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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: September 28, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

George W. Bush, President of the United States, addresses the 62nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at the UN in New York. Bush says 'nuke-you-lar' not 'nuclear,' but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (118)

Damn frijoles are killing m... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Damn frijoles are killing me. ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:05

Dang, I've got to start col... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by kim | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
kim:

Dang, I've got to start color-coding my notebooks.
===============================================

2. Posted by kim | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:05

I know she's the Speaker, b... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by LJD | September 28, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
LJD:

I know she's the Speaker, but the sight of her makes me want to vomit...

3. Posted by LJD | September 28, 2007 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:14

W here. Now you fellas have... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

W here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Kofi. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

4. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:15

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling fluctuant.

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:33

('Oh great, yesterday it wa... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by DaveD | September 28, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

('Oh great, yesterday it was I-ran, today I've got the runs')

6. Posted by DaveD | September 28, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:36

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:43

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling flatulence.


(This time I spelled it right)

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:43

"Dang... I feel another sur... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dang... I feel another surge coming."

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (20 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:45

Ummmm, if I could only lift... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Bill Clinton | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton:

Ummmm, if I could only lift my right cheek a bit higher without anyone noticing....

10. Posted by Bill Clinton | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:45

(in Don Corleone vocice) "J... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(in Don Corleone vocice) "Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."

11. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:49

Damn its good to be a gangs... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Damn its good to be a gangster.....

12. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:49

[Thinking to himself]... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Mike | September 28, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mike:

[Thinking to himself]

Why do I need a time-out? Dick was the one who called Pelosi a hag. It's just not fair!

13. Posted by Mike | September 28, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:51

My owners' mood ispe... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rick kennerly | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
rick kennerly:

My owners' mood is
pensive -- I lie near his
Feet. I fart a big one.

14. Posted by rick kennerly | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:55

Timothy A. Clary, winner of... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Timothy A. Clary, winner of the AFP Snidest Caption for the Least Flattering Bush Photo Contest.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:55

And if I take off my tie an... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Parker | September 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Parker:

And if I take off my tie and frizz my hair, I look even more like Kim Jong Il!

16. Posted by Parker | September 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:56

"Oops... there's another, t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 28, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Oops... there's another, time to carry out my exit strategy."

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 28, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:00

"I got your Weapon of Mass ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by zipity | September 28, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
zipity:

"I got your Weapon of Mass Destruction right here....."

18. Posted by zipity | September 28, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:05

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Scotty | September 28, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Scotty:

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too tight!

19. Posted by Scotty | September 28, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:15

King Tutenfartenkhamen... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by ChildrenS Do Learn | September 28, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
ChildrenS Do Learn:

King Tutenfartenkhamen

20. Posted by ChildrenS Do Learn | September 28, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:16

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
mike:

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll give him sulfur!

21. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:22

Hey UN, I taunt you a secon... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
mike:

Hey UN, I taunt you a second time, you silly wipers of other persons bottoms....

22. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:25

Chavez: "I was right! I was... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Chavez: "I was right! I was right!"

23. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:39

Damn refried beans!... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by marc | September 28, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Damn refried beans!

24. Posted by marc | September 28, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:43

Hold on, I'm rippin a hilla... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by billburz | September 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
billburz:

Hold on, I'm rippin a hillary. Ooooh, that felt gooood.

25. Posted by billburz | September 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:48

Mahmoud, when we're finishe... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Mahmoud, when we're finished with you, you won't be able to pronounce "nukular" either.

26. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:50

The collective stink of the... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The collective stink of the UN always puts W a little off his feed.

27. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:53

Oh man, being at the UN mak... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, being at the UN makes me feel just like dad at a Japanese banquet.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:53

The one good thing about ha... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The one good thing about having Ahmydinnerjacket here is that his B.O. will mask my one-cheek-sneaks. It's the same reason I invite Kennedy over to watch movies.

29. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

What's that smell?... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

What's that smell?

Oh, diplomats...

30. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

I shouldn't have taken thos... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I shouldn't have taken those last three spoonfuls of cod liver oil.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

NYT: The realism of the lat... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Mr. Fu | September 28, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Fu:

NYT: The realism of the latest entry at Disney World's animatronic "Hall of Presidents" is just astounding.

32. Posted by Mr. Fu | September 28, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:57

W struggles mightily to res... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
guido:

W struggles mightily to restrain an enormous U.N. F-U bomb.

33. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:59

The cheers when Bush announ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The cheers when Bush announced we were immediately withdrawing from Iraq effective turned to awkward silence once he added that we were withdrawing to them Syria and Iran.

34. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:00

After Dick Cheney used his ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

After Dick Cheney used his Vader-like powers to leave George gasping for breath the subject of climate change was never broached again.

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:01

President Bush takes advant... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Swanny | September 28, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Swanny:

President Bush takes advantage of being at the U.N. to pass gas with wild abandon knowing that the stench of corruption will cover his flatulence.

36. Posted by Swanny | September 28, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:04

Here's some global warming ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by VagaBond | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Here's some global warming for you.

37. Posted by VagaBond | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:05

Hey Al how you like this ca... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Shelby | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Shelby:

Hey Al how you like this carbon footprint.

38. Posted by Shelby | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:05

Momentarily overcome by Joh... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Momentarily overcome by Johnny Rotten's stage persona, President Bush later told the UN Security Council to bugger off and prepared to launch a furious air assault against Iran

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:10

"I want rustlers, cutthroat... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Craig | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

40. Posted by Craig | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:10

You know, a surge would do ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Paco | September 28, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paco:

You know, a surge would do this place a world of good, too.