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George W. Bush, President of the United States, addresses the 62nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at the UN in New York. Bush says 'nuke-you-lar' not 'nuclear,' but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (118)

Damn frijoles are killing m... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Damn frijoles are killing me. ww

Dang, I've got to start col... (Below threshold)
kim:

Dang, I've got to start color-coding my notebooks.
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I know she's the Speaker, b... (Below threshold)
LJD:

I know she's the Speaker, but the sight of her makes me want to vomit...

W here. Now you fellas have... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

W here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Kofi. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling fluctuant.

('Oh great, yesterday it wa... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

('Oh great, yesterday it was I-ran, today I've got the runs')

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"... (Below threshold)

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling flatulence.


(This time I spelled it right)

"Dang... I feel another sur... (Below threshold)

"Dang... I feel another surge coming."

Ummmm, if I could only lift... (Below threshold)
Bill Clinton:

Ummmm, if I could only lift my right cheek a bit higher without anyone noticing....

(in Don Corleone vocice) "J... (Below threshold)

(in Don Corleone vocice) "Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."

Damn its good to be a gangs... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Damn its good to be a gangster.....

[Thinking to himself]... (Below threshold)
Mike:

[Thinking to himself]

Why do I need a time-out? Dick was the one who called Pelosi a hag. It's just not fair!

My owners' mood ispe... (Below threshold)

My owners' mood is
pensive -- I lie near his
Feet. I fart a big one.

Timothy A. Clary, winner of... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Timothy A. Clary, winner of the AFP Snidest Caption for the Least Flattering Bush Photo Contest.

And if I take off my tie an... (Below threshold)

And if I take off my tie and frizz my hair, I look even more like Kim Jong Il!

"Oops... there's another, t... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Oops... there's another, time to carry out my exit strategy."

"I got your Weapon of Mass ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I got your Weapon of Mass Destruction right here....."

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too tight!

King Tutenfartenkhamen... (Below threshold)
ChildrenS Do Learn:

King Tutenfartenkhamen

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll ... (Below threshold)
mike:

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll give him sulfur!

Hey UN, I taunt you a secon... (Below threshold)
mike:

Hey UN, I taunt you a second time, you silly wipers of other persons bottoms....

Chavez: "I was right! I was... (Below threshold)

Chavez: "I was right! I was right!"

Damn refried beans!... (Below threshold)
marc:

Damn refried beans!

Hold on, I'm rippin a hilla... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Hold on, I'm rippin a hillary. Ooooh, that felt gooood.

Mahmoud, when we're finishe... (Below threshold)

Mahmoud, when we're finished with you, you won't be able to pronounce "nukular" either.

The collective stink of the... (Below threshold)

The collective stink of the UN always puts W a little off his feed.

Oh man, being at the UN mak... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, being at the UN makes me feel just like dad at a Japanese banquet.

The one good thing about ha... (Below threshold)
guido:

The one good thing about having Ahmydinnerjacket here is that his B.O. will mask my one-cheek-sneaks. It's the same reason I invite Kennedy over to watch movies.

What's that smell?... (Below threshold)

What's that smell?

Oh, diplomats...

I shouldn't have taken thos... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I shouldn't have taken those last three spoonfuls of cod liver oil.

NYT: The realism of the lat... (Below threshold)

NYT: The realism of the latest entry at Disney World's animatronic "Hall of Presidents" is just astounding.

W struggles mightily to res... (Below threshold)
guido:

W struggles mightily to restrain an enormous U.N. F-U bomb.

The cheers when Bush announ... (Below threshold)

The cheers when Bush announced we were immediately withdrawing from Iraq effective turned to awkward silence once he added that we were withdrawing to them Syria and Iran.

After Dick Cheney used his ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

After Dick Cheney used his Vader-like powers to leave George gasping for breath the subject of climate change was never broached again.

President Bush takes advant... (Below threshold)

President Bush takes advantage of being at the U.N. to pass gas with wild abandon knowing that the stench of corruption will cover his flatulence.

Here's some global warming ... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

Here's some global warming for you.

Hey Al how you like this ca... (Below threshold)

Hey Al how you like this carbon footprint.

Momentarily overcome by Joh... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Momentarily overcome by Johnny Rotten's stage persona, President Bush later told the UN Security Council to bugger off and prepared to launch a furious air assault against Iran

"I want rustlers, cutthroat... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

You know, a surge would do ... (Below threshold)
Paco:

You know, a surge would do this place a world of good, too.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...

I wear My highwaters at nig... (Below threshold)
914:

I wear My highwaters at night!

Dang it. That happens ever... (Below threshold)
Apropos de Nada:

Dang it. That happens every time I say "Ahmadinejad".

Zappppppp! damn this powe... (Below threshold)
914:

Zappppppp! damn this powerline blog has got to go

I can make a motor boat sou... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

I can make a motor boat sound...brumbrumbrumbrumbrumb

mah undies are too tahgt!</... (Below threshold)
914:

mah undies are too tahgt!

They're probably wonderin... (Below threshold)
civil behavior:

They're probably wondering if I am as stupid as I look."

My gawd, these people are a... (Below threshold)
guido:

My gawd, these people are almost as anti-American as Harry & Nancy.

"I should've used Preparati... (Below threshold)

"I should've used Preparation H."

"Hock tooey."... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Hock tooey."

Wax Museum Tryout Eliminati... (Below threshold)
tomg:

Wax Museum Tryout Elimination Round

Cramps, darn! I wonder if I... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Cramps, darn! I wonder if I can sneak one off here, let's see, oh yes, the Central American contingent is right over there; should be able to pull this one off, careful now, must keep it quiet. There, mmmmm, oh, that's a stinker baby! Now quick, make a quizzical look at the Guatemalan Ambassador.

The "Texas Two Step" meets ... (Below threshold)
Gizmo:

The "Texas Two Step" meets "The One Cheek Sneak"!

Never.. Never.. Never.. Ima... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Never.. Never.. Never.. Imagine the group your about to speak to naked if your sitting behind Ted Kennedy.

"OOPS, I forgot I wasn't si... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"OOPS, I forgot I wasn't sitting on my potty chair!"

Silent, but deadly.... (Below threshold)

Silent, but deadly.

Paaammmmellaaaa Annndeeerrr... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Paaammmmellaaaa Annndeeerrrrson.

"Mr. President, with physic... (Below threshold)

"Mr. President, with physical torture banned just how would you get a terrorist to talk given the 'ticking bomb' scenario?"

Despite photographic eviden... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Despite photographic evidence, President Bush insists that the loogie, which somehow struck both Chavez and Ahmadinejad, must have come from "a second spitter"

That's gonna leave a mark.<... (Below threshold)

That's gonna leave a mark.

Whew, do you smell that? H... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Whew, do you smell that? Heh, where's my old buddy, Chavez? I'd like to drop one of these brimstone burrito bombs on him.

Where will you be wh... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

"Ahhhhh, why don't we have ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Ahhhhh, why don't we have massage chairs in the Oval Office?"

FFFFFFRRRRUUUUMM the ha... (Below threshold)
Mark:

FFFFFFRRRRUUUUMM the haaalls of Monteeezuuumaaa to the

shooores of Tripooli............

Must ...... Maintain ..... ... (Below threshold)
LiberalNightmare:

Must ...... Maintain ..... Narrow .......Stance.

Unseen aide out of frame: "... (Below threshold)

Unseen aide out of frame: "Uh, Mr. President... It's not that type of throne, sir."

Bush says "nuke-yo... (Below threshold)
Bush says "nuke-you-lar" not "nuclear," but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)

Did you stay up all night coming up with that, Timmy? It shows.

President Bush just realize... (Below threshold)
jack_h:

President Bush just realizes why the new lemon-flavored Ex-lax is marketed as the laxative that "will make you pucker both ends".

"I got your Nuke-you-lar... (Below threshold)

"I got your Nuke-you-lar pronunciation right here Timmy."

Timmy: "No Mr. President, I... (Below threshold)

Timmy: "No Mr. President, I said Nuke-you-lar pronunciation, not Nuke-you-lar emanation.

Madame Tussauds'Wax Musuem ... (Below threshold)

Madame Tussauds'Wax Musuem latest addition to The Hall Of Failed Presidents

Wait until they get a sniff... (Below threshold)
Rick Anderson:

Wait until they get a sniff of this one!

"Hmmm, now what look can I ... (Below threshold)
Veeshir:

"Hmmm, now what look can I put on my face to drive lefty idiots crazy? I know, I'll do my "fart face", that always sends em around the bend."

Hey Laura, who's the stiff?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Laura, who's the stiff?

It's all the President can ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

It's all the President can do to refrain from a good ole' Texas scratching down-yonder.

"Hello, Custodial Office? ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

"Hello, Custodial Office? This is Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. Please dispatch some staff to the General Assembly with some handy-wipes and air freshener."

Looking to copy Cheney's co... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Looking to copy Cheney's congressional example, President Bush prepares to respond to Iranian president Ahmadinejad's comments at the UN.

Awakening from his nightmar... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Awakening from his nightmare, Bush is horrified to find his foot furiously tapping the floor and Senator Craig winking at him from the third row.

Lessee ... I count 'bout a ... (Below threshold)

Lessee ... I count 'bout a dozen dictators within spitting distance, a whole roomful of corrupt UN stuffed suits, and sponsors for 95% of every known terrorist organization ...

Think I'll tell Cheney to scrub the Iran strike, we can do a lot better hitting selected targets rahtcheer!

W usually pronounces it "nu... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

W usually pronounces it "nuke-you-lar", but he plans to drop the third syllable when discussing Iran and North Korea

Bush: "DAYUM!!.. this crapp... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Bush: "DAYUM!!.. this crapper seat is CONF-TA-BUL"

Aide: "Mr. President that is a not a atoilet seat... and your pants are still up sir"

Secret Service Agent: Speaking into watch/mic "Eagle 1 has shat his pants. I repeat, Eagle 1 has shat his pants. Deploy clean up crew STAT!!"

Bush: "That little bastard ... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Bush: "That little bastard Chavez gave me one of those sour Starbursts instead of the Baja Burst"

OK, now I got to concentrat... (Below threshold)
capitano:

OK, now I got to concentrate if I'm ever going to pass Harvard's How to Sound Smart in 10 Easy Lessons Course:

1. Fidel's home? Cube-Er.
2. Picture made with a pencil? Draw-ring.
3. Good seafood stew? Wick'd Chow-dah.

Damn, is this Pygmalionesque or what?

Feels like I need to widen ... (Below threshold)

Feels like I need to widen my stance.

Craig: "I want rustlers, cu... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Craig: "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

1. Headley Lamar from Blazing Saddles.
2. You owe me a computer monitor. LOL :)

You Knighted Nations? No. ... (Below threshold)
woody:

You Knighted Nations? No. Ewe Nighted Nay Shuns?? Dang it, no! U Nigh Tit Neigh Chums??? Damn mnemonics!! I'll just go with "Y'all."

In a rare moment of levity,... (Below threshold)
Darby:

In a rare moment of levity, Bush demonstrates his unusually narrow stance....

The President is shown in t... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The President is shown in this photo listening to a speech given by Bill Clinton's wife. Anyone who is not evil and has heard Bill's wife speak before can understand the expression on his face.

hmmmm, wait a minute - fart... (Below threshold)
RodgerH:

hmmmm, wait a minute - farts aren't supposed to have lumps!

George Bush addresses the U... (Below threshold)
retired military:

George Bush addresses the UN in his best Alfred Hitchcock voice "Good Evening"

Placard in the Liberal muse... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Placard in the Liberal museum of fantasy history. "President George W. Bush on trial at the UN for crimes against humanity. The presiding judge appointed by the UN is George Soros."

WoW! A leather toilet with ... (Below threshold)
RFA:

WoW! A leather toilet with armrests even.

"Ladies and gentleman, I be... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Ladies and gentleman, I believe the discussion of Bilateral Emissions should be addressed in a more open air environment."

"Yer dern tootin' I had the... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Yer dern tootin' I had them terrific frijoles for lunch! Why do you ask?"

"Nah, the word nuke-you-lar... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Nah, the word nuke-you-lar has been around for ages! What's really starting to catch on, though, is "foy-ledge"! You can't have a real greenhouse without it!"

"Uhhh...okay...wait for it.... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Uhhh...okay...wait for it...Ah, that's better! Now, what was your question, sir?"

I don't know what happend! ... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

I don't know what happend! There was some kind of "sproing", and then a fizzle sound, and then smoke began to come out of his ears...

1) *closes left eye* Behind... (Below threshold)

1) *closes left eye* Behind the ambassador...*closes right eye* Next to the Ambassador...

2) Hey Timmy, lemme know if you added this one to your pronunciation book; Kiss mah a$$!

President Bush listens with... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Bush listens with all the rapture he can muster to a John Kerry speech.

Here I sit broken hearted<b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to crap and only farted.

"Hey you guys said you wan... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Hey you guys said you wanted to know where the weapons of mass destruction were."

Mrs Clinton I think I will ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Mrs Clinton I think I will invoke your husband's "Don't ask, Dont tell" policy.

President Bush using his be... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Bush using his best poker face says "Well Hillary, I will see your 10 million illegal immigrants and raise you another 15 million."

Gas? Oh, I forgot, I'm at t... (Below threshold)
GMC:

Gas? Oh, I forgot, I'm at the UN.

Forget my prepared remarks,... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Forget my prepared remarks, I'm just going to tell them "I fart in your general direction."

ddddddamn vvvvvibrattttting... (Below threshold)

ddddddamn vvvvvibratttttinggggg chchchair!

President Bush demonstrates... (Below threshold)

President Bush demonstrates his Squatting Lizard Kung Fu technique.

Why is Liz Taylor looking a... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Why is Liz Taylor looking at me that way?

This is how President Bush ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is how President Bush would look if he were French.

"Why, that power leak has u... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she's starting to drift! I can't hold her in place that long!"

I don't know if Hillary wil... (Below threshold)
murphy:

I don't know if Hillary will be able to get her fat ass in this chair but it fits me just fine.

fffffffffffftttttttttttt!! ... (Below threshold)
914:

fffffffffffftttttttttttt!! ahh...smell's like switchgrass!

GOT WOOD?... (Below threshold)
914:

GOT WOOD?

I dedicate this hearty fart... (Below threshold)
Tom Caine:

I dedicate this hearty fart to Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad..since he is such a liar..and I am not....

And the longer Ahmadinejad ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

And the longer Ahmadinejad talked, the louder Bush practiced his motor-boat sound effect.

The Eagle has landed, clean... (Below threshold)

The Eagle has landed, clean up on aisle one.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




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