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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 28, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

George W. Bush, President of the United States, addresses the 62nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at the UN in New York. Bush says 'nuke-you-lar' not 'nuclear,' but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (118)

Damn frijoles are killing m... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Damn frijoles are killing me. ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:05

Dang, I've got to start col... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by kim | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
kim:

Dang, I've got to start color-coding my notebooks.
===============================================

2. Posted by kim | September 28, 2007 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:05

I know she's the Speaker, b... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by LJD | September 28, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
LJD:

I know she's the Speaker, but the sight of her makes me want to vomit...

3. Posted by LJD | September 28, 2007 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:14

W here. Now you fellas have... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

W here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Kofi. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

4. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:15

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling fluctuant.

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:33

('Oh great, yesterday it wa... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by DaveD | September 28, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

('Oh great, yesterday it was I-ran, today I've got the runs')

6. Posted by DaveD | September 28, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:36

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"SQUEEEE---FRAAAAAPPP!!"

7. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:43

President Bush gets the las... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

President Bush gets the last laugh at the UN after eating a dozen eggs the night before and excretes sulfur smelling flatulence.


(This time I spelled it right)

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 28, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:43

"Dang... I feel another sur... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dang... I feel another surge coming."

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (20 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:45

Ummmm, if I could only lift... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Bill Clinton | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton:

Ummmm, if I could only lift my right cheek a bit higher without anyone noticing....

10. Posted by Bill Clinton | September 28, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:45

(in Don Corleone vocice) "J... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(in Don Corleone vocice) "Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."

11. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:49

Damn its good to be a gangs... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Damn its good to be a gangster.....

12. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 28, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:49

[Thinking to himself]... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Mike | September 28, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mike:

[Thinking to himself]

Why do I need a time-out? Dick was the one who called Pelosi a hag. It's just not fair!

13. Posted by Mike | September 28, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:51

My owners' mood ispe... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rick kennerly | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
rick kennerly:

My owners' mood is
pensive -- I lie near his
Feet. I fart a big one.

14. Posted by rick kennerly | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:55

Timothy A. Clary, winner of... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Timothy A. Clary, winner of the AFP Snidest Caption for the Least Flattering Bush Photo Contest.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 28, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:55

And if I take off my tie an... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Parker | September 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Parker:

And if I take off my tie and frizz my hair, I look even more like Kim Jong Il!

16. Posted by Parker | September 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 07:56

"Oops... there's another, t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 28, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Oops... there's another, time to carry out my exit strategy."

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 28, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:00

"I got your Weapon of Mass ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by zipity | September 28, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
zipity:

"I got your Weapon of Mass Destruction right here....."

18. Posted by zipity | September 28, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:05

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Scotty | September 28, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Scotty:

Ah, mah dinner jacket's too tight!

19. Posted by Scotty | September 28, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:15

King Tutenfartenkhamen... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by ChildrenS Do Learn | September 28, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
ChildrenS Do Learn:

King Tutenfartenkhamen

20. Posted by ChildrenS Do Learn | September 28, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:16

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
mike:

Chavez wants sulfur? I'll give him sulfur!

21. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:22

Hey UN, I taunt you a secon... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
mike:

Hey UN, I taunt you a second time, you silly wipers of other persons bottoms....

22. Posted by mike | September 28, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:25

Chavez: "I was right! I was... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Chavez: "I was right! I was right!"

23. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:39

Damn refried beans!... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by marc | September 28, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Damn refried beans!

24. Posted by marc | September 28, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:43

Hold on, I'm rippin a hilla... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by billburz | September 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
billburz:

Hold on, I'm rippin a hillary. Ooooh, that felt gooood.

25. Posted by billburz | September 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:48

Mahmoud, when we're finishe... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Mahmoud, when we're finished with you, you won't be able to pronounce "nukular" either.

26. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:50

The collective stink of the... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The collective stink of the UN always puts W a little off his feed.

27. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:53

Oh man, being at the UN mak... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, being at the UN makes me feel just like dad at a Japanese banquet.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:53

The one good thing about ha... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The one good thing about having Ahmydinnerjacket here is that his B.O. will mask my one-cheek-sneaks. It's the same reason I invite Kennedy over to watch movies.

29. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

What's that smell?... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

What's that smell?

Oh, diplomats...

30. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

I shouldn't have taken thos... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I shouldn't have taken those last three spoonfuls of cod liver oil.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:56

NYT: The realism of the lat... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Mr. Fu | September 28, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Fu:

NYT: The realism of the latest entry at Disney World's animatronic "Hall of Presidents" is just astounding.

32. Posted by Mr. Fu | September 28, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:57

W struggles mightily to res... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
guido:

W struggles mightily to restrain an enormous U.N. F-U bomb.

33. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 08:59

The cheers when Bush announ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The cheers when Bush announced we were immediately withdrawing from Iraq effective turned to awkward silence once he added that we were withdrawing to them Syria and Iran.

34. Posted by fustian | September 28, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:00

After Dick Cheney used his ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

After Dick Cheney used his Vader-like powers to leave George gasping for breath the subject of climate change was never broached again.

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:01

President Bush takes advant... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Swanny | September 28, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Swanny:

President Bush takes advantage of being at the U.N. to pass gas with wild abandon knowing that the stench of corruption will cover his flatulence.

36. Posted by Swanny | September 28, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:04

Here's some global warming ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by VagaBond | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Here's some global warming for you.

37. Posted by VagaBond | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:05

Hey Al how you like this ca... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Shelby | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Shelby:

Hey Al how you like this carbon footprint.

38. Posted by Shelby | September 28, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:05

Momentarily overcome by Joh... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Momentarily overcome by Johnny Rotten's stage persona, President Bush later told the UN Security Council to bugger off and prepared to launch a furious air assault against Iran

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:10

"I want rustlers, cutthroat... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Craig | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

40. Posted by Craig | September 28, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:10

You know, a surge would do ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Paco | September 28, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paco:

You know, a surge would do this place a world of good, too.

41. Posted by Paco | September 28, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:11

Ninety-nine bottles of beer... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...

42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 28, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:13

I wear My highwaters at nig... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I wear My highwaters at night!

43. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:15

Dang it. That happens ever... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Apropos de Nada | September 28, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apropos de Nada:

Dang it. That happens every time I say "Ahmadinejad".

44. Posted by Apropos de Nada | September 28, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:18

Zappppppp! damn this powe... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Zappppppp! damn this powerline blog has got to go

45. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:19

I can make a motor boat sou... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

I can make a motor boat sound...brumbrumbrumbrumbrumb

46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:20

mah undies are too tahgt!</... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

mah undies are too tahgt!

47. Posted by 914 | September 28, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:23

They're probably wonderin... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by civil behavior | September 28, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
civil behavior:

They're probably wondering if I am as stupid as I look."

48. Posted by civil behavior | September 28, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:25

My gawd, these people are a... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

My gawd, these people are almost as anti-American as Harry & Nancy.

49. Posted by guido | September 28, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:33

"I should've used Preparati... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Daniel | September 28, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

"I should've used Preparation H."

50. Posted by Daniel | September 28, 2007 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:50

"Hock tooey."... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 28, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Hock tooey."

51. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 28, 2007 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:51

Wax Museum Tryout Eliminati... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by tomg | September 28, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg:

Wax Museum Tryout Elimination Round

52. Posted by tomg | September 28, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 09:55

Cramps, darn! I wonder if I... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tango | September 28, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Tango:

Cramps, darn! I wonder if I can sneak one off here, let's see, oh yes, the Central American contingent is right over there; should be able to pull this one off, careful now, must keep it quiet. There, mmmmm, oh, that's a stinker baby! Now quick, make a quizzical look at the Guatemalan Ambassador.

53. Posted by Tango | September 28, 2007 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:01

The "Texas Two Step" meets ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Gizmo | September 28, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gizmo:

The "Texas Two Step" meets "The One Cheek Sneak"!

54. Posted by Gizmo | September 28, 2007 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:09

Never.. Never.. Never.. Ima... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 28, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Never.. Never.. Never.. Imagine the group your about to speak to naked if your sitting behind Ted Kennedy.

55. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 28, 2007 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:17

"OOPS, I forgot I wasn't si... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 28, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

"OOPS, I forgot I wasn't sitting on my potty chair!"

56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 28, 2007 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:17

Silent, but deadly.... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Silent, but deadly.

57. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:45

Paaammmmellaaaa Annndeeerrr... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Paaammmmellaaaa Annndeeerrrrson.

58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:45

"Mr. President, with physic... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Mr. President, with physical torture banned just how would you get a terrorist to talk given the 'ticking bomb' scenario?"

59. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:49

Despite photographic eviden... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by No One of Consequence | September 28, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Despite photographic evidence, President Bush insists that the loogie, which somehow struck both Chavez and Ahmadinejad, must have come from "a second spitter"

60. Posted by No One of Consequence | September 28, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:50

That's gonna leave a mark.<... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Falze | September 28, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Falze:

That's gonna leave a mark.

61. Posted by Falze | September 28, 2007 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:52

Whew, do you smell that? H... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by kbiel | September 28, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
kbiel:

Whew, do you smell that? Heh, where's my old buddy, Chavez? I'd like to drop one of these brimstone burrito bombs on him.

62. Posted by kbiel | September 28, 2007 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 10:54

Where will you be wh... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 28, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 28, 2007 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:03

"Ahhhhh, why don't we have ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rick13 | September 28, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Ahhhhh, why don't we have massage chairs in the Oval Office?"

64. Posted by Rick13 | September 28, 2007 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:08

FFFFFFRRRRUUUUMM the ha... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Mark | September 28, 2007 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

FFFFFFRRRRUUUUMM the haaalls of Monteeezuuumaaa to the

shooores of Tripooli............

65. Posted by Mark | September 28, 2007 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:20

Must ...... Maintain ..... ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by LiberalNightmare | September 28, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LiberalNightmare:

Must ...... Maintain ..... Narrow .......Stance.

66. Posted by LiberalNightmare | September 28, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:42

Unseen aide out of frame: "... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Jason | September 28, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Unseen aide out of frame: "Uh, Mr. President... It's not that type of throne, sir."

67. Posted by Jason | September 28, 2007 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:44

Bush says "nuke-yo... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jason | September 28, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jason:
Bush says "nuke-you-lar" not "nuclear," but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)

Did you stay up all night coming up with that, Timmy? It shows.

68. Posted by Jason | September 28, 2007 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:47

President Bush just realize... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by jack_h | September 28, 2007 11:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jack_h:

President Bush just realizes why the new lemon-flavored Ex-lax is marketed as the laxative that "will make you pucker both ends".

69. Posted by jack_h | September 28, 2007 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 11:51

"I got your Nuke-you-lar... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I got your Nuke-you-lar pronunciation right here Timmy."

70. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:04

Timmy: "No Mr. President, I... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Timmy: "No Mr. President, I said Nuke-you-lar pronunciation, not Nuke-you-lar emanation.

71. Posted by rodney dill | September 28, 2007 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:07

Madame Tussauds'Wax Musuem ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Paul Hooson | September 28, 2007 12:15 PM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Madame Tussauds'Wax Musuem latest addition to The Hall Of Failed Presidents

72. Posted by Paul Hooson | September 28, 2007 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:15

Wait until they get a sniff... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Rick Anderson | September 28, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Anderson:

Wait until they get a sniff of this one!

73. Posted by Rick Anderson | September 28, 2007 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:24

"Hmmm, now what look can I ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Veeshir | September 28, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

"Hmmm, now what look can I put on my face to drive lefty idiots crazy? I know, I'll do my "fart face", that always sends em around the bend."

74. Posted by Veeshir | September 28, 2007 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:28

Hey Laura, who's the stiff?... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Laura, who's the stiff?

75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 28, 2007 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:32

It's all the President can ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by SideShowJane | September 28, 2007 12:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

It's all the President can do to refrain from a good ole' Texas scratching down-yonder.

76. Posted by SideShowJane | September 28, 2007 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 12:57

"Hello, Custodial Office? ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by SideShowJane | September 28, 2007 1:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

"Hello, Custodial Office? This is Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. Please dispatch some staff to the General Assembly with some handy-wipes and air freshener."

77. Posted by SideShowJane | September 28, 2007 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:10

Looking to copy Cheney's co... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Joel | September 28, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Looking to copy Cheney's congressional example, President Bush prepares to respond to Iranian president Ahmadinejad's comments at the UN.

78. Posted by Joel | September 28, 2007 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:18

Awakening from his nightmar... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Joel | September 28, 2007 1:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joel:

Awakening from his nightmare, Bush is horrified to find his foot furiously tapping the floor and Senator Craig winking at him from the third row.

79. Posted by Joel | September 28, 2007 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:23

Lessee ... I count 'bout a ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 28, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Lessee ... I count 'bout a dozen dictators within spitting distance, a whole roomful of corrupt UN stuffed suits, and sponsors for 95% of every known terrorist organization ...

Think I'll tell Cheney to scrub the Iran strike, we can do a lot better hitting selected targets rahtcheer!

80. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 28, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:24

W usually pronounces it "nu... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by john1v6 | September 28, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
john1v6:

W usually pronounces it "nuke-you-lar", but he plans to drop the third syllable when discussing Iran and North Korea

81. Posted by john1v6 | September 28, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:28

Bush: "DAYUM!!.. this crapp... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Chris G:

Bush: "DAYUM!!.. this crapper seat is CONF-TA-BUL"

Aide: "Mr. President that is a not a atoilet seat... and your pants are still up sir"

Secret Service Agent: Speaking into watch/mic "Eagle 1 has shat his pants. I repeat, Eagle 1 has shat his pants. Deploy clean up crew STAT!!"

82. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:28

Bush: "That little bastard ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 1:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris G:

Bush: "That little bastard Chavez gave me one of those sour Starbursts instead of the Baja Burst"

83. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:31

OK, now I got to concentrat... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by capitano | September 28, 2007 1:58 PM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
capitano:

OK, now I got to concentrate if I'm ever going to pass Harvard's How to Sound Smart in 10 Easy Lessons Course:

1. Fidel's home? Cube-Er.
2. Picture made with a pencil? Draw-ring.
3. Good seafood stew? Wick'd Chow-dah.

Damn, is this Pygmalionesque or what?

84. Posted by capitano | September 28, 2007 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 13:58

Feels like I need to widen ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by ProCynic [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 28, 2007 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ProCynic[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Feels like I need to widen my stance.

85. Posted by ProCynic [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 28, 2007 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 14:18

Craig: "I want rustlers, cu... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

Craig: "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

1. Headley Lamar from Blazing Saddles.
2. You owe me a computer monitor. LOL :)

86. Posted by Chris G | September 28, 2007 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 14:33

You Knighted Nations? No. ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by woody | September 28, 2007 2:57 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
woody:

You Knighted Nations? No. Ewe Nighted Nay Shuns?? Dang it, no! U Nigh Tit Neigh Chums??? Damn mnemonics!! I'll just go with "Y'all."

87. Posted by woody | September 28, 2007 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 14:57

In a rare moment of levity,... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2007 3:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Darby:

In a rare moment of levity, Bush demonstrates his unusually narrow stance....

88. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2007 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 15:09

The President is shown in t... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 28, 2007 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

The President is shown in this photo listening to a speech given by Bill Clinton's wife. Anyone who is not evil and has heard Bill's wife speak before can understand the expression on his face.

89. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 28, 2007 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 15:27

hmmmm, wait a minute - fart... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by RodgerH | September 28, 2007 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

hmmmm, wait a minute - farts aren't supposed to have lumps!

90. Posted by RodgerH | September 28, 2007 6:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 18:34

George Bush addresses the U... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

George Bush addresses the UN in his best Alfred Hitchcock voice "Good Evening"

91. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 6:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 18:57

Placard in the Liberal muse... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Placard in the Liberal museum of fantasy history. "President George W. Bush on trial at the UN for crimes against humanity. The presiding judge appointed by the UN is George Soros."

92. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 6:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 18:59

WoW! A leather toilet with ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by RFA | September 28, 2007 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RFA:

WoW! A leather toilet with armrests even.

93. Posted by RFA | September 28, 2007 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 19:59

"Ladies and gentleman, I be... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Ladies and gentleman, I believe the discussion of Bilateral Emissions should be addressed in a more open air environment."

94. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 20:11

"Yer dern tootin' I had the... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Yer dern tootin' I had them terrific frijoles for lunch! Why do you ask?"

95. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 20:13

"Nah, the word nuke-you-lar... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Nah, the word nuke-you-lar has been around for ages! What's really starting to catch on, though, is "foy-ledge"! You can't have a real greenhouse without it!"

96. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 20:18

"Uhhh...okay...wait for it.... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Uhhh...okay...wait for it...Ah, that's better! Now, what was your question, sir?"

97. Posted by LaMedusa | September 28, 2007 8:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 20:21

I don't know what happend! ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by ijosha | September 28, 2007 8:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ijosha:

I don't know what happend! There was some kind of "sproing", and then a fizzle sound, and then smoke began to come out of his ears...

98. Posted by ijosha | September 28, 2007 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 20:36

1) *closes left eye* Behind... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by GOP and College | September 28, 2007 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GOP and College:

1) *closes left eye* Behind the ambassador...*closes right eye* Next to the Ambassador...

2) Hey Timmy, lemme know if you added this one to your pronunciation book; Kiss mah a$$!

99. Posted by GOP and College | September 28, 2007 11:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 23:31

President Bush listens with... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

President Bush listens with all the rapture he can muster to a John Kerry speech.

100. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 23:50

Here I sit broken hearted<b... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to crap and only farted.

101. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 23:52

"Hey you guys said you wan... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Hey you guys said you wanted to know where the weapons of mass destruction were."

102. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 23:56

Mrs Clinton I think I will ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Mrs Clinton I think I will invoke your husband's "Don't ask, Dont tell" policy.

103. Posted by retired military | September 28, 2007 11:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 28, 2007 23:57

President Bush using his be... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | September 29, 2007 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

President Bush using his best poker face says "Well Hillary, I will see your 10 million illegal immigrants and raise you another 15 million."

104. Posted by retired military | September 29, 2007 12:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 00:02

Gas? Oh, I forgot, I'm at t... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by GMC | September 29, 2007 2:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GMC:

Gas? Oh, I forgot, I'm at the UN.

105. Posted by GMC | September 29, 2007 2:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 02:08

Forget my prepared remarks,... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Ken | September 29, 2007 3:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ken:

Forget my prepared remarks, I'm just going to tell them "I fart in your general direction."

106. Posted by Ken | September 29, 2007 3:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 03:32

ddddddamn vvvvvibrattttting... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by rodney dill | September 29, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ddddddamn vvvvvibratttttinggggg chchchair!

107. Posted by rodney dill | September 29, 2007 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 12:20

President Bush demonstrates... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by rodney dill | September 29, 2007 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

President Bush demonstrates his Squatting Lizard Kung Fu technique.

108. Posted by rodney dill | September 29, 2007 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 12:23

Why is Liz Taylor looking a... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 29, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Why is Liz Taylor looking at me that way?

109. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 29, 2007 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 13:43

This is how President Bush ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 29, 2007 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is how President Bush would look if he were French.

110. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 29, 2007 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 18:45

"Why, that power leak has u... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Craig | September 29, 2007 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she's starting to drift! I can't hold her in place that long!"

111. Posted by Craig | September 29, 2007 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 29, 2007 21:59

I don't know if Hillary wil... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by murphy | September 30, 2007 3:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
murphy:

I don't know if Hillary will be able to get her fat ass in this chair but it fits me just fine.

112. Posted by murphy | September 30, 2007 3:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 03:06

fffffffffffftttttttttttt!! ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 | September 30, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

fffffffffffftttttttttttt!! ahh...smell's like switchgrass!

113. Posted by 914 | September 30, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 10:13

GOT WOOD?... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by 914 | September 30, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

GOT WOOD?

114. Posted by 914 | September 30, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 10:18

I dedicate this hearty fart... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Tom Caine | September 30, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Caine:

I dedicate this hearty fart to Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad..since he is such a liar..and I am not....

115. Posted by Tom Caine | September 30, 2007 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 10:39

And the longer Ahmadinejad ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by itismedavid | September 30, 2007 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

And the longer Ahmadinejad talked, the louder Bush practiced his motor-boat sound effect.

116. Posted by itismedavid | September 30, 2007 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 15:24

The Eagle has landed, clean... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by rodney dill | September 30, 2007 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Eagle has landed, clean up on aisle one.

117. Posted by rodney dill | September 30, 2007 5:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 30, 2007 17:36

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Kevin | October 1, 2007 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

118. Posted by Kevin | October 1, 2007 2:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 1, 2007 02:00




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