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Comments (140)
That'll leave a bookmark</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
That'll leave a bookmark
1. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:20
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 5, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
A man in the park reading Gore's latest Global Warming opus. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 5, 2007 7:23 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:23
3. Posted by HughS | October 5, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Kim reviews list of exceptions to the current non proliferation agreement.
3. Posted by HughS | October 5, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:26
4. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: New Koran urinal design leaves islamic clerics really pissed. Developing...
4. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:27
5. Posted by tomg | October 5, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Go ask Alan,,,,,when he was just small
5. Posted by tomg | October 5, 2007 7:28 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:28
6. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
The big book of rules for the fantasy football league
6. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:33 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:33
7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
The outcome of outcomes-based education
7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:35 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:35
8. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Syria's communique to the United Nations condemning Israel's Raid: "It was a Factory for Homemade Fire Works!"
8. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:39 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:39
9. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"Clinton Campaign Donations For Dummies."
9. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:45 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:45
10. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"The Big Book of Media Matters Lies."
10. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:46 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:46
11. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tehran U's Nuclear Physics School Monument dedicated to their ambitions for the Aayatollah's A-Bomb...
11. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:50
12. Posted by pibill | October 5, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
There! Try flushin' that one!
12. Posted by pibill | October 5, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:58
13. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"The Joy of Cooking" - Michael "Fatman" Moore
13. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:02
14. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
"How the hell do I get that in my socks!" - Samuel Richard "Sandy" Berger.
14. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:05
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Scientists soon regreted genetically engineering an enormous Venus flytrap that fed exclusively on bookworms.
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:05
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The giant print edition of "It Takes a Village" allowed Hillary! supperters to literally roll around in its rich, creamy nuance.
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:09
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
This is what happens when a women is told over and over that 3 inches is really a big ten inch and then is given the task to submit book dimensions to the printing company.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:11
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I don't want to spoil the ending, except the hobo sleeping there pretty much already did.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:11
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Rosie O'Donnell's centerfold in Playboy outraged tree-huggers as well as long-time subscribers.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:15
20. Posted by Doc | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Just 1000 Centrifuges + a fancy Detonator away from a Mushroom Cloud!".....Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Father in son's earth-tone garb comtemplating the prospects of The Hidden Imam's aka "Mahdi's" Homecoming present
20. Posted by Doc | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:16
21. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"My Life (and Loves)" a narrative pictorial, by William Jefferson Clinton.
21. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:16
22. Posted by McCain | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Craig proves that he was just picking up a book.
22. Posted by McCain | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:21
23. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Marion Jones and her Dreams of being nominated to the Track and Field Hall of Fame
23. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:21
24. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Now if I could just find a giant toilet!
24. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
25. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A powerful read!
25. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
26. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OJ laboriously added to the list of suspects he could rule out as "the real killer".
26. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
27. Posted by Shelby | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Woman's owners manual.
27. Posted by Shelby | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:27
28. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"5 grand per baby and puppy", a plan and pictorial by Hillary Rodham Clinton.
28. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:27
29. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"IF I Did It ~ The Hillary Clinton Edition"
(subtitled ~ "It all depends on what the definition of 'It' is.")
29. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:28
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Another whopper by James Frey
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:32
31. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A reader peruses "Chapter 3 - Potential Alibis" of "The Ted Kennedy Diaries ~ Volume II - July 1969" at the Edgartown Book Fair.
31. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
32. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
According to Speaker Pelosi, Democrat Leadership introduced 'just a few' proposed tax increases to congress this week
32. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
10 Commandments banned; replaced with Global Warming picture bible.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
34. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Can I get a little help turning the page here!
34. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:35
35. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Larry Craig's new toe tapping tome "I'm Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay" (the small print edition)
35. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:38 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:38
36. Posted by Bruce | October 5, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jesse Jackson consults "The Complete Guide to Perpetual Victimhood (condensed version)" to come up with a race-based response to the "phony soldiers" controversy.
36. Posted by Bruce | October 5, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:39
37. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ahmadinejad taking a page out of the Big Book of Whacko.
37. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 8:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:44
38. Posted by jennifer | October 5, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Similar to Al Gore's campaign of Global Warming and saving the planet, the Save a Tree Foundation created thousands of self help books to preserve the forests of the world.
38. Posted by jennifer | October 5, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:45
39. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
John Kerry's "My Unwavering Political Convictions ~ Volume I: The Flips"
39. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:51
40. Posted by Jason | October 5, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"'It was a dark and stormy night.' What the hell?"
40. Posted by Jason | October 5, 2007 8:54 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:54
41. Posted by SarahConnor2 | Octo