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Comments (140)
That'll leave a bookmark</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
That'll leave a bookmark
1. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:20
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 5, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
A man in the park reading Gore's latest Global Warming opus. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 5, 2007 7:23 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:23
3. Posted by HughS | October 5, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Kim reviews list of exceptions to the current non proliferation agreement.
3. Posted by HughS | October 5, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:26
4. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: New Koran urinal design leaves islamic clerics really pissed. Developing...
4. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:27
5. Posted by tomg | October 5, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Go ask Alan,,,,,when he was just small
5. Posted by tomg | October 5, 2007 7:28 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:28
6. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
The big book of rules for the fantasy football league
6. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:33 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:33
7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
The outcome of outcomes-based education
7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | October 5, 2007 7:35 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:35
8. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Syria's communique to the United Nations condemning Israel's Raid: "It was a Factory for Homemade Fire Works!"
8. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:39 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:39
9. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"Clinton Campaign Donations For Dummies."
9. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:45 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:45
10. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"The Big Book of Media Matters Lies."
10. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 7:46 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:46
11. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tehran U's Nuclear Physics School Monument dedicated to their ambitions for the Aayatollah's A-Bomb...
11. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:50
12. Posted by pibill | October 5, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
There! Try flushin' that one!
12. Posted by pibill | October 5, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 07:58
13. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"The Joy of Cooking" - Michael "Fatman" Moore
13. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:02
14. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
"How the hell do I get that in my socks!" - Samuel Richard "Sandy" Berger.
14. Posted by marc | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:05
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Scientists soon regreted genetically engineering an enormous Venus flytrap that fed exclusively on bookworms.
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:05
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The giant print edition of "It Takes a Village" allowed Hillary! supperters to literally roll around in its rich, creamy nuance.
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:09
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
This is what happens when a women is told over and over that 3 inches is really a big ten inch and then is given the task to submit book dimensions to the printing company.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:11
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I don't want to spoil the ending, except the hobo sleeping there pretty much already did.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:11
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Rosie O'Donnell's centerfold in Playboy outraged tree-huggers as well as long-time subscribers.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:15
20. Posted by Doc | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Just 1000 Centrifuges + a fancy Detonator away from a Mushroom Cloud!".....Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Father in son's earth-tone garb comtemplating the prospects of The Hidden Imam's aka "Mahdi's" Homecoming present
20. Posted by Doc | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:16
21. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"My Life (and Loves)" a narrative pictorial, by William Jefferson Clinton.
21. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:16
22. Posted by McCain | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Craig proves that he was just picking up a book.
22. Posted by McCain | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:21
23. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Marion Jones and her Dreams of being nominated to the Track and Field Hall of Fame
23. Posted by FXY | October 5, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:21
24. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Now if I could just find a giant toilet!
24. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
25. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A powerful read!
25. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
26. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OJ laboriously added to the list of suspects he could rule out as "the real killer".
26. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 5, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:25
27. Posted by Shelby | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Woman's owners manual.
27. Posted by Shelby | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:27
28. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"5 grand per baby and puppy", a plan and pictorial by Hillary Rodham Clinton.
28. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:27
29. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"IF I Did It ~ The Hillary Clinton Edition"
(subtitled ~ "It all depends on what the definition of 'It' is.")
29. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:28
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Another whopper by James Frey
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:32
31. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A reader peruses "Chapter 3 - Potential Alibis" of "The Ted Kennedy Diaries ~ Volume II - July 1969" at the Edgartown Book Fair.
31. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
32. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
According to Speaker Pelosi, Democrat Leadership introduced 'just a few' proposed tax increases to congress this week
32. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
10 Commandments banned; replaced with Global Warming picture bible.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:34
34. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Can I get a little help turning the page here!
34. Posted by SideShowJane | October 5, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:35
35. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Larry Craig's new toe tapping tome "I'm Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay" (the small print edition)
35. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:38 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:38
36. Posted by Bruce | October 5, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jesse Jackson consults "The Complete Guide to Perpetual Victimhood (condensed version)" to come up with a race-based response to the "phony soldiers" controversy.
36. Posted by Bruce | October 5, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:39
37. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ahmadinejad taking a page out of the Big Book of Whacko.
37. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 8:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:44
38. Posted by jennifer | October 5, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Similar to Al Gore's campaign of Global Warming and saving the planet, the Save a Tree Foundation created thousands of self help books to preserve the forests of the world.
38. Posted by jennifer | October 5, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:45
39. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
John Kerry's "My Unwavering Political Convictions ~ Volume I: The Flips"
39. Posted by guido | October 5, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:51
40. Posted by Jason | October 5, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"'It was a dark and stormy night.' What the hell?"
40. Posted by Jason | October 5, 2007 8:54 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 08:54
41. Posted by SarahConnor2 | October 5, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Meanwhile, in another part of the city, Bill Clinton frantically searched for his "little black book".
41. Posted by SarahConnor2 | October 5, 2007 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:00
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"See honey, it says right here that size doesn't matter."
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 9:07 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:07
43. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 5, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Kim Jing Il peruses the menu at North Korea's most exclusive dining establishment.
43. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 5, 2007 9:07 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:07
44. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"ACLU's Daughter", by Ruth Bader Ginsburg
44. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:10
45. Posted by Cody Johnson | October 5, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Kim Jong Il reviews his new auto-biography "Me Kim Jong Il: Mad Man of North Korea" with pictures of none other than himself.
45. Posted by Cody Johnson | October 5, 2007 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:11
46. Posted by Joel | October 5, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Darn, all the good pictures are already colored!"
46. Posted by Joel | October 5, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:14
47. Posted by Joel | October 5, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In this picture smuggled out of North Korea, we see Kim Jong-Il reading from one of the typical propaganda pamphlets routinely dropped by the CIA.
47. Posted by Joel | October 5, 2007 9:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:21
48. Posted by MagicalPat![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| October 5, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Hillary Care. The abridged version"
48. Posted by MagicalPat![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| October 5, 2007 9:22 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:22
49. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OJ really has the book thrown at Him this time!
49. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:27 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:27
50. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
(another place, another time)
Lawyer for the Defense: "You didn't identify yourselves as police officers, you tasered my client from behind, you didn't advise him of his Miranda rights... so what exactly did you mean when you said you arrested him 'by the book?'"
50. Posted by rodney dill | October 5, 2007 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:29
51. Posted by tarheelcon | October 5, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I know they said "War and Peace" was a big book but this is ridiculous.
51. Posted by tarheelcon | October 5, 2007 9:31 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:31
52. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hugo sandwich
52. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:31 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:31
53. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Saddam Hussein looks on as the book of life is opened and His name is mysteriously absent..
53. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:35 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:35
54. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 5, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The nations aging population has Borders Large Print Section bustling.
54. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 5, 2007 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:38
55. Posted by nogo war | October 5, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Proof that no child left behind WORKS!
55. Posted by nogo war | October 5, 2007 9:43 AM |
Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:43
56. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ok but, where are the supersized crayolas?
56. Posted by 914 | October 5, 2007 9:47 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:47
57. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| October 5, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
As the end of the year approaches, the IRS finally completed publicatoin of the Unabridged U.S. Federal Income Tax Code: Volume 1.
57. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| October 5, 2007 9:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 09:56
58. Posted by SShiell | October 5, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Reader's Digest Version of It Takes A Village.
58. Posted by SShiell | October 5, 2007 10:02 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:02
59. Posted by Imhotep | October 5, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Kim Jong Il contemplates world domination with his actual scale size World Atlas.
59. Posted by Imhotep | October 5, 2007 10:04 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:04
60. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 5, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A strange looking object has attracted attention on the grounds of the Charleston S.C. School District.
60. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 5, 2007 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:05
61. Posted by Drag Queen Rudy | October 5, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
On his visit to Philadelphia, W pauses to take a wizz on the copy Constitution!
61. Posted by Drag Queen Rudy | October 5, 2007 10:10 AM |
Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:10
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sen. Craig's explanation of what really happened in the restroom, Vol. 1.
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 5, 2007 10:15 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:15
63. Posted by FormerHostage | October 5, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Knowing that his wife would be a while in the mall, Enrique brought along some light reading to kill time.
63. Posted by FormerHostage | October 5, 2007 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:32
64. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Kim Jong completes construction of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good.
64. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:45
65. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Not content with adjusting his countries timezone by a half an hour, Hugo declares all books must be written in large type... with lots of pictures.
65. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:48 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:48
66. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"To Serve Man!... IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
66. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:49 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:49
67. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hopefully, the new typefont on this Wizbang publication will increase BarneyG and FreedomFries' reading comprehension.
67. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:54
68. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Lies the Democrats Told: Volume 1 in a Series"
68. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 10:57 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:57
69. Posted by john1v6 | October 5, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Venus Mantrap book readies itself to claim another victim
69. Posted by john1v6 | October 5, 2007 10:58 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 10:58
70. Posted by john1v6 | October 5, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A great public school education, and all he can do is stare at the pictures
70. Posted by john1v6 | October 5, 2007 11:00 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:00
71. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Pork" by J. Murtha
71. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:00 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:00
72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
So this is what the children were giggling about...is it Mapplethorpe or a photographic journey through the Folsom Street fair?
72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 11:06 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:06
73. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Chung's chiropractor recommended the audiobook instead.
73. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:07 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:07
74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A slyly grinning Belichick claimed he knew nothing about the Jet's playbook on display at Central Park.
74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 11:09 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:09
75. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Clintons - Crimes & Scandals"
75. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:11 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:11
76. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"OMG! Harry Potter dies?!?"
76. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:13
77. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:15 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Book 'im, Danno"
77. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | October 5, 2007 11:15 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:15
78. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Truthers Book of Proven North American Conspiracies, Vol. 17"
78. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 11:25 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:25
79. Posted by LaMedusa | October 5, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Damn. I know if I stand here and read long enough, they're gonna make me buy it!"
79. Posted by LaMedusa | October 5, 2007 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:34
80. Posted by La Mano | October 5, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Soon after the divorce from the lovely princess was finalized, Prince Charming met Prince Lancelot and they lived happily ever after."
80. Posted by La Mano | October 5, 2007 11:42 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:42
81. Posted by Rovin | October 5, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Democratic play-book,-----4th grade education required.
81. Posted by Rovin | October 5, 2007 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:43
82. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 11:46 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
If Microsoft made books.
82. Posted by fustian | October 5, 2007 11:46 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 11:46
83. Posted by brainy435 | October 5, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A novel approach for combating childhood obesity.
83. Posted by brainy435 | October 5, 2007 12:00 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:00
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
So ... how do you boot it up?
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 12:08 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:08
85. Posted by VagaBond | October 5, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"The Book of Common Knowledge"
85. Posted by VagaBond | October 5, 2007 12:10 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:10
86. Posted by kbiel | October 5, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Internet expert, Kim Jong Il shows off his l33t skilz.
86. Posted by kbiel | October 5, 2007 12:10 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:10
87. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
OK, OK, so it is possible to suffer major trauma from a papercut under certain circumstances!
87. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 12:11 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:11
88. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 5, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Conservatives demand that the published works of Ann Coulter be displayed before courthouses.
88. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 5, 2007 12:24 PM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:24
89. Posted by JFO | October 5, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: -14 (16 votes cast)
George W Bush reading his picture book as ordered by Laura. It's entitled: "The Little President That Couldn't".
89. Posted by JFO | October 5, 2007 12:28 PM |
Score: -14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:28
90. Posted by Candy | October 5, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"That's the last time I take a piece of cake from that stupid White Rabbit!"
90. Posted by Candy | October 5, 2007 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:30
91. Posted by Candy | October 5, 2007 12:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
George Constanza won't be getting THIS book "flagged", now, will he!!!!
91. Posted by Candy | October 5, 2007 12:32 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:32
92. Posted by nikkolai | October 5, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"So THAT'S Mao's little red book."
92. Posted by nikkolai | October 5, 2007 12:35 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 12:35
93. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 5, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Hmmm... how big of a gun would I need to take out a Luck Dragon?"
93. Posted by No One of Consequence | October 5, 2007 1:00 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 13:00
94. Posted by Jim Addison | October 5, 2007 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Yes, when he said we could publish the whole Internet in a ten-volume set, we should have asked more questions."
94. Posted by Jim Addison | October 5, 2007 1:11 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 13:11
95. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Food order book while in Cuba for the crew of "Sicko".
95. Posted by nehemiah | October 5, 2007 1:17 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 13:17
96. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 3:00 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
As it turned out, Bill Clinton's new book 'Giving' was actually a how-to manual targeted at slightly overweight, star-struck interns.
96. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 5, 2007 3:00 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 15:00
97. Posted by Norm | October 5, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Darn - I forgot my reading glasses.
97. Posted by Norm | October 5, 2007 3:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 15:32
98. Posted by Rick13 | October 5, 2007 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buyer beware! It's the shipping charges in the book of the month club that'll get you!
98. Posted by Rick13 | October 5, 2007 3:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 15:35
99. Posted by Gmac | October 5, 2007 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Korean flytrap book patiently waited, knowing that Kim Il Jong's poor eyesight would make him lean closer...
99. Posted by Gmac | October 5, 2007 3:36 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 15:36
100. Posted by COgirl | October 5, 2007 4:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Democrat's election guidebook provided free of charge by their friends in the media. Being able to read not required.
100. Posted by COgirl | October 5, 2007 4:23 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 16:23
101. Posted by Falze | October 5, 2007 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"But I didn't do anything, officer. I simply went up to the book, like I always do, and took my usual wide stance..."
101. Posted by Falze | October 5, 2007 4:43 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 16:43
102. Posted by Tango | October 5, 2007 4:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kim Jong Il exclaims, "I am not a short squatty dictator. It's just that the books in our great nation are so darn big."
102. Posted by Tango | October 5, 2007 4:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 16:57
103. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 5:00 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Can you read me now?
103. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 5, 2007 5:00 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 17:00
104. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An elderly Barrack Obama looks over his copy of the liberal play book and still wonders how he lost the Democratic Nomination to such a crooked politician and her scheming husband.
104. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 17:00
105. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The common man ponders the section of the tax code entitled "Entitlements" after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.
105. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 17:02
106. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The common man ponders the section of the tax code titled "Entitlements of Democratic voters" after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.
106. Posted by retired military | October 5, 2007 5:03 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 17:03
107. Posted by Timmer | October 5, 2007 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walmart's 2007 Christmas Catalog went on display today in one of its leading production centers.
107. Posted by Timmer | October 5, 2007 5:04 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 17:04
108. Posted by kobeclan | October 5, 2007 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I put my hands behind my back, nobody will notice I'm peeing."
108. Posted by kobeclan | October 5, 2007 5:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 17:08
109. Posted by Nylda | October 5, 2007 5:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Everything Kim Jong Il doesn't know about the Internet.
109. Posted by Nylda | October 5, 2007 5:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 17:16
110. Posted by Spurwing Plover | October 5, 2007 6:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
INTRODUCING THE LARGE SIZE COPY OF BILL CLINTONS MY LIFE IT TOOK 2000 TREES TO MAKE IT
110. Posted by Spurwing Plover | October 5, 2007 6:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 18:05
111. Posted by capitano | October 5, 2007 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder wonder wonder wonder WHO?
Who wrote the Book of Wuv?
111. Posted by capitano | October 5, 2007 8:15 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 20:15
112. Posted by timturk | October 5, 2007 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just one more step and another victim of the genital eating book of Tiananmen Square
112. Posted by timturk | October 5, 2007 9:19 PM |
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Posted on October 5, 2007 21:19
113. Posted by Lloyd | October 5, 2007 9:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nope. I still don't see why Hillary has to give back the Hsu donations...
113. Posted by Lloyd | October 5, 2007 9:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 5, 2007 21:56
114. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While being judged in heaven, Bill "the first Black President" Clinton is shown one of his volumes of the Book of Life. This one is titled "Bill Clinton - My infidelities"
114. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:25 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2007 00:25
115. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gee I climb up a beanstalk and this is the first thing I see?"
115. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:28 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2007 00:28
116. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A federal judge examines a book found at the democratic national party headquarters outlining dead people who voted after their demise.
116. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:31 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2007 00:31
117. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A man examines Bill Clinton's latest autobiography entitled "My Lies"
117. Posted by retired military | October 6, 2007 12:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 6, 2007 00:34
118. Posted by 914 | October 6, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Book em Dano!
118. Posted by 914 | October 6, 2007 10:26 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 6, 2007 10:26
119. Posted by 914 | October 6, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Saddam opine's..
119. Posted by 914 | October 6, 2007 10:35 AM |
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Posted on October 6, 2007 10:35
120. Posted by rodney dill | October 6, 2007 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After Mahmoud found out is was a Korean book and not a Koran book in a playground the Jihad was just as quickly called off.
120. Posted by rodney dill | October 6, 2007 1:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 6, 2007 13:09
121. Posted by itismedavid | October 6, 2007 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you think this is big, you should see my reading glasses.
121. Posted by itismedavid | October 6, 2007 8:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 6, 2007 20:09
122. Posted by itismedavid | October 6, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wow, it syas here all our base really do belong to them!
122. Posted by itismedavid | October 6, 2007 8:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 6, 2007 20:10
123. Posted by fustian | October 6, 2007 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That Ahmadinejad's a little shit, isn't he?
123. Posted by fustian | October 6, 2007 11:49 PM |
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Posted on October 6, 2007 23:49
124. Posted by Ank | October 7, 2007 1:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
James Earl Jones, being too stubborn to admit he needs bifocals, does all his reading at the county fair's "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" exhibit.
124. Posted by Ank | October 7, 2007 1:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 01:51
125. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Huh. The BCS points system isn't as complicated as I thought it would be."
125. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:46 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 10:46
126. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I can get through this one, I'll try War and Peace."
126. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:50 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 10:50
127. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmmm...Magic Words and Phrases...Abra-ca-POCUS!!! Pocus-CADABRA!!!"
127. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:56 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 10:56
128. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Book of Love? Ahhhhh screw it. Too much work."
128. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 10:57 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 10:57
129. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Picture Book for Dummies.
129. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 7, 2007 11:03 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 11:03
130. Posted by Craig | October 7, 2007 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Cubs fan turns to page 99 to read "wait till next year"
130. Posted by Craig | October 7, 2007 11:30 AM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 11:30
131. Posted by Ken | October 7, 2007 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "large print" editions can be somewhat unwieldy.
131. Posted by Ken | October 7, 2007 1:31 PM |
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Posted on October 7, 2007 13:31
132. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In writing War and Peace, Toystoy was going for the big laugh. But the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.
132. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 14:08
133. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"What's black and white and red all over? ..... Oh I get it, An Integrated communist school."
133. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 14:09
134. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Today on Animal Planet Jeff Corwin films the Venus Bookwormtrap snag a big one.
134. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 14:13
135. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:14 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After Wong tripped he was really in a bind.
135. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:14 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 14:14
136. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clifford finally gets his own book.
136. Posted by rodney dill | October 7, 2007 2:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 7, 2007 14:15
137. Posted by ijosha | October 8, 2007 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Korea, book reads you...
137. Posted by ijosha | October 8, 2007 12:52 AM |
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Posted on October 8, 2007 00:52
138. Posted by ijosha | October 8, 2007 12:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn, I lost my place again...
138. Posted by ijosha | October 8, 2007 12:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 8, 2007 00:59
139. Posted by Okonomiyaki3000 | October 12, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn, he's short.
139. Posted by Okonomiyaki3000 | October 12, 2007 11:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 12, 2007 11:29
140. Posted by Kevin | October 19, 2007 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
140. Posted by Kevin | October 19, 2007 1:42 AM |
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Posted on October 19, 2007 01:42