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Comments (144)
A Kos Kosack's reaction to ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JAT | October 19, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
A Kos Kosack's reaction to the Rush Limbaugh EBay auction!
1. Posted by JAT | October 19, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:27
2. Posted by DSkinner | October 19, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy (D-Chivas) demonstrates his superior kung-fu skills.
2. Posted by DSkinner | October 19, 2007 7:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:29
3. Posted by retired military | October 19, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The latest Elvis impersonator attempts to show his "stuff".
3. Posted by retired military | October 19, 2007 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:29
4. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Bill Clinton's college years. Is it any wonder that Hillary was so smitten?
4. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:37 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:37
5. Posted by 89 | October 19, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
And say you want more live action remakes of anime?
5. Posted by 89 | October 19, 2007 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:38
6. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Michael Flatulence, Lord of the Dance!
6. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:40
7. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
After the adoption of HillaryCare the qualifications for new Medical Student grads were lowered significantly.
7. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:43 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:43
8. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
As a teenager, Al Gore had already become aware of the hazards of carbon emissions.
8. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:44
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Democrat Operative demonstrates Barking Moonbat Kung Fu technique.
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:44
10. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
This is the photograph Clinton send Sandy Berger to destroy! It was a matter of national security.
10. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:44
11. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Err. that was "sent", not "send".
11. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:46 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:46
12. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I believe that's called "Kung Phew"!
12. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:47 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:47
13. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
"Fire in the hole!"
13. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:48 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:48
14. Posted by Craig | October 19, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
"Seven years of college down the drain!"
14. Posted by Craig | October 19, 2007 7:49 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:49
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
George Soros doesn't take the Limbaugh smear letter auction well...
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:53 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:53
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Bubba Fu
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:55
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Don't tase me, Bro!
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:57
18. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son... Oh? uh... er.. You're a Kennedy? ...Nevermind."
18. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:58
19. Posted by guido | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
19. Posted by guido | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:58
20. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Say hello to my little friends.
20. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 07:58
21. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Britney's got a new boyfriend.
21. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:00 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:00
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Alvin "Blutarsky" Kennedy celebrates passing the bar. (The first one he's ever passed)
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:01 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:01
23. Posted by guido | October 19, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Britney Spears rehearses for her upcoming Mall Food Court Tour '07.
23. Posted by guido | October 19, 2007 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:02
24. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Fortunately, Teddy was wearing a thong.
24. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:02 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:02
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy demonstrates his bin Laden strategy.
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 8:03 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:03
26. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Some people can't hold their breakfast burrittos.
26. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:05
27. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Elvis has "left the pants"...!
27. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:08
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Teddy explodes into a rage when his mother interrupts his autoerotic asphyxiation.
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:10
29. Posted by U.P. Man | October 19, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
After all these years, "Johnny Cage" still could do his signature move.
29. Posted by U.P. Man | October 19, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:11
30. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
No, no. Gay guys wear their crotchless Levis with the hole set further back.
30. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:11
31. Posted by billj | October 19, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
No Shoes, No Bra, No Service!
31. Posted by billj | October 19, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:12
32. Posted by howie felterbush | October 19, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Your karate is no match for my kung-fu..... eh, nevermind.
32. Posted by howie felterbush | October 19, 2007 8:14 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:14
33. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Clinton reacts to the news that his old buddy won the Nobel Peace Prize.
33. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:14
34. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Gore has a little CO2 problem that no cotton fiber on the planet can withstand.
34. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:17
35. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Kennedy always does his Chris Farley imitation at tony Boston soirees.
35. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:19 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:19
36. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 19, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
♫
Everybody was Kung-Fume fighting...
♫
36. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 19, 2007 8:20 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:20
37. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bubba's on the campaign trail. He promises to leave no intern unstoned.
37. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:21
38. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
In Soviet Russia the wind breaks you.
38. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:22
39. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Notice how the tie turns a few casual pieces into a more formal ensemble.
39. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:24 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:24
40. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
In an attempt to be more presidential Hillary performs a trial run with Bill's humidor.
40. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:25
41. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Don Imus has really let himself go since the incident...
41. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:26 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:26
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Geez, Chuck Norris has really let himself go.
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:28
43. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Alvin's technique for attracting women needs a little tweaking.
43. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:29
44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
He briefly defied the law of gravity but was no match for the laws of attraction.
44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:30
45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Lard of the Dance.
45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:31 AM |
Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:31
46. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Balls of Fury
46. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:32
47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
For my next trick, watch as I make two large pizzas and a twelve pack disappear.
47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:34
48. Posted by Abigail | October 19, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Things that make you go "buhhh!" [shudders]
48. Posted by Abigail | October 19, 2007 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:36
49. Posted by SarahConnor2 | October 19, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Yuck.
49. Posted by SarahConnor2 | October 19, 2007 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:36
50. Posted by BillG | October 19, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Al Gore III celebrates his fathers winning of the Nobel Peace Prize.
50. Posted by BillG | October 19, 2007 8:41 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:41
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You were warned that any perceived slight of Ron Paul is sure to trigger a violent reaction amongst the Paul-nuts.
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 19, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:45
52. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Charles went to the party unaware that his gravity bill hadn't been paid!
52. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:46
53. Posted by Shelby | October 19, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ok who nailed droopy to the wall
53. Posted by Shelby | October 19, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:53
54. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 19, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Police reconstruct the Rhandi Rhodes mugging crime scene site. News story @ 6:00.
54. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 19, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:53
55. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Democrats announce a plan to vastly expand America's special forces ranks. Larry senses his secret dream could be fulfilled.
55. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 08:55
56. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The other Hsu drops.
56. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:01
57. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I won Harry Reids smear letter! I won Harry Reids smear letter!
57. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:01
58. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Everybody was cottage cheese fightin
Those asscheeks sure were frightning
58. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:09
59. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Beers 1-6: Begin boasting that 'you can do that' while watching Kung-Fu Theater.
Beers 7-9: Boasting becomes dares, then arguing.
Beers 10-12, shots 1-4: Warm up in the backyard, resulting in unnoticed wardrobe malfunctions.
Shot 5: Think 'I'm doing it!!!'
Shots 6-15 should kill the pain of that back injury.
59. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:10
60. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
So Neil Sedaka got caught dealing crack ehh?
60. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:11
61. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
The guys at Wizbang Blue were pretty psyched when Gonzales resigned.
61. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:12 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:12
62. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Thar she blows!
62. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:12
63. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 19, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Surprising all the critics "Fat Disgusting Slobs Gone Wild" ended up with a bigger audience than Air America. The creators cited, "Americans are just looking for smarter, entertaining programming".
63. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 19, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:14
64. Posted by JamesT | October 19, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Their Dragon Style kung-fu is no match for my Flying Lard Ass Style.
64. Posted by JamesT | October 19, 2007 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:16
65. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Coming in 2008: The Karate Kid Goes To College - Daniel Eta Pi
65. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:17
66. Posted by mikey60 | October 19, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
William Jefferson Clinton, the college years.
66. Posted by mikey60 | October 19, 2007 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:17
67. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Meet Billy bob Hornbloot..beer bonger at large!
67. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:18 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:18
68. Posted by JamesT | October 19, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Don't make a maniac out out of me...the guys get shirts...noe more lose sh*t going on here. Cause when I move, I slice like an F'ing hammer.
68. Posted by JamesT | October 19, 2007 9:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:20
69. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Triple D Denny Tario trys out for American idol..
Paula...eat Your heart out
69. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:24
70. Posted by capitano | October 19, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Christopher Walken and his Weapon of Choice.
70. Posted by capitano | October 19, 2007 9:25 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:25
71. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Remember they told you never to mix beer with hard liquor?
This is why.
71. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 9:27 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:27
72. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
ooo ooo that smell
cant ya smell that smell
ooo ooo that smell
the smell that surround's you
72. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:27 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:27
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Easy up there, Hong Kong Phooey. Your pet Spot is gonna escape."
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:28
74. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Ease up there, Hong Kong Phooey. Your pet Spot is gonna escape."
74. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:28
75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This weeks Match.com's featured bachelor shows why his mailbox is always full.
75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:33
76. Posted by charlie | October 19, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: -21 (21 votes cast)
Average Republican celebrates more sick children, following Bush veto sustainment.
76. Posted by charlie | October 19, 2007 9:34 AM |
Score: -21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:34
77. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So.. Ellen DeGeneres does let it all hang loose once in a while..
77. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:35
78. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Albert Arnold Gore III
78. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:38
79. Posted by Jabba the Tutt | October 19, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
D*mn it! My mother always told me to wear clean underwear daily.
79. Posted by Jabba the Tutt | October 19, 2007 9:40 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:40
80. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
John Daley thought his Dancing With the Stars audition went well.
80. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 9:41 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:41
81. Posted by LaMedusa | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Say "Kung Fu!" To my little friend."
81. Posted by LaMedusa | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:53
82. Posted by radio free fred | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"The Original Hole Shot"
82. Posted by radio free fred | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:53
83. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
SUEY!!
83. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 9:53 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 09:53
84. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rosie celebrate's the Turkish invasion of northern Iraq..
"That'll teach Bush"
84. Posted by 914 | October 19, 2007 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:01
85. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
NBC adds another Hero to the cast.
85. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:02
86. Posted by Cody Johnson | October 19, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The late Chris Farley practicing his SNL performance.
86. Posted by Cody Johnson | October 19, 2007 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:03
87. Posted by Craig | October 19, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Holy hole in a doughnut, Batman!"
87. Posted by Craig | October 19, 2007 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:08
88. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"RRRRIIIIIP!!!! Nope, my jeans weren't making that sound."
88. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:08
89. Posted by John | October 19, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey Monica - It's so cool now that Hillary is President. I can eat cheeseburgers all day long and practice my karate in the Lincoln Bedroom.
89. Posted by John | October 19, 2007 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:09
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Earl quickly learned not to order Wang's Peking Balls at the Chinese Jumbo Buffet.
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 10:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:11
91. Posted by Glidedon | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Gavin Newsome on duty.
91. Posted by Glidedon | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:13
92. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Seeing a pig fly--one more thing I can cross off my list.
92. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:13
93. Posted by sentinel | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Steven Segal is "Ripping His Jeans"
93. Posted by sentinel | October 19, 2007 10:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:13
94. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"That'll teach you to check where Hillary set her hat before you sit down."
94. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 10:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:16
95. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nacho Libre: "Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
95. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:19
96. Posted by Rance | October 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Four years of of Ivy League undergraduate education -- $125,000.
Two years of MBA school -- $80,000.
Flushing away any chance of future employment with one picture on the internet -- priceless.
96. Posted by Rance | October 19, 2007 10:19 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:19
97. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 19, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumb Fu; Kung Fu for complete dumbcraps.
97. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 19, 2007 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:22
98. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 19, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hung to Hi shows Senator Craig his legendry defensive toe-tapping moves.
98. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 19, 2007 10:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:29
99. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 19, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Who would have thought a fat zombie could be so spry?
99. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 19, 2007 10:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:35
100. Posted by Bungalowlife | October 19, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Chris Matthews understimated the thrust of his own flatulence and propelled himself across the room, injuring his head and destroying his jeans.
100. Posted by Bungalowlife | October 19, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:38
101. Posted by Bruce | October 19, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Van Damage
101. Posted by Bruce | October 19, 2007 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 10:50
102. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American Idol jumps the shark.......again.
102. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2007 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:09
103. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 19, 2007 11:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
My eyes... they burn.
103. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 19, 2007 11:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:10
104. Posted by macofromoc | October 19, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Man-Boob Pron
104. Posted by macofromoc | October 19, 2007 11:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:22
105. Posted by skymuse | October 19, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See? I told you guys this new Java applet would let me do the Cold Fusion Levitation Trick!
105. Posted by skymuse | October 19, 2007 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:33
106. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is just the kind of thing Al Gore invented the internet for.
106. Posted by fustian | October 19, 2007 11:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:37
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Average lefty troll kicking the door of Wizbang's comment section.
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 11:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 11:58
108. Posted by itismedavid | October 19, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joy Behar's husband [shudder] reacts to Elisabeth Hasselbeck's announcement she will be leaving the show earlier than expected. "Yee-ha!!! No more Republicans"!
108. Posted by itismedavid | October 19, 2007 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:07
109. Posted by Master Shake | October 19, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every time Hillary slaps Bill for cheating on her, her "slappin' hand" becomes increasingly powerful.
109. Posted by Master Shake | October 19, 2007 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:11
110. Posted by jab | October 19, 2007 12:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"HIGH KARATE" is NOT FOR DRINKING!!
110. Posted by jab | October 19, 2007 12:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:19
111. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I told you not to go to that Nascar race without getting vaccinated!
;-)
111. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 19, 2007 12:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:20
112. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 12:31 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Enter the Draggin'. Starring Loose N. Chu-bee.
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Coffee spew alert for comments 45 and 80--oh man those were soooo funny!!
112. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 19, 2007 12:31 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:31
113. Posted by jim2 | October 19, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bust a move!
113. Posted by jim2 | October 19, 2007 12:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 12:35
114. Posted by pjo, a twin with twins | October 19, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm, where to start....? Am I limited to one ream of paper?
114. Posted by pjo, a twin with twins | October 19, 2007 1:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 13:26
115. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 1:38 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Shown above, a photo you cannot stop looking (and laughing) at. Don't deny it.
115. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 1:38 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 13:38
116. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 19, 2007 2:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The hybrid action/reality show, "FATMAN", failed to impress viewers.
116. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 19, 2007 2:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 14:01
117. Posted by Imhotep | October 19, 2007 2:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jedi Knight "Ima Fat-wan" is introduced on the Star Wars TV series.
117. Posted by Imhotep | October 19, 2007 2:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 14:22
118. Posted by Tango | October 19, 2007 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Murtz (undeclared major), a sophomore at State denied being associated with the huffing underground despite evidence to the contrary. "Glue, no way man," said a red-faced panting Murtz, "four Red Bulls and a handful of No-Doz and I'm a superhero dude. Watch this!"
118. Posted by Tango | October 19, 2007 2:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 14:27
119. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 19, 2007 2:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
With apologies to "Animal House",
Dean Vernon Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
119. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 19, 2007 2:29 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 14:29
120. Posted by Rick13 | October 19, 2007 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Drunken Tiger, Broken Dragon"
120. Posted by Rick13 | October 19, 2007 2:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 14:33
121. Posted by thecomputerguy | October 19, 2007 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another batch of Chinese-made jeans fails the "fat boy Kung fu kick" quality test.
121. Posted by thecomputerguy | October 19, 2007 3:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 15:05
122. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 3:33 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The empties were discarded. The spills had been mopped up. The liquor bottles had been topped off with water. But upon returning home from their trip, the Warren's could not help but notice the Larry-shaped hole in the dining room floor.
122. Posted by Falze | October 19, 2007 3:33 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 15:33
123. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 5:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I remember my first beer.
123. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 19, 2007 5:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 17:39
124. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 6:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Does this tie make me look fat?
124. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 6:57 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 18:57
125. Posted by Deathlok | October 19, 2007 7:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brent Spiner has really let himself go since the last Star Trek movie.
125. Posted by Deathlok | October 19, 2007 7:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 19:09
126. Posted by pib | October 19, 2007 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Emma Jane knew she was taking an awful chance when she locked her bedroom door so her son, Jamie, couldn't get to her underthings.
126. Posted by pib | October 19, 2007 9:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 21:56
127. Posted by Daniel | October 19, 2007 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards without his makeup.
127. Posted by Daniel | October 19, 2007 10:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 22:48
128. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore's most powerful argument against global warming:
It will cause unattractive people to take off their clothes!
128. Posted by Proof | October 19, 2007 11:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 23:21
129. Posted by Charles V | October 19, 2007 11:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hillary picked up the photo she had long forgot about. It had been 35 years since she looked into the attic drawer where she hid the mementos of her college years. There with the bong, Yale year book, and the stained skirt of that fateful night at the Delta house lay the image that had drawn her to him in the only consensual sexual encounter they would ever have. After that night she knew she didn't like men. But she would need Bill for her lifetime charade.
"It has worked" she thought. "Not perfectly, but good enough."
Then her thoughts drifted to Nancy, her real love.
129. Posted by Charles V | October 19, 2007 11:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 19, 2007 23:49
130. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 20, 2007 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Listen to the theme song, pause this at :41 (the frame just before it changes to :42), and then go back and look at the picture. I'm telling you, we've discovered HKP's true identity.
May he be immortalized forever.
130. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 20, 2007 12:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 00:02
131. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 2:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The checkered demon was cross-eyed with delight.
131. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 2:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 02:55
132. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 2:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take that you blackguard, and I fart in your general direction!
132. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 2:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 02:57
133. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 3:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney was chagrined when he discovered (during his flying easy chair approach) that his housemates had rearranged the furniture, placing a glass coffee table where his easy chair used to be.
133. Posted by Ken | October 20, 2007 3:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 03:05
134. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At a recent press conference Al Gore displayed this college photograph of himself to support his claim that the movie "Enter the Dragon" was actually based on his life.
134. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 09:11
135. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of answering the VRWC about charges of lying about his magic hat John Kerry displays a photograph of what he claims is the Spec OPs soldier that gave him the hat.
135. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 09:13
136. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A party was held for the 1,000,000th satisfied customer of Hillarycare.
136. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 09:14
137. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AT&T's new wireless spokesman proudly proclaim's "I'm here to kick some Verizon Brad's ass"
137. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 09:16
138. Posted by Nylda | October 20, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even athletic idiots should wear underwear.
138. Posted by Nylda | October 20, 2007 10:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 10:35
139. Posted by Porkopolis | October 20, 2007 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The DVD anniversary issue of the movie Jackass offers collectors even more 'Easter Eggs'.
- or -
Joe Francis continues building the franchise from jail as he greenlights his latest venture, "Frat Boys Gone Wild". We're not able to confirm reports that he was inspired to pursue the project after a late-night shower incident.
- or -
The influence of Reality TV finally makes its way into public service announcements. Here we see an updated version of the famous 'This is your brain...this is your brain on drugs' commercial with the verisimilitude Generation X-ers have become accustom to.
139. Posted by Porkopolis | October 20, 2007 1:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 13:04
140. Posted by jhow66 | October 20, 2007 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that really his "finger"?
140. Posted by jhow66 | October 20, 2007 8:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 20:49
141. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats replaced their party mascot today. They stated that this picture more accurately represents their base than the jackass previously used.
141. Posted by retired military | October 20, 2007 10:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 20, 2007 22:46
142. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | October 21, 2007 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton practices his grand entrance in anticipation of his return to the White House.
142. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | October 21, 2007 1:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 21, 2007 01:32
143. Posted by Ank | October 22, 2007 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another vitim of Taco Bell's new Explosive Burrito Supreme!
143. Posted by Ank | October 22, 2007 12:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2007 00:35
144. Posted by Kevin | October 22, 2007 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
144. Posted by Kevin | October 22, 2007 1:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2007 01:55