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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 26, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President George W. Bush (R) speaks on the California wildfires while standing with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (L) in Escondido, California. Bush toured fire-stricken California Thursday as the burned bodies of two more people were found among the smoldering rubble of infernos that have destroyed at least 1,400 homes and displaced 500,000 people.(AFP/Saul Loeb)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Comments (106)

Now cough!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | October 26, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Now cough!

1. Posted by WildWillie | October 26, 2007 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:12

California Burning -... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 7:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

California Burning -- Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Evacuator

2. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:13

Arnie: "You Ah Such a Girli... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dilld | October 26, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dilld:

Arnie: "You Ah Such a Girlie Man."

3. Posted by rodney dilld | October 26, 2007 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:14

I'll be blackened. By soot... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'll be blackened. By soot.

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:15

Marine One is so much coole... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Marine One is so much cooler than my hybrid chopper.

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:16

No girlie men here.... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

No girlie men here.

6. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:18

Remember when I said I woul... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Remember when I said I would let you speak last? I lied.

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:18

"Cowboy beans for lunch aga... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jay Wills | October 26, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jay Wills:

"Cowboy beans for lunch again, eh?"

8. Posted by Jay Wills | October 26, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:19

There but for my Austrian b... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

There but for my Austrian birth go I.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:20

I can pump you up.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I can pump you up.

10. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:24

If he calls me Schwartzenpo... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he calls me Schwartzenpooter one more time I'll snap his neck like a chicken's.

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:24

Arnold - "And they told me ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
retired military:

Arnold - "And they told me my accent was bad"

12. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:28

Dick Cheney's icy stare cou... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dick Cheney's icy stare could extinquish the sun, why didn't they send him instead?

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 26, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:30

Arnold thought bubble------... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 26, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: -7 (9 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Arnold thought bubble------Dang, if you squint your eyes and tilt your head a little, he does look a bit like a chimp.

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 26, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:35

Turns out that Swarzenegger... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Turns out that Swarzenegger glares were responsible for two of the fires...

15. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:39

California's Governor Schwa... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jay Tea | October 26, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

California's Governor Schwarzenegger demonstrates just why he is so concerned about the fires, as his face lifts begin to melt like wax.

J.

16. Posted by Jay Tea | October 26, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:45

And we've decided to let th... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

And we've decided to let the Malibu fire burn itself out naturally, since there is nothing in Malibu of value to Americans...

17. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:46

Vat chu talkin' about?... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Proof | October 26, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Proof:

Vat chu talkin' about?

18. Posted by Proof | October 26, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:51

"The Governor and I suspect... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

"The Governor and I suspect that southern California has angered Gaia..."

19. Posted by fustian | October 26, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 07:58

DRUDGEBREAKING: President B... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: President Bush today announced a 10 billion dollar levee project to prevent further flooding in fire plagued California. Developing...

20. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:08

And people say I talk funny... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

And people say I talk funny...

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:09

"Well Arnie, how do your mo... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Well Arnie, how do your movie star friend feel about living in a FEMA Trailer? We got plenty left over."

22. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:09

Arnold: <... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Craig | October 26, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Craig:



Arnold:

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

W:

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

Arnold and W:

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire...

23. Posted by Craig | October 26, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:12

Damn Article Two, I could d... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Damn Article Two, I could do this job better than this guy.

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:15

You brought Code Pink so I ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Shelby | October 26, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Shelby:

You brought Code Pink so I brought the Terminator. Any questions ?

25. Posted by Shelby | October 26, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:16

One smack in the back of th... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One smack in the back of the head for each time you say "Mom" or "Dad," capiche?

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:19

"Arnold's Here To Pump You ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by radio free fred | October 26, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Arnold's Here To Pump You Up." " I'm Here To Pump Up Oil Prices."

27. Posted by radio free fred | October 26, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:20

Uncle Teddy lied, Maria. I... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Uncle Teddy lied, Maria. I can zee no horns on zees man's head.

28. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:22

Maria's right, he does have... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Maria's right, he does have dirty ears.

29. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:25

Damn, I didn't pack my Meta... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Damn, I didn't pack my Metamucil.

30. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 26, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:27

Arnold looks focused.... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Arnold looks focused.

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:28

I knew Adolph Hitler. Adol... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
guido:

I knew Adolph Hitler. Adolph Hitler vass a friend of meine. George Bush, you are no Adolph Hitler.

32. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:29

<a href="http://www.townhal... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Beware of an Arnold Dressed as a Rudy

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:34

Cut damnit, cut! You haff ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Cut damnit, cut! You haff flubbed your lines for zee last time, George. I vill see zat you neffer vork in Hollyvood again.......Oh, I beg your pardon, Mr. President, I thought zees vass a movie.

34. Posted by guido | October 26, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:35

Above is a liberal rabies t... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Above is a liberal rabies test. If this photograph makes your liberal foam at the mouth, take them to a doctor immediately.

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:46

It's not fair! Bush gets t... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Diane | October 26, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Diane:

It's not fair! Bush gets to be the President and a Terminator!

36. Posted by Diane | October 26, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:46

a couple of guys having fun... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by billburz | October 26, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
billburz:

a couple of guys having fun

37. Posted by billburz | October 26, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:48

We want to pump you up!... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We want to pump you up!

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:49

here's a bush i'd like to b... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by billburz | October 26, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
billburz:

here's a bush i'd like to burn

39. Posted by billburz | October 26, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:50

Seeing how the photo is rea... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Vagabond | October 26, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Vagabond:

Seeing how the photo is really about the President speaking about 2 charred bodies found during the fire....is this in good taste for a caption contest?

40. Posted by Vagabond | October 26, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:51

The Bush burned with fire, ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Bush burned with fire, yet it was not consumed...

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 08:57

Arnold may look buff and al... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Arnold may look buff and all that, but I can still beat him at arm wrestlin'.

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:07

I've been visiting with the... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I've been visiting with the Schwarzenegger's today, and let's just say that Maria's cooking ain't what I'm used to...

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:21

what the hell is that smell... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by gil | October 26, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
gil:

what the hell is that smell...did he just fart!

44. Posted by gil | October 26, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:33

Arnold: I'll be back; you w... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Weegie | October 26, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Arnold: I'll be back; you won't.

-------

And thanks to our friend, the Govronat... Gorvana... uh, Arnold, we've completed the design and testing of the 40 Watt Phased Plasma Rifle. Unfortunately, testing started some fires...

45. Posted by Weegie | October 26, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:33

Hmnn.. Even Bush's 'fly in... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Steve Crickmore | October 26, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

Hmnn.. Even Bush's 'fly in-we won't forget you' visit to the other 'major disaster area', Iraq, was much longer.

46. Posted by Steve Crickmore | October 26, 2007 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:36

I swear, he looks ju... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by pib | October 26, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pib:


I swear, he looks just like Perry Como--bet he can't belt 'em like 'Ol Perry did!

47. Posted by pib | October 26, 2007 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:36

Sarah Connors son has becom... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by WEBEBAD | October 26, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WEBEBAD:

Sarah Connors son has become the president, must destroy T1000 Hillary.

48. Posted by WEBEBAD | October 26, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:41

Republican Impersonator mee... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Republican Impersonator meets Republican Infuriator.

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 26, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:46

The Terminator, from far in... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by jennifer | October 26, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

The Terminator, from far into the future knew that this was not his time. And as he glared at the President he thought 'I'll be back'.

50. Posted by jennifer | October 26, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:47

"Ach! What a camera hog!"<... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by LaMedusa | October 26, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Ach! What a camera hog!"

51. Posted by LaMedusa | October 26, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:48

Does he, or doesn't he?<br ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by SJBill | October 26, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJBill:

Does he, or doesn't he?
Only his hair dresser knows for sure.

52. Posted by SJBill | October 26, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:53

"Did he say Kentucky!? This... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by LaMedusa | October 26, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Did he say Kentucky!? This is California!"

53. Posted by LaMedusa | October 26, 2007 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 09:58

Buenos Dias amigos.... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Mark | October 26, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Buenos Dias amigos.

54. Posted by Mark | October 26, 2007 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 10:33

Fu asshole!depp=tru... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Fu asshole!
depp=true

55. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 10:41

Fires I can deal with. But... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 26, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Fires I can deal with. But vy did you let Pee-losi back into California?

56. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 26, 2007 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 10:48

"I live to see you eat that... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by pedrovex | October 26, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"
depp=true

57. Posted by pedrovex | October 26, 2007 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 11:39

You lucky bastard. I'm one ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by kbiel | October 26, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

You lucky bastard. I'm one constitutional amendment away from having your job.

58. Posted by kbiel | October 26, 2007 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 11:47

Damn it upstaged again. I h... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by stan25 | October 26, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Damn it upstaged again. I hate it when that happens.

59. Posted by stan25 | October 26, 2007 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 11:54

Initial reaction to Preside... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Karl Allen | October 26, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Allen:

Initial reaction to President Bush's proposed "Sarah Connor Amnesty Act" is not encouraging.

60. Posted by Karl Allen | October 26, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 12:39

I wonder how much pressure ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by ravenshrike | October 26, 2007 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ravenshrike:

I wonder how much pressure it would take to crush his skull.
depp=true

61. Posted by ravenshrike | October 26, 2007 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 13:06

Hmmm... he's taller den I t... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by ijosha | October 26, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Hmmm... he's taller den I thought.
Vhat's for supper?
Strange, those ears used to be bigger -- I wonder if he's had some work done?
I've got remember to tell Maria that these new undies chaff a bit too much.
I hope he wraps this up soon, we have an early tee time.
Oh, yeah! I forgot-- my new Hummer gets delivered today... Yay!
Hey, what's that smell? ...

62. Posted by ijosha | October 26, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 13:28

"Ahll be, wax!"... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SideShowJane | October 26, 2007 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

"Ahll be, wax!"

63. Posted by SideShowJane | October 26, 2007 2:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 14:06

Goddamn you, George... thos... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Pat Meebles | October 26, 2007 2:14 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Pat Meebles:

Goddamn you, George... those ver MY cookies!!!

64. Posted by Pat Meebles | October 26, 2007 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 14:14

Arnie: "Man... this will ca... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arnie: "Man... this will cause me some Pollateral Damage"

65. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 14:40

Arnold's thought: "There b... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Tbird | October 26, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tbird:

Arnold's thought: "There but for the Constitution go I."

66. Posted by Tbird | October 26, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 14:56

Arnie your doing a Bang Up ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 2:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sassy:

Arnie your doing a Bang Up Job!!!!

67. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 14:58

Things would be different I... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sassy:

Things would be different If only his father had pulled out 60 years ago...

68. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:07

IRAN did this...we have pro... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sassy:

IRAN did this...we have proof! lets bomb them!

69. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:13

Clear Right![There's... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by epador | October 26, 2007 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Clear Right!
[There's no way to Clear Left in California]

70. Posted by epador | October 26, 2007 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:15

Bush thought he was there f... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Sassy:

Bush thought he was there for the Malibu Bar-bie-Q

71. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:17

Arnie: YIKES..he really is ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sassy:

Arnie: YIKES..he really is as Dumb as he Looks!

72. Posted by Sassy | October 26, 2007 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:20

<a href="http://www.imdb.co... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Giacomo | October 26, 2007 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"I eat Presidents for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."

73. Posted by Giacomo | October 26, 2007 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 15:22

"Mmmmmm, smells like chicke... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Mmmmmm, smells like chickenhawk."

74. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:20

"OK, I got the fire going. ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"OK, I got the fire going. I wonder if George remembered the ribeyes."

75. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:23

Hey!! why'd u sensor #55? I... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Hey!! why'd u sensor #55? I was just quoting Arnold from T2 in the hotel room when the manager pound's on His door?

Kid friendly..sheeze

76. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:27

"Hmm, is that Mexican food ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Hmm, is that Mexican food I smell? Oh wait, no, that's just Mexicans I smell cooking."

77. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:33

Your clothes, Your job, I w... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Your clothes, Your job, I want them! give them to Me now!

78. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:35

Arnold: If it smokes We can... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Arnold: If it smokes We can kill it!

79. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2007 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:38

On the next "Iron Chef": Ch... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

On the next "Iron Chef": Chef Arnold takes on Chef George. The secret ingredient....blackened California!

80. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:42

"Firestorms. Earthquakes. I... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Firestorms. Earthquakes. Illegal immigration. Berkeley. Gay marriage. The LA Times. The San Francisco City Council. Britney Spears. Pfft, and he thinks Iraq is a pain in the butt, try running this state."

81. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:52

"If I were Pres.....oh wait... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"If I were Pres.....oh wait..."

82. Posted by Peter F. | October 26, 2007 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 16:54

George Bush:"Heh, ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 26, 2007 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

George Bush:

"Heh, I used to be a Governator, but now I'm the Presidentinator!"

Arnold:

"I ain't got time to burn"

Jessie "The Body" Ventura:

"Hey! Arnold, that's my line!"

83. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 26, 2007 5:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 17:18

Even my pronunciation is be... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Nylda | October 26, 2007 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Even my pronunciation is better than this guy's.

84. Posted by Nylda | October 26, 2007 5:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 17:36

Arnold - When I asked him ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Arnold - When I asked him over for a BBQ this isn't what I had in mind.

85. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 18:00

I told Maria that we should... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

I told Maria that we shouldn't have eaten those beans last night.

86. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 18:22

Did he just say we misunder... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Did he just say we misunderestimated the extent of the fire?

87. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 18:23

Pres Bush - "And I for one ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Pres Bush - "And I for one disagree with Al Gore's and the rest of the left's contention that the Governor's cigar smoking was the cause of this disaster."

88. Posted by retired military | October 26, 2007 6:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 18:34

Bush: "Now I know you folks... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by reg dunlop | October 26, 2007 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reg dunlop:

Bush: "Now I know you folks hate this sumbitch, speshly you homos, but we gotta big patriotic job to do here.."
depp=true


notiz=Tsk tsk, all your vowels are belong to me.Th' sheriff

89. Posted by reg dunlop | October 26, 2007 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 19:59

Where will you be when your... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

90. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 20:27

"These... these terrorists ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"These... these terrorists prey on us, its just like they're predators, relentless... merciless predators... and we really don't like predators a whole lot, now do we Arnie?"

91. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 20:37

Things went quickly south a... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Things went quickly south as President Bush inadvertantly uttered the workd, 'Niagara Falls...'

92. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2007 8:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 20:39

Arnold: You damn well bette... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by marc | October 26, 2007 8:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
marc:

Arnold: You damn well better give me that Federal money!

Bush: How the hell did this guy get so close? Where the hell is the Secret Service? I damn well better give this guy the money I promised him!

93. Posted by marc | October 26, 2007 8:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 20:53

outed as a troll for commen... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by reg dunlop | October 26, 2007 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reg dunlop:

outed as a troll for commenting on a comedic pic. well, worse things happened afore.
Here,MORON, are the accused letters--oue a a o o oei o a oei i . e oe i aee aoe.

94. Posted by reg dunlop | October 26, 2007 9:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 21:30

I told him zeez fiahs were ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by eman | October 26, 2007 10:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
eman:

I told him zeez fiahs were set by Sarah Connor and he laffed at me.

95. Posted by eman | October 26, 2007 10:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 26, 2007 22:24

Arnold: Vow! Vhen I skvint,... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Denise | October 27, 2007 5:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denise:

Arnold: Vow! Vhen I skvint, he looks veewy blurry!

96. Posted by Denise | October 27, 2007 5:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 27, 2007 05:41

"Whoa! I vish dose Santa A... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Whoa! I vish dose Santa Anna vinds vere blowing ze ozer way!"

97. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 27, 2007 07:53

God help me, will somebody ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 27, 2007 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

God help me, will somebody yell CUT!

98. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 27, 2007 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 27, 2007 12:52

Ja, he's President but I'm ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by smitty | October 27, 2007 7:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
smitty:

Ja, he's President but I'm sleeping with a Kennedy!

99. Posted by smitty | October 27, 2007 7:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 27, 2007 19:51

Arnold - "I wish his immigr... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by retired military | October 28, 2007 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Arnold - "I wish his immigration plan had gone through. I could have used 20,000 illegal immigrants to fight the fire at 1/4th the cost. And they cant claim workman's comp if they get hurt. At least not yet."

100. Posted by retired military | October 28, 2007 12:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2007 00:02

Most popular this Halloween... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 28, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

Most popular this Halloween are masks of politicians during disasters, pretty much the term of office for these boys.

101. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 28, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2007 10:31

Arnie: ♫ He'... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 28, 2007 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Arnie:
♫ He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man ♫

102. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 28, 2007 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2007 16:23

"Arnold. Look grim. Not con... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Hodink | October 28, 2007 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Arnold. Look grim. Not constipated. Grim. Not like you're gonna vomit. Grim, dammit. Grim!"

103. Posted by Hodink | October 28, 2007 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2007 18:20

Arnold practises the "Presi... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | October 28, 2007 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Arnold practises the "Presidential Grimace"

104. Posted by retired military | October 28, 2007 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 28, 2007 23:17

Uh Oh, good'ole Arnie's doi... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Cliff | October 29, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cliff:

Uh Oh, good'ole Arnie's doin' his stupid "Terminator" stare again. Looks like I'm gonna have to pay for lunch today.

105. Posted by Cliff | October 29, 2007 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2007 10:57

Uh Oh - Looks like I need a... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by SShiell | October 29, 2007 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SShiell:

Uh Oh - Looks like I need another Botox treatment!

106. Posted by SShiell | October 29, 2007 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2007 15:26




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