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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Zoe, a domestic shorthair cat, touches the mouse of a computer during a media preview for The Cat Fanciers' Association 5th Annual CFA-Iams Cat Championship in New York October 10, 2007. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton (UNITED STATES)


Winners for this weekend's edition as well as last weekend's will be announced Monday morning.


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Sox is caught haxoring Hill... (Below threshold)
Yogurt:

Sox is caught haxoring Hillary's prep materials, leading to her less than eloquent performance in the debate...

I was right about that anon... (Below threshold)
Tim:

I was right about that anonynous commenter - he is a pussy.

Officials at Google report ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Officials at Google report sharp rise in the number of searches for "kitty porn".

Thufferin' Thuccotash</i... (Below threshold)

Thufferin' Thuccotash

ROFLACUAHB (Rolling On Floo... (Below threshold)

ROFLACUAHB (Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)

"Hmmm... maybe I should've ... (Below threshold)

"Hmmm... maybe I should've entered Persian cat instead of furry pussy."

As long as 'Socks' lived, M... (Below threshold)

As long as 'Socks' lived, Monica Lewinski had thought she'd continued a surreptitious internet relationship with Bill.

Sox - "Wanted - new home fo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sox - "Wanted - new home for great cat. Last owner was a rotten politician and her husband keeps looking at me funny and calling me Monica"

"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at... (Below threshold)

"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."

Wizbang's caption contest j... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Wizbang's caption contest judge studies last week's entries intensely still undecided on the winners.

"100 cases of tuna for $321... (Below threshold)

"100 cases of tuna for $3214.50... sounds reasonable"

www.ballofstringblog.com/ca... (Below threshold)
guido:

www.ballofstringblog.com/captioncontest.php.........Damn, still no winner from last week's contest.

Sox stumbles upon the shock... (Below threshold)
guido:

Sox stumbles upon the shocking truth that Buddy has NOT gone to live on a farm with Vince Foster and Ron Brown.

"Hold still mouse-I only ne... (Below threshold)
pib:

"Hold still mouse-I only need a red jack!"

And Send!ATTN:<br ... (Below threshold)
Jim Gags:

And Send!

ATTN:
Dear Sir/M,
I am Mr.David Cat. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH
INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA
(FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for
this important business
believing that you will never let me down
either now or in the future. Some
years ago, an American Mining
consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation,
made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued
$12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account. On maturity,
The
bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.
After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his
contract
employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote
to inform the bank
that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts
by the American Embassy to
trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore, made further investigation and
discovered that the
beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently
obtained
American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This
money total
amount$12M.USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting
in my bank as
dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim
it, and according to
Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the
money will revert to the
ownership of the igerian Government if the
account owner is certified dead. This
is the situation, and my proposal
is that I am looking for a foreigner who will
stand in as the next of
kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to
facilitate the
transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to
OPEN
an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to
arrange
the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the
transfer.The money will
then be paid into this Account for us to share
in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 %
for you and 5% for expenses that might
come up during transfer process. There is
no risk at all, and all the
paper work for this transaction will be done by me
using my position
and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business
transaction is
guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)
FOUR
MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are
interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending
the
following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private
Telephone/fax
Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be
rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of
us because I shall require your
assistance to invest some of my share
in your country. I look forward to your
earliest reply.
Yours,
Mr.David Cat.

I'm in your Internets, putt... (Below threshold)

I'm in your Internets, putting hairballs in your tubes.

DaT fRitZ R00Lz... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

DaT fRitZ R00Lz

There's a guy out there ins... (Below threshold)

There's a guy out there instant messaging "HotPuss_21" that has a real surprise in store.

"Here on page five, you see... (Below threshold)

"Here on page five, you see the study results that show the new SuperMouse can escape normal pouncing tactics. If you will all follow to page six, we'll check out new potential solutions. First, the 'Hot Collar', a pheremone laced strip that smells like a SuperMouse babe in heat. Try not to drool while wearing it, it'll puddle and you'll slip in it."

"Pay no attention to the ki... (Below threshold)
U.P. Man:

"Pay no attention to the kitty on the computer. I am the great and powerful Hillary !!"

Hey Aylward, I've got your ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Aylward, I've got your caption right here...

It's part of the Democrats'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's part of the Democrats' "cat in charge of mouse" program...

It's part of the Democrats'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's part of the Democrats' "cat in charge of mouse" program...

Otherwise known as ChiCOM.

New evidence surfaces in th... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

New evidence surfaces in the recent "kitty" porn sting..

"Damn Google, this is nuthi... (Below threshold)

"Damn Google, this is nuthin' but pictures of Bill Parcells.... next search..." l-a-r-g-e A-l-b-a-c-o-r-e (enter)

Gore is just another paw in... (Below threshold)

Gore is just another paw in the litter box. Meet the real creator of the internet.

Dell support tech prepares ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dell support tech prepares to help the next caller.

"My name is Laurence Simon,... (Below threshold)

"My name is Laurence Simon, and I don't think I can continue this charade much longer."

#%&~)#% cat bloggers!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

#%&~)#% cat bloggers!

"Catblogging? That's just ... (Below threshold)

"Catblogging? That's just ridiculous."

"Meow. Well, what were you... (Below threshold)

"Meow. Well, what were you expecting? Hard-hitting political analysis?"

BarneyGoogle checks in at W... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

BarneyGoogle checks in at Wizbang. ww

"Let's see, how can I attra... (Below threshold)

"Let's see, how can I attract readers to my blog...hmmm...I know! Free live pu---! No...that's just wrong...hmmm..."

Puud, you're gettin' a dell... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Puud, you're gettin' a dell...

Dear Barack,Thank ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Dear Barack,

Thank you for linking my story of abandonment on your web site.

Hillary Dumped Socks (the cat)!

It was a brilliant political move on your part.

Sincerely,
Socks

Laurence Simon at work.... (Below threshold)

Laurence Simon at work.

Toonces finally decided tha... (Below threshold)

Toonces finally decided that driving wasn't his thing.

<a href="http://www.youtube... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:
www.mouserecipes.com... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

www.mouserecipes.com

Searching for kitty porn.<b... (Below threshold)

Searching for kitty porn.

"Hmmm. The mouse doesn't s... (Below threshold)

"Hmmm. The mouse doesn't seem to be working. I'll eat it and get another."

"I'm off to make donations ... (Below threshold)
Dave W:

"I'm off to make donations to the Hillary campaign! What is Norman Hsu's email address?"

The chief troubleshooter ar... (Below threshold)

The chief troubleshooter arrived to help with a Wizbang! server CATastrophe.

I just love CATS. I could w... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I just love CATS. I could watch it a thousand times...

"I've got long hair, sparkl... (Below threshold)

"I've got long hair, sparkling eyes, and when you stroke me I purr like a kitten. You?"

"Mouse" my ass!... (Below threshold)
Proof:

"Mouse" my ass!

Socks surreptitiously bids ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Socks surreptitiously bids for "the stained blue dress" on ebay!

Move!!! Move!!... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Move!!! Move!!

You call this a 'mouse'?</p... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

You call this a 'mouse'?

I've been trying for two hours, and STILL have not caught even one, stinking, rodent!

"hmmmm.....that's not what ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"hmmmm.....that's not what I thought I would get by googling "shaved pussy"....."

"I am all up in ur puter, e... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I am all up in ur puter, eatn ur cookeze..."

"Remember who you're debati... (Below threshold)

"Remember who you're debating with, Pinky. Precious the Cat. The Brain once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

All your mouse are belong t... (Below threshold)

All your mouse are belong to me.

I never would have guessed ... (Below threshold)

I never would have guessed that dailykos was run by a pussy. I had him pegged as an ass...

If I dont get this contract... (Below threshold)
My wife:

If I dont get this contract done by five my boss is going to kill me.

In Soviet Russia pussy goog... (Below threshold)

In Soviet Russia pussy googles for you.

The 'Republican attack mach... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

The 'Republican attack machine' unveiled!

One of Hillary's fat cat do... (Below threshold)
Sharon:

One of Hillary's fat cat donors

OK, let's see how much you ... (Below threshold)

OK, let's see how much you like LOLhumans.com!

Boots finds he is spending ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

Boots finds he is spending more and more time each day at the Michael Vick home video site.

Apple finally revealed how ... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Apple finally revealed how they make their computers so easy to use, they test it with cats first.

Felines using laptops? Wha... (Below threshold)
THC:

Felines using laptops? What a catastrophe.

Someone told me that Cat St... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

Someone told me that Cat Stevens was online.

'Hmmm...I've been getting a... (Below threshold)
hermie:

'Hmmm...I've been getting a lot of IMs the minute I said I was 13 years old.'

Another $1,000 web pledge f... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Another $1,000 web pledge from a loyal Hillary supporter.

Where is that "Super Rat" M... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Where is that "Super Rat" Matt Drudge has been bloviating about?

"Socks desperately hoped no... (Below threshold)

"Socks desperately hoped nobody would find out she used to be a Viking Kitten at rathergood.com."

PETA unveils their new One ... (Below threshold)
Mr. Flop:

PETA unveils their new One Laptop Per Pet (OLPP) program with an ad featuring Baron Von Whiskers making an online contribution to the Friends of Catnip Society.

DEAR SANTA I AM SENDING THI... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

DEAR SANTA I AM SENDING THIS E-MAIL BECUASE I WANT A DOZEN MICE A NEW SCRATCING POST AND A NEW HOME FAR AWAY FROM BILL AND HILLARY

The revenge of Socks... (Below threshold)
observer:


The revenge of Socks...

Socks starts up his anti-Hi... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

Socks starts up his anti-Hillary Blog. "Dump me will she? No cat will support her!"

We'll see who sends who hom... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We'll see who sends who home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on their face.

Not only was was Mr. Socks ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Not only was was Mr. Socks McKitty proud to be a licensed driver and a registered voter, he was thrilled to be using New Yorks new "E-Voting" system.

So many dancing hamsters, s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So many dancing hamsters, so little time...

Socks was struck with a bri... (Below threshold)

Socks was struck with a brilliant idea: why not start up a blog for his pet human? He loved his pet, and it would probably attract a lot of attention from other human-lovers.

Oops! "Barneyg2000" left hi... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Oops! "Barneyg2000" left his webcam on!

Oh baby, there could never ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh baby, there could never be enough of these voyeuristic caught in the litterbox videos on YouTube.

Just another game of cat an... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Just another game of cat and mouse

Nine lives meets "Half-Life... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Nine lives meets "Half-Life"

And remember to have your p... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

And remember to have your pet spayed or neutered. Or just teach it to surf the Internet all day; that'll work, too.

The cat's out of the bag, h... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The cat's out of the bag, he's online, and he's telling the world about your fondness for midget porn and amyl nitrate.

When the hell will the Carn... (Below threshold)

When the hell will the Carnival of the Humans be posted, dammit?

If he'd only bought me a tr... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he'd only bought me a trackball instead I wouldn't have to endure all the wisecracks.

When I get my paws on the r... (Below threshold)
Stephen Macklin:

When I get my paws on the rat who installed Vista...

Moderator kitteh doez not l... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

Moderator kitteh doez not liek ur posts and is deleting ur vowels!

And you thought your help r... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

And you thought your help requests were going to India?

I did it Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy wa... (Below threshold)
914:

I did it Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyy

Othen than that one epis... (Below threshold)

Othen than that one episode of "24" where Jack Bauer defused a suitcase nuclear bomb by stuffing it with kitty litter, audiences barely noticed that the Hollywood Writers were on strike.

Ahh...entry should read:</p... (Below threshold)

Ahh...entry should read:

Other than that one episode of "24" where Jack Bauer defused a suitcase nuclear bomb by stuffing it with kitty litter, audiences barely noticed that the Hollywood Writers were on strike.

Good afternoon, Ron Paul ca... (Below threshold)

Good afternoon, Ron Paul campaign office. Can I help you?

Who needs pajamas?... (Below threshold)
SShiell:

Who needs pajamas?

"Two mice for $1.99 at woot... (Below threshold)

"Two mice for $1.99 at woot.com today? Kewl."

Online Feline. ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Online Feline.

Socks spent all night makin... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Socks spent all night making entries into Wikipedia, such as that Rin Tin Tin was gay and Lassie was gender-confused.

Time for the Friday people-... (Below threshold)
pgg:

Time for the Friday people-blogging post...

Immigrant Chinese rodent co... (Below threshold)
engineer:

Immigrant Chinese rodent control officer, Kat Mei Ou, sends in his donation to the elect Hiliary campaign.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... (Below threshold)

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Department of Defense
Authorized Personnel ONLY
"I kAn haz AcceZZ?"
[email protected]##BGdefE##D
ACCESS GRANTED..."

The Paws of Mr. Claws Kitty... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

The Paws of Mr. Claws Kitty Katnip ring takes pride not just in its dedicated staff, but in the best World Class Stash available.

Checking his myspace, Mr. W... (Below threshold)
Pat Meebles:

Checking his myspace, Mr. Whiskers was dissapointed to find out that the dog was still man's top friend.

"I sure hope I'm not chatti... (Below threshold)
NGrove:

"I sure hope I'm not chatting with Chris Hansen..."

A well-known Wizbang editor... (Below threshold)
Rance:

A well-known Wizbang editor caught blogging at the 2007 Weblog Award nomination festivities.

"Let's see...dictionary.com... (Below threshold)

"Let's see...dictionary.com...search 'neuter'.

Uh-oh."

New Age "Kitten On T... (Below threshold)
pibill:


New Age "Kitten On The Keys"!

Just another "World of CatC... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Just another "World of CatCraft" junkie!

The growing menace of kitty... (Below threshold)
Molon Labe:

The growing menace of kitty porn.

Laptop computer: $1200... (Below threshold)

Laptop computer: $1200

High speed wireless connection: $40

Getting tickets to "Cats" through ticketmaster.com while your owner is at work: Priceless

AnthropomorphicFantasies.co... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

AnthropomorphicFantasies.com

Finally revealed: How Ron ... (Below threshold)

Finally revealed: How Ron Paul wins all those internet polls.

"Screw Encyclopedia Britann... (Below threshold)
marc:

"Screw Encyclopedia Britannica, Kathmandu's spelled with a "C"!"

Ultimately, he ordered a DV... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ultimately, he ordered a DVD of The Aristocats after learning To Kill a Mockingbird was not an instructional video.

Dear DailyKosThis ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dear DailyKos

This administration threw me and my family out of our rightful home. This is despicable. Impeachment procedings should be started immediately.

Signed

Mr Sox

"Eeeexcellent," said Socks.... (Below threshold)
Brian:

"Eeeexcellent," said Socks. "Karl has taught me well."

Online version of Dial-A-Ro... (Below threshold)

Online version of Dial-A-Rodent:

"I'm a very large, fat and slow mouse, laying out in the middle of the kitching floor, scatching myself while I munch on a piece of cheese. I'm home all alone and would probably not be able to run away very fast if a cat just happened to walk by. Oops! I dropped a piece of cheese. Oh well, I guess the cat is too afraid to chase me today. Do you know of any big, bad cat that likes to chase slow mice?"

This will teach that dog ne... (Below threshold)
retired military:

This will teach that dog next door not to chase me.

"Hot bitch looking for good time. Into sniffing, scratching and licking. Biting okay, the harder the better. Loves to party, bring ALL your friends. Don't bother asking I love to be "taken" by suprise. 1401 Elm street. Look for white dog house with Ms Fifi painted over the entrance. I'm waiting boys, come get some."

Kos Kid gets pwned in a fla... (Below threshold)
kbdabear:

Kos Kid gets pwned in a flame war by a cat

Hell hath no fury like a Ki... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hell hath no fury like a Kitty Scorned, The Memoirs of Socks Clinton

Dear Iggy,I feel y... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

Dear Iggy,

I feel your pain.

Love,
Socks

"The Purrloined Letter"<... (Below threshold)
Proof:

"The Purrloined Letter" by Po' Kitty

"A Tail of Two Kitties"<... (Below threshold)
Proof:

"A Tail of Two Kitties" by C. Dickens

The WizbangBlue moderator d... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

The WizbangBlue moderator does not approve your submission.

Puss-In-(re)Boots... (Below threshold)
Steve Scheiwe:

Puss-In-(re)Boots

A mouse in the hand is wort... (Below threshold)
Steve Scheiwe:

A mouse in the hand is worth two in the bush.

What did you think I meant ... (Below threshold)
Steve Scheiwe:

What did you think I meant when I said I liked a warm lap-top?

I tried to warn George that... (Below threshold)
Ken:

I tried to warn George that if he spent too much time reading blogs, he would become CATatonic.

Google search - "Three blin... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Google search - "Three blind mice"

Snooping around in Ann Coul... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Snooping around in Ann Coulter's house, we see a possible explanation for allegedly "catty" remarks.

Maybe this way I can order ... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Maybe this way I can order better food than what I've been getting.

I know ACME anvil company w... (Below threshold)
Ken:

I know ACME anvil company will have something to deal with that Tweedy Bird character.

Mr. Whiskers, Norman Hsu's ... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Mr. Whiskers, Norman Hsu's cat submits another online campaign donation to Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

When asked for a comment, the financial feline responded "Norman asked me to keep hitting the SEND button, until he came back from the store... That was 6 weeks ago"

Next time I'll order Super ... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Next time I'll order Super Crunchy peanut butter because this Creamy style stuck my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

Dear GreenpeaceSTF... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dear Greenpeace

STFU OR GO SAVE THE ELEPHANTS.

Pawnd again!And I ... (Below threshold)
epador:

Pawnd again!

And I still have 9 lives left without a hack!

Boy, this mouse tastes lke ... (Below threshold)

Boy, this mouse tastes lke crap.

That Rum Tum Tugger video is really hot.

It becomes clear why Pussy Galore was the top vote getter in the Best James Bond Villain poll.

Catbert is terminating your... (Below threshold)

Catbert is terminating your employment for blogging at work.




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