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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 2, 2007 - 7:06 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Zoe, a domestic shorthair cat, touches the mouse of a computer during a media preview for The Cat Fanciers' Association 5th Annual CFA-Iams Cat Championship in New York October 10, 2007. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton (UNITED STATES)


Winners for this weekend's edition as well as last weekend's will be announced Monday morning.

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Comments (134)

Sox is caught haxoring Hill... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Yogurt | November 2, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Yogurt:

Sox is caught haxoring Hillary's prep materials, leading to her less than eloquent performance in the debate...

1. Posted by Yogurt | November 2, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:21

I was right about that anon... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Tim | November 2, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Tim:

I was right about that anonynous commenter - he is a pussy.

2. Posted by Tim | November 2, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:21

Officials at Google report ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
guido:

Officials at Google report sharp rise in the number of searches for "kitty porn".

3. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:22

Thufferin' Thuccotash</i... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Thufferin' Thuccotash

4. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:25

ROFLACUAHB (Rolling On Floo... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ROFLACUAHB (Rolling On Floor Laughing And Coughing Up A Hair Ball)

5. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (11 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:26

"Hmmm... maybe I should've ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hmmm... maybe I should've entered Persian cat instead of furry pussy."

6. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (13 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:26

As long as 'Socks' lived, M... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

As long as 'Socks' lived, Monica Lewinski had thought she'd continued a surreptitious internet relationship with Bill.

7. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:27

Sox - "Wanted - new home fo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Sox - "Wanted - new home for great cat. Last owner was a rotten politician and her husband keeps looking at me funny and calling me Monica"

8. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:28

"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hmmmm... chinese catnip at 1/10 the cost... I wonder if there's a catch."

9. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:30

Wizbang's caption contest j... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Wizbang's caption contest judge studies last week's entries intensely still undecided on the winners.

10. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:30

"100 cases of tuna for $321... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"100 cases of tuna for $3214.50... sounds reasonable"

11. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:31

www.ballofstringblog.com/ca... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
guido:

www.ballofstringblog.com/captioncontest.php.........Damn, still no winner from last week's contest.

12. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:35

Sox stumbles upon the shock... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
guido:

Sox stumbles upon the shocking truth that Buddy has NOT gone to live on a farm with Vince Foster and Ron Brown.

13. Posted by guido | November 2, 2007 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (17 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:41

"Hold still mouse-I only ne... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by pib | November 2, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
pib:

"Hold still mouse-I only need a red jack!"

14. Posted by pib | November 2, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:44

And Send!ATTN:<br ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jim Gags | November 2, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

And Send!

ATTN:
Dear Sir/M,
I am Mr.David Cat. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH
INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA
(FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for
this important business
believing that you will never let me down
either now or in the future. Some
years ago, an American Mining
consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation,
made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued
$12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account. On maturity,
The
bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.
After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his
contract
employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote
to inform the bank
that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts
by the American Embassy to
trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore, made further investigation and
discovered that the
beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently
obtained
American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This
money total
amount$12M.USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting
in my bank as
dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim
it, and according to
Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the
money will revert to the
ownership of the igerian Government if the
account owner is certified dead. This
is the situation, and my proposal
is that I am looking for a foreigner who will
stand in as the next of
kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to
facilitate the
transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to
OPEN
an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to
arrange
the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the
transfer.The money will
then be paid into this Account for us to share
in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 %
for you and 5% for expenses that might
come up during transfer process. There is
no risk at all, and all the
paper work for this transaction will be done by me
using my position
and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business
transaction is
guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)
FOUR
MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are
interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending
the
following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private
Telephone/fax
Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be
rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of
us because I shall require your
assistance to invest some of my share
in your country. I look forward to your
earliest reply.
Yours,
Mr.David Cat.

15. Posted by Jim Gags | November 2, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (18 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:46

I'm in your Internets, putt... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm in your Internets, putting hairballs in your tubes.

16. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 07:56

DaT fRitZ R00Lz... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 2, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

DaT fRitZ R00Lz

17. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 2, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:00

There's a guy out there ins... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

There's a guy out there instant messaging "HotPuss_21" that has a real surprise in store.

18. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:01

"Here on page five, you see... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by JLawson | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JLawson:

"Here on page five, you see the study results that show the new SuperMouse can escape normal pouncing tactics. If you will all follow to page six, we'll check out new potential solutions. First, the 'Hot Collar', a pheremone laced strip that smells like a SuperMouse babe in heat. Try not to drool while wearing it, it'll puddle and you'll slip in it."

19. Posted by JLawson | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:01

"Pay no attention to the ki... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by U.P. Man | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
U.P. Man:

"Pay no attention to the kitty on the computer. I am the great and powerful Hillary !!"

20. Posted by U.P. Man | November 2, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:01

Hey Aylward, I've got your ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Aylward, I've got your caption right here...

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:03

It's part of the Democrats'... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's part of the Democrats' "cat in charge of mouse" program...

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:04

It's part of the Democrats'... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's part of the Democrats' "cat in charge of mouse" program...

Otherwise known as ChiCOM.

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:06

New evidence surfaces in th... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

New evidence surfaces in the recent "kitty" porn sting..

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:06

"Damn Google, this is nuthi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Damn Google, this is nuthin' but pictures of Bill Parcells.... next search..." l-a-r-g-e A-l-b-a-c-o-r-e (enter)

25. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:09

Gore is just another paw in... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Shelby Melban | November 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Shelby Melban:

Gore is just another paw in the litter box. Meet the real creator of the internet.

26. Posted by Shelby Melban | November 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:11

Dell support tech prepares ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dell support tech prepares to help the next caller.

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:15

"My name is Laurence Simon,... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"My name is Laurence Simon, and I don't think I can continue this charade much longer."

28. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:17

#%&~)#% cat bloggers!... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

#%&~)#% cat bloggers!

29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:19

"Catblogging? That's just ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Catblogging? That's just ridiculous."

30. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:19

"Meow. Well, what were you... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Meow. Well, what were you expecting? Hard-hitting political analysis?"

31. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:23

BarneyGoogle checks in at W... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by WildWillie | November 2, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

BarneyGoogle checks in at Wizbang. ww

32. Posted by WildWillie | November 2, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:26

"Let's see, how can I attra... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Let's see, how can I attract readers to my blog...hmmm...I know! Free live pu---! No...that's just wrong...hmmm..."

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:29

Puud, you're gettin' a dell... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Puud, you're gettin' a dell...

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:30

Dear Barack,Thank ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 2, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Dear Barack,

Thank you for linking my story of abandonment on your web site.

Hillary Dumped Socks (the cat)!

It was a brilliant political move on your part.

Sincerely,
Socks

35. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 2, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:33

Laurence Simon at work.... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by harrison | November 2, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
harrison:

Laurence Simon at work.

36. Posted by harrison | November 2, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:34

Toonces finally decided tha... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Toonces finally decided that driving wasn't his thing.

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:37

<a href="http://www.youtube... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Cat juggling?!

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:38

www.mouserecipes.com... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

www.mouserecipes.com

39. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:41

Searching for kitty porn.<b... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 2, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Searching for kitty porn.

40. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 2, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:43

"Hmmm. The mouse doesn't s... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Hmmm. The mouse doesn't seem to be working. I'll eat it and get another."

41. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:43

"I'm off to make donations ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Dave W | November 2, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Dave W:

"I'm off to make donations to the Hillary campaign! What is Norman Hsu's email address?"

42. Posted by Dave W | November 2, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:46

The chief troubleshooter ar... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The chief troubleshooter arrived to help with a Wizbang! server CATastrophe.

43. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:46

I just love CATS. I could w... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I just love CATS. I could watch it a thousand times...

44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:47

"I've got long hair, sparkl... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"I've got long hair, sparkling eyes, and when you stroke me I purr like a kitten. You?"

45. Posted by Giacomo | November 2, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:47

"Mouse" my ass!... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Proof | November 2, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Proof:

"Mouse" my ass!

46. Posted by Proof | November 2, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:50

Socks surreptitiously bids ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Proof | November 2, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Proof:

Socks surreptitiously bids for "the stained blue dress" on ebay!

47. Posted by Proof | November 2, 2007 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 08:52

Move!!! Move!!... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Mikey60 | November 2, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Move!!! Move!!

48. Posted by Mikey60 | November 2, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:11

You call this a 'mouse'?</p... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 2, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

You call this a 'mouse'?

I've been trying for two hours, and STILL have not caught even one, stinking, rodent!

49. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 2, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:14

"hmmmm.....that's not what ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by zipity | November 2, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
zipity:

"hmmmm.....that's not what I thought I would get by googling "shaved pussy"....."

50. Posted by zipity | November 2, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:15

"I am all up in ur puter, e... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by zipity | November 2, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
zipity:

"I am all up in ur puter, eatn ur cookeze..."

51. Posted by zipity | November 2, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:18

"Remember who you're debati... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Remember who you're debating with, Pinky. Precious the Cat. The Brain once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

52. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:40

All your mouse are belong t... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Daniel | November 2, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Daniel:

All your mouse are belong to me.

53. Posted by Daniel | November 2, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 09:42

I never would have guessed ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I never would have guessed that dailykos was run by a pussy. I had him pegged as an ass...

54. Posted by fustian | November 2, 2007 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:00

If I dont get this contract... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by My wife | November 2, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My wife:

If I dont get this contract done by five my boss is going to kill me.

55. Posted by My wife | November 2, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:08

In Soviet Russia pussy goog... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In Soviet Russia pussy googles for you.

56. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:12

The 'Republican attack mach... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by _Mike_ | November 2, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
_Mike_:

The 'Republican attack machine' unveiled!

57. Posted by _Mike_ | November 2, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:14

One of Hillary's fat cat do... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Sharon | November 2, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sharon:

One of Hillary's fat cat donors

58. Posted by Sharon | November 2, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:19

OK, let's see how much you ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by BlogDog | November 2, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

OK, let's see how much you like LOLhumans.com!

59. Posted by BlogDog | November 2, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:22

Boots finds he is spending ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by SideShowJane | November 2, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Boots finds he is spending more and more time each day at the Michael Vick home video site.

60. Posted by SideShowJane | November 2, 2007 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:23

Apple finally revealed how ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by kbiel | November 2, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
kbiel:

Apple finally revealed how they make their computers so easy to use, they test it with cats first.

61. Posted by kbiel | November 2, 2007 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:28

Felines using laptops? Wha... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by THC | November 2, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
THC:

Felines using laptops? What a catastrophe.

62. Posted by THC | November 2, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:31

Someone told me that Cat St... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 2, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
stan25[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Someone told me that Cat Stevens was online.

63. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 2, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:35

'Hmmm...I've been getting a... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by hermie | November 2, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
hermie:

'Hmmm...I've been getting a lot of IMs the minute I said I was 13 years old.'

64. Posted by hermie | November 2, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:37

Another $1,000 web pledge f... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Nylda | November 2, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nylda:

Another $1,000 web pledge from a loyal Hillary supporter.

65. Posted by Nylda | November 2, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:40

Where is that "Super Rat" M... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 2, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Where is that "Super Rat" Matt Drudge has been bloviating about?

66. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 2, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:45

"Socks desperately hoped no... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Socks desperately hoped nobody would find out she used to be a Viking Kitten at rathergood.com."

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 2, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:46

PETA unveils their new One ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Mr. Flop | November 2, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Flop:

PETA unveils their new One Laptop Per Pet (OLPP) program with an ad featuring Baron Von Whiskers making an online contribution to the Friends of Catnip Society.

68. Posted by Mr. Flop | November 2, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:51

DEAR SANTA I AM SENDING THI... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 2, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Spurwing Plover:

DEAR SANTA I AM SENDING THIS E-MAIL BECUASE I WANT A DOZEN MICE A NEW SCRATCING POST AND A NEW HOME FAR AWAY FROM BILL AND HILLARY

69. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 2, 2007 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:55

The revenge of Socks... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by observer | November 2, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
observer:


The revenge of Socks...

70. Posted by observer | November 2, 2007 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:56

Socks starts up his anti-Hi... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Bill M | November 2, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bill M:

Socks starts up his anti-Hillary Blog. "Dump me will she? No cat will support her!"

71. Posted by Bill M | November 2, 2007 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 10:57

We'll see who sends who hom... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We'll see who sends who home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on their face.

72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:05

Not only was was Mr. Socks ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Rick13 | November 2, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rick13:

Not only was was Mr. Socks McKitty proud to be a licensed driver and a registered voter, he was thrilled to be using New Yorks new "E-Voting" system.

73. Posted by Rick13 | November 2, 2007 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:06

So many dancing hamsters, s... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So many dancing hamsters, so little time...

74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:06

Socks was struck with a bri... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Abigail | November 2, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Abigail:

Socks was struck with a brilliant idea: why not start up a blog for his pet human? He loved his pet, and it would probably attract a lot of attention from other human-lovers.

75. Posted by Abigail | November 2, 2007 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:08

Oops! "Barneyg2000" left hi... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Rick13 | November 2, 2007 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rick13:

Oops! "Barneyg2000" left his webcam on!

76. Posted by Rick13 | November 2, 2007 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:13

Oh baby, there could never ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh baby, there could never be enough of these voyeuristic caught in the litterbox videos on YouTube.

77. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:14

Just another game of cat an... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:17 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
john1v6:

Just another game of cat and mouse

78. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:17

Nine lives meets "Half-Life... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
john1v6:

Nine lives meets "Half-Life"

79. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:18

And remember to have your p... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
john1v6:

And remember to have your pet spayed or neutered. Or just teach it to surf the Internet all day; that'll work, too.

80. Posted by john1v6 | November 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:22

The cat's out of the bag, h... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The cat's out of the bag, he's online, and he's telling the world about your fondness for midget porn and amyl nitrate.

81. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:25

When the hell will the Carn... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 2, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

When the hell will the Carnival of the Humans be posted, dammit?

82. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 2, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:25

If he'd only bought me a tr... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he'd only bought me a trackball instead I wouldn't have to endure all the wisecracks.

83. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 11:31

When I get my paws on the r... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 2, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

When I get my paws on the rat who installed Vista...

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 2, 2007 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:01

Moderator kitteh doez not l... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 2, 2007 12:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Listkeeper:

Moderator kitteh doez not liek ur posts and is deleting ur vowels!

85. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 2, 2007 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:03

And you thought your help r... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Nylda | November 2, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Nylda:

And you thought your help requests were going to India?

86. Posted by Nylda | November 2, 2007 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:05

I did it Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy wa... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by 914 | November 2, 2007 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

I did it Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyy

87. Posted by 914 | November 2, 2007 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:06

Othen than that one epis... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Porkopolis | November 2, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Othen than that one episode of "24" where Jack Bauer defused a suitcase nuclear bomb by stuffing it with kitty litter, audiences barely noticed that the Hollywood Writers were on strike.

88. Posted by Porkopolis | November 2, 2007 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:35

Ahh...entry should read:</p... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Porkopolis | November 2, 2007 12:38 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Ahh...entry should read:

Other than that one episode of "24" where Jack Bauer defused a suitcase nuclear bomb by stuffing it with kitty litter, audiences barely noticed that the Hollywood Writers were on strike.

89. Posted by Porkopolis | November 2, 2007 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:38

Good afternoon, Ron Paul ca... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Swanny | November 2, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Swanny:

Good afternoon, Ron Paul campaign office. Can I help you?

90. Posted by Swanny | November 2, 2007 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:42

Who needs pajamas?... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by SShiell | November 2, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SShiell:

Who needs pajamas?

91. Posted by SShiell | November 2, 2007 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 12:45

"Two mice for $1.99 at woot... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Two mice for $1.99 at woot.com today? Kewl."

92. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:00

Online Feline. ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Online Feline.

93. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2, 2007 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:04

Socks spent all night makin... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by hermie | November 2, 2007 1:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
hermie:

Socks spent all night making entries into Wikipedia, such as that Rin Tin Tin was gay and Lassie was gender-confused.

94. Posted by hermie | November 2, 2007 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:17

Time for the Friday people-... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by pgg | November 2, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
pgg:

Time for the Friday people-blogging post...

95. Posted by pgg | November 2, 2007 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:18

Immigrant Chinese rodent co... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by engineer | November 2, 2007 1:45 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
engineer:

Immigrant Chinese rodent control officer, Kat Mei Ou, sends in his donation to the elect Hiliary campaign.

96. Posted by engineer | November 2, 2007 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:45

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Department of Defense
Authorized Personnel ONLY
"I kAn haz AcceZZ?"
dvlid@##BGdefE##D
ACCESS GRANTED..."

97. Posted by rodney dill | November 2, 2007 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 13:48

The Paws of Mr. Claws Kitty... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by LaMedusa | November 2, 2007 2:15 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

The Paws of Mr. Claws Kitty Katnip ring takes pride not just in its dedicated staff, but in the best World Class Stash available.

98. Posted by LaMedusa | November 2, 2007 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 14:15

Checking his myspace, Mr. W... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Pat Meebles | November 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pat Meebles:

Checking his myspace, Mr. Whiskers was dissapointed to find out that the dog was still man's top friend.

99. Posted by Pat Meebles | November 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 14:56

"I sure hope I'm not chatti... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by NGrove | November 2, 2007 3:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
NGrove:

"I sure hope I'm not chatting with Chris Hansen..."

100. Posted by NGrove | November 2, 2007 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 15:02

A well-known Wizbang editor... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Rance | November 2, 2007 3:22 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rance:

A well-known Wizbang editor caught blogging at the 2007 Weblog Award nomination festivities.

101. Posted by Rance | November 2, 2007 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 15:22

"Let's see...dictionary.com... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Falze | November 2, 2007 3:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

"Let's see...dictionary.com...search 'neuter'.

Uh-oh."

102. Posted by Falze | November 2, 2007 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 15:30

New Age "Kitten On T... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by pibill | November 2, 2007 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pibill:


New Age "Kitten On The Keys"!

103. Posted by pibill | November 2, 2007 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 16:25

Just another "World of CatC... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 2, 2007 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

Just another "World of CatCraft" junkie!

104. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 2, 2007 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 17:26

The growing menace of kitty... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Molon Labe | November 2, 2007 5:27 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Molon Labe:

The growing menace of kitty porn.

105. Posted by Molon Labe | November 2, 2007 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 17:27

Laptop computer: $1200... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 2, 2007 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

Laptop computer: $1200

High speed wireless connection: $40

Getting tickets to "Cats" through ticketmaster.com while your owner is at work: Priceless

106. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 2, 2007 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 17:39

AnthropomorphicFantasies.co... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

AnthropomorphicFantasies.com

107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2, 2007 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 17:54

Finally revealed: How Ron ... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Master Shake | November 2, 2007 5:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Finally revealed: How Ron Paul wins all those internet polls.

108. Posted by Master Shake | November 2, 2007 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 17:58

"Screw Encyclopedia Britann... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by marc | November 2, 2007 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

"Screw Encyclopedia Britannica, Kathmandu's spelled with a "C"!"

109. Posted by marc | November 2, 2007 6:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 18:03

Ultimately, he ordered a DV... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 7:23 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ultimately, he ordered a DVD of The Aristocats after learning To Kill a Mockingbird was not an instructional video.

110. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2, 2007 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 19:23

Dear DailyKosThis ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 8:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Dear DailyKos

This administration threw me and my family out of our rightful home. This is despicable. Impeachment procedings should be started immediately.

Signed

Mr Sox

111. Posted by retired military | November 2, 2007 8:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 20:41

"Eeeexcellent," said Socks.... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Brian | November 2, 2007 8:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Brian:

"Eeeexcellent," said Socks. "Karl has taught me well."

112. Posted by Brian | November 2, 2007 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 20:55

Online version of Dial-A-Ro... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by El-ahrairah | November 2, 2007 11:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
El-ahrairah:

Online version of Dial-A-Rodent:

"I'm a very large, fat and slow mouse, laying out in the middle of the kitching floor, scatching myself while I munch on a piece of cheese. I'm home all alone and would probably not be able to run away very fast if a cat just happened to walk by. Oops! I dropped a piece of cheese. Oh well, I guess the cat is too afraid to chase me today. Do you know of any big, bad cat that likes to chase slow mice?"

113. Posted by El-ahrairah | November 2, 2007 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 2, 2007 23:17

This will teach that dog ne... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by retired military | November 3, 2007 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

This will teach that dog next door not to chase me.

"Hot bitch looking for good time. Into sniffing, scratching and licking. Biting okay, the harder the better. Loves to party, bring ALL your friends. Don't bother asking I love to be "taken" by suprise. 1401 Elm street. Look for white dog house with Ms Fifi painted over the entrance. I'm waiting boys, come get some."

114. Posted by retired military | November 3, 2007 1:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 01:08

Kos Kid gets pwned in a fla... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by kbdabear | November 3, 2007 2:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
kbdabear:

Kos Kid gets pwned in a flame war by a cat

115. Posted by kbdabear | November 3, 2007 2:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 02:54

Hell hath no fury like a Ki... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 3, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hell hath no fury like a Kitty Scorned, The Memoirs of Socks Clinton

116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 3, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 10:46

Dear Iggy,I feel y... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2007 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

Dear Iggy,

I feel your pain.

Love,
Socks

117. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2007 8:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 20:13

"The Purrloined Letter"<... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Proof | November 3, 2007 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

"The Purrloined Letter" by Po' Kitty

118. Posted by Proof | November 3, 2007 8:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 20:20

"A Tail of Two Kitties"<... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Proof | November 3, 2007 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

"A Tail of Two Kitties" by C. Dickens

119. Posted by Proof | November 3, 2007 8:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 20:26

The WizbangBlue moderator d... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2007 8:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MunDane:

The WizbangBlue moderator does not approve your submission.

120. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2007 8:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 20:47

Puss-In-(re)Boots... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Scheiwe:

Puss-In-(re)Boots

121. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 23:44

A mouse in the hand is wort... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Scheiwe:

A mouse in the hand is worth two in the bush.

122. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 23:50

What did you think I meant ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Scheiwe:

What did you think I meant when I said I liked a warm lap-top?

123. Posted by Steve Scheiwe | November 3, 2007 11:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2007 23:56

I tried to warn George that... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

I tried to warn George that if he spent too much time reading blogs, he would become CATatonic.

124. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2007 01:15

Google search - "Three blin... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by retired military | November 4, 2007 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Google search - "Three blind mice"

125. Posted by retired military | November 4, 2007 1:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2007 01:15

Snooping around in Ann Coul... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:17 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ken:

Snooping around in Ann Coulter's house, we see a possible explanation for allegedly "catty" remarks.

126. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2007 01:17

Maybe this way I can order ... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Maybe this way I can order better food than what I've been getting.

127. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2007 01:18

I know ACME anvil company w... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

I know ACME anvil company will have something to deal with that Tweedy Bird character.

128. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2007 01:27

Mr. Whiskers, Norman Hsu's ... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Chris G | November 4, 2007 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

Mr. Whiskers, Norman Hsu's cat submits another online campaign donation to Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

When asked for a comment, the financial feline responded "Norman asked me to keep hitting the SEND button, until he came back from the store... That was 6 weeks ago"

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Next time I'll order Super ... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Ken | November 4, 2007 1:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Next time I'll order Super Crunchy peanut butter because this Creamy style stuck my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

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Posted on November 4, 2007 01:31

Dear GreenpeaceSTF... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by retired military | November 4, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Dear Greenpeace

STFU OR GO SAVE THE ELEPHANTS.

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Pawnd again!And I ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by epador | November 5, 2007 1:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
epador:

Pawnd again!

And I still have 9 lives left without a hack!

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Boy, this mouse tastes lke ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by physics geek | November 5, 2007 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

Boy, this mouse tastes lke crap.

That Rum Tum Tugger video is really hot.

It becomes clear why Pussy Galore was the top vote getter in the Best James Bond Villain poll.

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Catbert is terminating your... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by rodney dill | November 5, 2007 8:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Catbert is terminating your employment for blogging at work.

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