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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 9, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model wearing a 'My Chopsticks' bra. Japanese women with green issues close to their hearts may soon be able to wear a bra which can carry their own chopsticks in a bid to reduce waste. The bra, created by Triumph Japan, sports cups styled like a bowl of rice and a bowl of miso soup and side pouches for the chopsticks.(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)


Winners for previous editions as well as this weeks edition will be announced Monday morning. The Weblog Awards really kicked my ass this year, but as of Friday they're done...

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Just add 2 C cups of rice .... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Imhotep | November 9, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Just add 2 C cups of rice ......

1. Posted by Imhotep | November 9, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:48

Who need chopsticks, when y... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who need chopsticks, when you have a tongue?

2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:55

As they say in Japan, "Rice... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
guido:

As they say in Japan, "Rice rack!"

3. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:57

My cup runneth over.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by RFA | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
RFA:

My cup runneth over.

4. Posted by RFA | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:57

How handy. Rice, soup AND m... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

How handy. Rice, soup AND milk.

5. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:57

Wrap two, I'll eat the othe... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Wrap two, I'll eat the other one right here...

6. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 07:59

Hmm, miso horny.... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 11 (21 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hmm, miso horny.

7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (21 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:00

I do like to keep abreast o... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I do like to keep abreast of all the latest dining trends.

8. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:01

Free rice for dishwashers w... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Steve Gross | November 9, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Steve Gross:

Free rice for dishwashers who pledge $1,000 to the Hillary campaign!

9. Posted by Steve Gross | November 9, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:03

Please press "2" for Englis... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

Please press "2" for English!

10. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:05

...shown here modeling our ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Proof:

...shown here modeling our new Spring line "The Cornucupia"

11. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:07

Waiter, there's a nip in my... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Waiter, there's a nip in my soup!

12. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:08

When I'm done the the soup ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When I'm done the the soup and rice, can I have some sushi?

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 9, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:11

So much for the appetizers.... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

So much for the appetizers. Where do I go for the fish?

14. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:15

I would recommend avoiding ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I would recommend avoiding the Puu-Puu Platter.

15. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:17

When you're through here, t... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

When you're through here, there's fish in the panties, and a nice chocolate mousse around back...

16. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:19

I would prefer the Mexican ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I would prefer the Mexican version with Tacos please.

17. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:20

Of course the American type... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Of course the American types just want to fork her.

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:21

♫...If you k... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♫
...If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi...
♫

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:24

No dessert for you unless y... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

No dessert for you unless you lick the bowl.

20. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:26

I'll just have the breast..... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I'll just have the breast...

21. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:27

I Wonder if Condi has one.<... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 9, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

I Wonder if Condi has one.

22. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 9, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:30

With 6 you get an eggroll</... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Allium | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

With 6 you get an eggroll

23. Posted by Allium | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:33

In a shocking development i... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

In a shocking development intern Mizuki Ito demonstrates the actual size of Bill Clintons....

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:33

We ate Japanese yesterday. ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

We ate Japanese yesterday. Who's up for Swedish meatballs?

25. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:33

Dear Penthouse Forum,... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never believed these stories until it happened to me. There I was at a Japanese Restaurant when I saw a young women whose seductive dress literally said "eat me".

26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:37

"Would you care for one lum... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by USAdave | November 9, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USAdave:

"Would you care for one lump, or two?"

27. Posted by USAdave | November 9, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:40

Spicy Norimaki indeed.... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Spicy Norimaki indeed.

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:44

Over-the-shoulder-ta-ta-hol... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Over-the-shoulder-ta-ta-holder.

29. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:48

Oh, so that's the recipe fo... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Oh, so that's the recipe for "creamofsomeyoungguy".

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:51

John Kerry, "Annnnddd I tau... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

John Kerry, "Annnnddd I taught the Cambodians proper table etiquette while I was there..."

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:52

I feel particularly famishe... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

I feel particularly famished tonight; I'll have the Dolly Parton instead.

32. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 9, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 08:58

So that was Arthur de Lulli... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So that was Arthur de Lulli's inspiration.

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:06

The People's Republic of Ch... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The People's Republic of China pulled out all stops to distract from their criminal record on human rights abuse in preparation for the 2008 Olympics.

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:10

Do you want your rice with ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 9, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Do you want your rice with or without nippies!

Uuhhh With!?

35. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 9, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:11

Waaassssssssaaaaaaabbbbbbii... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Waaassssssssaaaaaaabbbbbbiiiii?!?

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:12

Confucius say "More than a... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Imhotep | November 9, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Confucius say "More than a mouthful is a waste."

37. Posted by Imhotep | November 9, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:12

Caffinated or Decaf? ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by pedrovex | November 9, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
pedrovex:

Caffinated or Decaf?

38. Posted by pedrovex | November 9, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:13

My father Norman Hsu introd... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jim Gags | November 9, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

My father Norman Hsu introduced me to Bill Clinton. Has any one seen my stained kimono?

39. Posted by Jim Gags | November 9, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:15

DRUDGEBREAKING: Nip nabs kn... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Nip nabs knocker noodles. Developing...

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:16

Some girls will do anything... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Some girls will do anything to be catch the eye of Kobayashi.

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:19

Proving less popular was a ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Proving less popular was a Lewinski version with Big Mac cups and a side pouche for cigars

42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:21

I'll have one from column A... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by BlogDog | November 9, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

I'll have one from column A cup and one from column B cup.

43. Posted by BlogDog | November 9, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:32

Melts in your mouth, not in... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

44. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:37

For the diet meal, Hillary ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

For the diet meal, Hillary wears the bra.

45. Posted by fustian | November 9, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:47

Now that's my kind o... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jim | November 9, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

Now that's my kind of fortune cookie!

46. Posted by Jim | November 9, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:49

And just try picking up the... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spurwing Plover:

nd jst tr pckng p th brns f pltcn wth ths chp stcks ts nt s bc pltcns brns r vr vr smll

47. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:50

Japanese scientists discove... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by kbiel | November 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
kbiel:

Japanese scientists discover how to make anime characters come to life.

48. Posted by kbiel | November 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:50

Just add the Sheryl Crow Di... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 9, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Just add the Sheryl Crow Dinner Napkin and One Square Underwear and your Moonbat dining experience is complete.

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 9, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:52

Fine dining in a geisha hou... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Dodo David | November 9, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Fine dining in a geisha house
Shown: soup and rice served a la bra
Not Shown: sushi served a la panties

50. Posted by Dodo David | November 9, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:53

You can adjust the padding ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jim | November 9, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

You can adjust the padding by adding or removing those extra packs of duck sauce that are in your kitchen or work desk drawer.

51. Posted by Jim | November 9, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 09:53

"You will stare at a woman ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"You will stare at a woman who has food where her breasts should be"...wow, this has to be the most accurate fortune cookie ever.

52. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:03

She asked if I wanted some ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

She asked if I wanted some kimchi. Of course I said yes. Kimchi means vagina, right?

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:06

Actually..That's not what I... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Ed | November 9, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ed:

Actually..That's not what I meant when I said I'd like to see what a T cup would look like.

54. Posted by Ed | November 9, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:08

Susie serves sushi by the s... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by mpw280 | November 9, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
mpw280:

Susie serves sushi by the seashore.

55. Posted by mpw280 | November 9, 2007 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:09

This must be that lost epis... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This must be that lost episode of Iron Chef where the chick takes on the whole kitchen staff for an hour.

56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 9, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:12

It's a tricky maneuver for ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by SideShowJane | November 9, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

It's a tricky maneuver for young Japanese lads attempting to get to second base while not soiling the sofa.

57. Posted by SideShowJane | November 9, 2007 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:26

Finally - a new line of bow... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by al | November 9, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
al:

Finally - a new line of bowls that you will want to hold in your hands.

58. Posted by al | November 9, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:37

I suddenly feel the urge to... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I suddenly feel the urge to masticate.

59. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:49

Emeril: "Wham Bam"... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Emeril: "Wham Bam"

60. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 10:50

Me sake sake.... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Me sake sake.

61. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:16

NBC's Green Week has little... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Rovin | November 9, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

NBC's Green Week has little to offer, while these are considered environmental substances. (Mammary-credits must be pre-approved by the "staff")

62. Posted by Rovin | November 9, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:18

Kung Pao Wow!... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Brad | November 9, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

Kung Pao Wow!

63. Posted by Brad | November 9, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:18

Would You like some cream w... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Would You like some cream with Your coffee?

64. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:27

Scora! Scora! Scora!... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Scora! Scora! Scora!

65. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:29

Larry Flynt enters the worl... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Falze | November 9, 2007 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Larry Flynt enters the world of Competetive Eating.

66. Posted by Falze | November 9, 2007 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:32

Yes, I'd like the "Peek-ing... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Paul | November 9, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Paul:

Yes, I'd like the "Peek-ing Rice" please.

67. Posted by Paul | November 9, 2007 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:33

<a href="http://www.youtube... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9t_AIygiG8

68. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 9, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:42

Confusion say: The opposit... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by LaMedusa | November 9, 2007 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Confusion say: The opposite accommodates your frustration underneath a buried appetizer.

69. Posted by LaMedusa | November 9, 2007 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:49

In a desperate effort to ge... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by FM | November 9, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FM:

In a desperate effort to get men to eat more healthy lunches, the Japanese government....

70. Posted by FM | November 9, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:56

What sucks is you want more... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by sentinel | November 9, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
sentinel:

What sucks is you want more titty a half hour later.

71. Posted by sentinel | November 9, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 11:59

Rice, tempura and a side of... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Rice, tempura and a side of yellow fever.

72. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 12:05

"Foogoo me!"... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Foogoo me!"

73. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 12:15

"Tonight's secret Iron Chef... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Tonight's secret Iron Chef ingredient is....boobies!"

74. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 12:30

I can't stand chop sticks, ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I can't stand chop sticks, I'll just use my fingers.

75. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 13:07

I'd like the sushi lunch an... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I'd like the sushi lunch and the happy ending please.

76. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 13:08

Me feed you long time.... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Me feed you long time.

77. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 9, 2007 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 13:12

No soup for you!... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Craig | November 9, 2007 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Craig:

No soup for you!

78. Posted by Craig | November 9, 2007 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 13:39

Bill Clinton Thought Bubble... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by John | November 9, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Bill Clinton Thought Bubble: Wanna see my Quarter Pounder?

79. Posted by John | November 9, 2007 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 14:02

"yes."... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Tim in PA | November 9, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim in PA:

"yes."

80. Posted by Tim in PA | November 9, 2007 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 14:19

1st place winner of Japan's... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

1st place winner of Japan's flat as a board beauty pageant

81. Posted by 914 | November 9, 2007 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 14:33

"Now son, when you finish e... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Now son, when you finish everything that's in your bowl, then you get dessert."

82. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 14:46

"I'm just glad Bill wasn't ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I'm just glad Bill wasn't invited," said Mrs. Clinton of the $1500-a-plate fund-raising dinner.

83. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 14:54

Wife: "What did you for lun... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Wife: "What did you for lunch today, hon?"

Husband: "Oh, I went out and ate Chinese."

Wife: "That's nice."

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 15:00

"I'm sorry, I just can't ta... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I'm sorry, I just can't taste the difference between Chinese and Japanese."

85. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 15:04

"I'd like one of order of t... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I'd like one of order of tempura nipples to go, thank you."

86. Posted by Peter F. | November 9, 2007 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 15:14

Hey! What's on the panties ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 9, 2007 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Hey! What's on the panties part?

87. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 9, 2007 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 15:38

Well well... it turns out t... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 9, 2007 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Well well... it turns out that Warren Buffet reads TIME Magazine after all.

88. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 9, 2007 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 16:06

Runchtime at Victolia's Sec... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Runchtime at Victolia's Seclet

89. Posted by guido | November 9, 2007 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 16:18

Paris Hilton -- "That's hot... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Paris Hilton -- "That's hot."

(ouch!)

90. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 16:29

Coffee, Tea or Me?... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by tom | November 9, 2007 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

Coffee, Tea or Me?

91. Posted by tom | November 9, 2007 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 18:48

And here we have the winner... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by retired military | November 9, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And here we have the winners of the last 2 Wizbang Caption contests. Of course you cant see them because they are still hidden.

92. Posted by retired military | November 9, 2007 7:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 19:04

Sticky rice...... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Sticky rice...

93. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 20:31

I think you will like this ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

I think you will like this place. I've eaten here before.

94. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 20:33

All you can eat?... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

All you can eat?

95. Posted by ijosha | November 9, 2007 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 20:36

"Hmmmm... I wonder what Jes... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hmmmm... I wonder what Jessica Cutler would model."

96. Posted by rodney dill | November 9, 2007 9:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2007 21:19

Hey, a twofer!Here... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Serr8d | November 10, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Serr8d:

Hey, a twofer!

Here's my pshop entry.

Thanks, Rodney, for the h/t.

97. Posted by Serr8d | November 10, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 08:18

They call this the Bill Cli... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

They call this the Bill Clinton Model. Partially white, partially black, always have holes to put things in, covers up things both big and small, and when uncovered always makes Hillary mad as hell.

98. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 10:26

"Would you like your lunch ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by rodney dill | November 10, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Would you like your lunch Sumo-sized?"

99. Posted by rodney dill | November 10, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 13:40

Speaking of Frank Zappa. H... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Speaking of Frank Zappa. Here's the titties now where's the beer?

100. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 17:47

Sake to me!... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Craig | November 10, 2007 9:05 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Craig:

Sake to me!

101. Posted by Craig | November 10, 2007 9:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 21:05

When the usual breast prost... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Nylda | November 10, 2007 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

When the usual breast prosthesis will not do, try bowls of rice and miso, too.

102. Posted by Nylda | November 10, 2007 9:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 21:37

"And the right one I call M... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"And the right one I call Mabel"

103. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 23:51

Ms China prepares to demons... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Ms China prepares to demonstrate that chinese made toys are perfectly safe for human consumption.

104. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2007 11:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2007 23:52

Wi ordered the soup and ind... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by rodney dill | November 11, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Wi ordered the soup and indulged wantonly

105. Posted by rodney dill | November 11, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 11, 2007 07:49

"...and today's special is ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by rodney dill | November 11, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...and today's special is 50% off."

106. Posted by rodney dill | November 11, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 11, 2007 07:50

Free with every order a ben... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Nylda | November 12, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nylda:

Free with every order a bento box butt attachment.

107. Posted by Nylda | November 12, 2007 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2007 10:28

Trivial Pursuit question #1... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by rodney dill | November 13, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Trivial Pursuit question #13639 - Besides claims of the internet what did Al Gore really invent?

108. Posted by rodney dill | November 13, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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