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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model wearing a 'My Chopsticks' bra. Japanese women with green issues close to their hearts may soon be able to wear a bra which can carry their own chopsticks in a bid to reduce waste. The bra, created by Triumph Japan, sports cups styled like a bowl of rice and a bowl of miso soup and side pouches for the chopsticks.(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)


Winners for previous editions as well as this weeks edition will be announced Monday morning. The Weblog Awards really kicked my ass this year, but as of Friday they're done...


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Just add 2 C cups of rice .... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Just add 2 C cups of rice ......

Who need chopsticks, when y... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who need chopsticks, when you have a tongue?

As they say in Japan, "Rice... (Below threshold)
guido:

As they say in Japan, "Rice rack!"

My cup runneth over.... (Below threshold)
RFA:

My cup runneth over.

How handy. Rice, soup AND m... (Below threshold)

How handy. Rice, soup AND milk.

Wrap two, I'll eat the othe... (Below threshold)

Wrap two, I'll eat the other one right here...

Hmm, miso horny.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hmm, miso horny.

I do like to keep abreast o... (Below threshold)

I do like to keep abreast of all the latest dining trends.

Free rice for dishwashers w... (Below threshold)
Steve Gross:

Free rice for dishwashers who pledge $1,000 to the Hillary campaign!

Please press "2" for Englis... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Please press "2" for English!

...shown here modeling our ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

...shown here modeling our new Spring line "The Cornucupia"

Waiter, there's a nip in my... (Below threshold)

Waiter, there's a nip in my soup!

When I'm done the the soup ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When I'm done the the soup and rice, can I have some sushi?

So much for the appetizers.... (Below threshold)

So much for the appetizers. Where do I go for the fish?

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I would recommend avoiding the Puu-Puu Platter.

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When you're through here, there's fish in the panties, and a nice chocolate mousse around back...

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I would prefer the Mexican version with Tacos please.

Of course the American type... (Below threshold)

Of course the American types just want to fork her.

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...If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi...

No dessert for you unless y... (Below threshold)

No dessert for you unless you lick the bowl.

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I'll just have the breast...

I Wonder if Condi has one.<... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

I Wonder if Condi has one.

With 6 you get an eggroll</... (Below threshold)
Allium:

With 6 you get an eggroll

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Pretzel_Logic:

In a shocking development intern Mizuki Ito demonstrates the actual size of Bill Clintons....

We ate Japanese yesterday. ... (Below threshold)

We ate Japanese yesterday. Who's up for Swedish meatballs?

Dear Penthouse Forum,... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never believed these stories until it happened to me. There I was at a Japanese Restaurant when I saw a young women whose seductive dress literally said "eat me".

"Would you care for one lum... (Below threshold)

"Would you care for one lump, or two?"

Spicy Norimaki indeed.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Spicy Norimaki indeed.

Over-the-shoulder-ta-ta-hol... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Over-the-shoulder-ta-ta-holder.

Oh, so that's the recipe fo... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Oh, so that's the recipe for "creamofsomeyoungguy".

John Kerry, "Annnnddd I tau... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

John Kerry, "Annnnddd I taught the Cambodians proper table etiquette while I was there..."

I feel particularly famishe... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

I feel particularly famished tonight; I'll have the Dolly Parton instead.

So that was Arthur de Lulli... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So that was Arthur de Lulli's inspiration.

The People's Republic of Ch... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The People's Republic of China pulled out all stops to distract from their criminal record on human rights abuse in preparation for the 2008 Olympics.

Do you want your rice with ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Do you want your rice with or without nippies!

Uuhhh With!?

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

Waaassssssssaaaaaaabbbbbbiiiii?!?

Confucius say "More than a... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Confucius say "More than a mouthful is a waste."

Caffinated or Decaf? ... (Below threshold)
pedrovex:

Caffinated or Decaf?

My father Norman Hsu introd... (Below threshold)
Jim Gags:

My father Norman Hsu introduced me to Bill Clinton. Has any one seen my stained kimono?

DRUDGEBREAKING: Nip nabs kn... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Nip nabs knocker noodles. Developing...

Some girls will do anything... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Some girls will do anything to be catch the eye of Kobayashi.

Proving less popular was a ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Proving less popular was a Lewinski version with Big Mac cups and a side pouche for cigars

I'll have one from column A... (Below threshold)

I'll have one from column A cup and one from column B cup.

Melts in your mouth, not in... (Below threshold)

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

For the diet meal, Hillary ... (Below threshold)

For the diet meal, Hillary wears the bra.

Now that's my kind o... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Now that's my kind of fortune cookie!

And just try picking up the... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

And just try picking up the brains of a politician with these chop sticks its not easy becuae a politicians brains are very very small
depp=true

Japanese scientists discove... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Japanese scientists discover how to make anime characters come to life.

Just add the Sheryl Crow Di... (Below threshold)

Just add the Sheryl Crow Dinner Napkin and One Square Underwear and your Moonbat dining experience is complete.

Fine dining in a geisha hou... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Fine dining in a geisha house
Shown: soup and rice served a la bra
Not Shown: sushi served a la panties

You can adjust the padding ... (Below threshold)
Jim:

You can adjust the padding by adding or removing those extra packs of duck sauce that are in your kitchen or work desk drawer.

"You will stare at a woman ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"You will stare at a woman who has food where her breasts should be"...wow, this has to be the most accurate fortune cookie ever.

She asked if I wanted some ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

She asked if I wanted some kimchi. Of course I said yes. Kimchi means vagina, right?

Actually..That's not what I... (Below threshold)
Ed:

Actually..That's not what I meant when I said I'd like to see what a T cup would look like.

Susie serves sushi by the s... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Susie serves sushi by the seashore.

This must be that lost epis... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This must be that lost episode of Iron Chef where the chick takes on the whole kitchen staff for an hour.

It's a tricky maneuver for ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

It's a tricky maneuver for young Japanese lads attempting to get to second base while not soiling the sofa.

Finally - a new line of bow... (Below threshold)
al:

Finally - a new line of bowls that you will want to hold in your hands.

I suddenly feel the urge to... (Below threshold)

I suddenly feel the urge to masticate.

Emeril: "Wham Bam"... (Below threshold)

Emeril: "Wham Bam"

Me sake sake.... (Below threshold)
guido:

Me sake sake.

NBC's Green Week has little... (Below threshold)

NBC's Green Week has little to offer, while these are considered environmental substances. (Mammary-credits must be pre-approved by the "staff")

Kung Pao Wow!... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Kung Pao Wow!

Would You like some cream w... (Below threshold)
914:

Would You like some cream with Your coffee?

Scora! Scora! Scora!... (Below threshold)
914:

Scora! Scora! Scora!

Larry Flynt enters the worl... (Below threshold)

Larry Flynt enters the world of Competetive Eating.

Yes, I'd like the "Peek-ing... (Below threshold)
Paul:

Yes, I'd like the "Peek-ing Rice" please.

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Pretzel_Logic:
Confusion say: The opposit... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Confusion say: The opposite accommodates your frustration underneath a buried appetizer.

In a desperate effort to ge... (Below threshold)
FM:

In a desperate effort to get men to eat more healthy lunches, the Japanese government....

What sucks is you want more... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

What sucks is you want more titty a half hour later.

Rice, tempura and a side of... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Rice, tempura and a side of yellow fever.

"Foogoo me!"... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Foogoo me!"

"Tonight's secret Iron Chef... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Tonight's secret Iron Chef ingredient is....boobies!"

I can't stand chop sticks, ... (Below threshold)
Stephen Macklin:

I can't stand chop sticks, I'll just use my fingers.

I'd like the sushi lunch an... (Below threshold)
Stephen Macklin:

I'd like the sushi lunch and the happy ending please.

Me feed you long time.... (Below threshold)
Stephen Macklin:

Me feed you long time.

No soup for you!... (Below threshold)
Craig:

No soup for you!

Bill Clinton Thought Bubble... (Below threshold)
John:

Bill Clinton Thought Bubble: Wanna see my Quarter Pounder?

"yes."... (Below threshold)
Tim in PA:

"yes."

1st place winner of Japan's... (Below threshold)
914:

1st place winner of Japan's flat as a board beauty pageant

"Now son, when you finish e... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Now son, when you finish everything that's in your bowl, then you get dessert."

"I'm just glad Bill wasn't ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I'm just glad Bill wasn't invited," said Mrs. Clinton of the $1500-a-plate fund-raising dinner.

Wife: "What did you for lun... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Wife: "What did you for lunch today, hon?"

Husband: "Oh, I went out and ate Chinese."

Wife: "That's nice."

"I'm sorry, I just can't ta... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I'm sorry, I just can't taste the difference between Chinese and Japanese."

"I'd like one of order of t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I'd like one of order of tempura nipples to go, thank you."

Hey! What's on the panties ... (Below threshold)

Hey! What's on the panties part?

Well well... it turns out t... (Below threshold)

Well well... it turns out that Warren Buffet reads TIME Magazine after all.

Runchtime at Victolia's Sec... (Below threshold)
guido:

Runchtime at Victolia's Seclet

Paris Hilton -- "That's hot... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Paris Hilton -- "That's hot."

(ouch!)

Coffee, Tea or Me?... (Below threshold)
tom:

Coffee, Tea or Me?

And here we have the winner... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And here we have the winners of the last 2 Wizbang Caption contests. Of course you cant see them because they are still hidden.

Sticky rice...... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Sticky rice...

I think you will like this ... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

I think you will like this place. I've eaten here before.

All you can eat?... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

All you can eat?

"Hmmmm... I wonder what Jes... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"Hmmmm... I wonder what Jessica Cutler would model."

Hey, a twofer!Here... (Below threshold)

Hey, a twofer!

Here's my pshop entry.

Thanks, Rodney, for the h/t.

They call this the Bill Cli... (Below threshold)
retired military:

They call this the Bill Clinton Model. Partially white, partially black, always have holes to put things in, covers up things both big and small, and when uncovered always makes Hillary mad as hell.

"Would you like your lunch ... (Below threshold)

"Would you like your lunch Sumo-sized?"

Speaking of Frank Zappa. H... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Speaking of Frank Zappa. Here's the titties now where's the beer?

Sake to me!... (Below threshold)
Craig:

Sake to me!

When the usual breast prost... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

When the usual breast prosthesis will not do, try bowls of rice and miso, too.

"And the right one I call M... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"And the right one I call Mabel"

Ms China prepares to demons... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Ms China prepares to demonstrate that chinese made toys are perfectly safe for human consumption.

Wi ordered the soup and ind... (Below threshold)

Wi ordered the soup and indulged wantonly

"...and today's special is ... (Below threshold)

"...and today's special is 50% off."

Free with every order a ben... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Free with every order a bento box butt attachment.

Trivial Pursuit question #1... (Below threshold)

Trivial Pursuit question #13639 - Besides claims of the internet what did Al Gore really invent?




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