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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 16, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hostesses pose for a photograph while dressed as Santa Claus at the after-party for the premiere of 'Fred Claus' in Los Angeles November 3, 2007. The movie opens in the U.S. on November 9. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)


Winners will be announced Monday morning. Sometime before then I'll catch up on past winners announcements...

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Comments (111)

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:04 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
guido:

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!

1. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:04

Who knew Santa's daughters ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by vader06 | November 16, 2007 7:09 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
vader06:

Who knew Santa's daughters were a bunch of Ho, Ho Hos...

2. Posted by vader06 | November 16, 2007 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:09

Santa sure got me what I wa... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa sure got me what I wanted for Christmas this year.

3. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:15

Fred Klaus "My younger brot... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Fred Klaus "My younger brother was always an overachiever!"

4. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:15

Boy to mother"Mom ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

Boy to mother

"Mom Mom I see the Vixens. WHere are all the other reindeers at?"

5. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:16

Santa shakes his head at hi... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa shakes his head at his brother Fred "I said Blitzen damn it Blitzen, not VIXENS"

6. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:17

Who said there is no joy in... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Who said there is no joy in Christmas anymore?

7. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:18

I really like what Santa's ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

I really like what Santa's putting in the Christmas stockings this year...

8. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:20

After his helpers went on a... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

After his helpers went on a job recruiting drive for more elves at his workshop, Santa was deluded with job applications.

9. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:20

This is why people envy 3 f... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

This is why people envy 3 foot tall elves.

10. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:21

Oooweeee. Santa's little he... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Oooweeee. Santa's little helpers is all growed up...

11. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:22

I'm pretty sure the tall on... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm pretty sure the tall one is Giuliani.

12. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:25

Don't wear those outfits ou... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by WildWillie | November 16, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Don't wear those outfits out in the...rain dear. ww

13. Posted by WildWillie | November 16, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:26

Hillary's campaign staff su... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary's campaign staff surprises her with an early Christmas present.

14. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:27

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan's ass. Reason number 27.

15. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:29

Red is the new black.... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Red is the new black.

16. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:33

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Tango | November 16, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Tango:

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the stage!
To the top of the pole!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away clothes!

17. Posted by Tango | November 16, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:42

The naughty list was short,... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The naughty list was short, but exquisite.

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:43

"Another surprise order for... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Another surprise order for 15 Old House Lane in Chappaqua, Santa."

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:44

'Twas the month before Chri... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 7 (19 votes cast)
guido:

'Twas the month before Christmas
And here in my house
I went to Wizbang
With the click of my mouse

And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But six gorgeous elves
At which I for over an hour did leer

With visions dancing in my head of what they could be exposin'
Left a lump in my drawers like a roll of cookie dough that's frozen

And I was heard to exclaim as off of my computer I did log
If it really makes you go blind then, Santa, bring me a seeing-eye dog!


20. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (19 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:44

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU st... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU stated their support for the right of free speech for the North Pole Dance. Developing

21. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:46

Who knew elves could be so ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who knew elves could be so hot?

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:54

I think we know who's been ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think we know who's been naughty...

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:55

Cause of Arctic ice cap mel... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by jim2 | November 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
jim2:

Cause of Arctic ice cap melting revealed

24. Posted by jim2 | November 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:58

Bill Clinton, eager to assi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Candy | November 16, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Candy:

Bill Clinton, eager to assist, holds super-secret Intern Interviews for Hillary's upcoming administration.

25. Posted by Candy | November 16, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:04

This is what happens when L... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This is what happens when Larry Flynt is executive producer of your Christmas parade.

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:23

It looks like the chimney w... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jim Gags | November 16, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

It looks like the chimney won't be the only thing Santa is coming down this Christmas!

27. Posted by Jim Gags | November 16, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:28

"On the sixth day of Christ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...."

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:30

Elven bachelor party or not... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Elven bachelor party or not, Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed.

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:30

Hey baby, want to see my Yu... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hey baby, want to see my Yule log?

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:31

DROOLTIDE GREETINGS<i... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

DROOLTIDE GREETINGS

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:32

Plastic boots and plastic h... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by ptg | November 16, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
ptg:

Plastic boots and plastic hat,
Sex for xmas is where its at.

32. Posted by ptg | November 16, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:33

Puss 'n Boots... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Puss 'n Boots

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:34

Staffers ordered carolers t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Staffers ordered carolers to sing outside of the office of Former President Bill Clinton " Merry Christmas Mr. Ex President...."

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:35

How a young Dennis Kucinich... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Craig | November 16, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Craig:

How a young Dennis Kucinich got the babes:

But Ma, I wanted an official Red Ryder, Carbine-action, 200-shot, range-model air rifle.

No... You'll shoot your eye out.

35. Posted by Craig | November 16, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:36

"I like to call them 'Santa... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I like to call them 'Santa's little Viagra.'" - Mrs. Claus.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:38

If Bill Clinton were Santa.... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If Bill Clinton were Santa...

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:40

Though Santa had made the m... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Though Santa had made the move entirely for business reasons, by Thanksgiving Mrs. Claus would reverse decision to outsource the elves jobs.

38. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:42

Able to obtain work only in... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Able to obtain work only in remote areas, Don Imus found himself only a few syllables from being canned again.

39. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:43

"No girls, you're supposed ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No girls, you're supposed to pull toys out of Santa's sack, not pull the sack."

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:45

"Yeah, those were the days ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Yeah, those were the days when they still called me 'Kris Kringle.'"

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up