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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 16, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hostesses pose for a photograph while dressed as Santa Claus at the after-party for the premiere of 'Fred Claus' in Los Angeles November 3, 2007. The movie opens in the U.S. on November 9. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)


Winners will be announced Monday morning. Sometime before then I'll catch up on past winners announcements...

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Comments (111)

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:04 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
guido:

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!

1. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:04

Who knew Santa's daughters ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by vader06 | November 16, 2007 7:09 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
vader06:

Who knew Santa's daughters were a bunch of Ho, Ho Hos...

2. Posted by vader06 | November 16, 2007 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:09

Santa sure got me what I wa... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa sure got me what I wanted for Christmas this year.

3. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:15

Fred Klaus "My younger brot... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Fred Klaus "My younger brother was always an overachiever!"

4. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:15

Boy to mother"Mom ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

Boy to mother

"Mom Mom I see the Vixens. WHere are all the other reindeers at?"

5. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:16

Santa shakes his head at hi... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa shakes his head at his brother Fred "I said Blitzen damn it Blitzen, not VIXENS"

6. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:17

Who said there is no joy in... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Who said there is no joy in Christmas anymore?

7. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:18

I really like what Santa's ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

I really like what Santa's putting in the Christmas stockings this year...

8. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:20

After his helpers went on a... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

After his helpers went on a job recruiting drive for more elves at his workshop, Santa was deluded with job applications.

9. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:20

This is why people envy 3 f... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

This is why people envy 3 foot tall elves.

10. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:21

Oooweeee. Santa's little he... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Oooweeee. Santa's little helpers is all growed up...

11. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:22

I'm pretty sure the tall on... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm pretty sure the tall one is Giuliani.

12. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:25

Don't wear those outfits ou... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by WildWillie | November 16, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Don't wear those outfits out in the...rain dear. ww

13. Posted by WildWillie | November 16, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:26

Hillary's campaign staff su... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary's campaign staff surprises her with an early Christmas present.

14. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:27

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan's ass. Reason number 27.

15. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:29

Red is the new black.... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Red is the new black.

16. Posted by fustian | November 16, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:33

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Tango | November 16, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Tango:

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the stage!
To the top of the pole!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away clothes!

17. Posted by Tango | November 16, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:42

The naughty list was short,... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The naughty list was short, but exquisite.

18. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:43

"Another surprise order for... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Another surprise order for 15 Old House Lane in Chappaqua, Santa."

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:44

'Twas the month before Chri... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 7 (19 votes cast)
guido:

'Twas the month before Christmas
And here in my house
I went to Wizbang
With the click of my mouse

And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But six gorgeous elves
At which I for over an hour did leer

With visions dancing in my head of what they could be exposin'
Left a lump in my drawers like a roll of cookie dough that's frozen

And I was heard to exclaim as off of my computer I did log
If it really makes you go blind then, Santa, bring me a seeing-eye dog!


20. Posted by guido | November 16, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (19 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:44

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU st... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU stated their support for the right of free speech for the North Pole Dance. Developing

21. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:46

Who knew elves could be so ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who knew elves could be so hot?

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:54

I think we know who's been ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think we know who's been naughty...

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:55

Cause of Arctic ice cap mel... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by jim2 | November 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
jim2:

Cause of Arctic ice cap melting revealed

24. Posted by jim2 | November 16, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 07:58

Bill Clinton, eager to assi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Candy | November 16, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Candy:

Bill Clinton, eager to assist, holds super-secret Intern Interviews for Hillary's upcoming administration.

25. Posted by Candy | November 16, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:04

This is what happens when L... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This is what happens when Larry Flynt is executive producer of your Christmas parade.

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:23

It looks like the chimney w... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jim Gags | November 16, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

It looks like the chimney won't be the only thing Santa is coming down this Christmas!

27. Posted by Jim Gags | November 16, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:28

"On the sixth day of Christ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...."

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:30

Elven bachelor party or not... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Elven bachelor party or not, Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed.

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:30

Hey baby, want to see my Yu... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hey baby, want to see my Yule log?

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:31

DROOLTIDE GREETINGS<i... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

DROOLTIDE GREETINGS

31. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:32

Plastic boots and plastic h... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by ptg | November 16, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
ptg:

Plastic boots and plastic hat,
Sex for xmas is where its at.

32. Posted by ptg | November 16, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:33

Puss 'n Boots... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Puss 'n Boots

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:34

Staffers ordered carolers t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Staffers ordered carolers to sing outside of the office of Former President Bill Clinton " Merry Christmas Mr. Ex President...."

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:35

How a young Dennis Kucinich... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Craig | November 16, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Craig:

How a young Dennis Kucinich got the babes:

But Ma, I wanted an official Red Ryder, Carbine-action, 200-shot, range-model air rifle.

No... You'll shoot your eye out.

35. Posted by Craig | November 16, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:36

"I like to call them 'Santa... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I like to call them 'Santa's little Viagra.'" - Mrs. Claus.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:38

If Bill Clinton were Santa.... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If Bill Clinton were Santa...

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:40

Though Santa had made the m... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Though Santa had made the move entirely for business reasons, by Thanksgiving Mrs. Claus would reverse decision to outsource the elves jobs.

38. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:42

Able to obtain work only in... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Able to obtain work only in remote areas, Don Imus found himself only a few syllables from being canned again.

39. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:43

"No girls, you're supposed ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No girls, you're supposed to pull toys out of Santa's sack, not pull the sack."

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:45

"Yeah, those were the days ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Yeah, those were the days when they still called me 'Kris Kringle.'"

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:47

"It's good ta be da king."<... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by ExSubNuke | November 16, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
ExSubNuke:

"It's good ta be da king."

42. Posted by ExSubNuke | November 16, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:50

The Burgermeister's latest ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Burgermeister's latest plan to eliminate toys in Sombertown was subtle but effective.

43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:51

So this is what caus... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So this is what caused Rudolph's nose to start glowing...

44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:53

Billy knew if he wanted eve... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 16, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Billy knew if he wanted everything on his list this year, milk and cookies just would not do.

45. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 16, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:53

It's good to be da Claus!</... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 16, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

It's good to be da Claus!

46. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 16, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:54

I always thought Santa look... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I always thought Santa looked suspiciously like Ron Jeremy.

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 16, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:55

Neiman Marcus scored a huge... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Neiman Marcus scored a huge holiday hit with their new Chirstmas fembots.

48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 08:56

"I swear, if one more guy a... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"I swear, if one more guy asks if they give egg nog..."

49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 16, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:00

Sources at the North Pole s... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 16, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Sources at the North Pole say that the new elves are the reason why Santa is staying home this year and outsourcing the delivery.

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 16, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:13

Here cums Santas Claus, her... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Here cums Santas Claus, here cums Santa Claus...

51. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 16, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:17

Wizbang Caption Contestants... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 16, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Wizbang Caption Contestants try to motivate Kevin to catch up on Last years entries!

52. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 16, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:28

I just clicked to see how m... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Lorie Byrd | November 16, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Lorie Byrd:

I just clicked to see how many captions included a reference to Bill Clinton. This batch of captions is really good. I'm glad I'm not judging this one.

53. Posted by Lorie Byrd | November 16, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:33

The Salvation Army said it ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Justrand | November 16, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Justrand:

The Salvation Army said it was unsure if the sudden increase in donations was due to a resurgence in Christian values in America...or it's new dress code.

54. Posted by Justrand | November 16, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:35

"Ask us out now guys, while... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 16, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Ask us out now guys, while we're in the giving mood."

55. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 16, 2007 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:39

INTRODUCING SANTAS NEWISTS ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 16, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Spurwing Plover:

NTRDCNG SNTS NWSTS HLPRS

56. Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 16, 2007 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 09:43

Naughty?... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 16, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Naughty?

Nice?

BOTH!

57. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 16, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 10:14

That ain't coal in them the... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by escape_from_DE | November 16, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
escape_from_DE:

That ain't coal in them there stockin's

58. Posted by escape_from_DE | November 16, 2007 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 10:23

In an effort to show a "sof... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Rick13 | November 16, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13:

In an effort to show a "softer" side, Hillary Clinton unveiled the Clinton Library's new Christmas display. Noting that "Bill had worked very hard on the final design!"

59. Posted by Rick13 | November 16, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 10:31

Snappy headed Hos... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by DANEgerus | November 16, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

Snappy headed Hos

60. Posted by DANEgerus | November 16, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 10:50

How about sending six of th... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 16, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
stan25[TypeKey Profile Page]:

How about sending six of those to my house? My pole needs polishing

61. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 16, 2007 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 10:56

Bill Clinton had a few cond... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by john1v6 | November 16, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
john1v6:

Bill Clinton had a few conditions before he would agree to play Santa at the mall

62. Posted by john1v6 | November 16, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 11:18

Jingle balls jingle balls j... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by 914 | November 16, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

Jingle balls jingle balls jinglin all the way

oh what fun these babes would be in red n black lingerie

63. Posted by 914 | November 16, 2007 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 11:21

Who says global warming suc... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Mikey60 | November 16, 2007 11:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Who says global warming sucks?

64. Posted by Mikey60 | November 16, 2007 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 11:55

Cut and Run democrats try t... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by JAT | November 16, 2007 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Cut and Run democrats try to distract Republicans during a roll call vote on their latest attempt to pass legislation to end the war in Iraq.

65. Posted by JAT | November 16, 2007 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 12:46

The Dimocratic Presidential... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Neophyte Pundit | November 16, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Neophyte Pundit:

The Dimocratic Presidential Candidates line up for the latest CNN Political Debate to answer questions regarding new taxes...Can you say income redistribution?

66. Posted by Neophyte Pundit | November 16, 2007 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 12:47

Let's See. . .Naughty. . Na... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Deathlok | November 16, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Deathlok:

Let's See. . .Naughty. . Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. . . . . . . .NICE!

67. Posted by Deathlok | November 16, 2007 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 13:18

"... and, if you're ver... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jim Addison | November 16, 2007 1:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

"... and, if you're very, very good ..."

68. Posted by Jim Addison | November 16, 2007 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 13:45

If you could see this photo... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by bRight&Early | November 16, 2007 2:11 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
bRight&Early:

If you could see this photo from the other side you would know just how cold it is.

69. Posted by bRight&Early | November 16, 2007 2:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 14:11

He's makin His list <... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | November 16, 2007 2:17 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

He's makin His list

He's checkin it twice

He's gonna find out

Who's naughty who's nice

Panty Claus is comin to town

70. Posted by 914 | November 16, 2007 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 14:17

Blonde Santa thought bubble... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Timmer | November 16, 2007 2:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Timmer:

Blonde Santa thought bubble: I don't care if I am the odd girl out, I'm not doing the creepy bald guy."

71. Posted by Timmer | November 16, 2007 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 14:33

Has anyone seen Saint Nicho... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by McCain | November 16, 2007 2:39 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
McCain:

Has anyone seen Saint Nicholass?

72. Posted by McCain | November 16, 2007 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 14:39

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Murdoc [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 16, 2007 4:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Murdoc[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

73. Posted by Murdoc [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 16, 2007 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 16:08

But I heard him exclaim, er... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Falze | November 16, 2007 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO SIX OF YOU A VERY GOOD-NIGHT."

74. Posted by Falze | November 16, 2007 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 16:28

Even the innocent Mrs. Clau... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 4:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Even the innocent Mrs. Claus could tell Santa had intentions of coming more than once a year.

75. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 16:56

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

76. Posted by rodney dill | November 16, 2007 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:08

"When what to my wondering ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Giacomo | November 16, 2007 5:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a lineup of cuties with nice little rears."

77. Posted by Giacomo | November 16, 2007 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:19

When Santa talks about his ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

When Santa talks about his Little Helpers, he ain't talking about Viagra.

78. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:22

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! No... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer! Oh yes, Prancer! Ooooo naughty, naughty Prancer! Don't you ever stop, Prancer! Yes! Yes! Yessssssss....!"

79. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:26

"Say, honey. You know that ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Say, honey. You know that PS3 I wanted this year...."

80. Posted by Peter F. | November 16, 2007 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:30

...and on the 7th day GOD r... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by timmytimtim | November 16, 2007 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
timmytimtim:

...and on the 7th day GOD rested

81. Posted by timmytimtim | November 16, 2007 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 17:58

The owner of wizbangblog ha... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The owner of wizbangblog has gone to the extreme lengths of getting assistance from Santa's helpers to identify the winners of the last three Caption contests. He was heard to say "Hey it's a tough job but someone has to do it."

Please note he has not been since this photo was taken. I wonder why?"

82. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:41

Picture with Santa - $5... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Picture with Santa - $5

Picture with Santa's helpers - $10

Being a 3 foot tall elf around these helpers - Priceless


83. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:42

Rules1. Only chil... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Rules

1. Only children 12 and under allowed. Picture ID may be required. (Note - If you have facial hair don't even try it)

2. No! Santa's helpers cannot sit on your lap.

3. You can tell Santa you want one of his helpers for a Christmas gift but if truth be told if you were Santa would you give them away to someone else.

84. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:42

The "Santa's Girls of Wonde... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The "Santa's Girls of Wonderland" edition smashed all previous records for Christmas calendar sales.

85. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:43

What is missing from... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:


What is missing from t his picture ? Me

86. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:44

When asked at last night's ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

When asked at last night's debate about Christmas Hillary once again proved her cluelessness with her answer.
"I just dont get it. I dont care for Christmas all that much but Bill just loves it."

87. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:45

Hillary - "What do you want... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary - "What do you want for Christmas this year Bill"

Bill - "umm elves. A half dozen will do nicely."

88. Posted by retired military | November 16, 2007 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 18:51

RNC sends Bill Clinton a Ch... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by MunDane | November 16, 2007 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

RNC sends Bill Clinton a Christmas present...

89. Posted by MunDane | November 16, 2007 7:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:00

Six reasons why Santa is so... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Six reasons why Santa is so jolly.

90. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:02

North Pole Dancers... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

North Pole Dancers

91. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:08

Santa sends six of his help... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Santa sends six of his helpers out to search for the results of the last Wizbang caption contest.

92. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:14

The reason Santa can go all... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by John | November 16, 2007 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

The reason Santa can go all night without rest revealed.

93. Posted by John | November 16, 2007 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:14

"With helpers like these, w... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"With helpers like these, who needs Viagra?"
- Santa Claus

94. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 7:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 19:25

This is what you get when y... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

This is what you get when you cross Santa's workshop with the Playboy Mansion.

95. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 9:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 21:40

The hidden camera that Mrs.... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The hidden camera that Mrs. Claus installed in Santa's worshop reveals the reason why Santa likes to play with his elves.

96. Posted by Dodo David | November 16, 2007 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 16, 2007 21:55

"Umm, honey? I know what I ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Hodink | November 17, 2007 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Umm, honey? I know what I want for Christmas now."

97. Posted by Hodink | November 17, 2007 12:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 00:42

OK, Which one of you elves ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 17, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

OK, Which one of you elves gave Santa a snowjob

98. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 17, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 09:12

This holiday the DNC brings... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by rodney dill | November 17, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

This holiday the DNC brings you their newest musical Extraganza, Capital Flakes with
Hillary Rodham Clinton as s'NO Queen
Bill Clinton as the penquin, Happy Pants
Monica Lewinski as Snowjob
Speaker Pelosi as GlacierFace
Dennis Kucinich as the Flakinator
Charles Rangel as the bi-Polar Bear
Rep. William jefferson as Mr. Deepfreeze
Special guest appearance by Marion "Snowman" Barry as himself.

99. Posted by rodney dill | November 17, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 09:19

And this just in. Bill Cli... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by retired military | November 17, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And this just in. Bill Clinton has decided to move his offices to the North Pole for reasons unknown. It is thought that he may wish to see the effects of global warming with his own eyes but this has not been confirmed by his offices.

100. Posted by retired military | November 17, 2007 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 09:31

Earl could hardly wait for ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by rodney dill | November 17, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Earl could hardly wait for what the Seventh Day of Christmas might bring.

101. Posted by rodney dill | November 17, 2007 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 09:31

Santa decided this year to ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 17, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Santa decided this year to put the ass back in Christmas.

102. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 17, 2007 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 10:23

Jingle bells, Look at those... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired military | November 17, 2007 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Jingle bells, Look at those elves,
Red Leather all the way;
Oh how Bill CLinton would like to ride
With these elves all the live long day.

103. Posted by retired military | November 17, 2007 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 13:42

"The Polar regions are cold... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Chris coultas | November 17, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chris coultas:

"The Polar regions are cold if those ladies are not careful they're going to get chapped lips"

104. Posted by Chris coultas | November 17, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 15:48

Ho, Ho, Ho, and G'day Mate!... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Nylda | November 17, 2007 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Ho, Ho, Ho, and G'day Mate!

105. Posted by Nylda | November 17, 2007 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 17:39

Christmas Eve kickoff celeb... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Lamedusa | November 17, 2007 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lamedusa:

Christmas Eve kickoff celebration of Australia's alternate website "Santa's Little Helpers Gone Mild."

106. Posted by Lamedusa | November 17, 2007 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 17, 2007 19:08

Al Gore "And this proof fro... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by retired military | November 18, 2007 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Al Gore "And this proof from the North Pole shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that Global Warming is real and the world as we know it is over"

107. Posted by retired military | November 18, 2007 12:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2007 00:02

Any wonder why Santa stays ... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 2:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
La Mano:

Any wonder why Santa stays at the North Pole 364 days out of the year?

108. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 2:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2007 02:06

Now THAT'S how to staff a w... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 2:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
La Mano:

Now THAT'S how to staff a workshop.

109. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 2:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2007 02:06

Santa adds new reindears. ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
La Mano:

Santa adds new reindears.

Now Darla! Now, Payton and Vickie!
On, Connie! On, Donna and Brittany!

110. Posted by La Mano | November 18, 2007 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 18, 2007 11:41

Fellatio Navidad!... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by rodney dill | November 18, 2007 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Fellatio Navidad!

111. Posted by rodney dill | November 18, 2007 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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