I've got a lot of past caption contest winners to annouce... Here are the winners for the October 26th Weekend Caption Contest™. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "There but for my Austrian birth go I."

2) (fustian) - "Turns out that Schwarzenegger glares were responsible for two of the fires..."

3) (Jay Wills) - "Cowboy beans for lunch again, eh?"

4) (Peter F.) - "On the next 'Iron Chef': Chef Arnold takes on Chef George. The secret ingredient....blackened California!"

5) (Rodney Dill) - "Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"

6) (Shelby) - "You brought Code Pink so I brought the Terminator. Any questions?"

The Readers Choice Award went to Shelby's sixth place entry.