And the little piggies said "Wii, Wii, Wii" all the way home...

Showing the kind of innovation they are known for, Microsoft introduces a new game console. The "Mii".

What did one hooker say to another hooker?

That is a lot of Wii Wiis

Details of Hillary's fundraising efforts and Bill's extramarital exploits were found documented in a strange yep aptly named place.

If it's going to be a "Wii" in the stocking, I'd rather it be last week's stockings...

The "Wii" is Nintendo's number one console. For number two, they're going with the name "Puup".

It looks like Obama's realized the futility of running against Hillary and has gotten himself a real job.

"W!!". What's Obama doing with all that old Bush campaign literature?

"Wii, Wii"
(Whack)"No, Put your arms over your head and say, 'wah, wah,'"

James Bond knew this mission was extremely critical as his boss had placed double emphasis on it.

Wee for Wii. Employees struggle to keep games and consoles stocked amiss the holiday shopping season.

Because it is not fair that game consoles go only to the children of the wealthy, Hillary has promised "Universal Wii-Care".

You'll still pay, but the government will decide who gets them.

"Wii" is Japanese for "mind control".

Their new personal game console is called the "Iii"

Considering all the physical activity this thing causes, does the price include CO2 offsets or do you have to plant the cardboard box in the back yard?

Increased aggressive shopping/store rage compelled law enforcement and WalMart collaborate with on-site dental records to speed identification of shoppers crushed in stampedes for this season's hottest items.

I'm sorry sir, it appears you are indeed on the Naughty List - you may only purchase a copy of Madden NFL Football '96 and a Nintendo64.

Only 32 more days of "Can I see your Wii joystick?" cracks until Christmas...

I don't care how fast these things are flying off the shelves, if Krugman says the economy is wallowing then the economy is wallowing.

Wii want your money.

Grand Theft Election: Chappaquiddick - features sylistic themes but is only fun for very long if you play as the kinda retarded youngest brother.

Now lets see which wii goes where.

Wii shall overcome!

Wii-B'-Toys was soon sued by another large toy chain.

The new Mexican-designed !M! game console prepares to ship, in spite of some minor printing errors on the Microsoft product's packaging.

Despite best efforts, the Mexican knockoff "!!M" console didn't achieve the same sales as the Wii

Wii the people, in order to form a more perfect gaming environment ...

The new game console for the Baby Boomer generation... the Mii!!!

Democrats' employ Wii plan for securing votes - Wanton illegal immigration.

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Belated Happy Thanksgiving everyone. God is good.

strike the apostrophe please.

*sigh* I could be home sleeping off the rest of yesterday's turkey. Instead, I'm at work because of all these Wii-tards who haven't discovered online shopping.

Wii represent the hypnotized kids the hypnotized kids the hypnotized kids

And in the name of the hypnotized kidsss

Wii wish to welcome You to funco land

Wow Wii!

"But mom, I wanted a Wii, not a iiM!"

Hillary Clinton was as "surprised as you are" that a large cache of Wii's was found in the basement of the Clinton library and massage parlor Tuesday.

John Edwards wanted a staffer to wait in line at Walmart for one of these, too.

"Wii" = the sound American parents make after seeing their fat kids move their arms for the first time while playing a video game instead of just their thumbs.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Sarkozy buys miniaturized Wii on way back to France. Wee Wii Oui all the way home.

"Hey clerk, do you have one with a Spanish manual?"
"Sii"

International symbol for Segway riders encountering a bumpy road.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.

"Why can't Wii be friends, why can't Wii be friends?"

"Wii! Wii!"

"No! It's Ni! Ni! Try it again, Bedevere, and have you found a shubbery?"

Clerk, do you have one with a French manual?"

Ouii, Ouii!

The rarely seen underground bunker of the nerd species Geekus Survivalistus.

All your base are belong to Wii.

Its all Mii.

Wii're #1

The double emphatic M model did not sell as well as the Nintendo original.

Wii-mote contwol sold separately.

Every time a Wii rings up, another gym teacher throws up.

Short of gift ideas? Showcasing popular games that Democrats can now play on the Wii:

Out the Operative

Your quest is to gather the names of secret U.S. operatives and leak their identities to the New York Times for publication. Bonus points if a U.S. operative gets killed.

Biff the Surrender Monkey

Biff must gather the materials for assembling a white flag, and then take the flag from his own camp to the enemy camp. Biff sustains his health by eating blocks of cheese found along the way. Biffs' health diminishes when he encounters the virtues of honor or courage. On those occasions, he must eat the cheese to reinstate his health.

Leech Metamorphosis

First, the player morphs from a village worker to a giant leech in his or her sleep. The leech must find a friendly village magistrate to order the workers in the village to supply you, the leech, with blood. Hurry, your life depends on it

Reveal the Racist

There are racists in every crowd. It is your job to determine who the racists are by asking questions, or by observation. Is she a Rush Limbaugh listener? Racist! See a copy of Ann Coulter's book in someone's possession? Racist! A Republican bumper sticker on the car? You're getting the idea!

HA HA HA!!!

ALL YOUR WII BELONG TO US!!

WOPR: "Shall Wii play a game?"

Of course, I had to pay extra for the "!!M" collectors version, but I'm worth it...

Wii The People

Confucius say where there a Wii, there also a Vii.

"Wii" is Japanese for "All your children are belong to us!".

Wii are the world
Wii are the children
Wii are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice Wii're making
Wii're saving our own lives
It's true Wii'll make a better day
Just you and Wii

Ohhhhhhh ......... ahhhhhh ....... he found my Wii-spot.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.