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Comments (114)
I said POP open the truck; ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I said POP open the truck; not POT ON THE TRUNK. ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 07:32
2. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Florida troopers getting ready for Bill Clintons security detail. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:33
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Police asked the person who lost their marijuana to please come forward and claim it.
They also added, "please hurry because Time Is Going By Really Really Really Really Really Slow'"
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:33
4. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
The mystery of why cops love donuts has been solved. ww
4. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:34 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:34
5. Posted by jc | November 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
It must be that time of year, California's Octokerfest!
5. Posted by jc | November 30, 2007 7:35 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:35
6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Duuuudeeee, That's Not Our Car Man!!!
6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 7:41 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:41
7. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ditchweed: never pick more than you can hide.
7. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:42 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 07:42
8. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Democrat 'plants' were confiscated by the police following the CNN-YouTube debate.
8. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:43 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:43
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Looks like the Bandit's hauling something far more interesting than Coors this trip.
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52
10. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Arizona State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."
10. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52
11. Posted by LaMedusa | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
My other car is a bag of fertilizer!
11. Posted by LaMedusa | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52
12. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lets get this right
"The Arkansas State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."
12. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:53 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 07:53
13. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I would give them an A for effort and an F for execution"
The Police commissioner commenting on the efforts of some of the officers in his department trying to raise money for Toys for Tots."
13. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:56
14. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Marion Barry's running for office again?
14. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:58
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free!
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 07:58
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Finally, a farm subsidy bill Ron Paul supporters can get behind
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:01 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:01
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Ricky Williams littering ticket gets another look.
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:03 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:03
18. Posted by Matt | November 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cities new Bio-Fuels program just doesn't seem to be working out.
18. Posted by Matt | November 30, 2007 8:07 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:07
19. Posted by SarahConnor2 | November 30, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."
19. Posted by SarahConnor2 | November 30, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:10
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swear officer, it's just biomass I'm using to make environmentally friendly ethanol!
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:14 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:14
21. Posted by Craig | November 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Hey Fonzie
I think we found Potsie
21. Posted by Craig | November 30, 2007 8:19 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:19
22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barney and sheriff Taylor still weren't sure what was in the bags....
22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:26
23. Posted by Weegie | November 30, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swear to God, Chief, I was just about ready to take it all to the evidence locker.
23. Posted by Weegie | November 30, 2007 8:29 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:29
24. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jay and Silent Bob meet Police Academy.
24. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:32
25. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!
25. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:34
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
State police se at fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:39
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry-
State police set a fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:40
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Don't bogart that cruiser.
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:41
29. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey man, Florida law enforcement faces some groovy new challenges as the Woodstock generation reaches retirement.
29. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:41
30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
" . . . then suddenly, the 2000 'Hanging Chad' incident made sense."
30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:45
31. Posted by Jabba the Tutt![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cops always have the best shit.
31. Posted by Jabba the Tutt![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 8:46 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:46
32. Posted by physics geek | November 30, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Questioners from the recent CNN debate are given a police escort for their trip home.
32. Posted by physics geek | November 30, 2007 8:48 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:48
33. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Florida Board of Tourism invites you to come and visit the Magic Kingdom.
33. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:51
34. Posted by Falze | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Great. A Caption Contest full of people taking pot shots at the State Police.
34. Posted by Falze | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:51
35. Posted by Imhotep | November 30, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The reason this officer could not back his car into place like the other police became evident after a quick search of the cruiser.
35. Posted by Imhotep | November 30, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 08:53
36. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Florida office of the ATF has authorized the use of medicinal marijuana to ease the pain of the Miami Dolphin's fans.....In other news, the Miami Dolphins today reported a 4000% spike in season ticket sales.
36. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:57 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 08:57
37. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 30, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Let's roll!"
37. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 30, 2007 9:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:00
38. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"So I pulled him over going 18 in a 55 and he's like, "Duuude, I wasn't speeding..."
38. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:02 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:02
39. Posted by mikey60 | November 30, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The schnazberries taste like shnazberries....
39. Posted by mikey60 | November 30, 2007 9:03 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:03
40. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I blame Global Warming.
40. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:04
41. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're gonna lay down in the station, mama, and get a good buzz on."
41. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 09:04
42. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did the Coral Reefer Band play here last night?
42. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:05 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 09:05
43. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stay out the Bushes!
43. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:06
44. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The captain believed his instructions were quite clear when he asked his troopers to decorate the station with a few potted plants.
44. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:23 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:23
45. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
California State Ex-Gov Jerry Brown finally has a new luxury car that he can drive.
45. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:29 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 09:29
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Car 54 where are you????"
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 9:30 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:30
47. Posted by Mike | November 30, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Today Florida introduces the first phase of its new Green Government program, the carbon-neutral Chia Highway Patrol Car.
47. Posted by Mike | November 30, 2007 9:30 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:30
48. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New meaning for : Rolling Stoned!
48. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:32 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 09:32
49. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Looks like Jeb Bush is cleaning out his office!
49. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:40 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:40
50. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton still trying to shake an old story: "Yes, but I did not inhale!"
50. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:42
51. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bush 41 to his sons: "Now cut that out!"
51. Posted by JAT | November 30, 2007 9:42 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:42
52. Posted by THC | November 30, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
They tried to put it in the trunk but it was full of Doritos.
52. Posted by THC | November 30, 2007 9:48 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:48
53. Posted by sean nyc/aa | November 30, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Honey, I picked up our Christmas tree while on duty today. And it'll be a lot more fun burning it after the holiday."
53. Posted by sean nyc/aa | November 30, 2007 9:56 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 09:56
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Breaking: Two state troopers under investigation for harassment after arrest of Mexican drug smuggler.
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:18
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
More Hillary plants discovered.
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:19
56. Posted by JLawson | November 30, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Needing additional funds, the Department decided on a parking lot sale to get rid of stuff that just was cluttering the office...
56. Posted by JLawson | November 30, 2007 10:25 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 10:25
57. Posted by Cody Johnson | November 30, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
In other news today State Police were caught bagging pot. When approached upon the accusation the accused officers retorted, "Well, that was a pot shot. Haven't you ever heard of lawn clippings man."
57. Posted by Cody Johnson | November 30, 2007 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:28
58. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | November 30, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Broken Lizard prepares to film Super Troopers 2 by stocking up co-star Willie Nelson's trailer.
58. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | November 30, 2007 10:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:35
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's for personal use.
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:39
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 30, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those cops need to get out of the lawn care business and get back to catching crooks.
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 30, 2007 10:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:44
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Scientific study shows that an ordinary adult must smoke this much marijuana in a 24-hour period to equal the number of dead brain cells in the average Democrat voter.
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:45 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:45
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Trooper grew suspicious when the suspect referred to them as "the fuzz."
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:49 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:49
63. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 30, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Leaders of the State Police Union prepare for their trip to next year's Democrat Convention.
63. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 30, 2007 10:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:49
64. Posted by Gmac | November 30, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Taking pot shots at the FHP became much easier after they decorated their cars with some of the local greenery.
64. Posted by Gmac | November 30, 2007 10:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:51
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Make the above plural please - "Troopers"
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:51 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:51
66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cops hit jackpot in Wizbang Blue raid.
66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:55
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
We knew something was up when we saw the Ron Paul bumper sticker...
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 30, 2007 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 10:58
68. Posted by stan25![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The props for the new Cheech and Chong movie "Up In Smoke 2"
68. Posted by stan25![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 11:08 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 11:08
69. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 30, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son to father at arrest scene: "It's just a little pot!"
69. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 30, 2007 11:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 11:21
70. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 30, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"That's a lot of pot," he remarked doobiously.
70. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 30, 2007 11:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 11:28
71. Posted by john1v6 | November 30, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Police Academy applications tripled after the new medical benefits package was announced
71. Posted by john1v6 | November 30, 2007 11:34 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 11:34
72. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jamaica
Let's get together and feel alright
72. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 11:44
73. Posted by Abigail | November 30, 2007 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Florida Highway Patrol police department's misinterpretation of what it means to "go green" has thus far had disastrous results. In other news, Frito Lay stock jumped 12% in two days.
73. Posted by Abigail | November 30, 2007 11:49 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 11:49
74. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 30, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm. Bob Dylan was right.
74. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 30, 2007 11:54 AM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 11:54
75. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Florida Police unveil their new 'green' car.
75. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 12:22
76. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Willie Nelson will be giving a surprise performance this weekend....
76. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 12:23 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 12:23
77. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oddly enough, the emissions test involves hippies running behind the car.
77. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:25 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 12:25
78. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the new police cars on the road, the average speed of the Florida driver went from 65mph to 15mph.
78. Posted by Peter F. | November 30, 2007 12:33 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 12:33
79. Posted by Timmer | November 30, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another weekend at Snoop Dawg's, next time on "Cribs."
79. Posted by Timmer | November 30, 2007 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 12:37
80. Posted by skymuse | November 30, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
so THAT's why they're called "smokies"....
80. Posted by skymuse | November 30, 2007 1:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 13:05
81. Posted by Tango | November 30, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Guess who has incinerator duty this week" said a smiling FSP Trooper Mike Pugh as he returned from a trip to the local 7-Eleven with a bag full of chips, Cheez-Whiz and pickles. "Got to have the pickles," he said with a wink.
81. Posted by Tango | November 30, 2007 1:07 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 13:07
82. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cheech and Chong were arrested again this morning over what their spokesman describe as "a minute amount of marijuana""
82. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 1:48 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 13:48
83. Posted by BillG | November 30, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore III attempts to follow in his fathers footsteps by advocating a "Greener" lifestyle.
83. Posted by BillG | November 30, 2007 1:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 13:51
84. Posted by stan25![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The massive haul of pot by the cops has Clintons all in a dither. Now where can Bill get his daily did not inhale fix?
84. Posted by stan25![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| November 30, 2007 2:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 30, 2007 14:22
85. Posted by marc | November 30, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sarg, the damn taser misfired, sorry."
"If you give it back I can rid the station of those treehugging protesters camped out front."
85. Posted by marc | November 30, 2007 2:26 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 14:26
86. Posted by trappedinmn | November 30, 2007 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wizbang's Self Answering Caption Contest:
The very next headline has it:
"Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant"
86. Posted by trappedinmn | November 30, 2007 3:10 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:10
87. Posted by tacitblue | November 30, 2007 3:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Admiral Ackbar says: "It's a trap!"
87. Posted by tacitblue | November 30, 2007 3:12 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:12
88. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 30, 2007 3:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A funny thing happened on the way to the Kos Konvention.
88. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 30, 2007 3:30 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:30
89. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 30, 2007 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I dont know about the rest of you,but this picture is making me hungry.
89. Posted by Vegas Vic | November 30, 2007 3:39 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:39
90. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn!! wish I would have ran across them? thought they were bag's of trash for the adopt a highway thingy?
90. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 3:45 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:45
91. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean Penn must have lost these when He passed thru on the way back from uncle Fidel's place.
91. Posted by 914 | November 30, 2007 3:48 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:48
92. Posted by Steven L. | November 30, 2007 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Worst. Undercover. Sting. Ever.
92. Posted by Steven L. | November 30, 2007 3:56 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:56
93. Posted by Steven L. | November 30, 2007 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow. Time flies. Is it already re-election time for Mayor Barry?"
93. Posted by Steven L. | November 30, 2007 3:57 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 15:57
94. Posted by fustian | November 30, 2007 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That one trunkfull is worth more than the entire opening weeks take from Redacted.
94. Posted by fustian | November 30, 2007 4:15 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 16:15
95. Posted by La Mano | November 30, 2007 4:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Looking for younger Trooper candidates, a new image is revealed for the "Highway" Patrol.
95. Posted by La Mano | November 30, 2007 4:57 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 16:57
96. Posted by Steve G. | November 30, 2007 5:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
California Highway Patrol try out their new urban camouflage kit.
96. Posted by Steve G. | November 30, 2007 5:19 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 17:19
97. Posted by Nylda | November 30, 2007 5:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All we did was spill a little Miracle Grow in the back seat, Sarge.
97. Posted by Nylda | November 30, 2007 5:36 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 17:36
98. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the latest Christmas gift craze sweeping the nation, the Chia Car.
98. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 5:57 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 17:57
99. Posted by ijosha | November 30, 2007 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note the license plate, '0763'...
House Bill 763 (HB 763) of the Florida House of Representatives: "Mandatory Employee Paid Sick Leave" [General Bill by Bendross-Mindingall (Co-Sponsors) Bucher; Taylor]
Creates "Florida Paid Sick Leave Act"; requires minimum level of sick leave accrual; provides accrual determination methodology; delineates guaranteed sick leave uses & reasonable determination of such leave; requires employer to provide notice of sick leave accrual & guaranteed use & employee rights to employees; provides methods for such notice; requires that AWI provide posters to aid employer; prohibits retaliatory personnel action or discrimination related to provisions of act; provides for civil penalties & other relief; provides for action by AG; provides for tolling of civil action; provides for class action suits; requires confidentiality & nondisclosure; encourages more generous leave policies; provides severability.
... Coincidence? I think not.
99. Posted by ijosha | November 30, 2007 6:15 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 18:15
100. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 6:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"And this just in. Willie Nelson was arrested today for trying to steal a State Police car. Details are still forthcoming."
100. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 6:28 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 18:28
101. Posted by Dodo David | November 30, 2007 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
High-way Patrol
101. Posted by Dodo David | November 30, 2007 6:46 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 18:46
102. Posted by Dodo David | November 30, 2007 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Breaking News: Florida Highway Patrol officers Cheech and Chong arrested for taking the word Highway too literally. Details at Eleven."
102. Posted by Dodo David | November 30, 2007 7:56 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 19:56
103. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
Mary Janie's got a gun
Mary Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run...
♫
103. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 10:39 PM |
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Posted on November 30, 2007 22:39
104. Posted by Joel | December 1, 2007 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ch-ch-ch-chia, ch-ch-ch-chia cop car....
104. Posted by Joel | December 1, 2007 12:22 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 00:22
105. Posted by Steven Foley | December 1, 2007 1:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant!
105. Posted by Steven Foley | December 1, 2007 1:16 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 01:16
106. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure."
106. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 10:23 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 10:23
107. Posted by Proof | December 1, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
State Troopers confiscate pom poms from the Florida State "Happy Cheerleaders"!
107. Posted by Proof | December 1, 2007 12:45 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 12:45
108. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Fuzz And The Buzz."
108. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 1:15 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 13:15
109. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Call Shotgun!"
109. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2007 2:26 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 14:26
110. Posted by rodney dill | December 1, 2007 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
POT'S STOP
110. Posted by rodney dill | December 1, 2007 6:03 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 18:03
111. Posted by Porkopolis | December 1, 2007 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The approximate amount of weed you'd have to smoke to stop laughing at the promise that, "Winners will be announced Monday morning."
111. Posted by Porkopolis | December 1, 2007 9:44 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 21:44
112. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2007 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Spiccoli's wet dream!
112. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2007 10:42 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 22:42
113. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2007 10:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude! bum Me some doobage
113. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2007 10:45 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2007 22:45
114. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| December 3, 2007 2:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. This weekends festivities are over, but never fear, a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.
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| December 3, 2007 2:04 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2007 02:04