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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 30, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


This photo provided by the Florida Highway Patrol shows a State Police cruiser covered with bags of marijuana Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007. The Florida Highway Patrol says anyone missing two big bags of pot can call their Tampa area office. A crew picking up litter from along Interstate 4 near Tuesday morning made an unusual find: two big plastic garbage bags stuffed with freshly harvested marijuana. (AP Photo/Florida Highway Patrol)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. This weekends festivities are over, but never fear, a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.

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Comments (114)

I said POP open the truck; ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

I said POP open the truck; not POT ON THE TRUNK. ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:32

The Florida troopers gettin... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The Florida troopers getting ready for Bill Clintons security detail. ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:33

Police asked the person who... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Police asked the person who lost their marijuana to please come forward and claim it.

They also added, "please hurry because Time Is Going By Really Really Really Really Really Slow'"

3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 30, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:33

The mystery of why cops lov... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The mystery of why cops love donuts has been solved. ww

4. Posted by WildWillie | November 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:34

It must be that time of yea... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by jc | November 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
jc:

It must be that time of year, California's Octokerfest!

5. Posted by jc | November 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:35

Duuuudeeee, That's Not Our ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Duuuudeeee, That's Not Our Car Man!!!

6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:41

Ditchweed: never pick more ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ptg:

Ditchweed: never pick more than you can hide.

7. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:42

Democrat 'plants' were conf... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
ptg:

Democrat 'plants' were confiscated by the police following the CNN-YouTube debate.

8. Posted by ptg | November 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:43

Looks like the Bandit's hau... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Looks like the Bandit's hauling something far more interesting than Coors this trip.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52

"The Arizona State Police c... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"The Arizona State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."

10. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52

My other car is a ba... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by LaMedusa | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

My other car is a bag of fertilizer!

11. Posted by LaMedusa | November 30, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:52

Lets get this right<p... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Lets get this right

"The Arkansas State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."

12. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:53

"I would give them an A for... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

"I would give them an A for effort and an F for execution"

The Police commissioner commenting on the efforts of some of the officers in his department trying to raise money for Toys for Tots."

13. Posted by retired military | November 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:56

Marion Barry's running for ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Marion Barry's running for office again?

14. Posted by rodney dill | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:58

Gas, grass, or ass - nobody... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free!

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 07:58

Finally, a farm subsidy bil... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Finally, a farm subsidy bill Ron Paul supporters can get behind

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (16 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:01

Ricky Williams littering ti... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Ricky Williams littering ticket gets another look.

17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:03

The Cities new Bio-Fuels pr... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Matt | November 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

The Cities new Bio-Fuels program just doesn't seem to be working out.

18. Posted by Matt | November 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:07

"On the second day of Chris... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by SarahConnor2 | November 30, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
SarahConnor2:

"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

19. Posted by SarahConnor2 | November 30, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:10

I swear officer, it's just ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I swear officer, it's just biomass I'm using to make environmentally friendly ethanol!

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 30, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:14

Hey FonzieI think we... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Craig | November 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Craig:

Hey Fonzie
I think we found Potsie

21. Posted by Craig | November 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:19

Barney and sheriff Taylor s... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Barney and sheriff Taylor still weren't sure what was in the bags....

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:26

I swear to God, Chief, I wa... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Weegie | November 30, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

I swear to God, Chief, I was just about ready to take it all to the evidence locker.

23. Posted by Weegie | November 30, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:29

Jay and Silent Bob meet Pol... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Jay and Silent Bob meet Police Academy.

24. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:32

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!

25. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 30, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:34

State police se at fundrais... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

State police se at fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:39

Sorry- State polic... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Sorry-

State police set a fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:40

Don't bogart that cruiser.<... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Don't bogart that cruiser.

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:41

Hey man, Florida law enforc... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Hey man, Florida law enforcement faces some groovy new challenges as the Woodstock generation reaches retirement.

29. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:41

" . . . then suddenly, the ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

" . . . then suddenly, the 2000 'Hanging Chad' incident made sense."

30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | November 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:45

Cops always have the best s... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jabba the Tutt [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 30, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jabba the Tutt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Cops always have the best shit.

31. Posted by Jabba the Tutt [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 30, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:46

Questioners from the recent... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by physics geek | November 30, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

Questioners from the recent CNN debate are given a police escort for their trip home.

32. Posted by physics geek | November 30, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:48

The Florida Board of Touris... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
guido:

The Florida Board of Tourism invites you to come and visit the Magic Kingdom.

33. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:51

Great. A Caption Contest f... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Falze | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Falze:

Great. A Caption Contest full of people taking pot shots at the State Police.

34. Posted by Falze | November 30, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:51

The reason this officer cou... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Imhotep | November 30, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imhotep:

The reason this officer could not back his car into place like the other police became evident after a quick search of the cruiser.

35. Posted by Imhotep | November 30, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:53

The Florida office of the A... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The Florida office of the ATF has authorized the use of medicinal marijuana to ease the pain of the Miami Dolphin's fans.....In other news, the Miami Dolphins today reported a 4000% spike in season ticket sales.

36. Posted by guido | November 30, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 08:57

"Let's roll!"... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 30, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Let's roll!"

37. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 30, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 09:00

"So I pulled him over going... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"So I pulled him over going 18 in a 55 and he's like, "Duuude, I wasn't speeding..."

38. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 09:02

The schnazberries taste lik... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by mikey60 | November 30, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
mikey60:

The schnazberries taste like shnazberries....

39. Posted by mikey60 | November 30, 2007 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 09:03

I blame Global Warming.... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

I blame Global Warming.

40. Posted by Eric | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 30, 2007 09:04

"We're gonna lay down in th... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"We're gonna lay down in the station, mama, and get a good buzz on."

41. Posted by Giacomo | November 30, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up