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Comments (108)
"Why, yes, I do have a wide... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Why, yes, I do have a wide stance. Does that turn you on?"
1. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:04 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:04
2. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Skippy The Bush Kangaroo And His Magic Refried Beans Save The World!"
2. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:05
3. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 7, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I got your Joey right here, pal!
3. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 7, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:05
4. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
In a stunning development, Al Gore was stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize and had to watch as it was awarded to a bunch of kangaroos...
4. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:10
5. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Dennis Kucinich was dismayed when he was informed that, according to Google, he was no longer the most famous flatulent marsupial in the world...
5. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:11
6. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"G'day (FRAP) Mate."
6. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:12
7. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Al Gore's new favorite animal: not only will its gas stop global warming, its pouch provides the perfect "lockbox" for Social Security.
7. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:13 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:13
8. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
8. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:14
9. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Kangaroo: "Pardon me... I don't fart."
9. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:14 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:14
10. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
...now Mr. Green Jeans on the other hand...
10. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:15
11. Posted by SilentStorm | December 7, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wait, my farts can help global warming? Sweet!
Makes up for that whole Crocodile Dundee fiasco, too!
11. Posted by SilentStorm | December 7, 2007 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:16
12. Posted by DSkinner | December 7, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Our savior!
12. Posted by DSkinner | December 7, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:17
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 7, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 7, 2007 8:23 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:23
14. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
(list in pouch)
save the cheerleader
save the world
14. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:33
15. Posted by harrison | December 7, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stop staring at my butt!
Pervert.
15. Posted by harrison | December 7, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:34
16. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
(well the strike out on 'save the world' worked in the preview window)
16. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:34
17. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney, I almost said "Ron Paul," but Dennis seemed more marsupial-like. Plus, he's a Vegan, so the odds are he's gassier.
Oh, one more:
Shown above: the bodyguard assigned to Rudy Giuliani's then-mistress during his trip to Australia, and whose services were billed to the New York City Aestheticians Licensing Board.
17. Posted by Hamish | December 7, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:35
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 7, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
That's one big jackrabbit.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 7, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:35
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sorry Al, there's not enough Viagra in the world to get me to mount a heifer.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:40
20. Posted by Nylda | December 7, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
And my sh*t don't stink either, Mate!
20. Posted by Nylda | December 7, 2007 8:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:41
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 7, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Will Obama's Marsupialism affect his run for the presidency?
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 7, 2007 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:43
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Screw loose environmentalists plead with kangaroo to screw ewes.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:43
23. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 7, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
You talkn' to ME?
23. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 7, 2007 8:52 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:52
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Scientists later determined that converting kangaroos directly into ethanol was more economically feasible.
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 08:53
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'm kicking the next bloke who goes sniffing around my rear end right in the dangleberries.
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:06
26. Posted by zipity | December 7, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"what do you mean this isn't what you meant by wanting to "go down under"?"
26. Posted by zipity | December 7, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:06
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Hybrid car drivers are now challenging the kangaroo for first place in the "most aromatic flatulent" category.
Here's a sample: "Riiiiiiip"......"sniff".....ahhhh yes, fruity, yet whimsical.
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 7, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:09
28. Posted by Fwarnt | December 7, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Wanna save the world? Pull my finger!
28. Posted by Fwarnt | December 7, 2007 9:13 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:13
29. Posted by Proof | December 7, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
I roo the day I was born!
29. Posted by Proof | December 7, 2007 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:17
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Iran couldn't explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:26 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:26
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Iran couldn't explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:26
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Sorry for the double posts, I'm having DSL issues this a.m.
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 7, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:28
33. Posted by Puck | December 7, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama says he's expecting a bounce after the Iowa caucuses.
33. Posted by Puck | December 7, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:28
34. Posted by billburz | December 7, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Here I stand broken hearted,
Came to crap but only farted,
From the warming crowd I expect a roar,
but finally out came a very large gore,
Paper please!
34. Posted by billburz | December 7, 2007 9:47 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:47
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 7, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"I fart in your general direction."
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 7, 2007 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 09:51
36. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jimmy: "I think we need a bigger oar."
36. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:01 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:01
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
(RRRRRIIIPPP!)
"...Mohammed who?"
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:03
38. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 7, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Don't you just hate it when your kids want to go swimming!"
38. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 7, 2007 10:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:12
39. Posted by observer | December 7, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You might as well take my stomach; we're running out of water anyway.
39. Posted by observer | December 7, 2007 10:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:17
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Love of Global Warming is the Roo of all evil
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:20
41. Posted by Allium | December 7, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If foster's is Aussie for beer then Roo is Aussie for BBQ!
41. Posted by Allium | December 7, 2007 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:23
42. Posted by Farmer Joe | December 7, 2007 10:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'm in ur globals... stoppin' the warmin'.
42. Posted by Farmer Joe | December 7, 2007 10:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:27
43. Posted by Cody Johnson | December 7, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
And it was at that moment that Hoppy knew that Dick Cheney was hunting again.
43. Posted by Cody Johnson | December 7, 2007 10:31 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:31
44. Posted by Mark | December 7, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's not all, mate - I eat Arabs and whiz gasoline too.
44. Posted by Mark | December 7, 2007 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:33
45. Posted by David | December 7, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unlike you, my farts are methane free.
45. Posted by David | December 7, 2007 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:40
46. Posted by kbiel
| December 7, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The other, other white meat.
46. Posted by kbiel
| December 7, 2007 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:46
47. Posted by Falze | December 7, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Wall Street Journal tracks down another Hillraiser. Mr. Kang A. Roo declined comment.
47. Posted by Falze | December 7, 2007 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 10:58
48. Posted by Chris | December 7, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
1. You want me to do WHAT for you?
2. You want to put that sensor probe WHERE?
3. Sophisticated kangaroos don't fart; we just get the vapors!
4. I heard that! Don't you go blaming it on "the kangaroo"!
48. Posted by Chris | December 7, 2007 11:00 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 11:00
49. Posted by guido | December 7, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the upcoming sequel to 'An Inconvenient Truth',
Al Gore proves that global warming has produced giant mice in controlled lab tests.
49. Posted by guido | December 7, 2007 11:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 11:01
50. Posted by mojo | December 7, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...WHAT?!
50. Posted by mojo | December 7, 2007 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 11:03
51. Posted by Sue | December 7, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It wasn't me! I voted for Howard!
51. Posted by Sue | December 7, 2007 11:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 11:33
52. Posted by Bungalowlife | December 7, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After wasting a neighbor's cat with his shotgun, Jimmy Carter returns to the scene of his encounter with the "killer rabbit" intent on sweet revenge.
52. Posted by Bungalowlife | December 7, 2007 11:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 11:39
53. Posted by FormerHostage | December 7, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is that a carbon offset in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?
53. Posted by FormerHostage | December 7, 2007 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:05
54. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey, Al. he who smelt it dealt it.
54. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:11
55. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Silent but not deadly.
55. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 7, 2007 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:11
56. Posted by Sarpy Sam
| December 7, 2007 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You want emissions from my nether regions to solve global warming? Good luck on that one. My nether region doesn't emit any gas.
56. Posted by Sarpy Sam
| December 7, 2007 12:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:26
57. Posted by larry easterday | December 7, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
My farts will save the world.....
57. Posted by larry easterday | December 7, 2007 12:35 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:35
58. Posted by La Mano | December 7, 2007 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Who farted?
58. Posted by La Mano | December 7, 2007 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:38
59. Posted by La Mano | December 7, 2007 12:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SBD-free zone.
59. Posted by La Mano | December 7, 2007 12:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 12:41
60. Posted by Corky Boyd | December 7, 2007 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roo: See that log in the water? The NIE used to say it's a croc. Now they say it's a log. Now that it's safe, I think I'll take a little swim.
60. Posted by Corky Boyd | December 7, 2007 1:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 13:09
61. Posted by Darby | December 7, 2007 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"G'day Mate, that gecko might save you 15% on your car insurance, but I help save the world."
61. Posted by Darby | December 7, 2007 2:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:05
62. Posted by Caustic Conservative | December 7, 2007 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pull my, uh, finger like thing here, and watch as I unleash a green revolution!
62. Posted by Caustic Conservative | December 7, 2007 2:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:28
63. Posted by Cstmbuild | December 7, 2007 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright!! Who put all the beans in the lake?
63. Posted by Cstmbuild | December 7, 2007 2:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:32
64. Posted by john1v6 | December 7, 2007 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm...death by global warming, or death by kangaroo farts? Decisions, decisions....
64. Posted by john1v6 | December 7, 2007 2:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:34
65. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 2:37 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
♫
"Do you come from a land down under?
No methane blows from 'roo butt thunder?
but the smell, it'll make men chunder,
You better run, you better take cover."
♫
65. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2007 2:37 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:37
66. Posted by Michele | December 7, 2007 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marsupials scare me . . . . 'cause they're fast.
66. Posted by Michele | December 7, 2007 2:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 14:51
67. Posted by stan25
| December 7, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1). Hey Mac!!!! Put the camera away. I am not going to show you my Joey.
2). *Sigh* Those damn Yanks are taking photos of me again.
67. Posted by stan25
| December 7, 2007 4:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 16:01
68. Posted by Deathlok | December 7, 2007 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Dingo Ate My Baby!
68. Posted by Deathlok | December 7, 2007 5:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 17:13
69. Posted by guido | December 7, 2007 5:19 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
All together now
Smell me kangaroo's ass, sport
Smell me kangaroo's ass
Then you'll know he's passin' no gas, sport
So smell me kangaroo's ass
69. Posted by guido | December 7, 2007 5:19 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 17:19
70. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 5:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The newest symbol of the democratic party was used here to unveil their latest slogan "We are friends to the environment".
70. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 5:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 17:40
71. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 5:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The newest symbol of the democratic party.
It hops all over the place when confronted with tough situations.
It shows its rear to everyone and doesnt care.
It doesnt think it's crap stinks.
71. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 5:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 17:43
72. Posted by Drago | December 7, 2007 6:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"In a split-second, just as the American armored column came into sight, it became obvious to the Al-Qaeda warriors that their decision to abandon armor-protection and concealment for the newest battlefield craze:"Fuzzy Animal Camouflage", had been a dreadful mistake......"
72. Posted by Drago | December 7, 2007 6:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 18:09
73. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kangaroo: "I don't think I can stomach any more of this global warming crap."
73. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 6:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 18:35
74. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 6:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kangaroo: "Hey, Al Gore, I have a carbon offset for you. Just raise my tail."
74. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 6:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 18:39
75. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Scientists want to give my stomach to cows? That's udderly ridiculous."
75. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 7:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 19:02
76. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So I told my wife Mabel "I knew these enviromental wackos were crazy but these last guys actually wanted to analyze my farts."
76. Posted by retired military | December 7, 2007 7:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 19:04
77. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 7:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Will fart for food.
77. Posted by Dodo David | December 7, 2007 7:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 19:20
78. Posted by Proof | December 7, 2007 7:51 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Fart jokes? How roo'd!
78. Posted by Proof | December 7, 2007 7:51 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 19:51
79. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 7, 2007 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Senator Craig that "Hop over to my stall" line didnt work at the airport in Minnesota and it wont work now!
79. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 7, 2007 7:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 19:58
80. Posted by sentinel | December 7, 2007 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got your offset right here pal.
80. Posted by sentinel | December 7, 2007 8:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 20:56
81. Posted by LaMedusa | December 7, 2007 9:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Global warming, my backside!
81. Posted by LaMedusa | December 7, 2007 9:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 21:03
82. Posted by LaMedusa | December 7, 2007 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Skippy was annoyed at being referred to as the "cuter" solution in cutting the emission of greenhouse gases.
82. Posted by LaMedusa | December 7, 2007 9:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 21:21
83. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2007 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BEEP BEEP
83. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2007 10:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 22:23
84. Posted by Vampireklown | December 7, 2007 10:46 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I'm Steve Irwin re-incarnated. Notice the stupid expression?
84. Posted by Vampireklown | December 7, 2007 10:46 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 22:46
85. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney: I gave you a vote just for "roo butt thunder".
Cracked me up...
85. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2007 23:30
86. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A side effect of introducing kangaroo farts to cows is that the cows are jumping really high now.
86. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:35 PM |
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Posted on December 7, 2007 23:35
87. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's invisible and smells faintly green?
Kangaroo farts.
87. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:36 PM |
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Posted on December 7, 2007 23:36
88. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kangaroos may fart daisies, but they piss toxic waste.
88. Posted by fustian | December 7, 2007 11:41 PM |
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Posted on December 7, 2007 23:41
89. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore appears at a photo op in disguise to highlight his latest carbon offset efforts.
89. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:42 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 00:42
90. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is the difference between this Kangaroo and the Democratic party?
Everything that comes out of the Kangaroo's orifices is good for the environment.
90. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:44 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 00:44
91. Posted by Proof | December 8, 2007 1:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is the difference between a Kangaroo and the Democratic party?
The kangaroo will keep its paws in its own pocket!
91. Posted by Proof | December 8, 2007 1:54 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 01:54
92. Posted by radio free fred | December 8, 2007 2:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Barry Bonds And The Court Of Public Opinion."
92. Posted by radio free fred | December 8, 2007 2:36 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 02:36
93. Posted by Say Cheese | December 8, 2007 5:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Da Flatulizer!
93. Posted by Say Cheese | December 8, 2007 5:34 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 05:34
94. Posted by fustian | December 8, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats are pretty gassy. Seems like there's an opportunity here.
94. Posted by fustian | December 8, 2007 11:25 AM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 11:25
95. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore demonstrates the latest vehicle of choice for those desiring carbon offsets. The Kangaroo. Just throw an all natural saddle made from biodegrable fibers on its back and it is gaurenteed to get 20 miles to the pound of grass. Its emissions are less than that of the VW Rabbit and it costs less than a Yugo.
95. Posted by retired military | December 8, 2007 12:43 PM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 12:43
96. Posted by radio free fred | December 8, 2007 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buy The Kangaroo Fart Converter Kit!!!!! (only $19.95) One Size Fits All
96. Posted by radio free fred | December 8, 2007 5:05 PM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 17:05
97. Posted by twolaneflash | December 8, 2007 7:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Matilda, pass the Beano.
97. Posted by twolaneflash | December 8, 2007 7:08 PM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 19:08
98. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 8, 2007 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hold on a sec...gotta build up some carbon credits..."
98. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 8, 2007 9:04 PM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 21:04
99. Posted by Fran Mastro | December 8, 2007 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the Fu....?!?!
99. Posted by Fran Mastro | December 8, 2007 11:12 PM |
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Posted on December 8, 2007 23:12
100. Posted by 914 | December 9, 2007 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hakuna Matata
100. Posted by 914 | December 9, 2007 12:31 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 12:31
101. Posted by Proof | December 9, 2007 2:44 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wallabee a monkey's uncle!
101. Posted by Proof | December 9, 2007 2:44 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 14:44
102. Posted by rodney dill | December 9, 2007 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Fustian
102. Posted by rodney dill | December 9, 2007 3:37 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 15:37
103. Posted by RT | December 9, 2007 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take a picture; it lasts longer."
103. Posted by RT | December 9, 2007 7:21 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 19:21
104. Posted by inabsentia | December 9, 2007 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What? Remember Aesop? Aesop who? I really can hear you...."
104. Posted by inabsentia | December 9, 2007 10:43 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 22:43
105. Posted by inabsentia | December 9, 2007 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grandmother always called it "Talkimg out the back door".
105. Posted by inabsentia | December 9, 2007 10:47 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 22:47
106. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2007 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're worse than my kids. Get lost, I need some privacy."
106. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 9, 2007 10:51 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 22:51
107. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2007 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The Australian space program suffered a severe setback today when it was revealed that their greatest potential natural resource for rocket propulsion was indeed not flammable.
107. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 9, 2007 11:17 PM |
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Posted on December 9, 2007 23:17
108. Posted by Kevin
| December 10, 2007 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut on Friday morning.
108. Posted by Kevin
| December 10, 2007 2:05 AM |
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Posted on December 10, 2007 02:05