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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


A kangaroo next to a waterhole in Australia. Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say. (AFP/File/William West)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut on Friday morning.


Comments (108)

"Why, yes, I do have a wide... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

"Why, yes, I do have a wide stance. Does that turn you on?"

"Skippy The Bush Kangaroo A... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

"Skippy The Bush Kangaroo And His Magic Refried Beans Save The World!"

I got your Joey right here,... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

I got your Joey right here, pal!

In a stunning development, ... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

In a stunning development, Al Gore was stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize and had to watch as it was awarded to a bunch of kangaroos...

Dennis Kucinich was dismaye... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

Dennis Kucinich was dismayed when he was informed that, according to Google, he was no longer the most famous flatulent marsupial in the world...

"G'day (FRAP) Mate."... (Below threshold)

"G'day (FRAP) Mate."

Al Gore's new favorite anim... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

Al Gore's new favorite animal: not only will its gas stop global warming, its pouch provides the perfect "lockbox" for Social Security.

Dennis Kucinich wa... (Below threshold)
Dennis Kucinich was dismayed when he was informed that, according to Google, he was no longer the most famous flatulent marsupial in the world...
LOL, nice one Hamish.
Kangaroo: "Pardon me... I d... (Below threshold)

Kangaroo: "Pardon me... I don't fart."

...now Mr. Green Jeans on t... (Below threshold)

...now Mr. Green Jeans on the other hand...

Wait, my farts can help glo... (Below threshold)
SilentStorm:

Wait, my farts can help global warming? Sweet!

Makes up for that whole Crocodile Dundee fiasco, too!

Our savior!... (Below threshold)

Our savior!

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

(list in pouch)sa... (Below threshold)

(list in pouch)
save the cheerleader
save the world

Stop staring at my butt!<br... (Below threshold)

Stop staring at my butt!
Pervert.

(well the strike out on 'sa... (Below threshold)

(well the strike out on 'save the world' worked in the preview window)

rodney, I almost said "Ron ... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

rodney, I almost said "Ron Paul," but Dennis seemed more marsupial-like. Plus, he's a Vegan, so the odds are he's gassier.

Oh, one more:

Shown above: the bodyguard assigned to Rudy Giuliani's then-mistress during his trip to Australia, and whose services were billed to the New York City Aestheticians Licensing Board.

That's one big jackrabbit.<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That's one big jackrabbit.

Sorry Al, there's not enoug... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sorry Al, there's not enough Viagra in the world to get me to mount a heifer.

And my sh*t don't stink eit... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

And my sh*t don't stink either, Mate!

Will Obama's Marsupialism a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Will Obama's Marsupialism affect his run for the presidency?

Screw loose environmentalis... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Screw loose environmentalists plead with kangaroo to screw ewes.

You talkn' to ME?... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

You talkn' to ME?

Scientists later determined... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Scientists later determined that converting kangaroos directly into ethanol was more economically feasible.

I'm kicking the next bloke ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'm kicking the next bloke who goes sniffing around my rear end right in the dangleberries.

"what do you mean this isn'... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"what do you mean this isn't what you meant by wanting to "go down under"?"

Hybrid car drivers are now ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Hybrid car drivers are now challenging the kangaroo for first place in the "most aromatic flatulent" category.

Here's a sample: "Riiiiiiip"......"sniff".....ahhhh yes, fruity, yet whimsical.

Wanna save the world? Pull... (Below threshold)
Fwarnt:

Wanna save the world? Pull my finger!

I roo the day I was ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

I roo the day I was born!

Iran couldn't explain the b... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Iran couldn't explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.

Iran couldn't explain the b... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Iran couldn't explain the bizarre looking gophers, but reiterated it had nothing to do with a clandestine underground nuclear weapons program.

Sorry for the double posts,... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sorry for the double posts, I'm having DSL issues this a.m.

Obama says he's expecting a... (Below threshold)
Puck:

Obama says he's expecting a bounce after the Iowa caucuses.

Here I stand broken hearted... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Here I stand broken hearted,
Came to crap but only farted,
From the warming crowd I expect a roar,
but finally out came a very large gore,
Paper please!

"I fart in your general dir... (Below threshold)

"I fart in your general direction."

Jimmy: "I think we need a b... (Below threshold)

Jimmy: "I think we need a bigger oar."

(RRRRRIIIPPP!)... (Below threshold)

(RRRRRIIIPPP!)
"...Mohammed who?"

"Don't you just hate it whe... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"Don't you just hate it when your kids want to go swimming!"

You might as well take my s... (Below threshold)
observer:

You might as well take my stomach; we're running out of water anyway.

Love of Global Warming is t... (Below threshold)

Love of Global Warming is the Roo of all evil

If foster's is Aussie for b... (Below threshold)
Allium:

If foster's is Aussie for beer then Roo is Aussie for BBQ!

I'm in ur globals... stoppi... (Below threshold)
Farmer Joe:

I'm in ur globals... stoppin' the warmin'.

And it was at that moment t... (Below threshold)
Cody Johnson:

And it was at that moment that Hoppy knew that Dick Cheney was hunting again.

That's not all, mate - I ea... (Below threshold)
Mark:

That's not all, mate - I eat Arabs and whiz gasoline too.

Unlike you, my farts are me... (Below threshold)
David:

Unlike you, my farts are methane free.

The other, other white meat... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

The other, other white meat.

The Wall Street Journal tra... (Below threshold)

The Wall Street Journal tracks down another Hillraiser. Mr. Kang A. Roo declined comment.

1. You want me to do WHAT f... (Below threshold)
Chris:

1. You want me to do WHAT for you?

2. You want to put that sensor probe WHERE?

3. Sophisticated kangaroos don't fart; we just get the vapors!

4. I heard that! Don't you go blaming it on "the kangaroo"!


In the upcoming sequel to '... (Below threshold)
guido:

In the upcoming sequel to 'An Inconvenient Truth',
Al Gore proves that global warming has produced giant mice in controlled lab tests.

...WHAT?!... (Below threshold)
mojo:

...WHAT?!

It wasn't me! I voted for H... (Below threshold)
Sue:

It wasn't me! I voted for Howard!

After wasting a neighbor's ... (Below threshold)
Bungalowlife:

After wasting a neighbor's cat with his shotgun, Jimmy Carter returns to the scene of his encounter with the "killer rabbit" intent on sweet revenge.

Is that a carbon offset in ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Is that a carbon offset in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?

Hey, Al. he who smelt it de... (Below threshold)

Hey, Al. he who smelt it dealt it.

Silent but not deadly.... (Below threshold)

Silent but not deadly.

You want emissions from my ... (Below threshold)

You want emissions from my nether regions to solve global warming? Good luck on that one. My nether region doesn't emit any gas.

My farts will save the worl... (Below threshold)
larry easterday:

My farts will save the world.....

Who farted?... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Who farted?

SBD-free zone.... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

SBD-free zone.

Roo: See that log in the w... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

Roo: See that log in the water? The NIE used to say it's a croc. Now they say it's a log. Now that it's safe, I think I'll take a little swim.

"G'day Mate, that gecko mig... (Below threshold)
Darby:

"G'day Mate, that gecko might save you 15% on your car insurance, but I help save the world."

Pull my, uh, finger like th... (Below threshold)
Caustic Conservative:

Pull my, uh, finger like thing here, and watch as I unleash a green revolution!

Alright!! Who put all the b... (Below threshold)
Cstmbuild:

Alright!! Who put all the beans in the lake?

Hmmm...death by global warm... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Hmmm...death by global warming, or death by kangaroo farts? Decisions, decisions....

♫"Do you com... (Below threshold)


"Do you come from a land down under?
No methane blows from 'roo butt thunder?
but the smell, it'll make men chunder,
You better run, you better take cover."

Marsupials scare me . . . .... (Below threshold)
Michele:

Marsupials scare me . . . . 'cause they're fast.

1). Hey Mac!!!! Put the cam... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

1). Hey Mac!!!! Put the camera away. I am not going to show you my Joey.

2). *Sigh* Those damn Yanks are taking photos of me again.

A Dingo Ate My Baby!... (Below threshold)

A Dingo Ate My Baby!

All together nowSmel... (Below threshold)
guido:

All together now
Smell me kangaroo's ass, sport
Smell me kangaroo's ass
Then you'll know he's passin' no gas, sport
So smell me kangaroo's ass

The newest symbol of the de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The newest symbol of the democratic party was used here to unveil their latest slogan "We are friends to the environment".

The newest symbol of the de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The newest symbol of the democratic party.

It hops all over the place when confronted with tough situations.

It shows its rear to everyone and doesnt care.

It doesnt think it's crap stinks.


"In a split-second, just as... (Below threshold)
Drago:

"In a split-second, just as the American armored column came into sight, it became obvious to the Al-Qaeda warriors that their decision to abandon armor-protection and concealment for the newest battlefield craze:"Fuzzy Animal Camouflage", had been a dreadful mistake......"

Kangaroo: "I don't think I ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Kangaroo: "I don't think I can stomach any more of this global warming crap."

Kangaroo: "Hey, Al Gore, I ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Kangaroo: "Hey, Al Gore, I have a carbon offset for you. Just raise my tail."

"Scientists want to give my... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Scientists want to give my stomach to cows? That's udderly ridiculous."

So I told my wife Mabel "I ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

So I told my wife Mabel "I knew these enviromental wackos were crazy but these last guys actually wanted to analyze my farts."

Will fart for food.... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Will fart for food.

Fart jokes? How roo'... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Fart jokes? How roo'd!

Sorry Senator Craig that "H... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Sorry Senator Craig that "Hop over to my stall" line didnt work at the airport in Minnesota and it wont work now!

I got your offset right her... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

I got your offset right here pal.

Global warming, my ba... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Global warming, my backside!

Skippy was annoyed at being... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Skippy was annoyed at being referred to as the "cuter" solution in cutting the emission of greenhouse gases.

BEEP BEEP... (Below threshold)
914:

BEEP BEEP

I'm Steve Irwin re-incarnat... (Below threshold)

I'm Steve Irwin re-incarnated. Notice the stupid expression?

Rodney: I gave you a vote j... (Below threshold)

Rodney: I gave you a vote just for "roo butt thunder".

Cracked me up...

A side effect of introducin... (Below threshold)

A side effect of introducing kangaroo farts to cows is that the cows are jumping really high now.

What's invisible and smells... (Below threshold)

What's invisible and smells faintly green?

Kangaroo farts.

Kangaroos may fart daisies,... (Below threshold)

Kangaroos may fart daisies, but they piss toxic waste.

Al Gore appears at a photo ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Al Gore appears at a photo op in disguise to highlight his latest carbon offset efforts.

What is the difference betw... (Below threshold)
retired military:

What is the difference between this Kangaroo and the Democratic party?

Everything that comes out of the Kangaroo's orifices is good for the environment.

What is the difference b... (Below threshold)
Proof:

What is the difference between a Kangaroo and the Democratic party?
The kangaroo will keep its paws in its own pocket!

"Barry Bonds And The Court ... (Below threshold)

"Barry Bonds And The Court Of Public Opinion."

Da Flatulizer!... (Below threshold)
Say Cheese:

Da Flatulizer!

Democrats are pretty gassy.... (Below threshold)

Democrats are pretty gassy. Seems like there's an opportunity here.

Al Gore demonstrates the la... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Al Gore demonstrates the latest vehicle of choice for those desiring carbon offsets. The Kangaroo. Just throw an all natural saddle made from biodegrable fibers on its back and it is gaurenteed to get 20 miles to the pound of grass. Its emissions are less than that of the VW Rabbit and it costs less than a Yugo.

Buy The Kangaroo Fart Conve... (Below threshold)

Buy The Kangaroo Fart Converter Kit!!!!! (only $19.95) One Size Fits All

Matilda, pass the Beano.</p... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Matilda, pass the Beano.

"Hold on a sec...gotta buil... (Below threshold)

"Hold on a sec...gotta build up some carbon credits..."

What the Fu....?!?!... (Below threshold)
Fran Mastro:

What the Fu....?!?!

Hakuna Matata... (Below threshold)
914:

Hakuna Matata

Wallabee a monkey's ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Wallabee a monkey's uncle!

Thanks Fustian... (Below threshold)

Thanks Fustian

"Take a picture; it lasts l... (Below threshold)
RT:

"Take a picture; it lasts longer."

"What? Remember Aesop? Aeso... (Below threshold)

"What? Remember Aesop? Aesop who? I really can hear you...."

Grandmother always called i... (Below threshold)

Grandmother always called it "Talkimg out the back door".

"You're worse than my kids.... (Below threshold)

"You're worse than my kids. Get lost, I need some privacy."

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Austral... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Australian space program suffered a severe setback today when it was revealed that their greatest potential natural resource for rocket propulsion was indeed not flammable.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut on Friday morning.




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