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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Hugh DeLaRosa, 3, looks over his shoulder, Monday, Dec. 3, 2007, as he drives his motorized toy stock car across a downtown street in Waco, Texas, while his parents, not pictured, walk just ahead of him. (AP Photo/The Waco Tribune-Herald, Jerry Larson)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday.


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That gotta hemi?... (Below threshold)

That gotta hemi?

"If ya don't like my drivin... (Below threshold)

"If ya don't like my driving.... stay off the sidewalk."

Son, I told you stock cars ... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Son, I told you stock cars are not street legal!

Young DeLaRosa, even with h... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Young DeLaRosa, even with his new found sense of legitimacy after obtaining a driver license with a fake SSN# maybe out of the shadows, but yet always looking over his shoulder. Hillary says, "at least these four year old drivers can be tracked because we can't do anything about these children entering our roadways illegally anyway".

Hillary's campaign manager ... (Below threshold)
Wethal:

Hillary's campaign manager finds evidence of a young Barack Obama driving under the influence of too many Fizzies.

Perhaps DEI dug a wee bit t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Perhaps DEI dug a wee bit too deep into their developmental driver pool for Junior's replacement.

Little Barack's parents, un... (Below threshold)
ptg:

Little Barack's parents, unaware of his drug dealing, thought he got his money selling "Grit".

Mama, como se dice "roadkil... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Mama, como se dice "roadkill" in Espanol?

Nancy Pelosi smiled; thanks... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nancy Pelosi smiled; thanks to the Democrat's new energy bill, it wouldn't be long before everyone in the US was driving one.

Traffic Statute of Liber... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Traffic Statute of Liberty
"Give me new tires, detailed doors,
Your premium gasses, engine revving to race free,
The wrenched workings of your fuel injector.
Pass these, the hapless, drafted and bumped by me,
I signal to pass, my foot to the floor!"

"Pardon me. Do you have an... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Kiddo, I served with Dale E... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Kiddo, I served with Dale Earnhardt Jr.. I knew Dale Earnhardt Jr.. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was a friend of mine. Kiddo, you're no Dale Earnhardt Jr..

Dennis Kucinich arrives in ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Dennis Kucinich arrives in Iowa this week in his new hybrid.

Without immigration amnesty... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Without immigration amnesty, thanks to the spineless democrats, Jose is forced to flee from one housing project to another.

SMART Car? I don't need no... (Below threshold)
Spencer Gross:

SMART Car? I don't need no stinkin' SMART car!

The passed, and the spuriou... (Below threshold)

The passed, and the spurious.

Daddy, if #8 takes HGH, wil... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Daddy, if #8 takes HGH, will it become an SUV?

Crazy Asian drivers and the... (Below threshold)

Crazy Asian drivers and their little cars, they never look where they are going.

"This line of cars meeting ... (Below threshold)

"This line of cars meeting the new Federally mandated mileage standards even comes in a 'sport' model."

Magnum Pee Wee... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Magnum Pee Wee

Gummy Bears, Twizzlers, Pop... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Gummy Bears, Twizzlers, Popsicles - nobody rides for free.

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

Darn I left my green card a... (Below threshold)
T K:

Darn I left my green card at home.

Powered by Kangaroo flatule... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Powered by Kangaroo flatulence.

Hokay, the Motor Voter Law ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Hokay, the Motor Voter Law says you now HAVE to let me vote!

?Badges? I don't gotta to s... (Below threshold)
JAT:

?Badges? I don't gotta to show you no stinkin' badges!

Dems Pass Major Immigration... (Below threshold)

Dems Pass Major Immigration-Global Warming Initiative - All Undocumented Citizens Receive Hybrid Mini-car from Oprah Winfrey

From his Chevy Suburban, in... (Below threshold)
guido:

From his Chevy Suburban, in the background at the next intersection, Al Gore is pleased to see yet another driver heeding his heroic call to save the planet.

Liza Minnelli's new boyfrie... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Liza Minnelli's new boyfriend, Ernesto Earnhardt was photographed as he left Ms. Minnelli's nursing home.

In another Hollywood reinte... (Below threshold)
civildisobedience Author Profile Page:

In another Hollywood reinterpretation of a cartoon character into a live action movie, little person actor Gerson Virgen López will play the role of Speedy Gonzalez in, "Speedy's Aztlan Adventures!"

"Take a little trip, Take a... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

"Take a little trip, Take a little trip, Take a little trip and see"

When he wasn't busy with es... (Below threshold)

When he wasn't busy with essays about wanting to be President, kindergartner Obama was busy driving around town stoned out of his gourd.

Aye curumba! Heelary Cleen... (Below threshold)
guido:

Aye curumba! Heelary Cleenton ees still following me. I am not sure eef she wants to take my license away or geeve me another one.

In order to beat the new CA... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

In order to beat the new CAFE requirements, GM opens a new marketing effort for the Corvette nameplate.

"Youth Vehices" are the new CAFE beaters.

This is what Jose Canseco l... (Below threshold)

This is what Jose Canseco looked like before steroids.

"Okay, here we go. Focus... (Below threshold)

"Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning."

This kid drives just like d... (Below threshold)

This kid drives just like democrats govern. Stuck in the past, with no one looking to the future.

Something looks doctored ab... (Below threshold)

Something looks doctored about that photo.

Look i got the perfect car ... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

Look i got the perfect car for AL GORE if only he could fit into it

"I lost my boat." ww... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"I lost my boat." ww

Obama lost his following on... (Below threshold)
Don:

Obama lost his following once it was realized he was all flash but no substance.

And Vice President Obama ha... (Below threshold)

And Vice President Obama has been given significant responsibilities by new President Hillary Clinton.

In Pelosi-land, the big car... (Below threshold)

In Pelosi-land, the big cars in the background are reserved for democrats and Hollywood stars.

Sometimes, when Mary Kay na... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Sometimes, when Mary Kay nags, Vili Fualaau just has to get out of the house.

"What's that? No, you can'... (Below threshold)

"What's that? No, you can't borrow my ride, Mr. Kennedy. I don't care how important a vote you need to get to."

Things got a little excessi... (Below threshold)
Cody Johnson:

Things got a little excessive when Al Gore forced environmetally friendly race cars for kids.

Slow and Dubious crosses... (Below threshold)

Slow and Dubious crosses finshing line before Fast and Furious (SUV in background).

Pre-legal alien hit and run... (Below threshold)
John:

Pre-legal alien hit and run.

What do you mean the red-li... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

What do you mean the red-light camera caught me running the red light? I'm three years-old, you retard! What kind of government would give a traffic ticket to a three year-old? Only an incompentent, lazy, shift-less, no good .... Aw crap!

Baby, you can drive my car!... (Below threshold)

Baby, you can drive my car!

Gee, officer! How fast was ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Gee, officer! How fast was I going?

One vote for Pretzel_Logic.... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

One vote for Pretzel_Logic. #13

Hey Al! stop following me i... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

Hey Al! stop following me in your big. I am not going to sell you my carbon offsets. My dad said he is going to need them for the new Kyoto standards.

Even though I entered a com... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Even though I entered a comment, I also think Pretzel Logic has it. Very funny. ww

Finally, a car from Detroit... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Finally, a car from Detroit that can meet the new gas mileage standards set by Congress.

Heh Al! Stop following me i... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

Heh Al! Stop following me in your big SUV. I am not going to sell you my carbon off sets. My dad says he will need them for the new Kyoto standards.

Sorry I left out the SUV in the first post.

Little Hugh runs the red li... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Little Hugh runs the red light on Abbey Road and looks back to make sure Paul is not dead.

"We hold these truths to be... (Below threshold)

"We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and a car to pursue happiness in."

Hey Kennedy! Watch and Lear... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hey Kennedy! Watch and Learn!

(upbeat) background music "... (Below threshold)

(upbeat) background music " GM introduces our all new 35 miles per gallon GMC Yukon" da ta da ta da

"Nascar announces that in 2... (Below threshold)

"Nascar announces that in 2008 they will not only have the Nextel Cup Series and Busch Racing Series, but will also introduce the Sippy Cup Series for young drivers."

Little Hugo still dreams of... (Below threshold)
Pilgrim1949 Author Profile Page:

Little Hugo still dreams of racing with the Big Boys on the international scene.

Twentieth Century Fox worke... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Twentieth Century Fox worked hard to get a PG rating for it's latest release: "Speed 3: Billy's Big Adventure"

Tattoo enters the Nascar ci... (Below threshold)
914:

Tattoo enters the Nascar circuit as
Mister Rouarke eats His dust.

Damn electric cars! Anyone... (Below threshold)

Damn electric cars! Anyone gotta charger?

No wonder kids are overweig... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

No wonder kids are overweight these days. They drive across the street rather than walking

Whaddya want, Mom? I'm goi... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Whaddya want, Mom? I'm goin' to McDonald's, and then I'm gonna play Wii over at Billy's.

Yeah it's a babe magnet, bu... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah it's a babe magnet, but I tell 'em all "put out or get out" (with the animal crackers, that is.)

After winning the Daytona 1... (Below threshold)

After winning the Daytona 1, the number 8 car is favored in the much longer Indianpolis 2.

That's not burning rubber y... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

That's not burning rubber you smell, just another near tragedy averted thanks to his Huggies' SAFER barrier.

Dammit I can t seem to shak... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

Dammit I can t seem to shake those damn cops that are chasing me. All I did was just run a red light.

Boy's thought-bubble:"That ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Boy's thought-bubble:"That kindergarten girl I just passed is hot!"

Now that Dale has gone to H... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Now that Dale has gone to Hendrick Motors, Javier can drive ol' #8 for DEI . . . do you think Budweiser will mind?

"I wonder if I can catch up... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"I wonder if I can catch up with that ice cream truck in reverse?"

After displaying what he pr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After displaying what he proclaimed to be the car of the future for the American family to combat global warming, Al Gore was seen being driven off in the background.

Hey Pal, you keep... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Hey Pal, you keep tail-gating me and
I'll have to stop and kick your @ss!

I Don't believe it, They ac... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I Don't believe it, They actually DO stop at every Donut Shop!

You suck Gordon!... (Below threshold)

You suck Gordon!

"Ha, Little Kennedy missed ... (Below threshold)

"Ha, Little Kennedy missed da turn on dat bridge again!"

"Some Call Me Jr., But I P... (Below threshold)

"Some Call Me Jr., But I Prefer Squirt."

Photograph proves Clinton's... (Below threshold)
DaveH:

Photograph proves Clinton's claim that Barack Obama did in fact want to drive a car when he grew up.

Don't make me stop this car... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Don't make me stop this car..

I don't care if it's part o... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

I don't care if it's part of the China toy recall, you gotta catch me first.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday.




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