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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 14, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Hugh DeLaRosa, 3, looks over his shoulder, Monday, Dec. 3, 2007, as he drives his motorized toy stock car across a downtown street in Waco, Texas, while his parents, not pictured, walk just ahead of him. (AP Photo/The Waco Tribune-Herald, Jerry Larson)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday.

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Comments (84)

That gotta hemi?... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 7:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

That gotta hemi?

1. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:10

"If ya don't like my drivin... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"If ya don't like my driving.... stay off the sidewalk."

2. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:16

Son, I told you stock cars ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Imhotep | December 14, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Son, I told you stock cars are not street legal!

3. Posted by Imhotep | December 14, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:23

Young DeLaRosa, even with h... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 14, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Young DeLaRosa, even with his new found sense of legitimacy after obtaining a driver license with a fake SSN# maybe out of the shadows, but yet always looking over his shoulder. Hillary says, "at least these four year old drivers can be tracked because we can't do anything about these children entering our roadways illegally anyway".

4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 14, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:23

Hillary's campaign manager ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Wethal | December 14, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Wethal:

Hillary's campaign manager finds evidence of a young Barack Obama driving under the influence of too many Fizzies.

5. Posted by Wethal | December 14, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:31

Perhaps DEI dug a wee bit t... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Perhaps DEI dug a wee bit too deep into their developmental driver pool for Junior's replacement.

6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:40

Little Barack's parents, un... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by ptg | December 14, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ptg:

Little Barack's parents, unaware of his drug dealing, thought he got his money selling "Grit".

7. Posted by ptg | December 14, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:44

Mama, como se dice "roadkil... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Mama, como se dice "roadkill" in Espanol?

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:44

Nancy Pelosi smiled; thanks... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nancy Pelosi smiled; thanks to the Democrat's new energy bill, it wouldn't be long before everyone in the US was driving one.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:51

Traffic Statute of Liber... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 14, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Traffic Statute of Liberty
"Give me new tires, detailed doors,
Your premium gasses, engine revving to race free,
The wrenched workings of your fuel injector.
Pass these, the hapless, drafted and bumped by me,
I signal to pass, my foot to the floor!"

10. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 14, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:54

"Pardon me. Do you have an... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Craig | December 14, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Craig:

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

11. Posted by Craig | December 14, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:57

Kiddo, I served with Dale E... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Kiddo, I served with Dale Earnhardt Jr.. I knew Dale Earnhardt Jr.. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was a friend of mine. Kiddo, you're no Dale Earnhardt Jr..

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 07:59

Dennis Kucinich arrives in ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Dennis Kucinich arrives in Iowa this week in his new hybrid.

13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:03

Without immigration amnesty... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

Without immigration amnesty, thanks to the spineless democrats, Jose is forced to flee from one housing project to another.

14. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:07

SMART Car? I don't need no... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Spencer Gross | December 14, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spencer Gross:

SMART Car? I don't need no stinkin' SMART car!

15. Posted by Spencer Gross | December 14, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:11

The passed, and the spuriou... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The passed, and the spurious.

16. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:13

Daddy, if #8 takes HGH, wil... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by billburz | December 14, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
billburz:

Daddy, if #8 takes HGH, will it become an SUV?

17. Posted by billburz | December 14, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:13

Crazy Asian drivers and the... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by DoubleU | December 14, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DoubleU:

Crazy Asian drivers and their little cars, they never look where they are going.

18. Posted by DoubleU | December 14, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:22

"This line of cars meeting ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by TheDelawarian | December 14, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
TheDelawarian:

"This line of cars meeting the new Federally mandated mileage standards even comes in a 'sport' model."

19. Posted by TheDelawarian | December 14, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:22

Magnum Pee Wee... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 14, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Magnum Pee Wee

20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 14, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:25

Gummy Bears, Twizzlers, Pop... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Gummy Bears, Twizzlers, Popsicles - nobody rides for free.

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:34

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 14, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:35

Darn I left my green card a... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by T K | December 14, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T K:

Darn I left my green card at home.

23. Posted by T K | December 14, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:37

Powered by Kangaroo flatule... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tango | December 14, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tango:

Powered by Kangaroo flatulence.

24. Posted by Tango | December 14, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:45

Hokay, the Motor Voter Law ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 14, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Hokay, the Motor Voter Law says you now HAVE to let me vote!

25. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 14, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:54

?Badges? I don't gotta to s... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

?Badges? I don't gotta to show you no stinkin' badges!

26. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 08:58

Dems Pass Major Immigration... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by wavemaker | December 14, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Dems Pass Major Immigration-Global Warming Initiative - All Undocumented Citizens Receive Hybrid Mini-car from Oprah Winfrey

27. Posted by wavemaker | December 14, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:02

From his Chevy Suburban, in... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by guido | December 14, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
guido:

From his Chevy Suburban, in the background at the next intersection, Al Gore is pleased to see yet another driver heeding his heroic call to save the planet.

28. Posted by guido | December 14, 2007 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:03

Liza Minnelli's new boyfrie... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

Liza Minnelli's new boyfriend, Ernesto Earnhardt was photographed as he left Ms. Minnelli's nursing home.

29. Posted by JAT | December 14, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:04

In another Hollywood reinte... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by civildisobedience [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
civildisobedience[TypeKey Profile Page]:

In another Hollywood reinterpretation of a cartoon character into a live action movie, little person actor Gerson Virgen López will play the role of Speedy Gonzalez in, "Speedy's Aztlan Adventures!"

30. Posted by civildisobedience [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:05

"Take a little trip, Take a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by jpm100 | December 14, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jpm100:

"Take a little trip, Take a little trip, Take a little trip and see"

31. Posted by jpm100 | December 14, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:09

When he wasn't busy with es... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

When he wasn't busy with essays about wanting to be President, kindergartner Obama was busy driving around town stoned out of his gourd.

32. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:11

Aye curumba! Heelary Cleen... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | December 14, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Aye curumba! Heelary Cleenton ees still following me. I am not sure eef she wants to take my license away or geeve me another one.

33. Posted by guido | December 14, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:14

In order to beat the new CA... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Corky Boyd | December 14, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

In order to beat the new CAFE requirements, GM opens a new marketing effort for the Corvette nameplate.

"Youth Vehices" are the new CAFE beaters.

34. Posted by Corky Boyd | December 14, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:33

This is what Jose Canseco l... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

This is what Jose Canseco looked like before steroids.

35. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:35

"Okay, here we go. Focus... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 14, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning."

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 14, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 09:48

This kid drives just like d... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

This kid drives just like democrats govern. Stuck in the past, with no one looking to the future.

37. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:05

Something looks doctored ab... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Mark Roth | December 14, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Roth:

Something looks doctored about that photo.

38. Posted by Mark Roth | December 14, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:07

Look i got the perfect car ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Spurwing Plover | December 14, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spurwing Plover:

Look i got the perfect car for AL GORE if only he could fit into it

39. Posted by Spurwing Plover | December 14, 2007 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:10

"I lost my boat." ww... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by WildWillie | December 14, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"I lost my boat." ww

40. Posted by WildWillie | December 14, 2007 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:16

Obama lost his following on... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Don | December 14, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Don:

Obama lost his following once it was realized he was all flash but no substance.

41. Posted by Don | December 14, 2007 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:21

And Vice President Obama ha... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

And Vice President Obama has been given significant responsibilities by new President Hillary Clinton.

42. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 10:40

In Pelosi-land, the big car... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

In Pelosi-land, the big cars in the background are reserved for democrats and Hollywood stars.

43. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:00

Sometimes, when Mary Kay na... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | December 14, 2007 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Sometimes, when Mary Kay nags, Vili Fualaau just has to get out of the house.

44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | December 14, 2007 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:02

"What's that? No, you can'... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Falze | December 14, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

"What's that? No, you can't borrow my ride, Mr. Kennedy. I don't care how important a vote you need to get to."

45. Posted by Falze | December 14, 2007 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:21

Things got a little excessi... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Cody Johnson | December 14, 2007 11:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cody Johnson:

Things got a little excessive when Al Gore forced environmetally friendly race cars for kids.

46. Posted by Cody Johnson | December 14, 2007 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:32

Slow and Dubious crosses... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Porkopolis | December 14, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Slow and Dubious crosses finshing line before Fast and Furious (SUV in background).

47. Posted by Porkopolis | December 14, 2007 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:38

Pre-legal alien hit and run... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by John | December 14, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Pre-legal alien hit and run.

48. Posted by John | December 14, 2007 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:41

What do you mean the red-li... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by John Schan | December 14, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Schan:

What do you mean the red-light camera caught me running the red light? I'm three years-old, you retard! What kind of government would give a traffic ticket to a three year-old? Only an incompentent, lazy, shift-less, no good .... Aw crap!

49. Posted by John Schan | December 14, 2007 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:41

Baby, you can drive my car!... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 14, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

Baby, you can drive my car!

50. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 14, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:42

Gee, officer! How fast was ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Proof | December 14, 2007 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

Gee, officer! How fast was I going?

51. Posted by Proof | December 14, 2007 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:52

One vote for Pretzel_Logic.... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Scrapiron:

One vote for Pretzel_Logic. #13

52. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 11:58

Hey Al! stop following me i... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Bill Shives | December 14, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Shives:

Hey Al! stop following me in your big. I am not going to sell you my carbon offsets. My dad said he is going to need them for the new Kyoto standards.

53. Posted by Bill Shives | December 14, 2007 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 12:07

Even though I entered a com... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by WildWillie | December 14, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Even though I entered a comment, I also think Pretzel Logic has it. Very funny. ww

54. Posted by WildWillie | December 14, 2007 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 12:08

Finally, a car from Detroit... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Jeff | December 14, 2007 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Finally, a car from Detroit that can meet the new gas mileage standards set by Congress.

55. Posted by Jeff | December 14, 2007 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 12:16

Heh Al! Stop following me i... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Bill Shives | December 14, 2007 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Shives:

Heh Al! Stop following me in your big SUV. I am not going to sell you my carbon off sets. My dad says he will need them for the new Kyoto standards.

Sorry I left out the SUV in the first post.

56. Posted by Bill Shives | December 14, 2007 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 12:21

Little Hugh runs the red li... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by DaveD | December 14, 2007 12:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DaveD:

Little Hugh runs the red light on Abbey Road and looks back to make sure Paul is not dead.

57. Posted by DaveD | December 14, 2007 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 12:29

"We hold these truths to be... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and a car to pursue happiness in."

58. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 13:24

Hey Kennedy! Watch and Lear... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 14, 2007 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Hey Kennedy! Watch and Learn!

59. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 14, 2007 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 13:38

(upbeat) background music "... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Lew Elion | December 14, 2007 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lew Elion:

(upbeat) background music " GM introduces our all new 35 miles per gallon GMC Yukon" da ta da ta da

60. Posted by Lew Elion | December 14, 2007 2:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 14:05

"Nascar announces that in 2... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 14, 2007 3:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

"Nascar announces that in 2008 they will not only have the Nextel Cup Series and Busch Racing Series, but will also introduce the Sippy Cup Series for young drivers."

61. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 14, 2007 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 15:05

Little Hugo still dreams of... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pilgrim1949[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Little Hugo still dreams of racing with the Big Boys on the international scene.

62. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 15:13

Twentieth Century Fox worke... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by FormerHostage | December 14, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Twentieth Century Fox worked hard to get a PG rating for it's latest release: "Speed 3: Billy's Big Adventure"

63. Posted by FormerHostage | December 14, 2007 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 15:13

Tattoo enters the Nascar ci... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by 914 | December 14, 2007 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Tattoo enters the Nascar circuit as
Mister Rouarke eats His dust.

64. Posted by 914 | December 14, 2007 4:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 16:45

Damn electric cars! Anyone... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Melissa | December 14, 2007 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Melissa:

Damn electric cars! Anyone gotta charger?

65. Posted by Melissa | December 14, 2007 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 17:01

No wonder kids are overweig... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by john1v6 | December 14, 2007 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

No wonder kids are overweight these days. They drive across the street rather than walking

66. Posted by john1v6 | December 14, 2007 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 17:02

Whaddya want, Mom? I'm goi... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by john1v6 | December 14, 2007 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

Whaddya want, Mom? I'm goin' to McDonald's, and then I'm gonna play Wii over at Billy's.

67. Posted by john1v6 | December 14, 2007 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 17:04

Yeah it's a babe magnet, bu... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 14, 2007 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah it's a babe magnet, but I tell 'em all "put out or get out" (with the animal crackers, that is.)

68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 14, 2007 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 17:37

After winning the Daytona 1... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

After winning the Daytona 1, the number 8 car is favored in the much longer Indianpolis 2.

69. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2007 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 17:39

That's not burning rubber y... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 6:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

That's not burning rubber you smell, just another near tragedy averted thanks to his Huggies' SAFER barrier.

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 14, 2007 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 18:19

Dammit I can t seem to shak... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Dammit I can t seem to shake those damn cops that are chasing me. All I did was just run a red light.

71. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 14, 2007 6:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 18:43

Boy's thought-bubble:"That ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Dodo David | December 14, 2007 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Boy's thought-bubble:"That kindergarten girl I just passed is hot!"

72. Posted by Dodo David | December 14, 2007 6:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 18:52

Now that Dale has gone to H... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Bob | December 14, 2007 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Now that Dale has gone to Hendrick Motors, Javier can drive ol' #8 for DEI . . . do you think Budweiser will mind?

73. Posted by Bob | December 14, 2007 8:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 20:20

"I wonder if I can catch up... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by LaMedusa | December 14, 2007 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"I wonder if I can catch up with that ice cream truck in reverse?"

74. Posted by LaMedusa | December 14, 2007 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2007 23:04

After displaying what he pr... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2007 5:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

After displaying what he proclaimed to be the car of the future for the American family to combat global warming, Al Gore was seen being driven off in the background.

75. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2007 5:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 05:36

Hey Pal, you keep... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Matt | December 15, 2007 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Hey Pal, you keep tail-gating me and
I'll have to stop and kick your @ss!

76. Posted by Matt | December 15, 2007 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 07:13

I Don't believe it, They ac... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 15, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

I Don't believe it, They actually DO stop at every Donut Shop!

77. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 15, 2007 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 09:58

You suck Gordon!... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by rodney dill | December 15, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

You suck Gordon!

78. Posted by rodney dill | December 15, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 12:51

"Ha, Little Kennedy missed ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by rodney dill | December 15, 2007 12:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Ha, Little Kennedy missed da turn on dat bridge again!"

79. Posted by rodney dill | December 15, 2007 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 12:52

"Some Call Me Jr., But I P... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by radio free fred | December 15, 2007 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Some Call Me Jr., But I Prefer Squirt."

80. Posted by radio free fred | December 15, 2007 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 15:29

Photograph proves Clinton's... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by DaveH | December 15, 2007 10:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DaveH:

Photograph proves Clinton's claim that Barack Obama did in fact want to drive a car when he grew up.

81. Posted by DaveH | December 15, 2007 10:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2007 22:54

Don't make me stop this car... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Ken | December 16, 2007 2:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Don't make me stop this car..

82. Posted by Ken | December 16, 2007 2:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2007 02:34

I don't care if it's part o... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Nylda | December 16, 2007 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

I don't care if it's part of the China toy recall, you gotta catch me first.

83. Posted by Nylda | December 16, 2007 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2007 11:26

Update: <... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 17, 2007 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday.

84. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 17, 2007 1:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2007 01:15




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