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Mooning Over My Hammy

I am heartbroken this day. Heartbroken, I tell you.

Like most of America, I have a little bit of a crush on Mary Katharine Ham. For me, it's a bit stronger -- she briefly was a part of Wizbang, and a little collegial relationship goes a long way.

She's come a long way since those halcyon days, now as bigwig over at Town Hall, Fox News contributor, and big-time video star. But I hope she remembers her days as a guest poster here at Wizbang.

I hope she does, because she doesn't show too many signs of it.

Recently, she came to New Hampshire. And did she give a heads-up to her old colleague, the guy who's hung his hat in the Granite State his whole life? Who's a genuine registered voter for the New Hampshire primary? The guy who lived in Manchester for 16 years? Who's spent many a day walking the very streets she trod? Who's buddies with a cabbie, and could have gotten her preferential treatment when she needed a ride (or offered my own humble transportation? Did she express the slightest interest in meeting Mr. Duckie?

Nope.

All can be forgiven, Mary Katharine. Gimme a heads-up the next time you're going to be in my neck of the woods, and I'll make sure you don't get stranded on Elm Street again.


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Comments (17)

She probably has enough sta... (Below threshold)

She probably has enough stalkers already.

At least she'll still come to New Hampshire. How long before she's so big she will only leave Malibu on a Gulfstream, and won't hang with anyone less famous than Paris, Britney, and Lindsey?

I feel for you Jay. She's ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

I feel for you Jay. She's a beautiful woman. But take it from an anonymous blog commenter you don't know: As much as I hate to break it to you, it will probably be the blind date that one of your closest friends comes up with that will be the keeper. (That is, several nightmare blind dates later.) When you really fall in love, there's no turning back. You're trapped for life. (And gratefully so.) I'm not offering any unwanted advice, it's just a given. Hm. Come to think of it, maybe you'll be bigger than MKH by then.

Did she express th... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:
Did she express the slightest interest in meeting Mr. Duckie?

When I was a young single whipper snapper I would be up front and tell my dates I had rubber toys at home that we can play with later at my place.

Many really seemed interested and excited.

But for some reason after the first "squeak - squeak" they soon seemed not be into it.

Women...who can understand them.

Qoute:Li... (Below threshold)
lowmal:


Qoute:

Like most of America, I have a little bit of a crush on Mary Katharine Ham.

Huh?

While I agree with many of her viewponts, most of America doesn't know who she is.. (Unless you count the "HotAir" viewers as being "most of America")


Just because she's not physically hideous and she's got conservative views doesn't a beautiful woman make..

She's average, at best, with quite a large mouth and an overbite to go with it..

Let's not make her out to be something she's not..

Lowmal, sirI take ... (Below threshold)
Uncle Pinky:

Lowmal, sir

I take offense at your characterization of my future bride and demand satisfaction. As the challenged you have your choice of weapon. I prefer the Irish Code Duello, but if you have a preference our seconds may work that out between them. Unless you wish to retract, I have nothing more to say to you.

Uncle Pinky

Jay,Such a shame M... (Below threshold)

Jay,

Such a shame Mary Katherine forgot you. Want me to give her a Knucklehead award? She got one already. That coming the day after she mentioned me at Townhall. Diana Irey is going to beat John Murtha. Yes and I'm going to marry Rio Natsume one day.(NSFW)

I assure you, if I'm in NH in 2012 to cover the Presidential primary I won't forget you. That when I find time from my co-hosting CNN's new Crossfire with Jim Addison.

All that's going to happen. Maybe in some alternate universe, not this one.

Cheers,

Bill

PS- Mary Katherine is seems ok, but I'm not a regular reader of hers. From what I seen she isn't Ann Coulter or God forbid, Mark Steyn.

I disagree, Bill! ;-)... (Below threshold)

I disagree, Bill! ;-)

How is Rio NSFW? Where the heck do you work, NOW?

Besides, by 2012, CNN will have been bought by Wal-Mart, and we'll just have one of their 24-hour schedule of home shopping shows . . .

~~~~~~~

lowmal ~ Very subtle! No doubt, MKH is bored with guys fawning all over her, and will be suddenly intrigued by your feigned indifference.

Jim,I work from ho... (Below threshold)

Jim,

I work from home. If the boss sees that picture of Rio, I'm in big trouble.

As for CNN buying Wal-Mart, that's another universe you're getting mixed up with. The one where Jay or Kevin removes me from Wizbang posting for insubordination. I better be careful or that could become reality. ;-)

Cheers,

Bill

That's Wal-Mart buying CNN.... (Below threshold)

That's Wal-Mart buying CNN. Not vice versa. Funny the other day the Pope said we shouldn't put dogma and ideology over firm science. Did you know dogma spelled backwards is Am god?

my nomination for blog post... (Below threshold)
BAM:

my nomination for blog post title of the year.

Bill ~ Don't worry - around... (Below threshold)

Bill ~ Don't worry - around here, you are either insubordinate, or subordinate. Your choice, but if you choose "subordinate," you'll have to pick up Jay Tea's stuffed animals at the dry cleaners'.

BAM ~ I would be cut to the quick by that callous remark, but it's evident you need to get out and explore a bit more - beginning, say, with the shift key. Since you enjoy shallow, banal headline puns, you should reach further than your grasp, and one day you will be able to appreciate subtle, witty, and nuanced headline puns. On that happy day, y'all come and see us, y'heah?

Aw, sorry Jay. Mary Kather... (Below threshold)
A:

Aw, sorry Jay. Mary Katherine is a very cool gal. She's definitely a favorite of mine... I love her sense of humor. Hope she pays you a visit next time.

She's average, at best, ... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

She's average, at best, with quite a large mouth and an overbite to go with it..


Bimaxillary protrusion.

She's attractive but her teeth are too darned white. She overdid the whitening thing. She has far too much attention for a someone so young. Were she male she would not receive anywhere near the same.

And she, like most who go o... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

And she, like most who go on to larger things, has likely forgotten what is is be one of the little people. Stars tend to get big heads until they pass their apogee. Then they begin to show kindness again.

Keeping balance in between is something that requires major wisdom.

Uncle Pinky (I feel weird j... (Below threshold)
lowmal:

Uncle Pinky (I feel weird just writing that name),

Get with the times.. "Codes" went out centuries ago..

You need to go do battle with some windmills or something..

She has far too much att... (Below threshold)
Eric:

She has far too much attention for a someone so young. Were she male she would not receive anywhere near the same.

I'm not sure what her age has to do with anything. And while you may be right about her getting extra attention because she's an attractive woman... well, welcome to the real world.

I'm not sure what her ag... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

I'm not sure what her age has to do with anything. And while you may be right about her getting extra attention because she's an attractive woman... well, welcome to the real world.

Young and attractive doesn't get you the all-expense paid ticket for a young man that it does for a young woman. She's cute and has good resources for making videos but were I reading transcripts I would not be terribly impressed. It's the real world for sure, but elevation of someone largely on the basis of physical features is something I expect from Chrissie Matthews.




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