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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 21, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US Democratic Senator from New York and Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton addresses the New America Foundation earlier this year, in Washington, DC. With the first showdown only days away, US presidential hopefuls will take a break for Christmas and let their television ads propagate some holiday cheer, but not exempt of political undertones. Clinton in her ad plays the role of a doting mother cutting wrapping paper and placing suggestive cards on Christmas gifts: 'Universal Health Care,' 'Energy Independence,' and, 'Bringing our Troops Home. '(AFP/File/Karen Bleier)<br />


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (123)

Bring me your tired, whiny ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by plebe | December 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
plebe:

Bring me your tired, whiny and your willing suspension of disbelief

1. Posted by plebe | December 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (19 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:21

And here we have President ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

And here we have President for life Hillary Clinton speaking before the USSA (United Socialist States of America).

2. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:23

Aside from the contest does... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Aside from the contest doesnt it seem suspicous that the photographer basically took a picture which makes it look like she has a crown over her head?

3. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:25

In other news, Hillary Clin... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Todd | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Todd:

In other news, Hillary Clinton is having to tackle rumors that she purposefully gave herself a shining halo in a campaign appearance, trying in vain to win over the religious right.

4. Posted by Todd | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:26

"Don't cry for me Argentina... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by WildWillie | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you," Hillary sang at a rally. ww

5. Posted by WildWillie | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:26

A hard shell and hollow ins... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

A hard shell and hollow inside just like the real lady liberty.

6. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:27

Bill Clinton showed this ph... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.

7. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:27

Bill Clinton showed this ph... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a 19th century French pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.

8. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:28

Mission accomplished.... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Mission accomplished.

9. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:29

"I Am A Lightning Rod For C... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Am A Lightning Rod For Change."

10. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:29

Ladies and Gentlemen... I a... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jim Gags | December 21, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

Ladies and Gentlemen... I am the "Statue of Liberalism"

11. Posted by Jim Gags | December 21, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:31

"I Paid For The Hair Extens... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Paid For The Hair Extensions With My Own Money."

12. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:32

This copper underwear sure ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

This copper underwear sure itches.

13. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:34

"My Name Is Spike And My Hu... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"My Name Is Spike And My Husband's Name Is Bull- Dog."

14. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:37

DOG save the queen!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by LJD | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
LJD:

DOG save the queen!

15. Posted by LJD | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:39

Bring me your votes, you wr... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
guido:

Bring me your votes, you wretched refuse from shore to teeming shore, and I shall take from the rich oppressor and give to the poor huddled masses yearning for everything to be free.

16. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:39

"I want to live just long e... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
John Stark:

"I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favours come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates
arrange that for me, Mrs. Clinton?"

17. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:40

You Maniacs! You blew it up... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
guido:

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

18. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:43

Every Rose (Law Firm attorn... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
guido:

Every Rose (Law Firm attorney)has its thorns.

19. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:45

Since Hillary felt she real... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Since Hillary felt she really related to those down home county folks with her fake southern accent, she decided to expand her "Say Anything" tour by campaigning at a punk rocker party. To prove she was no poser she donned her spiked air and sang a rendition of "rock the cash bar", then promising "open bars" for all.

20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:47

"her spiked air"........er.... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

"her spiked air"........er....hair

21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:49

Tonight on Mutual of Omaha'... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
guido:

Tonight on Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom', we track the rare six-horned cankled Hildebeast.

22. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (15 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 07:51

After stepping back a littl... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DaveD | December 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

After stepping back a little too far, Hillary realizes it's the spike you can't see that can hurt you the most.

23. Posted by DaveD | December 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:03

PETA pressure made Hillary ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by jim2 | December 21, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
jim2:

PETA pressure made Hillary drop the snakes.

24. Posted by jim2 | December 21, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:06

Damn, Guido stole my next i... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
John Stark:

Damn, Guido stole my next idea. OK, I'll build on his:

"Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood."

25. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:08

Russia - our sacred soverei... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Russia - our sacred sovereignty,

Russia - our beloved land,

Mighty will, great glory -

Are yours for all time!

26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:20

As your queen - I promise y... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JLawson | December 21, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
JLawson:

As your queen - I promise you this.

I will take what you have, and give it to those who wouldn't work for it and will waste it.

I will listen to those who demand more from those who produce things, while producing nothing themselves.

I will insure you will never have to worry about the stresses involved in voting ever again.

And I will cure global warming by holding my breath.

27. Posted by JLawson | December 21, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:21

Hillary Clinton tries to dr... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 21, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

Hillary Clinton tries to draw attention away from the wrinkles on her face.

28. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 21, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:30

"Just like we plan to take ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Mark L | December 21, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Mark L:

"Just like we plan to take things from you for your own good, when I am President we will take the Statue of Liberty and replace it with the Statue of Statism I am now modeling."

29. Posted by Mark L | December 21, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:33

SERENITY NOW!!!... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

SERENITY NOW!!!

30. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35

The Statue of Liberty Jacqu... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by marc | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
marc:

The Statue of Liberty Jacques Chirac always dreamed of.

31. Posted by marc | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35

"Hillary is who we thought ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Dennis Green | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Dennis Green:

"Hillary is who we thought she is......if you want to crown her a$$, then go ahead and crown her!"

32. Posted by Dennis Green | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35

Just another bush running f... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Just another bush running for President.

33. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:37

Eddie: "Clark, it's the gif... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Eddie: "Clark, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.."

35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:39

Devil with the blue dress, ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress...

36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:40

Thanks, but I think I prefe... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Steve Gross:

Thanks, but I think I prefer the "old America."

37. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:43

The Error Apparent t... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Error Apparent to the Democrat Presidential nomination

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:53

I don't have a caption, but... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Joe Miller | December 21, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

I don't have a caption, but I think playing this Yugio card ends the game.

39. Posted by Joe Miller | December 21, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:55

♬They tried ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black and when I come back you'll know, know, know
♬

40. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 08:57

Huckabee's floating cross w... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Huckabee's floating cross was amateurish, just wait until evangelicals see Hillary's crown of thorns.

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 21, 2007 09:00