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Comments (123)
Bring me your tired, whiny ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by plebe | December 21, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
Bring me your tired, whiny and your willing suspension of disbelief
1. Posted by plebe | December 21, 2007 7:21 AM |
Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:21
2. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
And here we have President for life Hillary Clinton speaking before the USSA (United Socialist States of America).
2. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:23 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:23
3. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Aside from the contest doesnt it seem suspicous that the photographer basically took a picture which makes it look like she has a crown over her head?
3. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:25
4. Posted by Todd | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
In other news, Hillary Clinton is having to tackle rumors that she purposefully gave herself a shining halo in a campaign appearance, trying in vain to win over the religious right.
4. Posted by Todd | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:26
5. Posted by WildWillie | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you," Hillary sang at a rally. ww
5. Posted by WildWillie | December 21, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:26
6. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
A hard shell and hollow inside just like the real lady liberty.
6. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:27
7. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.
7. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:27
8. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a 19th century French pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.
8. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:28
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mission accomplished.
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:29
10. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"I Am A Lightning Rod For Change."
10. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:29 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:29
11. Posted by Jim Gags | December 21, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Ladies and Gentlemen... I am the "Statue of Liberalism"
11. Posted by Jim Gags | December 21, 2007 7:31 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:31
12. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"I Paid For The Hair Extensions With My Own Money."
12. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:32 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:32
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
This copper underwear sure itches.
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 21, 2007 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:34
14. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"My Name Is Spike And My Husband's Name Is Bull- Dog."
14. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 7:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:37
15. Posted by LJD | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DOG save the queen!
15. Posted by LJD | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:39
16. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Bring me your votes, you wretched refuse from shore to teeming shore, and I shall take from the rich oppressor and give to the poor huddled masses yearning for everything to be free.
16. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:39 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:39
17. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favours come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates
arrange that for me, Mrs. Clinton?"
17. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 7:40 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:40
18. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
18. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:43 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:43
19. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Every Rose (Law Firm attorney)has its thorns.
19. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:45
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Since Hillary felt she really related to those down home county folks with her fake southern accent, she decided to expand her "Say Anything" tour by campaigning at a punk rocker party. To prove she was no poser she donned her spiked air and sang a rendition of "rock the cash bar", then promising "open bars" for all.
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:47
21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"her spiked air"........er....hair
21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 21, 2007 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:49
22. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Tonight on Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom', we track the rare six-horned cankled Hildebeast.
22. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 07:51
23. Posted by DaveD | December 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
After stepping back a little too far, Hillary realizes it's the spike you can't see that can hurt you the most.
23. Posted by DaveD | December 21, 2007 8:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:03
24. Posted by jim2 | December 21, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
PETA pressure made Hillary drop the snakes.
24. Posted by jim2 | December 21, 2007 8:06 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:06
25. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Damn, Guido stole my next idea. OK, I'll build on his:
"Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood."
25. Posted by John Stark | December 21, 2007 8:08 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:08
26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Russia - our sacred sovereignty,
Russia - our beloved land,
Mighty will, great glory -
Are yours for all time!
26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:20 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:20
27. Posted by JLawson | December 21, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
As your queen - I promise you this.
I will take what you have, and give it to those who wouldn't work for it and will waste it.
I will listen to those who demand more from those who produce things, while producing nothing themselves.
I will insure you will never have to worry about the stresses involved in voting ever again.
And I will cure global warming by holding my breath.
27. Posted by JLawson | December 21, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:21
28. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 21, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton tries to draw attention away from the wrinkles on her face.
28. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 21, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:30
29. Posted by Mark L | December 21, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"Just like we plan to take things from you for your own good, when I am President we will take the Statue of Liberty and replace it with the Statue of Statism I am now modeling."
29. Posted by Mark L | December 21, 2007 8:33 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:33
30. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SERENITY NOW!!!
30. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35
31. Posted by marc | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The Statue of Liberty Jacques Chirac always dreamed of.
31. Posted by marc | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35
32. Posted by Dennis Green | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"Hillary is who we thought she is......if you want to crown her a$$, then go ahead and crown her!"
32. Posted by Dennis Green | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35
33. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Just another bush running for President.
33. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:35
34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:37 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:37
35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Eddie: "Clark, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.."
35. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:39
36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress...
36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 21, 2007 8:40 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:40
37. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Thanks, but I think I prefer the "old America."
37. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 8:43 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:43
38. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
The Error Apparent to the Democrat Presidential nomination
38. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:53
39. Posted by Joe Miller | December 21, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I don't have a caption, but I think playing this Yugio card ends the game.
39. Posted by Joe Miller | December 21, 2007 8:55 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:55
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
♬
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black and when I come back you'll know, know, know
♬
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 08:57
41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Huckabee's floating cross was amateurish, just wait until evangelicals see Hillary's crown of thorns.
41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:00
42. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If this is the "New America", perhaps this would be an appropriate time for regifting.
42. Posted by Steve Gross | December 21, 2007 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:00
43. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"...and I don't care who I step on, on the way up, 'cause I'm not comin' back down..."
43. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:01
44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary's New America sounds too much like Putin's Old Soviet Union.
44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:03
45. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I'll be able to work closely with our neighbors, like Chavez, after all President for Life, is not such an unreasonable request (for me)"
45. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:03
46. Posted by Weegie | December 21, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Not only have I been a Yankees fan all my life, I was also born in a manger - check out my halo!
46. Posted by Weegie | December 21, 2007 9:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:05
47. Posted by GeminiChuck | December 21, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . . and I'll create a social program for each and every one of them.
47. Posted by GeminiChuck | December 21, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:06
48. Posted by Mark | December 21, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I'm voting for her. Might be the way to reform this congress.
48. Posted by Mark | December 21, 2007 9:07 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:07
49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary opened the talent portion of the Iowa Caucus with a spoken word rendition of "Taxman".
49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:09
50. Posted by DSkinner | December 21, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The hell with the old saying, just give me your money.
50. Posted by DSkinner | December 21, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:10
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Some people like to call me "Lady Liberty" - but you can just call me "Medusa."
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:10
52. Posted by nehemiah | December 21, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welcome to Hellish Island.
52. Posted by nehemiah | December 21, 2007 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:12
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Here?
A little more to the right Mrs. Clinton.
Here?
Now a wee bit to the left.
Here?
Now if you could tilt your head up just little?
Here?
Perfect. Now try to act relaxed...
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:14
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Is that a mullet?
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:16
55. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: In an attempt to relive the 'Glory of the Past' Senator Rodham Clinton's campaign is slightly revamping her husband's successful demographic and is targeting 'Sucker Moms.' Developing...
55. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:23
56. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Where'd that red dot come from?"
56. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:24
57. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary makes good on her promise to let people inspect inside her mouth.
57. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:28
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mrs. Clinton issued a hasty apology to her constituents today for misspelling 'America.' "We specifically told the sign maker it was 'Amerika,' she explained.
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:33
59. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Frau Blucher
59. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:33
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pundits knew Hillary's campaign was doomed when she challenged Obama to a belching contest.
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:33
61. Posted by BPG | December 21, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"It's Mega-Maid! And she's gone from suck to blow!"
61. Posted by BPG | December 21, 2007 9:39 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:39
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 21, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeepers Creepers...she needs to feed on more tax money to regenerate her failed ideas.
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 21, 2007 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:48
63. Posted by Roy | December 21, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Florida Supreme court just announced the winner of this year's Miss America contest.
63. Posted by Roy | December 21, 2007 9:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:49
64. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Your average demon goes with just the two horns.
64. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 9:49 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:49
65. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In the end, they went with the blue star. It was felt that a red star was just too obvious.
65. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 9:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 09:52
66. Posted by Troy Camplin | December 21, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Give me your poor and huddled masses so I can buy their votes with promoses of welfare and socialism."
66. Posted by Troy Camplin | December 21, 2007 10:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:01
67. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where is Frodo now that we need him?
The only way to defeat the Unblinking Eye is to take the Bubba of Power to Mordor (it's a small neighborhood in San Francisco) and throw it into a gay bar called the Volcano.
67. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:04
68. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Can't Dorothy solve this whole problem with just one bucket of water?
68. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:07
69. Posted by lunacy | December 21, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
If this is liberty than give me death.
69. Posted by lunacy | December 21, 2007 10:12 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:12
70. Posted by David | December 21, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
If the French had given this head to the Statue of Liberty, we wouldn't have imigrants.
70. Posted by David | December 21, 2007 10:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:29
71. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hootie & The Blowfish will be Playing At My Inaugural Ball."
71. Posted by radio free fred | December 21, 2007 10:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:37
72. Posted by Allium | December 21, 2007 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remington debutes it's popular alternative to the crosshair scope
72. Posted by Allium | December 21, 2007 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:47
73. Posted by Spurwing Plover | December 21, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GIVE ME YOUR TERRORISTS.YOUR RADICALS.THE TEAMING HOARDS FROM YOUR OPPRESSIVE PRISONS
73. Posted by Spurwing Plover | December 21, 2007 10:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:54
74. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lady Fibberty
74. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 10:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 10:57
75. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where'd that red dot come from?"
ha ha .... good one Rodney!
75. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:05
76. Posted by mojo | December 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and when they was no crawdads, we ate sand!"
76. Posted by mojo | December 21, 2007 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:06
77. Posted by craig | December 21, 2007 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"
77. Posted by craig | December 21, 2007 11:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:10
78. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"New America" roughly translate's into number 263 Prinsengracht.
78. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:14
79. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
We're calling it "New America" because, by the time I get done with it, you simply won't recognize the old place.
79. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:14 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:14
80. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Does'nt this photo just make You all warm and fuzzy inside?
80. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:18
81. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These pointy spikes are my only protection against the vast right wing conspiracy.
81. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:25
82. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary!! a reason to keep on breathing!
82. Posted by 914 | December 21, 2007 11:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:30
83. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't feel no ways tined.
83. Posted by guido | December 21, 2007 11:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 11:40
84. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 21, 2007 12:04 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lady Fiberty.
84. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 21, 2007 12:04 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:04
85. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 21, 2007 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whups, 914 beat me to it. Great and sick minds think alike, I guess.
85. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 21, 2007 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:11
86. Posted by Abigail | December 21, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I could've sworn they just got done renovating the Statue of Liberty, but it looks like they need to start over again, pronto.
86. Posted by Abigail | December 21, 2007 12:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:30
87. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary Rodham Clinton... every bit as qualified as Eva Braun.
87. Posted by rodney dill | December 21, 2007 12:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:42
88. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 21, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fake halo. Fake smile. Fake qualifications. Fake leader.
88. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 21, 2007 12:50 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:50
89. Posted by La Mano | December 21, 2007 12:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
La Estatua de la Libertad para la Nueva América
89. Posted by La Mano | December 21, 2007 12:55 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 12:55
90. Posted by epador | December 21, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This Lady hold a torch for no one. And notice how the photograph is cropped to hide her standing on the bedrock back of her husband.
90. Posted by epador | December 21, 2007 1:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 13:34
91. Posted by JimK | December 21, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(asterisk next to "New America)
* actually more like Europe, really, if I'm being honest
91. Posted by JimK | December 21, 2007 2:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 14:02
92. Posted by LaMedusa | December 21, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whatever you do, don't fall on it.
92. Posted by LaMedusa | December 21, 2007 2:26 PM |
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Posted on December 21, 2007 14:26
93. Posted by LaMedusa | December 21, 2007 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those who vote for my opponent shall be impaled by by my Liberty Statutes.
93. Posted by LaMedusa | December 21, 2007 2:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 14:28
94. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 21, 2007 2:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Give her a year as president and her face will be as crusty as the real lady liberty. Is that dandruff? No it was left by the pigeons.
94. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 21, 2007 2:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 14:45
95. Posted by Porkopolis | December 21, 2007 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The candidate was all aglow again after the Drudgery of the campaign was reversed with a double-shot of eye of newt and toe of frog.
95. Posted by Porkopolis | December 21, 2007 2:53 PM |
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Posted on December 21, 2007 14:53
96. Posted by Giacomo | December 21, 2007 3:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"They're Republicans?!! Let them eat cake."
96. Posted by Giacomo | December 21, 2007 3:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 15:39
97. Posted by Giacomo | December 21, 2007 3:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is what happens when you carpetbag in New York.
97. Posted by Giacomo | December 21, 2007 3:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 15:41
98. Posted by KB | December 21, 2007 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Floating Cross? I don't need no stinking floating Cross.
98. Posted by KB | December 21, 2007 4:00 PM |
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Posted on December 21, 2007 16:00
99. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 21, 2007 4:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As a reporter prepared to ask an actual question, high speed cameras captured this image of Mrs. Clinton's famed death ray.
99. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 21, 2007 4:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 16:18
100. Posted by SPQR | December 21, 2007 4:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My caption entry:
"Holding aloft a torch in one hand and a book of FBI background reports of her enemies in the other ..."
100. Posted by SPQR | December 21, 2007 4:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 16:59
101. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 21, 2007 6:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton. Time's "Man of the Year" Runner Up!
101. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 21, 2007 6:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 18:29
102. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 6:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill displayed this photo to prove his wife was not the horned beast in revelations. He was heard to say "See she only has 7 horns instead of the 9 that Saint John wrote about."
102. Posted by retired military | December 21, 2007 6:35 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 18:35
103. Posted by Dodo David | December 21, 2007 6:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The cover photo of the sequel to George Orwell's novel 1984.
103. Posted by Dodo David | December 21, 2007 6:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 18:37
104. Posted by Dodo David | December 21, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big Sister is watching you.
104. Posted by Dodo David | December 21, 2007 6:38 PM |
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Posted on December 21, 2007 18:38
105. Posted by Patrick McHargue | December 21, 2007 6:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Send me your rich, your well-connected, your influencial, yearning to buy my vote.
105. Posted by Patrick McHargue | December 21, 2007 6:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 18:52
106. Posted by Proof | December 21, 2007 7:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Borg implant in her neck was only visible when she tilted her head back!
106. Posted by Proof | December 21, 2007 7:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 19:22
107. Posted by Lily | December 21, 2007 8:24 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
We want Barabbas!!!!
107. Posted by Lily | December 21, 2007 8:24 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 20:24
108. Posted by BorgQueen | December 21, 2007 10:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Medusa gets a little crazy with the hair gel.
108. Posted by BorgQueen | December 21, 2007 10:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 22:10
109. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If somebody'll hook that thing, I'll rev up the Bassamatic.
109. Posted by fustian | December 21, 2007 10:49 PM |
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Posted on December 21, 2007 22:49
110. Posted by DaveH | December 21, 2007 10:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When asked why she tried to steal the Statue of Liberty, Mrs. Clinton said that she thought it would go nicely with the furniture she took from the White House.
110. Posted by DaveH | December 21, 2007 10:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2007 22:58
111. Posted by John | December 22, 2007 3:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary briefly considers what it would mean if she were to keep the one ring.
111. Posted by John | December 22, 2007 3:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 22, 2007 03:58
112. Posted by Steam Dragon | December 22, 2007 6:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How would YOU like to be 'Queenie For A Day?'"
"Woof!"
"Not you, Sir..."
112. Posted by Steam Dragon | December 22, 2007 6:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 22, 2007 06:37
113. Posted by Tango | December 22, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Statue of Liturgy"
113. Posted by Tango | December 22, 2007 8:22 AM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 08:22
114. Posted by Tango | December 22, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill the Cat says, "Ackkkkk!"
114. Posted by Tango | December 22, 2007 8:29 AM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 08:29
115. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those spike crowns? Duh...all the world-class geniuses are wearing them.
115. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2007 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 22, 2007 09:07
116. Posted by Mark | December 22, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brought to you by Rose Law Firm. With special thanks to those who have sacrificed so much to make this Dream come true.
(Made in China)
116. Posted by Mark | December 22, 2007 9:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 22, 2007 09:20
117. Posted by rodney dill | December 22, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dicken's Classic 'A Christmas Carol' really starts to get interesting with the appearance of the Ghost of Christmas Pest
117. Posted by rodney dill | December 22, 2007 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 09:36
118. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oral hijinks
118. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 10:42 AM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 10:42
119. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Auguste Bartholdi eat Your heart out!
119. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 10:44 AM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 10:44
120. Posted by radio free fred | December 22, 2007 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OBAMA, MY ASS!!!!!"
120. Posted by radio free fred | December 22, 2007 1:19 PM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 13:19
121. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If She did this more often, Bill would not need a Lewinsky?
121. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2007 7:02 PM |
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Posted on December 22, 2007 19:02
122. Posted by Gollum | December 23, 2007 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, we get to see her "O" face . . .
122. Posted by Gollum | December 23, 2007 4:55 PM |
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Posted on December 23, 2007 16:55
123. Posted by Kevin
| December 24, 2007 2:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.
123. Posted by Kevin
| December 24, 2007 2:31 AM |
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Posted on December 24, 2007 02:31