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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US Democratic Senator from New York and Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton addresses the New America Foundation earlier this year, in Washington, DC. With the first showdown only days away, US presidential hopefuls will take a break for Christmas and let their television ads propagate some holiday cheer, but not exempt of political undertones. Clinton in her ad plays the role of a doting mother cutting wrapping paper and placing suggestive cards on Christmas gifts: 'Universal Health Care,' 'Energy Independence,' and, 'Bringing our Troops Home. '(AFP/File/Karen Bleier)<br />


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.


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Bring me your tired, whiny ... (Below threshold)
plebe:

Bring me your tired, whiny and your willing suspension of disbelief

And here we have President ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And here we have President for life Hillary Clinton speaking before the USSA (United Socialist States of America).

Aside from the contest does... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Aside from the contest doesnt it seem suspicous that the photographer basically took a picture which makes it look like she has a crown over her head?

In other news, Hillary Clin... (Below threshold)
Todd:

In other news, Hillary Clinton is having to tackle rumors that she purposefully gave herself a shining halo in a campaign appearance, trying in vain to win over the religious right.

"Don't cry for me Argentina... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you," Hillary sang at a rally. ww

A hard shell and hollow ins... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

A hard shell and hollow inside just like the real lady liberty.

Bill Clinton showed this ph... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.

Bill Clinton showed this ph... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton showed this photograph which he claims proves that the Statue of Liberty was actually based on a 19th century French pyschic's vishion of President Hillary leading America.

Mission accomplished.... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Mission accomplished.

"I Am A Lightning Rod For C... (Below threshold)

"I Am A Lightning Rod For Change."

Ladies and Gentlemen... I a... (Below threshold)

Ladies and Gentlemen... I am the "Statue of Liberalism"

"I Paid For The Hair Extens... (Below threshold)

"I Paid For The Hair Extensions With My Own Money."

This copper underwear sure ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

This copper underwear sure itches.

"My Name Is Spike And My Hu... (Below threshold)

"My Name Is Spike And My Husband's Name Is Bull- Dog."

DOG save the queen!... (Below threshold)
LJD:

DOG save the queen!

Bring me your votes, you wr... (Below threshold)
guido:

Bring me your votes, you wretched refuse from shore to teeming shore, and I shall take from the rich oppressor and give to the poor huddled masses yearning for everything to be free.

"I want to live just long e... (Below threshold)
John Stark:

"I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favours come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates
arrange that for me, Mrs. Clinton?"

You Maniacs! You blew it up... (Below threshold)
guido:

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Every Rose (Law Firm attorn... (Below threshold)
guido:

Every Rose (Law Firm attorney)has its thorns.

Since Hillary felt she real... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Since Hillary felt she really related to those down home county folks with her fake southern accent, she decided to expand her "Say Anything" tour by campaigning at a punk rocker party. To prove she was no poser she donned her spiked air and sang a rendition of "rock the cash bar", then promising "open bars" for all.

"her spiked air"........er.... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

"her spiked air"........er....hair

Tonight on Mutual of Omaha'... (Below threshold)
guido:

Tonight on Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom', we track the rare six-horned cankled Hildebeast.

After stepping back a littl... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

After stepping back a little too far, Hillary realizes it's the spike you can't see that can hurt you the most.

PETA pressure made Hillary ... (Below threshold)
jim2:

PETA pressure made Hillary drop the snakes.

Damn, Guido stole my next i... (Below threshold)
John Stark:

Damn, Guido stole my next idea. OK, I'll build on his:

"Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood."

Russia - our sacred soverei... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Russia - our sacred sovereignty,

Russia - our beloved land,

Mighty will, great glory -

Are yours for all time!

As your queen - I promise y... (Below threshold)

As your queen - I promise you this.

I will take what you have, and give it to those who wouldn't work for it and will waste it.

I will listen to those who demand more from those who produce things, while producing nothing themselves.

I will insure you will never have to worry about the stresses involved in voting ever again.

And I will cure global warming by holding my breath.

Hillary Clinton tries to dr... (Below threshold)

Hillary Clinton tries to draw attention away from the wrinkles on her face.

"Just like we plan to take ... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"Just like we plan to take things from you for your own good, when I am President we will take the Statue of Liberty and replace it with the Statue of Statism I am now modeling."

SERENITY NOW!!!... (Below threshold)

SERENITY NOW!!!

The Statue of Liberty Jacqu... (Below threshold)
marc:

The Statue of Liberty Jacques Chirac always dreamed of.

"Hillary is who we thought ... (Below threshold)
Dennis Green:

"Hillary is who we thought she is......if you want to crown her a$$, then go ahead and crown her!"

Just another bush running f... (Below threshold)

Just another bush running for President.

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

Eddie: "Clark, it's the gif... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Eddie: "Clark, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.."

Devil with the blue dress, ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress...

Thanks, but I think I prefe... (Below threshold)
Steve Gross:

Thanks, but I think I prefer the "old America."

The Error Apparent t... (Below threshold)

The Error Apparent to the Democrat Presidential nomination

I don't have a caption, but... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I don't have a caption, but I think playing this Yugio card ends the game.

♬They tried ... (Below threshold)


They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black and when I come back you'll know, know, know

Huckabee's floating cross w... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Huckabee's floating cross was amateurish, just wait until evangelicals see Hillary's crown of thorns.

If this is the "New America... (Below threshold)
Steve Gross:

If this is the "New America", perhaps this would be an appropriate time for regifting.

"...and I don't care who I ... (Below threshold)

"...and I don't care who I step on, on the way up, 'cause I'm not comin' back down..."

Hillary's New America sound... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary's New America sounds too much like Putin's Old Soviet Union.

"I'll be able to work close... (Below threshold)

"I'll be able to work closely with our neighbors, like Chavez, after all President for Life, is not such an unreasonable request (for me)"

Not only have I been a Yank... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Not only have I been a Yankees fan all my life, I was also born in a manger - check out my halo!

Give me your tired, your po... (Below threshold)
GeminiChuck:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . . and I'll create a social program for each and every one of them.

I'm voting for her. Might b... (Below threshold)
Mark:

I'm voting for her. Might be the way to reform this congress.

Hillary opened the talent p... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary opened the talent portion of the Iowa Caucus with a spoken word rendition of "Taxman".

The hell with the old sayin... (Below threshold)

The hell with the old saying, just give me your money.

Some people like to call me... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Some people like to call me "Lady Liberty" - but you can just call me "Medusa."

Welcome to Hellish Island.<... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

Welcome to Hellish Island.

Here?A little more... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Here?

A little more to the right Mrs. Clinton.

Here?

Now a wee bit to the left.

Here?

Now if you could tilt your head up just little?

Here?

Perfect. Now try to act relaxed...

Is that a mullet?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Is that a mullet?

DRUDGEBREAKING: In an attem... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: In an attempt to relive the 'Glory of the Past' Senator Rodham Clinton's campaign is slightly revamping her husband's successful demographic and is targeting 'Sucker Moms.' Developing...

"Where'd that red dot come ... (Below threshold)

"Where'd that red dot come from?"

Hillary makes good on her p... (Below threshold)

Hillary makes good on her promise to let people inspect inside her mouth.

Mrs. Clinton issued a hasty... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mrs. Clinton issued a hasty apology to her constituents today for misspelling 'America.' "We specifically told the sign maker it was 'Amerika,' she explained.

Frau Blucher... (Below threshold)

Frau Blucher

Pundits knew Hillary's camp... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pundits knew Hillary's campaign was doomed when she challenged Obama to a belching contest.

"It's Mega-Maid! And she's ... (Below threshold)
BPG:

"It's Mega-Maid! And she's gone from suck to blow!"

Jeepers Creepers...she need... (Below threshold)

Jeepers Creepers...she needs to feed on more tax money to regenerate her failed ideas.

The Florida Supreme court j... (Below threshold)
Roy:

The Florida Supreme court just announced the winner of this year's Miss America contest.

Your average demon goes wit... (Below threshold)

Your average demon goes with just the two horns.

In the end, they went with ... (Below threshold)

In the end, they went with the blue star. It was felt that a red star was just too obvious.

"Give me your poor and hudd... (Below threshold)

"Give me your poor and huddled masses so I can buy their votes with promoses of welfare and socialism."

Where is Frodo now that we ... (Below threshold)

Where is Frodo now that we need him?

The only way to defeat the Unblinking Eye is to take the Bubba of Power to Mordor (it's a small neighborhood in San Francisco) and throw it into a gay bar called the Volcano.

Can't Dorothy solve this wh... (Below threshold)

Can't Dorothy solve this whole problem with just one bucket of water?

If this is liberty than giv... (Below threshold)
lunacy:

If this is liberty than give me death.

If the French had given thi... (Below threshold)
David:

If the French had given this head to the Statue of Liberty, we wouldn't have imigrants.

"Hootie & The Blowfish will... (Below threshold)

"Hootie & The Blowfish will be Playing At My Inaugural Ball."

Remington debutes it's popu... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Remington debutes it's popular alternative to the crosshair scope

GIVE ME YOUR TERRORISTS.YOU... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

GIVE ME YOUR TERRORISTS.YOUR RADICALS.THE TEAMING HOARDS FROM YOUR OPPRESSIVE PRISONS

Lady Fibberty... (Below threshold)
914:

Lady Fibberty

"Where'd that red dot come ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Where'd that red dot come from?"

ha ha .... good one Rodney!

"...and when they was no cr... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"...and when they was no crawdads, we ate sand!"

"Looks like I picked the wr... (Below threshold)
craig:

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"

"New America" roughly trans... (Below threshold)
914:

"New America" roughly translate's into number 263 Prinsengracht.

We're calling it "New Ameri... (Below threshold)
guido:

We're calling it "New America" because, by the time I get done with it, you simply won't recognize the old place.

Does'nt this photo just mak... (Below threshold)
914:

Does'nt this photo just make You all warm and fuzzy inside?

These pointy spikes are my ... (Below threshold)
guido:

These pointy spikes are my only protection against the vast right wing conspiracy.

Hillary!! a reason to keep ... (Below threshold)
914:

Hillary!! a reason to keep on breathing!

I don't feel no ways tined.... (Below threshold)
guido:

I don't feel no ways tined.

Lady Fiberty.... (Below threshold)

Lady Fiberty.

Whups, 914 beat me to it. ... (Below threshold)

Whups, 914 beat me to it. Great and sick minds think alike, I guess.

I could've sworn they just ... (Below threshold)

I could've sworn they just got done renovating the Statue of Liberty, but it looks like they need to start over again, pronto.

Hillary Rodham Clinton... e... (Below threshold)

Hillary Rodham Clinton... every bit as qualified as Eva Braun.

Fake halo. Fake smile. Fa... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Fake halo. Fake smile. Fake qualifications. Fake leader.

La Estatua de la Libertad p... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

La Estatua de la Libertad para la Nueva América

This Lady hold a torch for ... (Below threshold)
epador:

This Lady hold a torch for no one. And notice how the photograph is cropped to hide her standing on the bedrock back of her husband.

(asterisk next to "New Amer... (Below threshold)
JimK:

(asterisk next to "New America)

* actually more like Europe, really, if I'm being honest

Whatever you do, don't fall... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Whatever you do, don't fall on it.

Those who vote for my oppon... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Those who vote for my opponent shall be impaled by by my Liberty Statutes.

Give her a year as presiden... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Give her a year as president and her face will be as crusty as the real lady liberty. Is that dandruff? No it was left by the pigeons.

The candidate was all ag... (Below threshold)

The candidate was all aglow again after the Drudgery of the campaign was reversed with a double-shot of eye of newt and toe of frog.

"They're Republicans?!! Let... (Below threshold)

"They're Republicans?!! Let them eat cake."

This is what happens when y... (Below threshold)

This is what happens when you carpetbag in New York.

Floating Cross? I don't nee... (Below threshold)
KB:

Floating Cross? I don't need no stinking floating Cross.

As a reporter prepared to a... (Below threshold)

As a reporter prepared to ask an actual question, high speed cameras captured this image of Mrs. Clinton's famed death ray.

My caption entry:"... (Below threshold)
SPQR:

My caption entry:

"Holding aloft a torch in one hand and a book of FBI background reports of her enemies in the other ..."

Hillary Clinton. Time's "Ma... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hillary Clinton. Time's "Man of the Year" Runner Up!

Bill displayed this photo t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill displayed this photo to prove his wife was not the horned beast in revelations. He was heard to say "See she only has 7 horns instead of the 9 that Saint John wrote about."

The cover photo of the sequ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The cover photo of the sequel to George Orwell's novel 1984.

Big Sister is watching you.... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Big Sister is watching you.

Send me your rich, your wel... (Below threshold)
Patrick McHargue:

Send me your rich, your well-connected, your influencial, yearning to buy my vote.

The Borg implant in ... (Below threshold)
Proof:

The Borg implant in her neck was only visible when she tilted her head back!

We want Barabbas!!!!... (Below threshold)
Lily:

We want Barabbas!!!!

Medusa gets a little crazy ... (Below threshold)
BorgQueen:

Medusa gets a little crazy with the hair gel.

If somebody'll hook that th... (Below threshold)

If somebody'll hook that thing, I'll rev up the Bassamatic.

When asked why she tried to... (Below threshold)
DaveH:

When asked why she tried to steal the Statue of Liberty, Mrs. Clinton said that she thought it would go nicely with the furniture she took from the White House.

Hillary briefly considers w... (Below threshold)
John:

Hillary briefly considers what it would mean if she were to keep the one ring.

"How would YOU like to be '... (Below threshold)
Steam Dragon:

"How would YOU like to be 'Queenie For A Day?'"

"Woof!"

"Not you, Sir..."

"Statue of Liturgy"... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"Statue of Liturgy"

Bill the Cat says, "Ackkkkk... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Bill the Cat says, "Ackkkkk!"

Those spike crowns? Duh...a... (Below threshold)

Those spike crowns? Duh...all the world-class geniuses are wearing them.

Brought to you by Rose Law ... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Brought to you by Rose Law Firm. With special thanks to those who have sacrificed so much to make this Dream come true.
(Made in China)

The Dicken's Classic 'A Chr... (Below threshold)

The Dicken's Classic 'A Christmas Carol' really starts to get interesting with the appearance of the Ghost of Christmas Pest

Oral hijinks... (Below threshold)
914:

Oral hijinks

Auguste Bartholdi eat Your ... (Below threshold)
914:

Auguste Bartholdi eat Your heart out!

"OBAMA, MY ASS!!!!!"... (Below threshold)

"OBAMA, MY ASS!!!!!"

If She did this more often,... (Below threshold)
914:

If She did this more often, Bill would not need a Lewinsky?

Finally, we get to see her ... (Below threshold)

Finally, we get to see her "O" face . . .

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.




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