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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 28, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Chelsea Clinton greets local residents during a campaign stop with her mother Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., Wednesday, Dec. 26, 2007, Mount Pleasant, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (165)

"I'm adopted! Thank God!!!!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 7:11 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
John Stark:

"I'm adopted! Thank God!!!!!"

1. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 7:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:11

The apple doesn't rot far f... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Steve G. | December 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Steve G.:

The apple doesn't rot far from the tree. Genetics will out.

2. Posted by Steve G. | December 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:15

"Mom, your botox isn't work... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by WildWillie | December 28, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Mom, your botox isn't working on me." ww

3. Posted by WildWillie | December 28, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:17

Momma as President? That ev... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by bRight & Early | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
bRight & Early:

Momma as President? That even scares me!

4. Posted by bRight & Early | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:21

Scientists display the gene... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Scientists display the genetic crossing of a crooked politician and a lousy lawyer.

5. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:21

1st place in the contest to... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

1st place in the contest to model ghost face cookies.

6. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:23

Like Mom cant you see. NO... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Like Mom cant you see. NO CAVITIES

7. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:25

Chelsea tries to look nonch... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Chelsea tries to look nonchalant while her father runs through the building flicking Mr. Happy up and down while yelling "woo-woo-woo-woo".....again.

8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:26

From the piercing call of t... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jay Wills | December 28, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Jay Wills:

From the piercing call of the ultrasonic whistle, Chelsea knew it was, at last, time for dinner.

9. Posted by Jay Wills | December 28, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:27

the product of same sex mar... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by sodaboy | December 28, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sodaboy:

the product of same sex marraige

10. Posted by sodaboy | December 28, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:28

"Well, like duh, I'm voting... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
JAT:

"Well, like duh, I'm voting. But don't tell mom, I'm voting for Ron Paul."

11. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:32

Thanks to that bottle of No... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 28, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Thanks to that bottle of No-Doze, I don't feel no ways tired.

12. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 28, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:37

WOWZA!!... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by HughS | December 28, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HughS:

WOWZA!!

13. Posted by HughS | December 28, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:38

Chelsea's campaign "smile",... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by smitch | December 28, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
smitch:

Chelsea's campaign "smile", programmed by her mother, fails to disappear as she learns of Benazir Bhuto's death.

14. Posted by smitch | December 28, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:39

Mary: Dad, isn't this the c... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by G. P. O'Hara | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
G. P. O'Hara:

Mary: Dad, isn't this the creepiest halloween mask ever?
Dick: Big time.

15. Posted by G. P. O'Hara | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:41

Oops! Sorry, I farted.... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
JAT:

Oops! Sorry, I farted.

16. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:41

Chelsea Clinton had to lear... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Chelsea Clinton had to learn the hard way that, "your face will stay like that" if you keep on pretending your parents are honorable people and want what's best for the country.

17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:44

"Yeah, like in retrospect, ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by DaveD | December 28, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Yeah, like in retrospect, a village doesn't look like such a bad idea!"

18. Posted by DaveD | December 28, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:47

Chelsea Clinton notices tha... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Chelsea Clinton notices that Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy are both walking towards her.

19. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:56

My momma had an affair with... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Dave | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Dave:

My momma had an affair with Howdy Doody????????!!!!!!!

20. Posted by Dave | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:58

Mr. Obama!!!... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Dave thA | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Mr. Obama!!!

21. Posted by Dave thA | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 07:58

"Both arrested for treason?... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by JLawson | December 28, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JLawson:

"Both arrested for treason? I knew those documents Sandy stole would be useful!"

22. Posted by JLawson | December 28, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:10

Monica Lewinsky... She's be... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jim Gags | December 28, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

Monica Lewinsky... She's behind me isn't she?

23. Posted by Jim Gags | December 28, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:12

"It's twue! It's twue!"... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Stark:

"It's twue! It's twue!"

24. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:18

President Daddy, President ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

President Daddy, President Mommy, President Me!

25. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:30

"Watch your back! I learne... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

"Watch your back! I learned to bite from Mommy."

26. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:33

Sure mom, all I want for Ch... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sure mom, all I want for Christmas is a White House wedding like Jenna.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:34

Chelsea was thirlled to lea... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Chelsea was thirlled to learn Ted Kennedy would be driving her around New Hampshire to stump for Hillary.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:39

You can take the girl out o... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You can take the girl out of Arkansas, but you can't take Arkansas out of the girl.

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:44

I feel pretty, oh so pretty... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by billburz | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
billburz:

I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
I am pretty and witty and wise,
and my mommy,
likes the girls and hates the guys...

30. Posted by billburz | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:48

Ooooh, a waffle bar! I wan... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ooooh, a waffle bar! I want bananas on my waffle.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:48

"Dennis Kuchinich wants ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dennis Kuchinich wants me as his running mate... for sure!"

32. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:50

"Oh mommy... I've been invi... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Oh mommy... I've been invited over to Mary Cheney's for a sleepover."

33. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:51

"The Anticipation Of Gettin... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"The Anticipation Of Getting Her Old Bedroom Back, At The White House Is Just Too Much!"

34. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:51

"I'dlikeanotherRedBull</... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'dlikeanotherRedBullnowpleasepleasepleaseplease...."

35. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 08:53

Hillary: "Are you sure the ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Falze | December 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Falze:

Hillary: "Are you sure the lift looks...natural?"
Carville: "You look great! No one will be able to tell you had any work done! Take THAT, Drudge!"

36. Posted by Falze | December 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:01

"I'm adopted... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm adopted! Thank God!!!!!"

I think we're all playing for second behind John Stark's caption.

37. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:02

OHH Headlights!!!... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 28, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

OHH Headlights!!!

38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 28, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:09

Dad! You put that back in y... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dad! You put that back in your pants right now. You always embarrass me!

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:12

"Milk Carton Photography Ha... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Milk Carton Photography Has Came A Long Way."

40. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:13

Maps! We need more maps!</p... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Maps! We need more maps!

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 28, 2007 09:14

"No Chelsea, we were just d... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)