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Comments (165)
"I'm adopted! Thank God!!!!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 7:11 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
"I'm adopted! Thank God!!!!!"
1. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 7:11 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:11
2. Posted by Steve G. | December 28, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
The apple doesn't rot far from the tree. Genetics will out.
2. Posted by Steve G. | December 28, 2007 7:15 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:15
3. Posted by WildWillie | December 28, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mom, your botox isn't working on me." ww
3. Posted by WildWillie | December 28, 2007 7:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:17
4. Posted by bRight & Early | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Momma as President? That even scares me!
4. Posted by bRight & Early | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:21
5. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Scientists display the genetic crossing of a crooked politician and a lousy lawyer.
5. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:21
6. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1st place in the contest to model ghost face cookies.
6. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:23
7. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Mom cant you see. NO CAVITIES
7. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:25
8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Chelsea tries to look nonchalant while her father runs through the building flicking Mr. Happy up and down while yelling "woo-woo-woo-woo".....again.
8. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:26
9. Posted by Jay Wills | December 28, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
From the piercing call of the ultrasonic whistle, Chelsea knew it was, at last, time for dinner.
9. Posted by Jay Wills | December 28, 2007 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:27
10. Posted by sodaboy | December 28, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the product of same sex marraige
10. Posted by sodaboy | December 28, 2007 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:28
11. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Well, like duh, I'm voting. But don't tell mom, I'm voting for Ron Paul."
11. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:32 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:32
12. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 28, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Thanks to that bottle of No-Doze, I don't feel no ways tired.
12. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | December 28, 2007 7:37 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:37
13. Posted by HughS | December 28, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOWZA!!
13. Posted by HughS | December 28, 2007 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:38
14. Posted by smitch | December 28, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Chelsea's campaign "smile", programmed by her mother, fails to disappear as she learns of Benazir Bhuto's death.
14. Posted by smitch | December 28, 2007 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:39
15. Posted by G. P. O'Hara | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mary: Dad, isn't this the creepiest halloween mask ever?
Dick: Big time.
15. Posted by G. P. O'Hara | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:41
16. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Oops! Sorry, I farted.
16. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 7:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:41
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Chelsea Clinton had to learn the hard way that, "your face will stay like that" if you keep on pretending your parents are honorable people and want what's best for the country.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:44
18. Posted by DaveD | December 28, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Yeah, like in retrospect, a village doesn't look like such a bad idea!"
18. Posted by DaveD | December 28, 2007 7:47 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:47
19. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chelsea Clinton notices that Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy are both walking towards her.
19. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 28, 2007 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:56
20. Posted by Dave | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
My momma had an affair with Howdy Doody????????!!!!!!!
20. Posted by Dave | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:58
21. Posted by Dave thA | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Obama!!!
21. Posted by Dave thA | December 28, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 07:58
22. Posted by JLawson | December 28, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Both arrested for treason? I knew those documents Sandy stole would be useful!"
22. Posted by JLawson | December 28, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:10
23. Posted by Jim Gags | December 28, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Monica Lewinsky... She's behind me isn't she?
23. Posted by Jim Gags | December 28, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:12
24. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's twue! It's twue!"
24. Posted by John Stark | December 28, 2007 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:18
25. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Daddy, President Mommy, President Me!
25. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:30
26. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Watch your back! I learned to bite from Mommy."
26. Posted by twolaneflash | December 28, 2007 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:33
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure mom, all I want for Christmas is a White House wedding like Jenna.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:34
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Chelsea was thirlled to learn Ted Kennedy would be driving her around New Hampshire to stump for Hillary.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:39
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You can take the girl out of Arkansas, but you can't take Arkansas out of the girl.
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:44
30. Posted by billburz | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I feel pretty, oh so pretty,
I am pretty and witty and wise,
and my mommy,
likes the girls and hates the guys...
30. Posted by billburz | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:48
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ooooh, a waffle bar! I want bananas on my waffle.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:48
32. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dennis Kuchinich wants me as his running mate... for sure!"
32. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:50
33. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Oh mommy... I've been invited over to Mary Cheney's for a sleepover."
33. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:51
34. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Anticipation Of Getting Her Old Bedroom Back, At The White House Is Just Too Much!"
34. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:51
35. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I'dlikeanotherRedBullnowpleasepleasepleaseplease...."
35. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 08:53
36. Posted by Falze | December 28, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hillary: "Are you sure the lift looks...natural?"
Carville: "You look great! No one will be able to tell you had any work done! Take THAT, Drudge!"
36. Posted by Falze | December 28, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:01
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think we're all playing for second behind John Stark's caption.
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:02
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 28, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
OHH Headlights!!!
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 28, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:09
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dad! You put that back in your pants right now. You always embarrass me!
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:12
40. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Milk Carton Photography Has Came A Long Way."
40. Posted by radio free fred | December 28, 2007 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:13
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maps! We need more maps!
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:14
42. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No Chelsea, we were just discussing Jimmy Carter's oar debacle when we said 'the rabbit died.'"
42. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:17
43. Posted by Joel | December 28, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mom's running behind int Iowa? Great! Dad's not the only one who can't stand to sleep in the same state as her.
43. Posted by Joel | December 28, 2007 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:18
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Like, I'm sooo proud that my Mom could be like, the first black female president.
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:19
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:27
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Oh my God, did Dad just grab that woman's ass??
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:29
47. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Phuppppppppppppp clop clop clop
47. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:30
48. Posted by BlueNight | December 28, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like #36.
Is it supposed to be scary that I recognized her without seeing her named? Without having seen her picture in years?
48. Posted by BlueNight | December 28, 2007 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:32
49. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A question? oh no not a question? If mom can't answer one how can I?
49. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 9:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:32
50. Posted by Gmac | December 28, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh dear god, tell daddy to stop doing that!
50. Posted by Gmac | December 28, 2007 9:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:34
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, it's called "Gaze-dependent nystagmus." I'm so used to looking down and to the left that my eyes have become permanently stuck this way. I'm wearing this ribbon to raise nystagmus awareness.
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 28, 2007 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:42
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 28, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Say...would you like to go out to dinner? I mean, you've got your Mom's looks and your Dad's brains...no wait...your Dad's looks and your Mom's brains...ummm...well anyway, I think you're really cool."
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 28, 2007 9:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:48
53. Posted by pibill | December 28, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow! The true origin of "Willing suspension of disbelief!
53. Posted by pibill | December 28, 2007 9:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:49
54. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 28, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thats not the "Free Willie" Movie I was talking about Mr. Obama!
54. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 28, 2007 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 09:53
55. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
What you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a corrupt politician.
55. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 10:00 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:00
56. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Bad touch, Daddy! Bad touch!
56. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:02
57. Posted by jpm100 | December 28, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
All I can say is can someone post another article. I keep coming back to Wizbang and get that picture right in the face. This isn't my entry, I'm serious.
57. Posted by jpm100 | December 28, 2007 10:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:12
58. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Help me, Dr Neil Clark Warren, you're my only hope!
58. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:13
59. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
The National Enquirer exposes the true story about Marty's illegitimate child, Chelsea Feldman.
59. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:15 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:15
60. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chelsea finds out that Bill isn't her father. It's Ellen Degeneres...
60. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:25
61. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Vince always used to tell me, 'Keep your eyes wide open around your mom. I don't trust that woman as far as she can throw a lamp!'
61. Posted by guido | December 28, 2007 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:26
62. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I haven't been able to bring a girl friend home since I was 12. And, it wasn't Dad that was the problem!
62. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:28
63. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 28, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!
63. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 28, 2007 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:28
64. Posted by willy wonka | December 28, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mom, Mom! I just got my solo rating at Broom School!
64. Posted by willy wonka | December 28, 2007 10:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:29
65. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah? Well how would you like growing up in a house where your MOTHER had more sleepovers than you did and your FATHER's girlfriends were younger than yours?
65. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:31
66. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Surgeons mistakenly put the collagen in her teeth.
66. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:33 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:33
67. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Go ugly early.
67. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:38
68. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary's had to bring in Cesar Millan to keep Chelsea from snapping at the reporters.
68. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:38
69. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it...
69. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 10:39 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:39
70. Posted by Justrand | December 28, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Mommy calls this her 'genuine' smile. Want to hear Mommy's Southern drawl?"
70. Posted by Justrand | December 28, 2007 10:43 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:43
71. Posted by SSG Pooh | December 28, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not Photoshopped!!!
71. Posted by SSG Pooh | December 28, 2007 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:44
72. Posted by Rick13 | December 28, 2007 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, I know she's Bitch! She's my Mom!"
72. Posted by Rick13 | December 28, 2007 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:47
73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Well maybe if mom let me wear a distinctive hat then dad wouldn't keep coming up from behind and grabbing my ass.
73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 28, 2007 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:48
74. Posted by Scrapiron | December 28, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The photo is a perfect fit for the story following it. Looks like the Clinton cannibal got hold of a rotten body.
74. Posted by Scrapiron | December 28, 2007 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:48
75. Posted by Nylda | December 28, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, not adopted. What, me worry?
75. Posted by Nylda | December 28, 2007 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:50
76. Posted by Swanny | December 28, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DAD!!!
76. Posted by Swanny | December 28, 2007 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:50
77. Posted by Howie Felterbush | December 28, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
So we're going through customs and dad is like, "Quick, hide these cigars. They're Cuban." And I'm all like, "Where am I supposed to hide these?"
77. Posted by Howie Felterbush | December 28, 2007 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:53
78. Posted by MadWilliamFlint | December 28, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Penis goes where?"
78. Posted by MadWilliamFlint | December 28, 2007 10:57 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 10:57
79. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chelsea breaks into an involuntary guffaw when asked to recall a warm parenting story from her childhood...
79. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 11:09
80. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That horndog Kucinich is hitting on Chelsea again...
80. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 11:10
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 28, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, Mr. Obama, it might be dangerous to carry that big black snake around with you like that!"
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 28, 2007 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 11:16
82. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelsea's beginning to understand that joining the Obama campaign may have been a REALLY bad idea...
82. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2007 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 11:16
83. Posted by Anachronda | December 28, 2007 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, me worry?
83. Posted by Anachronda | December 28, 2007 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 11:49
84. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Happy Festihanukwanzmas? There, did I leave out any of your f'in constituents that time mom?"
84. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 12:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 12:08
85. Posted by Nancy | December 28, 2007 12:14 PM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
This is just wrong on so many levels - She is the daughter of a candidate.. not the candidate.
I was mad when the media went and continues to go after the Bush daughters and I don't like this either. I like to think that we conservatives are above this.
85. Posted by Nancy | December 28, 2007 12:14 PM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 12:14
86. Posted by KB | December 28, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is why the Clinton's restrict the press from their daughter.
86. Posted by KB | December 28, 2007 12:20 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:20
87. Posted by kbiel
| December 28, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, yes of course I think my mother would be a great president. Why don't you people believe me?!?"
87. Posted by kbiel
| December 28, 2007 12:20 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:20
88. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poster child for a ban on cloning.
88. Posted by JAT | December 28, 2007 12:20 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:20
89. Posted by nehemiah | December 28, 2007 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My theory is that Dick Morris had a "closer relationship" with the Clintons in Arkansas than most realize.
89. Posted by nehemiah | December 28, 2007 12:32 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:32
90. Posted by JFO | December 28, 2007 12:36 PM | Score: -10 (10 votes cast)
Nancy
Unfortunately, this display of garbage is typical of the conservatives who inhabit this cave. They rant and carry on continually about "Bush bashing" but then go on to write this trash. They sound like 12 year old adolescent boys - no I wouldn't give them that much credit.
One of the editors of this blog, the alleged independent, Jay Tea has written many times condemning this type of garbage.
Kevin, you ought to take a hard look at yourself about this. It's pretty disgusting and if you claim you didn't know these fools would write this crap then you're either blind or stupid.
The good news about all this is that we get to is really about and why you folks are the fringe and are really pretty irrelevant.
90. Posted by JFO | December 28, 2007 12:36 PM |
Score: -10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 12:36
91. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Apparently both Her parents did inhale.
91. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 12:37 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:37
92. Posted by LaMedusa | December 28, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Holy crap! I'm starting to look like my mom!"
92. Posted by LaMedusa | December 28, 2007 12:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 12:39
93. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JFO... STFU
93. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 12:39 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:39
94. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 12:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Whoopsie! I did a smelly!
94. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 12:56 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 12:56
95. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh, Dad? When mom said 'zip it', she wasn't talking about your mouth.
95. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 12:58 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 12:58
96. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What? Did you say I won the 'JFO Humorless Douchebag Award?'
96. Posted by OregonMuse | December 28, 2007 1:00 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 13:00
97. Posted by Melissa | December 28, 2007 1:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JFO, Nancy
Lighten up, there was a kangaroo caption contest, a kid in a toy car, and who knows what all manner of other things this contest has had as subject matter? We don't solely go after candidates or their offspring.
Speaking for myself, I don't want to do headline round ups and politics 24/7. It would make me loony, eesh. It's all in good fun. You know what fun is, right?
97. Posted by Melissa | December 28, 2007 1:03 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 13:03
98. Posted by mpw280 | December 28, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Damn,who gave dad the cell number to my vibrating panties?
98. Posted by mpw280 | December 28, 2007 1:08 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 13:08
99. Posted by Maggie | December 28, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JFO, you don't like this thread?
Leave.
Otherwise, if you keep trying to hijack
it, your posts are going to change
dramatically.
99. Posted by Maggie | December 28, 2007 1:40 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 28, 2007 13:40
100. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 28, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clinton?
Why no, my name's Doe, Jane Doe!
100. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 28, 2007 1:48 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 13:48
101. Posted by GianiD | December 28, 2007 2:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Chelsea's face when:
a. she learned dad was locating his office closer to her 'dating pool'?
b. dad mastered that cigar trick with her way back when?
c. she found out mom, err, vince foster made her the sole heir to his fortune?
d. parents already have her wedding china for her lucky day?
e. she encountered kathleen willey, juanita broderick, and gennifer flowers at a womens rights conference.
101. Posted by GianiD | December 28, 2007 2:24 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 14:24
102. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JFO and Nancy-you guys are way off here. First off she's an adult. The adult child of a failed President and the most hated candidate in recent history. Adult children have come under fire for years-see George W. Bush (before his candidacy) Amy Carter, Ronnie Reagan, Michael Reagan, Jeb Bush et al sorry she's an adult putting herself in the public spotlight, thus fair game.
102. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 3:23 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 15:23
103. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| December 28, 2007 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess where the potato chip is....go on, guess!
103. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| December 28, 2007 3:25 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 15:25
104. Posted by Allium | December 28, 2007 3:46 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
why did you name your daughter 'Chelsea Bird'? "Because Chelsea Dog would be too cruel.
104. Posted by Allium | December 28, 2007 3:46 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 15:46
105. Posted by Chris G | December 28, 2007 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How do I look" Hillary asks after taking a dip in the Des Moines, Iowa newly opened Primary Election State Fair Fountain of Youth
105. Posted by Chris G | December 28, 2007 4:03 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 16:03
106. Posted by itismedavid | December 28, 2007 4:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Obama. He has my precious!!!!!
106. Posted by itismedavid | December 28, 2007 4:14 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 16:14
107. Posted by Dickie C | December 28, 2007 4:55 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
I'm still better looking than every neocon hag out there!"
107. Posted by Dickie C | December 28, 2007 4:55 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 16:55
108. Posted by sentinel | December 28, 2007 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smeagol and Fabio had a baby
108. Posted by sentinel | December 28, 2007 5:11 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 17:11
109. Posted by GianiD | December 28, 2007 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are there any attractive Dem women in politics?? Chelsea is FUUUUGGGG-LEE!
109. Posted by GianiD | December 28, 2007 5:11 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 17:11
110. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Mom. When they ask you about when you did you learn about Monica just look like this and say "I was as surpised as you to learn about this".
110. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 5:15 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 17:15
111. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 5:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Um Mom, I was like 8 years old where did you think I would put the Rose Law firm records?.
111. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 5:18 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 17:18
112. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 28, 2007 5:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mom says I get to be the next Attorney General!!!
112. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 28, 2007 5:32 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 17:32
113. Posted by marc | December 28, 2007 6:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama and Oprah! On the same stage!
Pass the Midol, I think I just went into spontaneous & terminal menstrual cramping!
113. Posted by marc | December 28, 2007 6:15 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:15
114. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ms. Potato Head.
(scroll up, you'll laugh)
114. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 28, 2007 6:28 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:28
115. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom, what do you mean it is okay to have sex with Bill because he isnt my dad?
115. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 6:38 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:38
116. Posted by Mark L | December 28, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No. I am not human. I am really a Pixar animation. Honest.
116. Posted by Mark L | December 28, 2007 6:38 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:38
117. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr Reporter, you actually expected my mom to answer a question??? UMMM HEEEELLLLOOOOOO!!!!
117. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 6:39 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:39
118. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelsea Clinton, whose future husband will no doubt also seek blow jobs from a college intern, makes a campaign appearance with her mother, Hillary Clinton, whose current husband, former President Bill Clinton, got blow jobs from a college intern while he was President.
118. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 6:59 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 18:59
119. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Camel ass.
119. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:05 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:05
120. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Politics is "showbiz" for Ugly's children, too.
120. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:10 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:10
121. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unlucky egg club.
121. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:15 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:15
122. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unwilling suspension of beauty.
122. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2007 7:17 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:17
123. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After studying his work, Hillary's plastic surgeon thought he may have gone too far.
123. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:18 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:18
124. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wiiiiiiilllllllllllbbbbuuuuurrrrrrrr
124. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2007 7:19 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:19
125. Posted by Richard Romano | December 28, 2007 7:23 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm ugly"
125. Posted by Richard Romano | December 28, 2007 7:23 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:23
126. Posted by steve poling | December 28, 2007 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What, Me worry?"
-- Chelsea Clinton responding to questions about her mother's affair with Alfred E. Neuman.
126. Posted by steve poling | December 28, 2007 7:26 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:26
127. Posted by Darby Shaw | December 28, 2007 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna see my Marty Feldman imitation? Abbie Normal?
127. Posted by Darby Shaw | December 28, 2007 7:58 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:58
128. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pop My boil"
128. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 7:59 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 19:59
129. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now thats coyote ugggggly~~
129. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 8:07 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 20:07
130. Posted by Marie Munsch | December 28, 2007 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A camera is being pointed at me. Better put on my happy face!
130. Posted by Marie Munsch | December 28, 2007 8:12 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 20:12
131. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 9:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wheres Me spinach?
131. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2007 9:12 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 21:12
132. Posted by Proof | December 28, 2007 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think my best work was in Wallace and Grommit!
132. Posted by Proof | December 28, 2007 9:45 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 21:45
133. Posted by DaveH | December 28, 2007 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I could've had a V-8!
133. Posted by DaveH | December 28, 2007 9:52 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 21:52
134. Posted by DaveH | December 28, 2007 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, I'm starting to think that liberals are truly whacked!"
134. Posted by DaveH | December 28, 2007 9:57 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 21:57
135. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would Hammy like a cookie?
135. Posted by rodney dill | December 28, 2007 10:54 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 22:54
136. Posted by Baggi | December 28, 2007 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look Mom, i'm staring in the next "Wallace and Gromit" movie, curse of the Shillary!"
136. Posted by Baggi | December 28, 2007 11:14 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2007 23:14
137. Posted by Tango | December 29, 2007 12:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again!"
137. Posted by Tango | December 29, 2007 12:09 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 00:09
138. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you understand??? My name is CLINTON. I am entitled to live in the White House and tell you how to spend your money.
138. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:51 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 00:51
139. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heellloo MOTHER. He doesn't have sex with you what makes you think he is having sex with any one else? Of course the blue dress is part of the vast right wing conspiracy. You are going to blow my right to be in the White House if you keep this up.
139. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:54 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 00:54
140. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the winner of this year's I look like a pale pumpkin contest goes to .....
140. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 12:55 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 00:55
141. Posted by Denise | December 29, 2007 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hate rabbit season! Thank God Elmer Fudd didn't recognize me in this disguise!
141. Posted by Denise | December 29, 2007 1:20 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 01:20
142. Posted by Queen of the Click | December 29, 2007 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom, to our left is Monica Lewinsky. Just keep smiling and moving Mom.
142. Posted by Queen of the Click | December 29, 2007 1:43 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 01:43
143. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 29, 2007 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So...you ever been to a campaign stop before? If you're lucky, you might get to meet Hillary yourself!"
143. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 29, 2007 1:55 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 01:55
144. Posted by The Exposer | December 29, 2007 1:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You can take the girl out of Webb Hubbell, but you can't take the Webb Hubbell out of the girl.
144. Posted by The Exposer | December 29, 2007 1:55 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 01:55
145. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 29, 2007 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mo-o-o-o-m!! This peasant is actually talking to me! Let's go already!"
145. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 29, 2007 1:57 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 01:57
146. Posted by Ken | December 29, 2007 2:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, me worry?
146. Posted by Ken | December 29, 2007 2:55 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 02:55
147. Posted by Spike | December 29, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelsea Clinton acts surprised when her mother, Hillary Clinton, "randomly" selects her daughter to ask the Presidential candidate a question about the AMT. Clinton said, "Everywhere I go, young people are always asking me about the AMT."
147. Posted by Spike | December 29, 2007 8:16 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 08:16
148. Posted by Spike | December 29, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know! I was surprised, too, when I found out that my Mom's dead-beat brother's Mother-in-Law was Senator Boxer."
148. Posted by Spike | December 29, 2007 8:22 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 08:22
149. Posted by Steven L. | December 29, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
149. Posted by Steven L. | December 29, 2007 10:21 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 10:21
150. Posted by Steven L. | December 29, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alternate on the same theme:
"Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean... presents... I suppose."
150. Posted by Steven L. | December 29, 2007 10:22 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 10:22
151. Posted by yo | December 29, 2007 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord help her, she just isn't pretty.
151. Posted by yo | December 29, 2007 10:42 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 10:42
152. Posted by 914 | December 29, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A face only a beaver could love.
152. Posted by 914 | December 29, 2007 11:12 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 11:12
153. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelsea Chipmunk
153. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:26 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 15:26
154. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who knew that Alvin and the Chipmunks had a sister?
154. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:27 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 15:27
155. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yea! Barack is here!"
155. Posted by Dodo David | December 29, 2007 3:40 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 15:40
156. Posted by Porkopolis | December 29, 2007 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While it didn't have the same effect of a skull-and-bones secret handshake, Stanford grad Chelsea Clinton greeted a fellow alumni with the grin their alma mater's mascot had flashed so often on the football field.
156. Posted by Porkopolis | December 29, 2007 5:14 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 17:14
157. Posted by twolaneflash | December 29, 2007 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You'll never guess what I found in Sandy Berger's pants!"
157. Posted by twolaneflash | December 29, 2007 6:19 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 18:19
158. Posted by Tom | December 29, 2007 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"AAhh, there aren't any"--Chelsea's response when asked to recall her favorite cooking baking experience with her mother.
158. Posted by Tom | December 29, 2007 6:43 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 18:43
159. Posted by Tom | December 29, 2007 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oops, that should be "cookie baking--"
159. Posted by Tom | December 29, 2007 6:46 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 18:46
160. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I smoked but I didnt inhale.
-----------------------
Mom did you actually think dad was telling the truth about not having sex with her?? Duhhh
160. Posted by retired military | December 29, 2007 11:12 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2007 23:12
161. Posted by SideShowJane | December 30, 2007 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and that's how us Iowans get bacon from a hog...now let me tell ya about crop rotation...ya see..."
161. Posted by SideShowJane | December 30, 2007 12:31 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2007 00:31
162. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 30, 2007 5:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Awe....a Bush basher doesn't like her tit back for that tat.
Here's one dedicated specifically for JFO:
Not that's some funny stuff lefties can even relate to.
162. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 30, 2007 5:38 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2007 05:38
163. Posted by 914 | December 30, 2007 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thats the most lifelike jack-o-lantern I ever did see"
163. Posted by 914 | December 30, 2007 1:54 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2007 13:54
164. Posted by twolaneflash | December 30, 2007 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Behold: the antidote to Viagra!
164. Posted by twolaneflash | December 30, 2007 9:42 PM |
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Posted on December 30, 2007 21:42
165. Posted by Kevin
| December 31, 2007 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
165. Posted by Kevin
| December 31, 2007 1:39 AM |
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Posted on December 31, 2007 01:39