Shouting "Porn" In A Crowded Theatre (Wizbang)

The United States Supreme Court has had quite a time dealing with obsenity. One Justice defined it as "I know it when I see it." They also used the "community standards" and "patently offensive" and "utterly without redeeming social value" tests.

I, like most heterosexual men, have a bit of fondness for salacious materials. (This may shock some.) I also have a very high tolerance for that stuff -- I may not care for it, but I almost never decry it as long as it involves consenting adults.

Note I said "almost."

I've objected to one particular type of smut before, and now I see another example of this pernicious, exploitive, obscene form of expression.

For god's sake, people, we need to stamp this sort of thing out, and soon, before it utterly shreds the very fabric of our society and destroys all we hold dear.

Join me in obliterating this terrible threat to all humanity -- especially us straight men.

(Note: the link is very, VERY NSFW -- Not Safe For Women. Any woman who sees it could be utterly RUINED FOREVER. And men? No one has ever died from the sudden destruction of every molecule of testosterone in their body, but 1) why take the chance? and B) would life really be worth living afterwards?)

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Comments (11)

I see an up side to the sec... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by marc | January 1, 2008 5:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

marc:

I see an up side to the section titled:

"MULTIPLE GIFTS Wave after wave of shiny presents!"

Point the likes of nogo and a few others and all that sparkle will divert them from Wizbang thread jacking for months.

Posted on January 1, 2008 17:22

How utterly disgusting. My ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Scottie | January 1, 2008 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Scottie:

How utterly disgusting. My eyes...my eyes...I'm blind!!!!

Posted on January 1, 2008 17:55

JESUS man! You can't post ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by MadWilliamFlint | January 1, 2008 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

MadWilliamFlint:

JESUS man! You can't post links like that!

Posted on January 1, 2008 18:32

"Bad boys turned good" - he... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Fausta | January 1, 2008 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Fausta

"Bad boys turned good" - he cooks while she's sitting by the laptop!

Posted on January 1, 2008 18:39

Hm. That guy on the top le... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by LaMedusa | January 1, 2008 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

LaMedusa:

Hm. That guy on the top left isn't too bad lookin'...Sorry, got a little sidetracked there. Heh, yeah, it's got to stop, alright, especially that "chocolate weekend to Belgium". (Not!)

Posted on January 1, 2008 19:17

That's disgusting.... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by SPQR | January 1, 2008 9:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

SPQR:

That's disgusting.

Posted on January 1, 2008 21:07

That's more disgusting and ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by The Listkeeper | January 2, 2008 4:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

The Listkeeper:

That's more disgusting and evil than goatse.cx and 2girls1cup combined!

Posted on January 2, 2008 04:31

mua-ha-ha-ha........ (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Oyster | January 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Oyster:

mua-ha-ha-ha.....

Posted on January 2, 2008 07:52

I, like most heter... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 2, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Son Of The Godfather:

I, like most heterosexual men, have a bit of fondness for salacious materials.

That first comma is pretty important there. ;)

Posted on January 2, 2008 10:27

This is the most obscene, d... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by TerminalEndless | January 2, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

TerminalEndless:

This is the most obscene, degrading and vilely disgusting porn I have ever seen. I just may have been scarred for life.

Posted on January 2, 2008 10:46

I think we just need to rai... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by xdashofpanachex | January 2, 2008 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

xdashofpanachex:

I think we just need to raise the production standards of the porn industry closer to hollywood. Or vice versa.

wait a minute...

Posted on January 2, 2008 20:46

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