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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Photo: Elyce Taylor WEBN News


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut on Friday morning.


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"Stelllllaaaaaaa!.... I mea... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Stelllllaaaaaaa!.... I mean, Ron Paaaaaaaaaauul!..."

It's an allegory of Ron's f... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

It's an allegory of Ron's foreign policy.

Why Kevin Federline should ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Why Kevin Federline should get full custody.

Ron Paul's campaign manager... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

Ron Paul's campaign manager takes time out from his busy schedule to pee his pants.

"Billy, I warned you about ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Billy, I warned you about canvassing for that kook... Now show me what you have in your hands!"

Sorry for the double post..... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Sorry for the double post... Ron Paul!
Sorry for the double post... Ron Paul!

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!"</... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!"

That Ron Paul campaign is o... (Below threshold)

That Ron Paul campaign is on a real brown streak!

I said it "depends" if Ron ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

I said it "depends" if Ron Paul was the in bag as nominee whether I would vote for him, NOT I bagged some Ron Paul in my "depends" so now you have to vote for him......sheesh

"Hugabee Is More Huggable."... (Below threshold)

"Hugabee Is More Huggable."

So, that's where all that R... (Below threshold)

So, that's where all that Ron Paul campaign literature is coming from!

All right, who put the Ron ... (Below threshold)

All right, who put the Ron Paul sticker on Kucinich?

Excerpt from _The History o... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Excerpt from _The History of Editorial Imagery_:

"Photographs first began to replace cartoons in the year 2008. In this classic early example, the child represented the Republican Party, and Ron Paul was being jammed ...."

Just give him a minute and ... (Below threshold)

Just give him a minute and we'll have crap on both sides...

It looks like the end for R... (Below threshold)

It looks like the end for Ron Paul...

Excerpt from _The History o... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Excerpt from _The History of Editorial Imagery_":

"Photographs first began to replace cartoons in the year 2008. In this classic early example, the child symbolized the Republican Party, and Ron Paul was being jammed up ...."

I also somehow double-poste... (Below threshold)
jim2:

I also somehow double-posted. Sorry!

"We're all done with Iowa?.... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"We're all done with Iowa?... Alright!... WE'RE NUMBER FIVE!... WE'RE NUMBER FIVE!..."

Gold standard? How about a ... (Below threshold)

Gold standard? How about a brown standard?

Ron Paul's an asshole.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Ron Paul's an asshole.

Ace reporter Billy (West El... (Below threshold)

Ace reporter Billy (West Elementary Times) grows frustrated after failing to get a quote from Chelsea Clinton and his inability to get access to Ron Paul even when posing as a supporter.

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

At the Sheryl Crow concert,... (Below threshold)
hermie:

At the Sheryl Crow concert, the 'one sheet rule' was violated.

Ron Paul: aka "Skidmark"</p... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Ron Paul: aka "Skidmark"

Ron Paul? I thought this w... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Ron Paul? I thought this was the Raffi rally.

Rubber Baby Bumper Sticker.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Rubber Baby Bumper Sticker.

All-in-all, I liked it bett... (Below threshold)
Bo:

All-in-all, I liked it better when they just stuck "kick me" to my back...

Ron Paul's campaign... In t... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Ron Paul's campaign... In the pooper.

Aw - I Ron Paulled in my pa... (Below threshold)
bluesharper:

Aw - I Ron Paulled in my pants again.

Kindercare today announced ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Kindercare today announced its new green initiative:
Recycling failed presidential candidates materials.

Paul's supporters angrily d... (Below threshold)

Paul's supporters angrily denied the accusations that underaged mimes had been hired to perform 'stuck in a glass box' at campaign functions.

First, they came for the co... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

First, they came for the conspiracy supporters...

Pretzel Logic: Rubber Baby Bumper Sticker.
Nice one, PL!

In the end the Lollipop ... (Below threshold)

In the end the Lollipop Guild were the only loyal supporters of Ron Paul.

"I triple dog dare ya to we... (Below threshold)

"I triple dog dare ya to wear a Ron Paul bumper sticker."

Weird, most Republican babi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Weird, most Republican babies prefer Big Government types like Romney or Bible thumpers like the Huck-ster.

"You can't kick me out of t... (Below threshold)

"You can't kick me out of the function! I raised $27,000 for Ron Paul on my blog!"

"So what is the purpose of ... (Below threshold)

"So what is the purpose of the Ron Paul Candidacy?"
"Depends."

"...and here I thought Ron ... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"...and here I thought Ron was handing out Viagra when he said he wanted me to meet his little blue friend."

His parents first became su... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

His parents first became suspicious when he eschewed his collection of Disney DVDs for "Doctor No".

Don't tase me, bro!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't tase me, bro!

Adding insult to injury, li... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Adding insult to injury, little Timmy endured that brutal wedgie only to discover that Paulians had spammed his underpants.

Ron Paul would've done bett... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Ron Paul would've done better at the Iowa caucus if it hadn't been held after bedtime

Nanny state?!? I don't nee... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nanny state?!? I don't need no stinkin' nanny state!

The Ron Paul Wedge-O-Mat... (Below threshold)

The Ron Paul Wedge-O-Matic was as eye opening as some of his ideas.

Ass-toot Ron Paul Supporter... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Ass-toot Ron Paul Supporter

He's wearing his Grr-Rand-i... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

He's wearing his Grr-Rand-imals.

It was easier than writing ... (Below threshold)
The other JD:

It was easier than writing "Kick me!" on a piece of paper and pinning it on him.

Ron Paul takes his "back do... (Below threshold)
Doug:

Ron Paul takes his "back door" campaign to a new level.

"That rwon paul, he a kook,... (Below threshold)
914:

"That rwon paul, he a kook, he give me wedgie.."

... Sadly, the bullies prov... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

... Sadly, the bullies proved to little Billy that there WAS something worse than a wedgie.

"Oops! I Ron Paul-ed my pan... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Oops! I Ron Paul-ed my pants!"

Shitty foreign policy advis... (Below threshold)
914:

Shitty foreign policy advisor gets the boot after Pauls poor corn farmer performance.

A confused Ross Perot gives... (Below threshold)
ReadyFirst:

A confused Ross Perot gives his Ron Paul endorsement speech while the media stare on in disbelief.

Another Cylon-Human hybrid ... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Another Cylon-Human hybrid experiment gone horribly wrong.

"Take this job and shove it... (Below threshold)
914:

"Take this job and shove it"

sincerely ron paul jr.

"Maaaaaa! They're baaaaack!... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

"Maaaaaa! They're baaaaack!"

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The tragic result when Paulistas do not understand what "push poll" really means.

I was in the bathroom, doin... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I was in the bathroom, doing my business, when WAM! This funny looking with tin
foil on his head slaps me on the back!

A little guy like me beat R... (Below threshold)
nogo war:

A little guy like me beat Rudy 2-1

OK Fellas Time For A Drum S... (Below threshold)

OK Fellas Time For A Drum Solo,"Wipe Out" On Three...

"Ron Paul Was Hoping For A ... (Below threshold)

"Ron Paul Was Hoping For A Split Decision."

" In the end, Ron Paul fini... (Below threshold)
gmax Author Profile Page:

" In the end, Ron Paul finishes right about where we expected him to."

Paul gets the doors to a de... (Below threshold)
914:

Paul gets the doors to a debate slammed in His face because He leaves the john with toilet paper stuck to His drawers.

Ron Paul Handbook to Winnin... (Below threshold)
scrub_oak:

Ron Paul Handbook to Winning the Nomination
Method #337- Klingon Attack: Sneek up from behind and wipe them out.

"What do you mean I'm not i... (Below threshold)

"What do you mean I'm not invited to the debate?"

Ron Paul - The Wedg(i)e Can... (Below threshold)

Ron Paul - The Wedg(i)e Candidate

A surprise super-wedgie rev... (Below threshold)
Socratease:

A surprise super-wedgie revealed little Bobby's embarrassing secret.

While Ron Paul was describe... (Below threshold)
vader06:

While Ron Paul was described as "the wedge candidiate" in the end he was simply a wedgie...

No young Obewan, a RP stick... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

No young Obewan, a RP sticker is no substitute for a spine.

"Recycle America!!!"... (Below threshold)

"Recycle America!!!"

The C.I.A. Is Studying This... (Below threshold)

The C.I.A. Is Studying This Picture For Leaks.

"And He Patched Up The Crac... (Below threshold)

"And He Patched Up The Crack In The Liberty Butt." (Every Body Sing!!!!)

Ronny Paul embraces the fut... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Ronny Paul embraces the future despite the fact he's a little behind.

"Rehab Is Better Than Cover... (Below threshold)

"Rehab Is Better Than Covering up A Crack Problem."

18,000,000 in fundraising, ... (Below threshold)
914:

18,000,000 in fundraising, ineffectual.

A Ron Paul wedgie..priceless.

"Look! I'm Digg! I got Ro... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"Look! I'm Digg! I got Ron Paul comin' outta my ass!"

After this incident,... (Below threshold)


After this incident, unfortunately captured and spread on the internet, little Billy was hospitalized as doctors were afraid of a build up of toxins in his system

Oh, No, Officer..I h... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Oh, No, Officer..
I haven't seen anyone around here putting bumper stickers on the cars.

Growing desperate after a p... (Below threshold)

Growing desperate after a poor Iowa showing, Ron Paul supporters deploy the "Ron Paul Patch" to transfer Ron Paul Love to the masses. Typically, they wasted most of them on people that cannot or will not vote like Billy, age 4.

I've got so many people cal... (Below threshold)
Steve:

I've got so many people calling for my support of Ron Paul, they're comin' out my ass!!!!

Don't worry, kids will grow... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Don't worry, kids will grow out of it.

At last, after almost 30 ye... (Below threshold)
retired military:

At last, after almost 30 years we have the second piece of tangible proof there is intelligent life behind UFOs. They left Jimmy Carter and Ron Paul behind.

One of Ron Paul's more matu... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

One of Ron Paul's more mature supporters, Bobby Black, throws up his hands after the cadidate's showing in the IA caucus.

And the promplty went into a giggle fit because caucus sounds so much like ca-cas.

"Don't you hate it when you... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Don't you hate it when you leave the restroom with toilet paper stuck to your pants?"

What? The blimp wasn't e... (Below threshold)
Proof:

What? The blimp wasn't enough???

Now that Kucinich has dropp... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Now that Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race, he has officially decided to jump on the Ron Paul Caaarrrazzeyy Train... paying the Children's discount rate of course.

Steel can't burn and as soo... (Below threshold)
SShiell:

Steel can't burn and as soon as I find my Binkee I'll prove it.

Billy would do anything for... (Below threshold)

Billy would do anything for a Ron Paul Liberty Dollar.

A young Alex Jones was one ... (Below threshold)

A young Alex Jones was one of the earliest Paul supporters.

I can pull a better candida... (Below threshold)
excluded middle:

I can pull a better candidate than Huckabee outta my ...

Listen to me! I coulda been... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Listen to me! I coulda been a contendah!
Do you hear! I coulda been a contendah!

A sad tail (tale)... (Below threshold)

A sad tail (tale)

Maaaa! I'm too young for a ... (Below threshold)

Maaaa! I'm too young for a hemorrhoid! Get it off my butt, get it off my butt!

Hush, little baby, don't sa... (Below threshold)
guido:

Hush, little baby, don't say a word
A primary win for Ron Paul is not absurd
And if he doesn't win New Hampshire's
Mama's gonna put more stickers in your Pampers

"Boy is it hard to get some... (Below threshold)
Lily:

"Boy is it hard to get someone to change you when it's so bad it's all running up your back."

Ron Paul's campaign team an... (Below threshold)
DaveH:

Ron Paul's campaign team announced today that it would begin targeting younger voters.

During a campaign stop earl... (Below threshold)
DaveH:

During a campaign stop earlier today, Ron Paul told the audience that his message was starting to resonate among younger voters.

All your children are belon... (Below threshold)

All your children are belong to Ron Paul.

Howdy...... (Below threshold)

Howdy...

It is my sworn doody to vot... (Below threshold)

It is my sworn doody to vote for Ron Paul.

brain fart... (Below threshold)

brain fart

This proud delegate from th... (Below threshold)

This proud delegate from the great land of the Shire would like to cast his halfling vote for Ron Paul.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut on Friday morning.




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