« It's Not Paranoia If They Are Out To Get You | Main | The Knucklehead of the Day award »
It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners annouced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.
Permalink | E-mail This | Technorati Links | Sphere: Related Content | Digg this! | FARK It!
Filed under:
Weekend Caption Contest
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://wizbangblog.com/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/26882
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™:
» Support Your Local Gunfighter linked with Weekend Caption Contest
Send e-mail tips to us:
Get Wizbang in your inbox by submitting your email address below.
The keys to Michael Jackson's kingdom have just been ripped from his mother's hands. Over the objections of Katherine Jackson, a Los Angeles probate judge today ruled that Michael...
1:54 PM | 
0 comments
The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
1:31 PM | 3 comments
8:05 AM | 1 comments
Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
8:02 AM | 5 comments
Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
7:50 AM | 0 comments
Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
7:42 AM | 2 comments
It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
7:37 AM | 2 comments
Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
7:30 AM | 1 comments
article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...
10:06 PM | 4 comments
SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...
7:57 AM | 1 comments
Publisher: Kevin Aylward
Section Editor: Maggie Whitton
Editors: Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, HughS, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Cassy Fiano, Steve Schippert
All original content copyright © 2003-2007 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.
Powered by Movable Type 3.35
Hosting by ServInt
Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.
Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.
Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.
Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.
Comments (105)
"You have performed an ille... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Steve L. | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You have performed an illegal operation. CLick OK to reboot. What the...?!?!?!?!"
1. Posted by Steve L. | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:38
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"...and great mileage, you just have to shut it off and restart it every 10 miles."
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:38
3. Posted by JLawson | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Needs twice as much engine, sucks twice as much gas, and crashes every five minutes. What's not to love?
3. Posted by JLawson | January 11, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:38
4. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Everytime you step on the gas it asks you if you're sure you really want to go faster.
4. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:42
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
After you purchase the chassis and engine upgrades you'll be all set.
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:43
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gates: "I don't know why everyone keeps looking at that red Apple offering."
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:45
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well here's your upgrade problem... you didn't realize you still need that 3 and 1/2 inch floppy drive to get it reset the first time."
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:47
8. Posted by SilentStorm | January 11, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Setting a new record for quickest unacceptable rating on Consumer Reports for crashworthyness, we present to you the Microsoft Bug.
8. Posted by SilentStorm | January 11, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:48
9. Posted by the brain | January 11, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
For use with Microsoft Roads(TM) coming soon to a area near you!
9. Posted by the brain | January 11, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:53
10. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Where do you want to crash today?
10. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:58
11. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just make sure you start it up 15 minutes before you really want to use it.
11. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:59
12. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
To start the car, you simply press the brake, pull on the door handle, and open the glove box simultaneously. Then type in your password and off you go.
12. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:02
13. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Steering with the mouse is more efficient and many people don't miss the steering wheel after just a few months.
13. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:05
14. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
That's great, but the new iCar flies!...
14. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:06
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
dah dah dah dah
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:09
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Pull My Finger.
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:09
17. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
For obvious PR reasons, Microsoft is replacing the word "crash" with "in a pre-reboot state"...
17. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:10
18. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft is hoping to cash in on some of that traffic ticket revenue. If you don't pay your monthly speeding surcharge, Microsoft's digital rights management will revoke your license.
18. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:13
19. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Are you just going to get the Surface Street Edition, or are you going to pop for the full Freeway and Toll Road Edition?
19. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:16
20. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
More extensive crash testing than any other American model.
20. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:17
21. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Unfortunately, it only takes proprietary Microsoft gas from new stations being built by Dell, HP and Radio Shack.
21. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:18
22. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
And I thought I had driver trouble with Vista now...
22. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:21
23. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
No it wasn't designed with any door locks, you just need the Trunk Monkey patch as a security workaround.
23. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:21
24. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You know Microsoft is going to blame all crashes on bad drivers...
24. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:22
25. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 11, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
ZuneBuggy
25. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 11, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:23
26. Posted by Imhotep | January 11, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These cars turn Blue right during or after they crash.
26. Posted by Imhotep | January 11, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:23
27. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rejected slogan: "It's the Zune of automobiles!".
27. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:24
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Microsoft Auto - savaged by nerds, used without issues by 99% of Americans.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:30
29. Posted by Clancy | January 11, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Executives from 'Fix It Again Tony' and 'Fix Or Repair Daily' work with microsoft to help improve microsoft's product quality...
29. Posted by Clancy | January 11, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:30
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A real car expert knows you should always boot the tires before you buy.
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:32
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 11, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Muscle Car vs. Mussel Car
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 11, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:33
32. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A chaffeur, Microsoft Bob, comes bundled for free.
32. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:36
33. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Gates would drive one of these. But then, he also plays with Chewbacca dolls.
33. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:38
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Look closely and you'll see that smug, pretentious Mac prick from the TV commercials pinned under the new Microsoft Auto.
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:40
35. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Firewall? What's a firewall?
35. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 11, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:40
36. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
No, honey, I swear. I WAS on my way straight home to you, sweetie pie, but THEN a hacker redirected the car to that strip joint. So, really it's your fault, hunnybunch, 'cause I wanted to get the iCar, but NOOOOOO!, you just had to have MS Vistamobile.
36. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:41
37. Posted by Thunder Pig | January 11, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just be sure you have your authentication numbers handy when you call customer support.
37. Posted by Thunder Pig | January 11, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:48
38. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The first Microsoft Auto-VIrus has been announced. I pops your hood whenever the car goes faster than 70 mph...
38. Posted by fustian | January 11, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:50
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Until now, fiats by Microsoft involved security patches and rebooting.
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 11, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:51
40. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Microsoft Auto started off as a great success, but when Federal mileage regulations required that they get 9 bits to the byte, Microsoft executives secretly began selling off their stock options.
40. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:51
41. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 11, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Introducing the "Microsoft Lemon"
41. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 11, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:53
42. Posted by OCSteve | January 11, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Blue Screen of Death" - coming soon to an auto dealer near you.
42. Posted by OCSteve | January 11, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:54
43. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dank you for calling OffStar, my name is Suresh Shankarallamanasavagallanish, how can't I help you, please?
43. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:55
44. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
We don't really anticipate a need for service centers, just ship it back to us if you have any problems and we'll get back to you in 8-12 weeks.
44. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:58
45. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft Auto introduces two new models, the Blue Screen and the Red Box.
45. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 08:59
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
I'm tired and I want to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed..I had a little drink about an hour ago and went right to my head..
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 11, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:03
47. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mechanic: "Oh I see why she won't compile. Your binary tree is corrupted and it deleted several .exe and input files."
Driver: "Is that serious?"
Mechanic: "Oh yeah! It's gonna need to total defrag. Now we don't do defrags here, but I know this guy in Bangalore......."
47. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:03
48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 11, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where do you want to go today?
Sorry. That destination is not compatible. Please reboot and choose another.
48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 11, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:04
49. Posted by Jer | January 11, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
'Microsoft' and 'Auto'. Two words that just don't seem to go together.
49. Posted by Jer | January 11, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:15
50. Posted by pvd | January 11, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The MS Vistacar - the Horsepower(less) Buggy of our Age.
50. Posted by pvd | January 11, 2008 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:16
51. Posted by Nylda | January 11, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Bill Gates said, "It's not enough, Ballmer. Get to work buying up all the roads."
51. Posted by Nylda | January 11, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:18
52. Posted by Falze | January 11, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On the left is the original Microsoft Auto and on the right, the same model with optional Service Pack 2 upgrade.
52. Posted by Falze | January 11, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:30
53. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ballmer was the Trunk Monkey prototype.
53. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:31
54. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 11, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The Microsoft Auto comes in a standard bundled package. If you replace our stereo, tires, paint or upholstery, you will void your warranty.
54. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 11, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:35
55. Posted by LaMedusa | January 11, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where's the Power On button?"
55. Posted by LaMedusa | January 11, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:43
56. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just In Time For Valentines Day>> An Italian Cheese Basket On Wheels."
56. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 9:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 09:47
57. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course you'll also want to purchase the upgrade to last year's more reliable model.
57. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:00
58. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 11, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"...and Windows Genuine Advantage will conveniently connect to our server each time you start your car to assure that your car is properly licensed. If the car is not properly licensed you will be allowed to drive up to 10 miles an hour and only make left turns until you buy a proper license."
58. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 11, 2008 10:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:01
59. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 11, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Why does the ignition key have 'A-N-Y' stamped on it?"
59. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 11, 2008 10:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:04
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 11, 2008 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Buy one while it's still little and raise it up to suit yourself.
60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 11, 2008 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:31
61. Posted by Red Five | January 11, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This sounds like the punchline for a GM joke...
61. Posted by Red Five | January 11, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:46
62. Posted by BlogDog | January 11, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Available in Red, White or Blue Screen of Death.
62. Posted by BlogDog | January 11, 2008 10:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 10:50
63. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What would Reagan do?
63. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:05
64. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wheres the beef?
64. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:09
65. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A booster seat is extra Mr. Kucinic.
65. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 11:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:12
66. Posted by jim2 | January 11, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Showcasing the first products of the MS-GM partnership for the Information Highway
66. Posted by jim2 | January 11, 2008 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:16
67. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Italian Remake Of The Movie Classic "Bullet."
( Steve McQueen's Part Will Be Played By Krusty The Clown )
67. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 11:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:30
68. Posted by TAM | January 11, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It isn't mine originally, but I heard it years ago...
If Microsoft designed cars, they'd cost $500, carry 20 people and get 100 miles to the gallon. But every 100 miles they'd explode killing everyone inside.
68. Posted by TAM | January 11, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 11:53
69. Posted by iurockhead | January 11, 2008 12:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Although new owners were impressed with the performance, many were still confused by the requirement of pushing the 'start' button to turn the vehicle off."
69. Posted by iurockhead | January 11, 2008 12:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 12:06
70. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Lifestyles of the rich and stupid."
70. Posted by 914 | January 11, 2008 12:22 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 12:22
71. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 12:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Lap Top Version Is A Unicycle With A Touch Screen
71. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 12:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 12:28
72. Posted by Porkopolis | January 11, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Microsoft Pseudocode:
Sub FIAT()
Write("Fix it Again Tony")
Call Sub FORD()
End Sub
Sub FORD()
Write("Found On Road Dead")
Call Sub FIAT()
End Sub
72. Posted by Porkopolis | January 11, 2008 12:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 12:49
73. Posted by Giacomo | January 11, 2008 12:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well, we're calling it The Buggy. Why do you ask?"
73. Posted by Giacomo | January 11, 2008 12:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 12:53
74. Posted by Giacomo | January 11, 2008 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ad campaign: As you motor effortlessly along backroads and highways, look at the beautiful Vista through our peerless Windows.
Reality: The Microsoft Auto takes 5 minutes to warm up before you can leave 'Park', accelerates sluggishly, handles like a dump truck, stops suddenly and unexpectedly, the built-in phone only lets you communicate with others in the car, and when you throw garbage out the window it ends up in the rear seat. Ah, but the Vista is still beautiful.
74. Posted by Giacomo | January 11, 2008 1:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 13:01
75. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh, the Owner's Manual is in the trunk. It won't fit in the glove compartment."
75. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:01
76. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Choose a Path? What the f*** do you mean, Choose a Path!? I just want to go to the f***ing grocery store!"
76. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:02
77. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now The Geek Squad makes both home and road-side calls.
77. Posted by Peter F. | January 11, 2008 2:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:07
78. Posted by Rick13 | January 11, 2008 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know what you're asking yourself, can I afford to buy this car?! Well, let me tell you sir, You can't!"
78. Posted by Rick13 | January 11, 2008 2:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:16
79. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 11, 2008 2:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ok, if I buy this car, will I look like the dorky guy in the iCar commercials?
79. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 11, 2008 2:19 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:19
80. Posted by NGrove | January 11, 2008 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft offers you a car with dozens of features you will never use, that doesn't go very fast because it is doing sixteen other things while you try to drive and God help you if you let your friend borrow it.
80. Posted by NGrove | January 11, 2008 2:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 14:58
81. Posted by Searchlight Crusade![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 11, 2008 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
5:00 Friday on an LA Freeway
Brings a whole new meaning to "Blue Screen of Death"
81. Posted by Searchlight Crusade![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 11, 2008 3:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 15:30
82. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we climb in the back seat and upload some porn?
82. Posted by guido | January 11, 2008 3:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 15:41
83. Posted by Dave W | January 11, 2008 4:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There's no Blue Screen when this crashes, just death.
83. Posted by Dave W | January 11, 2008 4:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 16:30
84. Posted by Melissa | January 11, 2008 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guy on left "Hmmm, wonder how many clowns will fit in that car?"
Guy on right "This car has nothing on Knight Rider."
84. Posted by Melissa | January 11, 2008 5:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 17:17
85. Posted by DANEgerus | January 11, 2008 5:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
New Car buyers had trouble hitting the Control, Alt and Delete keys, at the same time, to open the Car Windows.
85. Posted by DANEgerus | January 11, 2008 5:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 17:43
86. Posted by starbird | January 11, 2008 5:45 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
And this car has a koran in the glove compartment a GPS to point rhw way to MECCA AND A TRUNK LARGE ENOUGH FOR A SUICIDE BOMB BIG ENOUGH TO BLOW UP 10 CITY BLOCKS
86. Posted by starbird | January 11, 2008 5:45 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 17:45
87. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Lap Top Version Is A Unicycle With Touch Screen Steering."
87. Posted by radio free fred | January 11, 2008 6:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 18:06
88. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Security shouldn't be a problem, I here the new Defender program was developed by Wackenhut.
88. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2008 6:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 18:57
89. Posted by retired military | January 11, 2008 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DatelineL Jan 8, 2008
Microsoft finally unveiled their long awaited Windows 2006 model. Bill Gates proudly started the first car off the assembly line and was promptly assisted by two assembly line workers when the car went in reverse instead of going forward. When asked about the apparant transmission flaw Mr Gates smiled and stated "that isnt a flaw it is a undocumented feature".
89. Posted by retired military | January 11, 2008 7:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 19:32
90. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 11, 2008 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's called the SC2. It stands for Senator Craig and it sits two comfortably!
90. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 11, 2008 7:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 19:36
91. Posted by Just another penguinista | January 11, 2008 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 2008 now has Vista, with the improved 2-star crash rating.
91. Posted by Just another penguinista | January 11, 2008 9:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 21:35
92. Posted by Just another penguinista | January 11, 2008 9:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm still try to install the device drivers for the new gas I downloaded on the way home today.
92. Posted by Just another penguinista | January 11, 2008 9:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2008 21:37
93. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Activating Your Carware:
1. Enter your 48-digit serial number.
2. Traverse the national highways to Seattle, WA to receive required authentication.
3. Install all security updates.
93. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 12:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 00:51
94. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 12:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NOTICE: Microbile will be peppy and responsive for its first 1,000 miles. Increasing sluggishness thereafter and frequent restarts are normal and should be expected.
94. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 12:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 00:56
95. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SPECIFICATIONS:
HP: 455
Fuel Capacity: 500 gallons
0-60 mph: 93 minutes
MPG: .34
Gross Vehicle Weight: 25,268 lbs.
Cost: $267,493
Terms: Manufacturer support limited to 36 months.
95. Posted by La Mano | January 12, 2008 1:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 01:04
96. Posted by rodney dill | January 12, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course the first edition will be called the 'Billy Joel.'
96. Posted by rodney dill | January 12, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 09:12
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 12, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Caution: Opening Hood Voids Warranty
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 12, 2008 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 10:22
98. Posted by fustian | January 12, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Opening the car door the first time activates the EULA which says that you're only allowed to drive it in a single town.
98. Posted by fustian | January 12, 2008 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 10:32
99. Posted by charles austin | January 12, 2008 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wired recommends waiting for the SP2 release.
99. Posted by charles austin | January 12, 2008 12:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 12:17
100. Posted by Brian Lloyd | January 12, 2008 1:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"stop ... Stop ... STOP ... STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP ... OHMYGODSTOPYOUMOTHERFUHAHHHHHHHHHHH..."
[crash][crunch][thud][thud[thud]...[tinkle]...
"Command recognized: 'accelerate'. The navigation system indicates a higher speed is inconsistent with the current vehicle status, road surface, and conditions. Confirm 'accelerate'."
100. Posted by Brian Lloyd | January 12, 2008 1:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 13:36
101. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 12, 2008 2:43 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Shhhhhhh.. here comes Sean Hannity.. When he gets close enough everybody jump up and scream "Ron Paul Lives" "Ron Paul Lives" "Ron Paul Lives"
101. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 12, 2008 2:43 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2008 14:43
102. Posted by jc | January 13, 2008 3:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Little paper clip pops up out of the dash: "It looks like you're trying to parallel park."
102. Posted by jc | January 13, 2008 3:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 13, 2008 03:44
103. Posted by Deathlok | January 13, 2008 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd like to see the Fiat in a size 11 1/2."
103. Posted by Deathlok | January 13, 2008 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 13, 2008 12:01
104. Posted by dana | January 13, 2008 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If the car fails to start remove and re-install engine and you will be fine.
104. Posted by dana | January 13, 2008 4:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 13, 2008 16:05
105. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 14, 2008 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners annouced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.
105. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| January 14, 2008 2:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 14, 2008 02:09