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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 18, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee plays 'Sweet Home Alabama' on a guitar during a campaign rally at Clemson University in Clemson, South Carolina, January 17, 2008. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (132)

Debasing myself agai... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Proof:

Debasing myself again!

1. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:20

Why is everyone looking at ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Proof:

Why is everyone looking at the drummer?

2. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:21

With Huckabee as lead guita... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

With Huckabee as lead guitar, the new Spinal Tap decides to take on Ron Paul as their new drummer.

3. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:22

If I form this chord right,... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Proof:

If I form this chord right, I can give Romney the "finger" and no one will notice!

4. Posted by Proof | January 18, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:23

Nobody respects the bass pl... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by WildWillie | January 18, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Nobody respects the bass player. ww

5. Posted by WildWillie | January 18, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:23

Mike Huckabee finds that it... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | January 18, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Mike Huckabee finds that it is too late to correct his mistake. "Now they tell me. Play to the BASE, not play the BASS"

6. Posted by retired military | January 18, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:28

Hey look, Here comes Fred!!... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by tom | January 18, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
tom:

Hey look, Here comes Fred!!

7. Posted by tom | January 18, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:42

That's not Huckabee, that's... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

That's not Huckabee, that's Wannabee!

8. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:42

Mike Huckabee realizes he s... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Mike Huckabee realizes he should have tuned his instrument when playing with "The Conservatives."

9. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:46

Because nothing says cool l... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

Because nothing says cool like a middle-aged, bald guy in a tie playing bass.

10. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:47

The Huckabee campaign has h... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The Huckabee campaign has hit more than a few low notes of late.

11. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:48

"(Ron) Paul is dead (meat).... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"(Ron) Paul is dead (meat)."

12. Posted by Giacomo | January 18, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:50

Ass of Base... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 18, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Ass of Base

13. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 18, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:52

Seeing the success Mike Huc... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Tango | January 18, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Tango:

Seeing the success Mike Huckabee was having wooing his audience with his six string prowess, Dennis Kucinich immediately began attending rallies with a set of Spanish Maracas.

14. Posted by Tango | January 18, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:56

It's a photo op AND a polit... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a photo op AND a political attack ad:

If you wanna hang out, we've got to take him out; McCain.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; McCain.
He just lies, he just lies, he just lies; McCain.

15. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 07:59

And Hillary bangs out rhyth... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

And Hillary bangs out rhythms on the dried skulls of her enemies.

16. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:00

All it needs is a convicted... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

All it needs is a convicted felon from Arkansas on sax.

17. Posted by fustian | January 18, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:10

" While my support..gent... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

" While my support..gently slips..."

18. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:15

Secret Weapon of Bass Destr... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Secret Weapon of Bass Destruction

19. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:16

"Excuse me while my campaig... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Excuse me while my campaigns dies whaa whaa whaa whaaaa..."

20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:17

Candidates' bass player Mik... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by SideShowJane | January 18, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Candidates' bass player Mike Huckabee fawns for the camera as lead vocalist John McCain rides on a wave of hands from adoring fans just off camera.

"I just love him," says self-proclaimed Candidates groupie Tiffany Mahr from Spartanburg. "Mike's kind'a cute, but John rocks my world," she blushingly whispered.

21. Posted by SideShowJane | January 18, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:18

"Excuse me while my campaig... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Excuse me while my campaign dies whaa whaa whaa whaaaa.."

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:18

Man in the blue blazer, "Lo... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Man in the blue blazer, "Look everyone there's Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute!!"

23. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:21

"I'm a-pickin! Who's a-gri... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I'm a-pickin! Who's a-grinnin'? Anybody?"

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:21

The Huckleberry Horror: ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Huckleberry Horror: From Dusk till Dawn II

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:21

For most candidates, "song ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

For most candidates, "song and dance" is just a metaphor...

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:24

Christian Rock? All the be... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Christian Rock? All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:26

"Hey, Mormons aren't allow ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by jpm100 | January 18, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jpm100:

"Hey, Mormons aren't allow to listen to music, are they? I'm just askin'."

28. Posted by jpm100 | January 18, 2008 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:28

Hope, Arkansas; cool musici... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Diane | January 18, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Diane:

Hope, Arkansas; cool musician...now all I need is Gennifer Flowers (and company) to be like Bill!

29. Posted by Diane | January 18, 2008 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:31

After dominating the talent... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

After dominating the talent competition with a blistering rendition of Dueling Banjos, Teh Fred then strode over and forcibly sodomized Huckabee. Onlookers swear they heard Huckabee whisper "Thank You".

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:32

Certainly, in the topsy-tur... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Craig | January 18, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Craig:

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock [Campaigning], having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

31. Posted by Craig | January 18, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:36

So you want me to play at y... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

So you want me to play at your kid's Bar Mitzvah? Next year? January 20th? I should be available...

32. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:37

More COWBELL!... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Imhotep | January 18, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Imhotep:

More COWBELL!

33. Posted by Imhotep | January 18, 2008 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:47

I was barely 17 and I on... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 18, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tim Jameson:

I was barely 17 and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar.

I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster,but i do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel.


34. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 18, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:49

"It worked for the Pied Pip... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Mark L | January 18, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L:

"It worked for the Pied Piper, so why not for me? Okay they did not have bass guitars back then, but you gotta go with the times."

35. Posted by Mark L | January 18, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:50

Now listen very carefully a... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tim Jameson:

Now listen very carefully as I play "Stairway To Heaven" backwards...

36. Posted by Tim Jameson | January 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:51

You suck! Play some Skynard... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by JamesT | January 18, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JamesT:

You suck! Play some Skynard! Freebird!

37. Posted by JamesT | January 18, 2008 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 08:59

(Background) Hey look! It's... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

(Background) Hey look! It's John Edwards!

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:13

It's the Devil's music.... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's the Devil's music.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:15

And when I'm elected, I wil... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

And when I'm elected, I will enact a smoking ban since I don't smoke. Then I will enact a bill requiring daily exercise and banning cheetos because I am no longer fat. Then I will enact a law requiring PBS to air at least 8 hours of "Bootsy Collins teaches Bass" each day...

40. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:16

[ audience in background... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 18, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

[ audience in background ]

" Heeeyyy, look at Thompson over there, his riffs actually rock!!!

41. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 18, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:20

Huckabee gets an epiphany d... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Weegie | January 18, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Huckabee gets an epiphany during a jam session: He's not the Paul McCartney of the GOP race - He's Ringo!

42. Posted by Weegie | January 18, 2008 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:21

GOP wannabe starts to fret ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by BlogDog | January 18, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

GOP wannabe starts to fret about slipping support.

43. Posted by BlogDog | January 18, 2008 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:22

"Hey look, Fred Thompson's ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey look, Fred Thompson's playin' the accordian"
"...and Ron Paul's dancing 'round with a metal cup."

44. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:27

Pretend this is a Saxophone... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by David | January 18, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Pretend this is a Saxophone. Now where are the interns?

45. Posted by David | January 18, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:31

Led Zeppelin... how appropr... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | January 18, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Led Zeppelin... how appropriate.

46. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | January 18, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:34

"Mojo Mike Plays To His Bas... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Mojo Mike Plays To His Bass."

47. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:41

In an appeal to be cool wit... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by civildisobedience [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
civildisobedience[TypeKey Profile Page]:

In an appeal to be cool with younger people, Huck does not realize that in today's world, real guitars are for old people.

48. Posted by civildisobedience [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:46

Mike Huckabee introduces hi... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by LaMedusa | January 18, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Mike Huckabee introduces his new upbeat campaign song, "Look ma, I'm a BIG boy now!"

49. Posted by LaMedusa | January 18, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:50

Why courting the fickle you... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Falze | January 18, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Why courting the fickle youth vote is a waste of time. "This Huckleberry guy's totally cool. Whoa, hold on! I'm voting that cute chick! What's her name? Edwards?"

50. Posted by Falze | January 18, 2008 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:54

The Huckster is also a pluc... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

The Huckster is also a pluckster.

51. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:56

Music that turns heads.... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Music that turns heads.

52. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 09:58

The Devil went down to Geor... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Devil went down to Georgia...He was looking for some souls to steal.

53. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:02

Look away, look away, look ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

54. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 18, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:02

Mike Huckabee continues his... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by john1v6 | January 18, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

Mike Huckabee continues his "According to Jim" campaign theme:
--Jimmy Carter on foreign policy
--James Dobson on social issues
--Jimi Hendrix on guitar

55. Posted by john1v6 | January 18, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:07

"Pull My finger and I toot ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Pull My finger and I toot a mean Dixie"

56. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:10

This is Banal Crap... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This is Banal Crap

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:13

Huckabee later showed the a... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Huckabee later showed the audience he wore neither boxers nor briefs.

58. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:16

The amazing thing about the... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The amazing thing about the Dancing Bear is not how gracefully it dances but that it dances at all.

59. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:19

Gov. Huckabee jams in celeb... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Piso Mojado | January 18, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Piso Mojado:

Gov. Huckabee jams in celebration after successfully pressuring the Boy Scouts of America Caddo Area Council (Arkansas) to award his son, Mike, the rank of Eagle Scout in spite of Mike being fired from the Boy Scout Camp Pioneer for torturing and lynching a stray dog.

Huckabee was quoted during the celebration "It's good to be guv".

Real Eagle Scouts who abide by the Scout Oath and Law were not available for comment.

60. Posted by Piso Mojado | January 18, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:22

"I'd like to say thank you ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Mikey60 | January 18, 2008 10:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mikey60:

"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and myself and I hope we passed the audition....."

61. Posted by Mikey60 | January 18, 2008 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:25

Just remember, you can't da... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Gina Duvall | January 18, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gina Duvall:

Just remember, you can't dance to this fine after-sermon selection.

62. Posted by Gina Duvall | January 18, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:26

If the Huckster were a demo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Maggie | January 18, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

If the Huckster were a democrat,
he'd be playing the 'Grateful Dead'.

63. Posted by Maggie | January 18, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:26

Guitar Zero.... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Eric Forhan | January 18, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

Guitar Zero.

64. Posted by Eric Forhan | January 18, 2008 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:29

I'll be your Huckleberry.</... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'll be your Huckleberry.

65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:30

♬The sword ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
♬

66. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:30

Mike Huckabee wonders why e... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Justrand | January 18, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Justrand:

Mike Huckabee wonders why everyone keeps requesting "Flim Flam Man", but begins singing anyway...
Hands off the man, the flim flam man.
His mind is up his sleeve and his talk is make believe.
Oh lord, the man's a fraud, he's a flim flam man.
He's so cagey, he's a flim flam man.

67. Posted by Justrand | January 18, 2008 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:45

Huckabee's guitar-playing, ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 18, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Huckabee's guitar-playing, like his politics, influences people to look to the Right ... which is away from him.

68. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 18, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:47

When they said "Play that f... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

When they said "Play that funky music white boy", it wasn't supposed to be a literal translation...

69. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:47

Mike slowly discovers that ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Mike slowly discovers that a 25 minute bass solo isn't exactly popular with the fans...

70. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 18, 2008 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:49

The Huckster belts out Amer... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Piso Mojado | January 18, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Piso Mojado:

The Huckster belts out America's newest Hit "I am your brother, your best friend forever"

71. Posted by Piso Mojado | January 18, 2008 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 10:51

"It goes to eleven."... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"It goes to eleven."

72. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:08

LOL @ Piso Mojado... I love... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

LOL @ Piso Mojado... I loved that guy! Was that a real song, or did he make it up?

73. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:09

How did Huckabee become so ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

How did Huckabee become so popular? Robert Johnson told him about a "guy" who makes deals down at the crossroads.

74. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:11

For a serious run at the of... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

For a serious run at the office, he changed his name to "Huckabee" after focus groups reacted negatively to a possible "President Ywengie Malmsteen".

75. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:17

Visitors to the Little Rock... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Joel | January 18, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Visitors to the Little Rock & Roll hall of fame turned just in time to see the Spinal Tap drummer spontaneously ignite.

76. Posted by Joel | January 18, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:17

Not all guys need a fancy <... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Not all guys need a fancy car to compensate for "shortcomings"...

77. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:20

"Rock-a-billy Huckabee" wou... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:22 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Rock-a-billy Huckabee" would be an awesome band name.

78. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:22

Lady in crowd: "Finally! Ou... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Lady in crowd: "Finally! Our guest of honor has arrived!... Welcome, Mr.Hunt!"

79. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:25

Lady in crowd: "Finally! Ou... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Lady in crowd: "Finally! Our guest of honor has arrived!... Welcome, Mr.Ock!"

With apologies for my immaturity. ;)

80. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:26

"Huck-a-bee"?... Sounds lik... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Huck-a-bee"?... Sounds like a contest at a hillbilly reunion.

81. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 18, 2008 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:29

"I'm on a mission from God.... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm on a mission from God."

82. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:30

"You guys may count me out ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by dawnsblood | January 18, 2008 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dawnsblood:

"You guys may count me out now but just wait 'till I unlease my Star Power!"

83. Posted by dawnsblood | January 18, 2008 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 11:47

The grimace on Governor Huc... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by jim2 | January 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim2:

The grimace on Governor Huckabee's face came as he realized the no-win situation he had just placed himself in.

If he played the piece well, he would lose the Arkansas vote but, if he played it badly, he would lose the Alabama vote. Like almost all politicians, he chose mediocrity and, as can be seen from the photo, he quickly lost the South Carolina vote.

84. Posted by jim2 | January 18, 2008 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:11

Just another Basshole at pl... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Allium | January 18, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

Just another Basshole at play

85. Posted by Allium | January 18, 2008 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:29

"If The Voting Booth Is A R... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"If The Voting Booth Is A Rockin' Don't Bother Knockin'."

86. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:29

I am....the great prete... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

I am....the great pretender...

87. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:33

"But I go to 11, you see...... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"But I go to 11, you see..."

88. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:33

Attention Ladies and Gentle... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Attention Ladies and Gentlemen! the pardoned guests of honor have arrived..

89. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:35

Huckabee wooing the crowds.... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by kb | January 18, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kb:

Huckabee wooing the crowds.

90. Posted by kb | January 18, 2008 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:38

"Governor, I played with Bo... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Governor, I played with Bootsy Collins. I knew Bootsy Collins. Bootsy Colling was a good friend. And Governor, you're no Bootsy Collins."

91. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:40

Tower of Babel meets Tower ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Tower of Babel meets Tower of Power.

92. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:41

"The crowd grew eerily sile... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"The crowd grew eerily silent when Gov. Huckabee went into his Gene Simmons impression while playing "Rock and Roll All Nite"...

93. Posted by Peter F. | January 18, 2008 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 12:45

The crowd gathered to hear ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 18, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The crowd gathered to hear Mike Huckabee lost interest when actor Ralph Machio arrived.

94. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 18, 2008 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 13:28

C-C-C-C major, A-A-A-A mino... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Timmer | January 18, 2008 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

C-C-C-C major, A-A-A-A minor...what's that playin' on the radiooo? Why did my polls up and then drop so lowwww? Life rearranges...these constant changes.
Apologies to fans of Grease.

95. Posted by Timmer | January 18, 2008 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 13:42

"As long as there's, you kn... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by JamesT | January 18, 2008 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JamesT:

"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."

96. Posted by JamesT | January 18, 2008 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 13:57

Thank God they dont writ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Thank God they dont write em like that anymore.

97. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 14:18

"Rock And Roll With The Pun... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Rock And Roll With The Pundits."

98. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 14:27

I didn't know Richard Nixon... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by DANEgerus | January 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

I didn't know Richard Nixon could play the guitar.

99. Posted by DANEgerus | January 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 15:24

As he focused on his finger... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Gmac | January 18, 2008 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

As he focused on his fingers the crowd focused on Fred.

100. Posted by Gmac | January 18, 2008 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 15:55

1. Playing bass solo. Cool<... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Gmac | January 18, 2008 3:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gmac:

1. Playing bass solo. Cool

2. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally. Trendy

3. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally and really laying it down. Outstanding

4. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally and not realizing the crowd is listening to Fred... Priceless

101. Posted by Gmac | January 18, 2008 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 15:59

Man, nobody likes my Delive... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Man, nobody likes my Deliverence allegory. Better play to the base...

Huckabee knew his presidential bid was headed for dire straights when he saw Ted Kennedy driving the tour/campaign bus.

102. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 18, 2008 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 16:10

The crowd behind Huckleberr... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The crowd behind Huckleberry..... " yeah!! MJ's finally here!"

103. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 16:27

Huckabee was so caught up i... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Porkopolis | January 18, 2008 5:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Huckabee was so caught up in his solo that he failed to notice Chuck Norris drop-kicking the AP reporter that was peppering him with questions about the candidate's stance on Creationism.

104. Posted by Porkopolis | January 18, 2008 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 17:07

Jim Jones rolls over in His... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jim Jones rolls over in His sulfur.

105. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 7:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 19:28

Well she was only 13, only ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by gregh | January 18, 2008 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gregh:

Well she was only 13, only 13
But, hey, I'm from Arkansas

106. Posted by gregh | January 18, 2008 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 20:14

♬Woo hoo Wo... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
♬

107. Posted by rodney dill | January 18, 2008 8:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 20:15

In-a-gadda-divida baby........ (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Thor-Zone | January 18, 2008 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thor-Zone:

In-a-gadda-divida baby.....
Don't you know that I love you.....

108. Posted by Thor-Zone | January 18, 2008 8:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 20:50

"I am the god of hellfir... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you... fire!"

109. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 9:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 21:35

I gave my love a cherry ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 9:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bones
I gave my love a story
That had no end
I gave my...

Just then John McCain grabbed the guitar and smashes it against the wall; and says, "Sorry."

110. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 18, 2008 9:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 21:42

I wonder if any of them pop... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I wonder if any of them popcorned squirrels were Rabid??

111. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 22:39

"On To Woodstock And Let's ... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 10:53 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"On To Woodstock And Let's Win There!!!!!"

112. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 10:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 22:53

You can fool some of the sh... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

You can fool some of the sheeple some of the time..

But You cant fool all of the sheeple all of the time..

__ An ode from a redneck toad __

113. Posted by 914 | January 18, 2008 10:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 22:56

"The Axeman Cometh."... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 11:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"The Axeman Cometh."

114. Posted by radio free fred | January 18, 2008 11:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 18, 2008 23:06

"All your Conservative Bass... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Dave W | January 19, 2008 1:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dave W:

"All your Conservative Bass are belong to me!"

115. Posted by Dave W | January 19, 2008 1:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 01:07

"... but I did stay at a Ho... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Daniel | January 19, 2008 2:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Daniel:

"... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

116. Posted by Daniel | January 19, 2008 2:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 02:07

Pull My Finger.[I ... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 19, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull My Finger.

[I continue to protest the greatest caption that only got an honorable mention!! :-D)

117. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 19, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 08:55

The Ronco Electric Cheese S... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by radio free fred | January 19, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Ronco Electric Cheese Slicer Seems To Be a Crowd Pleaser.

118. Posted by radio free fred | January 19, 2008 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 09:36

"Keith Richards Sure Does C... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by radio free fred | January 19, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Keith Richards Sure Does Clean Up Nice."

119. Posted by radio free fred | January 19, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 09:45

♬Ziggy play... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by rodney dill | January 19, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
and the spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
♬

120. Posted by rodney dill | January 19, 2008 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 11:20

We he played on the Jay Len... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Howlin' Steve Hanson | January 19, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howlin' Steve Hanson:

We he played on the Jay Leno show, the bass part was audible AFTER he stopped playing.

Anyway, no Fender, no cred.

121. Posted by Howlin' Steve Hanson | January 19, 2008 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 11:56

Everybody Polka!!... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 19, 2008 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Everybody Polka!!

122. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 19, 2008 2:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 14:45

With a bald pate I stab at ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by 914 | January 19, 2008 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

With a bald pate I stab at thee!

123. Posted by 914 | January 19, 2008 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 17:01

Which one is the telecaster... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 19, 2008 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Which one is the telecaster?

124. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 19, 2008 8:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 20:20

"Knock, knock, knockin' ... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2008 8:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door..."

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2008 8:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 20:52

"In Birmingham they love... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2008 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"In Birmingham they love the governor...even the one from Arkansas..."

126. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2008 8:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 20:54

Mike Huckabee plays the Blu... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Dodo David | January 19, 2008 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Mike Huckabee plays the Blues after losing in Wyoming, New Hampshire, Michigan, Nevada and South Carolina. Meanwhile, his supporters start gravitating toward McCain and Romney.

127. Posted by Dodo David | January 19, 2008 9:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2008 21:52

Now if I can hit.. this not... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Ken | January 20, 2008 2:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Now if I can hit.. this note.. just right, McCain will self destruct, and I'll take South Carolina.

128. Posted by Ken | January 20, 2008 2:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2008 02:26

" History shows again an... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by 914 | January 20, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

" History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man....Huckzilla.."

129. Posted by 914 | January 20, 2008 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2008 11:29

"So, he won't take my Metam... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by jc | January 21, 2008 12:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

"So, he won't take my Metamucil advice... The brown note, that'll fix Romney."

130. Posted by jc | January 21, 2008 12:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 21, 2008 00:20

What the huck?!!... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Nylda | January 21, 2008 12:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

What the huck?!!

131. Posted by Nylda | January 21, 2008 12:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 21, 2008 00:21

Update: <... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 21, 2008 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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