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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 25, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Medical marijuana is displayed in Los Angeles, August 6, 2007. Companies can fire employees who use marijuana for medical reasons even if California law allows such use because federal law prohibits it, the state's Supreme Court ruled on Thursday. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Crack Reporting... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Crack Reporting

1. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:18

Hillary Clinton showing how... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | January 25, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Hillary Clinton showing how part of the universal health coverage would work.

2. Posted by WildWillie | January 25, 2008 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:21

Kucinich foreign policy exp... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Kucinich foreign policy explained.

3. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:22

Just add sex and rock n rol... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Just add sex and rock n roll and you've got a typical weekend for Bubba...

4. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:25

This is how party organizer... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

This is how party organizers hope to tone down the democrat debates.

5. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:26

Technically brownies is not... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Technically brownies is not inhaling.

6. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:32

Shoot, I always thought gra... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Shoot, I always thought granola was just oats and stuff. No wonder California's so screwed up!

7. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:33

It's just another typical b... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

It's just another typical breakfast over at Amy Winehouse's!

8. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:36

This was apparently the sec... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

This was apparently the secret ingredient in Microsoft Vista.

9. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:37

Apparently, it's the only k... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

Apparently, it's the only known treatment for Bush Derangement Syndrome...

10. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:45

Thanks to the Japanese, EVE... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 25, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Thanks to the Japanese, EVERYTHING is getting smaller!

11. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 25, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:50

You're fired...dude.... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

You're fired...dude.

12. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:54

Medicinal hooch.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Medicinal hooch.

13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55

Symptoms taken directly ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Symptoms taken directly from a web site for those fighting addictions:

Distortions of perceptions, thinking and reality

Difficulty in forming concepts and thoughts
Poor concentration

Mental confusion

Loss of motivation

Wide mood swings

Aggression and hostility

Depression, anxiety and paranoia

Were we talking about Marijuana or Democrats in general?

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55

Ricky Williams received his... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Ricky Williams received his season end bonus today for another fine season.

16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 07:59

Finally, a Medicare prescri... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Finally, a Medicare prescription drug benefit even Ron Paul can get behind.

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04

Ok here's a good one... uh.... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Ok here's a good one... uh... just a minute.. i had.. uh wha? oh yeah the captio... uh... man I could use some fritos... what did you want again?...

18. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04

Schwarzenegger at Walgreen'... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Schwarzenegger at Walgreen's drive through:
"Yes sir, I'm certain this is Ms. Shrivers prescription.

19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04

This particular CVS has no ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This particular CVS has no trouble finding pharmacy techs, but a heck of a time keeping Malomars in stock.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:07

Take one by mouth in mornin... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Tango | January 25, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Tango:

Take one by mouth in morning, wash it down with a beer and relax in hammock. Repeat twice daily.

21. Posted by Tango | January 25, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:08

Furthermore to this medicat... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Furthermore to this medication I'd like one of those naked lady roach clips and your finest red prescription bong.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:14

California is thinking of a... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

California is thinking of adding medical heroin to the list to prepare for a possible Republican presidential victory.

23. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:15

Michael Vicks relatives pre... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by zipity | January 25, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

Michael Vicks relatives prepare for his monthly visit in prison "where are the condoms and the KY?"

24. Posted by zipity | January 25, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:18

A Ron Paul supporter prepar... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

A Ron Paul supporter prepares his "medicine" for the rest of the campaign.

25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:19

The worst thing about worki... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The worst thing about working there? Your stoner friends are always asking if they can smell your finger.

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:19

So if you're fired for smok... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So if you're fired for smoking the reefer would that be considered Chronic unemployment?

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:22

Heyyyy! My prescription was... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Weegie | January 25, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Weegie:

Heyyyy! My prescription was specifically for Thai stick, man. That's Red Bud. You trying to harsh my recovery?

28. Posted by Weegie | January 25, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 08:49

Anti-degradation blue bottl... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by SideShowJane | January 25, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Anti-degradation blue bottle; a child-proof cap; prescription label with the seal of California; bio-engineered marijuana; skull bong and a Bic lighter.

29. Posted by SideShowJane | January 25, 2008 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:00

The three-tiered Democratic... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 25, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The three-tiered Democratic strategy for America seems to be working: Keep them Dumb, Drugged, and Dependent.

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 25, 2008 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:02

California approves smoking... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by kb | January 25, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
kb:

California approves smoking marijuana two weeks after it bans smoking tobacco.

31. Posted by kb | January 25, 2008 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (17 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:04

Re-hashing the issues.... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by _Mike_ | January 25, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Re-hashing the issues.

32. Posted by _Mike_ | January 25, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:05

Presidential hopeful Sen. B... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Eric F | January 25, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Eric F:

Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (not shown) promises a pot in every chicken.

33. Posted by Eric F | January 25, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:08

The Grass is Greener in Ore... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by epador | January 25, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
epador:

The Grass is Greener in Oregon.

34. Posted by epador | January 25, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:15

A Clinton Staffer reported ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by hcddbz | January 25, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
hcddbz:

A Clinton Staffer reported "That there was no reason to believe that this picture was taken at Senator Obama's home, and that no one is saying that he sold drugs through the pharmacy's in his home state to fiance his presidential campaign."

In other news Bill Clinton steadfastly maintains that they are not swift boating Obama. "You have understand all those statements made by the Swift boat people were true. We just make things up about Obama, after all we need to keep them negroes in their place. I mean Bush has appointed articulate and qualified blacks into positions of power. Now we got one running against my wife. I cannot lose my status as the first Black President to an actual Black man. Everything fair in love and Politics!"

35. Posted by hcddbz | January 25, 2008 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:17

Not all of Hsu's donations ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Not all of Hsu's donations were monetary.

36. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:24

Chuck Norris does not smoke... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff | January 25, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

Chuck Norris does not smoke marijuana. The marijuana bursts itself into flames.

37. Posted by Jeff | January 25, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 09:41

Dude, where's my job?... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 25, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Dude, where's my job?

38. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 25, 2008 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 10:04

Take one clump daily or as ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
john1v6:

Take one clump daily or as needed
Take with food
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking this medication
Caution: May be habit-forming
If this were really for your "glaucoma" you wouldn't be able to read this fine print

39. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 10:05

The clinic pharmacy is the ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
john1v6:

The clinic pharmacy is the most popular place to work at UC Santa Cruz

40. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 25, 2008 10:07

Important Safety Informatio... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Nylda | January 25, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Nylda:

Important Safety Information for this Medication

MARIJUANA IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. But if you want side effects not offered from regular prescription medications, this might possibly be for you. Do not take MARIJUANA if you want to remain uptight or forgo binge eating. Do not drink alcohol in excess (to a level of intoxication) with MARIJUANA, as this may increase your chances of becoming unrecognizable to yourself, give you high or low blood pressure depending on your outlook on life, or subject you to the scrutiny of law enforcement