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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


A road sign points the way to nearby towns Clinton and Prosperity in Newberry, South Carolina, January 25, 2008. US Democratic presidential candidates Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), former Senator John Edwards (D-NC) and Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) have been criss-crossing South Carolina ahead of the state's Democratic primary election. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)


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"American voters at the cro... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"American voters at the crossroads," Mitt Romney ad. ww

News photo: This sign at t... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

News photo: This sign at the end of the former president's street was the reason Bill Clinton was arrested for having repeatedly and violently poked the chest of Punk'd host Ashton Kutcher with his angry finger.

And to get to Obama, you've... (Below threshold)

And to get to Obama, you've got to go even further to the left...

Standing on Main St. in Hel... (Below threshold)

Standing on Main St. in Hell Michigan.

This is what Hillary means ... (Below threshold)

This is what Hillary means by "change".

The sign for Kucinich point... (Below threshold)

The sign for Kucinich points straight up.

Voters soon found the road ... (Below threshold)

Voters soon found the road to Clinton was paved with rude invections.

Shouldn't the Clinton sign ... (Below threshold)

Shouldn't the Clinton sign be pointing straight down?

Bill's plan for fighting gr... (Below threshold)

Bill's plan for fighting greenhouse gases.

The sign to Clinton changes... (Below threshold)

The sign to Clinton changes depends heavily on which way the wind is blowing.

When you come to a fork in ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Neither road is a freeway.<... (Below threshold)
r:

Neither road is a freeway.

And I know PEACE is around ... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

And I know PEACE is around here somewhere, too.

'nuff said.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

'nuff said.

"I've a feeling we're not i... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Don't you wish all choices ... (Below threshold)
al:

Don't you wish all choices were this easy?

Pull Pretzel_Logic's finger... (Below threshold)

Pull Pretzel_Logic's finger.

Hey you beat me to it!... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey you beat me to it!

Yeah? But, what I really wa... (Below threshold)

Yeah? But, what I really wanna know is: where the hell is Thompson?

Oh, no! I told them "Spinal... (Below threshold)
LCVRWC:

Oh, no! I told them "Spinal Tap" first, and Clinton second!

It couldn't be any more cle... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

It couldn't be any more clear, Kevin, but BarneyG2000 is still gonna make a left turn.

Sign Sign everywhere a sign... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

The road to the left is a s... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

The road to the left is a slippery slope.

On Star command "Mak... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

On Star command "Make hard left turn, let go of steering wheel, place seat in recline position because we're taking over from here and every other aspect of your life, and enjoy your ride down the road of good intentions".

NO LEFT TURN... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

NO LEFT TURN

The <a href="http://www.inv... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The Sentiment of Wall Street

NO HsU-Turn... (Below threshold)

NO HsU-Turn

Switch and Bait.... (Below threshold)
Craig:

Switch and Bait.

New sign at the New York St... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

New sign at the New York Stock Exchange.

A sign of what the USA is h... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

A sign of what the USA is heading for if Hillary becomes President

Proof that the opposite of ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Proof that the opposite of prosperity is Clinton.

...however the road to Obam... (Below threshold)

...however the road to Obama was becoming more popular even though it was plagued with potholes.

I knew prosperity, prosperi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

I knew prosperity, prosperity was a friend of mine, you ma'am are not prosperity.

The sign says it all.... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The sign says it all.

Freedom →←... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Freedom →
← Marxism

Hillary Clinton has a good ... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Hillary Clinton has a good chance of becoming the next Commander-in-Chief and those that denigrate her are doing a disservice to the troops.

Think about them.

"A Long And Winding Road."<... (Below threshold)

"A Long And Winding Road."

--And the rest of the Burma... (Below threshold)
pibill:

--And the rest of the Burma Shave sign says--

You've Got To Be Shi**in!

"Just ahead, Ladies and Gen... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Just ahead, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have Clinton to the left and McCain to the... er... left."

"Turn Right At McCain And A... (Below threshold)

"Turn Right At McCain And Able Avenue.>>"

I knew I should have made a... (Below threshold)

I knew I should have made a right turn at Albuquerque.

Jonathan Ernst celebrates, ... (Below threshold)

Jonathan Ernst celebrates, knowing he'd just snapped a photo that, by itself, would transcend any Wizbanger's attempted caption.

I'm sorry there is no way t... (Below threshold)
Tango:

I'm sorry there is no way to cross over from Clinton to Prosperity. You're probably better off going right on McCain and that will eventually lead you to Prosperity.

You're traveling through an... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Socialism Zone!

"SLOW DOWN FOR DEAR CROSSIN... (Below threshold)

"SLOW DOWN FOR DEAR CROSSING."


Unlike Bush's Mideast Road ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Unlike Bush's Mideast Road Map, even the dimmest voter can chart this course.

Proof positive that the one... (Below threshold)
SilentStorm:

Proof positive that the one song from Sesame Street is right...

"One of these things is not like the other..."

"SPEED BUMP AHEAD."... (Below threshold)

"SPEED BUMP AHEAD."

Just go straight and stop a... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Just go straight and stop at the next rest area, I really need to take a Kucinich.

"BEWARE OF FALLING POLLS."<... (Below threshold)

"BEWARE OF FALLING POLLS."

Well no wonder the right tu... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Well no wonder the right turn lane is backed up for a hundred miles...

The Clinton highway is comm... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Clinton highway is commonly referred to as The Road to Serfdom.

It dosn't get any plainer t... (Below threshold)
Mycroft:

It dosn't get any plainer than this.

To the right, you can find ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

To the right, you can find Prosperity; and to the left...

Yet another example in the ... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Yet another example in the long line of signs posted by that dastardly cunning Captain Obvious.

(updated)Neither r... (Below threshold)
r:

(updated)

Neither road is a freeway... but only the road to the left is a tollway.

The plain truth needs a cap... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The plain truth needs a caption?

← CAUTION BILL BUMPS A... (Below threshold)

← CAUTION BILL BUMPS AHEAD →

If you head toward Clinton ... (Below threshold)
Joel:

If you head toward Clinton you'll see another sign about a mile down the road:

Power ->

... And ne'er the twain sha... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

... And ne'er the twain shall meet.

"Oh, honey, sure Prosperity... (Below threshold)

"Oh, honey, sure Prosperity is just a few miles away down a well-lighted, paved road. But we have the RV and a full tank of gas! Let's head towards Clinton, into the hills, on that unpaved dirt track. We'll have an adventure!"

Hillary proudly defended th... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

Hillary proudly defended the sign, saying she supports America's right to CHOOSE!

My previous response was cu... (Below threshold)
Joel:

My previous response was cut off; should have read:

If you head toward Clinton you'll see another sign about a mile down the road:

Power - >

You Decide 2008... (Below threshold)
2klbofun:

You Decide 2008

Darn, cut off again--guess ... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Darn, cut off again--guess I'll spell it out.

If you head toward Clinton you'll see another sign about a mile down the road:

Scruples are to the right; Power to the left.

Unfortunately, all roads to... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately, all roads to the right are blocked off until at least 2012.

The sign pictured above is ... (Below threshold)
kb:

The sign pictured above is an understatement.

Photoshop brought to you by... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Photoshop brought to you by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

And the "Truth In Advertisi... (Below threshold)

And the "Truth In Advertising" Award goes to...

Heads rolled at Clinton Cam... (Below threshold)
SarahConnor2:

Heads rolled at Clinton Campaign Headquarters after Hillary discovered that the one campaign volunteer with ethics was put in charge of the rally billboards.

With Fred out, I fear roadb... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

With Fred out, I fear roadblocks to the right.

]Closed captioned for the v... (Below threshold)
914:

]Closed captioned for the voting impaired]

Prosperity →F... (Below threshold)
914:

Prosperity →

Freedom →

← Clinton

← Obama

← McCain

Romney →

I don't have a caption, but... (Below threshold)
Anachronda:

I don't have a caption, but I wanted to point out a few fun signs I've seen.

As you head east into Montana on I90, the first exit is named "Anaconda Opportunity".

In San Francisco, there's an exit named "A Street Downtown".

Or go straight to Obama and... (Below threshold)
guido:

Or go straight to Obama and drive off a cliff

Miss making the right turn ... (Below threshold)
Chris:

Miss making the right turn and the only way that's left is taking the wrong way.

Prosperity isn't enough. ... (Below threshold)
observer:

Prosperity isn't enough. We want Clinton to give us free health care, wipe our butts and tuck us in for the night.

"No, honey, I don't need to... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"No, honey, I don't need to ask for directions. We take a right here."

"Common Goodsville? Sure, ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Common Goodsville? Sure, hang a left and look for the dead end."

"Oddly, the signs pointing ... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

"Oddly, the signs pointing towards Prosperity always indicate a right turn..."

← Abandon hope, all y... (Below threshold)

← Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

"Homey don't need no MapQue... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Homey don't need no MapQuest."

"Two paths diverged in a wo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Two paths diverged in a wood, and I took the one.....holy shit! Right! Go right now!"

Lefty Looney, Righty Reunit... (Below threshold)

Lefty Looney, Righty Reunited

Prosperity ⇨&#... (Below threshold)

Prosperity ⇨
⇦ Clinton
(This is not a choice -- Rene Magritte)

Once again America stands a... (Below threshold)

Once again America stands at a crossroads. Will we choose the right turn, though it looks less exciting, more sedate? Or will too many of us be tempted by the shiny distractions and bright lights whizzing about mindlessly on the left?

I proposed: "Oh, honey, su... (Below threshold)

I proposed: "Oh, honey, sure Prosperity is just a few miles away down a well-lighted, paved road. But we have the RV and a full tank of gas! Let's head towards Clinton, into the hills, on that unpaved dirt track. We'll have an adventure!"

For those who don't watch horror movies, this is a reference to "The Hills Have Eyes," where the adventurous RV'ers get slaughtered by freaky mutants. Thank you, and think better of me now, please.

And your wife still wants y... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And your wife still wants you to stop and ask for directions...

I think we took a wrong tur... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

I think we took a wrong turn back on the Bush Turnpike.

Are we there yet?Y... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Are we there yet?

You just asked that two rinos ago.

Looks like we're going left... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Looks like we're going left. Better put the good-intention tires on. We know where this road leads.

Prosperity →← Clinto... (Below threshold)
Von:

Prosperity →
← Clinton

The two Americas

Funny... My Google-Maps sho... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Funny... My Google-Maps shows that these paths never converge.

Two roads diverged in a woo... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Hey! Thanks for fixing my p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hey! Thanks for fixing my post admin.

Looks like you're having to do a lot of that.

Not even with GPS can you g... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Not even with GPS can you get there!

Funny... My Google... (Below threshold)
Funny... My Google-Maps shows that these paths never converge.

Actually they don't converge. the location is undefined. Look at the sign, any time you divide by zero the answer is undefined.

To the right is Romney to t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

To the right is Romney to the left is oblivion.

As if there was any doubt..... (Below threshold)

As if there was any doubt...

Police have charged Mr Hsu ... (Below threshold)

Police have charged Mr Hsu with one additional count of destruction of public property. The bottom third of the original sign has been taken into evidence. It reads

(All hope abandon, ye who enter)

Right lane ends ahead.<br /... (Below threshold)
Olaf:

Right lane ends ahead.
Merge left.

The clear choice of the pre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The clear choice of the presidential candidates.

No caption necessary.... (Below threshold)

No caption necessary.

A picture is worth a thousa... (Below threshold)

A picture is worth a thousand caption contest entries.

And if you go past Clinton,... (Below threshold)

And if you go past Clinton, the next town is "Obama." You've got to go even farther to reach "Edwards." If you ever get there, you've really gone too far.

If you look left, the next ... (Below threshold)
William d'Inger:

If you look left, the next sign (not shown in the photo) says "Dead End".

(No caption necessary)... (Below threshold)

(No caption necessary)

DuuuH!... (Below threshold)
Roy Sampley:

DuuuH!

And like the primaries at t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And like the primaries at this point we dont know which way to go.

Even I understand what they... (Below threshold)
Forrest Gumpp:

Even I understand what they mean and that all I've got to say about that.
Forrest Gumpp




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