The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
1:31 PM | 
3 comments
8:05 AM | 1 comments
Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
8:02 AM | 5 comments
Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
7:50 AM | 0 comments
Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
7:42 AM | 2 comments
It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
7:37 AM | 2 comments
Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
7:30 AM | 1 comments
article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...
10:06 PM | 4 comments
SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...
7:57 AM | 1 comments
7:42 AM | 0 comments
Comments (106)
{Burp!} Nothing like the ta... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
{Burp!} Nothing like the taste of Romney in the morning...
1. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:17
2. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Excuse me, I've got another conservative caught in my throat.
2. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:19
3. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Never give a sucker an even break, and you can't cheat an honest man..."
3. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:22
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
yup, yup, yup took care of another one....
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:24
5. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
My God, McCain is the reincarnation of WC Fields!
"Five will get you ten, ten will get you twenty, beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl..."
"I'd rather have two girls of 21 each, than one girl of 42!"
"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
"She drove me to drink, it's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
5. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:26
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Just because I was for amnesty, curtailing freedom of speech, and closing Gitmo, I get no respect. No respect at all!
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:26
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: -4 (8 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: -4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:26
8. Posted by Cullen | February 8, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
No repect, I tell ya. No respect.
My immigrant workers? They're trying to deport me!
No respect.
8. Posted by Cullen | February 8, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:27
9. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | February 8, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Known for poking his finger into conservative's eyes, McCain pokes himself in the throat.
9. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | February 8, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:28
10. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Oswald Cobblepot plans for the demise of his arch enemy... Batman.
10. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:28
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"I will not loose my temper" "I will not loose my temper" "I will not loose my temper..."
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:29
12. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
What color is that tie, John?
"Marxist red..."
12. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:30
13. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
"...'cause I'm a wiiiillld and craazzzeeee guy!"
13. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:30
14. Posted by WildWillie | February 8, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 5 (13 votes cast)
People are horrified as McCain demonstrates how tough he is by giving himself a tracheotomy using just his finger. ww
14. Posted by WildWillie | February 8, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 5 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:31
15. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
And I was lying about amnesty before any of my competitors lied about amnesty...
15. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:32
16. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
And as President, I'll reach across the aisle to my democratic colleagues to pass a campaign finance, anti-blogger law, so I'll never have to listen to you assholes again...
16. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:35
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Riiiiiiiicoooooolaaaaa
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:38
18. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I like to announce my new Vice Presidential running mate: Al Franken!
18. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:40
19. Posted by smitch | February 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
John McCain misses his eye as he demonstrates where he likes to poke conservatives.
19. Posted by smitch | February 8, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:40
20. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Since when did Republicans let he New York Times select their candidates?
20. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:42
21. Posted by ken | February 8, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Weekend At Bernie's Part 3 - Staring John McCain
21. Posted by ken | February 8, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:46
22. Posted by smitch | February 8, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
John McCain hopes to distract attention from the alien growing on the side of his face by sticking his finger into his throat.
22. Posted by smitch | February 8, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:51
23. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 8, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Conservatives using Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's voice from "Full Metal Jacket":
"Now choke yourself, goddamn it with my hand num nuts"
23. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 8, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:54
24. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
♬
I'm strong to the finish,
cause I eats me spinach,
I'm Popcheek the liberal guy
♬
yuk yuk yuk yuk
24. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 07:55
25. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
John "Pinocchio" McCain: his left cheek bulges whenever he adopts liberal positions.
25. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:03
26. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
John, buddy, what the hell is wrong with that left cheek of yours?
It's starting to swell more than a Hillary ankle!
You considered covering that thing with a pantsuit?
26. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:05
27. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
I guess we should've taken that right turn toward Prosperity...
27. Posted by fustian | February 8, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:07
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Romney Schomney
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 8, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:08
29. Posted by Dave thA | February 8, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
East Coast Posseeeee!!!
29. Posted by Dave thA | February 8, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:12
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Nothin' like a nice chaw off a plug of tobackee.
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:20
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Dick Cheney finds McCain's lack of faith disturbing.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:26
32. Posted by billburz | February 8, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Blow Rush Limbo, never! I'd go back to Nam first.
32. Posted by billburz | February 8, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:27
33. Posted by Clancy | February 8, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Even Senator McCain hes trouble swallowing his own bull$hit.
33. Posted by Clancy | February 8, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:29
34. Posted by Dylan | February 8, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Unable to adequately impress the CPAC audience, McCain realized that it was time to try the most daring move of all: To reveal his secret, superpower identity.
He didn't have a phone both, but now wasn't the time for pleasantries. Reaching for his collar, he knew this would be a moment that would live forever."
Or
"No ticket."
34. Posted by Dylan | February 8, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:36
35. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 8, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
The Senator's throat began to constrict in an apparent allergic reaction when he attempted to sound like a conservative.
35. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 8, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:37
36. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 8, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Senator McCain was unaware the mike was on as we did his voice exercises
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEE"
36. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 8, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:42
37. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 8, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
"I'm a true Reagani-"
-ack-
"Reaga-"
-ack-
"Rea-"
-ack-
37. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 8, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:46
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:47
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
I work my whole life, I don't apologize to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. I don't apologize for that. That's my life. But I always thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings.
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:49
40. Posted by OCSteve | February 8, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
I am the conserv... AhhUm. I am the conerva... AhhUhm AhhUhmm. By God I am the conservat... Ack! AhhUm. Ack!
40. Posted by OCSteve | February 8, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 08:59
41. Posted by Weegie | February 8, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Golly, this Republican Red-State Tie is too restrictive - it's making it hard for me to turn left.
41. Posted by Weegie | February 8, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:03
42. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Unfortunately for all in attendance, John had a vast repertoire of Vogon poetry.
42. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:03
43. Posted by Mark L | February 8, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"And it's about time for the fat lady to sing. . ."
43. Posted by Mark L | February 8, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:11
44. Posted by dfbaskwill | February 8, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I Yam what I Yam!
44. Posted by dfbaskwill | February 8, 2008 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:22
45. Posted by al | February 8, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
D*mn shock collar! I've got to stop turning to the left.
45. Posted by al | February 8, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:39
46. Posted by Howie Felterbush | February 8, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Chew MAIL POUCH Treat yourself to the best."
46. Posted by Howie Felterbush | February 8, 2008 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:41
47. Posted by Nylda | February 8, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Separated at Birth -- Alfred E. and John Sidney -- What we worry?
47. Posted by Nylda | February 8, 2008 9:47 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:47
48. Posted by bill-tb | February 8, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
There is something about a liar that is distasteful.
48. Posted by bill-tb | February 8, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:49
49. Posted by CZ | February 8, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I'm John Ke...GAAAK,,,Ahem...I'm John McCain and I am reporting for doody.
49. Posted by CZ | February 8, 2008 9:58 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 09:58
50. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 8, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Skoal
50. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 8, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:05
51. Posted by john1v6 | February 8, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I'd still rather see that for four years than Hillary
51. Posted by john1v6 | February 8, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:08
52. Posted by guido | February 8, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that is ruining our country would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
Romney's a pimp. He never could've out fought Hillary. But I didn't know until this day that it was Limbaugh all along. Now, as for Rush, I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
52. Posted by guido | February 8, 2008 10:11 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:11
53. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | February 8, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
My family name wasn't always McCain.
It used to be Hfuhruhurr, but no one could pronounce it correctly.
53. Posted by BrandonInBatonRouge | February 8, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:24
54. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Las Vegas is calling!
54. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:25
55. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Pull my ding-a-ling
55. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:33 AM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:33
56. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Nice job Huckabee! now the right side needs a buff job.
56. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 10:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:39
57. Posted by Mad William Flint | February 8, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Fred Thompson off camera: "I find your lack of conservatism disturbing."
57. Posted by Mad William Flint | February 8, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:46
58. Posted by Falze | February 8, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
John McCain desperately tries to pull himself to the right against his natural leftward lean, evidenced by the obvious (leftward-pulling) facial symptoms.
58. Posted by Falze | February 8, 2008 10:48 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 10:48
59. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Excuse My leftist tic.."
59. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:02
60. Posted by Al 914 Stewart | February 8, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~And You follow til Your sense of which direction completely disappears~
The Year of the Rat
60. Posted by Al 914 Stewart | February 8, 2008 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:08
61. Posted by Rick13 | February 8, 2008 11:10 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Go away Mit, you bother me!"
61. Posted by Rick13 | February 8, 2008 11:10 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:10
62. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 8, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Rodney Dangerfield - reloaded!
62. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 8, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:15
63. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 11:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ann Coulter: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Mitt Romney: "Enough of this. Ann release him!"
Ann Coulter: "As you wish."
63. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 11:19 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:19
64. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 8, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Some claim Bush is dumb, well here's dumber.
64. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 8, 2008 11:20 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:20
65. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 11:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Whare's dat wascally wabbitt"
65. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 11:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 11:40
66. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 8, 2008 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCain at CPAC: "Excuse me I just thew-up a little in my mouth".
66. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 8, 2008 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 12:16
67. Posted by MojoMark | February 8, 2008 12:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I what? I won? You're kidding right? Is it hot in here?
67. Posted by MojoMark | February 8, 2008 12:32 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 12:32
68. Posted by vader06 | February 8, 2008 1:04 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I made Mitt an offer he can't refuse..."
68. Posted by vader06 | February 8, 2008 1:04 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 13:04
69. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Instructions
1.) Push red button.
2.) Recite rino talking points.
3.) Pretend to care and reach out.
4.) Confer with illegals representative Hernandez on how to grant amnesty.
5.) Further restrict free speech to insure rino control in future elections.
6.) Go out to lunch with Al Gore,George Soros, Bono and Sean Penn to discuss "Gorebal Warming" the plight of the African people and legalizing pot Nationwide..
69. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 2:14 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 14:14
70. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 2:19 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Get
Onboard
Pissants
70. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 2:19 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 14:19
71. Posted by Deathlok | February 8, 2008 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Rocky's REALLY mad now."
71. Posted by Deathlok | February 8, 2008 2:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 14:57
72. Posted by Porkopolis | February 8, 2008 4:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
As McCain gave the universal choking sign, conservatives in the audience feigned ignorance of the 'Good Samaritan' laws that absolved them from liability when administering the Heimlich Maneuver.
72. Posted by Porkopolis | February 8, 2008 4:09 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 16:09
73. Posted by Jason![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 4:11 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
John McCain suddenly realizes that his secret earpiece wire (as previously worn by President Bush) has rebelled and is starting to choke him to death.
73. Posted by Jason![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 4:11 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 16:11
74. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 4:50 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ever get that feeling Your right hand wants to kill You?
74. Posted by 914 | February 8, 2008 4:50 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 16:50
75. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 8, 2008 5:15 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Mmph mm mphhh mmmm..." (Translation: "I will do a lot to sway you conservatives, but I have my principles; I don't swallow.")
75. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 8, 2008 5:15 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 17:15
76. Posted by GForce | February 8, 2008 5:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~~~~~
¡Maldito que era cercano! Ahora todo que tengo que hacer es convencen a los conservadores soy verdadero.
TRANSLATION:
Damn that was close! Now all I need to do is convince the conservatives I'm real.
76. Posted by GForce | February 8, 2008 5:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 17:18
77. Posted by Giacomo | February 8, 2008 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"John, you didn't throw up in front of the conservatives. You threw up on the conservatives."
77. Posted by Giacomo | February 8, 2008 5:36 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 17:36
78. Posted by Dan Melson | February 8, 2008 5:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Folks I'm pretty certain you're not supposed to form the circular firing squad until after the election
78. Posted by Dan Melson | February 8, 2008 5:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 17:38
79. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Ann Ann let go with the Jedi mind trick"
79. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:19 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 18:19
80. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain tries to loosen the Conservative Garrotte while Rush says "Not so fast Juan, the election isnt over with yet"
80. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 18:22
81. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"and folks here we are on election night, John McCain is giving his acceptance speech. He takes a drink of water graciously handed to him by his defeated rival Hillary. He starts to speak and, and .. Uh oh whats that? McCain goes down McCain goes down, And is that Hillary I see behind him with a bottle of arsenic in her hand."
81. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:24 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 18:24
82. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
John McCain speaking at the DNC. " Damn that CPAC speech is hard to swallow"
82. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2008 6:25 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 18:25
83. Posted by Dave W | February 8, 2008 6:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretty hard to lie under pressure
83. Posted by Dave W | February 8, 2008 6:32 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 18:32
84. Posted by Gitmo Mo | February 8, 2008 7:11 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
No more waterboarding at CPAC
84. Posted by Gitmo Mo | February 8, 2008 7:11 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 19:11
85. Posted by Steve | February 8, 2008 7:26 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
DAMN! That lie didn't go over too well!
85. Posted by Steve | February 8, 2008 7:26 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 19:26
86. Posted by Scottie | February 8, 2008 7:30 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I'm old I tell ya, Old! Why my Social Security Card is a rock with a fraction on it! I don't get no respect.
86. Posted by Scottie | February 8, 2008 7:30 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 19:30
87. Posted by LifeTrek![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit pandering.
DKK
87. Posted by LifeTrek![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 8, 2008 8:12 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 20:12
88. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 8:36 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
So I was drivin' down my street and I sees Joe Lieberman jogging nude. I says, "Do you always do that?" and he says, "Only when you come home early." So I goes home and when I enters my house my Parrot says, "Quick, out the window."
88. Posted by rodney dill | February 8, 2008 8:36 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 20:36
89. Posted by Cap'n Bob | February 8, 2008 11:52 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
So, if I wet my finger and stick it in my tracheotomy hole and blow, I can make farty noises. That totally grosses out Mom.
89. Posted by Cap'n Bob | February 8, 2008 11:52 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2008 23:52
90. Posted by ijosha | February 9, 2008 1:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The joke's on us!
90. Posted by ijosha | February 9, 2008 1:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 01:12
91. Posted by ijosha | February 9, 2008 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I can't believe they're actually buying any of this!
[in a thought bubble above his head]
91. Posted by ijosha | February 9, 2008 1:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 01:39
92. Posted by retired military | February 9, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cue Marlon Brando Godfather voice
"As for Huckabee, why I made him an offer he cant refuse"
92. Posted by retired military | February 9, 2008 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 09:28
93. Posted by linda Tarricone | February 9, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I said that he had a cheshire grin, not I'll let all the mexicans in".
93. Posted by linda Tarricone | February 9, 2008 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 09:36
94. Posted by rodney dill | February 9, 2008 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"....and only slightly less well known, never go in against a Scotsman when death or taxes are on the line."
94. Posted by rodney dill | February 9, 2008 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 12:11
95. Posted by reitred military | February 9, 2008 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain begins to know how the Patriots feel. (*choke*)
95. Posted by reitred military | February 9, 2008 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 12:37
96. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 9, 2008 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will now demonstrate my conservative power by raising Ronald Reagan from the dead. Many thanks to my Santerian friends. Bring me the chickens!
96. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 9, 2008 3:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 15:06
97. Posted by itismedavid | February 9, 2008 3:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I just came from the Senate private men's room and I saw Hillary peeing standing up.
97. Posted by itismedavid | February 9, 2008 3:46 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 15:46
98. Posted by itismedavid | February 9, 2008 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
... and I gotta tell ya, she's well hung!
98. Posted by itismedavid | February 9, 2008 3:47 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 15:47
99. Posted by Ken | February 9, 2008 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ulp..
Now that Mitt's out, I can imagine what the main stream media is going to with me.
99. Posted by Ken | February 9, 2008 5:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 17:10
100. Posted by DaveH | February 9, 2008 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keeping true to his pledge to initiate a more conservative style of play, Coach McCain flashes the 3-0 take sign to cleanup hitter Mike Huckabee. McCain said later that he also didn't want to run up the score against his counterpart Mitt Romney.
100. Posted by DaveH | February 9, 2008 11:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2008 23:10
101. Posted by Spike | February 10, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Presidential candidate John McCain (D-AZ) is unable to respond to a question from the media due to political speech restrictions resulting from McCain-Feingold.
101. Posted by Spike | February 10, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 10, 2008 08:20
102. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Presidential hopeful John McCain upon hearing statement from a trusted advisor, Martin Brody -- "I think We're gonna need a bigger vote." Developing...
102. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 10, 2008 09:01
103. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Killed any Conservative tenets today, John?"
"Day ain't over yet."
103. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 10, 2008 09:02
104. Posted by retired military | February 10, 2008 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And and no amnesty for illegals, yeah yeah, I am telling you I got a million of them. Thank you thank you very much"
104. Posted by retired military | February 10, 2008 5:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 10, 2008 17:09
105. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John's campaign jumps the snark
105. Posted by rodney dill | February 10, 2008 5:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 10, 2008 17:27
106. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 11, 2008 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
106. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 11, 2008 1:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 11, 2008 01:38