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Comments (157)
Hillary deomonstrates the n... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:08 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Hillary deomonstrates the new secret handsign of the Democratic party.
1. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:08 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:08
2. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:09 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
I said "Heil Hillary" not "To Hell with Hillary"
2. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:09 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:09
3. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:10 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Oriental man in back thought bubble "Yes Hillary that makes your butt look big"
3. Posted by retired military | February 15, 2008 7:10 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:10
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:16
5. Posted by _Mike_ | February 15, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
"OOOO...OOOO..PICK ME! PICK ME!"
5. Posted by _Mike_ | February 15, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:17
6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wolf Blitzer high five me!
6. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:18
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 15, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: In this summers re-release of the blockbuster, JAWS, its the Great White that proclaims -- 'I think we're gonna need a bigger vote.' Developing...
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 15, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:18
8. Posted by rodney dill | February 15, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Hillary: "Oooo Oooo Pretzel_Logic, I'll pull your finger."
8. Posted by rodney dill | February 15, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:19
9. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
The truth comes out. Hillary is the result of a bizarre Nazi cloning experiment.
9. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:20
10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
Adolf Hitler
10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:21
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Hey, over here..I'm running for President.
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:22
12. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
After failing to win the democrat primary, Hillary makes a third party run as the National Socialist candidate with her new running mate Ron Paul.
12. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:24
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Who here would like to be Supreme Ruler of the Universe?
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:25
14. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 15, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
In a momentary lapse of judgement Bill's wife shows her true self.
14. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 15, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:26
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Who would like to tell us a "Depends" success story?
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 15, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:26
16. Posted by _Mike_ | February 15, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary overly emphasizes her wave as Bill walks in, while her face indicates that he's not alone (again).
16. Posted by _Mike_ | February 15, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:27
17. Posted by wavemaker | February 15, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Clinton seeks new affinity groups in last ditch effort to stem Obama tide"
17. Posted by wavemaker | February 15, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:27
18. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Let's see a show of hands for those who think Global Warming is a crock of shit, but will make a public show of believing it in a cynical attempt to get votes...
18. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:28
19. Posted by vader06 | February 15, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
(In her best Horshack voice)
"Ohh! Ohh-Ohh! Mista Kotter! Mista Kotter! The answer is socialism !"
19. Posted by vader06 | February 15, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:29
20. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary is in Texas to meet her voter.
20. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:30
21. Posted by Jim in China | February 15, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
plesae please please Oh God can please i go potty now please please!!!!!!
21. Posted by Jim in China | February 15, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:30
22. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
I haven't see Hillary this excited since she met the cast of the L Word!
22. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:32
23. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
There was momentary confusion when Hillary assumed that Jane Fonda was speaking to her.
23. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:36
24. Posted by Weegie | February 15, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Hey, everybody! Look! It's my limousine ride to the presidential nomination! Who the hell is that black guy sitting in my seat?
24. Posted by Weegie | February 15, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:37
25. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Looks like Hillary's been reading Jonah Goldberg's new book.
25. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:40
26. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Hillary is indicating her strong support for Israel...
26. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:48
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 15, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Yoo Hoo people look, up in the sky. My nomination is written in the stars. Abandon any inclination of voting differently and heed the words of the Gods for I am the chosen one.
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 15, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:55
28. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
Hillary's new book is out. It's called: My Struggle.
Most critics liked it better in the original German.
28. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 07:56
29. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Oh my God! That's the signal to release Obama's FBI files!
29. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:02
30. Posted by DaveD | February 15, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Any of you ladies in our studio audience want to unload about the pain an unfaithful, boorish husband has caused in your life?"
30. Posted by DaveD | February 15, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:07
31. Posted by nehemiah | February 15, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Senator Hillary is modeling the new pose for the statue of liberty that is detailed in the Hillary/McCain Bill.
31. Posted by nehemiah | February 15, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:12
32. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
That thing is wound so tight, it looks like springs and gears are going to come flying out of it any minute now...
32. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:12
33. Posted by Jess | February 15, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Show of hands - who here has seen enough of Bill's "Free Willy"??
33. Posted by Jess | February 15, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:13
34. Posted by Adrian Browne | February 15, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Helloooooo 29% Percenters! Care to help me spread any ugly lies about Obama?
34. Posted by Adrian Browne | February 15, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:17
35. Posted by nehemiah | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
End stages of BDS.
35. Posted by nehemiah | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:18
36. Posted by guido | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Today, Ohio!
Tomorrow, zee vorld!
36. Posted by guido | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:18
37. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary announces the beginning of The Fourth Reich!
37. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:18
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 15, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Okay then, first I say "Es ist Zeit für sauberen!" then you say "Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!"
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 15, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:20
39. Posted by guido | February 15, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Zees ees meine platform:
For all these years we've had der Fatherland!
Now ist zee time fer die Motherland!
39. Posted by guido | February 15, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:21
40. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Hillary takes best in show at the Westminster.
In the Hound group.
40. Posted by fustian | February 15, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 15, 2008 08:22
41. Posted by guido | February 15, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
When der Clintons say "Ve vant to rule zis place."
We Heil, Heil, right in der Clintons face.