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Comments (103)
After losing the democratic... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 7:09 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
After losing the democratic nomination for President, Hillary decided to take her statue down outside the DNC and go home.
1. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 7:09 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:09
2. Posted by WildWillie | February 22, 2008 7:12 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Mexico's version of the oscar, The Juan, is being transported to the film festival. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | February 22, 2008 7:12 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:12
3. Posted by ExSubNuke | February 22, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Memo to Hillary: Praying to an effigy of Howard Dean ain't gonna help.
3. Posted by ExSubNuke | February 22, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:21
4. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Two Argonauts and A Truck moving service.
4. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:28
5. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Hillary: "Now I'll get Bill on Mt. Rushmore... too bad its his 'O' face though."
5. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:29
6. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"No not that finger Pretzel_Logic."
6. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:31
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Hello Onstar.... some big prick is blocking traffic on 495.
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:39
8. Posted by Craig | February 22, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I've fallen... and I can't get up!"
LifeCall DNC dispatcher: "We're sending help immediately, Sen. Clinton!"
8. Posted by Craig | February 22, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:58
9. Posted by LCVRWC | February 22, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Clinton unveils the new tax code to pay for Universal Health Care; country wishes they could go back to when taxes were just an arm and a leg.
9. Posted by LCVRWC | February 22, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:59
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 22, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"That's gonna leave a mark."
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 22, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 07:59
11. Posted by Dave thA | February 22, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Costs an arm and a head to relocate these days...
11. Posted by Dave thA | February 22, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:06
12. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Acting has always been represented by the two masks: comedy and tragedy. Hollywood is adding a third mask: "What the hell kind of crap is that!?"
12. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:10
13. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The Cubans went ahead and had Castro bronzed. Now they just prop him up wherever they need him.
13. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:12
14. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
How the democrats plan to haul a grateful America in a new direction.
14. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:13
15. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Another voter accidentally gazed upon Hillary's new snake hairdo.
15. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:15
16. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Primitive cultures will put up statues of Al Gore to break heat waves.
16. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:21
17. Posted by Jer | February 22, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
The Awakening...
Struggling for 27 years to get out of Washington, finally escapes.
17. Posted by Jer | February 22, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:23
18. Posted by chsw
| February 22, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Remnants of the Tsar 1 satellite were taken to an undisclosed location for analysis.
chsw
18. Posted by chsw
| February 22, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:23
19. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
President Obama has outlawed statues that might even vaguely look like Mohammed.
19. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:25
20. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Hollywood is replacing the Oscar statue, with this one of a stylized Karl Marx. It's a nice match for the red carpet they already use.
20. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:29
21. Posted by guido | February 22, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Mr. Gulliver goes to Washington
21. Posted by guido | February 22, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:34
22. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Obama's first act as President was to have prosperity thrown out of town.
22. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:36
23. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
That's American honor under ANY democrat administration.
23. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:36
24. Posted by BlogDog | February 22, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Washington DC decides to take trafficking in body parts seriously for a change.
24. Posted by BlogDog | February 22, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:39
25. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Since the dems took over, Ozymandias figured the real wasteland action was here in the States.
25. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:40
26. Posted by SilentStorm | February 22, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Delivery is being taken on a statue to commemorate the Tomb of the Unknown Bush Derangement Syndrome Sufferer, to be put up on 1-22-09
26. Posted by SilentStorm | February 22, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:45
27. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
It's for the new Iraq War memorial. The statue captures the look on our soldiers faces when they first realized that Obama was serious about forcing us to abandon the Iraqis to al Qaeda thugs.
27. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:49
28. Posted by Nylda | February 22, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hilary Clinton hauls her new race face to Texas.
28. Posted by Nylda | February 22, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:50
29. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 22, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"I look messed up?
You should see the other guy!"
29. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 22, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 08:55
30. Posted by Proof | February 22, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Replacement parts for candidate Hillary had to be trucked in after heavy damage was taken in last night's debate!
30. Posted by Proof | February 22, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:00
31. Posted by Eric Forhan | February 22, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Angry Jesus is not pleased.
31. Posted by Eric Forhan | February 22, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:05
32. Posted by Matt | February 22, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hmmm, looks like the last Ron Paul supporter is leaving the convention.
32. Posted by Matt | February 22, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:15
33. Posted by Scottie | February 22, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Governor Riddick's Necromonger removal program wraps up on Helion Prime.
33. Posted by Scottie | February 22, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:20
34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
"The Colossus of Roads"
34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:21
35. Posted by Weegie | February 22, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Why, yes, I am having a 70-foot aluminum anatomically-correct sculpture of myself put up in the front yard. You think the homeowner association will mind?
35. Posted by Weegie | February 22, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:21
36. Posted by Steve H. | February 22, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Transportation crews move a new gilded statue to the Iranian capitol of Tehran for the unveiling of the new Islamic holiday commemorating Islamic Rage Boy.
36. Posted by Steve H. | February 22, 2008 9:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:32
37. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"It's just a flesh wound... I'll bite your legs off."
37. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 9:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:32
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary celebrates her ascendancy by dedicating a touching tribute to radical feminism during her inauguration: "The Dismembered Man."
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:38
39. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 22, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Michael Moore, determined to have Castro at the Academy Awards, Begins construction on a Bearded "Trojan Horse. "with our security at the border being what it is, it should be a snap" he said.
39. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 22, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:39
40. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 22, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
... and that was nothing compared to Zeus' surprise at being dismembered.
40. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 22, 2008 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:42
41. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 22, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The new Huckabee statue attemps to demonstrate he's not a complete idiot.
41. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 22, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:45
42. Posted by Dave | February 22, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Herculean Road Rage!
42. Posted by Dave | February 22, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:45
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:53 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Correction:
The painful result when [the] Republican Party tries to get "a leg up" on the competition by moving left.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 9:53 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:53
44. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
They say that Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships.
That's nothing.
Hillary of Chappaqua has the face that shattered a thousand statues.
44. Posted by fustian | February 22, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 09:54
45. Posted by john1v6 | February 22, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Join Ace Truck Driving Academy, and get a head in life
45. Posted by john1v6 | February 22, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:03
46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Construction continued on the new Serial Killers' Garden of Dismemberment as John Murtha vigorously defended the earmark....
46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:05
47. Posted by john1v6 | February 22, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Too bad the rest of the statue was recycled into 10,000 beer cans
47. Posted by john1v6 | February 22, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:07
48. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
An accident occurred with a semi carrying the legs and wrecked 'em.
48. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:08
49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Even with its statue and extensive media coverage, Chicago's "Birthplace of Ted Kaczynski" meme failed to attract any new convention business.
49. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:13 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:13
50. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Al Gore marked the occasion by reminding Americans that without urgent action Global Warming would cause the statue to resemble Wilford Brimley by 2030 and melt completely by 2050.
50. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:18
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Finally, a statue dedicated to the Angry White Man - driving force behind election year politics since 1776.
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 22, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:24
52. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Asgard or bust!
52. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 10:43 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:43
53. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Take me home, take me home..
In memory of Dan Haggerty.
53. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 10:53 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:53
54. Posted by cagey1 | February 22, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
. . . and that's how, without Hillary Care, Hepheistos became known as "the Bandy Leggged God."
54. Posted by cagey1 | February 22, 2008 10:54 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 10:54
55. Posted by DANEgerus | February 22, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
In preparation for President Obama's inaugural address the statute of Marx is rushed into position to replace the statue of Liberty.
55. Posted by DANEgerus | February 22, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 11:03
56. Posted by kbiel
| February 22, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCain tests out his new system for bringing conservatives to the polls in November.
56. Posted by kbiel
| February 22, 2008 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 11:05
57. Posted by Brian | February 22, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Neck bone, you idiot ... the head bone is connected to the NECK BONE! Pull this thing over ...
57. Posted by Brian | February 22, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 11:23
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The drive-by media works feverishly to preserve the legacy of Fidel Castro.
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 22, 2008 12:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 12:14
59. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 22, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Howard Dean Rolling Roadshow Memorial Statue continues its trek across America today. NYEEEEEARGH!
59. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 22, 2008 12:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 12:15
60. Posted by Ken McCracken | February 22, 2008 12:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dat's right Gulliver, we're taking you to a landfill in Jersey.
You gotta problem wit dat?
60. Posted by Ken McCracken | February 22, 2008 12:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 12:34
61. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 22, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunting season opens on Mount Olympus. This year's weapon of choice? The Remington Gorgon.
61. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 22, 2008 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 12:41
62. Posted by Faith+1 | February 22, 2008 1:00 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Authorities were set to question Ms Liberty after the remains of her former spouse were exhumed and foul play was suspected.
62. Posted by Faith+1 | February 22, 2008 1:00 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 13:00
63. Posted by the brain | February 22, 2008 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On the next E true Hollywood Story: The Collosus of Rhodes was riding the highlife as one of the famous "Seven Wonders of the World" until its life spiralled out of control thanks to drugs and alchohol.
63. Posted by the brain | February 22, 2008 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 13:21
64. Posted by Mark L | February 22, 2008 1:42 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
As if spending centuries half-buried in the sand near two vast and trunkless legs of stone was not bad enough, he had to endure the indignity of being trucked off to be the central attraction in Ozymandiasworld.
64. Posted by Mark L | February 22, 2008 1:42 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 13:42
65. Posted by radio free fred | February 22, 2008 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter Built?? (Not That I can Tell)
65. Posted by radio free fred | February 22, 2008 2:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 14:02
66. Posted by Muk | February 22, 2008 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Islamic Rage Boy Statue is on it's way to Gaza. Hamas used the rest of it to make Kasham rockets.
66. Posted by Muk | February 22, 2008 2:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 14:05
67. Posted by Patsy Cline | February 22, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I fall to pieces
67. Posted by Patsy Cline | February 22, 2008 2:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 14:26
68. Posted by radio free fred | February 22, 2008 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Indiana University To Erect Statue Of Bobby Knight."
68. Posted by radio free fred | February 22, 2008 2:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 14:28
69. Posted by JohnS | February 22, 2008 2:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good silver boy like that."
69. Posted by JohnS | February 22, 2008 2:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 14:52
70. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 22, 2008 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite their best efforts to create a robot to help provide relief to women with Persistent
Sexual Arousal Syndrome, scientists again had to return to the drawing board.
70. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 22, 2008 3:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 15:13
71. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 3:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"calling all cars? calling all cars? enormous silver phallus is armed and dangerous."
71. Posted by 914 | February 22, 2008 3:30 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 15:30
72. Posted by Falze | February 22, 2008 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A very confident Barack Obama begins testing ways to transport the Statue of Liberty once it is sold to pay for social programs. According to anonymous sources, Hugo Chavez has already submitted an offer.
72. Posted by Falze | February 22, 2008 4:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 16:04
73. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 22, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Onlookers were anxious to see all the parts of the 2008 version of David.
73. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 22, 2008 4:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 16:20
74. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 22, 2008 4:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pull my four foot finger.
74. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 22, 2008 4:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 16:21
75. Posted by jbw | February 22, 2008 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sadness today, as even statues have falling on hard times thanks to the Bush recession, back to you Katie."
75. Posted by jbw | February 22, 2008 4:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 16:49
76. Posted by jbw | February 22, 2008 4:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Last time I buy a statue, with a subprime loan.
76. Posted by jbw | February 22, 2008 4:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 16:50
77. Posted by Bill Duffy | February 22, 2008 5:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After this long trip from Iraq I definately need a haircut and trim.
77. Posted by Bill Duffy | February 22, 2008 5:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 17:14
78. Posted by John | February 22, 2008 5:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
78. Posted by John | February 22, 2008 5:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 17:36
79. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton didnt realize that the DNC was talking about Hillary when they told him to take his "Big Mouth Bimbo" and go away.
79. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 5:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 17:48
80. Posted by Cain | February 22, 2008 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is definitely the last time I'm partying with those Taliban freaks... I mean it this time.
80. Posted by Cain | February 22, 2008 5:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 17:53
81. Posted by Cain | February 22, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or the really tasteless version:
Damn, when those Taliban guys said they were gonna blow me, honestly, I was thinkin something way different.
81. Posted by Cain | February 22, 2008 6:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 18:15
82. Posted by Dave W | February 22, 2008 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary isn't going to be happy when she sees the statue of herself that she ordered looks similar to her campaign: In Shambles.
82. Posted by Dave W | February 22, 2008 6:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 18:26
83. Posted by the struggler | February 22, 2008 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The only way to escape The Kraken is to head inland!"
83. Posted by the struggler | February 22, 2008 7:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 19:59
84. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 8:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The OSCAR committee refused to present Hillary an award even if she did bring her own statue.
84. Posted by retired military | February 22, 2008 8:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 20:08
85. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 8:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Call Lewinski Gift Statuary when you want to give a little head.
85. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 8:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 20:16
86. Posted by BuckwldBob | February 22, 2008 8:21 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Months after washing out of the Democratic primary, loyal staffers continue to collect the scattered remains of John Edward's colossal sense of self-importance.
86. Posted by BuckwldBob | February 22, 2008 8:21 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 20:21
87. Posted by LaMedusa | February 22, 2008 8:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey driver, you missed our exit! My nickname isn't "Rusty", and why can't I ride shotgun for a change?!"
87. Posted by LaMedusa | February 22, 2008 8:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 20:48
88. Posted by SarahConnor2 | February 22, 2008 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After years of planning and fundraising the monument commemorating the Starr report is becoming a reality.
88. Posted by SarahConnor2 | February 22, 2008 9:11 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2008 21:11
89. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oil can.... oil can... oil can...
89. Posted by rodney dill | February 22, 2008 9:42 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2008 21:42
90. Posted by Daniel | February 22, 2008 10:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Atlas Shattered.
90. Posted by Daniel | February 22, 2008 10:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 22, 2008 22:31
91. Posted by Spurwing Plover | February 23, 2008 12:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The award in the new IRON MAN COMPETITION
91. Posted by Spurwing Plover | February 23, 2008 12:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 23, 2008 00:27
92. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 23, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an attempt to raise interest in the oscar's presentation, the new 100 foot statues that will be handed out this year, made their way to Hollywood this week.
92. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 23, 2008 8:27 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 08:27
93. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2008 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary and Bubba the tin-eared man are off to see the wizard.
93. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2008 10:38 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 10:38
94. Posted by James A Johnson | February 23, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quit pulling my leg.
94. Posted by James A Johnson | February 23, 2008 12:03 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 12:03
95. Posted by Al Pennam | February 23, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zothos the titan was unearthed from his million year captivity by drawing the puny humans with his mind powers. But he did not foresee their lust for his silver body, and was immediately hauled off to be smeltered into bars.
95. Posted by Al Pennam | February 23, 2008 12:09 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 12:09
96. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 12:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
..."Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces lost..."
96. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 12:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 23, 2008 12:39
97. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Seward's Folly Revisited"... This years Reynolds Award winner was a head-and-shoulders (no pun meant) choice over the runner up from Cuisinart,"Pot Head".
97. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 23, 2008 13:02
98. Posted by itismedavid | February 23, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Slow down!! Slow down!! Cop on the left! Cop on the left!" I love this back seat driving.
98. Posted by itismedavid | February 23, 2008 1:10 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 13:10
99. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Hillary together again...
99. Posted by MoonMonkey | February 23, 2008 1:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 23, 2008 13:13
100. Posted by Rich | February 23, 2008 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Props on their way to the AWM(Angry White Man) Convention.
100. Posted by Rich | February 23, 2008 2:48 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2008 14:48
101. Posted by fustian | February 24, 2008 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, it's just a little something Tom Cruise dug up in a volcano...
101. Posted by fustian | February 24, 2008 8:24 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2008 20:24
102. Posted by jc | February 24, 2008 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This ... is ... Spartaaaaaaa!
102. Posted by jc | February 24, 2008 9:29 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2008 21:29
103. Posted by Kevin
| February 25, 2008 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.
103. Posted by Kevin
| February 25, 2008 1:48 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2008 01:48