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Comments (109)
2 sides of the same coin. <... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
2 sides of the same coin.
On the left we have the one who is ahead
and the other is ass ooops I mean the tail.
1. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:14 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:14
2. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
2 sides of the same coin.
On the left we have the one who is ahead
and the other is the ass ooops I mean the tail.
2. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:15
3. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The two faces of the democratic party.
One talks a lot and says nothing and the other laughs at you while taking you for everything you have.
3. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:17
4. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
On the left we have the fire and brimstone preacher. On the right we have the two faces of the beast.
4. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:18
5. Posted by tom | February 29, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Bloviator and the Beast
5. Posted by tom | February 29, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:20
6. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 5 (13 votes cast)
Obama: "I'm Mr. Green Christmas,I'm Mr. Sun, I'm Mr. Heat Blister,I'm Mr. 101.
They call me Heatmiser whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch,
I'm too much!"
Hillary: "I'm Mrs. White Christmas, I'm Mrs. Snow,I'm Mrs. Icicle, I'm Mrs. Ten Below.
Friends call me Snowmiser whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch,
I'm too much!"
6. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 5 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:28
7. Posted by Brian The Adequate | February 29, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Cover art for the long lost 8th Narnia book: Satan, the witch and the empty suit.
7. Posted by Brian The Adequate | February 29, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:38
8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Messiah/Pariah
8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:43
9. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Hey Hillary, Pull my finger.
9. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:44
10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Lesser of two evils.
10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:46
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Hope, change, hope, change, hope ,change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change..
11. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:47
12. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Obama: ♬ "I hear that train a comin', she's comin' 'round the bend." ♬
Hillary: "Just stay on track Obama, just stay on track."
12. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 07:58
13. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Uh, is there a CowboyNeal option?
13. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:01
14. Posted by WildWillie | February 29, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
OBAMA: "And I had a vision. Yeah! A vision of Hillary with the Devil. The devil was consulting with her. Yeah! Cackle like a witch, the devil told her. Can I get an amen?" ww
14. Posted by WildWillie | February 29, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:02
15. Posted by Diane | February 29, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"I'm sorry, Obama, about that Muslim costume picture...the devil made me do it!"
15. Posted by Diane | February 29, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:08
16. Posted by Oyster | February 29, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Of three pictures displayed at the last primary election one was stolen by as yet unnamed Democratic operatives. Here we have: "Yes we can!" and "Yes we will!". "Over my dead body!" hasn't been found yet.
16. Posted by Oyster | February 29, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:08
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
In response to Hillary's "celestial heavens opening" comments, the Obama campaign releases these photos showing that despite her sarcasm, the heavens did indeed open up and Obama-mania is a true religion that relies on blind faith.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:16
18. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Yet another example of our impartial press, hard at work.
18. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:28
19. Posted by Nylda | February 29, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Hope, faith, and charity democrat style and not necessarily in order of appearance.
19. Posted by Nylda | February 29, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:31
20. Posted by Brew | February 29, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
I have a Dream, no wait I mean, ... Uh, I'm in a Dream.
Set out running but i take my time, friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
20. Posted by Brew | February 29, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:33
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
And Reuters did speak, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:33
22. Posted by Proof | February 29, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Halo?...good!
Devil?...bad!
22. Posted by Proof | February 29, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:36
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Since it's the mainstream media, can we safely assume they're part of a vast left wing conspiracy?
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:37
24. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
The devil went down to Carolina.
Looking for some votes to steal.
She was in a bind 'cos she was way behind:
she was willin' to make a deal.
24. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:39
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Do not wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness.
2 Cor 11:14-15
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:41
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 15 (21 votes cast)
Devil Went Up to Ohio
The devil went up to Ohio, she was looking for an election to steal.
she was in a bind 'cos she was way behind: she was willin' to make a deal.
When she came across this young man stumping to an audience and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a stumping Politician too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good microphone, boy, but give the devil her due:
"I bet a microphone of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Obama and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Obama you turn your microphone on and play the crowd hard
'Cos hells broke loose in Ohio and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny microphone made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up her stump speech and she said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she pointed to the people in the rows.
And she pulled the microphone closer to her lips and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Obama said: "Well you're pretty good ol' anointed one.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Change and hope, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' up the most dough.
"Granny, does your husband bite?"
"No, child, no. Change and Hope"
The devil bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
she laid that golden microphone on the ground at Obama's feet.
Obama said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 15 (21 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:42
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
enfant terrible
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:46
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
I must be flunking the eye test, doctor, because I only see three devils.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:47
29. Posted by Weegie | February 29, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Media: No, we aren't choosing favorites in this election. We have no bias regarding who we want to be the Democratic Party nominee. Whatever would make you think that?
29. Posted by Weegie | February 29, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:47
30. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
It just hit Hillary that she's one loss in Texas away from being able to divorce that hillbilly-ass redneck she calls a husband.
30. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:48
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
The devil went down to Carolina.
Looking for some votes to steal.
She was in a bind 'cos she was way behind:
she was willin' to make a deal.
24. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:39 AM
Sorry fustian, I didn't steal your idea. I was working on my version still when you posted yours.
I should work on using that refresh button before hitting submit.
You get a "Vote Up" from me ;-)
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | February 29, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:49
32. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
A false prophet and no profit.
32. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:50
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: -1 (11 votes cast)
The magic negro and the tragic lesbo...
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: -1 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 08:53
34. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
It's a double double --
evil live
live evil
34. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:00
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
Bros before hos!
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 29, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:02
36. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Both Hillary and her advisor were surprised to learn that empty bullshit could glow like that.
36. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:06 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:06
37. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The silver tongued devil VS the plain old vanilla devil. Both just as evil as the other, the difference is in the packaging.
37. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:08
38. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
JumpinJoe: But yours is lots better.
38. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:09
39. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them."
Matthew 7:15-23
39. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 9:10 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:10
40. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 29, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
[voice-over narration as camera pans Barack and Hillary] "The Bush Administration decries an 'axis of evil' ...
But the Democrats are the party of inclusion, and they find a place for all beliefs and moral orientation, and so evil Americans have support and respect as leaders in the Democratic Party ..."
40. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 29, 2008 9:10 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:10
41. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe's song is great
41. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:18
42. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Tragobamedy
42. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:19
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hillary becomes hysterical as nothing sticks to Obama even when he is superheated to a white hot 4500 degrees Fahrenheit.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:33
44. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 29, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama singing:
Mephistopheles is not your name
But I know what youre up to just the same
...
I will turn your flesh to alabaster
Then you will find your servant is your master
44. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 29, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:37
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Hillary: I'd rather have Obama in front of me than a frontal Obatomy. [Insane laughter.]
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 29, 2008 9:40 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:40
46. Posted by Falze | February 29, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Proof that the devil you know isn't necessarily better than the devil you don't.
46. Posted by Falze | February 29, 2008 9:46 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:46
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 29, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Me god, you not
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | February 29, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 09:55
48. Posted by Gmac | February 29, 2008 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Proof positive that messianic fantasies are just that.
48. Posted by Gmac | February 29, 2008 10:06 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:06
49. Posted by thread police | February 29, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
This is a caption contest, not American Idol!
49. Posted by thread police | February 29, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:07
50. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 29, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"... I'm Beelzebub, and I approve this message."
50. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 29, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:21
51. Posted by iurockhead | February 29, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Prophet and Loss.
51. Posted by iurockhead | February 29, 2008 10:22 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:22
52. Posted by Bigmomma | February 29, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama:"If elected, I promise to protect America from all that is evil...for example, Hillary Clinton!"
52. Posted by Bigmomma | February 29, 2008 10:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:26
53. Posted by Jim | February 29, 2008 10:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Instead of the three states of matter here are the three states of the modern left - Gas, Ice, and Fire.
53. Posted by Jim | February 29, 2008 10:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:36
54. Posted by john1v6 | February 29, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And as I was speaking, I was bathed in light and could feel an aura glowing around me." Obama said his buddy Ahmadinejad let him use that line
Meanwhile, Hillary pays tribute to the leader of the modern Democratic party
54. Posted by john1v6 | February 29, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:45
55. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull My finger You cackler!
55. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:50
56. Posted by ff1047![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 29, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary is thinking:
"That light behind Obama is the headlight of the Straight Talk Express about to run him over".
56. Posted by ff1047![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 29, 2008 10:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 10:55
57. Posted by Porkopolis | February 29, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't know whether to faint or cry.
57. Posted by Porkopolis | February 29, 2008 11:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:11
58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Which 'perfumed pig' is going in for the slaughter?
58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:18
59. Posted by John | February 29, 2008 11:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hillary explained that there was a vast light-ing conspiracy working against her.
59. Posted by John | February 29, 2008 11:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:21
60. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thou shall not livest on bread alone... but on every word which proceedeth out of My mouth"
60. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:29
61. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Forget our middle names and look rather at our achievments.. ha ha ha
61. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:33
62. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what You get when You "Cast Your pearls before the swine"
62. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:36
63. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gebt mir funf jahre und ihr werdet deutshland nicht weider erkennen"
Give us five years & You will not recognize America again.
63. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:53
64. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
64. Posted by guido | February 29, 2008 12:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:00
65. Posted by twolaneflash | February 29, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sympathy For The Devil"
"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game..."
by The Rolling Stones
65. Posted by twolaneflash | February 29, 2008 12:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:10
66. Posted by twolaneflash | February 29, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain!"
Clinton: "Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain"
66. Posted by twolaneflash | February 29, 2008 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:12
67. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 29, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Satan and the Anti-Christ, one and the same!
67. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 29, 2008 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:22
68. Posted by nehemiah | February 29, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Next we have Screwyou versus Screwtape.
68. Posted by nehemiah | February 29, 2008 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:31
69. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 29, 2008 12:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ebony and Ivory...
69. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 29, 2008 12:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:34
70. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't like you
But I guess I love you
You've got me in between
The Devil and The Hope And Change
70. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:39
71. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This image brought to you by the mainstream media: would we lie to you?
71. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:42
72. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The SEC contacted the campaigns of both Democratic contenders today, expressing concern over anonymous allegations of false prophets.
72. Posted by Ian Hamet | February 29, 2008 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:44
73. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Compared to Hillary, Obama is a saint.
Compared to Obama, Hillary is a devil.
73. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:54
74. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Good vs. Evil, Liberal Version
74. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:55
75. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now we know why Obama preaches while Hillary cackles.
75. Posted by Dodo David | February 29, 2008 12:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 12:57
76. Posted by COgirl | February 29, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
76. Posted by COgirl | February 29, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 13:02
77. Posted by _Mike_ | February 29, 2008 1:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama and Clinton showcase their new endorsements...
77. Posted by _Mike_ | February 29, 2008 1:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 13:06
78. Posted by BT | February 29, 2008 2:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia...and Lost!"
78. Posted by BT | February 29, 2008 2:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 14:00
79. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"little ditty about Hussein and Diiiiiane..."
79. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | February 29, 2008 2:46 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 14:46
80. Posted by JimK | February 29, 2008 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In response to the images, the Clinton campaign released the following statement: "He will give His angels charge concerning You to guard You, and, on their hands they will bear You up, lest You strike Your foot against a stone."
During a campaign stop last night in San Marcos, TX, a spokeswoman for Obama released the following response: "Even the Devil knows Scripture. It is said, 'You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
Then Obama walked on water, cured a blind man and immaculately inseminated every man, woman and child at his rally.
80. Posted by JimK | February 29, 2008 2:48 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 14:48
81. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eventually Hillary was forced to use Simon Cowell's one-hand Moose antler ploy to obscure the devil.
81. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 2:58 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 14:58
82. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
It it hadn't been for silver tongued Ob'
I'd been nominated a long time ago.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, silver tongued Ob'
♫
82. Posted by rodney dill | February 29, 2008 3:01 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 15:01
83. Posted by Peter F. | February 29, 2008 4:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Oh, I'm not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.
83. Posted by Peter F. | February 29, 2008 4:23 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 16:23
84. Posted by Phil Snyder | February 29, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On the left, we have the Angel of Light
On the right, we have the Devil Incarnate
84. Posted by Phil Snyder | February 29, 2008 4:29 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 16:29
85. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel Webster and the Devil
85. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:40 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 18:40
86. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:48 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Put Bill in the picture and you would have the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
86. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:48 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 18:48
87. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barrack - "And under my plan you could all have teeth like this"
87. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:49 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 18:49
88. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary - "This is another example of pro Obama bias. The press always takes a picture of my bad side."
88. Posted by retired military | February 29, 2008 6:52 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 18:52
89. Posted by Brant | February 29, 2008 7:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Divine - Comedy
89. Posted by Brant | February 29, 2008 7:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 19:11
90. Posted by Searchlight Crusade![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And over here, we have the horns of the nastiest dilemma Lucifer has yet managed.
This concludes our tour of the Ninth Circle. Unfurtunately for you, there doesn't seem to be an exit.
90. Posted by Searchlight Crusade![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| February 29, 2008 8:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 20:39
91. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, I'm not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.
83. Posted by Peter F.
That's because we're sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!
Duh...
91. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 9:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 21:04
92. Posted by Chris G | February 29, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deathmatch 2008: "The Halo" and "The Hell-Hole"
92. Posted by Chris G | February 29, 2008 9:09 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 21:09
93. Posted by Maggie | February 29, 2008 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL!
93. Posted by Maggie | February 29, 2008 9:21 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 21:21
94. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Runnin with the Devil
94. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 23:10
95. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wheres His white horse?
95. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:19 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 23:19
96. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Its all for You Damien
96. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 23:24
97. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the name of bull
One Man in the name of bull
In the name of bull
One Man in the name of bull
97. Posted by 914 | February 29, 2008 11:32 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2008 23:32
98. Posted by LaMedusa | February 29, 2008 11:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama reveals a presentation of Hillary's planned inaugural headdress as a rebuttal to the Clinton campaign's exploitation of his Somali attire while visiting Kenya.
98. Posted by LaMedusa | February 29, 2008 11:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 29, 2008 23:47
99. Posted by Peter F. | March 1, 2008 1:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That's because we're sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!
Duh...
LOL
Nice!
I thought I might win this week's "Embittered, Insanely Jealous Captioner Award".
99. Posted by Peter F. | March 1, 2008 1:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2008 01:57
100. Posted by guido | March 1, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the coming hit musical "Barak Obama, Superstar"
THE OBAMA-ITES (chorus):
HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don't you see HC, He's a deity?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar
THE HIDEBEAST:
Tell the rabble to be quiet,
There's no reason for this riot.
It's such a hoot, you're an empty suit.
Tell the mob who sing your song
that they are fools and they are wrong.
Their adoration grows, just 'cause you blow your nose?
(chorus)
OBAMA, SUPERSTAR:
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop OBAMAmania.
Chanting "Yes We Can" to the theme of "Bob The Builder"
Is all the "Change" most liberals can comprehend.
HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don't you see HC, He's NOT Hillary?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar
100. Posted by guido | March 1, 2008 7:43 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2008 07:43
101. Posted by radio free fred | March 1, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Am Here To Reject And Denounce Senator Clinton."
101. Posted by radio free fred | March 1, 2008 8:25 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2008 08:25
102. Posted by radio free fred | March 1, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Halos For Sale Or Rent.
102. Posted by radio free fred | March 1, 2008 8:40 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2008 08:40
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 1, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Yes, I would consider meeting with Raoul Castro... in fairness to give him a chance to show his concern for all human rights."
Clinton: "You should consider pardoning Charles Manson too, after all he hasn't killed anyone since you've been in public service."
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 1, 2008 10:51 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2008 10:51
104. Posted by Two Dogs | March 1, 2008 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Talking 'bout my girl, my girl."
104. Posted by Two Dogs | March 1, 2008 11:00 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2008 11:00
105. Posted by sampleyr | March 1, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr. Jeckel; Mrs. Hyde 2008, you decide
105. Posted by sampleyr | March 1, 2008 11:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2008 11:42
106. Posted by Nylda | March 1, 2008 11:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Lion, the Witch and her temporal lobe.
106. Posted by Nylda | March 1, 2008 11:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2008 11:48
107. Posted by rodney dill | March 2, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now appearing on Saturday Night Undead.
107. Posted by rodney dill | March 2, 2008 8:57 AM |
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Posted on March 2, 2008 08:57
108. Posted by retired military | March 2, 2008 11:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well they always say that bad things come in threes.
108. Posted by retired military | March 2, 2008 11:13 PM |
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Posted on March 2, 2008 23:13
109. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 3, 2008 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winning entries announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
109. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 3, 2008 1:36 AM |
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Posted on March 3, 2008 01:36