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AP photos of Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton cast each in different lights


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2 sides of the same coin. <... (Below threshold)
retired military:

2 sides of the same coin.
On the left we have the one who is ahead
and the other is ass ooops I mean the tail.

2 sides of the same coin. <... (Below threshold)
retired military:

2 sides of the same coin.
On the left we have the one who is ahead
and the other is the ass ooops I mean the tail.

The two faces of the democr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The two faces of the democratic party.
One talks a lot and says nothing and the other laughs at you while taking you for everything you have.

On the left we have the fir... (Below threshold)
retired military:

On the left we have the fire and brimstone preacher. On the right we have the two faces of the beast.

Bloviator and the Beast... (Below threshold)
tom:

Bloviator and the Beast

Obama: "I'm Mr. Green Chris... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I'm Mr. Green Christmas,I'm Mr. Sun, I'm Mr. Heat Blister,I'm Mr. 101.
They call me Heatmiser whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch,
I'm too much!"
Hillary: "I'm Mrs. White Christmas, I'm Mrs. Snow,I'm Mrs. Icicle, I'm Mrs. Ten Below.
Friends call me Snowmiser whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch,
I'm too much!"

Cover art for the long lost... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Cover art for the long lost 8th Narnia book: Satan, the witch and the empty suit.

Messiah/Pariah... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Messiah/Pariah

Hey Hillary, Pull my finger... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Hillary, Pull my finger.

Lesser of two evils.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Lesser of two evils.

Hope, change, hope, change,... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hope, change, hope, change, hope ,change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change, hope, change..

Obama: ♬ "I hear t... (Below threshold)

Obama: ♬ "I hear that train a comin', she's comin' 'round the bend."
Hillary: "Just stay on track Obama, just stay on track."

Uh, is there a CowboyNeal o... (Below threshold)

Uh, is there a CowboyNeal option?

OBAMA: "And I had a vision.... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

OBAMA: "And I had a vision. Yeah! A vision of Hillary with the Devil. The devil was consulting with her. Yeah! Cackle like a witch, the devil told her. Can I get an amen?" ww

"I'm sorry, Obama, about th... (Below threshold)
Diane:

"I'm sorry, Obama, about that Muslim costume picture...the devil made me do it!"

Of three pictures displayed... (Below threshold)

Of three pictures displayed at the last primary election one was stolen by as yet unnamed Democratic operatives. Here we have: "Yes we can!" and "Yes we will!". "Over my dead body!" hasn't been found yet.

In response to Hillary's "c... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

In response to Hillary's "celestial heavens opening" comments, the Obama campaign releases these photos showing that despite her sarcasm, the heavens did indeed open up and Obama-mania is a true religion that relies on blind faith.

Yet another example of our ... (Below threshold)

Yet another example of our impartial press, hard at work.

Hope, faith, and charity de... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Hope, faith, and charity democrat style and not necessarily in order of appearance.

I have a Dream, no wait I m... (Below threshold)
Brew:

I have a Dream, no wait I mean, ... Uh, I'm in a Dream.
Set out running but i take my time, friend of the devil is a friend of mine.

And Reuters did speak, that... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And Reuters did speak, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

Halo?...good!... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Halo?...good!
Devil?...bad!

Since it's the mainstream m... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Since it's the mainstream media, can we safely assume they're part of a vast left wing conspiracy?

The devil went down to Caro... (Below threshold)

The devil went down to Carolina.
Looking for some votes to steal.
She was in a bind 'cos she was way behind:
she was willin' to make a deal.

Do not wonder, for even Sat... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Do not wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness.

2 Cor 11:14-15

Devil Went Up to Ohio</b... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Devil Went Up to Ohio


The devil went up to Ohio, she was looking for an election to steal.
she was in a bind 'cos she was way behind: she was willin' to make a deal.
When she came across this young man stumping to an audience and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a stumping Politician too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good microphone, boy, but give the devil her due:
"I bet a microphone of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Obama and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Obama you turn your microphone on and play the crowd hard
'Cos hells broke loose in Ohio and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny microphone made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up her stump speech and she said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she pointed to the people in the rows.
And she pulled the microphone closer to her lips and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished, Obama said: "Well you're pretty good ol' anointed one.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Change and hope, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' up the most dough.
"Granny, does your husband bite?"
"No, child, no. Change and Hope"

The devil bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
she laid that golden microphone on the ground at Obama's feet.
Obama said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

enfant terrible... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

enfant terrible

I must be flunking the eye ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I must be flunking the eye test, doctor, because I only see three devils.

Media: No, we aren't choosi... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Media: No, we aren't choosing favorites in this election. We have no bias regarding who we want to be the Democratic Party nominee. Whatever would make you think that?

It just hit Hillary that sh... (Below threshold)

It just hit Hillary that she's one loss in Texas away from being able to divorce that hillbilly-ass redneck she calls a husband.

The devil went down to C... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

The devil went down to Carolina.
Looking for some votes to steal.
She was in a bind 'cos she was way behind:
she was willin' to make a deal.


24. Posted by fustian | February 29, 2008 8:39 AM

Sorry fustian, I didn't steal your idea. I was working on my version still when you posted yours.

I should work on using that refresh button before hitting submit.

You get a "Vote Up" from me ;-)

A false prophet and no prof... (Below threshold)

A false prophet and no profit.

The magic negro and the tra... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The magic negro and the tragic lesbo...

It's a double double --<br ... (Below threshold)

It's a double double --
evil live
live evil

Bros before hos!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bros before hos!

Both Hillary and her adviso... (Below threshold)

Both Hillary and her advisor were surprised to learn that empty bullshit could glow like that.

The silver tongued devil VS... (Below threshold)
guido:

The silver tongued devil VS the plain old vanilla devil. Both just as evil as the other, the difference is in the packaging.

JumpinJoe: But yours is lot... (Below threshold)

JumpinJoe: But yours is lots better.

"Watch out for false prophe... (Below threshold)
guido:

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thorn bushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them."
Matthew 7:15-23

[voice-over narration as ca... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

[voice-over narration as camera pans Barack and Hillary] "The Bush Administration decries an 'axis of evil' ...

But the Democrats are the party of inclusion, and they find a place for all beliefs and moral orientation, and so evil Americans have support and respect as leaders in the Democratic Party ..."

Jumpinjoe's song is great</... (Below threshold)

Jumpinjoe's song is great

Tragobamedy... (Below threshold)

Tragobamedy

Hillary becomes hysterical ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hillary becomes hysterical as nothing sticks to Obama even when he is superheated to a white hot 4500 degrees Fahrenheit.

Obama singing:Meph... (Below threshold)

Obama singing:

Mephistopheles is not your name
But I know what youre up to just the same
...
I will turn your flesh to alabaster
Then you will find your servant is your master

Hillary: I'd rather have Ob... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hillary: I'd rather have Obama in front of me than a frontal Obatomy. [Insane laughter.]

Proof that the devil you kn... (Below threshold)

Proof that the devil you know isn't necessarily better than the devil you don't.

Me god, you not... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Me god, you not

Proof positive that messian... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Proof positive that messianic fantasies are just that.

This is a caption contest, ... (Below threshold)
thread police:

This is a caption contest, not American Idol!

"... I'm Beelzebub, and ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"... I'm Beelzebub, and I approve this message."

Prophet and Loss.... (Below threshold)
iurockhead:

Prophet and Loss.

Obama:"If elected, I promis... (Below threshold)
Bigmomma:

Obama:"If elected, I promise to protect America from all that is evil...for example, Hillary Clinton!"

Instead of the three states... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Instead of the three states of matter here are the three states of the modern left - Gas, Ice, and Fire.

"And as I was speaking, I w... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

"And as I was speaking, I was bathed in light and could feel an aura glowing around me." Obama said his buddy Ahmadinejad let him use that line

Meanwhile, Hillary pays tribute to the leader of the modern Democratic party

Pull My finger You cackler!... (Below threshold)
914:

Pull My finger You cackler!

Hillary is thinking:... (Below threshold)
ff1047 Author Profile Page:

Hillary is thinking:
"That light behind Obama is the headlight of the Straight Talk Express about to run him over".

I don't know whether to fai... (Below threshold)

I don't know whether to faint or cry.

Which 'perfumed pig' is goi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Which 'perfumed pig' is going in for the slaughter?

Hillary explained that ther... (Below threshold)
John:

Hillary explained that there was a vast light-ing conspiracy working against her.

"Thou shall not livest o... (Below threshold)
914:

"Thou shall not livest on bread alone... but on every word which proceedeth out of My mouth"

Forget our middle names and... (Below threshold)
914:

Forget our middle names and look rather at our achievments.. ha ha ha

This is what You get when Y... (Below threshold)
914:

This is what You get when You "Cast Your pearls before the swine"

"Gebt mir funf jahre und ih... (Below threshold)
914:

"Gebt mir funf jahre und ihr werdet deutshland nicht weider erkennen"

Give us five years & You will not recognize America again.

Pleased to meet youH... (Below threshold)
guido:

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

"Sympathy For The Devil"</p... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

"Sympathy For The Devil"

"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game..."

by The Rolling Stones

Obama: "Pay no attention t... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Obama: "Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain!"

Clinton: "Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain"

Satan and the Anti-Christ, ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Satan and the Anti-Christ, one and the same!

Next we have Screwyou versu... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

Next we have Screwyou versus Screwtape.

Ebony and Ivory...... (Below threshold)

Ebony and Ivory...

I don't like youBut ... (Below threshold)

I don't like you
But I guess I love you
You've got me in between
The Devil and The Hope And Change

This image brought to you b... (Below threshold)

This image brought to you by the mainstream media: would we lie to you?

The SEC contacted the campa... (Below threshold)

The SEC contacted the campaigns of both Democratic contenders today, expressing concern over anonymous allegations of false prophets.

Compared to Hillary, Obama ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Compared to Hillary, Obama is a saint.
Compared to Obama, Hillary is a devil.

Good vs. Evil, Liberal Vers... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Good vs. Evil, Liberal Version

Now we know why Obama preac... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Now we know why Obama preaches while Hillary cackles.

The sun rises in the east a... (Below threshold)
COgirl:

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

Obama and Clinton showcase ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

Obama and Clinton showcase their new endorsements...

"The Devil Went Down to Geo... (Below threshold)
BT:

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia...and Lost!"

"little ditty about Hussein... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"little ditty about Hussein and Diiiiiane..."

In response to the images, ... (Below threshold)
JimK:

In response to the images, the Clinton campaign released the following statement: "He will give His angels charge concerning You to guard You, and, on their hands they will bear You up, lest You strike Your foot against a stone."

During a campaign stop last night in San Marcos, TX, a spokeswoman for Obama released the following response: "Even the Devil knows Scripture. It is said, 'You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

Then Obama walked on water, cured a blind man and immaculately inseminated every man, woman and child at his rally.

Eventually Hillary was forc... (Below threshold)

Eventually Hillary was forced to use Simon Cowell's one-hand Moose antler ploy to obscure the devil.

♫It it hadn... (Below threshold)


It it hadn't been for silver tongued Ob'
I'd been nominated a long time ago.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, silver tongued Ob'

Oh, I'm not gonna even both... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Oh, I'm not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.

On the left, we have the An... (Below threshold)
Phil Snyder:

On the left, we have the Angel of Light
On the right, we have the Devil Incarnate

Daniel Webster and the Devi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Daniel Webster and the Devil

Put Bill in the picture and... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Put Bill in the picture and you would have the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Barrack - "And under my pla... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Barrack - "And under my plan you could all have teeth like this"

Hillary - "This is another ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary - "This is another example of pro Obama bias. The press always takes a picture of my bad side."

Divine - Comedy... (Below threshold)

Divine - Comedy

And over here, we ha... (Below threshold)


And over here, we have the horns of the nastiest dilemma Lucifer has yet managed.

This concludes our tour of the Ninth Circle. Unfurtunately for you, there doesn't seem to be an exit.

Oh, I'm not gonna even both... (Below threshold)

Oh, I'm not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.

83. Posted by Peter F.

That's because we're sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!

Duh...

Deathmatch 2008: "The Halo"... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Deathmatch 2008: "The Halo" and "The Hell-Hole"

That's because we'... (Below threshold)
Maggie:
That's because we're sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!

Duh...

LOL!

Runnin with the Devil</i... (Below threshold)
914:

Runnin with the Devil

Wheres His white horse?... (Below threshold)
914:

Wheres His white horse?

Its all for You Damien... (Below threshold)
914:

Its all for You Damien

In the name of bull<p... (Below threshold)
914:

In the name of bull

One Man in the name of bull

In the name of bull

One Man in the name of bull

Obama reveals a presentatio... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Obama reveals a presentation of Hillary's planned inaugural headdress as a rebuttal to the Clinton campaign's exploitation of his Somali attire while visiting Kenya.

That's because we're soc... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

That's because we're sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!

Duh...

LOL

Nice!

I thought I might win this week's "Embittered, Insanely Jealous Captioner Award".

From the coming hit musical... (Below threshold)
guido:

From the coming hit musical "Barak Obama, Superstar"

THE OBAMA-ITES (chorus):
HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don't you see HC, He's a deity?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar

THE HIDEBEAST:
Tell the rabble to be quiet,
There's no reason for this riot.
It's such a hoot, you're an empty suit.
Tell the mob who sing your song
that they are fools and they are wrong.
Their adoration grows, just 'cause you blow your nose?
(chorus)
OBAMA, SUPERSTAR:
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop OBAMAmania.
Chanting "Yes We Can" to the theme of "Bob The Builder"
Is all the "Change" most liberals can comprehend.

HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don't you see HC, He's NOT Hillary?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar

"I Am Here To Reject And De... (Below threshold)

"I Am Here To Reject And Denounce Senator Clinton."

Halos For Sale Or Rent.... (Below threshold)

Halos For Sale Or Rent.

Obama: "Yes, I would consid... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Yes, I would consider meeting with Raoul Castro... in fairness to give him a chance to show his concern for all human rights."
Clinton: "You should consider pardoning Charles Manson too, after all he hasn't killed anyone since you've been in public service."

"Talking 'bout my girl, my ... (Below threshold)

"Talking 'bout my girl, my girl."

Dr. Jeckel; Mrs. Hyde 2008,... (Below threshold)
sampleyr:

Dr. Jeckel; Mrs. Hyde 2008, you decide

The Lion, the Witch and her... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

The Lion, the Witch and her temporal lobe.

Now appearing on Saturday N... (Below threshold)

Now appearing on Saturday Night Undead.

Well they always say that b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Well they always say that bad things come in threes.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winning entries announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




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