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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 14, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

wcc03142008.jpg


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Due to technical problems last weekend last week's contest is still open. You can enter that contest here. Winners for last weeks contest will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (137)

Ninety-eight Pound Freaklin... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by wavemaker | March 14, 2008 7:07 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Ninety-eight Pound Freakling

1. Posted by wavemaker | March 14, 2008 7:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:07

Wizbang? Well for $5500 a p... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:10 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Wizbang? Well for $5500 a pop I was hoping for something a little slower.

2. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:10

DRUDGEBREAKING: The owners ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:11 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: The owners of the HotOrNot website have announced their new political website -- Caught or Not. Developing...

3. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:11

"What's that, a prostitute ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by WildWillie | March 14, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"What's that, a prostitute in distress? Never fear, Spritzer is here,"

4. Posted by WildWillie | March 14, 2008 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (15 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:15

C'mon, guys. $4,000 an hour... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by ptg | March 14, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
ptg:

C'mon, guys. $4,000 an hour isn't expensive. If I only took three minutes like you lesser men, it would amount to a reasonable $200 a pop.

5. Posted by ptg | March 14, 2008 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:17

"Well, if I had to be repla... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 14, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Adrian Browne:

"Well, if I had to be replaced, I'm glad it was by another Democrat more Progressive than myself. Good luck Mr. Paterson!"

6. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 14, 2008 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:18

I'm not only a member of th... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm not only a member of the Chest Hair for Men Club, I bought the company.

7. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:27

I am cornholio!... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Faith+1:

I am cornholio!

8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:30

Why yes, that is $4,000 dol... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why yes, that is $4,000 dollars in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:30

Half of the $4,000 he paid ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Half of the $4,000 he paid was a dork tax.

10. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:31

Good Lord, no wonder he had... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

Good Lord, no wonder he had to pay so much!

11. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:32

You idiot, the potato is su... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You idiot, the potato is supposed to go in the front of your trunks

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:35

Question: What do you do wh... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Question: What do you do when you can't score a babe at the beach with your lily white complexion and have tons of cash on hand?

13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:37

High priced hooker: $4,000.... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

High priced hooker: $4,000.
Hotel room in D.C: $900.
Train fare from New York: $350.
Champagne: $240.

The stunning hypocrisy: Priceless...

14. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:38

Eliot Mess.... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Wyatt Earp | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Eliot Mess.

15. Posted by Wyatt Earp | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:42

"Kristin" said that when sh... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

"Kristin" said that when she heard he was a Super Delegate, she thought he'd be "bigger"...

16. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:42

Spitzer was nervously vigil... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Spitzer was nervously vigilant for Ogre, Stan Gable, and the rest of the Alpha Betas.

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:44

The Governor's story is tha... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The Governor's story is that she didn't "inhale".

18. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:45

High priced hooke... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:
High priced hooker: $4,000. Hotel room in D.C: $900. Train fare from New York: $350. Champagne: $240.

The stunning hypocrisy: Priceless...


Realizing the money would've been better spent on The Hair Club for Men -- Priceless.

19. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:46

Pull my ........ (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Pull my .....

20. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:47

He can't lie down at the be... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

He can't lie down at the beach because cats always try to bury him.

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:49

Shoulda' spent the 4g's on ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by pibill | March 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
pibill:

Shoulda' spent the 4g's on a tanning bed, Bub!

22. Posted by pibill | March 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:50

♫I took my tro... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

♫
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little hotties to Love Client #9.
♫

23. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:51

My eyes! The goggles do no... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:52

A real man like Dennis Kuci... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

A real man like Dennis Kucinich doesn't have to pay for sex.

25. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:54

While posing at the beach f... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

While posing at the beach for the 2008 U.S. Governors calendar, the photographers decided that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer best represented the month of March because he came in like a lion and went out like a bright white lamb.

26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:55

Hillary was client number 6... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary was client number 666.

27. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 07:59

"I think I just sharted"</p... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by tom | March 14, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
tom:

"I think I just sharted"

28. Posted by tom | March 14, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:01

Eliot Spitzer gives a visua... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 14, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Eliot Spitzer gives a visual explanation of why he had to pay $4,300 a night for sex.

29. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 14, 2008 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:02

After what happened, there'... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

After what happened, there's only one career still open to me...Congress.

30. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:04

Sung: "I'm too sexy for my ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Eric F | March 14, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Eric F:

Sung: "I'm too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my wife."

31. Posted by Eric F | March 14, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:09

"even for guys with ED like... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"even for guys with ED like me, there's discretionary fund accounts.."

32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:11

Governor Spitzer was spotte... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Governor Spitzer was spotted days after his resignation at Hedonism Resort with former President Clinton.

33. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:15

"Pull my ... wallet." ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Pull my ... wallet."

34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:15

WHO WANTS TO SEX ELIOT?!?!?... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by LCVRWC | March 14, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
LCVRWC:

WHO WANTS TO SEX ELIOT?!?!?!

35. Posted by LCVRWC | March 14, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:16

Mark Spitz I'm not. No worr... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mark Spitz I'm not. No worries -- nothing that 5g's can't overcome.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:20

My wife? She said she neede... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

My wife? She said she needed to look into a little legal matter...

37. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:25

Pimpin' ain't easy.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Pimpin' ain't easy.

38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:29

Over the loudspeaker:... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Over the loudspeaker:

"Now serving Number 9! Number 9!"

39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:30

"You guys hiring?"... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"You guys hiring?"

40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2008 08:30

Strolling along, singing a ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Stro