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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 21, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama speaks about the war in Iraq in Fayetteville, North Carolina on March 19. The human, financial and strategic toll of the Iraq war stalked the marathon White House campaign as the United States marked five years since the start of the bloody conflict . (AFP/Brad Coville)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (128)

"Sit down and shut up white... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Sit down and shut up whitey." ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:17

"Rev. Wright said 'GOD's a ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Rev. Wright said 'GOD's a FAN or American', he would never day God Damn America." ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:19

Thought bubble....".I hate ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Thought bubble....".I hate it when Michelle jumps up and down with her arms waving and screaming God damn American when I have this sign up."

3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:26

During the "Judgment to Lea... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

During the "Judgment to Lead" tour, Obama shows off his diplomatic game face that he calls the "look that would make his own grandmother cross the street if she saw me coming her way".

4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:40

Obama looks disconcerted af... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama looks disconcerted after an honest member of the media asks him where the top part of the blue placard is. WHen asked what top part the reporter responded the one that says "I don't have the "

5. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:46

You typical white people sh... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

You typical white people should understand why I sat there during Rev. Wright's sermons and never noticed what he said, after all you are sitting here now and have no idea what I'm talking about but you like the delivery. Can I get a "Amen".

6. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:46

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:48

"Damn, is that O'Reilly aga... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Damn, is that O'Reilly again?"

8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:49

Lolcat caption: Fail... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by SilentStorm | March 21, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

Lolcat caption: Fail

9. Posted by SilentStorm | March 21, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:53

"Blue Steel" or "Magnum"? W... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Blue Steel" or "Magnum"? Which one should I use today?

10. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:54

"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Wi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Craig | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Craig:

"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

11. Posted by Craig | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:56

"Hmmmm, I think I'll let my... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by DaveD | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Hmmmm, I think I'll let my suit answer that one."

12. Posted by DaveD | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:56

Obama explains that he clea... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 21, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Obama explains that he clearly has the judgement to lead America to marxist socialism while simultaneously having the judgement to lead Al Qaeda to victory in Iraq.

13. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 21, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 07:59

Too bad Ossie Davis already... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Cullen | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Cullen:

Too bad Ossie Davis already took the "Black JFK" mantle.

/obscure?

14. Posted by Cullen | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:01

Grandma?... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Grandma?

15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:01

Awwww, I really didn't want... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Awwww, I really didn't want the job anyway.

16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:05

Anyone else notice that his... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

Anyone else notice that his ears grow when he tells a fib?

17. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:05

And I had a typical black f... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

And I had a typical black father...absent.

18. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:18

The first thing I will do a... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff | March 21, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

The first thing I will do as President is end the US Governments "Infect the African American Community with AIDS" program so that my wife can feel proud to be an AmeriKKKan.

19. Posted by Jeff | March 21, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:19

OBEY... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Eric F | March 21, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Eric F:

OBEY

20. Posted by Eric F | March 21, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:21

Is it because I'm black?</p... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Is it because I'm black?

21. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:23

Staffers have decided to sh... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

Staffers have decided to shorten his campaign theme to just "The Audacity".

22. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:26

"...And Pretty Fly For A Wh... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Parker | March 21, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Parker:

"...And Pretty Fly For A White Guy!"

23. Posted by Parker | March 21, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:27

Did someone just stick a fo... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Did someone just stick a fork in me?

24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:28

I swear, if one more of you... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I swear, if one more of you crackers asks about my crazy Uncle Jeremiah I will not hesitate to throw all my racist white relatives under a bus.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:32

I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by JAT [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAT[TypeKey Profile Page]:

I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj Oops I'm meant I have the Judgment to lead. The teleprompter got it wrong.

26. Posted by JAT [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:32

Let's get serious - only in... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JAT [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
JAT[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Let's get serious - only in this county could a white woman challenge me and get away with it.

27. Posted by JAT [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33

I don't care what Michelle ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

I don't care what Michelle says, I'm still not proud of any of these dweebs.

28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33

No Grandma. You can't come ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

No Grandma. You can't come to church with us this weekend either. It's, ahhhh, full. Yeah, that's it, it's full.

29. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33

So is it safe to assume tha... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So is it safe to assume that Michelle is no longer proud to be an American?

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:38

Obama looks stymied by the ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama looks stymied by the very first debate question: Why should white people feel welcome in your administration when they wouldn't be welcome in your church?

31. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 19 (23 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:39

Why? Because it sounds bett... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by BlogDog | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Why? Because it sounds better than "Jug ears to lead."

32. Posted by BlogDog | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:39

That's a pretty scary look... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

That's a pretty scary looking audience since all the white people left.

Maybe Granny was right...

33. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:43

Looks like I picked a bad t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like I picked a bad time to quit smoking...

34. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:45

The part of the podium crop... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Clancy | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Clancy:

The part of the podium cropped in this photo features the words: "Lack of "

35. Posted by Clancy | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:45

Surrender to my judgment an... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Surrender to my judgment and I will lead you to surrender.

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:46

And Michelle and I have dec... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

And Michelle and I have decided to invite Don Imus to join us for Easter service.

37. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:47

Obama's faith in his campai... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by hermie | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
hermie:

Obama's faith in his campaign alchemists faltered when the process for turning lead nto gold went horribly wrong.

38. Posted by hermie | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:48

Michelle and I did look int... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Michelle and I did look into the Nation of Islam, but it just wasn't "truther" enough for us...

39. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:48

Judgment? To Lead???... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Judgment? To Lead???

40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 21, 2008 08:49

"After I Left Kansas I Foll... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"After I Left Kansas I Followed The Yellow Brick Road."

41. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM |