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Comments (128)
"Sit down and shut up white... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"Sit down and shut up whitey." ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:17
2. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Rev. Wright said 'GOD's a FAN or American', he would never day God Damn America." ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | March 21, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:19
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Thought bubble....".I hate it when Michelle jumps up and down with her arms waving and screaming God damn American when I have this sign up."
3. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:26
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
During the "Judgment to Lead" tour, Obama shows off his diplomatic game face that he calls the "look that would make his own grandmother cross the street if she saw me coming her way".
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:40
5. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama looks disconcerted after an honest member of the media asks him where the top part of the blue placard is. WHen asked what top part the reporter responded the one that says "I don't have the "
5. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:46
6. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
You typical white people should understand why I sat there during Rev. Wright's sermons and never noticed what he said, after all you are sitting here now and have no idea what I'm talking about but you like the delivery. Can I get a "Amen".
6. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 21, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:46
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:48
8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Damn, is that O'Reilly again?"
8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:49
9. Posted by SilentStorm | March 21, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lolcat caption: Fail
9. Posted by SilentStorm | March 21, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:53
10. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Blue Steel" or "Magnum"? Which one should I use today?
10. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:54
11. Posted by Craig | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
11. Posted by Craig | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:56
12. Posted by DaveD | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Hmmmm, I think I'll let my suit answer that one."
12. Posted by DaveD | March 21, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:56
13. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 21, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Obama explains that he clearly has the judgement to lead America to marxist socialism while simultaneously having the judgement to lead Al Qaeda to victory in Iraq.
13. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 21, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 07:59
14. Posted by Cullen | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Too bad Ossie Davis already took the "Black JFK" mantle.
/obscure?
14. Posted by Cullen | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:01
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Grandma?
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:01
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Awwww, I really didn't want the job anyway.
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:05
17. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Anyone else notice that his ears grow when he tells a fib?
17. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:05
18. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
And I had a typical black father...absent.
18. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:18
19. Posted by Jeff | March 21, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The first thing I will do as President is end the US Governments "Infect the African American Community with AIDS" program so that my wife can feel proud to be an AmeriKKKan.
19. Posted by Jeff | March 21, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:19
20. Posted by Eric F | March 21, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OBEY
20. Posted by Eric F | March 21, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:21
21. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Is it because I'm black?
21. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:23
22. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Staffers have decided to shorten his campaign theme to just "The Audacity".
22. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:26
23. Posted by Parker | March 21, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"...And Pretty Fly For A White Guy!"
23. Posted by Parker | March 21, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:27
24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Did someone just stick a fork in me?
24. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:28
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I swear, if one more of you crackers asks about my crazy Uncle Jeremiah I will not hesitate to throw all my racist white relatives under a bus.
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:32
26. Posted by JAT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj Oops I'm meant I have the Judgment to lead. The teleprompter got it wrong.
26. Posted by JAT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:32
27. Posted by JAT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Let's get serious - only in this county could a white woman challenge me and get away with it.
27. Posted by JAT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I don't care what Michelle says, I'm still not proud of any of these dweebs.
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33
29. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
No Grandma. You can't come to church with us this weekend either. It's, ahhhh, full. Yeah, that's it, it's full.
29. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:33
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
So is it safe to assume that Michelle is no longer proud to be an American?
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:38
31. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
Obama looks stymied by the very first debate question: Why should white people feel welcome in your administration when they wouldn't be welcome in your church?
31. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:39
32. Posted by BlogDog | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Why? Because it sounds better than "Jug ears to lead."
32. Posted by BlogDog | March 21, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:39
33. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
That's a pretty scary looking audience since all the white people left.
Maybe Granny was right...
33. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:43
34. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Looks like I picked a bad time to quit smoking...
34. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:45
35. Posted by Clancy | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The part of the podium cropped in this photo features the words: "Lack of "
35. Posted by Clancy | March 21, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:45
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Surrender to my judgment and I will lead you to surrender.
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:46
37. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
And Michelle and I have decided to invite Don Imus to join us for Easter service.
37. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:47
38. Posted by hermie | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's faith in his campaign alchemists faltered when the process for turning lead nto gold went horribly wrong.
38. Posted by hermie | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:48
39. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Michelle and I did look into the Nation of Islam, but it just wasn't "truther" enough for us...
39. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:48
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Judgment? To Lead???
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:49
41. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"After I Left Kansas I Followed The Yellow Brick Road."
41. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:49
42. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
What's this Sword of Damocles?
42. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:52
43. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Don't think of my church as anti-American. It's more pro-Marxist.
Remember, it's about change.
43. Posted by fustian | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:52
44. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Audacity of Mope.
44. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:52
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Canada doesn't have a President?"
45. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:52
46. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Phew, I was so worried Barak wasn't a true patriot, just because he'd fold his hands during the Pledge of Allegiance, wouldn't wear an American flag on his lapel, and had a Che Guevera flag at one his volunteer offices in Texas. Hmmm, I wonder why the change of heart to where he SUDDENLY SURROUNDS HIMSELF in American flags?
Still, I'll bet the sound of 'God Bless America' is like acid in his ears.
46. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:53
47. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Blank Panther
47. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:53
48. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"The Teflon Suit...Your Going To Like How You Look."
48. Posted by radio free fred | March 21, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:55
49. Posted by zipity | March 21, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
"How dare you question my integrity, judgment and patriotism? Can't you see I'm Black....? Besides, I have 8 flags behind me...."
49. Posted by zipity | March 21, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 08:58
50. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Judgment to Lead" - yeah, I think I put on my first resume, to cover up some of that gaping blank space on the paper.
50. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:01
51. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Don't cross me, whitey. I threw my own grandma under the bus, so just imagine, if you will, what I would do to you.
51. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:07
52. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 21, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I judge you to be a typical white person.
No health care for you.
52. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 21, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:09
53. Posted by Nylda | March 21, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Once elected not only will my judgment turn to lead, my feet will turn to clay.
53. Posted by Nylda | March 21, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:12
54. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
...and to set the record straight, my favorite X-Man is Wolverine, and not Malcolm.
54. Posted by rodney dill | March 21, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:17
55. Posted by FormerHostage | March 21, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's pronounced "led" not "leed"
55. Posted by FormerHostage | March 21, 2008 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:27
56. Posted by FormerHostage | March 21, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
...Integrity to $#!+
56. Posted by FormerHostage | March 21, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:30
57. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Summing up his thoughts on the recent Rev Wright scandal, the Canadian/NAFTA statements, his aides mouthing off to reporters, his wife's controversial statements, and his poll numbers sliding Senator Obama gave a one word speech today.
"Sonovabitch"
57. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:31
58. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 9:38 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Sen Obama gives a stern look as watches former Pres. Bill Clinton being dragged off Hillary campaign aides as he screams, "I was the first Black President, bitch. Me! Me! Not you!"
58. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 9:38 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:38
59. Posted by jim2 | March 21, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I wasn't there when they put the sign on the podium.
59. Posted by jim2 | March 21, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:45
60. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I stand before you today to talk about CHANGE(ing the subject)
60. Posted by guido | March 21, 2008 9:46 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:46
61. Posted by glenn | March 21, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Where's the rest of my flags, we ordered 10, didn't we?
61. Posted by glenn | March 21, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:49
62. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Dork ORama
62. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 09:55
63. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Magic Negro
63. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 21, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:03
64. Posted by Tango | March 21, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I wonder if I can RFK my way through this shazzle?
64. Posted by Tango | March 21, 2008 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:10
65. Posted by SideShowJane | March 21, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Pay no attention to the Reverend behind the man ... I am the great and powerful Eloquenciator.
65. Posted by SideShowJane | March 21, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:21
66. Posted by Joel | March 21, 2008 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Noted AP stringer Bilal Hussein caused bloggers to go crazy yet again when his creative picture framing cropped the word "No" from the beginning of Obama's podium blurb.
66. Posted by Joel | March 21, 2008 10:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:25
67. Posted by epador | March 21, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Reverse Alchemy.
or
is as Chicago Machine to Gold.
67. Posted by epador | March 21, 2008 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:27
68. Posted by Cliff | March 21, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Obama - He's got the Wright Stuff.
68. Posted by Cliff | March 21, 2008 10:28 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:28
69. Posted by Joel | March 21, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Obama's press conference became acrimonious with the question, "Hey, why is that American flag flying upside down?"
69. Posted by Joel | March 21, 2008 10:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:29
70. Posted by Justrand | March 21, 2008 10:30 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Damn", thought Barak, "they DO all look alike"
70. Posted by Justrand | March 21, 2008 10:30 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:30
71. Posted by john1v6 | March 21, 2008 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
He's campaigning for Website-administrator-in-Chief. As the sign says, "Judgment to lead www.barackobama.com"
Just don't put him in charge of anything more important than that
71. Posted by john1v6 | March 21, 2008 10:35 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:35
72. Posted by Falze | March 21, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I did not have racial relations with that man, Mr. Wright.
72. Posted by Falze | March 21, 2008 10:44 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 10:44
73. Posted by twolaneflash | March 21, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You best get that damned flag off me!
73. Posted by twolaneflash | March 21, 2008 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:02
74. Posted by Jim | March 21, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Damn, Duke just about blew my bracket in the first round.
74. Posted by Jim | March 21, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:03
75. Posted by tljhound | March 21, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"It's pronounced leed."
75. Posted by tljhound | March 21, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:15
76. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Blinded by the Wright!
76. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:25 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:25
77. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Judgement to lead"~
A black segragationist church..
77. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:29
78. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Who placed that red white and blue symbol of hatred behind Me?
78. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:35
79. Posted by twolaneflash | March 21, 2008 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Is this all ya'll could get: one flag and two microphones? You killin' me here!
79. Posted by twolaneflash | March 21, 2008 11:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:35
80. Posted by Neoluddite | March 21, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Senator Obama, if your grandmother is a typical white person, is Reverend Wright a typical black person?
80. Posted by Neoluddite | March 21, 2008 11:36 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:36
81. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pull My passport.
81. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:38
82. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Just look at Me now Je$$e and $hopton...You nappy headed ho's"
82. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 11:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:42
83. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 21, 2008 11:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Judgment to Lead"
Because "Vote for Me or I Will Sue You Into Bankruptcy" didn't go over as well with the focus group.
83. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 21, 2008 11:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 11:47
84. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The audacity of dope.
84. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 12:01 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:01
85. Posted by Proof | March 21, 2008 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Barack Obama stood ready to be complemented on his dapper maroon tie.
"What a maroon!" chanted the audience!
85. Posted by Proof | March 21, 2008 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:05
86. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 21, 2008 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Atypical black person.
86. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 21, 2008 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:07
87. Posted by mpw280 | March 21, 2008 12:18 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Damn, who said these "jouralists" were supposed to quit kissing my ass and starting asking questions?
87. Posted by mpw280 | March 21, 2008 12:18 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:18
88. Posted by Falze | March 21, 2008 12:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In a throwback homage to the days of Ashcroft and statues, photographers now have a giggle capturing Obama with flags in the background.
(too obscure?)
88. Posted by Falze | March 21, 2008 12:24 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:24
89. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Chocolate Rain,
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain,
Say it publicly and you're insane"
89. Posted by Faith+1 | March 21, 2008 12:36 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:36
90. Posted by jbw | March 21, 2008 12:53 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yes, I knew Rev. Wright for more than twenty years and he was my spirtual mentor. But I never actually heard him say anything, or knew what was going on at the church. So yes, I have the judgement to lead America; I just don't know what that is yet.
90. Posted by jbw | March 21, 2008 12:53 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 12:53
91. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 21, 2008 1:45 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Damn! I hate it when my "reality distortion field" starts to dissipate!
91. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 21, 2008 1:45 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 13:45
92. Posted by yo | March 21, 2008 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Fraud.
92. Posted by yo | March 21, 2008 1:49 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 13:49
93. Posted by Clowns to the Left | March 21, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Reverend Wright is my spiritual advisor; a close friend; a mentor. He married my wife and me and baptized our kids but what he stands for - I have no idea."
93. Posted by Clowns to the Left | March 21, 2008 2:01 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 14:01
94. Posted by Cheeseman | March 21, 2008 2:22 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
After the news conference, Senator Obama donned an amazing techno-colored dream coat and shimmied his way off the stage.
94. Posted by Cheeseman | March 21, 2008 2:22 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 14:22
95. Posted by Porkopolis | March 21, 2008 2:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hmmm...that didn't work...any cards left in the deck?
95. Posted by Porkopolis | March 21, 2008 2:56 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 14:56
96. Posted by observer | March 21, 2008 2:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm announcing today that Rev. Jeremian Wright is now the spiritual advisor of Robert Mugabe."
96. Posted by observer | March 21, 2008 2:56 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 14:56
97. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 21, 2008 3:00 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"...and when I spoke of Reverend Wright as my rock, I meant as myself as Sisyphus... yeah Sisyphus... yeah... thats the ticket."
97. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 21, 2008 3:00 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 15:00
98. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Gerry.....Gerry......spank Gerry...dammit Barry, get the broad out of your head!"
98. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 21, 2008 3:57 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 15:57
99. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama displays what the typical white person sees when they walk into his church.
99. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 4:31 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 16:31
100. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Face of Hope I don't see him if I turn around in a dark alley at night.
100. Posted by retired military | March 21, 2008 4:32 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 16:32
101. Posted by ras | March 21, 2008 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Leaden Judgement"
101. Posted by ras | March 21, 2008 5:13 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 17:13
102. Posted by Proof | March 21, 2008 5:31 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Judgment to lead" - not just dangerous in toys from China!
102. Posted by Proof | March 21, 2008 5:31 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 17:31
103. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 21, 2008 5:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Even as the last few words on the tele-prompter rolled off his tongue, Obama knew he had made the wrong decision in rejecting the advice the had received from Bill Clinton in a secret email. Clinton's advice, to embrace "the audacity of the big lie" was far better than the drivel his staff had written. Accusing the media of a mistake, and insisting his pastor was the Jeremiah Trotter and not Jeremiah Wright was brilliance. He could have even shook his finger in their faces.
103. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 21, 2008 5:42 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 17:42
104. Posted by LaMedusa | March 21, 2008 10:03 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey! Is that guy eating my dietetic lunch?"
104. Posted by LaMedusa | March 21, 2008 10:03 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 22:03
105. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JUDGEMENT TO LEAD....Us right into the shitter!
105. Posted by 914 | March 21, 2008 10:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 22:21
106. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 21, 2008 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Au contraire: Voting for Obama will lead to judgment.
106. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 21, 2008 10:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 22:40
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 21, 2008 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
"G-d damn America, Land that I loath,
Stand bestride her, and chide her,
I will fight for the right to give up."
♫
107. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 21, 2008 11:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 23:02
108. Posted by Bernie | March 21, 2008 11:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
108. Posted by Bernie | March 21, 2008 11:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 21, 2008 23:55
109. Posted by azref | March 22, 2008 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's see..maybe if I lead them over there. No! Let me think about it some more.
109. Posted by azref | March 22, 2008 12:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 00:02
110. Posted by John | March 22, 2008 12:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ironically, success came down to avoiding the Wright place at the right time.
110. Posted by John | March 22, 2008 12:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 00:06
111. Posted by retired military | March 22, 2008 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And I say this to Hillary, STOP acting like a typical white person. The Presidency is not yours by right just due to who you are or the color of your skin. There will be no coronation, there will be no gaurentees to the priveleged, there will be no more back room deals with millions of dollars changing hands."
Thought bubble "At least not until I become President"
111. Posted by retired military | March 22, 2008 12:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 00:44
112. Posted by LaMano | March 22, 2008 2:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You cannot question my patriotism. ANYONE can wear a lapel pin. I prefer to carry a flagpole in my back pocket.
112. Posted by LaMano | March 22, 2008 2:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 02:33
113. Posted by thecomputerguy | March 22, 2008 2:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
113. Posted by thecomputerguy | March 22, 2008 2:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 02:57
114. Posted by Gmac | March 22, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Judgement to lead the country into becoming the socialist utopia my college professors could only dream about.
114. Posted by Gmac | March 22, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 09:21
115. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Senator seemed at a loss for words when the typical white reporter asked Obama to comment on Hillary's charge that Democrats supporting him were naive lemmings.
115. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 10:18
116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 22, 2008 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle always said that my grandmother must have given me my "typical white penis."
116. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 22, 2008 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 11:22
117. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 1:17 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
What's black and white and red all over?
A very embarrassed Barack Obama.
117. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 1:17 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 13:17
118. Posted by KobeClan | March 22, 2008 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OOPS! Picture got cropped!
"NO JUDGMENT TO LEAD".
There, fixed.
118. Posted by KobeClan | March 22, 2008 1:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 13:26
119. Posted by Roy Sampley | March 22, 2008 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do Mickey Mouse, Dumbo, and Barak have in common?
119. Posted by Roy Sampley | March 22, 2008 3:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 15:13
120. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 3:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama knew that the Clinton attack machine had successfully scored a severe emotional blow when his mind kept replaying the line "Mondo only a pawn in the game of life".
120. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 3:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 15:44
121. Posted by rodney dill | March 22, 2008 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
121. Posted by rodney dill | March 22, 2008 3:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 15:56
122. Posted by rodney dill | March 22, 2008 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I owe all my knowledge about governance in a black-hostile-environment to Cleavon Little."
122. Posted by rodney dill | March 22, 2008 3:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 15:58
123. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack Obama has just been informed that Passportgate has lead to The Analysis Corporation, which is headed by CEO John O. Brennan, the former CIA agent who is an intelligence/foreign policy adviser to the Senator. Once again the Lead Dog has his tail between his legs.
123. Posted by Maggie | March 22, 2008 5:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 17:05
124. Posted by retired military | March 22, 2008 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble "This is a $1000 a plate dinner. How can they be all out of fried chicken."
124. Posted by retired military | March 22, 2008 9:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 22, 2008 21:36
125. Posted by Jim Cowden | March 23, 2008 2:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Don't taze me bro!!!
125. Posted by Jim Cowden | March 23, 2008 2:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 23, 2008 02:14
126. Posted by rodney dill | March 23, 2008 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No I wasn't signaling the start of a black cultural dance, I'd just seen Senator Clinton trip and fall before I said 'Hoedown.'
126. Posted by rodney dill | March 23, 2008 11:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 23, 2008 11:35
127. Posted by rodney dill | March 23, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Silence Infidel... I will keel you."
127. Posted by rodney dill | March 23, 2008 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 23, 2008 11:36
128. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 24, 2008 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
128. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 24, 2008 1:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 24, 2008 01:58