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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama speaks about the war in Iraq in Fayetteville, North Carolina on March 19. The human, financial and strategic toll of the Iraq war stalked the marathon White House campaign as the United States marked five years since the start of the bloody conflict . (AFP/Brad Coville)


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"Sit down and shut up white... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Sit down and shut up whitey." ww

"Rev. Wright said 'GOD's a ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Rev. Wright said 'GOD's a FAN or American', he would never day God Damn America." ww

Thought bubble....".I hate ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Thought bubble....".I hate it when Michelle jumps up and down with her arms waving and screaming God damn American when I have this sign up."

During the "Judgment to Lea... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

During the "Judgment to Lead" tour, Obama shows off his diplomatic game face that he calls the "look that would make his own grandmother cross the street if she saw me coming her way".

Obama looks disconcerted af... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama looks disconcerted after an honest member of the media asks him where the top part of the blue placard is. WHen asked what top part the reporter responded the one that says "I don't have the "

You typical white people sh... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

You typical white people should understand why I sat there during Rev. Wright's sermons and never noticed what he said, after all you are sitting here now and have no idea what I'm talking about but you like the delivery. Can I get a "Amen".

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Pull my finger.

"Damn, is that O'Reilly aga... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Damn, is that O'Reilly again?"

Lolcat caption: Fail... (Below threshold)
SilentStorm:

Lolcat caption: Fail

"Blue Steel" or "Magnum"? W... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Blue Steel" or "Magnum"? Which one should I use today?

"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Wi... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

"Hmmmm, I think I'll let my... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Hmmmm, I think I'll let my suit answer that one."

Obama explains that he clea... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Obama explains that he clearly has the judgement to lead America to marxist socialism while simultaneously having the judgement to lead Al Qaeda to victory in Iraq.

Too bad Ossie Davis already... (Below threshold)

Too bad Ossie Davis already took the "Black JFK" mantle.

/obscure?

Grandma?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Grandma?

Awwww, I really didn't want... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Awwww, I really didn't want the job anyway.

Anyone else notice that his... (Below threshold)

Anyone else notice that his ears grow when he tells a fib?

And I had a typical black f... (Below threshold)

And I had a typical black father...absent.

The first thing I will do a... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

The first thing I will do as President is end the US Governments "Infect the African American Community with AIDS" program so that my wife can feel proud to be an AmeriKKKan.

OBEY... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

OBEY

Is it because I'm black?</p... (Below threshold)

Is it because I'm black?

Staffers have decided to sh... (Below threshold)

Staffers have decided to shorten his campaign theme to just "The Audacity".

"...And Pretty Fly For A Wh... (Below threshold)

"...And Pretty Fly For A White Guy!"

Did someone just stick a fo... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Did someone just stick a fork in me?

I swear, if one more of you... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I swear, if one more of you crackers asks about my crazy Uncle Jeremiah I will not hesitate to throw all my racist white relatives under a bus.

I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj... (Below threshold)
JAT Author Profile Page:

I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj Oops I'm meant I have the Judgment to lead. The teleprompter got it wrong.

Let's get serious - only in... (Below threshold)
JAT Author Profile Page:

Let's get serious - only in this county could a white woman challenge me and get away with it.

I don't care what Michelle ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

I don't care what Michelle says, I'm still not proud of any of these dweebs.

No Grandma. You can't come ... (Below threshold)

No Grandma. You can't come to church with us this weekend either. It's, ahhhh, full. Yeah, that's it, it's full.

So is it safe to assume tha... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So is it safe to assume that Michelle is no longer proud to be an American?

Obama looks stymied by the ... (Below threshold)

Obama looks stymied by the very first debate question: Why should white people feel welcome in your administration when they wouldn't be welcome in your church?

Why? Because it sounds bett... (Below threshold)

Why? Because it sounds better than "Jug ears to lead."

That's a pretty scary look... (Below threshold)

That's a pretty scary looking audience since all the white people left.

Maybe Granny was right...

Looks like I picked a bad t... (Below threshold)

Looks like I picked a bad time to quit smoking...

The part of the podium crop... (Below threshold)

The part of the podium cropped in this photo features the words: "Lack of "

Surrender to my judgment an... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Surrender to my judgment and I will lead you to surrender.

And Michelle and I have dec... (Below threshold)

And Michelle and I have decided to invite Don Imus to join us for Easter service.

Obama's faith in his campai... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Obama's faith in his campaign alchemists faltered when the process for turning lead nto gold went horribly wrong.

Michelle and I did look int... (Below threshold)

Michelle and I did look into the Nation of Islam, but it just wasn't "truther" enough for us...

Judgment? To Lead???... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Judgment? To Lead???

"After I Left Kansas I Foll... (Below threshold)

"After I Left Kansas I Followed The Yellow Brick Road."

What's this Sword of Damocl... (Below threshold)

What's this Sword of Damocles?

Don't think of my church as... (Below threshold)

Don't think of my church as anti-American. It's more pro-Marxist.

Remember, it's about change.

Audacity of Mope. ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Audacity of Mope.

"Canada doesn't have a Pres... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Canada doesn't have a President?"

Phew, I was so worried Bara... (Below threshold)
guido:

Phew, I was so worried Barak wasn't a true patriot, just because he'd fold his hands during the Pledge of Allegiance, wouldn't wear an American flag on his lapel, and had a Che Guevera flag at one his volunteer offices in Texas. Hmmm, I wonder why the change of heart to where he SUDDENLY SURROUNDS HIMSELF in American flags?
Still, I'll bet the sound of 'God Bless America' is like acid in his ears.

Blank Panther... (Below threshold)

Blank Panther

"The Teflon Suit...Your Goi... (Below threshold)

"The Teflon Suit...Your Going To Like How You Look."

"How dare you question my i... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"How dare you question my integrity, judgment and patriotism? Can't you see I'm Black....? Besides, I have 8 flags behind me...."

"Judgment to Lead" - yeah, ... (Below threshold)
guido:

"Judgment to Lead" - yeah, I think I put on my first resume, to cover up some of that gaping blank space on the paper.

Don't cross me, whitey. I t... (Below threshold)
guido:

Don't cross me, whitey. I threw my own grandma under the bus, so just imagine, if you will, what I would do to you.

I judge you to be a typical... (Below threshold)

I judge you to be a typical white person.

No health care for you.

Once elected not only will ... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Once elected not only will my judgment turn to lead, my feet will turn to clay.

...and to set the record st... (Below threshold)

...and to set the record straight, my favorite X-Man is Wolverine, and not Malcolm.

It's pronounced "led" not "... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

It's pronounced "led" not "leed"

...Integrity to $#!+... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

...Integrity to $#!+

Summing up his thoughts on ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Summing up his thoughts on the recent Rev Wright scandal, the Canadian/NAFTA statements, his aides mouthing off to reporters, his wife's controversial statements, and his poll numbers sliding Senator Obama gave a one word speech today.

"Sonovabitch"

Sen Obama gives a stern loo... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Sen Obama gives a stern look as watches former Pres. Bill Clinton being dragged off Hillary campaign aides as he screams, "I was the first Black President, bitch. Me! Me! Not you!"

I wasn't there when they pu... (Below threshold)
jim2:

I wasn't there when they put the sign on the podium.

I stand before you today to... (Below threshold)
guido:

I stand before you today to talk about CHANGE(ing the subject)

"Where's the rest of my fla... (Below threshold)
glenn:

"Where's the rest of my flags, we ordered 10, didn't we?

Dork ORama... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Dork ORama

Magic Negro... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Magic Negro

I wonder if I can RFK my wa... (Below threshold)
Tango:

I wonder if I can RFK my way through this shazzle?

Pay no attention to the Rev... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

Pay no attention to the Reverend behind the man ... I am the great and powerful Eloquenciator.

Noted AP stringer Bilal Hus... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Noted AP stringer Bilal Hussein caused bloggers to go crazy yet again when his creative picture framing cropped the word "No" from the beginning of Obama's podium blurb.

Reverse Alchemy.or... (Below threshold)
epador:

Reverse Alchemy.

or

is as Chicago Machine to Gold.

Obama - He's got the Wright... (Below threshold)
Cliff:

Obama - He's got the Wright Stuff.

Obama's press conference be... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Obama's press conference became acrimonious with the question, "Hey, why is that American flag flying upside down?"

"Damn", thought Bara... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

"Damn", thought Barak, "they DO all look alike"

He's campaigning for Websit... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

He's campaigning for Website-administrator-in-Chief. As the sign says, "Judgment to lead www.barackobama.com"

Just don't put him in charge of anything more important than that

I did not have racial relat... (Below threshold)

I did not have racial relations with that man, Mr. Wright.

You best get that damned fl... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

You best get that damned flag off me!

Damn, Duke just about blew ... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Damn, Duke just about blew my bracket in the first round.

"It's pronounced leed."... (Below threshold)
tljhound:

"It's pronounced leed."

Blinded by the Wright!... (Below threshold)
914:

Blinded by the Wright!

"Judgement to lead"~... (Below threshold)
914:

"Judgement to lead"~

A black segragationist church..

Who placed that red white a... (Below threshold)
914:

Who placed that red white and blue symbol of hatred behind Me?


Is this all ya'll could get... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Is this all ya'll could get: one flag and two microphones? You killin' me here!

Senator Obama, if your gran... (Below threshold)
Neoluddite:

Senator Obama, if your grandmother is a typical white person, is Reverend Wright a typical black person?

Pull My passport.... (Below threshold)
914:

Pull My passport.

"Just look at Me now Je$$e ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Just look at Me now Je$$e and $hopton...You nappy headed ho's"

"Judgment to Lead... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Judgment to Lead"

Because "Vote for Me or I Will Sue You Into Bankruptcy" didn't go over as well with the focus group.

The audacity of dope.... (Below threshold)
914:

The audacity of dope.

Barack Obama stood ready to... (Below threshold)
Proof:

Barack Obama stood ready to be complemented on his dapper maroon tie.
"What a maroon!" chanted the audience!

Atypical black person.... (Below threshold)

Atypical black person.

Damn, who said these "joura... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Damn, who said these "jouralists" were supposed to quit kissing my ass and starting asking questions?

In a throwback homage to th... (Below threshold)

In a throwback homage to the days of Ashcroft and statues, photographers now have a giggle capturing Obama with flags in the background.


(too obscure?)

"Chocolate Rain,Wors... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Chocolate Rain,
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain,
Say it publicly and you're insane"

Yes, I knew Rev. Wright for... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Yes, I knew Rev. Wright for more than twenty years and he was my spirtual mentor. But I never actually heard him say anything, or knew what was going on at the church. So yes, I have the judgement to lead America; I just don't know what that is yet.

Damn! I hate it when my "r... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Damn! I hate it when my "reality distortion field" starts to dissipate!

Fraud.... (Below threshold)
yo:

Fraud.

"Reverend Wright is my spir... (Below threshold)
Clowns to the Left:

"Reverend Wright is my spiritual advisor; a close friend; a mentor. He married my wife and me and baptized our kids but what he stands for - I have no idea."

After the news conference, ... (Below threshold)
Cheeseman:

After the news conference, Senator Obama donned an amazing techno-colored dream coat and shimmied his way off the stage.

Hmmm...that didn't work...a... (Below threshold)

Hmmm...that didn't work...any cards left in the deck?

"I'm announcing today that ... (Below threshold)
observer:

"I'm announcing today that Rev. Jeremian Wright is now the spiritual advisor of Robert Mugabe."

"...and when I spoke of Rev... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"...and when I spoke of Reverend Wright as my rock, I meant as myself as Sisyphus... yeah Sisyphus... yeah... thats the ticket."

"Gerry.....Gerry......spank... (Below threshold)

"Gerry.....Gerry......spank Gerry...dammit Barry, get the broad out of your head!"

Obama displays what the typ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama displays what the typical white person sees when they walk into his church.

The Face of Hope I don't se... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Face of Hope I don't see him if I turn around in a dark alley at night.

"Leaden Judgement"... (Below threshold)
ras:

"Leaden Judgement"

"Judgment to lead" -... (Below threshold)
Proof:

"Judgment to lead" - not just dangerous in toys from China!

Even as the last few words ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Even as the last few words on the tele-prompter rolled off his tongue, Obama knew he had made the wrong decision in rejecting the advice the had received from Bill Clinton in a secret email. Clinton's advice, to embrace "the audacity of the big lie" was far better than the drivel his staff had written. Accusing the media of a mistake, and insisting his pastor was the Jeremiah Trotter and not Jeremiah Wright was brilliance. He could have even shook his finger in their faces.

"Hey! Is that guy eating my... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Hey! Is that guy eating my dietetic lunch?"

JUDGEMENT TO LEAD....Us rig... (Below threshold)
914:

JUDGEMENT TO LEAD....Us right into the shitter!

Au contraire: Voting for Ob... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Au contraire: Voting for Obama will lead to judgment.

♫"G-d damn Am... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"G-d damn America, Land that I loath,

Stand bestride her, and chide her,

I will fight for the right to give up."

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.... (Below threshold)
Bernie:

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Let's see..maybe if I lead ... (Below threshold)
azref:

Let's see..maybe if I lead them over there. No! Let me think about it some more.

Ironically, success came do... (Below threshold)
John:

Ironically, success came down to avoiding the Wright place at the right time.

"And I say this to Hillary,... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"And I say this to Hillary, STOP acting like a typical white person. The Presidency is not yours by right just due to who you are or the color of your skin. There will be no coronation, there will be no gaurentees to the priveleged, there will be no more back room deals with millions of dollars changing hands."

Thought bubble "At least not until I become President"

You cannot question my patr... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

You cannot question my patriotism. ANYONE can wear a lapel pin. I prefer to carry a flagpole in my back pocket.

You keep using that word. I... (Below threshold)
thecomputerguy:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Judgement to lead the count... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Judgement to lead the country into becoming the socialist utopia my college professors could only dream about.

The Senator seemed at a los... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

The Senator seemed at a loss for words when the typical white reporter asked Obama to comment on Hillary's charge that Democrats supporting him were naive lemmings.

Michelle always said that m... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Michelle always said that my grandmother must have given me my "typical white penis."

What's black and white and ... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

What's black and white and red all over?


A very embarrassed Barack Obama.

OOPS! Picture got cropped!... (Below threshold)
KobeClan:

OOPS! Picture got cropped!
"NO JUDGMENT TO LEAD".
There, fixed.

What do Mickey Mouse, Dumbo... (Below threshold)
Roy Sampley:

What do Mickey Mouse, Dumbo, and Barak have in common?

Obama knew that the Clinton... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

Obama knew that the Clinton attack machine had successfully scored a severe emotional blow when his mind kept replaying the line "Mondo only a pawn in the game of life".

What's black and w... (Below threshold)
What's black and white and red all over? a very embarrassed Barack Obama.
Excellent Maggie.
"...and I owe all my knowle... (Below threshold)

"...and I owe all my knowledge about governance in a black-hostile-environment to Cleavon Little."

Barack Obama has just been ... (Below threshold)
Maggie:

Barack Obama has just been informed that Passportgate has lead to The Analysis Corporation, which is headed by CEO John O. Brennan, the former CIA agent who is an intelligence/foreign policy adviser to the Senator. Once again the Lead Dog has his tail between his legs.

Thought bubble "This is a $... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Thought bubble "This is a $1000 a plate dinner. How can they be all out of fried chicken."

Don't taze me bro!!!... (Below threshold)

Don't taze me bro!!!

No I wasn't signaling the s... (Below threshold)

No I wasn't signaling the start of a black cultural dance, I'd just seen Senator Clinton trip and fall before I said 'Hoedown.'

"Silence Infidel... I wi... (Below threshold)

"Silence Infidel... I will keel you."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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