93 year-old nabbed in sex sting (Wizbang)

They actually got TWO 93 year-old men, but one only promised to come back later with the money . . . from Tampa Bay Online:

Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.

Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.

Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Read the rest at the link above, and note the comments, too. My favorite: "I thought at that age Viagra was only to keep them from rolling off the bed."

Before the advent of ED drugs, I saw a newspaper article headlined, "Blonde stenographer, 22, sues man, 85, for breech of promise." I thought, "What the heck could he promise her at 85?"

But that was then. Nowadays, he could at least promise not to roll out of bed . . .

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Comments (9)

He is being charged with at... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Matt | March 25, 2008 4:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Matt:

He is being charged with attempted assault with a Dead Weapon.

Posted on March 25, 2008 16:49

*Standing up*Clap.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Faith+1 | March 25, 2008 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Faith+1:

*Standing up*

Clap.....clap...clap.....calpclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

Posted on March 25, 2008 19:47

Yes, props to Matt with tha... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by pylorns | March 25, 2008 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

pylorns:

Yes, props to Matt with that first comment.

I half expected the old man to say something like "I'll be back in 30 minutes to an hour when the drugs kick in.

Posted on March 25, 2008 21:18

God bless Viagra... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitty | March 25, 2008 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

smitty:

God bless Viagra

Posted on March 25, 2008 21:57

He's fallen and He cant get... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2008 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

914:

He's fallen and He cant get it up! ha ha ha

Posted on March 25, 2008 22:39

A ninety-year-old man goes ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Mark L | March 26, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Mark L:

A ninety-year-old man goes to see the doctor.

"What's the problem?" asks the doctor.

"Doc, my sex drive is too high," he said. "I need it lowered."

"That's remarkable," says the doctor. "Most men your age have the opposite complaint."

"Yep," says the old-timer. "It's all in my head. I want you to lower it."

Posted on March 26, 2008 09:03

Lol Mark..... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2008 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Lol Mark..

Posted on March 26, 2008 14:13

Hell, I'm worn out at 45. ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Mitchell | March 26, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Mitchell:

Hell, I'm worn out at 45. It must be that little blue vitamin pill.

Posted on March 26, 2008 14:44

ROFLMBO! Viagra to keep hi... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by TGScott | March 27, 2008 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

TGScott:

ROFLMBO! Viagra to keep him from rolling out of bed! That's rich! I've got to remember that one. As for the 93 year-old man, God love him for even wanting to.

Posted on March 27, 2008 11:41

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