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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left is is checked by security personnel prior to boarding an airplane, Wednesday, March 26, 2008, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (104)

That would be my penis ring... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

That would be my penis ring. ww

"You can call off Hazmat, J... (Below threshold)

"You can call off Hazmat, John was right... He only just crapped his pants."

♬Got to con... (Below threshold)


Got to concentrate
don't be distractive
Turn me on tonight
Cause I'm radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive

Report: "Well John will you... (Below threshold)

Report: "Well John will you measure up to Obama?"
McCain: "Only if I fold it in half."

McCain is still radioactive... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

McCain is still radioactive to some Conservatives.

"Woe. This is way better s... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

"Woe. This is way better service than I got at the Hanoi Hilton."

While Democrats require a w... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

While Democrats require a written loyalty oath to vote in their primary, John McCain only requires an oral oath from Democrats who wish to cross over.

Before they would endorse h... (Below threshold)

Before they would endorse him, the New York Times first had to scan McCain to make sure he had no conservative principles.

Yes Sir, just let me put th... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Yes Sir, just let me put the crease back in these trousers.

Ok Sir, cough for me please... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Ok Sir, cough for me please.

Tonya Hardings boyfriend tr... (Below threshold)

Tonya Hardings boyfriend tragically mistakes McCain for Nancy Kerrigan...

"....please don't find my s... (Below threshold)

"....please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash..."

So no one could accuse them... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So no one could accuse them of playing favorites, the TSA also strip searched McCain's mother.

"Sir, I understand you migh... (Below threshold)

"Sir, I understand you might just be the next President of the United States, but NO ONE has lunch with Mr. Cruise without a full body thetan scan...."

McCain prepares to knight J... (Below threshold)

McCain prepares to knight Joe Lieberman.

John McCain -- Authenticate... (Below threshold)

John McCain -- Authenticated: Typical

Sorry sir, but after what h... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sorry sir, but after what happened with Sandy Berger...

"Yeah, I got Prince Albert,... (Below threshold)
Joe Anonymous:

"Yeah, I got Prince Albert, but he ain't in no can!"

If McCain gets his way, it'... (Below threshold)

If McCain gets his way, it'll be easier to cross the border than it will be to get on a friggin' plane.

Bush still won't meet with ... (Below threshold)

Bush still won't meet with McCain until he's had a pat down...

Pull My Finger.... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Pull My Finger.

Hmmm, the center/left looks... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hmmm, the center/left looks okay, but when I go to check his right side this bullshit detector is off the chart.

Nipple Rings? Really???</... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Nipple Rings? Really???

Oh yeah, Ol' Cheney was hun... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Oh yeah, Ol' Cheney was hung like horse far as I could tell.

McCain experiences a Comman... (Below threshold)
jim2:

McCain experiences a Commandant Lassard re-enactment.

Even years later, McCain st... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Even years later, McCain still giggled uncontrollably whenever someone asked about the time he rubbed his genitalia against the TSA screener's ear.

"Well it's white, but it ai... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Well it's white, but it ain't typical"

Noboody expects more Spanis... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Noboody expects more Spanish Immigration. Now put him in the comfy chair!

'Scuse me while I whip thi... (Below threshold)
Craig:

'Scuse me while I whip this out."

TSA Security guard and form... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

TSA Security guard and former Arizona resident Jonathan McGirk exacts his revenge on the Senator.

"America's Funniest Videos"... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

"America's Funniest Videos" always had to have at least ONE crotch shot per episode.

Under a McCain administrati... (Below threshold)

Under a McCain administration prospective airline passengers will be scanned for both weapons AND carbon emissions.

During campaign stops McCai... (Below threshold)

During campaign stops McCain often practices his limbo. "How low can you go?" is not academic when you're considering a run against Hillary.

You know, if you guys had o... (Below threshold)
guido:

You know, if you guys had only had the nerve to pull this crap on Hillary Clinton a few years ago, the White House might still have all of its silverware.

Democratic operatives futil... (Below threshold)

Democratic operatives futilely search a partially-defrosted McCain for Obama's missing mojo.

You can't fool me, "Senator... (Below threshold)

You can't fool me, "Senator." I watch the movies, and I know that the real terrorists are always rich white guys.

"Sorry about this sir, but ... (Below threshold)

"Sorry about this sir, but you match our profile perfectly. You're not middle-eastern and you're not a Muslim. As a matter of fact, white, Anglo-Saxon, Christian men who are running for President match all of our ultra high-risk criteria."

"C'mon guys, I got roped in... (Below threshold)

"C'mon guys, I got roped into a Bon Jovi concert. Please tell me if I were really carrying a bomb that you wouldn't care."

"Don't tase me bro'"... (Below threshold)

"Don't tase me bro'"

Oh yeah, that old joke Mr. ... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Oh yeah, that old joke Mr. Nixon used to tell, pat down sure, but I'm usually putting something "down Pat"...

TSA Agent: "Senator, so... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

TSA Agent: "Senator, sorry I have to do this, but since you hijacked the Reagan Revolution we have to consider you a threat to hijack other things as well."

Can I give points to someon... (Below threshold)

Can I give points to someone's comment for changing their online screen name? Yes? In that case, Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic), you get 50 points. LOL!

"Gun!!"... (Below threshold)

"Gun!!"

Pull my typical white finge... (Below threshold)

Pull my typical white finger.

"I will gouge out your e... (Below threshold)
BPG:

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*** you!"

An Associtaed Press reporte... (Below threshold)
Neoluddite:

An Associtaed Press reporter checks into the rumor that John McCain's right foot knows more about foreign policy than both Democratic candidates combined.

All the bystanders: Just do... (Below threshold)
Jim:

All the bystanders: Just don't look, just don't look.

Punk'd.... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Punk'd.

McCain: "Please, no need t... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

McCain: "Please, no need to bow, YET!

Look, I know there is a con... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Look, I know there is a conservative part. Find it!

"THIS IS TORTURE!"... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

"THIS IS TORTURE!"

McCain tries <br /... (Below threshold)
Phoenix:

McCain tries


Sen. Larry Craig demonstrates his potential "Veep" service to McCain.


I TOLD you--I am NOT spring... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

I TOLD you--I am NOT springing the Gitmo guys till after I am King!

Yes sir, I'm afraid the Sta... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Yes sir, I'm afraid the Stance-O-Meter is now a vital political measurement.

"Sorry, Senator, even on... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

"Sorry, Senator, even on maximum-sensitivity it isn't detecting a hint of reasoning for your bone-headed stance on illegal-immigration."

Isotope Carbon 14 Is Used T... (Below threshold)

Isotope Carbon 14 Is Used To Determine The Age Of Carbonaceous Material Up To 60,000 Years.

OK, now hand me the wand an... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

OK, now hand me the wand and a new glove, it's my turn to "search" you, only pretend that you're a conservative.

Sandy Berger taught me this... (Below threshold)
ClarkeTkd:

Sandy Berger taught me this really COOL trick!

Glad to see Scooter Libby h... (Below threshold)
914:

Glad to see Scooter Libby has found a new line of work!

Unlike Sen. Craig, it appea... (Below threshold)

Unlike Sen. Craig, it appears that McCain has a very narrow stance.

"Does Obama go through t... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Does Obama go through this? No sir, we're not allowed to question Senator Obama's patriotism, or anything else"

The bar set by the democrat... (Below threshold)

The bar set by the democrats is surprisingly low this year.

Typical white Republican ar... (Below threshold)
914:

Typical white Republican arrive's at LAX in the United State's of KKK.

"... and did I ever tell yo... (Below threshold)

"... and did I ever tell you about that time in 'Nam when I threw myself on a liberal to save my buddies in the unit."

The bar set by the... (Below threshold)
The bar set by the democrats is surprisingly low this year.

...and yet still Hillary manages to squeeze under it.

Nice one Fustian

Calculating The Metal Of Se... (Below threshold)

Calculating The Metal Of Senator McCain

" He's clean. No integrity ... (Below threshold)
max:

" He's clean. No integrity detected."

Screener: I'm getting stron... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Screener: I'm getting strong RINO readings!
McCain: Its okay that's just my Achilles heel.

Didn't you hear me say "my ... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Didn't you hear me say "my friends".

"Mr. McCain, we're going to... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Mr. McCain, we're going to have to ask you to remove your nipple ring, thank you."

"Why yessir, that is in fac... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Why yessir, that is in fact a rocket in my pocket..."

"OK, after you're finished,... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"OK, after you're finished, let me show you how they did that in the Hanoi Hilton...."

"Hmmm, this waterboarding s... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Hmmm, this waterboarding stuff isn't as bad as I thought..."

"I've got a 767 growing out... (Below threshold)
SSG Pooh:

"I've got a 767 growing out of my neck, and this douche's worried about lint on my pants?"

You're clean, Senator. Abso... (Below threshold)

You're clean, Senator. Absolutely no trace of the First Amendment.

The Senator noted that he w... (Below threshold)

The Senator noted that he would have had it easier if he were an undocumented candidate.

If that's a Conservative De... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

If that's a Conservative Detector, I'm dead meat.

Sadly, the security agent a... (Below threshold)
LGD:

Sadly, the security agent again failed to notice the ties that bind Senator McCain to Charles Keating.

DUCK DOWN! I SEE SNIPERS!</... (Below threshold)
monkeypunk:

DUCK DOWN! I SEE SNIPERS!

And Hillary Clinton's former head of security falls for it again.

"Should I hit him with my c... (Below threshold)

"Should I hit him with my clipboard or my shaving kit?"

Those brass balls set off t... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Those brass balls set off the metal detector every time....

"Vietnam Vet. Will Br Presi... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Vietnam Vet. Will Br President For Food."

"Vietnam Vet. Will Be Presi... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Vietnam Vet. Will Be President For Food."

I'm sorry Senator, but you'... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry Senator, but you're going to have to check this campaign contribution

The TSA Agent uses his snif... (Below threshold)
GingerGuy:

The TSA Agent uses his sniffing baton to check for the lingering affects of a McCain fart.

Federal law now requires a 15 minute delay for boarding any aircraft should a positive reading be shown on the baton.

Earlier in the day, candidate Hillary Clinton had a unexpected 1 hour delay prior to taking-off.

Because you never know wher... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Because you never know where those pesky illegal aliens are hiding!

When Senator McCain was ask... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

When Senator McCain was asked about the TSA security policy he replied,

"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out.

You put your left foot in and shake it all about.

You do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around.

And that's what its all about."

"No need for alarm sir, we'... (Below threshold)

"No need for alarm sir, we're just sizing you up for your "The View" appearance."

Fearing Senator McCain's fa... (Below threshold)
Knightbrigade:

Fearing Senator McCain's famous temper, the Press demand a weapons search before every news conference.

John McCain does his "Wild ... (Below threshold)
proof:

John McCain does his "Wild and Crazy Guy" routine on the tarmac.

"Measuring The Metal Of A M... (Below threshold)

"Measuring The Metal Of A Man."

"Some Call It A Dog And Pon... (Below threshold)

"Some Call It A Dog And Pony Show Show....Others Call It Politics."

"Put It On Vibrate and Lean... (Below threshold)

"Put It On Vibrate and Lean On It!"

"Sir: Is that a nipple ring... (Below threshold)
Mope:

"Sir: Is that a nipple ring?"

When you're done down there... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

When you're done down there, maybe you can help me with this airplane stuck in my neck?

"I have a superdelegate in ... (Below threshold)

"I have a superdelegate in my pants."

A moderate searches Preside... (Below threshold)
Spike:

A moderate searches Presidential candidate John McCain (D-AZ) for ANY conservative principles. "Nope, he hasn't got any! We can vote for him."

"Do I have to tell you more... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Do I have to tell you more than once? The biggest thing I have is my ego!"

"I'm not packin' any 'heat'... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I'm not packin' any 'heat' at my age. Hell, I'm lucky to be packin' tepid."

"STOP TORTURING ME!!!!"... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"STOP TORTURING ME!!!!"

"He's right, sir. He doesn... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"He's right, sir. He doesn't have any economic experience on him. The only thing that he has that is dangerous is his vehement disregard for the US Constitution and its citizens."

Get a stall You two!... (Below threshold)
914:

Get a stall You two!

What do you do for guys wit... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

What do you do for guys with the middle name Hussein?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




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