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Comments (104)
That would be my penis ring... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | March 28, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
That would be my penis ring. ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | March 28, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:21
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
"You can call off Hazmat, John was right... He only just crapped his pants."
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:28
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
♬
Got to concentrate
don't be distractive
Turn me on tonight
Cause I'm radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive
♬
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:31
4. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Report: "Well John will you measure up to Obama?"
McCain: "Only if I fold it in half."
4. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:34
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 28, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
McCain is still radioactive to some Conservatives.
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 28, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:43
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 28, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Woe. This is way better service than I got at the Hanoi Hilton."
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 28, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:44
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 28, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
While Democrats require a written loyalty oath to vote in their primary, John McCain only requires an oral oath from Democrats who wish to cross over.
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 28, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:47
8. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
Before they would endorse him, the New York Times first had to scan McCain to make sure he had no conservative principles.
8. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:57
9. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Yes Sir, just let me put the crease back in these trousers.
9. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:59
10. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Ok Sir, cough for me please.
10. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
11. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Tonya Hardings boyfriend tragically mistakes McCain for Nancy Kerrigan...
11. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
12. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"....please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash..."
12. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
So no one could accuse them of playing favorites, the TSA also strip searched McCain's mother.
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:02
14. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
"Sir, I understand you might just be the next President of the United States, but NO ONE has lunch with Mr. Cruise without a full body thetan scan...."
14. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:03
15. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
McCain prepares to knight Joe Lieberman.
15. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
John McCain -- Authenticated: Typical
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Sorry sir, but after what happened with Sandy Berger...
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
18. Posted by Joe Anonymous | March 28, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"Yeah, I got Prince Albert, but he ain't in no can!"
18. Posted by Joe Anonymous | March 28, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:05
19. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
If McCain gets his way, it'll be easier to cross the border than it will be to get on a friggin' plane.
19. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:06
20. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Bush still won't meet with McCain until he's had a pat down...
20. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:07
21. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Pull My Finger.
21. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:08
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Hmmm, the center/left looks okay, but when I go to check his right side this bullshit detector is off the chart.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:11
23. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Nipple Rings? Really???
23. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:14
24. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Oh yeah, Ol' Cheney was hung like horse far as I could tell.
24. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:16
25. Posted by jim2 | March 28, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
McCain experiences a Commandant Lassard re-enactment.
25. Posted by jim2 | March 28, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:17
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Even years later, McCain still giggled uncontrollably whenever someone asked about the time he rubbed his genitalia against the TSA screener's ear.
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:18
27. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Well it's white, but it ain't typical"
27. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:21
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Noboody expects more Spanish Immigration. Now put him in the comfy chair!
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:21
29. Posted by Craig | March 28, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
'Scuse me while I whip this out."
29. Posted by Craig | March 28, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:30
30. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
TSA Security guard and former Arizona resident Jonathan McGirk exacts his revenge on the Senator.
30. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:39
31. Posted by FormerHostage | March 28, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"America's Funniest Videos" always had to have at least ONE crotch shot per episode.
31. Posted by FormerHostage | March 28, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:40
32. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Under a McCain administration prospective airline passengers will be scanned for both weapons AND carbon emissions.
32. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:42
33. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
During campaign stops McCain often practices his limbo. "How low can you go?" is not academic when you're considering a run against Hillary.
33. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:45
34. Posted by guido | March 28, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
You know, if you guys had only had the nerve to pull this crap on Hillary Clinton a few years ago, the White House might still have all of its silverware.
34. Posted by guido | March 28, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:48
35. Posted by Falze | March 28, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Democratic operatives futilely search a partially-defrosted McCain for Obama's missing mojo.
35. Posted by Falze | March 28, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:50
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 28, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
You can't fool me, "Senator." I watch the movies, and I know that the real terrorists are always rich white guys.
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 28, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:52
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"Sorry about this sir, but you match our profile perfectly. You're not middle-eastern and you're not a Muslim. As a matter of fact, white, Anglo-Saxon, Christian men who are running for President match all of our ultra high-risk criteria."
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:55
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"C'mon guys, I got roped into a Bon Jovi concert. Please tell me if I were really carrying a bomb that you wouldn't care."
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:01
39. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
"Don't tase me bro'"
39. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:04
40. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Oh yeah, that old joke Mr. Nixon used to tell, pat down sure, but I'm usually putting something "down Pat"...
40. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:05
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 28, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
TSA Agent: "Senator, sorry I have to do this, but since you hijacked the Reagan Revolution we have to consider you a threat to hijack other things as well."
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 28, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:07
42. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Can I give points to someone's comment for changing their online screen name? Yes? In that case, Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic), you get 50 points. LOL!
42. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:11
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Gun!!"
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:12
44. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Pull my typical white finger.
44. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:18
45. Posted by BPG | March 28, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*** you!"
45. Posted by BPG | March 28, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:21
46. Posted by Neoluddite | March 28, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
An Associtaed Press reporter checks into the rumor that John McCain's right foot knows more about foreign policy than both Democratic candidates combined.
46. Posted by Neoluddite | March 28, 2008 9:24 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:24
47. Posted by Jim | March 28, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
All the bystanders: Just don't look, just don't look.
47. Posted by Jim | March 28, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:39
48. Posted by twolaneflash | March 28, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Punk'd.
48. Posted by twolaneflash | March 28, 2008 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:48
49. Posted by twolaneflash | March 28, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
McCain: "Please, no need to bow, YET!
49. Posted by twolaneflash | March 28, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:49
50. Posted by billburz | March 28, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Look, I know there is a conservative part. Find it!
50. Posted by billburz | March 28, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:54
51. Posted by lisapope | March 28, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
"THIS IS TORTURE!"
51. Posted by lisapope | March 28, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 10:15
52. Posted by Phoenix | March 28, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
McCain tries
Sen. Larry Craig demonstrates his potential "Veep" service to McCain.
52. Posted by Phoenix | March 28, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 10:15
53. Posted by lisapope | March 28, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I TOLD you--I am NOT springing the Gitmo guys till after I am King!
53. Posted by lisapope | March 28, 2008 10:16 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 10:16
54. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Yes sir, I'm afraid the Stance-O-Meter is now a vital political measurement.
54. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 10:21
55. Posted by Justrand | March 28, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Sorry, Senator, even on maximum-sensitivity it isn't detecting a hint of reasoning for your bone-headed stance on illegal-immigration."
55. Posted by Justrand | March 28, 2008 10:48 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 10:48
56. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 11:01 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Isotope Carbon 14 Is Used To Determine The Age Of Carbonaceous Material Up To 60,000 Years.
56. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 11:01 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:01
57. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 11:04 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
OK, now hand me the wand and a new glove, it's my turn to "search" you, only pretend that you're a conservative.
57. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 11:04 AM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:04
58. Posted by ClarkeTkd | March 28, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Sandy Berger taught me this really COOL trick!
58. Posted by ClarkeTkd | March 28, 2008 11:17 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:17
59. Posted by 914 | March 28, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Glad to see Scooter Libby has found a new line of work!
59. Posted by 914 | March 28, 2008 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:29
60. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Unlike Sen. Craig, it appears that McCain has a very narrow stance.
60. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:37
61. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 28, 2008 11:46 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"Does Obama go through this? No sir, we're not allowed to question Senator Obama's patriotism, or anything else"
61. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 28, 2008 11:46 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:46
62. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 11:48 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The bar set by the democrats is surprisingly low this year.
62. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 11:48 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:48
63. Posted by 914 | March 28, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Typical white Republican arrive's at LAX in the United State's of KKK.
63. Posted by 914 | March 28, 2008 11:50 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:50
64. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"... and did I ever tell you about that time in 'Nam when I threw myself on a liberal to save my buddies in the unit."
64. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:53
65. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
...and yet still Hillary manages to squeeze under it.
Nice one Fustian
65. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:55
66. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Calculating The Metal Of Senator McCain
66. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 11:58
67. Posted by max | March 28, 2008 12:06 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
" He's clean. No integrity detected."
67. Posted by max | March 28, 2008 12:06 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:06
68. Posted by jbw | March 28, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Screener: I'm getting strong RINO readings!
McCain: Its okay that's just my Achilles heel.
68. Posted by jbw | March 28, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:40
69. Posted by jbw | March 28, 2008 12:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Didn't you hear me say "my friends".
69. Posted by jbw | March 28, 2008 12:42 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:42
70. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Mr. McCain, we're going to have to ask you to remove your nipple ring, thank you."
70. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:43 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:43
71. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Why yessir, that is in fact a rocket in my pocket..."
71. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:43 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:43
72. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"OK, after you're finished, let me show you how they did that in the Hanoi Hilton...."
72. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:45 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:45
73. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:46 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Hmmm, this waterboarding stuff isn't as bad as I thought..."
73. Posted by Peter F. | March 28, 2008 12:46 PM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:46
74. Posted by SSG Pooh | March 28, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I've got a 767 growing out of my neck, and this douche's worried about lint on my pants?"
74. Posted by SSG Pooh | March 28, 2008 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 12:51
75. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 28, 2008 1:07 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
You're clean, Senator. Absolutely no trace of the First Amendment.
75. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 28, 2008 1:07 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 13:07
76. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 28, 2008 1:09 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The Senator noted that he would have had it easier if he were an undocumented candidate.
76. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 28, 2008 1:09 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 13:09
77. Posted by GarandFan | March 28, 2008 1:58 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
If that's a Conservative Detector, I'm dead meat.
77. Posted by GarandFan | March 28, 2008 1:58 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 13:58
78. Posted by LGD | March 28, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Sadly, the security agent again failed to notice the ties that bind Senator McCain to Charles Keating.
78. Posted by LGD | March 28, 2008 2:08 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 14:08
79. Posted by monkeypunk | March 28, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
DUCK DOWN! I SEE SNIPERS!
And Hillary Clinton's former head of security falls for it again.
79. Posted by monkeypunk | March 28, 2008 2:09 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 14:09
80. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Should I hit him with my clipboard or my shaving kit?"
80. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 2:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 14:42
81. Posted by john1v6 | March 28, 2008 3:41 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Those brass balls set off the metal detector every time....
81. Posted by john1v6 | March 28, 2008 3:41 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 15:41
82. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vietnam Vet. Will Br President For Food."
82. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 3:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 15:43
83. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vietnam Vet. Will Be President For Food."
83. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 3:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 15:43
84. Posted by Dan Melson | March 28, 2008 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry Senator, but you're going to have to check this campaign contribution
84. Posted by Dan Melson | March 28, 2008 3:50 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 15:50
85. Posted by GingerGuy | March 28, 2008 4:31 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The TSA Agent uses his sniffing baton to check for the lingering affects of a McCain fart.
Federal law now requires a 15 minute delay for boarding any aircraft should a positive reading be shown on the baton.
Earlier in the day, candidate Hillary Clinton had a unexpected 1 hour delay prior to taking-off.
85. Posted by GingerGuy | March 28, 2008 4:31 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 16:31
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 28, 2008 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because you never know where those pesky illegal aliens are hiding!
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 28, 2008 5:20 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 17:20
87. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 6:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
When Senator McCain was asked about the TSA security policy he replied,
"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out.
You put your left foot in and shake it all about.
You do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around.
And that's what its all about."
87. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 6:20 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 18:20
88. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No need for alarm sir, we're just sizing you up for your "The View" appearance."
88. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 28, 2008 6:25 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 18:25
89. Posted by Knightbrigade | March 28, 2008 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fearing Senator McCain's famous temper, the Press demand a weapons search before every news conference.
89. Posted by Knightbrigade | March 28, 2008 6:44 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 18:44
90. Posted by proof | March 28, 2008 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain does his "Wild and Crazy Guy" routine on the tarmac.
90. Posted by proof | March 28, 2008 7:00 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 19:00
91. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Measuring The Metal Of A Man."
91. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 8:02 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 20:02
92. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Some Call It A Dog And Pony Show Show....Others Call It Politics."
92. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 8:17 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 20:17
93. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 9:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Put It On Vibrate and Lean On It!"
93. Posted by radio free fred | March 28, 2008 9:55 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 21:55
94. Posted by Mope | March 28, 2008 10:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sir: Is that a nipple ring?"
94. Posted by Mope | March 28, 2008 10:17 PM |
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Posted on March 28, 2008 22:17
95. Posted by ijosha | March 29, 2008 1:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When you're done down there, maybe you can help me with this airplane stuck in my neck?
95. Posted by ijosha | March 29, 2008 1:37 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 01:37
96. Posted by rodney dill | March 29, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have a superdelegate in my pants."
96. Posted by rodney dill | March 29, 2008 8:05 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 08:05
97. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A moderate searches Presidential candidate John McCain (D-AZ) for ANY conservative principles. "Nope, he hasn't got any! We can vote for him."
97. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:32 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 10:32
98. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do I have to tell you more than once? The biggest thing I have is my ego!"
98. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:36 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 10:36
99. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not packin' any 'heat' at my age. Hell, I'm lucky to be packin' tepid."
99. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:47 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 10:47
100. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"STOP TORTURING ME!!!!"
100. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:48 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 10:48
101. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"He's right, sir. He doesn't have any economic experience on him. The only thing that he has that is dangerous is his vehement disregard for the US Constitution and its citizens."
101. Posted by Spike | March 29, 2008 10:56 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 10:56
102. Posted by 914 | March 29, 2008 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get a stall You two!
102. Posted by 914 | March 29, 2008 10:20 PM |
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Posted on March 29, 2008 22:20
103. Posted by Nylda | March 30, 2008 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you do for guys with the middle name Hussein?
103. Posted by Nylda | March 30, 2008 12:05 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 12:05
104. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 31, 2008 1:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
104. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| March 31, 2008 1:13 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2008 01:13