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Comments (104)
That would be my penis ring... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | March 28, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
That would be my penis ring. ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | March 28, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:21
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
"You can call off Hazmat, John was right... He only just crapped his pants."
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:28
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
♬
Got to concentrate
don't be distractive
Turn me on tonight
Cause I'm radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive
Radioactive
♬
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:31
4. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Report: "Well John will you measure up to Obama?"
McCain: "Only if I fold it in half."
4. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:34
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 28, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
McCain is still radioactive to some Conservatives.
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 28, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:43
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 28, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Woe. This is way better service than I got at the Hanoi Hilton."
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 28, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:44
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 28, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
While Democrats require a written loyalty oath to vote in their primary, John McCain only requires an oral oath from Democrats who wish to cross over.
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 28, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:47
8. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
Before they would endorse him, the New York Times first had to scan McCain to make sure he had no conservative principles.
8. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:57
9. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Yes Sir, just let me put the crease back in these trousers.
9. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 07:59
10. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Ok Sir, cough for me please.
10. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
11. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Tonya Hardings boyfriend tragically mistakes McCain for Nancy Kerrigan...
11. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
12. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| March 28, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"....please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash, please don't find my stash..."
12. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| March 28, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:00
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
So no one could accuse them of playing favorites, the TSA also strip searched McCain's mother.
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:02
14. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| March 28, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
"Sir, I understand you might just be the next President of the United States, but NO ONE has lunch with Mr. Cruise without a full body thetan scan...."
14. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| March 28, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:03
15. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
McCain prepares to knight Joe Lieberman.
15. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
John McCain -- Authenticated: Typical
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Sorry sir, but after what happened with Sandy Berger...
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:04
18. Posted by Joe Anonymous | March 28, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"Yeah, I got Prince Albert, but he ain't in no can!"
18. Posted by Joe Anonymous | March 28, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:05
19. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
If McCain gets his way, it'll be easier to cross the border than it will be to get on a friggin' plane.
19. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:06
20. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Bush still won't meet with McCain until he's had a pat down...
20. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:07
21. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Pull My Finger.
21. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:08
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Hmmm, the center/left looks okay, but when I go to check his right side this bullshit detector is off the chart.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:11
23. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Nipple Rings? Really???
23. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:14
24. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Oh yeah, Ol' Cheney was hung like horse far as I could tell.
24. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:16
25. Posted by jim2 | March 28, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
McCain experiences a Commandant Lassard re-enactment.
25. Posted by jim2 | March 28, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:17
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Even years later, McCain still giggled uncontrollably whenever someone asked about the time he rubbed his genitalia against the TSA screener's ear.
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:18
27. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Well it's white, but it ain't typical"
27. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:21
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Noboody expects more Spanish Immigration. Now put him in the comfy chair!
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 28, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:21
29. Posted by Craig | March 28, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
'Scuse me while I whip this out."
29. Posted by Craig | March 28, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:30
30. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
TSA Security guard and former Arizona resident Jonathan McGirk exacts his revenge on the Senator.
30. Posted by Faith+1 | March 28, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:39
31. Posted by FormerHostage | March 28, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"America's Funniest Videos" always had to have at least ONE crotch shot per episode.
31. Posted by FormerHostage | March 28, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:40
32. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Under a McCain administration prospective airline passengers will be scanned for both weapons AND carbon emissions.
32. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:42
33. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
During campaign stops McCain often practices his limbo. "How low can you go?" is not academic when you're considering a run against Hillary.
33. Posted by fustian | March 28, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:45
34. Posted by guido | March 28, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
You know, if you guys had only had the nerve to pull this crap on Hillary Clinton a few years ago, the White House might still have all of its silverware.
34. Posted by guido | March 28, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:48
35. Posted by Falze | March 28, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Democratic operatives futilely search a partially-defrosted McCain for Obama's missing mojo.
35. Posted by Falze | March 28, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:50
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 28, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
You can't fool me, "Senator." I watch the movies, and I know that the real terrorists are always rich white guys.
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 28, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:52
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"Sorry about this sir, but you match our profile perfectly. You're not middle-eastern and you're not a Muslim. As a matter of fact, white, Anglo-Saxon, Christian men who are running for President match all of our ultra high-risk criteria."
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 08:55
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"C'mon guys, I got roped into a Bon Jovi concert. Please tell me if I were really carrying a bomb that you wouldn't care."
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 28, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:01
39. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
"Don't tase me bro'"
39. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on March 28, 2008 09:04
40. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Oh yeah, that old joke Mr. Nixon used to tell, pat down sure, but I'm usually putting something "down Pat"...
40. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 28, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)