I've heard of people being lonely but this takes the cake. From WCSH 6-
A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.I agree with Sonagi at Marmot's Hole, who has this story tagged as 'sick, sick, sick,'. Price is sick all right.The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
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Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.
In related news, a man in Australia falsely repeated to the police his being raped by a wombat. What is this world coming to?
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It is fact that most report... (Below threshold)1. Posted by RScott | March 30, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It is fact that most reports of rape by Wombat are ultimately proven false, just to set the record straight.
1. Posted by RScott | March 30, 2008 11:36 AM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 11:36
2. Posted by Synova | March 30, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaah... fact is that human beings are sort of equal opportunity, I mean, a picnic table is sort of an odd shaped dildo for men, and pretty dang stupid because it's got "worlds most embarrassing 911 call" all over it and the burly firemen have to come try to lube him out of there. (Or maybe the neighbor just sees you and you get a public exposure call instead.) But do we call women "sick, sick, sick" if they use something with batteries? Or does it just need to be an item from the "adult" store and then it's okay?
(Having that stuff around where kids can find it is asking for "world's most embarrassing thing kids can unexpectedly show the company," and frankly, I've never seen the attraction.)
"Sick" to me is animals, and frankly, most of the "what consenting adults do" tolerance I've got is pretty abstract, and public exposure is not acceptable.
You know what else I think is sick? Recording your neighbor *in* his bedroom for three months.
2. Posted by Synova | March 30, 2008 11:58 AM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 11:58
3. Posted by SFtrooper | March 30, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Feastiality
3. Posted by SFtrooper | March 30, 2008 11:58 AM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 11:58
4. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 30, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I heard the table was 17 years old. The guy gets off.
4. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | March 30, 2008 12:36 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 12:36
5. Posted by Brian | March 30, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Any truth to the rumor that the wombat was out on early parole after a previous similar attack?
5. Posted by Brian | March 30, 2008 1:28 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 13:28
6. Posted by McGehee
| March 30, 2008 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll bet the table was asking for it.
6. Posted by McGehee
| March 30, 2008 1:46 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 13:46
7. Posted by sanssoucy | March 30, 2008 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh ... since when is it a crime to have sex with an inanimate object? What law - exactly - is this guy "accused" of violating?
SS
7. Posted by sanssoucy | March 30, 2008 2:00 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 14:00
8. Posted by ChangeAgent | March 30, 2008 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm all for having some video evidence to report him to the police, but THREE DVDs? Seriously? One wasn't enough?
8. Posted by ChangeAgent | March 30, 2008 2:07 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 14:07
9. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | March 30, 2008 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What about the unforgotten and unreported incidents of those who were raped by a wombat ON a table?
Feastiality
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Nice!
9. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | March 30, 2008 2:28 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 14:28
10. Posted by Jabba the Tutt
| March 30, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you know how cold it was in Central Ohio in January thru March? He's lucky he didn't break his thingy off.
10. Posted by Jabba the Tutt
| March 30, 2008 3:22 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 15:22
11. Posted by Tim | March 30, 2008 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perhaps it had one of those cute little table skirts on it, blowing saucily in the breeze. Hard to resist, I think.
11. Posted by Tim | March 30, 2008 3:35 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 15:35
12. Posted by Paden Cash | March 30, 2008 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did they give the picnic table a rape test?
12. Posted by Paden Cash | March 30, 2008 6:48 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 18:48
13. Posted by SFtrooper | March 30, 2008 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh ... since when is it a crime to have sex with an inanimate object?"
Bill Clinton
13. Posted by SFtrooper | March 30, 2008 8:59 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2008 20:59