The 10 Spot - Hits And Misses Edition (Wizbang)

It's been a long, long time since I've actually done and edition of The 10 Spot, so on this April Fools Day I humbly offer this collection of totally unrelated, but highly entertaining stories, all of which are true.

Michelle Obama and Teresa Heinz Kerry on stage together tomorrow? That might have to be a special edition caption contest...
Miss England hopeful Chloe Marshall, "Do I have fat days?" Official bikini picture-shoot confirms the answer should be, "Yes, everyday."
When devising a cunning plan to cover your tracks in a burglary on Craigslist remember first take the extra time to make sure you're anonymizing your web surfing.
84 year old former Marine to punk mugger, "step closer and you'll be sorry." Some kids just won't listen...
Does mouth to mouth resuscitation creep you out? If so, you'll be happy to note that it's no longer necessary.
Goldie Hawn, warts and all
Hillary Clinton, "Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up." Uh I know it's been over 30 years since Rocky was released, but he loses...
Insider trading? It's not just for U.S. companies anymore.
Hulk Hogan might as well be dating his daughter.
In case you had any doubts, a first read of Oliver Stone's "W" script shows it very well may have been written on the Democratic Underground.

Enjoy!

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Wizbang Pop!: This Week on Magazines

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Wizbang Pop!: David Carradine died of asphyxiation

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Wizbang Pop!: Movie and Television News

Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...

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Wizbang Pop!: 'Jackson not real father of his children'

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Comments (3)

84 year old former Marin... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | April 1, 2008 7:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Son Of The Godfather:

84 year old former Marine to punk mugger, "step closer and you'll be sorry." Some kids just won't listen...

Except for the idiot Jack Murtha, there's no such thing as a "former Marine".

Posted on April 1, 2008 19:13

Goldie Hawn.Over-B... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Peter F. | April 1, 2008 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Peter F.:

Goldie Hawn.

Over-Botoxed.

Posted on April 1, 2008 19:42

Waiting for the women who p... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Swanny | April 1, 2008 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Swanny:

Waiting for the women who post here...

Posted on April 1, 2008 20:53

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