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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 4, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President George W. Bush talks with Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, second left, and Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, right, during a session with invitees, at the NATO Summit conference in Bucharest, Thursday April 3, 2008. The NATO allies agreed to put off a plan to put Ukraine and Georgia on track to join the alliance, but did invite Albania and Croatia to become members. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (123)

(Thought Bubble) Turn the b... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

(Thought Bubble) Turn the bottle cap to the left or right? ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:24

"George, was that you that ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"George, was that you that farted?"

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:25

"Let's see, just 7 more mon... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by zipity | April 4, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
zipity:

"Let's see, just 7 more months of this bullshit left to swallow, then I get my life back......."

3. Posted by zipity | April 4, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:27

Heads turn as George Bush a... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitch | April 4, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
smitch:

Heads turn as George Bush announces that he too is pregnant.

4. Posted by smitch | April 4, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:44

"I can no longer sit back a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Craig | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Craig:

"I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

5. Posted by Craig | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:46

Bush considers the reality ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Bush considers the reality of his future life in Crawford Texas. The brush cleaning, the mountain biking in 100 degree humidity.

Oh, the excitement...

6. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:46

Oh look - something shiny..... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Dave thA | April 4, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Oh look - something shiny...

7. Posted by Dave thA | April 4, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:48

Must restrain the fists of ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Brian The Adequate | April 4, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Must restrain the fists of death

8. Posted by Brian The Adequate | April 4, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:56

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Wa... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Washington, b*tch, and I'M still on the job!

9. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:01

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, pe... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Allium | April 4, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Allium:

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, people died. You guys got anything new to say?

10. Posted by Allium | April 4, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:04

All right. Who did an "Obam... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

All right. Who did an "Obama"?

11. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:06

Yeah, these Euro-loser only... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

Yeah, these Euro-loser only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

12. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:08

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected:

Yeah, these Euro-losers only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

13. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:09

"Yea... I guess I would lik... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Yea... I guess I would like to be a Pepper too."

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:15

"How Are Things in Glackimo... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by pibill | April 4, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
pibill:

"How Are Things in Glackimora? Is That Little Brook Still Weeping There?"

15. Posted by pibill | April 4, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:16

I should've worn my red pow... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 4, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I should've worn my red power tie.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 4, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:18

I can't tell you how intere... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

I can't tell you how interested I am in what the Norwegians have to say about military matters. The last time you guys won a military engagement was when you had helmets with horns on them. How's that whole rape and pillage strategy going for you guys these days?

And the Dutch have a long and storied military tradition too. Didn't you guys slow down the Germans for about 15 minutes on their way to the sea? If NATO ever needs tulips, we know right where to go.

17. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:19

W always slays them with hi... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

W always slays them with his pocket theremin routine.

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:22

"Righty tighty... Lefty loo... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Righty tighty... Lefty loosey"

19. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:26

Skandanavia. I know I've s... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Skandanavia. I know I've seen that on a map somewhere.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:27

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eat... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eaten all that lute fish.

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:31

President Bush takes a pens... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 4, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

President Bush takes a pensive moment to picture the brunette naked.

22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 4, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:32

And for my next trick, I wi... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And for my next trick, I will make Iran glow in the dark with just the press of a button...

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:33

Looks like I gave up the wr... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by JamesT | April 4, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
JamesT:

Looks like I gave up the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

24. Posted by JamesT | April 4, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:36

If you wanted someon... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 4, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: -12 (16 votes cast)
Adrian Browne:


If you wanted someone who could get the cap off you should have voted for someone with opposable thumbs.

25. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 4, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:41

President Bush tries to thi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Spence | April 4, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Spence:

President Bush tries to think up a scam as grand as Global Warming to keep his name in the headlines and fill his wallet after January.

26. Posted by Spence | April 4, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:42

"How do I tell the guy on m... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"How do I tell the guy on my left the comb over isn't hiding his sandtrap?"

27. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:45

"Has it occurred to you ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 4, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Has it occurred to you folks, that all your whining and moaning means the NEXT President will expect you to defend your countries and interests on your own, and you WON'T be able to expect us to come help you when the mullahs take over your countries?

"Just wondering..."

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 4, 2008 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (16 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:53

Damn, she's a hottie. Where... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JFO | April 4, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
JFO:

Damn, she's a hottie. Where's Clinton? This is the first time I really want some advice from him.

29. Posted by JFO | April 4, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:05

Calgon, take me away!</i... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Joel:

Calgon, take me away!

30. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:08

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Pull my finger.

31. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:10

"...then the bartender says... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Joel:

"...then the bartender says to the horse...um...uh...DAMN! forgot the punchline again!"

32. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:12

Mr. President....Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Mr. President....Mr. President....

33. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:12

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Joel:

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess two fingers behind your head. Now will you send more troops to Afghanistan?"

34. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:14

What does NATO mean anyway?... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

What does NATO mean anyway? Is it a word? What language is it?

35. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:14

Bush thinking. "Today is Ap... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Mark L | April 4, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Mark L:

Bush thinking. "Today is Apri1 3rd. Inaugeration day is January 20. That means I am back at Crawford and done with dealing with this Euroweenies in how many more days? 27 more this month add 20 for January, and between May and December we have . . . ah . . do, the math George. You have an MBA now."

36. Posted by Mark L | April 4, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:16

Where is Cheney with his sh... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by al | April 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
al:

Where is Cheney with his shotgun when you need him?

37. Posted by al | April 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:18

"Would somebody please pull... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Matt | April 4, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
Matt:

"Would somebody please pull the string in his back so we can get this meeting started?"

38. Posted by Matt | April 4, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:31

"Then there was this time a... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by SideShowJane | April 4, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

"Then there was this time at band camp...."

39. Posted by SideShowJane | April 4, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:33

How much wood would a woodc... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Tango | April 4, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Tango:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

40. Posted by Tango | April 4, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:39

Why do birds suddenly appea... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you're near?

Close to you...

41. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:40

Hmm, John Kerry had a Chris... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Hmm, John Kerry had a Christmas jaunt into Cambodia, Hillary had a Bosnian firefight, and all I have is this?

42. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:44

Poster boy for Autism Works... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Nylda | April 4, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: -7 (11 votes cast)
Nylda:

Poster boy for Autism Works.

43. Posted by Nylda | April 4, 2008 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:47

Okay, I like Brooke, but Da... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Okay, I like Brooke, but David sure can belt out a song, boy this is a tough question. Oh no matter, maybe I won't admit that I even watch American Idol, wow...

How long have I been *deep* in thought? That guy in the back looks like he is ready to fall asleep. What did my dad do when this happened to him?


Oh that's right, he hurled!

44. Posted by Jennifer | April 4, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:50

"Holy Cow. And people call... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Holy Cow. And people call me stupid."

45. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:56

"What's my "stragegery", hu... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"What's my "stragegery", huh? Oh, ha ha ha...never heard that one before."

46. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:58

Can you believe I am the sm... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Imhotep | April 4, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Can you believe I am the smartest person in this picture?!

47. Posted by Imhotep | April 4, 2008 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:58

Cue fade out sound effect f... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Cue fade out sound effect from Wayne's World

48. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:02

"Ya mean so it really is NE... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Ya mean so it really is NEW-CLE-AR?, who wooda thunk it?"

49. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:03

"If I was a democrat I gues... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"If I was a democrat I guess I would vote for Obama, lord knows we don't need 'nuther bush."

50. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:04

I think... yeah. I just ha... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Daniel | April 4, 2008 10:06 AM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Daniel:

I think... yeah. I just had an idea.

51. Posted by Daniel | April 4, 2008 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:06

"Clowns to the left of me, ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Dodo David | April 4, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right . . . just like Congress."

52. Posted by Dodo David | April 4, 2008 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:09

HMMMMMM...... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Eric | April 4, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

HMMMMMM...

53. Posted by Eric | April 4, 2008 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:10

So y'all think we should br... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So y'all think we should bring home all US soldiers from foreign nations? Should I start with the ones we left behind after D-Day?

54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:12

Oh, I wish I was at home ea... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh, I wish I was at home eating a big bag of potato chips.

55. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:15

"What's my "strategery", hu... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"What's my "strategery", huh? Oh, ha ha ha...never heard that one before."

56. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:15

"I can stand here and think... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Falze | April 4, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Falze:

"I can stand here and think about what to have for lunch for 5 minutes and the heads of Europe will still be breathlessly waiting for me say something. Yeah, lost the world's respect...right."

57. Posted by Falze | April 4, 2008 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:18

Swish swisher swisheree...g... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
914:

Swish swisher swisheree...gulp!..."50% alcohol 50% switchgrass juice!"

58. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:51

Pull My tie.... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
914:

Pull My tie.

59. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:52

Misunderestimated</p... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Porkopolis | April 4, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Misunderestimated

60. Posted by Porkopolis | April 4, 2008 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:53

Saint George.... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by COgirl | April 4, 2008 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
COgirl:

Saint George.

61. Posted by COgirl | April 4, 2008 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 10:58

Thought Bubble..."... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Thought Bubble...

"I've been over the calculations a million times. Hawkins is just plain wrong. The information lost during the final collapse of black hole isn't kept to the 11th string theory dimension. It MUST be caught in the event horizon.....What? What are they saying now!? God these clowns are stupid."

62. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:02

"SERENITY NOW!"... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"SERENITY NOW!"

63. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:02

I coulda had a V-8.... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I coulda had a V-8.

64. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 4, 2008 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:02

"I am sooooooo sick of this... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"I am sooooooo sick of this shit."

65. Posted by Faith+1 | April 4, 2008 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:03

~Ohh I wish I were an oscar... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
914:

~Ohh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner

That is what I truly wanna be

For if I were an oscar mayer weiner

All the world would be in love with Me~

66. Posted by 914 | April 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:04

Damn, most powerful man on ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by GarandFan | April 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Damn, most powerful man on the planet and I can't get it open either! Someone super-glued this cap on, didn't they?

67. Posted by GarandFan | April 4, 2008 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:04

My legacy, eh? Ummmmmmmm, t... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by CircusFreak | April 4, 2008 11:09 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
CircusFreak:

My legacy, eh? Ummmmmmmm, the war on terror, of course!

68. Posted by CircusFreak | April 4, 2008 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:09

"OK, if you folks really... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by iurockhead | April 4, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
iurockhead:

"OK, if you folks really want a missile defense system, I suppose I could work something out. I mean, if you really, really want it."

69. Posted by iurockhead | April 4, 2008 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:20

Bush surprised everyone at ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by John | April 4, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
John:

Bush surprised everyone at the summit when he suddenly broke into a medley of Broadway show tunes.

70. Posted by John | April 4, 2008 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:23

"I think I just crapped in ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 4, 2008 11:49 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

"I think I just crapped in my pants!"

71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 4, 2008 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:49

Where's Chuck Norris when ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by OutlawJoeC | April 4, 2008 11:52 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
OutlawJoeC:

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him ...

72. Posted by OutlawJoeC | April 4, 2008 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:52

Bush could hardly contain h... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bush could hardly contain his laughter knowing what would happen when the handfull of Mentos dropped into his soda.

73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 11:57

"Not even 5 minutes and I w... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Not even 5 minutes and I want to go John Bolton on their asses already."

74. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 12:07

Don't gag, do...not...gag. ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Timmer | April 4, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Timmer:

Don't gag, do...not...gag. I cannot believe these people don't bathe more often.

75. Posted by Timmer | April 4, 2008 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 12:12

Who do you guys think you'r... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Diana | April 4, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Diana:

Who do you guys think you're taking to? Mine is waaaaaay bigger that Putin's. That's why I drink so much water; it hydrates it and makes it bigger.

76. Posted by Diana | April 4, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 12:15

Swing low, sweet chariot,<b... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 4, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

77. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 4, 2008 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 12:25

Hmmm, so you guys are sayin... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by DaveD | April 4, 2008 12:42 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

Hmmm, so you guys are sayin' we admit them to NATO alphabetical order?

78. Posted by DaveD | April 4, 2008 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 12:42

If I had a hammerI'd... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jokers to the Left | April 4, 2008 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jokers to the Left:

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening - all over this land,

I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love, between all my brothers and sisters - all over this land.

Now Everybody!

79. Posted by Jokers to the Left | April 4, 2008 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:03

Ok! Ok! Let me try! <... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by brainy435 | April 4, 2008 1:04 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
brainy435:

Ok! Ok! Let me try!

"Hope."

"Change."

Did it work? Am I glowing?

80. Posted by brainy435 | April 4, 2008 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:04

If a tree falls down in the... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Democracy of One | April 4, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Democracy of One:

If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it then does it make a sound?

"Mmmmmm, yes, yes it does - cause there are lots of critters in the woods and they have ears, right?"

81. Posted by Democracy of One | April 4, 2008 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:19

"I just cannot believe</... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 1:40 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I just cannot believe that all 4 number 1 teams made it to the Final Four."

82. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 4, 2008 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:40

Serendipity doo dah... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Serendipity doo dah

83. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:46

"President Bush, if you mix... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"President Bush, if you mix milk and flour you get glue. If you add sugar and eggs you get cake. Where did the glue go?"

(apologies to Rita Rudner)

84. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:48

"I dunno, Laura answered th... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:49 PM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I dunno, Laura answered the last time the phone rang at 3:00 AM"

85. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 13:49

Who me? Oh, no; I wasn't ab... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:02 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Who me? Oh, no; I wasn't about to give anybody a surprise neck rub. No, sir!

86. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:02

You guys have been around t... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:08 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

You guys have been around the block. So, just hypothetically, mind you: how do you ask for, you know... a bathroom break?

87. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:08

Can't talk... pretzel stuck... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:11 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Can't talk... pretzel stuck in throat... must make this look... natural... Damn, this isn't a twist-off!!!

88. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:11

Uhhhhng... I guess that WA... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Uhhhhng... I guess that WAS a plastic turkey.

89. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:13

Hey, McCain! I got your "ca... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Hey, McCain! I got your "cap and trade" right here!

90. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:16

"Ummmm...this water's okay,... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by LaMedusa | April 4, 2008 3:17 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Ummmm...this water's okay, but I can think of something else that tastes a whole lot better."

91. Posted by LaMedusa | April 4, 2008 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 15:17

. . . am I a pearls kind o... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by starboardhelm | April 4, 2008 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
starboardhelm:

. . . am I a pearls kind of guy? Well, I don't know. But I can tell you that crying in self-pity on the campaign trail never worked so well for me.

92. Posted by starboardhelm | April 4, 2008 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 16:41

So I said to Putin, we're g... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 5:11 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

So I said to Putin, we're gonna put those missiles... hold on... ... ... ... ahhhhh. Now, as I was sayin'...

93. Posted by Korla Pundit | April 4, 2008 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 17:11

Do I ever think of Condi Ri... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Do I ever think of Condi Rice in "that way"?..... Well, yes!! Who else do you think is calling at 3 AM?

94. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 17:12

Where is Dick Cheney right ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Where is Dick Cheney right now? Hmmmm I don't know but I wish I was there with him. Even if he shot me in the face it would be a relief.

95. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 17:51

"How do I say 'All your ba... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"How do I say 'All your base belong to us' in Dutch?" "Basen belongen usen?"

96. Posted by itismedavid | April 4, 2008 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 17:54

Lord, why do these retards ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by twolaneflash | April 4, 2008 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Lord, why do these retards always look to the left for answers?

97. Posted by twolaneflash | April 4, 2008 6:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 18:36

David,I don't know about Du... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by the struggler | April 4, 2008 7:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the struggler:

David,I don't know about Dutch, but the ebonics version would be:

"All your damn base be belongin' to me and my homeboys fool. Word.

98. Posted by the struggler | April 4, 2008 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 19:53

"Should I open up this bott... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by the struggler | April 4, 2008 7:59 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
the struggler:

"Should I open up this bottle of WHOOP-ASS on these fools now or later when the lights go down."

99. Posted by the struggler | April 4, 2008 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 19:59

"Hmmm. If I had to choose ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by retired military | April 4, 2008 8:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"Hmmm. If I had to choose one of the following who would I choose: Helen Thomas, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews or Randi Rhodes.... Boy that is a tough question."

100. Posted by retired military | April 4, 2008 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 20:12

"Hmmm. If I had to choose o... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by retired military | April 4, 2008 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

"Hmmm. If I had to choose one of the following to do an interview with who would I choose: Helen Thomas, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews or Randi Rhodes....? Boy that is a tough question."

101. Posted by retired military | April 4, 2008 8:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 20:13

"uh.... 42?"... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"uh.... 42?"

102. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 20:39

"After the 'Alas, poor Yoke... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by SATerp | April 4, 2008 10:39 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
SATerp:

"After the 'Alas, poor Yokel' part, I dismember the rest..."

103. Posted by SATerp | April 4, 2008 10:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 22:39

"...and E.F. Hutton says...... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by SATerp | April 4, 2008 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
SATerp:

"...and E.F. Hutton says..."

104. Posted by SATerp | April 4, 2008 10:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 22:42

If I were any stupider, I'd... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Lon Spurlock | April 5, 2008 2:58 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Lon Spurlock:

If I were any stupider, I'd be your typical Wizbang commenter.

105. Posted by Lon Spurlock | April 5, 2008 2:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 02:58

*clicking heels*Ther... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by steamdragon | April 5, 2008 6:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
steamdragon:

*clicking heels*
There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

106. Posted by steamdragon | April 5, 2008 6:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 06:52

WWWD? ? ? ? ... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 5, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

WWWD? ? ? ?

107. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 5, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 09:01

What am I going to do after... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

What am I going to do after I leave office?
Hmm .... good question.
Fulfill my lifelong dream of being a blogger.

108. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 09:15

Indivisible?.......Nope,I C... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by radio free fred | April 5, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Indivisible?.......Nope,I Can Still See Him.

109. Posted by radio free fred | April 5, 2008 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 10:13

Beige. I think I'll paint ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Cowboy Blob | April 5, 2008 12:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Beige. I think I'll paint the Crawford guest bedroom beige.

110. Posted by Cowboy Blob | April 5, 2008 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 12:30

What am I going to do after... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

What am I going to do after I leave office? Hmmm .... good question. Pour a double vodka rocks, roll a fatty,
git in ma pickup, run over David Gregory's dog, then Keith Olbermann's cat. Afterwards .... I'm gonna throw a big party and you liberal b*tches ain't invited. Neener, neener, neener.

111. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 16:12

G r e a t e s t President e... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

G r e a t e s t President ever. I really like the sound of that.

112. Posted by Elmo | April 5, 2008 4:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 16:19

Who wants to arm wrestle?</... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 5, 2008 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who wants to arm wrestle?

113. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 5, 2008 7:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 5, 2008 19:52

Do they think I stupid enou... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Do they think I stupid enough to drink this?

114. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:21

The most powerful man on th... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

The most powerful man on the planet, and they want to play musical chairs!

115. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:29

How did Helen Thomas get in... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

How did Helen Thomas get in here?

116. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:31

I know they pissed in this ... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

I know they pissed in this bottle, so I'm going to switch it while they're not looking.

117. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:36

I'm about to stick this bot... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

I'm about to stick this bottle up one of these assholes.

118. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:54

Which one do I kill first?<... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Which one do I kill first?

119. Posted by twolaneflash | April 6, 2008 1:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 01:55

He didn't even take his soc... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Elmo | April 6, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

He didn't even take his socks off ... what a putz.

Who's my favorite Beatle wife? Yoko, Linda, Olivia, or Barbara .... man that's a tough question.

3.141592653589793238462643383279 ....

Man I still can't believe Mase didn't bust a cap in Ghostface's ass.

The Zombies sure were great ... I can't wait to get home and spin Odessey and Oracle.

Just wait until they get a whiff of that silent killer.

Hot Pockets .... nah I'll just get Laura to call Domino's.


120. Posted by Elmo | April 6, 2008 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 07:57

If I were any (stupider?) I... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

If I were any (stupider?) I would take advice from Lon Spurlock.

121. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 11:17

Thought bubble:"Lets... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Mark | April 6, 2008 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Thought bubble:
"Lets see, if we would have cut and run from WW II, these bastards would either be dead or speak German"

122. Posted by Mark | April 6, 2008 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2008 21:55

Update: <... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 7, 2008 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

123. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 7, 2008 1:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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