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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 4, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President George W. Bush talks with Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, second left, and Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, right, during a session with invitees, at the NATO Summit conference in Bucharest, Thursday April 3, 2008. The NATO allies agreed to put off a plan to put Ukraine and Georgia on track to join the alliance, but did invite Albania and Croatia to become members. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (123)

(Thought Bubble) Turn the b... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

(Thought Bubble) Turn the bottle cap to the left or right? ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:24

"George, was that you that ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"George, was that you that farted?"

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 4, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:25

"Let's see, just 7 more mon... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by zipity | April 4, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
zipity:

"Let's see, just 7 more months of this bullshit left to swallow, then I get my life back......."

3. Posted by zipity | April 4, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:27

Heads turn as George Bush a... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitch | April 4, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
smitch:

Heads turn as George Bush announces that he too is pregnant.

4. Posted by smitch | April 4, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:44

"I can no longer sit back a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Craig | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Craig:

"I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

5. Posted by Craig | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:46

Bush considers the reality ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Bush considers the reality of his future life in Crawford Texas. The brush cleaning, the mountain biking in 100 degree humidity.

Oh, the excitement...

6. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:46

Oh look - something shiny..... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Dave thA | April 4, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Oh look - something shiny...

7. Posted by Dave thA | April 4, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:48

Must restrain the fists of ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Brian The Adequate | April 4, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Must restrain the fists of death

8. Posted by Brian The Adequate | April 4, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 07:56

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Wa... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Washington, b*tch, and I'M still on the job!

9. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:01

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, pe... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Allium | April 4, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Allium:

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, people died. You guys got anything new to say?

10. Posted by Allium | April 4, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:04

All right. Who did an "Obam... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

All right. Who did an "Obama"?

11. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:06

Yeah, these Euro-loser only... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

Yeah, these Euro-loser only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

12. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:08

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected:

Yeah, these Euro-losers only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

13. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:09

"Yea... I guess I would lik... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Yea... I guess I would like to be a Pepper too."

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:15

"How Are Things in Glackimo... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by pibill | April 4, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
pibill:

"How Are Things in Glackimora? Is That Little Brook Still Weeping There?"

15. Posted by pibill | April 4, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:16

I should've worn my red pow... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 4, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I should've worn my red power tie.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 4, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:18

I can't tell you how intere... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

I can't tell you how interested I am in what the Norwegians have to say about military matters. The last time you guys won a military engagement was when you had helmets with horns on them. How's that whole rape and pillage strategy going for you guys these days?

And the Dutch have a long and storied military tradition too. Didn't you guys slow down the Germans for about 15 minutes on their way to the sea? If NATO ever needs tulips, we know right where to go.

17. Posted by fustian | April 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:19

W always slays them with hi... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

W always slays them with his pocket theremin routine.

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:22

"Righty tighty... Lefty loo... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Righty tighty... Lefty loosey"

19. Posted by rodney dill | April 4, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:26

Skandanavia. I know I've s... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Skandanavia. I know I've seen that on a map somewhere.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:27

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eat... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eaten all that lute fish.

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:31

President Bush takes a pens... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 4, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

President Bush takes a pensive moment to picture the brunette naked.

22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 4, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:32

And for my next trick, I wi... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And for my next trick, I will make Iran glow in the dark with just the press of a button...

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 4, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:33

Looks like I gave up the wr... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by JamesT | April 4, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
JamesT:

Looks like I gave up the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

24. Posted by JamesT | April 4, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:36

If you wanted someon... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 4, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: -12 (16 votes cast)
Adrian Browne:


If you wanted someone who could get the cap off you should have voted for someone with opposable thumbs.

25. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 4, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:41

President Bush tries to thi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Spence | April 4, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Spence:

President Bush tries to think up a scam as grand as Global Warming to keep his name in the headlines and fill his wallet after January.

26. Posted by Spence | April 4, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (14 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:42

"How do I tell the guy on m... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"How do I tell the guy on my left the comb over isn't hiding his sandtrap?"

27. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:45

"Has it occurred to you ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 4, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Has it occurred to you folks, that all your whining and moaning means the NEXT President will expect you to defend your countries and interests on your own, and you WON'T be able to expect us to come help you when the mullahs take over your countries?

"Just wondering..."

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 4, 2008 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (16 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 08:53

Damn, she's a hottie. Where... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JFO | April 4, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
JFO:

Damn, she's a hottie. Where's Clinton? This is the first time I really want some advice from him.

29. Posted by JFO | April 4, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:05

Calgon, take me away!</i... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Joel:

Calgon, take me away!

30. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:08

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Pull my finger.

31. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:10

"...then the bartender says... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Joel:

"...then the bartender says to the horse...um...uh...DAMN! forgot the punchline again!"

32. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:12

Mr. President....Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Mr. President....Mr. President....

33. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:12

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Joel:

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess two fingers behind your head. Now will you send more troops to Afghanistan?"

34. Posted by Joel | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:14

What does NATO mean anyway?... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

What does NATO mean anyway? Is it a word? What language is it?

35. Posted by Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic) | April 4, 2008 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:14

Bush thinking. "Today is Ap... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Mark L | April 4, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Mark L:

Bush thinking. "Today is Apri1 3rd. Inaugeration day is January 20. That means I am back at Crawford and done with dealing with this Euroweenies in how many more days? 27 more this month add 20 for January, and between May and December we have . . . ah . . do, the math George. You have an MBA now."

36. Posted by Mark L | April 4, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:16

Where is Cheney with his sh... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by al | April 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
al:

Where is Cheney with his shotgun when you need him?

37. Posted by al | April 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:18

"Would somebody please pull... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Matt | April 4, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
Matt:

"Would somebody please pull the string in his back so we can get this meeting started?"

38. Posted by Matt | April 4, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:31

"Then there was this time a... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by SideShowJane | April 4, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

"Then there was this time at band camp...."

39. Posted by SideShowJane | April 4, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:33

How much wood would a woodc... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Tango | April 4, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Tango:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

40. Posted by Tango | April 4, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 4, 2008 09:39

Why do birds suddenly appea... (Below threshold)