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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President George W. Bush talks with Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, second left, and Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, right, during a session with invitees, at the NATO Summit conference in Bucharest, Thursday April 3, 2008. The NATO allies agreed to put off a plan to put Ukraine and Georgia on track to join the alliance, but did invite Albania and Croatia to become members. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (123)

(Thought Bubble) Turn the b... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

(Thought Bubble) Turn the bottle cap to the left or right? ww

"George, was that you that ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"George, was that you that farted?"

"Let's see, just 7 more mon... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Let's see, just 7 more months of this bullshit left to swallow, then I get my life back......."

Heads turn as George Bush a... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Heads turn as George Bush announces that he too is pregnant.

"I can no longer sit back a... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Bush considers the reality ... (Below threshold)

Bush considers the reality of his future life in Crawford Texas. The brush cleaning, the mountain biking in 100 degree humidity.

Oh, the excitement...

Oh look - something shiny..... (Below threshold)

Oh look - something shiny...

Must restrain the fists of ... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Must restrain the fists of death

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Wa... (Below threshold)

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Washington, b*tch, and I'M still on the job!

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, pe... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, people died. You guys got anything new to say?

All right. Who did an "Obam... (Below threshold)

All right. Who did an "Obama"?

Yeah, these Euro-loser only... (Below threshold)

Yeah, these Euro-loser only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected... (Below threshold)

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected:

Yeah, these Euro-losers only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

"Yea... I guess I would lik... (Below threshold)

"Yea... I guess I would like to be a Pepper too."

"How Are Things in Glackimo... (Below threshold)
pibill:

"How Are Things in Glackimora? Is That Little Brook Still Weeping There?"

I should've worn my red pow... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I should've worn my red power tie.

I can't tell you how intere... (Below threshold)

I can't tell you how interested I am in what the Norwegians have to say about military matters. The last time you guys won a military engagement was when you had helmets with horns on them. How's that whole rape and pillage strategy going for you guys these days?

And the Dutch have a long and storied military tradition too. Didn't you guys slow down the Germans for about 15 minutes on their way to the sea? If NATO ever needs tulips, we know right where to go.

W always slays them with hi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

W always slays them with his pocket theremin routine.

"Righty tighty... Lefty loo... (Below threshold)

"Righty tighty... Lefty loosey"

Skandanavia. I know I've s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Skandanavia. I know I've seen that on a map somewhere.

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eat... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eaten all that lute fish.

President Bush takes a pens... (Below threshold)

President Bush takes a pensive moment to picture the brunette naked.

And for my next trick, I wi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And for my next trick, I will make Iran glow in the dark with just the press of a button...

Looks like I gave up the wr... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Looks like I gave up the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

If you wanted someon... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:


If you wanted someone who could get the cap off you should have voted for someone with opposable thumbs.

President Bush tries to thi... (Below threshold)
Spence:

President Bush tries to think up a scam as grand as Global Warming to keep his name in the headlines and fill his wallet after January.

"How do I tell the guy on m... (Below threshold)

"How do I tell the guy on my left the comb over isn't hiding his sandtrap?"

"Has it occurred to you ... (Below threshold)

"Has it occurred to you folks, that all your whining and moaning means the NEXT President will expect you to defend your countries and interests on your own, and you WON'T be able to expect us to come help you when the mullahs take over your countries?

"Just wondering..."

Damn, she's a hottie. Where... (Below threshold)
JFO:

Damn, she's a hottie. Where's Clinton? This is the first time I really want some advice from him.

Calgon, take me away!</i... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Calgon, take me away!

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Pull my finger.

"...then the bartender says... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"...then the bartender says to the horse...um...uh...DAMN! forgot the punchline again!"

Mr. President....Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Mr. President....Mr. President....

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess ... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess two fingers behind your head. Now will you send more troops to Afghanistan?"

What does NATO mean anyway?... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

What does NATO mean anyway? Is it a word? What language is it?

Bush thinking. "Today is Ap... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Bush thinking. "Today is Apri1 3rd. Inaugeration day is January 20. That means I am back at Crawford and done with dealing with this Euroweenies in how many more days? 27 more this month add 20 for January, and between May and December we have . . . ah . . do, the math George. You have an MBA now."

Where is Cheney with his sh... (Below threshold)
al:

Where is Cheney with his shotgun when you need him?

"Would somebody please pull... (Below threshold)
Matt:

"Would somebody please pull the string in his back so we can get this meeting started?"

"Then there was this time a... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

"Then there was this time at band camp...."

How much wood would a woodc... (Below threshold)
Tango:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why do birds suddenly appea... (Below threshold)

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you're near?

Close to you...

Hmm, John Kerry had a Chris... (Below threshold)

Hmm, John Kerry had a Christmas jaunt into Cambodia, Hillary had a Bosnian firefight, and all I have is this?

Poster boy for Autism Works... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Poster boy for Autism Works.

Okay, I like Brooke, but Da... (Below threshold)

Okay, I like Brooke, but David sure can belt out a song, boy this is a tough question. Oh no matter, maybe I won't admit that I even watch American Idol, wow...

How long have I been *deep* in thought? That guy in the back looks like he is ready to fall asleep. What did my dad do when this happened to him?


Oh that's right, he hurled!

"Holy Cow. And people call... (Below threshold)

"Holy Cow. And people call me stupid."

"What's my "stragegery", hu... (Below threshold)

"What's my "stragegery", huh? Oh, ha ha ha...never heard that one before."

Can you believe I am the sm... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Can you believe I am the smartest person in this picture?!

Cue fade out sound effect f... (Below threshold)

Cue fade out sound effect from Wayne's World

"Ya mean so it really is NE... (Below threshold)

"Ya mean so it really is NEW-CLE-AR?, who wooda thunk it?"

"If I was a democrat I gues... (Below threshold)

"If I was a democrat I guess I would vote for Obama, lord knows we don't need 'nuther bush."

I think... yeah. I just ha... (Below threshold)

I think... yeah. I just had an idea.

"Clowns to the left of me, ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right . . . just like Congress."

HMMMMMM...... (Below threshold)
Eric:

HMMMMMM...

So y'all think we should br... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So y'all think we should bring home all US soldiers from foreign nations? Should I start with the ones we left behind after D-Day?

Oh, I wish I was at home ea... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh, I wish I was at home eating a big bag of potato chips.

"What's my "strategery", hu... (Below threshold)

"What's my "strategery", huh? Oh, ha ha ha...never heard that one before."

"I can stand here and think... (Below threshold)

"I can stand here and think about what to have for lunch for 5 minutes and the heads of Europe will still be breathlessly waiting for me say something. Yeah, lost the world's respect...right."

Swish swisher swisheree...g... (Below threshold)
914:

Swish swisher swisheree...gulp!..."50% alcohol 50% switchgrass juice!"

Pull My tie.... (Below threshold)
914:

Pull My tie.

Misunderestimated</p... (Below threshold)

Misunderestimated

Saint George.... (Below threshold)
COgirl:

Saint George.

Thought Bubble..."... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Thought Bubble...

"I've been over the calculations a million times. Hawkins is just plain wrong. The information lost during the final collapse of black hole isn't kept to the 11th string theory dimension. It MUST be caught in the event horizon.....What? What are they saying now!? God these clowns are stupid."

"SERENITY NOW!"... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"SERENITY NOW!"

I coulda had a V-8.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I coulda had a V-8.

"I am sooooooo sick of this... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"I am sooooooo sick of this shit."

~Ohh I wish I were an oscar... (Below threshold)
914:

~Ohh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner

That is what I truly wanna be

For if I were an oscar mayer weiner

All the world would be in love with Me~

Damn, most powerful man on ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Damn, most powerful man on the planet and I can't get it open either! Someone super-glued this cap on, didn't they?

My legacy, eh? Ummmmmmmm, t... (Below threshold)
CircusFreak:

My legacy, eh? Ummmmmmmm, the war on terror, of course!

"OK, if you folks really... (Below threshold)
iurockhead:

"OK, if you folks really want a missile defense system, I suppose I could work something out. I mean, if you really, really want it."

Bush surprised everyone at ... (Below threshold)
John:

Bush surprised everyone at the summit when he suddenly broke into a medley of Broadway show tunes.

"I think I just crapped in ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"I think I just crapped in my pants!"

Where's Chuck Norris when ... (Below threshold)
OutlawJoeC:

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him ...

Bush could hardly contain h... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bush could hardly contain his laughter knowing what would happen when the handfull of Mentos dropped into his soda.

"Not even 5 minutes and I w... (Below threshold)

"Not even 5 minutes and I want to go John Bolton on their asses already."

Don't gag, do...not...gag. ... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

Don't gag, do...not...gag. I cannot believe these people don't bathe more often.

Who do you guys think you'r... (Below threshold)
Diana:

Who do you guys think you're taking to? Mine is waaaaaay bigger that Putin's. That's why I drink so much water; it hydrates it and makes it bigger.

Swing low, sweet chariot,<b... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

Hmmm, so you guys are sayin... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Hmmm, so you guys are sayin' we admit them to NATO alphabetical order?

If I had a hammerI'd... (Below threshold)
Jokers to the Left:

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening - all over this land,

I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love, between all my brothers and sisters - all over this land.

Now Everybody!

Ok! Ok! Let me try! <... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

Ok! Ok! Let me try!

"Hope."

"Change."

Did it work? Am I glowing?

If a tree falls down in the... (Below threshold)
Democracy of One:

If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it then does it make a sound?

"Mmmmmm, yes, yes it does - cause there are lots of critters in the woods and they have ears, right?"

"I just cannot believe</... (Below threshold)

"I just cannot believe that all 4 number 1 teams made it to the Final Four."

Serendipity doo dah... (Below threshold)

Serendipity doo dah

"President Bush, if you mix... (Below threshold)

"President Bush, if you mix milk and flour you get glue. If you add sugar and eggs you get cake. Where did the glue go?"

(apologies to Rita Rudner)

"I dunno, Laura answered th... (Below threshold)

"I dunno, Laura answered the last time the phone rang at 3:00 AM"

Who me? Oh, no; I wasn't ab... (Below threshold)

Who me? Oh, no; I wasn't about to give anybody a surprise neck rub. No, sir!

You guys have been around t... (Below threshold)

You guys have been around the block. So, just hypothetically, mind you: how do you ask for, you know... a bathroom break?

Can't talk... pretzel stuck... (Below threshold)

Can't talk... pretzel stuck in throat... must make this look... natural... Damn, this isn't a twist-off!!!

Uhhhhng... I guess that WA... (Below threshold)

Uhhhhng... I guess that WAS a plastic turkey.

Hey, McCain! I got your "ca... (Below threshold)

Hey, McCain! I got your "cap and trade" right here!

"Ummmm...this water's okay,... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Ummmm...this water's okay, but I can think of something else that tastes a whole lot better."

. . . am I a pearls kind o... (Below threshold)
starboardhelm:

. . . am I a pearls kind of guy? Well, I don't know. But I can tell you that crying in self-pity on the campaign trail never worked so well for me.

So I said to Putin, we're g... (Below threshold)

So I said to Putin, we're gonna put those missiles... hold on... ... ... ... ahhhhh. Now, as I was sayin'...

Do I ever think of Condi Ri... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Do I ever think of Condi Rice in "that way"?..... Well, yes!! Who else do you think is calling at 3 AM?

Where is Dick Cheney right ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Where is Dick Cheney right now? Hmmmm I don't know but I wish I was there with him. Even if he shot me in the face it would be a relief.

"How do I say 'All your ba... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

"How do I say 'All your base belong to us' in Dutch?" "Basen belongen usen?"

Lord, why do these retards ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Lord, why do these retards always look to the left for answers?

David,I don't know about Du... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

David,I don't know about Dutch, but the ebonics version would be:

"All your damn base be belongin' to me and my homeboys fool. Word.

"Should I open up this bott... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

"Should I open up this bottle of WHOOP-ASS on these fools now or later when the lights go down."

"Hmmm. If I had to choose ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Hmmm. If I had to choose one of the following who would I choose: Helen Thomas, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews or Randi Rhodes.... Boy that is a tough question."

"Hmmm. If I had to choose o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Hmmm. If I had to choose one of the following to do an interview with who would I choose: Helen Thomas, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews or Randi Rhodes....? Boy that is a tough question."

"uh.... 42?"... (Below threshold)

"uh.... 42?"

"After the 'Alas, poor Yoke... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

"After the 'Alas, poor Yokel' part, I dismember the rest..."

"...and E.F. Hutton says...... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

"...and E.F. Hutton says..."

If I were any stupider, I'd... (Below threshold)
Lon Spurlock:

If I were any stupider, I'd be your typical Wizbang commenter.

*clicking heels*Ther... (Below threshold)
steamdragon:

*clicking heels*
There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

WWWD? ? ? ? ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

WWWD? ? ? ?

What am I going to do after... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

What am I going to do after I leave office?
Hmm .... good question.
Fulfill my lifelong dream of being a blogger.

Indivisible?.......Nope,I C... (Below threshold)

Indivisible?.......Nope,I Can Still See Him.

Beige. I think I'll paint ... (Below threshold)

Beige. I think I'll paint the Crawford guest bedroom beige.

What am I going to do after... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

What am I going to do after I leave office? Hmmm .... good question. Pour a double vodka rocks, roll a fatty,
git in ma pickup, run over David Gregory's dog, then Keith Olbermann's cat. Afterwards .... I'm gonna throw a big party and you liberal b*tches ain't invited. Neener, neener, neener.

G r e a t e s t President e... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

G r e a t e s t President ever. I really like the sound of that.

Who wants to arm wrestle?</... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who wants to arm wrestle?

Do they think I stupid enou... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Do they think I stupid enough to drink this?

The most powerful man on th... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

The most powerful man on the planet, and they want to play musical chairs!

How did Helen Thomas get in... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

How did Helen Thomas get in here?

I know they pissed in this ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

I know they pissed in this bottle, so I'm going to switch it while they're not looking.

I'm about to stick this bot... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

I'm about to stick this bottle up one of these assholes.

Which one do I kill first?<... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Which one do I kill first?

He didn't even take his soc... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

He didn't even take his socks off ... what a putz.

Who's my favorite Beatle wife? Yoko, Linda, Olivia, or Barbara .... man that's a tough question.

3.141592653589793238462643383279 ....

Man I still can't believe Mase didn't bust a cap in Ghostface's ass.

The Zombies sure were great ... I can't wait to get home and spin Odessey and Oracle.

Just wait until they get a whiff of that silent killer.

Hot Pockets .... nah I'll just get Laura to call Domino's.


If I were any (stupider?) I... (Below threshold)
914:

If I were any (stupider?) I would take advice from Lon Spurlock.

Thought bubble:"Lets... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Thought bubble:
"Lets see, if we would have cut and run from WW II, these bastards would either be dead or speak German"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.




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