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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President George W. Bush talks with Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, second left, and Dutch Foreign Minister Maxime Verhagen, right, during a session with invitees, at the NATO Summit conference in Bucharest, Thursday April 3, 2008. The NATO allies agreed to put off a plan to put Ukraine and Georgia on track to join the alliance, but did invite Albania and Croatia to become members. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (123)

(Thought Bubble) Turn the b... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

(Thought Bubble) Turn the bottle cap to the left or right? ww

"George, was that you that ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"George, was that you that farted?"

"Let's see, just 7 more mon... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Let's see, just 7 more months of this bullshit left to swallow, then I get my life back......."

Heads turn as George Bush a... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Heads turn as George Bush announces that he too is pregnant.

"I can no longer sit back a... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Bush considers the reality ... (Below threshold)

Bush considers the reality of his future life in Crawford Texas. The brush cleaning, the mountain biking in 100 degree humidity.

Oh, the excitement...

Oh look - something shiny..... (Below threshold)

Oh look - something shiny...

Must restrain the fists of ... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Must restrain the fists of death

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Wa... (Below threshold)

Hey, it's 3:00am back in Washington, b*tch, and I'M still on the job!

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, pe... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Ya, Ya I know Bush lied, people died. You guys got anything new to say?

All right. Who did an "Obam... (Below threshold)

All right. Who did an "Obama"?

Yeah, these Euro-loser only... (Below threshold)

Yeah, these Euro-loser only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected... (Below threshold)

Doh! Missing "s". Corrected:

Yeah, these Euro-losers only talk smack behind his back. When W's there, they all know who's got the larger gentleman's area.

"Yea... I guess I would lik... (Below threshold)

"Yea... I guess I would like to be a Pepper too."

"How Are Things in Glackimo... (Below threshold)
pibill:

"How Are Things in Glackimora? Is That Little Brook Still Weeping There?"

I should've worn my red pow... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I should've worn my red power tie.

I can't tell you how intere... (Below threshold)

I can't tell you how interested I am in what the Norwegians have to say about military matters. The last time you guys won a military engagement was when you had helmets with horns on them. How's that whole rape and pillage strategy going for you guys these days?

And the Dutch have a long and storied military tradition too. Didn't you guys slow down the Germans for about 15 minutes on their way to the sea? If NATO ever needs tulips, we know right where to go.

W always slays them with hi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

W always slays them with his pocket theremin routine.

"Righty tighty... Lefty loo... (Below threshold)

"Righty tighty... Lefty loosey"

Skandanavia. I know I've s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Skandanavia. I know I've seen that on a map somewhere.

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eat... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh man, I wish I hadn't eaten all that lute fish.

President Bush takes a pens... (Below threshold)

President Bush takes a pensive moment to picture the brunette naked.

And for my next trick, I wi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And for my next trick, I will make Iran glow in the dark with just the press of a button...

Looks like I gave up the wr... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Looks like I gave up the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

If you wanted someon... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:


If you wanted someone who could get the cap off you should have voted for someone with opposable thumbs.

President Bush tries to thi... (Below threshold)
Spence:

President Bush tries to think up a scam as grand as Global Warming to keep his name in the headlines and fill his wallet after January.

"How do I tell the guy on m... (Below threshold)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"How do I tell the guy on my left the comb over isn't hiding his sandtrap?"

"Has it occurred to you ... (Below threshold)

"Has it occurred to you folks, that all your whining and moaning means the NEXT President will expect you to defend your countries and interests on your own, and you WON'T be able to expect us to come help you when the mullahs take over your countries?

"Just wondering..."

Damn, she's a hottie. Where... (Below threshold)
JFO:

Damn, she's a hottie. Where's Clinton? This is the first time I really want some advice from him.

Calgon, take me away!</i... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Calgon, take me away!

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Pull my finger.

"...then the bartender says... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"...then the bartender says to the horse...um...uh...DAMN! forgot the punchline again!"

Mr. President....Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

Mr. President....Mr. President....

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess ... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"OK, Maximator, I'll guess two fingers behind your head. Now will you send more troops to Afghanistan?"

What does NATO mean anyway?... (Below threshold)
Typical White Person(formerly Pretzel_Logic):

What does NATO mean anyway? Is it a word? What language is it?

Bush thinking. "Today is Ap... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Bush thinking. "Today is Apri1 3rd. Inaugeration day is January 20. That means I am back at Crawford and done with dealing with this Euroweenies in how many more days? 27 more this month add 20 for January, and between May and December we have . . . ah . . do, the math George. You have an MBA now."

Where is Cheney with his sh... (Below threshold)
al:

Where is Cheney with his shotgun when you need him?

"Would somebody please pull... (Below threshold)
Matt:

"Would somebody please pull the string in his back so we can get this meeting started?"

"Then there was this time a... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

"Then there was this time at band camp...."

How much wood would a woodc... (Below threshold)
Tango:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why do birds suddenly appea... (Below threshold)