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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 11, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., holds up her Pittsburgh Steelers jersey with Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato as she makes a campaign stop at the Allegheny County Jefferson Jackson Dinner at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Thursday, April 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (119)

Squat baby, I want to see t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: -8 (10 votes cast)
JA:

Squat baby, I want to see that ass up in the air!

1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20

Hillary presents a jersey t... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Hillary presents a jersey to the only voter in Pennsylvania that voted for her. ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20

As First Lady, I know the p... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
SteveC:

As First Lady, I know the pain of the blind side blitz...

3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:21

In another shame business d... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
JAT:

In another shame business deal, Hillary signs with the Steelers for $14.5 million. In 2009, Hillary will be the Steelers "Hidden Man."

4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23

Hillary number 7, Hillary n... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary number 7, Hillary number 7!!!

Hey, I thought it was only a three man race?

5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23

Whow! $45 bucks for this fa... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
JAT:

Whow! $45 bucks for this fake jersey! I could have gotten you one for half the price!

6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25

What position do you think ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

What position do you think I'd play, Dan?

Loose end...

7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25

I've been a Washington "Ste... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
fustian:

I've been a Washington "Stealer" for years now.

8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (19 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:26

Hillary tells another whopp... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
ken:

Hillary tells another whopper about being a little girl rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

or...

Hillary says that she always wants the Steelers to win except when they are playing her favorites... the Yankees.

9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:27

It's a PIASU.Pig I... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a PIASU.

Pig In A Steeler's Uniform!

10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:33

A SmArmy of One... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

A SmArmy of One

11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:34

I dreamed I was a Steeler i... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

I dreamed I was a Steeler in my Maidenform bra...

12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary cel... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary celebrates her superdelegate total. Developing.

13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35

"... and then I kicked the ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"... and then I kicked the Superbowl winning field goal... Yea, that's the ticket."

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:37

...because 'HE HATE ME' had... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...because 'HE HATE ME' had already been used.

15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:39

Hillary: "...and John Kerry... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hillary: "...and John Kerry promised to show me how to do the Lambert Leap."

16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:40

Hillary promises to do the ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary promises to do the same thing for the country that she did for Universal Health Care...

17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:42

I'm not wearing any underwe... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm not wearing any underwear Dan...

18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:44

The Steelers were humiliate... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Steelers were humiliated to learn that Hillary's lamp throwing prowess didn't carry over onto the gridiron.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:47

Frankly, Gus the field goal... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Frankly, Gus the field goal kicking mule has more attractive ankles.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:50

The number of states that I... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
al:

The number of states that I'll win if I get the Democratic nomination

21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:51

It was originally intended ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was originally intended as a gift for Sir Edmond Hillary, but since he never made it to Pittsburgh...

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

"In recognition of the lies... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
marc:

"In recognition of the lies told in the last week......"

23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

Hillary displays the Jersey... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary displays the Jersey of the Pittsburg Steeler she states her mother named her after. When confronted by reporters that noone named Hillary had ever played for the Steelers, she stated that he was a CIA spy who was undercover and had an assumed name to avoid sniper fire.

24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

It's third and long, and th... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

It's third and long, and there's sniper fire coming from the press box.

Who you gonna call?

25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:55

Hillary thought she could "... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary thought she could "improve" and "enhance" on the Icky Shuffle but it came out looking like the Soupy Shuffle.

26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:58

This photo will be kept in ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
hermie:

This photo will be kept in the archives and shown to Jets and Giants fans the next time Hillary is up for re-election.

27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:00

Hillary: "WOW, what a c... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary: "WOW, what a coincidence, the number matches the number of times Bill... um, well nevermind.

28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:01

Since we know you can't pla... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Since we know you can't play Tight End, how 'bout Punter

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:02

When hearing the word "Stee... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
marc:

When hearing the word "Steelers" Hillary broke into a cold sweat, with hands shaking, fired off a text message to Bill..

30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:04

Hillary wonders why no one ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary wonders why no one has ever seen Barack tossing around the old "pigskin"?

Not that he's a Muslim, or anything.

31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:05

This is not a submission fo... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

This is not a submission for the contest, this is just a gripe.

Speaking as a Republican living in Pittsburgh, I'd like to go on record as saying I am shocked and appalled at seeing Hillary's name on a Steeler's jersey.

That is so abso-frickin-lutely WRONG!!!

Cue the Dean Scream on my part...!deanscream

32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:09

You know, it isn't the firs... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know, it isn't the first Steelers jersey I've gotten. Once, when I was just a girl, I shared my Coke with Mean Joe Greene...

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 24 (26 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10

The sounds you just heard c... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
jim2:

The sounds you just heard came from Anthony Wright, Gary Anderson, Dave Trout, Merlyn
Condit, Warren Heller, and Zeher - some of them even turning over in their grave as they made it.

34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10

"He treats us like men. H... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Craig:

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:15

The Shrill Curtain... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Shrill Curtain

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26

As if I needed more reasons... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
guido:

As if I needed more reasons to hate the Steelers

37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26

Of course, now they'll need... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
guido:

Of course, now they'll need to change the spelling to SteAlers

38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:27

Come on, who's she trying t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Come on, who's she trying to kid? Everyone knows she's a big Lyin's fan at heart.

39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:36

From the Immaculate Recepti... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
guido:

From the Immaculate Reception to the Inaccurate Deception

40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:40

Operation Chaos phase two i... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: <