It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

Comments (119)
Squat baby, I want to see t... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: -8 (10 votes cast)
Squat baby, I want to see that ass up in the air!
1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: -8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20
2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Hillary presents a jersey to the only voter in Pennsylvania that voted for her. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20
3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
As First Lady, I know the pain of the blind side blitz...
3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:21
4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
In another shame business deal, Hillary signs with the Steelers for $14.5 million. In 2009, Hillary will be the Steelers "Hidden Man."
4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23
5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Hillary number 7, Hillary number 7!!!
Hey, I thought it was only a three man race?
5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23
6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Whow! $45 bucks for this fake jersey! I could have gotten you one for half the price!
6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25
7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
What position do you think I'd play, Dan?
Loose end...
7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25
8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
I've been a Washington "Stealer" for years now.
8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:26
9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Hillary tells another whopper about being a little girl rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
or...
Hillary says that she always wants the Steelers to win except when they are playing her favorites... the Yankees.
9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:27
10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
It's a PIASU.
Pig In A Steeler's Uniform!
10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:33
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
A SmArmy of One
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:34
12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
I dreamed I was a Steeler in my Maidenform bra...
12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary celebrates her superdelegate total. Developing.
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
"... and then I kicked the Superbowl winning field goal... Yea, that's the ticket."
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:37
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
...because 'HE HATE ME' had already been used.
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:39
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Hillary: "...and John Kerry promised to show me how to do the Lambert Leap."
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:40
17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Hillary promises to do the same thing for the country that she did for Universal Health Care...
17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:42
18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
I'm not wearing any underwear Dan...
18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:44
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
The Steelers were humiliated to learn that Hillary's lamp throwing prowess didn't carry over onto the gridiron.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:47
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Frankly, Gus the field goal kicking mule has more attractive ankles.
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:50
21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The number of states that I'll win if I get the Democratic nomination
21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:51
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
It was originally intended as a gift for Sir Edmond Hillary, but since he never made it to Pittsburgh...
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52
23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"In recognition of the lies told in the last week......"
23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52
24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Hillary displays the Jersey of the Pittsburg Steeler she states her mother named her after. When confronted by reporters that noone named Hillary had ever played for the Steelers, she stated that he was a CIA spy who was undercover and had an assumed name to avoid sniper fire.
24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52
25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
It's third and long, and there's sniper fire coming from the press box.
Who you gonna call?
25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:55
26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Hillary thought she could "improve" and "enhance" on the Icky Shuffle but it came out looking like the Soupy Shuffle.
26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 07:58
27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
This photo will be kept in the archives and shown to Jets and Giants fans the next time Hillary is up for re-election.
27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:00
28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Hillary: "WOW, what a coincidence, the number matches the number of times Bill... um, well nevermind.
28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:01
29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Since we know you can't play Tight End, how 'bout Punter
29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:02
30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
When hearing the word "Steelers" Hillary broke into a cold sweat, with hands shaking, fired off a text message to Bill..
30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:04
31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Hillary wonders why no one has ever seen Barack tossing around the old "pigskin"?
Not that he's a Muslim, or anything.
31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:05
32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
This is not a submission for the contest, this is just a gripe.
Speaking as a Republican living in Pittsburgh, I'd like to go on record as saying I am shocked and appalled at seeing Hillary's name on a Steeler's jersey.
That is so abso-frickin-lutely WRONG!!!
Cue the Dean Scream on my part...!deanscream
32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:09
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
You know, it isn't the first Steelers jersey I've gotten. Once, when I was just a girl, I shared my Coke with Mean Joe Greene...
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10
34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The sounds you just heard came from Anthony Wright, Gary Anderson, Dave Trout, Merlyn
Condit, Warren Heller, and Zeher - some of them even turning over in their grave as they made it.
34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10
35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:15
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
The Shrill Curtain
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26
37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
As if I needed more reasons to hate the Steelers
37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26
38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Of course, now they'll need to change the spelling to SteAlers
38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:27
39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Come on, who's she trying to kid? Everyone knows she's a big Lyin's fan at heart.
39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:36
40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
From the Immaculate Reception to the Inaccurate Deception
40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 11, 2008 08:40
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: <