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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 11, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., holds up her Pittsburgh Steelers jersey with Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato as she makes a campaign stop at the Allegheny County Jefferson Jackson Dinner at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Thursday, April 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (119)

Squat baby, I want to see t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: -8 (10 votes cast)
JA:

Squat baby, I want to see that ass up in the air!

1. Posted by JA | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20

Hillary presents a jersey t... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Hillary presents a jersey to the only voter in Pennsylvania that voted for her. ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | April 11, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:20

As First Lady, I know the p... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
SteveC:

As First Lady, I know the pain of the blind side blitz...

3. Posted by SteveC | April 11, 2008 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:21

In another shame business d... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
JAT:

In another shame business deal, Hillary signs with the Steelers for $14.5 million. In 2009, Hillary will be the Steelers "Hidden Man."

4. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23

Hillary number 7, Hillary n... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary number 7, Hillary number 7!!!

Hey, I thought it was only a three man race?

5. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:23

Whow! $45 bucks for this fa... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
JAT:

Whow! $45 bucks for this fake jersey! I could have gotten you one for half the price!

6. Posted by JAT | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25

What position do you think ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

What position do you think I'd play, Dan?

Loose end...

7. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:25

I've been a Washington "Ste... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
fustian:

I've been a Washington "Stealer" for years now.

8. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (19 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:26

Hillary tells another whopp... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
ken:

Hillary tells another whopper about being a little girl rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

or...

Hillary says that she always wants the Steelers to win except when they are playing her favorites... the Yankees.

9. Posted by ken | April 11, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:27

It's a PIASU.Pig I... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a PIASU.

Pig In A Steeler's Uniform!

10. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:33

A SmArmy of One... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

A SmArmy of One

11. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:34

I dreamed I was a Steeler i... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

I dreamed I was a Steeler in my Maidenform bra...

12. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary cel... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary celebrates her superdelegate total. Developing.

13. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:35

"... and then I kicked the ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"... and then I kicked the Superbowl winning field goal... Yea, that's the ticket."

14. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:37

...because 'HE HATE ME' had... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...because 'HE HATE ME' had already been used.

15. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:39

Hillary: "...and John Kerry... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hillary: "...and John Kerry promised to show me how to do the Lambert Leap."

16. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:40

Hillary promises to do the ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary promises to do the same thing for the country that she did for Universal Health Care...

17. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:42

I'm not wearing any underwe... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm not wearing any underwear Dan...

18. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:44

The Steelers were humiliate... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Steelers were humiliated to learn that Hillary's lamp throwing prowess didn't carry over onto the gridiron.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:47

Frankly, Gus the field goal... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Frankly, Gus the field goal kicking mule has more attractive ankles.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:50

The number of states that I... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
al:

The number of states that I'll win if I get the Democratic nomination

21. Posted by al | April 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:51

It was originally intended ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was originally intended as a gift for Sir Edmond Hillary, but since he never made it to Pittsburgh...

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

"In recognition of the lies... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
marc:

"In recognition of the lies told in the last week......"

23. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

Hillary displays the Jersey... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary displays the Jersey of the Pittsburg Steeler she states her mother named her after. When confronted by reporters that noone named Hillary had ever played for the Steelers, she stated that he was a CIA spy who was undercover and had an assumed name to avoid sniper fire.

24. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:52

It's third and long, and th... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

It's third and long, and there's sniper fire coming from the press box.

Who you gonna call?

25. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:55

Hillary thought she could "... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary thought she could "improve" and "enhance" on the Icky Shuffle but it came out looking like the Soupy Shuffle.

26. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 07:58

This photo will be kept in ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
hermie:

This photo will be kept in the archives and shown to Jets and Giants fans the next time Hillary is up for re-election.

27. Posted by hermie | April 11, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:00

Hillary: "WOW, what a c... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary: "WOW, what a coincidence, the number matches the number of times Bill... um, well nevermind.

28. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:01

Since we know you can't pla... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Since we know you can't play Tight End, how 'bout Punter

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:02

When hearing the word "Stee... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
marc:

When hearing the word "Steelers" Hillary broke into a cold sweat, with hands shaking, fired off a text message to Bill..

30. Posted by marc | April 11, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:04

Hillary wonders why no one ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary wonders why no one has ever seen Barack tossing around the old "pigskin"?

Not that he's a Muslim, or anything.

31. Posted by fustian | April 11, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:05

This is not a submission fo... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

This is not a submission for the contest, this is just a gripe.

Speaking as a Republican living in Pittsburgh, I'd like to go on record as saying I am shocked and appalled at seeing Hillary's name on a Steeler's jersey.

That is so abso-frickin-lutely WRONG!!!

Cue the Dean Scream on my part...!deanscream

32. Posted by SilentStorm | April 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:09

You know, it isn't the firs... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know, it isn't the first Steelers jersey I've gotten. Once, when I was just a girl, I shared my Coke with Mean Joe Greene...

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 24 (26 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10

The sounds you just heard c... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
jim2:

The sounds you just heard came from Anthony Wright, Gary Anderson, Dave Trout, Merlyn
Condit, Warren Heller, and Zeher - some of them even turning over in their grave as they made it.

34. Posted by jim2 | April 11, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:10

"He treats us like men. H... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Craig:

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

35. Posted by Craig | April 11, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:15

The Shrill Curtain... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Shrill Curtain

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26

As if I needed more reasons... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
guido:

As if I needed more reasons to hate the Steelers

37. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:26

Of course, now they'll need... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
guido:

Of course, now they'll need to change the spelling to SteAlers

38. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:27

Come on, who's she trying t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Come on, who's she trying to kid? Everyone knows she's a big Lyin's fan at heart.

39. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:36

From the Immaculate Recepti... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
guido:

From the Immaculate Reception to the Inaccurate Deception

40. Posted by guido | April 11, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:40

Operation Chaos phase two i... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Operation Chaos phase two is a go.

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:42

And for fullback, the Steel... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Mark L | April 11, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Mark L:

And for fullback, the Steelers have signed, "Thunderthighs" Clinton.

42. Posted by Mark L | April 11, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:49

"If you were going to give ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"If you were going to give the United States of America an enema, then you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania." --Bret Hart

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 11, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 08:50

In another huge campaign bl... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Falze | April 11, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Falze:

In another huge campaign blunder, Hillary Clinton is shown proudly accepting a customized Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. In Cleveland.

44. Posted by Falze | April 11, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:01

Hsu-less Hill... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hsu-less Hill

45. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:19

"Senator, we stole this ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Senator, we stole this for you from the Steelers organization, in the symbolic hope that there is still time for you to steal the nomination."

46. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:20

"...see, I told you all I w... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by billburz | April 11, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
billburz:

"...see, I told you all I was a Yankee Fan"

47. Posted by billburz | April 11, 2008 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:28

Winning isn't Everything, i... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Winning isn't Everything, it's the only thing.

48. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:30

Fourth and ten.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Fourth and ten.

49. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:32

Whao! I dont think Half a P... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 11, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Whao! I dont think Half a Peace sign is number one we we're looking for Senator!

50. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 11, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:41

Clinton subliminally reveal... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jim | April 11, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jim:

Clinton subliminally reveals her policy for winning the democratic nomination -- "Steal 'er"

51. Posted by Jim | April 11, 2008 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 09:47

Ummmm? pull My finger!... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
914:

Ummmm? pull My finger!

52. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:07

"Mr. Gorbachev, erect th... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
914:

"Mr. Gorbachev, erect that curtain!"

53. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:14

Damn it! Someone call the ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 11, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Damn it! Someone call the silk screeners, they printed the damn "L" on this jersey up-side-down.

54. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 11, 2008 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:19

In the race to paradise, on... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

In the race to paradise, only 69 virgins finished before Hillary. She was honored however, for Her Burkavision and tolerance of sexual deviants in and out of the oval office.

55. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:23

The biggest #1 draft bust i... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 11, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The biggest #1 draft bust in the history of the NFL and Washington.

56. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 11, 2008 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:29

Senator Clinton debuted her... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 11, 2008 10:34 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Senator Clinton debuted her new stump speech focusing on themes of leadership and teamwork by recounting her on-field heroics in the 1978 Super Bowl.

57. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 11, 2008 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:34

...Meanwhile in the spin ro... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Porkopolis | April 11, 2008 10:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

...Meanwhile in the spin room, demoted chief strategist Mark Penn was overheard giving the following off-the-record commentary to an AP reporter:

She has a better chance of making the team's first string than winning the nomination.

58. Posted by Porkopolis | April 11, 2008 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:40

Damn, slept with this guy a... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by mattn | April 11, 2008 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
mattn:

Damn, slept with this guy and all I got was a lousy T-shirt...

59. Posted by mattn | April 11, 2008 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:40

Another Picture Of Hillary.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by radio free fred | April 11, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Another Picture Of Hillary...Yawn....Someone Hand Me A Rice Cake.

60. Posted by radio free fred | April 11, 2008 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:43

Hillary: Number one in Pitt... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Chris G | April 11, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris G:

Hillary: Number one in Pittsburgh. Number two throughout the rest of the state.

61. Posted by Chris G | April 11, 2008 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:50

Oh look, it's got a stain o... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Dave thA | April 11, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Oh look, it's got a stain on it already...

62. Posted by Dave thA | April 11, 2008 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:54

"Let's turn the number of s... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | April 11, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Let's turn the number of superdelegates supporting you into a positive thing!"

63. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | April 11, 2008 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:54

Oh look! It's got a stain o... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Dave thA | April 11, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Oh look! It's got a stain on it already...

64. Posted by Dave thA | April 11, 2008 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:55

" Yes, I once was the quart... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 11, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

" Yes, I once was the quarterback for the Steelers."

65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 11, 2008 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 10:57

"Looks great at the beginni... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Looks great at the beginning, then fades at theend. Yup, I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan!"

66. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:08

Im not wearing a bra Dan..<... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Im not wearing a bra Dan..

67. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:16

... it'll only ever be true... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

... it'll only ever be true if Obama gets run over by a Jerome Bettis.

68. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:18

Hillary was clearly disappo... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Proof | April 11, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof:

Hillary was clearly disappointed! When they said, she'd receive a new jersey, she thought they said "New Jersey"!

69. Posted by Proof | April 11, 2008 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:20

Oh look, now it has 2 stai... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Oh look, now it has 2 stains on it...

70. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:22

"Thank You, thank You Dan! ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Thank You, thank You Dan! for immortalizing and recognizing the days of the week that Bill screwed around on Me."

71. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:30

He's hoping she rides witho... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 11, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

He's hoping she rides without a helmet too.
Kinda like offering a boat ride to Fredo.

72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 11, 2008 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:33

DU Caption:Karl Rove... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by MikeB | April 11, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MikeB:

DU Caption:
Karl Rove, master of deception and disguise, hands Hillary a jersey with an upside down 'L' on the back.

73. Posted by MikeB | April 11, 2008 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:36

"If you shave your armpits ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"If you shave your armpits you won't get those nasty stains."

74. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 11:51

Wow Dan, You really are a 7... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Wow Dan, You really are a 7.

75. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:00

"Okay, now these jerseys ar... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by DaveD | April 11, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Okay, now these jerseys are gonna show what order we're gettin' off the plane in the middle of all that sniper fire."

76. Posted by DaveD | April 11, 2008 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:10

... but Gandalf did not ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

... but Gandalf did not know that the Balrog had children. Seven children, and the seventh was the foulest of them all.

77. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:14

Hillary was presented the j... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by jbw | April 11, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

Hillary was presented the jersey after recollecting her account of almost trying out for the Steelers in the 1970's.

78. Posted by jbw | April 11, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:15

With Hillary under center, ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by john1v6 | April 11, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

With Hillary under center, the offensive line faces an ethical dilemma: Do their jobs and block? Or follow their hearts and let the defense come on through?

79. Posted by john1v6 | April 11, 2008 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:29

Seattle-ites finally have p... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Seattle-ites finally have proof that Super Bowl XL was rigged.

80. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:50

Dammit! I said I wanted the... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Dammit! I said I wanted the nuclear football!

81. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2008 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:52

But coach, Hillary is too p... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Ken McCracken | April 11, 2008 12:59 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ken McCracken:

But coach, Hillary is too predictable!

All her plays go to the left.

82. Posted by Ken McCracken | April 11, 2008 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 12:59

(Thread FYI: That ain't a "... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

(Thread FYI: That ain't a "7", kids. That's a "1". This is a "7")

83. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:03

Shoot.<a href="htt... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Shoot.

7

84. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:05

The Steelers 2008 Draft goe... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Steelers 2008 Draft goes horribly awry...

85. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:10

The Steelers' GM begins ret... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Falze | April 11, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

The Steelers' GM begins rethinking his draft strategy almost immediately after handing in his card. "Dang. Think it's too late to trade up for that Obama kid? Tell 'em we're willing to give up our first rounders for the next 4 years."

86. Posted by Falze | April 11, 2008 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:11

Mel Kiper gives the Steeler... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Mel Kiper gives the Steelers 2008 #1 draft pick an "F-".

87. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:16

The Steelers, realizing Bel... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 1:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Steelers, realizing Belichek made it to Super Bowls by cheating, decide to one up the Patriots.

88. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:58

"OK, she's lousy on Defe... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 1:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"OK, she's lousy on Defense, but we think she'd make a great leader on Offense. I mean, can you think of ANYONE she hasn't offended?"

89. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 11, 2008 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 13:59

Because she can stop runnin... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Because she can stop running backs with her mind....

90. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:01

Hillary smiles painfully wh... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Hillary smiles painfully when she realizes she and Dan were talking about different things when he said, "For 20 bucks base and 3 bucks a letter I can make you Number 1 in Pennsylvania!"

91. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:08

Damn Drummond, I was typing... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Damn Drummond, I was typing "Because no one is better at offending...." when your entry came in. Gotta work on the quick typing skills!

92. Posted by Faith+1 | April 11, 2008 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:15

Wait, I thought only the Ne... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 11, 2008 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SarahConnor2:

Wait, I thought only the New England Patriots endorsed cheaters.

93. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 11, 2008 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:28

With their new punter, the ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by john1v6 | April 11, 2008 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

With their new punter, the Steelers became virtually unstoppable. Opposing defenses just couldn't resist roughing the kicker.

94. Posted by john1v6 | April 11, 2008 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:54

The ultimate in mock drafts... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The ultimate in mock drafts.

95. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 14:57

Like you expected her to we... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 3:02 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Like you expected her to wear a Patriots jersey?

96. Posted by Peter F. | April 11, 2008 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 15:02

It surprised no one that Hi... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 3:20 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

It surprised no one that Hillary was the first pick in the Daft.

97. Posted by rodney dill | April 11, 2008 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 15:20

Front of jersey reads... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Front of jersey reads

"Just try and stain this one Bubba."

98. Posted by 914 | April 11, 2008 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 15:21

Hey Dick Cheney.. Guess how... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 11, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Hey Dick Cheney.. Guess how many fingers i'm holding up behind this Jersey!

99. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 11, 2008 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 16:29

Killjoy was here.... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 11, 2008 4:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Killjoy was here.

100. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 11, 2008 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 16:39

Hillary receives an officia... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Steve H. | April 11, 2008 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve H.:

Hillary receives an official T-Shirt commemorating all the time she actually told the truth!!

101. Posted by Steve H. | April 11, 2008 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 16:55

Hillary musters a brave smi... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by LaMedusa | April 11, 2008 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Hillary musters a brave smile, as even she realizes how easily upstaged she is by her name on a football jersey.

102. Posted by LaMedusa | April 11, 2008 5:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 17:53

Hillary "It's great that Pi... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miltary:

Hillary "It's great that Pittsburg has a football team. I wish that New York would get one. They do have a baseball team after all."


103. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 18:04

Hillary "You say that this ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miltary:

Hillary "You say that this jersey will survive a beating by a 300 pound lineman and protect me from sniper fire? Give me a dozen"

104. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 18:05

Hillary thought bubble "Oka... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miltary:

Hillary thought bubble "Okay it's wheelers, right? The Pittsburg Wheelers. No thats night right. Keelers? maybe. No. What was it? Bill said if I forgot the name of the team to just think of him. Stealers. Thats it the Pittsburger Stealers"

105. Posted by retired miltary | April 11, 2008 6:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 18:07

Hillary: Now if I could on... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by simik | April 11, 2008 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
simik:

Hillary: Now if I could only get some real Steelers to endorse me. . . .

106. Posted by simik | April 11, 2008 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 21:28

Pittsburgh announces the re... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Proof | April 11, 2008 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

Pittsburgh announces the replacement for the "Fridge"!

107. Posted by Proof | April 11, 2008 9:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 21:30

"Thanks for the jersey, I'v... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by smitty | April 11, 2008 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

"Thanks for the jersey, I've always been a Pittsburgh Packers fan."

108. Posted by smitty | April 11, 2008 9:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 21:49

In other news, 50,000 Steel... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 11, 2008 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SarahConnor2:

In other news, 50,000 Steelers' season ticket holders mysteriously cancelled their contracts.

109. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 11, 2008 9:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 21:50

Hillary: "When I dated Mean... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Smitty | April 11, 2008 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smitty:

Hillary: "When I dated Mean Joe Greene I used to wear his jersey."

110. Posted by Smitty | April 11, 2008 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 11, 2008 21:53

Hi Larry.... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by rodney dill | April 12, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hi Larry.

111. Posted by rodney dill | April 12, 2008 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 12, 2008 09:32

"...and we saved a RON MEXI... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by rodney dill | April 12, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...and we saved a RON MEXICO jersey for Bill."

112. Posted by rodney dill | April 12, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 12, 2008 09:34

Virulently undesirable twos... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 Millhouse Earbama | April 12, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914 Millhouse Earbama:

Virulently undesirable twosome.

113. Posted by 914 Millhouse Earbama | April 12, 2008 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 12, 2008 11:57

Grusome 2some......... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by 914 Millhouse Earbama | April 12, 2008 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914 Millhouse Earbama:

Grusome 2some......

114. Posted by 914 Millhouse Earbama | April 12, 2008 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 12, 2008 11:59

It doesn't matter who Hilla... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 12, 2008 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

It doesn't matter who Hillary gets to join her team, husband Bill seems intent on running out the clock and killing her drive.

115. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 12, 2008 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 12, 2008 14:20

This jersey shows how many ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Jack Rudd | April 13, 2008 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Rudd:

This jersey shows how many handguns I'm packing when I'm in church!

116. Posted by Jack Rudd | April 13, 2008 2:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2008 02:41

"Bill kept sayin' your numb... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by rodney dill | April 13, 2008 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Bill kept sayin' your number should be in the 70's or 90's but we decided to stick with just #1."

117. Posted by rodney dill | April 13, 2008 9:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2008 21:30

Yea it should fit, we start... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by rodney dill | April 13, 2008 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Yea it should fit, we started with Warren Sapp's size and widened the hips.

118. Posted by rodney dill | April 13, 2008 9:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 13, 2008 21:31

Update: <... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 14, 2008 1:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

119. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 14, 2008 1:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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