Like, for realz. Because, like, he's totally into, like, change and stuff. That's like, totally something, like, we can all, like, believe in.
Kardashian quickly explained that their dinner was anything but one-on-one: "It wasn't just him and I. I was at an event.""He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto," Kardashian said, probably trying to allude to Obama's "Change We Can Believe In" campaign slogan.
That's like, so, like, totally deep. Like.
I wonder, like, if Kim Kardashian could, like, point out one thing, like, that Barack Obama has, like, done in, like, the past ten years. Or if, like, she can explain, like, his association with, like, racist America-hating pastors, and, like, terrorists, and like, other, like, totally not hot people. But, like, how could we, like, ever expect, like, a deep thinker like Kim Kardashian, like, to think, like, about anything deeper than, like, "change". I mean, all she's, like, ever done is, like, have sex with a guy and, like, be Paris Hilton's, like, BFF.
But anyways, like, who cares? Obama is, like, so, like, totally hot right now. And that's like, totally, like, good enough for Hollywood.




Comments (26)
Nothing more valuable than ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by SPQR | April 24, 2008 4:34 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Nothing more valuable than an endorsement from someone famous for nothing at all other than her dead father being OJ's buddy.
Well, that and the sex tape of course.
1. Posted by SPQR | April 24, 2008 4:34 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 16:34
2. Posted by Chris G | April 24, 2008 4:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That is a dated photo. She needs to drive past her plastic surgeon's office and go chain herself to a treadmill.
2. Posted by Chris G | April 24, 2008 4:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 16:40
3. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 24, 2008 4:40 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Her voice carries in the Media. She represents only the best of the Liberal Elite!
3. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 24, 2008 4:40 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 16:40
4. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 24, 2008 4:43 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Cute, but stupid.
4. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 24, 2008 4:43 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 16:43
5. Posted by Ken McCracken | April 24, 2008 4:46 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
I like big butts and I cannot lie . . .
5. Posted by Ken McCracken | April 24, 2008 4:46 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 16:46
6. Posted by jpm100 | April 24, 2008 5:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So says Ken McCracken
6. Posted by jpm100 | April 24, 2008 5:29 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 17:29
7. Posted by GarandFan
| April 24, 2008 5:31 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Is this a great country or what? Where else could a big-boobed airhead make loads of money acting like a slut on television and be asked her political opinion? Like, totally wow, Kim.
7. Posted by GarandFan
| April 24, 2008 5:31 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 17:31
8. Posted by Peter F. | April 24, 2008 5:59 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I wonder if she has a Goodyear tattoo on her ass.
8. Posted by Peter F. | April 24, 2008 5:59 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 17:59
9. Posted by hobrother | April 24, 2008 6:01 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
like, wasn't Barak like, the guy she like, had pics out on umm.. the innernets with like, his rather large ebony "audacity" parked firmly in her umm.. junky trunk?
No wonder she like him.
9. Posted by hobrother | April 24, 2008 6:01 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:01
10. Posted by Mattnu | April 24, 2008 6:05 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Umm, who is this chick and why does anybody care?
10. Posted by Mattnu | April 24, 2008 6:05 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:05
11. Posted by Kim Kardashian | April 24, 2008 6:14 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama is as real as my breasts and ass
11. Posted by Kim Kardashian | April 24, 2008 6:14 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:14
12. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 6:19 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
She does have a thang for black dudes.
12. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 6:19 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:19
13. Posted by SteveC | April 24, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Well, he's got the trollop vote locked in.
13. Posted by SteveC | April 24, 2008 6:25 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:25
14. Posted by Faith+1 | April 24, 2008 6:54 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
She speaks? If I happen to catch her show on TV it's on mute. She's eye candy.
...and yes, I'd still hit it....even if I felt guilty about it later...
14. Posted by Faith+1 | April 24, 2008 6:54 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 18:54
15. Posted by Jo | April 24, 2008 7:31 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
That reminds me, has rape been legalized yet? Because Cameron Diaz told an Oprah audience back in 2004 that if people didn't vote (for Kerry) rape would become legal.
How did that work out?
15. Posted by Jo | April 24, 2008 7:31 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 19:31
16. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 7:32 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Faith+1,
Do you know what f'ing a fat chick and riding a mo-ped have in common?
16. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 7:32 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 19:32
17. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
They are both a whole lot of fun...until your friends see you doing it!!!
17. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2008 7:33 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 19:33
18. Posted by Gmac | April 24, 2008 8:16 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I wouldn't kick her out of bed but I'd make sure the duct tape was in place.
18. Posted by Gmac | April 24, 2008 8:16 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 20:16
19. Posted by Glenn | April 24, 2008 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Well, she does have a nice....head of hair. Makes her my guiding light on all things political. Obama's my man henceforth.
19. Posted by Glenn | April 24, 2008 8:42 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 20:42
20. Posted by Jim Addison | April 24, 2008 9:27 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama attracts an astonishing proportion of the dull-of-mind-and-slack-of-jaw vote in both sexes.
It's either that, or they slip something into the Obama supporters' Kool-Aid to dumb 'em down fast.
20. Posted by Jim Addison | April 24, 2008 9:27 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 21:27
21. Posted by Hal | April 24, 2008 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What an airhead. Butt...I do have a couple of questions. Was her butt born first and she grew around it or did she get that horrible disease where her blood became heavy and settled in her butt?
Great article, Cassy
21. Posted by Hal | April 24, 2008 9:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 21:34
22. Posted by Mitchell | April 24, 2008 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Armenian ass has entered the realm of Latin ass; J-Lo would be proud to be sporting that thing around town. Put a latern on that caboose.
22. Posted by Mitchell | April 24, 2008 10:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2008 22:53
23. Posted by jim2 | April 25, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was there, uh, text with this post?
23. Posted by jim2 | April 25, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:40
24. Posted by Rance | April 25, 2008 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So her publicist did a good job of getting her name in print, and you compounded it by adding her pictures. If you want to know "Who cares" the answer is you care. You devoted a whole article to something that was best ignored.
24. Posted by Rance | April 25, 2008 2:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 14:55
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 25, 2008 3:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"They are both a whole lot of fun...until your friends see you doing it!!!"
Pffft. My friends have seen do stupider things than that....ok, maybe not as stupid as this girl, but I don't consider her "fat". She's got curves in the right places and it is refreshing to see the "heroin-addict-waif-needs-to-eat-a-sandwich" look may be going out.
I like a woman with curves. This girl might be dumber than a rock, and there may be valid health concerns to not touch her with even an 11 foot pole, but I ain't gonna knock her looks.
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 25, 2008 3:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 15:10
26. Posted by Tammy | April 27, 2008 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, she's a beautiful skank with an ample ba-donk-a-donk. Yes, she's dumber than a bag of hammers. And yes, I did giggle so hard I peed just a little when I read she's endorsing Obama.
26. Posted by Tammy | April 27, 2008 10:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 27, 2008 22:22