Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Downcast supporters listen as Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama addresses a rally April 22. Hillary Clinton, buoyed by her win in the Pennsylvania primary, piled pressure on top Democratic Party officials who hold the key to her gripping White House feud with Barack Obama (AFP/File/Emmanuel Dunand)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "We know this picture wasn't taken at Obama's church..."

2) (Rickbert) - "Melissa, Tiffany, and Heather begin to lose Hope that those Abercrombie & Fitch guys will put in another appearance tonight."

3) (Tammy) - "Their reality checks just bounced."

4) (TheRealSwede) - "As with most college romances, Jennifer soon began to realize that the big 'O' was a poor substitute for a meaningful relationship."

5) (Big Mo) - "Did I shave my legs for this?"

6) (infidel) - "Like, I thought he'd be cuter with smaller ears in person."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian's winning entry. The next highest vote getter was:

(guido) - "The crowd shows it's disappointment that tonight's Kool-Aid offering is Sour Grape flavor."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (4)

CNN is reporting that John ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 28, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Adrian Browne:

CNN is reporting that John McCain's PIN is:

C I N D Y #

Posted on April 28, 2008 08:53

Did anyone comment that the... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Headzero | April 28, 2008 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Headzero:

Did anyone comment that the girl on the very far left (truncated) is holding her sign upside down?

Isn't that like semaphore for "distress" when you hold a "hope" sign upside down, or "status quo" when it is a "change" sign?

Posted on April 28, 2008 22:05

Thanks, Kevin.... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | April 28, 2008 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

fustian:

Thanks, Kevin.

Posted on April 28, 2008 22:24

...dumb very far left girl.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by moseby | April 29, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

moseby:

...dumb very far left girl...

Posted on April 29, 2008 08:29

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