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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 2, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., center right, drives to the basket against the University of North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough during a basketball game in Chapel Hill, N.C., Tuesday, April 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Hey man! White men can jump... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JAT | May 2, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Hey man! White men can jump!

1. Posted by JAT | May 2, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:37

Floats like a butterfly and... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 10 (18 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Floats like a butterfly and stings like...a butterfly.

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (18 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:44

'He plays like a typical cr... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Yogurt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

'He plays like a typical cracker...'

3. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:47

Nevermind the air-balls, Ch... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nevermind the air-balls, Chris Matthews couldn't stop raving about Obama's grace, elegance, and dignity on the court.

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:47

I got skills...... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by robert | May 2, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
robert:

I got skills...

5. Posted by robert | May 2, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:49

Jump Poll... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Jump Poll

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:52

Obama's wicked skills were ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama's wicked skills were instrumental in leading the Globetrotters to their second ever defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals.

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:52

Airbama... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Eric | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

Airbama

8. Posted by Eric | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:53

'Who gave him the damned ba... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yogurt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

'Who gave him the damned ball again?! I'm not going back up to the mezzanine to get it again this time!'

9. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:53

Double drivel... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Double drivel

10. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:54

Errbama... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Errbama

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:55

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-Wish foundation rules - act like your trying really hard, let him get off some easy shots, then lift him up so he can dunk.

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:56

If he looks uncomfortable i... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he looks uncomfortable it's because each pair of his Air Jeremiah high-tops comes with two lefts.

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:01

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 2, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll

14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 2, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:03

sporting his new line of "A... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Faith+1 | May 2, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Faith+1:

sporting his new line of "Air Obamas" the Presidential candidate takes to the court....

15. Posted by Faith+1 | May 2, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:05

I am not a bigot. What I m... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I am not a bigot. What I meant to say was Barack could be taken for a Tar Heel.

16. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:06

Obama later recounted the t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama later recounted the time his grandmother didn't want to return to the court after being sharply elbowed by an aggressive rebounder - who just so happened to be black.

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:07

Obama really wanted to play... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama really wanted to play at Cameron Hall but decided there was too much Nifong baggage on the campus.

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:09

Obama's path to glory was c... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by the struggler | May 2, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
the struggler:

Obama's path to glory was cut off by a Rich White Guy.

19. Posted by the struggler | May 2, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:14

Caption contest after the j... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Headzero | May 2, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

Caption contest after the jump..............

20. Posted by Headzero | May 2, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:15

Denied... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Denied

21. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:16

The Left Handed Jump Shot O... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Left Handed Jump Shot Only Works In The Blue States.

22. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:26

Nothin' but nyet... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Nothin' but nyet

23. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:33

"Obama Supporters Were Disa... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Obama Supporters Were Disappointed When They Found Out That Micheal Jordan Was Not A Super Delegate."

24. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:42

Obama was denied by the typ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by WildWillie | May 2, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Obama was denied by the typical white, religious embrassing, gun toting, immigrant hating, basketball player. ww

25. Posted by WildWillie | May 2, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:50

Don't taze me bro!... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Allium | May 2, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Allium:

Don't taze me bro!

26. Posted by Allium | May 2, 2008 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:54

New this summer on the CW, ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JamesT [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JamesT[TypeKey Profile Page]:

New this summer on the CW, "The Wright Shadow."

27. Posted by JamesT [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:05

With her makeup and wig off... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by epador | May 2, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
epador:

With her makeup and wig off, Hillary rises to the occasion. She just wishes she'd remembered to shave...

28. Posted by epador | May 2, 2008 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:07

Obama finds a way to mak... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Obama finds a way to make his bowling score look relatively good

29. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:12

Phi Slamma Obama!... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Phi Slamma Obama!

30. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:37

*Typical* white men can't j... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer:

*Typical* white men can't jump.

31. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:39

If you block it, you're a r... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Don | May 2, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Don:

If you block it, you're a racist.

32. Posted by Don | May 2, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:41

From the sidelines: ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jennifer:

From the sidelines: Michelle Obama is proud for the first time in her marriage that Barry can play hoops. She wondered for a fleeting moment, if the team was allowing Barry leeway, because he was running for president, but quickly dismissed it.

33. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:42

Wright Men Can't Jump.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tim | May 2, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Tim:

Wright Men Can't Jump.

34. Posted by Tim | May 2, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:45

Taking notes from John Kerr... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Taking notes from John Kerry's football toss mishap on the runway, Barack vows to only be true to who is he.

(a typical white man that can jump)

35. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:46

Obama thought bubble "Wow I... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Obama thought bubble "Wow I need a cigarette after that shot!"

36. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:48

After disowning Rev. Wright... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by smitch | May 2, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
smitch:

After disowning Rev. Wright and therefore, the entire black community, Obama realizes his mad basketball skills no longer exist.

37. Posted by smitch | May 2, 2008 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:49

Obama falls ten points in t... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama falls ten points in the polls after "out-jumped by a white man" photo surfaces.

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:02

Shocking photo reveals Bara... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Shocking photo reveals Barack Obama still suffers under white man's oppression.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:07

Obama was trying to reach h... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by jbw | May 2, 2008 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

Obama was trying to reach his goal only to be stopped by a typical white person.

40. Posted by jbw | May 2, 2008 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:40

"Damn if those white genes ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Damn if those white genes don't stunt my jump."

41. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:47

Obama exhibits his fade awa... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by SideShowJane | May 2, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Obama exhibits his fade away move.

42. Posted by SideShowJane | May 2, 2008 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:03

Q. What do Air America and ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Porkopolis | May 2, 2008 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Q. What do Air America and Obama's Air Jordans have in common.

A. Multiple aborted take-offs.

43. Posted by Porkopolis | May 2, 2008 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:14

Keep that weak shit out of ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Weegie | May 2, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Keep that weak shit out of the paint, Stiff!

44. Posted by Weegie | May 2, 2008 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:30

Damn-we've got to replace t... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Damn-we've got to replace the rims again!

45. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:35

Wright-men can't jump!... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
David:

Wright-men can't jump!

46. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:36

After walking on water, Oba... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Roy | May 2, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Roy:

After walking on water, Obama demonstrates how he floats in mid-air.

47. Posted by Roy | May 2, 2008 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:50

Your in luck-guarding you i... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
David:

Your in luck-guarding you is Tyler Hans-bro.' I can't believe that human "charge-actor" has not flopped on the floor and claimed a foul. the only thing more fraudulent than BH Obama is the myth of the invincibility of "Tar Hole Nation." As Sam Cassell, put it, "it's a wine an cheese crowd," When they lose, it's time to head to head for the exits and whine. My greatest joy is listening to the whine-fest that is the Tar-Heel post game radio show after a loss-priceless! They lost a football game to UVA on a last second field goal about 10 years ago and the radio crew had the unmitigated gall to claim that the ball had passed under the goal post, then was blown back by a rogue zephyr wind which transported the ball back in front and then over the crossbar-they talked about that for two weeks! Listen-I went to Wake Forest and I've heard their whining and BS for 25 years-I grew up a Tar Heel fan but when I went to law school, I made a 180-everyone of them in my class acted like UNC was the equivalent of Harvard-it's a great school, but I ain't buying that! They are passionate about their school and rightly so, but I recognize BS when I hear it-I try my best to hate Duke worse every year, but I simply can't, as despicable as they are. Go Deacs!

48. Posted by David | May 2, 2008 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 11:51

Another typical white perso... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Another typical white person who is bitter, prevents Obama from reaching the goal.

49. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:07

"Jazz Hands, people! Jazz ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 2, 2008 12:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

"Jazz Hands, people! Jazz Hands!"

50. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 2, 2008 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:21

"What's that little twerp d... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"What's that little twerp doing binging that shit in here?"

51. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:41

Its tough to be the Mess... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Its tough to be the Messiah...when Your drawn to Jeremiah.

52. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:45

Hayward attempts to drive p... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Darby Shaw | May 2, 2008 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby Shaw:

Hayward attempts to drive past Salami at a recent Carver High School practice proving that half-white men cannot jump either.

53. Posted by Darby Shaw | May 2, 2008 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:55

The Oddity of Hoop... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by radio | May 2, 2008 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
radio:

The Oddity of Hoop

or

Drives Left; Shoots Left; Thinks Left

or

Game Summary: Obama No points; no blocks; no rebounds but he was present

or

His resume is as thin as his game

or

Hey, where's the finger holes in this thing?

or

Without his trusty teleprompter, Obama is transformed once again to Ordinary

54. Posted by radio | May 2, 2008 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 12:55

Obama is REEEE-JECTED, and,... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by GianiD | May 2, 2008 1:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GianiD:

Obama is REEEE-JECTED, and, and, in a related story, his weak layup gets blocked too!

55. Posted by GianiD | May 2, 2008 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 13:34

Ok, ok. So, white men can't... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by brainy435 | May 2, 2008 1:47 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
brainy435:

Ok, ok. So, white men can't jump, so I guess I can't. But then, that means black men CAN, so I guess I can. Hmmm...

Someone get me a family tree and a calculator!

56. Posted by brainy435 | May 2, 2008 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 13:47

He Got No Game... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

He Got No Game

57. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 13:59

Never trust a man who tucks... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Never trust a man who tucks his t-shirt into his sweat pants.

58. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 14:01

When asked for a comment, t... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by The Other JD | May 2, 2008 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Other JD:

When asked for a comment, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright sang, "If you play white folks, they jump like this, y'all..."

59. Posted by The Other JD | May 2, 2008 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 14:04

Err Jordan.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Proof | May 2, 2008 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Proof:

Err Jordan.

60. Posted by Proof | May 2, 2008 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 14:53

For the first time in her a... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Proof | May 2, 2008 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Proof:

For the first time in her adult life, Michelle Obama was proud to be an American! Glancing over at her husband playing basketball, she said: "Never mind!"

61. Posted by Proof | May 2, 2008 3:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 15:00

This is the cover picture ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 2, 2008 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

This is the cover picture to "The Audacity of a Dope", Obama's new book about his sorry attempts to single-handedly win the Presidency and beat the UNC Tarheels in 2008.

62. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 2, 2008 3:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 15:42

Lack of vertical leap...one... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by philw1776 | May 2, 2008 3:50 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
philw1776:

Lack of vertical leap...one more reason to throw typical white person Grandma under the bus

63. Posted by philw1776 | May 2, 2008 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 15:50

Barry signs a new $8M book ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by philw1776 | May 2, 2008 3:53 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
philw1776:

Barry signs a new $8M book contract for "The Audacity of Hoop"

64. Posted by philw1776 | May 2, 2008 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 15:53

Floating towards the goal, ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by _Mike_ | May 2, 2008 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Floating towards the goal, The Obamessiah demonstrates his power of levitation.

65. Posted by _Mike_ | May 2, 2008 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 15:55

When Wrighty meets Whitey a... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

When Wrighty meets Whitey all bets are off.

66. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 4:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:04

Obama: "This seemed a lo... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 4:24 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Obama: "This seemed a lot more fun before Hillary did that tomahawk slam!"

67. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:24

~Jeremiah was My preacher</... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 4:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

~Jeremiah was My preacher

Was a good friend of mine

Never ever heard a single word He said

But that Man was sure devine

Man was sure devine

Jeremiah to the world, all the boys and girls

Jeremiah to the fishes in the deep blue sea

Jeremiah has sure cooked Me~

68. Posted by 914 | May 2, 2008 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:30

John Kerry spends an aftern... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by moseby | May 2, 2008 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

John Kerry spends an afternoon sailboarding

69. Posted by moseby | May 2, 2008 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:35

Clank.... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 2, 2008 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Clank.

70. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 2, 2008 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:48

Is Jeremiah his coach? No w... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 2, 2008 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Is Jeremiah his coach? No wonder he misses all those shots, he doesn't listen to him.

71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 2, 2008 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 16:58

A shot deferred is a shot d... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 5:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A shot deferred is a shot denied.

72. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 17:39

Airhead in AirJordans.... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Airhead in AirJordans.

73. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:06

The Knicks are getting desp... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Knicks are getting desperate.

74. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:11

"This Lay-Ups For Votes is ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"This Lay-Ups For Votes is soooooo much better than that Bowling For Votes idea...."

75. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:13

Barack Obama (D-League)... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by John | May 2, 2008 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Barack Obama (D-League)

76. Posted by John | May 2, 2008 6:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:14

Obama really wanted to shoo... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama really wanted to shoot hoops with the Blue Devils but knew it was out of the question cause he was already tag as an "elitist."

77. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:17

In his final act before bei... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

In his final act before being fired, former Knicks coach Isiah Thomas' unveiled his secret 2007 #1 Draft pick.

78. Posted by Peter F. | May 2, 2008 6:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 18:21

Does this mean we have to w... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Nylda | May 2, 2008 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Does this mean we have to watch Hillary in a pick up game against the Lady Tar Heels?

79. Posted by Nylda | May 2, 2008 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 19:14

Another GUTTER-BALL??????</... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Masonn | May 2, 2008 7:36 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Masonn:

Another GUTTER-BALL??????

80. Posted by Masonn | May 2, 2008 7:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 19:36

Jesse Jackson proclaims thi... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by retired military | May 2, 2008 7:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Jesse Jackson proclaims this as proof that the white man is trying to put Obama down yet again.

81. Posted by retired military | May 2, 2008 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 19:53

Isn't he with the Chicago B... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by fustian | May 3, 2008 12:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Isn't he with the Chicago Bullshit?

82. Posted by fustian | May 3, 2008 12:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 00:08

Stuffed by Dennis Kucinich.... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by fustian | May 3, 2008 12:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Stuffed by Dennis Kucinich.

There goes the street cred...

83. Posted by fustian | May 3, 2008 12:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 00:11

Obama: Too elitist for a un... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Jim Gags | May 3, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jim Gags:

Obama: Too elitist for a uniform!

84. Posted by Jim Gags | May 3, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 07:48

Finding the words of Revere... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Gmac | May 3, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Finding the words of Reverend Jeremiah Wright a bit heavy Barry O discovers that white men can reject his best attempts at flying high.

85. Posted by Gmac | May 3, 2008 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 10:48

"How come nobody else is tr... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Rick13 | May 3, 2008 12:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13:

"How come nobody else is trying to block this guy? Come on guys, help me out here!"

86. Posted by Rick13 | May 3, 2008 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 12:21

All right...who painted thi... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Denise | May 3, 2008 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denise:

All right...who painted this bleeping bowling ball orange??

87. Posted by Denise | May 3, 2008 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2008 21:15

Obama's move is now well kn... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by LaMano | May 4, 2008 2:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMano:

Obama's move is now well known; fake right and drive hard left.

88. Posted by LaMano | May 4, 2008 2:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 02:24

Back to School 2: Politics ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Anthony | May 4, 2008 3:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anthony:

Back to School 2: Politics n' The Hood

89. Posted by Anthony | May 4, 2008 3:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 03:08

Obama isn't wearing white o... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama isn't wearing white or blue jerseys because he transcends "team".

And Obama's baskets count for everybody.

90. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 08:40

All dribble and no shot.</p... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

All dribble and no shot.

91. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 08:43

Nothin' but air.... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Nothin' but air.

92. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 08:45

Obama's Grandmother taught ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama's Grandmother taught him to never drive on the black players...

93. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 09:18

For an agent of change, Oba... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

For an agent of change, Obama sure has a lousy jump shot...

94. Posted by fustian | May 4, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 09:20

(Hillary doing her best Dic... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by vader06 | May 4, 2008 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
vader06:

(Hillary doing her best Dick Vitale impression:
"The diaper dandy gets rejected baby! The party faithful are going wild at the Dean Dome!"

95. Posted by vader06 | May 4, 2008 8:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2008 20:51

Update: <... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2008 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

96. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 5, 2008 1:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 5, 2008 01:32




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