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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., center right, drives to the basket against the University of North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough during a basketball game in Chapel Hill, N.C., Tuesday, April 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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Hey man! White men can jump... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Hey man! White men can jump!

Floats like a butterfly and... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Floats like a butterfly and stings like...a butterfly.

'He plays like a typical cr... (Below threshold)
Yogurt Author Profile Page:

'He plays like a typical cracker...'

Nevermind the air-balls, Ch... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nevermind the air-balls, Chris Matthews couldn't stop raving about Obama's grace, elegance, and dignity on the court.

I got skills...... (Below threshold)
robert:

I got skills...

Jump Poll... (Below threshold)

Jump Poll

Obama's wicked skills were ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama's wicked skills were instrumental in leading the Globetrotters to their second ever defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals.

Airbama... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Airbama

'Who gave him the damned ba... (Below threshold)
Yogurt Author Profile Page:

'Who gave him the damned ball again?! I'm not going back up to the mezzanine to get it again this time!'

Double drivel... (Below threshold)

Double drivel

Errbama... (Below threshold)

Errbama

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-Wish foundation rules - act like your trying really hard, let him get off some easy shots, then lift him up so he can dunk.

If he looks uncomfortable i... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he looks uncomfortable it's because each pair of his Air Jeremiah high-tops comes with two lefts.

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll

sporting his new line of "A... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

sporting his new line of "Air Obamas" the Presidential candidate takes to the court....

I am not a bigot. What I m... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I am not a bigot. What I meant to say was Barack could be taken for a Tar Heel.

Obama later recounted the t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama later recounted the time his grandmother didn't want to return to the court after being sharply elbowed by an aggressive rebounder - who just so happened to be black.

Obama really wanted to play... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama really wanted to play at Cameron Hall but decided there was too much Nifong baggage on the campus.

Obama's path to glory was c... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Obama's path to glory was cut off by a Rich White Guy.

Caption contest after the j... (Below threshold)
Headzero:

Caption contest after the jump..............

Denied... (Below threshold)

Denied

The Left Handed Jump Shot O... (Below threshold)

The Left Handed Jump Shot Only Works In The Blue States.

Nothin' but nyet... (Below threshold)

Nothin' but nyet

"Obama Supporters Were Disa... (Below threshold)

"Obama Supporters Were Disappointed When They Found Out That Micheal Jordan Was Not A Super Delegate."

Obama was denied by the typ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Obama was denied by the typical white, religious embrassing, gun toting, immigrant hating, basketball player. ww

Don't taze me bro!... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Don't taze me bro!

New this summer on the CW, ... (Below threshold)
JamesT Author Profile Page:

New this summer on the CW, "The Wright Shadow."

With her makeup and wig off... (Below threshold)
epador:

With her makeup and wig off, Hillary rises to the occasion. She just wishes she'd remembered to shave...

Obama finds a way to mak... (Below threshold)

Obama finds a way to make his bowling score look relatively good

Phi Slamma Obama!... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Phi Slamma Obama!

*Typical* white men can't j... (Below threshold)

*Typical* white men can't jump.

If you block it, you're a r... (Below threshold)
Don:

If you block it, you're a racist.

From the sidelines: ... (Below threshold)

From the sidelines: Michelle Obama is proud for the first time in her marriage that Barry can play hoops. She wondered for a fleeting moment, if the team was allowing Barry leeway, because he was running for president, but quickly dismissed it.

Wright Men Can't Jump.... (Below threshold)
Tim:

Wright Men Can't Jump.

Taking notes from John Kerr... (Below threshold)

Taking notes from John Kerry's football toss mishap on the runway, Barack vows to only be true to who is he.

(a typical white man that can jump)

Obama thought bubble "Wow I... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Obama thought bubble "Wow I need a cigarette after that shot!"

After disowning Rev. Wright... (Below threshold)
smitch:

After disowning Rev. Wright and therefore, the entire black community, Obama realizes his mad basketball skills no longer exist.

Obama falls ten points in t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama falls ten points in the polls after "out-jumped by a white man" photo surfaces.

Shocking photo reveals Bara... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Shocking photo reveals Barack Obama still suffers under white man's oppression.

Obama was trying to reach h... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Obama was trying to reach his goal only to be stopped by a typical white person.

"Damn if those white genes ... (Below threshold)

"Damn if those white genes don't stunt my jump."

Obama exhibits his fade awa... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

Obama exhibits his fade away move.

Q. What do Air America and ... (Below threshold)

Q. What do Air America and Obama's Air Jordans have in common.

A. Multiple aborted take-offs.

Keep that weak shit out of ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Keep that weak shit out of the paint, Stiff!

Damn-we've got to replace t... (Below threshold)
David:

Damn-we've got to replace the rims again!

Wright-men can't jump!... (Below threshold)
David:

Wright-men can't jump!

After walking on water, Oba... (Below threshold)
Roy:

After walking on water, Obama demonstrates how he floats in mid-air.

Your in luck-guarding you i... (Below threshold)
David:

Your in luck-guarding you is Tyler Hans-bro.' I can't believe that human "charge-actor" has not flopped on the floor and claimed a foul. the only thing more fraudulent than BH Obama is the myth of the invincibility of "Tar Hole Nation." As Sam Cassell, put it, "it's a wine an cheese crowd," When they lose, it's time to head to head for the exits and whine. My greatest joy is listening to the whine-fest that is the Tar-Heel post game radio show after a loss-priceless! They lost a football game to UVA on a last second field goal about 10 years ago and the radio crew had the unmitigated gall to claim that the ball had passed under the goal post, then was blown back by a rogue zephyr wind which transported the ball back in front and then over the crossbar-they talked about that for two weeks! Listen-I went to Wake Forest and I've heard their whining and BS for 25 years-I grew up a Tar Heel fan but when I went to law school, I made a 180-everyone of them in my class acted like UNC was the equivalent of Harvard-it's a great school, but I ain't buying that! They are passionate about their school and rightly so, but I recognize BS when I hear it-I try my best to hate Duke worse every year, but I simply can't, as despicable as they are. Go Deacs!

Another typical white perso... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Another typical white person who is bitter, prevents Obama from reaching the goal.

"Jazz Hands, people! Jazz ... (Below threshold)

"Jazz Hands, people! Jazz Hands!"

"What's that little twerp d... (Below threshold)
914:

"What's that little twerp doing binging that shit in here?"

Its tough to be the Mess... (Below threshold)
914:

Its tough to be the Messiah...when Your drawn to Jeremiah.

Hayward attempts to drive p... (Below threshold)

Hayward attempts to drive past Salami at a recent Carver High School practice proving that half-white men cannot jump either.

The Oddity of Hoop... (Below threshold)
radio:

The Oddity of Hoop

or

Drives Left; Shoots Left; Thinks Left

or

Game Summary: Obama No points; no blocks; no rebounds but he was present

or

His resume is as thin as his game

or

Hey, where's the finger holes in this thing?

or

Without his trusty teleprompter, Obama is transformed once again to Ordinary

Obama is REEEE-JECTED, and,... (Below threshold)
GianiD:

Obama is REEEE-JECTED, and, and, in a related story, his weak layup gets blocked too!

Ok, ok. So, white men can't... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

Ok, ok. So, white men can't jump, so I guess I can't. But then, that means black men CAN, so I guess I can. Hmmm...

Someone get me a family tree and a calculator!

He Got No Game... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

He Got No Game

Never trust a man who tucks... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Never trust a man who tucks his t-shirt into his sweat pants.

When asked for a comment, t... (Below threshold)
The Other JD:

When asked for a comment, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright sang, "If you play white folks, they jump like this, y'all..."

Err Jordan.... (Below threshold)

Err Jordan.

For the first time in her a... (Below threshold)

For the first time in her adult life, Michelle Obama was proud to be an American! Glancing over at her husband playing basketball, she said: "Never mind!"

This is the cover picture ... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

This is the cover picture to "The Audacity of a Dope", Obama's new book about his sorry attempts to single-handedly win the Presidency and beat the UNC Tarheels in 2008.

Lack of vertical leap...one... (Below threshold)
philw1776:

Lack of vertical leap...one more reason to throw typical white person Grandma under the bus

Barry signs a new $8M book ... (Below threshold)
philw1776:

Barry signs a new $8M book contract for "The Audacity of Hoop"

Floating towards the goal, ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

Floating towards the goal, The Obamessiah demonstrates his power of levitation.

When Wrighty meets Whitey a... (Below threshold)
914:

When Wrighty meets Whitey all bets are off.

Obama: "This seemed a lo... (Below threshold)

Obama: "This seemed a lot more fun before Hillary did that tomahawk slam!"

~Jeremiah was My preacher</... (Below threshold)
914:

~Jeremiah was My preacher

Was a good friend of mine

Never ever heard a single word He said

But that Man was sure devine

Man was sure devine

Jeremiah to the world, all the boys and girls

Jeremiah to the fishes in the deep blue sea

Jeremiah has sure cooked Me~

John Kerry spends an aftern... (Below threshold)
moseby:

John Kerry spends an afternoon sailboarding

Clank.... (Below threshold)

Clank.

Is Jeremiah his coach? No w... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Is Jeremiah his coach? No wonder he misses all those shots, he doesn't listen to him.

A shot deferred is a shot d... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A shot deferred is a shot denied.

Airhead in AirJordans.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Airhead in AirJordans.

The Knicks are getting desp... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The Knicks are getting desperate.

"This Lay-Ups For Votes is ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"This Lay-Ups For Votes is soooooo much better than that Bowling For Votes idea...."

Barack Obama (D-League)... (Below threshold)
John:

Barack Obama (D-League)

Obama really wanted to shoo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama really wanted to shoot hoops with the Blue Devils but knew it was out of the question cause he was already tag as an "elitist."

In his final act before bei... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

In his final act before being fired, former Knicks coach Isiah Thomas' unveiled his secret 2007 #1 Draft pick.

Does this mean we have to w... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Does this mean we have to watch Hillary in a pick up game against the Lady Tar Heels?

Another GUTTER-BALL??????</... (Below threshold)
Masonn:

Another GUTTER-BALL??????

Jesse Jackson proclaims thi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jesse Jackson proclaims this as proof that the white man is trying to put Obama down yet again.

Isn't he with the Chicago B... (Below threshold)

Isn't he with the Chicago Bullshit?

Stuffed by Dennis Kucinich.... (Below threshold)

Stuffed by Dennis Kucinich.

There goes the street cred...

Obama: Too elitist for a un... (Below threshold)

Obama: Too elitist for a uniform!

Finding the words of Revere... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Finding the words of Reverend Jeremiah Wright a bit heavy Barry O discovers that white men can reject his best attempts at flying high.

"How come nobody else is tr... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"How come nobody else is trying to block this guy? Come on guys, help me out here!"

All right...who painted thi... (Below threshold)

All right...who painted this bleeping bowling ball orange??

Obama's move is now well kn... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

Obama's move is now well known; fake right and drive hard left.

Back to School 2: Politics ... (Below threshold)
Anthony:

Back to School 2: Politics n' The Hood

Obama isn't wearing white o... (Below threshold)

Obama isn't wearing white or blue jerseys because he transcends "team".

And Obama's baskets count for everybody.

All dribble and no shot.</p... (Below threshold)

All dribble and no shot.

Nothin' but air.... (Below threshold)

Nothin' but air.

Obama's Grandmother taught ... (Below threshold)

Obama's Grandmother taught him to never drive on the black players...

For an agent of change, Oba... (Below threshold)

For an agent of change, Obama sure has a lousy jump shot...

(Hillary doing her best Dic... (Below threshold)
vader06:

(Hillary doing her best Dick Vitale impression:
"The diaper dandy gets rejected baby! The party faithful are going wild at the Dean Dome!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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