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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 2, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., center right, drives to the basket against the University of North Carolina's Tyler Hansbrough during a basketball game in Chapel Hill, N.C., Tuesday, April 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (96)

Hey man! White men can jump... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JAT | May 2, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Hey man! White men can jump!

1. Posted by JAT | May 2, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:37

Floats like a butterfly and... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 10 (18 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Floats like a butterfly and stings like...a butterfly.

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (18 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:44

'He plays like a typical cr... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Yogurt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

'He plays like a typical cracker...'

3. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:47

Nevermind the air-balls, Ch... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nevermind the air-balls, Chris Matthews couldn't stop raving about Obama's grace, elegance, and dignity on the court.

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:47

I got skills...... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by robert | May 2, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
robert:

I got skills...

5. Posted by robert | May 2, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:49

Jump Poll... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Jump Poll

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:52

Obama's wicked skills were ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama's wicked skills were instrumental in leading the Globetrotters to their second ever defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals.

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:52

Airbama... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Eric | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

Airbama

8. Posted by Eric | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:53

'Who gave him the damned ba... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yogurt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

'Who gave him the damned ball again?! I'm not going back up to the mezzanine to get it again this time!'

9. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:53

Double drivel... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Double drivel

10. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:54

Errbama... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Errbama

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:55

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Okay everyone, it's Make-A-Wish foundation rules - act like your trying really hard, let him get off some easy shots, then lift him up so he can dunk.

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 07:56

If he looks uncomfortable i... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he looks uncomfortable it's because each pair of his Air Jeremiah high-tops comes with two lefts.

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:01

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 2, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll

14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 2, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:03

sporting his new line of "A... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Faith+1 | May 2, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Faith+1:

sporting his new line of "Air Obamas" the Presidential candidate takes to the court....

15. Posted by Faith+1 | May 2, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:05

I am not a bigot. What I m... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I am not a bigot. What I meant to say was Barack could be taken for a Tar Heel.

16. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:06

Obama later recounted the t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama later recounted the time his grandmother didn't want to return to the court after being sharply elbowed by an aggressive rebounder - who just so happened to be black.

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 2, 2008 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:07

Obama really wanted to play... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama really wanted to play at Cameron Hall but decided there was too much Nifong baggage on the campus.

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 2, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:09

Obama's path to glory was c... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by the struggler | May 2, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
the struggler:

Obama's path to glory was cut off by a Rich White Guy.

19. Posted by the struggler | May 2, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:14

Caption contest after the j... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Headzero | May 2, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

Caption contest after the jump..............

20. Posted by Headzero | May 2, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:15

Denied... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Denied

21. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:16

The Left Handed Jump Shot O... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Left Handed Jump Shot Only Works In The Blue States.

22. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:26

Nothin' but nyet... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Nothin' but nyet

23. Posted by rodney dill | May 2, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:33

"Obama Supporters Were Disa... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Obama Supporters Were Disappointed When They Found Out That Micheal Jordan Was Not A Super Delegate."

24. Posted by radio free fred | May 2, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:42

Obama was denied by the typ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by WildWillie | May 2, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Obama was denied by the typical white, religious embrassing, gun toting, immigrant hating, basketball player. ww

25. Posted by WildWillie | May 2, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:50

Don't taze me bro!... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Allium | May 2, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Allium:

Don't taze me bro!

26. Posted by Allium | May 2, 2008 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 08:54

New this summer on the CW, ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JamesT [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JamesT[TypeKey Profile Page]:

New this summer on the CW, "The Wright Shadow."

27. Posted by JamesT [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:05

With her makeup and wig off... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by epador | May 2, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
epador:

With her makeup and wig off, Hillary rises to the occasion. She just wishes she'd remembered to shave...

28. Posted by epador | May 2, 2008 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:07

Obama finds a way to mak... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Obama finds a way to make his bowling score look relatively good

29. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 2, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:12

Phi Slamma Obama!... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Phi Slamma Obama!

30. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:37

*Typical* white men can't j... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer:

*Typical* white men can't jump.

31. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:39

If you block it, you're a r... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Don | May 2, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Don:

If you block it, you're a racist.

32. Posted by Don | May 2, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:41

From the sidelines: ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jennifer:

From the sidelines: Michelle Obama is proud for the first time in her marriage that Barry can play hoops. She wondered for a fleeting moment, if the team was allowing Barry leeway, because he was running for president, but quickly dismissed it.

33. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:42

Wright Men Can't Jump.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tim | May 2, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Tim:

Wright Men Can't Jump.

34. Posted by Tim | May 2, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:45

Taking notes from John Kerr... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Taking notes from John Kerry's football toss mishap on the runway, Barack vows to only be true to who is he.

(a typical white man that can jump)

35. Posted by Jennifer | May 2, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:46

Obama thought bubble "Wow I... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Obama thought bubble "Wow I need a cigarette after that shot!"

36. Posted by Imhotep | May 2, 2008 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:48

After disowning Rev. Wright... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by smitch | May 2, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
smitch:

After disowning Rev. Wright and therefore, the entire black community, Obama realizes his mad basketball skills no longer exist.

37. Posted by smitch | May 2, 2008 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 09:49

Obama falls ten points in t... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama falls ten points in the polls after "out-jumped by a white man" photo surfaces.

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:02

Shocking photo reveals Bara... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Shocking photo reveals Barack Obama still suffers under white man's oppression.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 2, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:07

Obama was trying to reach h... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by jbw | May 2, 2008 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

Obama was trying to reach his goal only to be stopped by a typical white person.

40. Posted by jbw | May 2, 2008 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 2, 2008 10:40

"Damn if those white genes ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Damn if those white genes don't stunt my jump."

41. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 2, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down