It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
PS - I don't know who the kids are. A reader sent in the picture...
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Comments (112)
...but we're makin' a Caspe... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...but we're makin' a Casper The Friendly Ghost movie.
1. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:12
2. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Michael Jackson was here... but he 'sploded.
2. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:13 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:13
3. Posted by Craig | May 9, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My advice to you...(Dad) is to start drinking heavily."
3. Posted by Craig | May 9, 2008 7:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:13
4. Posted by WildWillie | May 9, 2008 7:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"He did it." ww
4. Posted by WildWillie | May 9, 2008 7:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:14
5. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I love you daddy.
5. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:15
6. Posted by vader06 | May 9, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
John McCain's campaign staff tries to whitewash his liberal Senate voting record...
6. Posted by vader06 | May 9, 2008 7:23 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:23
7. Posted by infidel
| May 9, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Sorry daddy, WE don't think Fox News is fair and balanced.
7. Posted by infidel
| May 9, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:24
8. Posted by OlafNunya | May 9, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Child Protective Services picked one heckuva time to look into the growing complaints from neighbors that Tommy and Dill Pickles' mother was indeed a crackwhore and slept through most of the day.
8. Posted by OlafNunya | May 9, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:25
9. Posted by radio free fred | May 9, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"White Toast."
9. Posted by radio free fred | May 9, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:29
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Then, ten seconds after dad got home, their butts were baboon red.
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:30
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now you see what happens when you piss off the guy who produces of Sesame Street.
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:34
12. Posted by SarahConnor2 | May 9, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In a show of solidarity, the two remaining Clinton supporters emphasize her new campaign theme.
12. Posted by SarahConnor2 | May 9, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:35
13. Posted by radio free fred | May 9, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Insanity Is Hereditary, I Got It From My Kids."
13. Posted by radio free fred | May 9, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:40
14. Posted by the struggler | May 9, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Scarfaces' children find the "Secret Stash".
14. Posted by the struggler | May 9, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:42
15. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 9, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You screwed up daddy... You trusted us."
15. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 9, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:43
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
But mom, he bet me I couldn't eat six pounds of Oreo filling and crap it all in a paint bucket.
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:43
17. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| May 9, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"If only the family had used a certified UNION painter, this mess could have been easily avoided...."
17. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| May 9, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:44
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why you never let Lindsey Lohan do splits in your living room.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:45
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I couldn't find the remote, and it was either watch Keith Olbermann or this.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 9, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:50
20. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Bama's right... Hillary does spew white venom.
20. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:54
21. Posted by Steve Gross | May 9, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Typical white kids!
21. Posted by Steve Gross | May 9, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 07:59
22. Posted by Lisa | May 9, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Happy Mothers Day! Do you like the card we made you?
22. Posted by Lisa | May 9, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:02
23. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 9, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"These are the pictures we took just before putting them up for adoption."
23. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 9, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:09
24. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 9, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We like to call this masterpiece "Sugar Rush".
24. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 9, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:24
25. Posted by Faith+1 | May 9, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Maybe now she won't notice the beer and hookers."
25. Posted by Faith+1 | May 9, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:31
26. Posted by Marty | May 9, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Another evening in the Matthews' household.
Child #1- MOM- DADDY'S PANTS EXPLODED AGAIN!
Child #2- Man, I hate it when he watches those Obama speeches.
26. Posted by Marty | May 9, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:32
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 9, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Looking at photos of other people's children.....the best method of birth control.....evah!!!
27. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 9, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:34
28. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"We're just agents of CHANGE Dad.....!"
28. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:40
29. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I did not share paint with that woman!"
29. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:41
30. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
This is when Dad became extra-Pro-Choice....and advocated abortion up until the fetus is 18 years old......
30. Posted by zipity | May 9, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:43
31. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"No we weren't gonna paint everything white... The swastikas were gonna be black."
31. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:52
32. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
"No Daddy he's Goddammit, I'm Jesus Christ."
(/obscure reference)
32. Posted by rodney dill | May 9, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 08:55
33. Posted by Mark L | May 9, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"But Daddy, Unca Teddy said we could apply for an NEA grant for body-painting an' get enough money to buy 100 Wii's."
33. Posted by Mark L | May 9, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:04
34. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 9, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
George Stephanopoulos and Paul Begala practice their whitewashing techniques prior to going on air at CNN.
34. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 9, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:23
35. Posted by epador | May 9, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mommy snaps one more loving picture of her demon spawn before Daddy gets home.
35. Posted by epador | May 9, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:26
36. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 9, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The children were left to throw toxic paint all over the room and into each others faces, but since Annie Liebowitz took the picture, the shot is tasteful art.
36. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 9, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:34
37. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama has a cunning plan to get white people to vote for him.
37. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:37
38. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | May 9, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CNN daycare issues whitewash to Dem. party imbeds-in-training.
38. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | May 9, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:39
39. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Someone left Chris Matthews on. The poor darlings must have been desperate.
39. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:43
40. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually...I think it goes with the sofa pretty well.
40. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2008 09:44
41. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Cruise had trouble with Thetans right from the beginning...
41. Posted by fustian | May 9, 2008 9:50 AM |
