Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was absolutely fabulous hit. Claims of sophmoricism aside, the entries were diverse and funny. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

From left, Ernie Frausto, Ricky Terry, Ben Holder, and Eric Shangle, all of San Francisco, dance as they celebrate California's supreme court decision on Castro Street in San Francisco, Thursday, May, 15, 2008. A huge crowd gathered in the Castro district to celebrate, after the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation's biggest state to tie the knot.(AP Photo/Darryl Bush)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Hey, big guy! Let's pretend I'm the press and you're Obama! Oh, baby!"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Practicing that peculiarly wide stanced dance step known as The Craig."

3) (lowmal) - "You may now sodomize the bride.."

4) (MagicalPat) - "Wow! It's like fifteen guys for every guy here!"

5) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "The only people dancing more feverishly were California's divorce lawyers."

6) (guido) - "Dirty Dancing - 2008. Nobody puts Brucie in a corner."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian's winning entry. In its place I offer up the best Indiana Jones caption, since that's the movie on the marquee in the photo.

(Magical Pat) - "Men without hair rejoice at the opening of 'Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Crystal Gayle'"

That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (3)

Thanks Kevin!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | May 19, 2008 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

rodney dill:

Thanks Kevin!

Posted on May 19, 2008 13:31

Dang, I should have bothere... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Daniel | May 19, 2008 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Daniel:

Dang, I should have bothered to vote... MagicalPat's was my favorite of those here. Well done all, though.

Posted on May 19, 2008 20:31

BWNED... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 20, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Lindy R. Dole:

BWNED

Posted on May 20, 2008 15:25

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