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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 23, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Good news: Burger King is hiring. Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (97)

Fast food, if the governmen... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Fast food, if the government ran it.

1. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:27

Burger King- Home of the Ha... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Tom | May 23, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom:

Burger King- Home of the Haitian mud cookie.

2. Posted by Tom | May 23, 2008 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:30

Giant mutant gophers are ta... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Giant mutant gophers are taking out fast food franchises all over town.

3. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:32

Congress closed down Burger... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Congress closed down Burger King because they were using too much "oil"...

4. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:33

Undersize me.... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 23, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Undersize me.

5. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 23, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:34

I was a pretty nasty divorc... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

I was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.

6. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:35

Doh! That was supposed to b... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Doh! That was supposed to be:
It was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.

7. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:36

Do you want dirt with that?... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Do you want dirt with that?

8. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:49

Bill Clinton's final restin... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Bill Clinton's final resting place. It was the only place where he was truly happy.

9. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 07:58

Ding! Dirt is doneDi... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
guido:

Ding! Dirt is done
Ding! Dirt is done
I gotta run, I gotta run
I work at Burger King, make flame broiled mudpies
I wear paper hats
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
Would you like a pick and spade with that?

10. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:00

It's a metaphor for Hillary... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a metaphor for Hillary's campaign, isn't it?
"Now hiring managers".

11. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:00

I don't know what it is, bu... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I don't know what it is, but the whopper tastes better here.

Maybe it's the minerals.

12. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:02

The new earth friendly Burg... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

The new earth friendly Burger King isn't doing as well.

13. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:04

Hold the compost, hold the ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
guido:

Hold the compost, hold the insects
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve serve dirt your way.

14. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:06

And, beginning in our 58th ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by GianiD | May 23, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GianiD:

And, beginning in our 58th state, government will eliminate fast food, for the common good. No word yet if Arugula Nation will bid on the property.

15. Posted by GianiD | May 23, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:11

Just moments before this ph... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
guido:

Just moments before this photo was taken, the Buger King CEO was overheard saying, "and you thought building on an ancient burial ground was wrong. We saved a fortune by just moving the headstones and AARRRRRGGHHHHHH....!!!! "

16. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:14

The fringe militia of the C... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 23, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

The fringe militia of the Chick-Fil-A cow army scores their first decisive victory.

17. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 23, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:14

The Obama America:... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 23, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

The Obama America:

Ever since liberals held majorities in each branch of government, they had made huge efforts to build international relationships by demanding we live as many in the other parts of the world.

Mexico is now building a fence to keep illegal's from crossing from the north seeking better living conditions.

18. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 23, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:16

Burger King was one of the ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Burger King was one of the first casualties when Obama put PETA in charge of the Food and Drug Administration.

19. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:16

And in other news, new Burg... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
guido:

And in other news, new Burger King chairman Barack Obama completed unconditional negotiations with rival McDonalds today......

20. Posted by guido | May 23, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:19

At open mic night, the Burg... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by BlogDog | May 23, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

At open mic night, the Burger King felt it deeply when he sang:
"In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt"

21. Posted by BlogDog | May 23, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:30

Obama policy headquarters: ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama policy headquarters: home of the whopper!

22. Posted by fustian | May 23, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:30

We've got some Mexicans com... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by the struggler | May 23, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the struggler:

We've got some Mexicans coming in to build your new Burger King.We should be serving sometime this afternoon.

23. Posted by the struggler | May 23, 2008 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:37

Amish Burger King.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 23, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Amish Burger King.

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 23, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:41

"The King was gone....but n... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Craig | May 23, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Craig:

"The King was gone....but not forgotten"

25. Posted by Craig | May 23, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:42

Every time I eat a whopper ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by WildWillie | May 23, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Every time I eat a whopper I get the runs. ww

26. Posted by WildWillie | May 23, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:45

"The '50s are back! Coming... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by zipity | May 23, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"The '50s are back! Coming soon, the bomb-shelter edition of Burger King! Courtesy the country of Iran and its leader Ahmed ImAdinnerjacket......Featuring nuke broiled burgers. And every kids meal comes with a Twelfth/Hidden Imam action figure."

27. Posted by zipity | May 23, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:49

Managers Heaven or Hell, ju... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Imhotep | May 23, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Managers Heaven or Hell, just depends on how you look at it.

28. Posted by Imhotep | May 23, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 08:52

President Obama's president... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Gmac | May 23, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

President Obama's presidential order calling for an immeadiate removal of fast food establishments was a defining moment in young Johnny's eyes as he knew someday, somewhere he would exact his revenge for the loss of his happymeal.

29. Posted by Gmac | May 23, 2008 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:02

Hmmm... Looks like the work... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hmmm... Looks like the work of Ronald's Insane Clown Posse

30. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:06

Hold the pickles,Hol... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce;
Implode the building,
It won't upset us.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:18

One look at the Islamabad B... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One look at the Islamabad Burger King and you just knew that somewhere, somehow an American had mistreated a Koran.

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:21

Everyone agreed the 'Mic... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 23, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Everyone agreed the 'Michelle Obama' store design was a flop, but her husband would not allow anyone to say so in public.

33. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 23, 2008 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:23

911: "What kinda building p... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

911: "What kinda building parts are missing?"
BK Manager: "Parts is parts."

34. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:26

"Don't raze me bro'"... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Don't raze me bro'"

35. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:27

If you build it, they will ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by epador | May 23, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

If you build it, they will come.

36. Posted by epador | May 23, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:27

The trap was set and baited... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The trap was set and baited, now the C.H.U.D.s only needed to wait.

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:29

...if Heath Ledger had been... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...if Heath Ledger had been Ronald McDonald...

38. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:29

*BEEP* "French Fries... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

*BEEP* "French Fries are done..."

39. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:30

Geez Zoidberg, I can't beli... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Geez Zoidberg, I can't believe you grew up here. Decapod 10 is a total dump.

40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:32

I liked that Burger King. ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by jpm100 | May 23, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

I liked that Burger King. Couldn't Bill told her it was over somewhere else?

41. Posted by jpm100 | May 23, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:34

Billy Mays discovers to his... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Proof:

Billy Mays discovers to his chagrin, that OxiClean dissolves more than just dirt!

42. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:35

Burger King's "mole friendl... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Joel | May 23, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Burger King's "mole friendly" franchise store was considered innovative in it's concept and design, but due to a poorly executed advertising campaign no moles ever applied for manager positions and the store didn't succeed.

43. Posted by Joel | May 23, 2008 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:36

BK buries its resturants in... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by The brain | May 23, 2008 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The brain:

BK buries its resturants in dirt to promote its new crossover fighting game "King vs. Dig Dug"

44. Posted by The brain | May 23, 2008 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:38

Oops! Blew that one! 'Sup... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Nylda | May 23, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Nylda:

Oops! Blew that one! 'Supposed to send the jobs to India, not the building.

45. Posted by Nylda | May 23, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:43

Modernization eventually st... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Modernization eventually stole The Shire's rustic charm.

46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:43

Well, yes, technically that... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by _Mike_ | May 23, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Well, yes, technically that counts as change.

47. Posted by _Mike_ | May 23, 2008 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 09:47

Hobbits is practically chic... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hobbits is practically chicken.

48. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:01

DRUDGEBREAKING: ABC's Th... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: ABC's The Mole reality TV show got off to a rocky start as one contestant, a former BK employee, was traced back to this store. Developing...

49. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:03

After the mandated removal ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tango | May 23, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

After the mandated removal of trans-fats, preservatives and high fructose corn syrups, Burger King was reduced to a compost heap.

50. Posted by Tango | May 23, 2008 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:09

Burger King, PETA style.</p... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by COgirl | May 23, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

Burger King, PETA style.

51. Posted by COgirl | May 23, 2008 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:14

See what happens whey you b... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Mattnu | May 23, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mattnu:

See what happens whey you ban corporations from hiring Illegal Aliens.

52. Posted by Mattnu | May 23, 2008 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:16

The healthiest Burger King ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by SarahConnor2 | May 23, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SarahConnor2:

The healthiest Burger King in America.

53. Posted by SarahConnor2 | May 23, 2008 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:37

Michael Moore's last wishes... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by John | May 23, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
John:

Michael Moore's last wishes were honored today at a burger-laying ceremony in Flint.

54. Posted by John | May 23, 2008 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:43

Burger King> For The People... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Burger King> For The People That Dig Fast Food.

55. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 10:55

Pull my whopper.... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 11:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Pull my whopper.

56. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:04

President Obama began his n... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by 2klbofun | May 23, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
2klbofun:

President Obama began his nation wide program to comply with the United Nations rulings on what Americans should and should not be allowed to eat.

57. Posted by 2klbofun | May 23, 2008 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:05

All that was ever recovered... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

All that was ever recovered of The King was his crown with a postit stating -- 'EET MOR CHIKKIN'

58. Posted by rodney dill | May 23, 2008 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:06

Hillary responds to questio... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by LaMedusa | May 23, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Hillary responds to questions about a picture of her projected idea toward better health care with a "Prevention" plan:

"Oh, but it is there. You're just not thinking fourth-dimensionally."

59. Posted by LaMedusa | May 23, 2008 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:11

Indiana Jones And The Pile ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Indiana Jones And The Pile Of Dirt.

60. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:19

The new eco-friendly Burger... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Joel | May 23, 2008 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

The new eco-friendly Burger King had a promising future until the rains came and the building materials dissolved.

61. Posted by Joel | May 23, 2008 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:19

Following the economic stra... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by TonyG | May 23, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TonyG:

Following the economic strategy of senate democrats Exxon-Mobil joins Burger King to drill for Whoppers

62. Posted by TonyG | May 23, 2008 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:23

A Good Vice Presidential Ca... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

A Good Vice Presidential Candidate Is Always The Last Place You Look

63. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:32

Do you want raunchy fries w... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 23, 2008 11:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Do you want raunchy fries with that dirtburger?

64. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 23, 2008 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:40

The Ground Breaking Of The ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Ground Breaking Of The Hillary Clinton Presidential Library

65. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:45

Wow! I thought only White C... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Laddy | May 23, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laddy:

Wow! I thought only White Castle had sliders!

66. Posted by Laddy | May 23, 2008 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:51

The King used a 'subprime l... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
jbw:

The King used a 'subprime loan' and defaulted.

67. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:56

The building was removed af... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

The building was removed after a lawsuit conducted in the 9th circuit found the steam from the fryer contributed to global warming and endangered the polar bears.

68. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 11:59

This Is Where They Buried T... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:00 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

This Is Where They Buried The T.V. Series "Chuck"

69. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:00

Upon hearing that the World... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Justrand | May 23, 2008 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Upon hearing that the World STILL felt that we were over-eating, President Obama ordered all Burger King restaurants razed.

70. Posted by Justrand | May 23, 2008 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:11

This Is The Corner Of "Goin... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

This Is The Corner Of "Going No Where" And "Done That."

71. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:15

What Nixon Should Have Don... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

What Nixon Should Have Done With The Tapes.

72. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:21

A Political Campaign Starte... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

A Political Campaign Starter Kit ( Just Add Water )

73. Posted by radio free fred | May 23, 2008 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:33

Burger King of the Hill... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by VagaBond | May 23, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Burger King of the Hill

74. Posted by VagaBond | May 23, 2008 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 12:44

Michael Moore always said t... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | May 23, 2008 1:04 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Michael Moore always said that whoppers made him flatulent -and then...

75. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | May 23, 2008 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 13:04

With all the money I spent ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Rick13 | May 23, 2008 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

With all the money I spent on this franchise, you'd think it would come with a building!

76. Posted by Rick13 | May 23, 2008 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 13:04

Plans for a British ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof:

Plans for a British Burger King franchise "in the underground" seems to have lost something in the translation!

77. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 13:39

Burger King's flame broiled... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Piso Mojado | May 23, 2008 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Piso Mojado:

Burger King's flame broiled product became the lastest casualty in AlGores Global Warming Scam as the carbon credit agency defaulted and left town with the money leaving BK holding the burlap bag and nothing but a huge hole.

78. Posted by Piso Mojado | May 23, 2008 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 15:38

In an effort to connect wit... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by marc | May 23, 2008 4:27 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
marc:

In an effort to connect with "common-folk" the Hillary campaign bus stops at Burger King to order a round of Whoppers.

Quicker than the teen at the drive-in widow can say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky," she hands the bus driver transcripts of every Hillary speech given in the last 2 years.

(Reuters later reports the teen was slipped a piece of paper containing an address and phone # to a Harlem, NY residence.)

79. Posted by marc | May 23, 2008 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 16:27

"... and in economic news t... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 23, 2008 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"... and in economic news today, Burger Kings new franchising campaign titled: 'Have It Your Way!', seems to be a bust..."

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 23, 2008 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 16:36

Do NOT fuck up the o... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 23, 2008 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Do NOT fuck up the order of He Who Walks Behind The Rows!

81. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 23, 2008 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 16:59

Future employer of Hillary ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Dodo David | May 23, 2008 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Future employer of Hillary Clinton's campaign managers

82. Posted by Dodo David | May 23, 2008 5:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 17:05

Dick Cheney told them to ho... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 5:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jbw:

Dick Cheney told them to hold the pickles and he got pickles. He gave them his definition of "shock and awe".

83. Posted by jbw | May 23, 2008 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 17:06

I noe can haz cheezeburgah?... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by matthew | May 23, 2008 5:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
matthew:

I noe can haz cheezeburgah?

84. Posted by matthew | May 23, 2008 5:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 17:23

They're here!... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 5:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

They're here!

85. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 23, 2008 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 17:40

Samwise Gamgee bought the B... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 23, 2008 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Samwise Gamgee bought the Bag End BK franchise; it took another week for the roof to grow in.

86. Posted by Cowboy Blob | May 23, 2008 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 17:56

Burger King and the Air For... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by PSGInfinity | May 23, 2008 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PSGInfinity:

Burger King and the Air Force are experimentally placing missile defense silos in residential areas...

87. Posted by PSGInfinity | May 23, 2008 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 18:04

Ronald McDonald has it his ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 23, 2008 7:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Ronald McDonald has it his way.

88. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 23, 2008 7:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 19:13

New York Mayor Michael Bloo... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 23, 2008 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg unvailed harsh new penalties for restaurants violating the city's ban on trans-fat.

89. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 23, 2008 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 19:16

ALL YOUR FAST FOOD ARE BELO... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 8:55 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Proof:

ALL YOUR FAST FOOD ARE BELONG TO US!

90. Posted by Proof | May 23, 2008 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 20:55

Good news: Burger King is h... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Jay Dean | May 23, 2008 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Dean:

Good news: Burger King is hiring.
Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?

91. Posted by Jay Dean | May 23, 2008 10:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 23, 2008 22:05

Hillary Clinton meeting vot... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by retired military | May 24, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary Clinton meeting voters at a Burger King told them that "God would send me a sign if he wants me to get out of the race."

92. Posted by retired military | May 24, 2008 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 24, 2008 10:14

"That is a Whopper with Fri... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by retired military | May 24, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"That is a Whopper with Fries and a large coke. Would you like some oars with that?"

93. Posted by retired military | May 24, 2008 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 24, 2008 10:15

In France, The first Burger... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 24, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

In France, The first Burger King was a fortified Bunker.

94. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 24, 2008 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 24, 2008 12:45

"Pile it up at Burger King"... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by drjohn | May 24, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Pile it up at Burger King"

95. Posted by drjohn | May 24, 2008 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 24, 2008 13:11

Self-deportation of illegal... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by twolaneflash | May 24, 2008 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Self-deportation of illegals has demolished the fast-food industry. Wait till it reaches your neighborhood.

96. Posted by twolaneflash | May 24, 2008 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 24, 2008 13:50

Update: <... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2008 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

97. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2008 2:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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