Surgeons had to cut 16 washers off of this guy's unit:
A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.
It was not clear how the situation arose.
The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.
Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.
Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment...
It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
Now, that's pathetic.
Comments (15)
I HAVE AN ALIBI.IN... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | June 2, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I HAVE AN ALIBI.
IN FACT, I HAVE SEVERAL.
Seriously... with the weight and whatnot, I strongly suspect he was more into "male enhancement" than self-gratification.
NOT that I'd know if it would even work...
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | June 2, 2008 12:44 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 2, 2008 12:44
2. Posted by Kim Priestap | June 2, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sure, Jay. Anything you say. ;)
2. Posted by Kim Priestap | June 2, 2008 12:49 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 2, 2008 12:49
3. Posted by WildWillie | June 2, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
At least he just used washers and not nuts. ww
3. Posted by WildWillie | June 2, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 2, 2008 13:19
4. Posted by ODA315 | June 2, 2008 1:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lock washers or flat?
4. Posted by ODA315 | June 2, 2008 1:29 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 13:29
5. Posted by ODA315 | June 2, 2008 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aren't washers used when the hole is too large for the bolt head......?
5. Posted by ODA315 | June 2, 2008 1:32 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 13:32
6. Posted by 1903A3 | June 2, 2008 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dang,well,I guess when sheep just wont do,you can always break out the ..hardware. :)
6. Posted by 1903A3 | June 2, 2008 2:00 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 14:00
7. Posted by Roy | June 2, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to know what fire brigade equipment they used.
7. Posted by Roy | June 2, 2008 2:01 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 14:01
8. Posted by Oyster | June 2, 2008 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, the man purported to have had a gerbil surgically extracted from his nether region was readmitted to the hospital today.
He had to have a mole removed.
[har har]
8. Posted by Oyster | June 2, 2008 2:06 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 14:06
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 2, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The man may well have thought long and hard..."
Seriously?
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 2, 2008 2:09 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 14:09
10. Posted by Benson | June 2, 2008 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was not clear how the situation arose."
Surely, you kid.
10. Posted by Benson | June 2, 2008 2:12 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 14:12
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 2, 2008 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This could have been a Darwin Award if he'd had to walk to the hospital during a lightning storm...
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 2, 2008 3:56 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 15:56
12. Posted by Scrapiron | June 2, 2008 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not the first and won't be the last idiot to do the same thing expecting a different result. News for the nuts out there, you aren't equiped so the fire rescue units can use the Jaws of Life. It's a one at a time die grinder operation while dozens of rescuer's take a break outside to roll on the ground laughing. A shampoo bottle up the rectum almost wrecked em to. Excuse, I didn't see it and sat down on it. Anyone interested in buying to golden gate bridge, I have it for sale.
12. Posted by Scrapiron | June 2, 2008 6:58 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 18:58
13. Posted by 914 | June 2, 2008 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
90 minutes? the scrapyard magnet would been much quicker and had the added bonus of posting the video on Utube to become famous..
13. Posted by 914 | June 2, 2008 7:51 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 19:51
14. Posted by infidel
| June 2, 2008 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lesson learned....do your research.
C**k rings are made of rubber.
Schmuck.
14. Posted by infidel
| June 2, 2008 9:16 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 21:16
15. Posted by hermie | June 2, 2008 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He didn't have a 'Lover's Lane' nearby, so he figured that 'Ace Hardware' was the next best thing...
15. Posted by hermie | June 2, 2008 9:30 PM |
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Posted on June 2, 2008 21:30