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Whatever Happened to the Blowup Doll?

Surgeons had to cut 16 washers off of this guy's unit:

A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.

It was not clear how the situation arose.

The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.

Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment...

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.

Now, that's pathetic.


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I HAVE AN ALIBI.IN... (Below threshold)

I HAVE AN ALIBI.

IN FACT, I HAVE SEVERAL.

Seriously... with the weight and whatnot, I strongly suspect he was more into "male enhancement" than self-gratification.

NOT that I'd know if it would even work...

J.

Seriously... with ... (Below threshold)
Seriously... with the weight and whatnot, I strongly suspect he was more into "male enhancement" than self-gratification.

NOT that I'd know if it would even work...

Sure, Jay. Anything you say. ;)

At least he just used washe... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

At least he just used washers and not nuts. ww

Lock washers or flat?... (Below threshold)
ODA315:

Lock washers or flat?

Aren't washers used when th... (Below threshold)
ODA315:

Aren't washers used when the hole is too large for the bolt head......?

dang,well,I guess when shee... (Below threshold)
1903A3:

dang,well,I guess when sheep just wont do,you can always break out the ..hardware. :)

I'd like to know what fire ... (Below threshold)
Roy:

I'd like to know what fire brigade equipment they used.

In other news, the man purp... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

In other news, the man purported to have had a gerbil surgically extracted from his nether region was readmitted to the hospital today.

He had to have a mole removed.

[har har]

"The man may well have t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"The man may well have thought long and hard..."

Seriously?

"It was not clear how the s... (Below threshold)
Benson:

"It was not clear how the situation arose."

Surely, you kid.

This could have been a Darw... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This could have been a Darwin Award if he'd had to walk to the hospital during a lightning storm...

Not the first and won't be ... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

Not the first and won't be the last idiot to do the same thing expecting a different result. News for the nuts out there, you aren't equiped so the fire rescue units can use the Jaws of Life. It's a one at a time die grinder operation while dozens of rescuer's take a break outside to roll on the ground laughing. A shampoo bottle up the rectum almost wrecked em to. Excuse, I didn't see it and sat down on it. Anyone interested in buying to golden gate bridge, I have it for sale.

90 minutes? the scrapyard m... (Below threshold)
914:

90 minutes? the scrapyard magnet would been much quicker and had the added bonus of posting the video on Utube to become famous..

Lesson learned....do your r... (Below threshold)

Lesson learned....do your research.
C**k rings are made of rubber.
Schmuck.

He didn't have a 'Lover's L... (Below threshold)
hermie:

He didn't have a 'Lover's Lane' nearby, so he figured that 'Ace Hardware' was the next best thing...




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