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Life in Florida III

Some quick stuff from around the state of Florida

The Botox bandit or Pay before we pump- Silly me, I would think plastic surgery patients would pay up front before having their procedures done.

Mourning South Florida style- Pallbearer shoots neighbor in the buttocks.

Read No Evil- Parents in Panama City get book by award winning author banned due to its use of profanity. Now their children can only hear four letter words.

To rob a Predator- Adult Man meets teen at hotel to have sex and gets robbed instead. The girl was 17, will the robbery victim be charged with a crime too?

Life is hard- Miami Herald to lay off 17% of its employees. Maybe the Herald can use a freelance golf writer from time to time.

Time to put on some clothes- Bank Robber arrested one day after a dye pack explodes in his pants. He was still wearing the same pants when apprehended.

No one is perfect?- My favorite golf writer makes a mistake in his coverage of yesterday's US Open playoff. Tiger Woods didn't finish 2nd to Mark O'Meara in the 1998 British Open, but third.(Brian Watts lost a playoff to O'Meara) Craig writes for the paper I read daily(The Palm Beach Post) and I can count the mistakes he's made in 10 years on one hand and have fingers left over. I wish most other golf writers took their profession as seriously as my friend does.

Where trains and no brains collide- Driver tries to beat slow moving freight train and loses. This happened less than a mile from the Catholic Church where Leonita went to mass this morning. We heard the ambulance sirens.


Comments (4)

Where trains and no brai... (Below threshold)
wolfwalker:

Where trains and no brains collide- Driver tries to beat slow moving freight train and loses.

Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling
Burma-Shave

(yes, it's a dreadful thing to see something like that, just as it's a dreadful thing to see the wreckage after a car accident. Still, it's so appropriate that I couldn't resist.)

It is still orders of magni... (Below threshold)
Linoge Author Profile Page:

It is still orders of magnitude better than Kalifornistan... Believe you me.

Tiger Woods didn't finish 2... (Below threshold)
Mary Khan:

Tiger Woods didn't finish 2nd to Mark O'Meara in the 1998 British Open, but third.(Brian Watts lost a playoff to O'Meara) Craig writes for the paper I read daily(The Palm Beach Post) and I can count the mistakes he's made in 10 years on one hand and have fingers left over.

Craig writes for the paper ... (Below threshold)

Craig writes for the paper I read daily(The Palm Beach Post) and I can count the mistakes he's made in 10 years on one hand and have fingers left over. I wish most other golf writers took their profession as seriously as my friend does.




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