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The Knuckleheads of the Day award

Today's winners are Wislet Baptist and Marissa Kaulsky. They get the award for the following.

PALM BEACH GARDENS -- A couple used a stolen 2006 Ford 250 as a battering ram to break into a pharmacy and steal a stash of narcotics, police said.

Wislet Baptist, 18, of Delray Beach, and Marissa Kaulsky, of Boynton Beach, were charged with grand theft and burglary. His bail was set at 35,000 this morning. He told Judge Paul Moyle that he is a student and doesn't have a job. The judge also ordered him to undergo a substance abuse evaluation.

According to police the truck was stolen from Lantana on Tuesday morning.

On Wednesday, it was banged up in front of Gardens Drugs, used to push in the store's front door and windows, police said. Surveillance video showed a man and woman go into the store and pry open a cabinet containing prescription drugs then run off. Police tracked down their identity after she left a cell phone in the truck.

Wislet Baptist and Marissa Kaulsky will never be mistaken for Bonnie and Clyde(Never heard of Bonnie leaving her cellphone at the bank, did you?) but they are today's Knuckleheads of the Day.


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This is awesome. I remember... (Below threshold)
hyperbolist:

This is awesome. I remember growing up in a small town, some guy smashed his pick-up truck into an outdoor ATM and actually made off with a bunch of cash. Then, a few nights later, he did it again. Deserves to go to jail, sure, but nothing like a good ol' heist to bring a smile to your face.

Earlier today I saw a video... (Below threshold)

Earlier today I saw a video of a guy who tried to rob a small grocery store holding a palm tree and pulling his shirt up over his mouth as a disguise. I'd say that this guy is also a strong contender for Knucklehead Of The Day as well. By the way, I wonder if a palm tree is considered as a lethal weapon or not.

Another Einstein was a man who ordered his pet snake to attack the police during a domestic disturbance. Naturally, the snake didn't listen and the guy was arrested.

My all-time favorite was probably the stooge who covered his face with shaving cream as a disguise and tried to rob a store without a weapon or anything. He was virtually laughed out the door while being arrested.

I nominate Chuck Hagel who ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I nominate Chuck Hagel who said he would consider running as VP if asked by McCain.




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