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Comments (126)
Mr. Bush, the doctor will s... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:08 AM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Mr. Bush, the doctor will see you now.
1. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:08 AM |
Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:08
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Know your enema
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:17
3. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
This takes binge drinking to a new high.
3. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:19
4. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mrs. Clinton I just don't think Mr. Clinton will sit still for this one.
4. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:20
5. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Part of Hillary's universal health care includes free family enemas.
5. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:24
6. Posted by Falze | June 20, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
The Joker and his naughty henchwomen finally succeed in developing the tool that Gotham needs.
6. Posted by Falze | June 20, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:24
7. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even Obama knows that when taking on the GOP, bring an elephant gun to the fight.
7. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:47
8. Posted by Eric F | June 20, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Enema of the state.
8. Posted by Eric F | June 20, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:49
9. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Don't lave me bro
9. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:51
10. Posted by Eric F | June 20, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Democrats propose their new national health care plan.
10. Posted by Eric F | June 20, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 07:56
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 20, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Congressional Democrats unveiled their new stimulus package today.
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 20, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:00
12. Posted by smitch | June 20, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cherub abuse.
12. Posted by smitch | June 20, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:00
13. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A NAG group shows how they feel about Obama winning over Hillary.
13. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:01
14. Posted by Jeff | June 20, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Halt! Friend or enema?
14. Posted by Jeff | June 20, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:02
15. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The republicans show what is needed to get rid of the crap that Obama is spewing.
15. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:02
16. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This is the right tool to assist Mr Olberman in becoming a republican. Just use once an hour for a month and all that crap filling his brain will have been cleansed away.
16. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:04
17. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The republican response to Barrack Obama when he asks "Do you think I am full of Sh*t??"
17. Posted by retired military | June 20, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:05
18. Posted by Pat Meebles | June 20, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mourners remember the one year anniversary where two small children were asphyxiated during a botches medical procedure involving Rosie o'Donnell. Opponents of the memorial have criticized using the actual encrusted children, but supporters are saying...
18. Posted by Pat Meebles | June 20, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:08
19. Posted by VagaBond | June 20, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Keep your friends close, Your enemas closer.
19. Posted by VagaBond | June 20, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:11
20. Posted by infidel
| June 20, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Barack becomes president fat will become illegal and high colonics mandatory!
20. Posted by infidel
| June 20, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:26
21. Posted by guido | June 20, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Buttnik!
21. Posted by guido | June 20, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:29
22. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| June 20, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Will probably get me banned... :-)
"Once again, the town of Ulichville gathers to celebrate the cherry harvest. And folklore has it, a young prince will ride into town on day and snatch the "golden cherry". If successful, he also gets to do the same from these five lovely ladies."
22. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| June 20, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:36
23. Posted by zipity | June 20, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The first test subjects pose with the new Impregnator 9000 turkey baster, boasting a 90 gallon resevoir.
23. Posted by zipity | June 20, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:39
24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dr. Strangelove will be here shortly to accept his Lifetime Achievement Award, but first, a demonstration!"
24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:41
25. Posted by jim2 | June 20, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A somewhat larger ceremony took place later on the other side of the mall at the unveiling of the memorial to the bullsh*t detector.
25. Posted by jim2 | June 20, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:41
26. Posted by zipity | June 20, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Authorities are looking into reports that Mrs. Clinton may have broken several child-labor laws by using them to tote her "marital aid" around for her.
26. Posted by zipity | June 20, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:42
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Most enema enthusiasts prefer their "nurses" to wear black latex rather than white cloth.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:49
28. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 20, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: -11 (17 votes cast)
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The bronzed brain tumor extracted from Ted Kennedy is presented by a group of nurses.
28. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 20, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: -11 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:51
29. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Here at Marathon Oil, we care about our customers, and that's why when you bend over at one of our stations, we'll provide you a little relief at no extra charge."
29. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:52
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CATO unveils their newly minted "We can't drill our way to lower gasoline prices" monument.
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:52
31. Posted by Clancy | June 20, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
As if to offer proof that 'even a blind dog finds a bone sometimes', a group of young eurpoeans have identified a solution to America's greatest problems - congress. As Svetlana went on to explain "theez thing is good for clean out da sheet. And your, how you say, congress, is full ah sheet. Dis is just what America needs."
31. Posted by Clancy | June 20, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:54
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In Soviet Russia colon cleanses you!
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 08:55
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One glimpse at the gilded statue took every Scotsman back to the time he found grandma's enema bag hanging in the bathroom and played it like the bagpipes.
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:12
34. Posted by OregonMuse | June 20, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is going to hurt me more than-- oh, why am I lying, actually, it's the other way around.
34. Posted by OregonMuse | June 20, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:12
35. Posted by OregonMuse | June 20, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It was announced today that a treatment had finally been developed for Britney Spears' monster yeast infection.
35. Posted by OregonMuse | June 20, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:15
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Museum of Childhood Medical Trauma also included monuments celebrating the syringe of penicillin to the gluteus maximus and putting your beloved family pet to sleep.
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 20, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:20
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 20, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to give you an enema.'" - Ronald Reagan
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 20, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:23
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A visual representation of the AP's pricing structure.
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:26
39. Posted by Joel | June 20, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Obama's key security advisors unveil his solution to confront Iran's nuclear ambitions: the HDI (Heffalump Defense Initiative).
39. Posted by Joel | June 20, 2008 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:27
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
The "Haditha" Marines have a special gift for Jack Murtha.
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:31
41. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Bill Clinton on a recent visit to the Little Rock Museum of Proctology paused to listen to a brief history of proctology, given by Nurses Fran Smith, Fran Jones, and Fran Wilson. Upon departure Bill is reported to have stated -- "With Frans like these, who needs enemas."
41. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:34
42. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 20, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In other news, the Swedish Olympic enema team was announced on Friday...
42. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 20, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:34
43. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Prettify it all you want, it's still a big pain in the a**.
43. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:49
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are."
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:49
45. Posted by Bungalowlife | June 20, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
In an effort to alert the public, the FBI unveiled a statue of "Public Enema #1".
45. Posted by Bungalowlife | June 20, 2008 9:57 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 09:57
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A visual representation of the mantra, "A change would do you good."
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:03
47. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 20, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Vestal Virgins consecrate the newly created bronze scupture of Obamius and Remus.
47. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 20, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:08
48. Posted by Daniel | June 20, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
48. Posted by Daniel | June 20, 2008 10:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:13
49. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 20, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A monument to another Russian advancement over the Hammer and Sickle.
49. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 20, 2008 10:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:16
50. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 20, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
But where's the monument for the Russian cure for the Trotskys?
50. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 20, 2008 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:19
51. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 20, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"We dedicate this sculpture to America's '08 election...it's called Taking It Up The *ss"
51. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 20, 2008 10:37 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:37
52. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 20, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Rosie O'Donnell likes to feel clean all over.
52. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 20, 2008 10:39 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:39
53. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | June 20, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Your own worst enema.
53. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | June 20, 2008 10:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:43
54. Posted by GarandFan
| June 20, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Only one lucky contestant will be impregnated with the alien sperm cell! This is REALITY TV!
54. Posted by GarandFan
| June 20, 2008 10:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:44
55. Posted by Proof | June 20, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor!
55. Posted by Proof | June 20, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 10:45
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 11:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Craig is delighted with the thoughtful gift, but would prefer male nurses instead.
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 11:00 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:00
57. Posted by al | June 20, 2008 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we are at the grand opening for Colonics-R-Us!
57. Posted by al | June 20, 2008 11:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:13
58. Posted by Joel | June 20, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For the 163rd year in a row, the French village of Bidet happily accepts the award for "Cleanest A**es in Europe".
58. Posted by Joel | June 20, 2008 11:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:25
59. Posted by Toolin | June 20, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"Mommy, what are the Angels carrying?"
"It's for cleaning your bottom."
"But Uncle Yuri cleans my bottom."
59. Posted by Toolin | June 20, 2008 11:34 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:34
60. Posted by Mike M | June 20, 2008 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama unveils the first piece of his nationalized healthcare plan by showing off the enema everyone will share.
60. Posted by Mike M | June 20, 2008 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:40
61. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 20, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dennis Kuchinich's mother ship arrives too late to influence the electorate.
61. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 20, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:55
62. Posted by John | June 20, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Well now you have had a preview of what Obamanation will use to shaft all you US whiteys when he is elected
62. Posted by John | June 20, 2008 11:57 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:57
63. Posted by [IMH] | June 20, 2008 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Enema Mine
63. Posted by [IMH] | June 20, 2008 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 11:59
64. Posted by jbwbubba | June 20, 2008 12:13 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Another lovely piece of art brought to you by the National Endowment of the Arts.
64. Posted by jbwbubba | June 20, 2008 12:13 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:13
65. Posted by _Mike_ | June 20, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, is that (lower left, back to the camera) Bill Clinton ?
65. Posted by _Mike_ | June 20, 2008 12:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:15
66. Posted by BPG | June 20, 2008 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"We have met the enema, and he is us."
66. Posted by BPG | June 20, 2008 12:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:23
67. Posted by pilgrim1949 | June 20, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We never thought that dang kidney stone was EVER going to pass!
67. Posted by pilgrim1949 | June 20, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:25
68. Posted by jarkinl | June 20, 2008 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh my gosh! These are freakin' hilarious! When the contest is through you should publish the top 5 on MakeFive. These would be perfect for that! Ha! Right on!
http://www.makefive.com
68. Posted by jarkinl | June 20, 2008 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:27
69. Posted by pilgirm1949 | June 20, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Royal Canadian Mounties always get their man and the American IRS always gets the taxpayer --- in the end.
69. Posted by pilgirm1949 | June 20, 2008 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:31
70. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do I get any pain killers with this?
70. Posted by JAT | June 20, 2008 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:33
71. Posted by BPG | June 20, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Move it left! No! Dammit, turn it this way! Left! Left! Watch the sides! Don't hit the sides!
71. Posted by BPG | June 20, 2008 12:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 12:43
72. Posted by Socratease | June 20, 2008 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When you've got a bronze statue with regularity problems, who ya gonna call?
72. Posted by Socratease | June 20, 2008 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 13:00
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
From Russia, with Love.
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 20, 2008 1:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 13:09
74. Posted by Nylda | June 20, 2008 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Salute to the enema!? Looks more like one of Bill's boys bronzed for an adoring public.
74. Posted by Nylda | June 20, 2008 2:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:01
75. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
In other news today NASA unveiled the prototype spaceship that will be used to probe Uranus.
75. Posted by rodney dill | June 20, 2008 2:09 PM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:09
76. Posted by Porkopolis | June 20, 2008 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lost in translation...via Pravda:
"Congratulation comrade Obama for winning the nomination to the 'Big Ass' party!"
76. Posted by Porkopolis | June 20, 2008 2:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:16
77. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 20, 2008 2:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Determined to improve his foreign policy credentials, Senator Obama appears here with Russian supporters.
77. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 20, 2008 2:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:34
78. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 20, 2008 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama supports reveal a statue made in their candidate's honor. Obama is said to be pleased to be recognized as the giant ass douche in this year's Presidential election. John McCain is still hoping for a golden turd sandwich to be made in recognition of his candidacy.
78. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 20, 2008 2:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:47
79. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 20, 2008 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Err, that should be "supporters" not "supports".
79. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 20, 2008 2:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 14:50
80. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 20, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NAMBLA tries to soften their image by having female nurses unveil their new art installation in Portland, Oregon.
80. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 20, 2008 3:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 15:22
81. Posted by Rich | June 20, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All your A.. are belong to us
81. Posted by Rich | June 20, 2008 4:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 16:29
82. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quit rubbing it already! Let it relax.
82. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 17:28
83. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Yes, come up here and rub for good luck!
83. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:30 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 17:30
84. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:38 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
And the Obama-Messiah deceed that every village and town would have it's very own Carbon Emissions Retractor mounted conspicuously in the market square. And so it was done.
84. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:38 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 20, 2008 17:38
85. Posted by ExSubNuke | June 20, 2008 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To be perfectly honest... it doesn't need a caption. It's hillarious as is.
85. Posted by ExSubNuke | June 20, 2008 5:41 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 17:41
86. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ah! Come on. I'll give you $5.00 if you lick it!
86. Posted by StrykerDad54
| June 20, 2008 5:43 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 17:43
87. Posted by Zeero | June 20, 2008 6:38 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You ever squealed like a piggy?
87. Posted by Zeero | June 20, 2008 6:38 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 18:38
88. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And this year's Brass Ball Award goes to...."
88. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 7:56 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 19:56
89. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And this one time...at band camp...."
89. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 7:59 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 19:59
90. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Fire For Effect!"
90. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 8:03 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 20:03
91. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 8:05 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought it would happen to me, but one time I ran into 5 nurses and a big-ass turkey baster at a rally and...."
91. Posted by Faith+1 | June 20, 2008 8:05 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 20:05
92. Posted by twolaneflash | June 20, 2008 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
BOHICA!
92. Posted by twolaneflash | June 20, 2008 8:32 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 20:32
93. Posted by twolaneflash | June 20, 2008 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at size of that tube of Kentucky Jelly!
93. Posted by twolaneflash | June 20, 2008 8:34 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 20:34
94. Posted by itismedavid | June 20, 2008 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Members of the "Gloucester 17" from Gloucester High School pose next to the "Sperminator 2008"
94. Posted by itismedavid | June 20, 2008 8:40 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 20:40
95. Posted by lowmal | June 20, 2008 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gen. Jack D. Ripper
"Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works"
95. Posted by lowmal | June 20, 2008 9:06 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2008 21:06
96. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
If You build it...they will cum.
96. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 12:22 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 00:22
97. Posted by ptg | June 21, 2008 1:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's ear syringe and his all-girl ear-wax team.
97. Posted by ptg | June 21, 2008 1:19 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:19
98. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunt for Gold Cocktober!
98. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:23 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:23
99. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ewwwww! its all sticky!
99. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:36 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:36
100. Posted by the struggler | June 21, 2008 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jane Fonda demonstrates her latest anti-aircraft gun.
100. Posted by the struggler | June 21, 2008 1:36 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:36
101. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Late night porno rocks
101. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:38 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:38
102. Posted by the struggler | June 21, 2008 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't get the sculpture.Why would kids be running around with a giant enema thingy?
102. Posted by the struggler | June 21, 2008 1:40 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:40
103. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just to the left of the giant schlong: I would have thought the president would have found a better place to relieve Himself?
103. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 1:43 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:43
104. Posted by 914 | June 21, 2008 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why would kids be runnin around with a giant enema thingy?"
In case Obama gets elected.
104. Posted by 914 | June 21, 2008 1:58 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 01:58
105. Posted by Jay Dean | June 21, 2008 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forensic scientists believe this is all that remained after "his balls clanged together and played 'Stormy weather' and lightning shot out of his ass."
105. Posted by Jay Dean | June 21, 2008 2:05 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 02:05
106. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha ha very good Jay Dean.
I still want to know why GEORGE BUSH is pissin on that kids camouflage pants?
106. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 2:11 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 02:11
107. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 2:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got it!!
So no one could see Him...! right?
107. Posted by ' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ' | June 21, 2008 2:14 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 02:14
108. Posted by LaMano | June 21, 2008 2:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The NRC unveils its strategic weapon for forcing the Democrats from Congress in 2008.
108. Posted by LaMano | June 21, 2008 2:26 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 02:26
109. Posted by Jim | June 21, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The second place entry in the Obama Seal contest.
109. Posted by Jim | June 21, 2008 8:16 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 08:16
110. Posted by rodney dill | June 21, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately the photographer overexposed the pictures and wrecked'em
110. Posted by rodney dill | June 21, 2008 9:52 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 09:52
111. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush's Plea To Congress "Do Cheney First!"
111. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:18 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 10:18
112. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
F.B.I. Unveils New Lie Detector.
112. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:20 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 10:20
113. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The War On Earmarks Has Been Taken To A New Level.
113. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:23 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 10:23
114. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Lelane Unveils "The De-Juicer."
114. Posted by radio free fred | June 21, 2008 10:32 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 10:32
115. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The democrats finally managed to remove Hillary's sense of entitlement.
115. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 10:57 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 10:57
116. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Those nurses have probably handled more assholes than you'd find at an Obama rally at a Prius convention.
116. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 11:05 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 11:05
117. Posted by twolaneflash | June 21, 2008 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Typical White People waiting for The Obamas.
117. Posted by twolaneflash | June 21, 2008 11:40 AM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 11:40
118. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Old Bama, the original sausage-in-the-can people, want you to remember our promise: We'll see that you get everything in the end".
118. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:24 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 14:24
119. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keith Olbermann, call your doctor. They've found a cure.
119. Posted by fustian | June 21, 2008 2:35 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 14:35
120. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hi, remember us? That's right, we're the Front-End Loader folks, where you get 'forked-and -porked,' and today we want to introduce you to Bama Balm. Just one deep injection and you'll feel 'Liberal-ated'.
120. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:42 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 14:42
121. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm the kid holding the orange ball in the back and I've got to tell you, these nurses have killer asses!"
121. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 21, 2008 2:52 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 14:52
122. Posted by Jeff | June 21, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a cermeony outside their headquarters, the Romulan High Command unveil their latest weapon that they hope will seek out and destroy the Starfish Enterprise once and for all.
122. Posted by Jeff | June 21, 2008 6:15 PM |
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Posted on June 21, 2008 18:15
123. Posted by 914 | June 22, 2008 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rear Cherub: Mama mia do You smell rosy!
123. Posted by 914 | June 22, 2008 2:32 PM |
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Posted on June 22, 2008 14:32
124. Posted by 914 | June 22, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
10 times that size would not be adequate to flush the diahrea running D.C.
124. Posted by 914 | June 22, 2008 2:46 PM |
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Posted on June 22, 2008 14:46
125. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2008 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheryl Crow must have one of these. That's how she gets away with just the one sheet...
125. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2008 8:39 PM |
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Posted on June 22, 2008 20:39
126. Posted by Kevin
| June 25, 2008 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
126. Posted by Kevin
| June 25, 2008 1:21 AM |
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Posted on June 25, 2008 01:21