This week at the Weekend Caption Contest™ things got down and dirty as everyone strained to squeeze out a winner. You humble judge strained to post the winners that I had selected Sunday night. The whole Carlin thing kind of bummed me out and I just saved the winners list to a text file; intending to post it Monday morning. Of course that seemed like a good idea at the time, but it rarely ever works out... Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) - "Congressional Democrats unveiled their new stimulus package today."

2) (Eric F) - "Enema of the state."

3) (Tom Blogical) - "The 'Haditha' Marines have a special gift for Jack Murtha."

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "CATO unveils their newly minted 'We can't drill our way to lower gasoline prices' monument."

5) (OregonMuse) - "It was announced today that a treatment had finally been developed for Britney Spears' monster yeast infection."

6) (jbwbubba) - "Another lovely piece of art brought to you by the National Endowment of the Arts."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to someone, I just don't remember who. If you'd have asked me Sunday I'd have known. In it's place I offer one more excellent caption...

()Son Of The Godfather - ""We dedicate this sculpture to America's '08 election...it's called Taking It Up The *ss"
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That's all for last weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.