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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: June 27, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Participants destroy a car during an anti-stress session or 'Destruction Therapy' before town's fiestas in Castejon, northern Spain, June 21, 2008. The therapy was aimed to relieve stress at the workplace and this was the first time the general public had participated, the events organizers, Stop Stress Navarra said. REUTERS/Vincent West (SPAIN)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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The highlight of Obama's ne... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The highlight of Obama's new energy policy.

1. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 07:59

Big oil companies, The Saud... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Big oil companies, The Saudis, speculators on Wall Street, opportunist gas station owners -- not knowing who is really to blame for high gas prices, crazed motorists are lashing out at their cars.

2. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 07:59

The stress release program ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

The stress release program for the press substitutes a life-size replica of George Bush.

3. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:00

Parishioners from the Churc... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by DSkinner | June 27, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Parishioners from the Church of Gaia destroy a internal combustion powered car that was parked too close to their church.

4. Posted by DSkinner | June 27, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:03

Automotive mechanics, as do... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
fustian:

Automotive mechanics, as done by Congress.

5. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (24 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:07

In defense, the dying car s... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

In defense, the dying car spit carbon dioxide at them, but it was no use.

6. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:09

Car swarm training... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by jim2 | June 27, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

Car swarm training

7. Posted by jim2 | June 27, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:10

That's one less blogger tha... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

That's one less blogger that'll make fun of Obama's Presidential seal.

8. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:11

Under an Obama administrati... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Under an Obama administration, can we take all cars off the road that make less than 50 miles per gallon? Yes, we can!

9. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:15

A Texas rancher meets his n... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

A Texas rancher meets his new neighbors after President Obama opened the borders.

10. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:17

A gang of roaming progressi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by RicardoVerde | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

A gang of roaming progressives become infuriated when they find a 'Constitution' model pickup and discover it is made of high strength steel instead of silly putty.

11. Posted by RicardoVerde | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:18

Phil sat quietly in stunned... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Phil sat quietly in stunned silence. 1 keg, a double-dog dare, and a bad decision to let his friends play "Pit Crew" with his wife's new car was going to be hard to explain when she got home.

12. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (23 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:18

This copies a successful st... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
fustian:

This copies a successful street program in Paris devised by Muslim "youths".

13. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (18 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:22

Palestinian auto manufactur... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by JAT | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

Palestinian auto manufacturers hammer out another wining new car design for 2009.

14. Posted by JAT | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:25

Obama supporters welcome Cl... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama supporters welcome Clinton delegates to the Democratic Convention.

15. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:25

Billy Joel's Revenge... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Billy Joel's Revenge

16. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:27

Inside the Recreate '68 tra... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
guido:

Inside the Recreate '68 training camp

17. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (17 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:29

The automotive union change... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

The automotive union changes it's strategy for competing with imports.

18. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:30

Obviously unable to tell th... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
guido:

Obviously unable to tell the difference, Justices
Stephens, Souter, Breyer and Ginzberg mistake a Honda for the Second Amendment.

19. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 26 (26 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:31

McCain quickly apologized f... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

McCain quickly apologized for the effective campaign ad symbolizing how governments "fix" the economy.

20. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:32

Valet parking -- Detroit St... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Valet parking -- Detroit Style

21. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:33

"No, compact car was not a ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No, compact car was not a directive."

22. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:33

The poster child for vehicu... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The poster child for vehicular hate crime.

23. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:34

Blue Man Group goes industr... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Blue Man Group goes industrial.

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:35

Obama or die, indeed.... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama or die, indeed.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:37

...And we'll be back with t... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...And we'll be back with today's feature after a word from our sponsor...


"Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - right here in the city of EMPHYSEMA! Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory! It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week , twice a week and never on Sunday!"

...And now, back to the freeway, which is already in progress...

(credit -- Firesign Theater)

26. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:38

Whatever they're doing, we ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Whatever they're doing, we can be pretty sure they're liberals...

27. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:40

Bill: "...or just maybe you... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bill: "...or just maybe you could've removed the Hillary Clinton 2008 bumper sticker from your car Hill..."

28. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:42

This time Nader's serious.<... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

This time Nader's serious.

29. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:43

It was the last time anyone... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was the last time anyone ever saw an "I Support the Troops" bumper sticker in Berkeley...

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:43

Wow, Carrot Top can't go an... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Wow, Carrot Top can't go anywhere without being mobbed.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:52

An "auto"-de-fe by the Chur... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Mark L | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Mark L:

An "auto"-de-fe by the Church of Gaia.

32. Posted by Mark L | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:52

Suddenly, the car's radio e... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Suddenly, the car's radio eerily started blaring the '50s Smiley Lewis song, I Hear You Knockin'.

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:53

iCar service repair at it's... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Imhotep | June 27, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imhotep:

iCar service repair at it's finest!

34. Posted by Imhotep | June 27, 2008 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 08:54

Road rage: ur doin it rong<... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 27, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Road rage: ur doin it rong

35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 27, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:01

When all you've got is a ha... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

When all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like your ex-wife's car.

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 19 (21 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:09

#26Thank you for t... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by OregonMuse | June 27, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

#26

Thank you for that blast from the past, rodney. I'll bet you also know why the porridge bird lays its egg in the air.

37. Posted by OregonMuse | June 27, 2008 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:10

Rodney King arrives at eco-... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the struggler:

Rodney King arrives at eco-friendly car rally.

38. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:12

Wreckless and drunk drivers... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by a berger | June 27, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
a berger:

Wreckless and drunk drivers don't kill people. It's the cars. Get the cars.

39. Posted by a berger | June 27, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:20

What?! No flux capacitor?!<... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nylda:

What?! No flux capacitor?!

40. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:25

Confused Al Gore fans belie... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 27, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Confused Al Gore fans believe that if they install a few compact fluorescents, they should literally start taking cars off the road.

41. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 27, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:31

Samir, Michael, and Peter b... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Red Five | June 27, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Red Five:

Samir, Michael, and Peter beat the crap out of the car because it displayed the error message "GM Load Fuel".

42. Posted by Red Five | June 27, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:35

"We warned ya'll not to par... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by hyperbolist | June 27, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
hyperbolist:

"We warned ya'll not to park that gay-ass Prius within smashin' distance of our drag strip, didn't we?"

43. Posted by hyperbolist | June 27, 2008 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:36

The Palestinians readying a... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by WildWillie | June 27, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The Palestinians readying a car for the AP photographer. ww

44. Posted by WildWillie | June 27, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (21 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:41

Al Gore and friends enjoy d... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Joel | June 27, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Joel:

Al Gore and friends enjoy destroying those evil carbon-emission machines before retiring to his home to relax in the 60-degree air conditioning.

45. Posted by Joel | June 27, 2008 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:47

AP: Palestinians inspect an... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by cstmbuild | June 27, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
cstmbuild:

AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.

46. Posted by cstmbuild | June 27, 2008 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:49

The days before the Youths ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Roy | June 27, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Roy:

The days before the Youths in France discovered fire.

47. Posted by Roy | June 27, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:50

In the new Hollywood movie ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 27, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In the new Hollywood movie "28 Days After Tomorrow" the entire U.S. population turns into car-bashing global warming zealots overnight.

48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 27, 2008 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 09:54

The Gorebal warming police ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Stan25 | June 27, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

The Gorebal warming police are out in full force this morning.

49. Posted by Stan25 | June 27, 2008 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:04

The Climate Change State Po... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The Climate Change State Police says, "Drive a Prius or else, comrades."

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:04

Where the hell is Dilbert t... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Stan50 | June 27, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan50:

Where the hell is Dilbert today

51. Posted by Stan50 | June 27, 2008 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:05

Greenpeace. Saving polar b... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Greenpeace. Saving polar bears one SUV at a time.

52. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:08

AP: Palestinians inspect... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 27, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.
46. Posted by cstmbuild

You beat me to it! Well done.

53. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 27, 2008 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:15

The car terrorists fearless... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The car terrorists fearlessly attacked in front of the media, knowing full well the car would get the blame if it attempted to defend itself.

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:16

The last gas using vehicl... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by GarandFan | June 27, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
GarandFan:

The last gas using vehicle was located, trapped and killed by enviromental police in Kalieefornia today.

55. Posted by GarandFan | June 27, 2008 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:19

Militant Muslims found a ve... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by WildWillie | June 27, 2008 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Militant Muslims found a vehicle without it's burka. ww

56. Posted by WildWillie | June 27, 2008 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:25

Um...guys...I know you rele... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Um...guys...I know you released a lot of stress and all, but that's the CEO's car. The one we're supposed to demolish is over here.

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:28

"...<a href="http://blogs.w... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Porkopolis | June 27, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

"...If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun...And if they bring a polar bear killing, ocean water raising, Carbon footprint generating, non-hybrid NAFTA exploiting, internal combustion relic of the failed Bush-McCain policy we bring a sledge hammer."

58. Posted by Porkopolis | June 27, 2008 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:29

They promised doing this wi... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 27, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

They promised doing this will lower gas prices below $2 a gallon.

59. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 27, 2008 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:33

Louisiana Govenator Bobby J... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by lisapope | June 27, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
lisapope:

Louisiana Govenator Bobby Jindal added one more piece to his rapist castration bill--victims can take a sledgehammer to any of the 5 dissenting Supreme Court Justices cars...

60. Posted by lisapope | June 27, 2008 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:37

Another Isreali air strike<... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by donw102 | June 27, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
donw102:

Another Isreali air strike

61. Posted by donw102 | June 27, 2008 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:49

Obamamaniacs beg to differ ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Porkopolis | June 27, 2008 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Obamamaniacs beg to differ with John Stewart...It's NOT okay to laugh at Obama.

62. Posted by Porkopolis | June 27, 2008 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 10:58

Gaia Akbar!... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by _Mike_ | June 27, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Gaia Akbar!

63. Posted by _Mike_ | June 27, 2008 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:03

The democrat-controlled con... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by brainy435 | June 27, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
brainy435:

The democrat-controlled congress hard at work trying to fix US automakers.

64. Posted by brainy435 | June 27, 2008 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:15

First, the picadors enrage ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by RDO | June 27, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
RDO:

First, the picadors enrage the beast, then the matador administers the coup de grace.

65. Posted by RDO | June 27, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:17

"It's for your own good, Br... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 11:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Falze:

"It's for your own good, Britney, we can't let you drive any more. It's called 'tough love.'"

66. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:28

Apes of the future wave sti... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Eric F | June 27, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric F:

Apes of the future wave sticks and grunt around some unknown object.

67. Posted by Eric F | June 27, 2008 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:29

Washtenaw County's own Blue... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by [IMH] | June 27, 2008 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
[IMH]:

Washtenaw County's own Blue Man cover group, Denim Dudes, gets into the swing of their final dress rehearsal for their Top of the Park tribute to Frank Zappa.

68. Posted by [IMH] | June 27, 2008 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:38

Everybody needs to +1 #68. ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by hyperbolist | June 27, 2008 11:54 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
hyperbolist:

Everybody needs to +1 #68. I totally lolled at that one.

69. Posted by hyperbolist | June 27, 2008 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:54

Gallagher originally perfor... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Gallagher originally performed smashing lemons before switching to melons.

70. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 11:56

"Hello, Onstar..."... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hello, Onstar..."

71. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 12:41

The terrorist group thought... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 27, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

The terrorist group thought it had scored a coup, until someone pointed out that it was not Iron Man, but was, in fact, just a crappy car.

72. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 27, 2008 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 12:43

New from Joe Francis Produc... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Paul Hooson | June 27, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

New from Joe Francis Productions: Environmentalists Gone Wild

73. Posted by Paul Hooson | June 27, 2008 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 12:45

Dem directive to Detroit:</... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Chris | June 27, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris:

Dem directive to Detroit:

The beatings will continue until performance improves.


Alternate:

The beatings will continue until gas mileage improves.

******

The Demo-Gestapo approach to improving gas mileage: "Vat? Der mileage ist not gut? Ve haff VAYS to make der mileage improve, ya! Unt yu vill LIKE it!"

*****

The Dems' usual, subtly-nuanced approach to getting Detroit to meet the enviro-wackos' goals.

*****

Lacking a real mule to beat in effigy to get it to perform, a Democratic "Pursuasion Patrol" happened upon a more technologically equivalent symbol. (The results were remarkably similar.)

*****

An Enviro-luddite "Back to Nature" discussion group came upon an unguarded Evil Ozone Destoyer... Death to the infidel!!

*****

74. Posted by Chris | June 27, 2008 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:02

If it bleeds We can kill it... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

If it bleeds We can kill it!

75. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:08

It's true. Detroit really ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

It's true. Detroit really has no idea how to make a better automobile.

76. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:09

Men at work....in the Gaza ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Men at work....in the Gaza strip!

77. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:35

Digging the dancing Quee... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Digging the dancing Queen!

78. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2008 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:47

Yes Hillary's team is fast ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:53 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Yes Hillary's team is fast at work on the Obama bus to help him win the election in November.

79. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:53

Barrack's team highlight hi... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Barrack's team highlight his new CAFE standards to reduce global warming.

80. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:54

When told that banning driv... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

When told that banning drive thrus was unconstitutional in typical liberal fashion the democratic city councilmen of Wisconsin chose another way to address the problem.

81. Posted by retired military | June 27, 2008 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:58

~ Make a run for the border... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 1:59 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAP:

~ Make a run for the border ~


82. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 13:59

Members of the Conservative... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by wavemaker | June 27, 2008 2:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Members of the Conservative Caucus demonstrate the proper maintenance of a Pruis.

83. Posted by wavemaker | June 27, 2008 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 14:07

Mr. Numan? Speaker Pelosi ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Mr. Numan? Speaker Pelosi has sent some supporters over to have a few words...

84. Posted by Falze | June 27, 2008 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 14:09

Ve are only following Obama... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by philw1776 | June 27, 2008 2:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
philw1776:

Ve are only following Obama's orders!
Das auto ist not greenish!

85. Posted by philw1776 | June 27, 2008 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 14:23

Tell us where we can find L... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Dave thA | June 27, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dave thA:

Tell us where we can find Lightning McQueen our we'll break your other eye...

86. Posted by Dave thA | June 27, 2008 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 14:26

Sledge......sledge......sle... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 2:40 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAP:

Sledge......sledge......sledgehammer..why dont You call My name

2 years is enough for one moniker.. 914 R.I.P.

87. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 14:40

The banning of all guns in ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 27, 2008 3:05 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

The banning of all guns in Spain worked perfectly. But gangs still found other ways to carjack vehicles ...

88. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 27, 2008 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 15:05

#88Ha ha.... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAP:

#88

Ha ha.

89. Posted by JAP | June 27, 2008 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 15:19

Marines work to diffuse car... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by dingoatemebaby | June 27, 2008 3:26 PM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
dingoatemebaby:

Marines work to diffuse car bomb in Mosul, Iraq, 6/25/08

90. Posted by dingoatemebaby | June 27, 2008 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 15:26

Boys will be boys, and hybr... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by LaMedusa | June 27, 2008 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Boys will be boys, and hybrids will never be popular.

91. Posted by LaMedusa | June 27, 2008 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 15:40

"Er, a, I want that car, uh... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by lowmal | June 27, 2008 4:16 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
lowmal:

"Er, a, I want that car, uh, destroyed!! And uh, dump the body. Save the Chivas."

-Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Irtbag)

92. Posted by lowmal | June 27, 2008 4:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:16

With rising stocks GM uses ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by jbwbuba | June 27, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbwbuba:

With rising stocks GM uses a new tactic to generate demand for new cars

93. Posted by jbwbuba | June 27, 2008 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:20

Desperate for new ideas, US... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Joel | June 27, 2008 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Desperate for new ideas, US auto executives let workers use the "thousand monkeys typing" design approach.

94. Posted by Joel | June 27, 2008 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:22

This must be why they call ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Ken McCracken | June 27, 2008 4:49 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ken McCracken:

This must be why they call that car a beater.

95. Posted by Ken McCracken | June 27, 2008 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:49

The car was found guilty of... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Stan25 | June 27, 2008 4:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stan25:

The car was found guilty of going through the drive-thru at Chucky-Cheeze and sentence was carried out by the drive-thru police.

96. Posted by Stan25 | June 27, 2008 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:50

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Stan50 | June 27, 2008 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan50:

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) strikes another blow against drunk drivers by smashing the culprit car.

97. Posted by Stan50 | June 27, 2008 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 16:52

"Uh oh, better get MAACO!"<... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 27, 2008 5:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Uh oh, better get MAACO!"

98. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | June 27, 2008 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 17:14

LAPD cites driver for tail ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 7:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the struggler:

LAPD cites driver for tail light infraction.

99. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 19:02

Thunder Road.... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Thunder Road.

100. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 19:47

SAMIROh no! Not agai... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Headzero | June 27, 2008 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

SAMIR
Oh no! Not again! Why does it say door ajar when there is no door ajar?!! I, I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!!

LATER

[Scene A field. They drop the car. Samir stomps on it four times and Michael, eight times. Peter hands Samir a sledgehammer. He hits the car twice and Michael takes over. He starts to punch it. Samir and Peter pull him away, but he runs back to destroy the evil car.]

101. Posted by Headzero | June 27, 2008 8:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 20:26

Last known photo of the Fre... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Last known photo of the Freshman class of "Bob's Car Bomb Disposal and Tanning Salon" number 420.

102. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 9:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 21:03

We must break you.... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

We must break you.

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 9:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 21:06

"Kill the VW Wabbit! I wil... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Kill the VW Wabbit! I will do it with my swedgehammer and magic hewmet!! Yo ho ho OH! Yo ho ho OH!"

104. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 10:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 22:58

WE...(BAM)...WANT...(BAM)..... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by lisapope | June 27, 2008 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lisapope:

WE...(BAM)...WANT...(BAM)...FRED...(BAM)...THOMPSON...(BAM BAM BAM!!!!)

105. Posted by lisapope | June 27, 2008 11:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2008 23:52

I thought I discarded that ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by JAP | June 28, 2008 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAP:

I thought I discarded that dingy blue snowsuit with the hole in the crotch?

106. Posted by JAP | June 28, 2008 12:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 00:40

made you look!<br ... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by JAP | June 28, 2008 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAP:

made you look!


ha ha

107. Posted by JAP | June 28, 2008 12:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 00:51

G.M. Designers Are Working ... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by radio free fred | June 28, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

G.M. Designers Are Working To Optimize A Slip Stream Body.

108. Posted by radio free fred | June 28, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 08:15

Polish S.W.A.T. Team Called... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by radio free fred | June 28, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Polish S.W.A.T. Team Called In.

109. Posted by radio free fred | June 28, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 08:30

(bumper sticker)I BR... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(bumper sticker)
I BREAK FOR LIBERALS

110. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 08:35

This is why one shouldn't d... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Dodo David | June 28, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

This is why one shouldn't drive an imported car to a meeting of the United Auto Workers.

111. Posted by Dodo David | June 28, 2008 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 09:57

Driver: "Thankfully, I just... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Dodo David | June 28, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Driver: "Thankfully, I just saved a bundle of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO."

112. Posted by Dodo David | June 28, 2008 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 10:01

"Dear Diary: Today in Obam... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 28, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Dear Diary: Today in Obama for Change Camp we showed a Global Warming Denier the repercussions of bad vehicle choices. Tomorrow we learn how to effectively scream "Racist!" at anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies. I can hardly wait!"

113. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 28, 2008 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 10:52

"Gallagher and Friends" beg... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by itismedavid | June 28, 2008 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"Gallagher and Friends" begin their 2008 European Tour - "Sledge-O-Matic Goes Green!"

114. Posted by itismedavid | June 28, 2008 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 13:08

NOBODY expects the Spanish ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by ijosha | June 28, 2008 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! I mean blue uniforms...
Cardinal Fang! Now fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

115. Posted by ijosha | June 28, 2008 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 15:17

Potential future disavowed ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Faith+1 | June 28, 2008 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Potential future disavowed "Friends Of Obama" make a preemptive strike.

116. Posted by Faith+1 | June 28, 2008 8:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 20:11

This is why you don't drive... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 28, 2008 10:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

This is why you don't drive through Berkeley with a Semper Fi bumper sticker.

117. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 28, 2008 10:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2008 22:02

In The Gods Must Be Craz... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In The Gods Must Be Crazy -- Prequel, Space Aliens drop an electric car that can run 100s of miles for only pennies a day into The Motor City, circa 1952.

118. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2008 08:03

The Press reviews the Bush ... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Spike | June 29, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

The Press reviews the Bush [make] President [model] after seven years since model's innaugural introdution in 2000. Critics of the model complain about the new tone of the car and of the fact that it uses blood for oil.

119. Posted by Spike | June 29, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2008 09:45

UAW members greet the first... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by bt | June 29, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bt:

UAW members greet the first Toyota to enter the parking lot of the first new american auto plant in 50 years. Plant now closed.

120. Posted by bt | June 29, 2008 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2008 10:14

Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilp... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Dodo David | June 29, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick regretted inviting the stars of the cable TV show Smash Lab to his city.

121. Posted by Dodo David | June 29, 2008 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2008 16:20

Local 3rd grade class atten... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Beverly Collins | June 29, 2008 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beverly Collins:

Local 3rd grade class attends training in anger management.

122. Posted by Beverly Collins | June 29, 2008 9:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2008 21:37

Hizbollah operatives create... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Reuters | June 30, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Reuters:

Hizbollah operatives create an Israeli air-strike on an ambulance

123. Posted by Reuters | June 30, 2008 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2008 10:43

Jamaican bobsled team worki... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Wide World of Sports | June 30, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wide World of Sports:

Jamaican bobsled team working on their sled

124. Posted by Wide World of Sports | June 30, 2008 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2008 10:49

Ferris Bueller takes anothe... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2008 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Ferris Bueller takes another day off.

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2008 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2008 12:08

time for another test, c... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Autumn | June 30, 2008 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Autumn:

time for another test, can the old chevey nonultra handle it?
( this time dont use the test dummies)

126. Posted by Autumn | June 30, 2008 7:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2008 19:12

who will do the most damage... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Autumn | June 30, 2008 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Autumn:

who will do the most damage on this weeks round of smash it down.

127. Posted by Autumn | June 30, 2008 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2008 19:16

"How I Play Golf", a... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 1, 2008 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"How I Play Golf", a book by Tom Blogical.

128. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 1, 2008 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 1, 2008 15:13

So, uh, it's Thursday night... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by wavemaker | July 3, 2008 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

So, uh, it's Thursday night. First time in months I come up with a winner, and you guys take a freakin holiday.


Sheesh.

129. Posted by wavemaker | July 3, 2008 8:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 3, 2008 20:01

Update: <... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 7, 2008 1:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

130. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 7, 2008 1:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 7, 2008 01:31




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It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...

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Wizbang Pop!: Movie and Television News

Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...

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Wizbang Pop!: 'Jackson not real father of his children'

article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...

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Wizbang Pop!: Real Estate: Alan Jackson Mega Manse

SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...

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Wizbang Pop!: Weekend Box Office June 26-28, 2009

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