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Comments (130)
The highlight of Obama's ne... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The highlight of Obama's new energy policy.
1. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 07:59
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Big oil companies, The Saudis, speculators on Wall Street, opportunist gas station owners -- not knowing who is really to blame for high gas prices, crazed motorists are lashing out at their cars.
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 07:59
3. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
The stress release program for the press substitutes a life-size replica of George Bush.
3. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:00
4. Posted by DSkinner | June 27, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Parishioners from the Church of Gaia destroy a internal combustion powered car that was parked too close to their church.
4. Posted by DSkinner | June 27, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:03
5. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
Automotive mechanics, as done by Congress.
5. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:07
6. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
In defense, the dying car spit carbon dioxide at them, but it was no use.
6. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:09
7. Posted by jim2 | June 27, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Car swarm training
7. Posted by jim2 | June 27, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:10
8. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
That's one less blogger that'll make fun of Obama's Presidential seal.
8. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:11
9. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Under an Obama administration, can we take all cars off the road that make less than 50 miles per gallon? Yes, we can!
9. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:15
10. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
A Texas rancher meets his new neighbors after President Obama opened the borders.
10. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:17
11. Posted by RicardoVerde | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A gang of roaming progressives become infuriated when they find a 'Constitution' model pickup and discover it is made of high strength steel instead of silly putty.
11. Posted by RicardoVerde | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:18
12. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Phil sat quietly in stunned silence. 1 keg, a double-dog dare, and a bad decision to let his friends play "Pit Crew" with his wife's new car was going to be hard to explain when she got home.
12. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:18
13. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
This copies a successful street program in Paris devised by Muslim "youths".
13. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:22
14. Posted by JAT | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Palestinian auto manufacturers hammer out another wining new car design for 2009.
14. Posted by JAT | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:25
15. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Obama supporters welcome Clinton delegates to the Democratic Convention.
15. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:25
16. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Billy Joel's Revenge
16. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:27
17. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Inside the Recreate '68 training camp
17. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:29
18. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The automotive union changes it's strategy for competing with imports.
18. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:30
19. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Obviously unable to tell the difference, Justices
Stephens, Souter, Breyer and Ginzberg mistake a Honda for the Second Amendment.
19. Posted by guido | June 27, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:31
20. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
McCain quickly apologized for the effective campaign ad symbolizing how governments "fix" the economy.
20. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:32
21. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Valet parking -- Detroit Style
21. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:33
22. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"No, compact car was not a directive."
22. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:33
23. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The poster child for vehicular hate crime.
23. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:34
24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Blue Man Group goes industrial.
24. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:35
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama or die, indeed.
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:37
26. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
...And we'll be back with today's feature after a word from our sponsor...
...And now, back to the freeway, which is already in progress...
(credit -- Firesign Theater)
26. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:38
27. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Whatever they're doing, we can be pretty sure they're liberals...
27. Posted by fustian | June 27, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:40
28. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Bill: "...or just maybe you could've removed the Hillary Clinton 2008 bumper sticker from your car Hill..."
28. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:42
29. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
This time Nader's serious.
29. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:43
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
It was the last time anyone ever saw an "I Support the Troops" bumper sticker in Berkeley...
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:43
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, Carrot Top can't go anywhere without being mobbed.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:52
32. Posted by Mark L | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
An "auto"-de-fe by the Church of Gaia.
32. Posted by Mark L | June 27, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:52
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Suddenly, the car's radio eerily started blaring the '50s Smiley Lewis song, I Hear You Knockin'.
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 27, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:53
34. Posted by Imhotep | June 27, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iCar service repair at it's finest!
34. Posted by Imhotep | June 27, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 08:54
35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 27, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Road rage: ur doin it rong
35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 27, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:01
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
When all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like your ex-wife's car.
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 27, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:09
37. Posted by OregonMuse | June 27, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
#26
Thank you for that blast from the past, rodney. I'll bet you also know why the porridge bird lays its egg in the air.
37. Posted by OregonMuse | June 27, 2008 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:10
38. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney King arrives at eco-friendly car rally.
38. Posted by the struggler | June 27, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:12
39. Posted by a berger | June 27, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wreckless and drunk drivers don't kill people. It's the cars. Get the cars.
39. Posted by a berger | June 27, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:20
40. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What?! No flux capacitor?!
40. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2008 9:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2008 09:25
41. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 27, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)