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He would have come, but Jes... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
He would have come, but Jesse Jackson was rumored to be there with a knife!#@$...
1. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:33
2. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately, the Judiciary Committee subpoena conflicted with a paying gig over at Fox News.
2. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:35
3. Posted by UncleOlaf | July 11, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Just out of view is the 1000LB anvil hanging over the chair with "ACME" printed on it, hung there by Wile E. Pelosi.
3. Posted by UncleOlaf | July 11, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:38
4. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Karl thought he'd give the Congressmen more time to investigate Clinton's firing of ALL the US Attorneys before answering any questions.
4. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:39
5. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
White House spokesmen said he was busy washing his hair that day.
5. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:40
6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like Rove couldn't convince Cheney to loan out his Necronomicon for the day.
6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:50
7. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberals get their wish for Fitsmas. Karl Rove is finally out of the political picture.
7. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:51
8. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats heard a mysterious Rovelike voice seemingly out of thin air "My kung fu is too strong".
8. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:52
9. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rove stated he didnt appear today. He stated if he had then photographers would have caputered the yellow seal in the background. He insisted that he didn't want to get accused of having "halo" photos taken.
9. Posted by retired military | July 11, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:54
10. Posted by jim2 | July 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
An empty chair facing empty suits.
10. Posted by jim2 | July 11, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:58
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Gas prices, schmass prices. Americans demand answers to questions none of them asked...about an event nobody noticed, much less even remembers.
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 07:58
12. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Looks like they misspelled "Bill Clinton" again...
12. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:01
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
The fools! Don't they realize if they strike him down he shall become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:02
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Liberal boogeymen Windfall Profits, School Vouchers, Global Warming, and Voter Disenfranchisement also failed to appear.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:08
15. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
15. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:09
16. Posted by Weegie | July 11, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Karl Rove gives the Democrat Congress all the respect it deserves. None.
16. Posted by Weegie | July 11, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:13
17. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Claude Rains got nothin' on this, baby.
17. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:14
18. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Karl's in line to get one of the new iPhones.
18. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:19
19. Posted by Craig | July 11, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
19. Posted by Craig | July 11, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:21
20. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl was too busy torching southern California to do this.
20. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:21
21. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Yea... its much funnier with the question marks.
21. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:23
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 11, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Propaganda Wars: How the Democrat spin machine prosecutes non-existent crimes and creates news out of thin air.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 11, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:24
23. Posted by David | July 11, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rove was being fair, without him there they have at least a 9$ chance of not coming off like fools.
23. Posted by David | July 11, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:25
24. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Embarrassingly, they were over half way through the hearing before someone noticed that Karl was not actually there.
24. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:34
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I don't feel tardy."
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:36
26. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
School's out for summer.
26. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:37
27. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smokin' in the boys' room.
27. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:38
28. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Khangress...I'm laughing at your "superior" intellect."
28. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:41
29. Posted by JamesT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 11, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Contempt of Congress? You don't know s**t about contempt.
29. Posted by JamesT![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 11, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:42
30. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sorry guys. My higher legal authority is the POTUS. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!!"
30. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:45
31. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
The term "contempt of Congress" has been replaced in common usage by "accurate assessment of Congress".
31. Posted by fustian | July 11, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:47
32. Posted by Jeff | July 11, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Karl Rove appears in front of the Senate to discuss his newfound invisibility superpower.
32. Posted by Jeff | July 11, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 08:47
33. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Aloof? You can't handle aloof.
33. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:05
34. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The fools. Haven't they learned who they're dealing with yet?"
34. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:07
35. Posted by bill-tb | July 11, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Define co-equal
35. Posted by bill-tb | July 11, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:08
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 11, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
9% approval rating, 0% chance of intimidating Rove.
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 11, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:11
37. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Not showing up being insufficiently insulting, Karl Rove scheduled an appointment for a secret meeting with Dick Cheney and oil companies a few blocks away for the same time.
37. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:11
38. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Location, location, location.
38. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:15
39. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Vladimir and Estragon didn't even wait this long.
39. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:18
40. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Mr. Rove was quoted later as saying, "Well, since they weren't going to let me speak anyway, I thought I'd just save myself some gas."
40. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:19
41. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At the same time as the scheduled hearings, the Rev. Al Sharpton was caught on a live mic saying he wanted to "put my foot up Obama's a$$". Coincidence?
41. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:22
42. Posted by zipity | July 11, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"When the questions got uncomfortable for Mr. Rove, there was a bright flash, a column of smoke, and he was gone, leaving behind only the overpowering scent of burning sulphur and the fading echo of his laughter...."
42. Posted by zipity | July 11, 2008 9:24 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:24
43. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
#9--Actually, being photographed from that angle would make him look like he had horns, not a halo. Somewhere, Harry Reid cries big tears into his huge pillow.
43. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:26
44. Posted by No One of Consequence | July 11, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Judiciary Committee inquiry came to an abrupt end after sharp-eyed bloggers noted that this was not, in fact, Karl Rove. Said one anonymous blogger, "The typeface and kerning are all wrong for Karl Rove, who was born in 1950".
"Plus", he added, "it's a freakin' piece of paper!"
44. Posted by No One of Consequence | July 11, 2008 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:29
45. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Rove: "I was fighting global warming with my absence. Did you know that Congressional hearings are the source of 12% of total US greenhouse gas emissions?"
45. Posted by Joel | July 11, 2008 9:29 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:29
46. Posted by JAP | July 11, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I spit on Your grave"
46. Posted by JAP | July 11, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:34
47. Posted by pibill | July 11, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr.Rove regrets he will be unable to lunch today--
47. Posted by pibill | July 11, 2008 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:36
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Khangress Judiciary Committee: "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..."
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:42
49. Posted by moseby | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At one point during Speaker Pelosi's opening remarks, Karl Rove was seen bending down and going under the table to a cozy sleeping area he had a carpenter prepare in advance.
49. Posted by moseby | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:44
50. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
♬
Moonbats told me about him, They made up lies.
Well moonbats told me about him, 'truth was denied.
But it's too late to say They're sorry
How would I know why should I care
Please don't bother tryin' to find him
he's not there
Well let me tell you 'bout the way he looked
The way he'd act and the lack of much hair
His voice was soft and cool
His eyes were clear and bright
But he's not there
Well moonbats told me about him, what he did do
Well moonbats told me about him, that he was through.
But it's too late to ring his Blackberry
How would I know, why should I care
Please don't bother tryin' to find him
he's not there
Well let me tell you 'bout the way he looked
The way he'd act and the lack of much hair
His voice was soft and cool
His eyes were clear and bright
But he's not there
♬
50. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:44
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks a lot Rodney! I'll never get that song out of my head now. ;-)
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:48
52. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 11, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From Darth Rove's to do list:
Perfect invisibility cloak.........check
52. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 11, 2008 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 09:58
53. Posted by JAP | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So? Who's giving the eulogy?
53. Posted by JAP | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:07
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian said:
White House spokesmen said he was busy washing his hair that day.
He was missing the next day too, 'cause he had to dry it.
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:10
55. Posted by Cullen | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Linda Sanchez was there
Before the empty chair
Karl Rove was the Invisible Man ...
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
55. Posted by Cullen | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:16
56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rove skipped the hearing, but did see to it the Speaker's gavel was replaced with an oversized rubber phallus.
56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:17
57. Posted by GarandFan | July 11, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Unlike Socrates, Karl refused to drink from the glass.
57. Posted by GarandFan | July 11, 2008 10:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:19
58. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...some have no curiosity as to how Damocles felt.
58. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:20
59. Posted by Chris | July 11, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the name implies... out roving about...
59. Posted by Chris | July 11, 2008 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:22
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
He didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 11, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:24
61. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 10:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."
61. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 10:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:30
62. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 11, 2008 10:34 AM | Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
You can stop hiding Karl, this is not the recruiters office.
62. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 11, 2008 10:34 AM |
Score: -15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:34
63. Posted by SarahConnor2 | July 11, 2008 10:34 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Confusion amongst the Democrats and the MSM reigned when the Republicans on the committee pretended that Mr. Rove was present and proceeded to question him and reply to his "responses".
63. Posted by SarahConnor2 | July 11, 2008 10:34 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:34
64. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 11, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl was too busy to testify today. He spent the day instead at the White House advising President Bush on how to initiate another faux-scandal because Mr. Rove was "tired of talking about Plame and the prosecutor firings...and I think the Democrats really need my help to manufacture these things."
64. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 11, 2008 10:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:37
65. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"Sorry guys, I don't do Kangaroo Court."
65. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 10:48 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:48
66. Posted by john1v6 | July 11, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The name alone is intimidating enough. No need for a fancy name plate to adorn it
66. Posted by john1v6 | July 11, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:52
67. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and this time he vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of his tale, and ending with his grin, which remained some time after the rest of him had gone.
67. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 10:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 10:59
68. Posted by Norm | July 11, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gone Huntin !
68. Posted by Norm | July 11, 2008 11:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:17
69. Posted by jbwbubba | July 11, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you guys thought the weather machine was good, check out my invisibility cloak!
69. Posted by jbwbubba | July 11, 2008 11:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:25
70. Posted by Socratease | July 11, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Rove demonstrated his invisibility suit to the committee, which, along with his super-hearing and mind-control powers, has allowed him to discover the plans of his political opponents and counter them.
70. Posted by Socratease | July 11, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:26
71. Posted by jbwbubba | July 11, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Rove passed out onto the floor after Speaker Pelosi flashed her breasts at him.
71. Posted by jbwbubba | July 11, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:27
72. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karl Rove decides to skip the first part of the hearing, waiting until Marcy Kaptur (D-OH) stops asking him how much he makes as the CEO of ExxonMobil.
(too obscure?)
72. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 11:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:42
73. Posted by Porkopolis | July 11, 2008 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is there an Architect in the house?!?"
73. Posted by Porkopolis | July 11, 2008 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 11:43
74. Posted by Peter F. | July 11, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you hear me now?"
74. Posted by Peter F. | July 11, 2008 12:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 12:09
75. Posted by Conservachef | July 11, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somewhere just out of frame, I see a faint figure, looking strangely like Obi-Wan, waving his hand and softly saying, "That's not the advisor you're looking for." While Rove sits there, seemingly invisible.
75. Posted by Conservachef | July 11, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 12:25
76. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 11, 2008 12:30 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Same Lame Plame Name Blame Game.
76. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 11, 2008 12:30 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 12:30
77. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Karl Rove appeared before a House inquiry today for a brief period. Mr. Roves, apparent prepared statement consisted of only three words -- "EJECT EJECT EJECT"
77. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 12:32 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 12:32
78. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Midsummer Moonbat's Dream.
78. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 1:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:13
79. Posted by Brahma | July 11, 2008 1:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Rove is in attendence in the same proportion as the degree to which the committee would actually listen to his answer when asked a question. It would be inappropriate for he to be more present than they...
79. Posted by Brahma | July 11, 2008 1:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:18
80. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Once again, sculpted "balding" hawk figure mistaken for Karl Rove.
80. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:42 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:42
81. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberals attempt to blame their usual suspect for the failed "Obama Seal" debacle.....
81. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:43 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 13:43
82. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:44 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Finally, proof that "frogwalking" makes you too short for standard tables.
82. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:44 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:44
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:45 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Karl Rove is smart enough to take cover when Dick Cheney comes into the room.
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:45 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:45
84. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:47 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Karl mistakes his placeholder card for instructions.
84. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:47 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:47
85. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
At the first pause in the 6 hours of grandstanding, sound bite leaden hyperbolic rants of insanity from the Democrat Senate committee chairman CNN panned over to get Rove's response only to realize Mr. Rove had never actually shown up for the hearing.
85. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:49
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:52 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sunlight accidentally hits Mr. Karl Rove at Senate Hearing.
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:52 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:52
87. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey, I Shrunk the Former Advisor!
87. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 1:53 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 13:53
88. Posted by WildWillie | July 11, 2008 1:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rove wowed the people with his impression of Obamas experience. ww
88. Posted by WildWillie | July 11, 2008 1:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:55
89. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
And he faded until nothing but his smile remained--and eventually even that faded too.
89. Posted by Faith+1 | July 11, 2008 1:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 13:58
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Left to right: The committee heads, Mike, Senator Byrd and Mr. Glass. Not shown: Mr. Karl Rove.
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:00 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 14:00
91. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 2:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
(redux)
...and this time he vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of his tale, and ending with his middle finger, which remained some time after the rest of him had gone.
91. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 2:03 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 14:03
92. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ceci n'est pas une ancien conseiller." Oil on canvas, 36" x 24".
92. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:04 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 14:04
93. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
And now the trap is set: the cursed shrunken heads on the desk, the electrified microphone, the arrow-shooting brass eagle, the unfiltered Washington tap water. Now just the... anticipation!
93. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 2:08 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 14:08
94. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A liberal's Moby Dick.
94. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 14:09
95. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Awwight you wascawwy Wove! Come out wif your hands up or I'w bwast you out!"
95. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:10 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 14:10
96. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Doggone it ya bald-headed galoot! Hold still so's I can railroad ya!"
96. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 14:16
97. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Capture that creature and return my elunium pu36 explosive bloviating freedom modulator!"
97. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 11, 2008 2:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 14:20
98. Posted by Scott | July 11, 2008 3:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Young Padawan learners, much power the force has. Invisible to the weak minded, he is"
98. Posted by Scott | July 11, 2008 3:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 15:32
99. Posted by COgirl | July 11, 2008 4:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Being an empty seat is better than Obama being an empty suit.
99. Posted by COgirl | July 11, 2008 4:13 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 16:13
100. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dennis Kucinich finally realized they were laughing AT him when he saw who they had "lined up" to speak at his latest impeachment announcement.
100. Posted by Falze | July 11, 2008 4:17 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 16:17
101. Posted by spion | July 11, 2008 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let the record reflect, that this is Bush's fault."
101. Posted by spion | July 11, 2008 4:33 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 16:33
102. Posted by Gmac | July 11, 2008 5:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Curses, foiled again!"
102. Posted by Gmac | July 11, 2008 5:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 17:23
103. Posted by Dodo David | July 11, 2008 7:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A scene from "The Empire Strikes Back, D.C. Version"
103. Posted by Dodo David | July 11, 2008 7:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 19:17
104. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 7:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yes Congressman Kucinich... we will change the name plate and raise your chair height for this afternoon.
104. Posted by rodney dill | July 11, 2008 7:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 19:31
105. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
WHEN HELD TO THE LIGHT, SLIME DISAPPEARS!
105. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 8:58 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 20:58
106. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Here Karl Rove tells Democrat-controlled committee "Dissent is patriotic!" then walks out before a photograph can be taken.
106. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 11, 2008 9:31 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 21:31
107. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Playing Hide-And-Seek along with Ms. Miers and Mr. Bolten, Mr. Rove was unavailable to testify. He did, however, send his conscience to take his place.
107. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 9:34 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 21:34
108. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 10:02 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Upon receiving the House subpoena, Mr. Rove had been most grateful, declaring that he had "run out of toilet paper."
108. Posted by Herman | July 11, 2008 10:02 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 11, 2008 22:02
109. Posted by lawhawk | July 11, 2008 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's not the subpoena you've been looking for /darth rove
109. Posted by lawhawk | July 11, 2008 10:59 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 22:59
110. Posted by Timmer | July 11, 2008 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's see Ollie top this one.
110. Posted by Timmer | July 11, 2008 11:40 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2008 23:40
111. Posted by ijosha | July 12, 2008 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts o f men? The Shadow knows!
111. Posted by ijosha | July 12, 2008 12:03 AM |
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Posted on July 12, 2008 00:03
112. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our loss is the Fox Network's gain!
112. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:35 AM |
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Posted on July 12, 2008 01:35
113. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:37 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Ladies and gentlemen...
Mr. Karl Rove has LEFT THE BUILDING!
113. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:37 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 12, 2008 01:37
114. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The empty chair, abandoned by the man to go battle the "empty suit".
114. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 1:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 12, 2008 01:44
115. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 2:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Republicans try out their new and improved "stealth" Karl Rove before the House committee.
115. Posted by nodog![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 12, 2008 2:01 AM |
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Posted on July 12, 2008 02:01
116. Posted by Nylda | July 12, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Absence Aforethought
116. Posted by Nylda | July 12, 2008 9:17 AM |
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Posted on July 12, 2008 09:17
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rove's reflection
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2008 9:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 12, 2008 09:25
118. Posted by Giacomo | July 13, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!"
118. Posted by Giacomo | July 13, 2008 8:25 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2008 08:25
119. Posted by Giacomo | July 13, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. Rove, unfortunately, could not be with us tonight as he had an important meeting with the chairman of Diebold."
119. Posted by Giacomo | July 13, 2008 8:26 AM |
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Posted on July 13, 2008 08:26
120. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 14, 2008 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
120. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 14, 2008 2:00 AM |
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Posted on July 14, 2008 02:00