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Comments (141)
"I know in 2006 I said I wo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"I know in 2006 I said I would do something about the high price of gas, but now I really, really mean it." ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:17
2. Posted by JSchuler | July 18, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
With approval ratings at an all time low, congressional members force Speaker Pelosi to give her next speech in traffic.
2. Posted by JSchuler | July 18, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:18
3. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I am very proud of lowering congresses approval rating to the lowest ever in history." ww
3. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:18
4. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pelosi commenting to the press on how well her interview went with the Shell gas station. ww
4. Posted by WildWillie | July 18, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:20
5. Posted by Gross | July 18, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If I had my way, I'd grab Big Oil by the cojones and give 'em the Jesse Jackson treatment!
5. Posted by Gross | July 18, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:27
6. Posted by Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"To increase our approval ratings, I will now wear my hair like Cameron Diaz in 'There's Something About Mary.'"
6. Posted by Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:32
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Let them fly Gulfstreams.
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:34
8. Posted by DaveD | July 18, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Nancy realized if they can't hear you over the traffic noise, they pretty much can't hold you to your promises.
8. Posted by DaveD | July 18, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:37
9. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| July 18, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ask not what your Congress can do for you, ask what you could do for your Congress...."
9. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| July 18, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:40
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Drill our way to lower gas prices? That's sillier than fucking our way to higher birth rates.
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:42
11. Posted by DaveD | July 18, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Caving to public pressure, Nancy Pelosi approves a piece of public land for gas exploration.
11. Posted by DaveD | July 18, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:43
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 18, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Today I will be outlining a comprehensive plan to deal with the soaring cost of cosmetic surgery.
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 18, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:45
13. Posted by Eric | July 18, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
"Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices by cracking down on price gouging, rolling back the billions of dollars in taxpayer subsidies, tax breaks and royalty relief given to big oil and gas companies, and increasing production of alternative fuels." - Nancy Pelosi April 24, 2006 when gas prices were $2.91/gal
13. Posted by Eric | July 18, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:45
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So I've asked President Bush to draw down our Strategic Petroleum Reserves to ensure the vital flow of wrinkle cream for my face is not interrupted...
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:47
15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 18, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
When we took over Congress we pledged to remake America according to our vision.
Mission Accomplished.
15. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 18, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:48
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Bride of Skeletor
16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:53
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The American people demand lower gas prices?
Better tune up my grandma voice for a stern, yet caring, "No!".
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:56
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Just because Congress is less popular than forced sodomy doen't mean I can't emblazen household objects with the Seal of the Speaker.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 18, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 07:59
19. Posted by jim2 | July 18, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
"It's all just a Shell game," the Speaker declared.
19. Posted by jim2 | July 18, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:01
20. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Let's ram some Platformate up her ass and see if it helps her think any clearer.
20. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:06
21. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Go to Shell Nancy, and remember that the "S" is silent.
21. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:07
22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
"Greed is good."
22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:09
23. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The left's new plan to reduce oil consumption is to post prominent democrats in front of gas stations.
That'll scare 'em off.
23. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:14
24. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The photographer made a good editorial comment on Pelosi's depth.
24. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:24
25. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of these things in oilier than the other.
25. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:26
26. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Astute placement of a gas source next to a distribution point.
26. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:27
27. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Shell has been experimenting with democrat gassification.
27. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:28
28. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Never thought I'd see Pelosi posing with F*ckme pumps.
28. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:30
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pay attention to the signs. Invasion of the Body Snatchers is real.
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:33
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Empty Shell.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:34
31. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nancy just assumed that the service station attendant job was a public speaking position.
31. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:34
32. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In a new ad, Shell points out that there's enough oiliness in Congress to last us into the next century.
32. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:36
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pelosi pretending that Democrat obstructionism has nothing to do with high gas prices.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:38
34. Posted by Tango | July 18, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dems new "Blood for Oil" campaign hits its stride in San Francisco as patrons give a pint for a tank full of gas. Unfortunately Speaker Pelosi was only able to spare enough to fill the community lighter at the local medical marijuana clinic.
34. Posted by Tango | July 18, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:39
35. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
There's a lot of gas in this picture.
35. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:39
36. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi is living proof that gas DOES come from dinosaurs.
36. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:41
37. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Elect us, again, and we will produce a common-sense plan to help bring down the price of gasoline at the pump. No, really."
37. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:42
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy has spoken. The problem is solved.
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:42
39. Posted by steve sturm | July 18, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Speaker Pelosi standing next to the numbers that (not coincidentally) add up to Congress' historically low approval ratings.
39. Posted by steve sturm | July 18, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:44
40. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Nancy is announcing the merger of Total, Shell and BP. The merged company is to be called: Total BS.
40. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:44
41. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi's first remarks at the grand opening of her new Shell station: "When gas topped $4.50 here in San Francisco I knew that I simply could not resist, as they say, 'gettin' me sum o'dat!'"
41. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:45
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"You see, in Europe they pay eight dollars a gallon for gas..."
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 18, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:45
43. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Under Nancy's leadership, Congress is a Shell of its former self.
43. Posted by fustian | July 18, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:46
44. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Who keeps texting me with "71077345"
44. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:47
45. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
"President Bush is a failure. My Congress has managed to do in 18 months what he could not do in 7 1/2 years - watch the price of gasoline double."
45. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:47
46. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It really wasn't nice of the Shell station owner to bring out the podium to mock Nancy during her job interview.
46. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:48
47. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and after my plan to mirror Canada's pricing model regular will only be $1.20."
47. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:51
48. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"To the 80% of Americans that say they want more domestic drilling, I say, 'You want more gas? Pull my finger.'"
48. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:51
49. Posted by BlogDog | July 18, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How bad is it? Gas is so expensive these days that people's budgets are stretched tighter than the skin on my face!"
49. Posted by BlogDog | July 18, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:53
50. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nancy really got ticked when gas went over $4.50 locally since her Speaker's-Podiumobile gets only 8 miles to the gallon.
50. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:54
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"**Chortle**! How great is it that the price of gas is this high so we can try to exploit it on camera and blame it on that f'ing Bush? What? These mics are on? *%$#&@!!!"
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 8:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:57
52. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Combustible Huckster Bull
52. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:58
53. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
"Squawk!! It's Bush's fault, it's Bush's fault! Squawk!! Pelosi wanna cracker! Squawk!!"
53. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 08:59
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which came first? The Harpy or the Shell?
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:02
55. Posted by Doran | July 18, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I didn't mind Bush doing all the illegal spying and war-making and stuff like that, but gasoline prices are a different matter. Impeachment is definitely back on the table."
55. Posted by Doran | July 18, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:02
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What did the President know about gasoline prices and when did he know it?"
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:05
57. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inflammable Substance vs. Inflammable no-substance.
57. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:05
58. Posted by radio free fred | July 18, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
"I Have A High Octane Mouth, Powered By A Low Octane Brain."
58. Posted by radio free fred | July 18, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:09
59. Posted by OregonMuse | July 18, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"And as Speaker of the House, I call upon President Bush to tap into our Strategic Oil of Olay Reserves."
59. Posted by OregonMuse | July 18, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:19
60. Posted by OregonMuse | July 18, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dorian Gray? Who's that?"
60. Posted by OregonMuse | July 18, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:20
61. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 18, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Cirque de Shelloil
61. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 18, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:21
62. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 18, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Pelosi said, "We Democrats think these high gas prices are a good thing and our policies will drive them even higher to be on par with our fellow leftists in Europe who are currently paying around $10 per gallon, but as our messiah proclaimed, 'the only problem is they went up too fast', and THAT is all George Bush's fault of course."
62. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 18, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:21
63. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Reality is whatever refuses to go away after I stop believing in it.
63. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 9:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:47
64. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congressional errmark
64. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:49
65. Posted by BamaMan | July 18, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Uhh Nancy, thats a shell station, not a shill station....
65. Posted by BamaMan | July 18, 2008 9:57 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 09:57
66. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"But you said you would lower..."
"I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it further."
66. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:01
67. Posted by Mikey60 | July 18, 2008 10:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One last time, Navin....gas BAG, gas STATION. Be careful of the gas BAG.....they cost a lot!
67. Posted by Mikey60 | July 18, 2008 10:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:06
68. Posted by Gmac | July 18, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy gives her Seal of the Speaker new meaning as she seals off drilling anywhere.
68. Posted by Gmac | July 18, 2008 10:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:14
69. Posted by john1v6 | July 18, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There's really nothing to say but to quote the old Texas politician Jim Hightower: "If ignorance ever reaches $40 a barrel, I want drillin' rights to [her] head."
69. Posted by john1v6 | July 18, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:18
70. Posted by Big Mo | July 18, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Both of the objects in this picture deliver gas. Both objects make you pay for their gas. Both types of gas are highly combustible. The difference? One object puts gas in your car's wazoo, is quite useful and you pay for it once. The other puts gas up your wazoo, serves no purpose, and you pay for it long after it goes away.
70. Posted by Big Mo | July 18, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:18
71. Posted by lisapope | July 18, 2008 10:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And the signs say "-SHE'LL keep gas prices at $5.12 FOREVER!!!!!"
71. Posted by lisapope | July 18, 2008 10:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:19
72. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
We could have caused even higher price increases, but didn't. So you see, we... uh... actually lowered gas prices.
72. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:21
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Go prices go! Go all the way to 5, I said go prices go! Go all the way to 5; skyrocket to the SKY!!! Yayyyyyyyy!!! C'mon, Dems! Go Dems!!"
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 18, 2008 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:26
74. Posted by Matt | July 18, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Here's a Quarter, go play in traffic...
74. Posted by Matt | July 18, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:45
75. Posted by Matt | July 18, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Unfortuantely, the Live Action film "Frogger", had a very limited budget.
75. Posted by Matt | July 18, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:46
76. Posted by guido | July 18, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
We cannot drill our way out of this problem.
It's like my mother used to tell me, when life gives you lemons, criticize the grocer to release frozen concentrated lemonade from the supermarket's strategic warehouse reserve.
76. Posted by guido | July 18, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:52
77. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look closely at this ancient photograph and you can see the symbol of what was once an unhealthy dependence, a burden on wealth creation, and a greedy institution which profited by bleeding money from the pockets of working people.
That is, before the moratorium on politicians within the lower 48 states and Alaska.
77. Posted by Al Pennam | July 18, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 10:52
78. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 18, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy is telling them that she proposes to have the oil company's signs changed to, US OIL COMPANY before her term is over.
78. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 18, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:26
79. Posted by infidel
| July 18, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If Preshident Bush could unfreesh my fashe I wouldn't be sho hoshtile towartsh him."
79. Posted by infidel
| July 18, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:27
80. Posted by MagicalPat | July 18, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go ahead. Ask me what gas costs NOW."
80. Posted by MagicalPat | July 18, 2008 11:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:30
81. Posted by observer | July 18, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To propel the economy toward alternative fuels, Pelosi announces that Congress has abandoned gasoline rationing in favor of a simple ban on gasoline.
81. Posted by observer | July 18, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:33
82. Posted by SideShowJane | July 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In case folks not facing the podium were confused, the back of Nancy's jacket proclaims "Speaker of the House"
82. Posted by SideShowJane | July 18, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:44
83. Posted by Porkopolis | July 18, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A weasel on the price of diesel
83. Posted by Porkopolis | July 18, 2008 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 11:57
84. Posted by Clay | July 18, 2008 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oil makes me sick. It really does.
84. Posted by Clay | July 18, 2008 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:16
85. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 18, 2008 12:24 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
[background conversation]
Customer (white shirt): "Who's that?"
Station Owner (red shirt): "Pelosi."
Customer: "She sure is noisy. Is she hurting sales?"
Owner: "Sorta. Gas still sells, but the deli counter is slow. Seeing' Pelosi up close kills the appetite."
Customer: "Roger that."
85. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 18, 2008 12:24 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:24
86. Posted by nikkolai | July 18, 2008 12:24 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Queen Botoxia addresses the little people.
86. Posted by nikkolai | July 18, 2008 12:24 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:24
87. Posted by philw1776 | July 18, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Announcing her nuanced Eurostyle DNC platform, Nancy advocated $8 gas, mandatory French speaking and immediate US retreat.
87. Posted by philw1776 | July 18, 2008 12:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:29
88. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's Bush's fault - he makes me stupid.
88. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:30
89. Posted by Peter F. | July 18, 2008 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Funny, I didn't know Gaseous Windbags was a new alternative fuel. Go figure."
89. Posted by Peter F. | July 18, 2008 12:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:32
90. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't pay any attention the the prices you see, gas is really cheap here in California - you just pay more for the privilege of driving here in California.
90. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:32 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 12:32
91. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have a solution to these high gas prices. We will force car manufacturers to put smaller gas tanks in all new cars. That way you wont be paying as much when you fill up.
91. Posted by JAT | July 18, 2008 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 12:34
92. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... price per liter
92. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2008 12:44 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 12:44
93. Posted by Maggie | July 18, 2008 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big Mo
LOL
The gas up your wazoo causes among other things, heartburn and ulcers.
93. Posted by Maggie | July 18, 2008 12:56 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 12:56
94. Posted by Al Gore | July 18, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy, just wait a second to roll the cameras, so I can get my Mercedes out of the picture.
94. Posted by Al Gore | July 18, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:02
95. Posted by Sharon | July 18, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If cars could run on hot air, Nancy could fuel the whole country.
95. Posted by Sharon | July 18, 2008 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:10
96. Posted by Timmer | July 18, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And I promise you that if we continue to follow our policies, the prices you see behind me will *look* low by this time next year..."
96. Posted by Timmer | July 18, 2008 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:28
97. Posted by Brad | July 18, 2008 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Five Dollar (a gallon) Whore
97. Posted by Brad | July 18, 2008 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:35
98. Posted by The brain | July 18, 2008 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The most ethical gas station in history!
98. Posted by The brain | July 18, 2008 1:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:42
99. Posted by Brad | July 18, 2008 1:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Drill Me, Drill Now, Pay More
99. Posted by Brad | July 18, 2008 1:53 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 13:53
100. Posted by The Rogue Jew | July 18, 2008 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Part is the largest source of untapped energy this country has.....Hot Air!
100. Posted by The Rogue Jew | July 18, 2008 2:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 14:27
101. Posted by radio free fred | July 18, 2008 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dick Cole Called, I Told Him I Was Busy."
101. Posted by radio free fred | July 18, 2008 2:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 14:42
102. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You like me! You really like me! What? That's our DISapproval rating?"
102. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 14:44
103. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| July 18, 2008 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Starting Monday, all gasoline will be priced in pounds sterling
103. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| July 18, 2008 3:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 15:26
104. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 18, 2008 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy: "And to show how seriously I take the gas crisis, I am today supporting the legislation to bring back the national speed limit of 55."
104. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 18, 2008 3:28 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 15:28
105. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 18, 2008 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The podium is hiding Nancy's sandwich board which reads "Will Pontificate For Gas"
105. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 18, 2008 3:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 15:31
106. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 4:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"America...NO GAS FOR YOU!"
106. Posted by Falze | July 18, 2008 4:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:18
107. Posted by jbw | July 18, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Batman was quickly called and the Joker was returned to Arkham Asylum."
107. Posted by jbw | July 18, 2008 4:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:20
108. Posted by Peter F. | July 18, 2008 4:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow! Heath Leger's portrayal of the The Joker really is horrifying!
108. Posted by Peter F. | July 18, 2008 4:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:35
109. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know the Strategic Petroleum Reserve is plenty full because I dipped my hair into it just this morning...
109. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:43 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 16:43
110. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's right! I will personally top off the gas tank of the first fifty people to step on up and give me a big, wet, sloppy one. Come on, you know you want the gas. Come to Mama Bear.
110. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:50
111. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:53 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I am here today to unveil the new Honda Podium, which gets up to 43 miles per gallon if you supply your own hot air to the fuel injectors.
111. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:53 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:53
112. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's a bit hard to explain, but I think it comes from dinosaurs.
112. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 4:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 16:59
113. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gouge this!
113. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 17:00
114. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The oil companies are playing a shell game... What? Why are you laughing?
114. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 17:01
115. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 18, 2008 5:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You say this thing behind me is a gas station? What the hell is a gas station?"
115. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 18, 2008 5:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 17:03
116. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then you hide your "finger gun" under your shirt, and you go in and say, "Stick 'em up! I want a full tank of gas and a packet of Ding Dongs!" Problem solved.
116. Posted by JV | July 18, 2008 5:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 17:06
117. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 18, 2008 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The reason gas prices remain so high, is because some of you still refuse to accept the Obamessiah!"
117. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 18, 2008 5:14 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 17:14
118. Posted by Dan Melson | July 18, 2008 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Some things will be taken from you for the common good"
After all, it worked so well for Hillary
118. Posted by Dan Melson | July 18, 2008 5:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 17:14
119. Posted by retired military | July 18, 2008 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A gallon of gas here will cost you $4.55 and going at 60 miles per hour will last you about 20 min. I only charge half that for a 20 min ride.
119. Posted by retired military | July 18, 2008 6:44 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2008 18:44
120. Posted by Ken McCracken | July 18, 2008 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" . . . and I am afraid that I might have to rethink my views on drilling for oil. As it turns out, many of my constituents actually drive cars."
120. Posted by Ken McCracken | July 18, 2008 7:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 19:10
121. Posted by retired military | July 18, 2008 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And in conclusion I am proud to say that only a democratic congress under my leadership could have done as great a job as we did in keeping gas prices down."
121. Posted by retired military | July 18, 2008 7:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 19:46
122. Posted by lowmal | July 18, 2008 8:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"And I say to all my fellow Americans: Go fuck yourselves.."
122. Posted by lowmal | July 18, 2008 8:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 20:14
123. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Travel by hot-air balloon is cheaper.
123. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 20:35
124. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi at the old shell game again
124. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 20:37
125. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The FEDS have now mandated installing airbags at all filling stations
125. Posted by Myronhalo | July 18, 2008 8:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 20:45
126. Posted by lawhawk | July 18, 2008 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And I will not stop complaining about President Bush or the price of oil, until it reaches $10, or Bush leaves office, whichever is later.
126. Posted by lawhawk | July 18, 2008 10:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 22:23
127. Posted by c.a. Marks | July 18, 2008 11:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Don't cry for me big oil company.
127. Posted by c.a. Marks | July 18, 2008 11:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 18, 2008 23:21
128. Posted by Faith+1 | July 19, 2008 5:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi reveals the new Congressional Shield....sponsored by Shell.
128. Posted by Faith+1 | July 19, 2008 5:41 AM |
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Posted on July 19, 2008 05:41
129. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oil companies demand a lot of money from the Public for the services that they provide. They say they are providing a service that is good for, and is needed by the Public. Yet I am concerned about value of the inflated prices over the good that is actually provided. I am also concerned about the affect of greed and corruption on the process."
"In contrast your Congress is uh... uh..."
129. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2008 9:17 AM |
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Posted on July 19, 2008 09:17
130. Posted by Rick13 | July 19, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's something about Nancy!
130. Posted by Rick13 | July 19, 2008 10:01 AM |
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Posted on July 19, 2008 10:01
131. Posted by Wondering Woman | July 19, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If I'm not telling you the truth may a horn grow out of my head.
131. Posted by Wondering Woman | July 19, 2008 10:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 19, 2008 10:32
132. Posted by Buckhunter | July 19, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I know we have stopped every new exploration project, kept new refineries from being built, and tax each gallon 63 cents......It is Bush's Fault"
132. Posted by Buckhunter | July 19, 2008 12:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 19, 2008 12:09
133. Posted by itismedavid | July 19, 2008 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See what the "Blood for Oil" war in Iraq has gotten us? We have to bring the troops home now to force gas prices down.
133. Posted by itismedavid | July 19, 2008 6:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 19, 2008 18:23
134. Posted by VagaBond | July 19, 2008 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy: Is that hair gel? Great! I just ran out.
134. Posted by VagaBond | July 19, 2008 8:30 PM |
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Posted on July 19, 2008 20:30
135. Posted by retired military | July 20, 2008 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy called for BIG OIL to drill on land already leased. They responded by inserting a natural gas line into her mouth to capture the rest of the hot air she was spewing.
135. Posted by retired military | July 20, 2008 1:14 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 13:14
136. Posted by Nylda | July 20, 2008 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shell shocked.
136. Posted by Nylda | July 20, 2008 2:21 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 14:21
137. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BDS Shell
(for UNIX nerds only)
137. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:28 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 20:28
138. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shell introduces promotional giveaway in spirit of old Sinclair dinosaur.
138. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:30 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 20:30
139. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi reveals already leased land where gas is already being pumped.
139. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:32 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 20:32
140. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
House Speaker demonstrates new alternative power source: facial skin tension.
140. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 20, 2008 8:35 PM |
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Posted on July 20, 2008 20:35
141. Posted by Kevin
| July 21, 2008 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
141. Posted by Kevin
| July 21, 2008 1:55 AM |
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Posted on July 21, 2008 01:55