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Comments (130)
Obama: "I too am a jelly do... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "I too am a jelly donut."
1. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:19
2. Posted by WildWillie | July 25, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes. Yes I do like the little bear you made, but no, I will not kiss your bear." ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | July 25, 2008 7:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:23
3. Posted by Hamish | July 25, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well, there goes any shot at the Colbert Report endorsement...
3. Posted by Hamish | July 25, 2008 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:24
4. Posted by Hamish | July 25, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
In a stunning scientific development, Barack Obama reveals how polar bears are adapting, even faster than Darwin could have predicted, to the shrinking polar ice caps brought about by global warmening.
4. Posted by Hamish | July 25, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:26
5. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Klaus: "Well you're the one that said, 'Ich bin ein, beartrainer.'"
5. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:33
6. Posted by SilentStorm | July 25, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Aw man...you got a statue?
I did my part for global warming and all I got was a lousy t-shirt!
6. Posted by SilentStorm | July 25, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:50
7. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 25, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This full grown Polar Bear is the result of global warming.
7. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 25, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:57
8. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 25, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Some days the bear gets you ... some days you get the bear.
8. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 25, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 07:58
9. Posted by lisapope | July 25, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 3 (23 votes cast)
"and if you turn this little key in the back, he sings Barrack the Magic Negro..."
9. Posted by lisapope | July 25, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 3 (23 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:02
10. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh, those letters just stand for Klaus's Kodiak Klub."
10. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:04
11. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Klaus: "Vhat do you mean by zees, 'Candygram for Mongo.'"
11. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:10
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Barrack was delighted to reveal that the Senate Polar Bear Committee, of which he is a member or chairman or something, had approved a strongly worded proclamation favoring polar bears.
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:11
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obamessiah knows all too well the consecrated cross-eyed bear...
13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:16
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Why this will look great next to the white flags I was given by Maliki and Petraeus.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:18
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Obviously another racist moment where the white polar bear, an enduring symbol of a species needing saving as opposed to the black nuisance bear that needs it's population controlled from spreading to the suburbs was presented to a black man knowing full well the true symbolism. Vote Obama and stop the racism.
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:21
16. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!
16. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:21
17. Posted by lisapope | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
THis is the a statue of that Cracker Bear that met me in the woods that night. He told me I was the O'messiah and would become the first world citizen and annointed King of all the World.
17. Posted by lisapope | July 25, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:21
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Obama reciprocated with the two symbols of his campaign - an empty suit and a teleprompter.
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:22
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Ich bin ein Sitzpinkler!
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:29
20. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
It's called a "Baracky Bear". It's like a teddy bear, except it's environmental, or something.
20. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:31
21. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
White on the outside, empty in the middle. It's my campaign!
21. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:38
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Uhhh...I like it, but ummmmmmmm...do you have one in uhhhh, mocha?"
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:39
23. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr Mayor, you want me to put this in my church? Well aside from it being the wrong color it isn't my church anymore."
23. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:40
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It too is hollow on the inside; how do you say - empty - just like you. Ja?
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:41
25. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"and you see Mr Obama, press this lever here and he raises his paw in a Heil Obama salute."
25. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:42
26. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "Why did the bear have to be white?"
26. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:43
27. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And, when you get it back home, break it open with a hammer. There's just under ten million marks to help you overlook a few German weapons systems the terrorists used to kill American soldiers.
Oopsie!
27. Posted by fustian | July 25, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:43
28. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Obama - "The polar bear is a symbol of America's blatant racism. You notice that it is on the endangered species list and is protected by numerous laws. The black bear isn't on the endangered species list. In fact, the US even has black bear hunting season. That is why the German people should support me for President. To end this blatant racism."
28. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:45
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 25, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Why is he giving me a white bear?
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 25, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:47
30. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh...a gift...ha ha......ha....................ummmm...thanks..."
30. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:48
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Dear Lord in Heaven, please let there be a receipt..."
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:50
32. Posted by Imhotep | July 25, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Das German version of the "Jackrabbit"....Michelle will LOVE it!
32. Posted by Imhotep | July 25, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:52
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Thanks so much, I have a perfect spot for it when I get back to the Oval Office."
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:55
34. Posted by Red Five | July 25, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Zee, you put ein finger on zee button und push it, und a little hologram appears und says, "Help me, Barack Hussein Obama, you're our only hope!"
34. Posted by Red Five | July 25, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 08:56
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Thanks so much...small aside, my uncle's, brother's, cousin's, sister's, mom's, daughter's, dad, on my mother's side of the family, was there when the first polar bear was born in captivity. True story."
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:02
36. Posted by jim2 | July 25, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
"And this slot here is where you can put all that change you've been bloviating about."
36. Posted by jim2 | July 25, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:02
37. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Uhhhhhhhhhh"
37. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:04
38. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mayor - "A great white bear for the great white hype. umm I mean hope."
38. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:05
39. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Narrowly avoiding an international incident Obama's crack staff had carved "Say 'Thanks!'" on the base of the statue so Obama would know what to say.
39. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2008 9:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:06
40. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mayor - "And Mr Obama this is a token of our appreciation for what your democratic congress has done to the US economy. Once you are elected Germany looks forward to moving ahead of you in the world markets"
40. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:07
41. Posted by Weegie | July 25, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Eet iss a, how you say, facsimile of a bear, yust like you a facsimile of a president, ja?
41. Posted by Weegie | July 25, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:07
42. Posted by epador | July 25, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ja, und zince dere are nein trees in die Arctic, zis is vere de polar bear poops.
42. Posted by epador | July 25, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:09
43. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "I will be sure to not let my wife see this. She may say something embarrasing if she does and I will have to throw her under the bus too."
43. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:15
44. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mayor - "Well if you spray paint it black your wife may like it more. Then it will be more like you. Black on the outside and white on the inside"
44. Posted by retired military | July 25, 2008 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:16
45. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, yes it's a fine bear statue. I'm sure the bowl of soup it came with was top notch."
45. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:17
46. Posted by Paul Hooson | July 25, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo, blood, this a White bear, man!"
46. Posted by Paul Hooson | July 25, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:19
47. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 25, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The bear appears to be blind and feeling his way, just like Obama hopes the voters will be in November.
47. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 25, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:34
48. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mayor Wowereit: "It is ein polar bear, threatened with extinction and a symbol of zee commitment both of us made to fight global warming."
Senator Obama: "No duh, Klaus. I've seen An Inconvenient Truth; watch CNN too."
48. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:35
49. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mayor Wowereit: "...and if you push zis hidden button right undernease here, you'll be able to access zee $100,000 euros needed to defeat zee McChimpyHaliBush in November."
49. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:39
50. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I knew Jack Kennedy. I was good friends with Jack Kennedy, and you, Senator, are a jelly doughnut."
50. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:43
51. Posted by gil | July 25, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack is presented the German version of a white elephant.
51. Posted by gil | July 25, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:44
52. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Using this switch, the bear can say 'Yes we can' in English, Spanish and German. However, we're not aware of an equivalent phrase in French."
52. Posted by Joel | July 25, 2008 9:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:49
53. Posted by Porkopolis | July 25, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Obama's reply:
53. Posted by Porkopolis | July 25, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:52
54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Obama's holding it you can be certain it's not a Hubble Humble figurine
54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 25, 2008 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 09:59
55. Posted by hermie | July 25, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'This is a scale model which will be part of the rotunda in my Presidential Library which is now being constructed. Which coincidentally, contributions are now being accepted."
'We had considered a 'Golden Calf', but Michelle insisted on the 'Platinum Bear' instead.
55. Posted by hermie | July 25, 2008 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:02
56. Posted by bryanD | July 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't vorry. It vill get darker. Itz meerschaum!
56. Posted by bryanD | July 25, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:05
57. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 25, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"This pathetic bear might as well have written that dumbass speech you just gave."
57. Posted by infidel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 25, 2008 10:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:11
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"We wanted a suitable symbol for you, Senator.
Expensive yet fragile, powerful in image if not in substance, and of course you can change its meaning while telling everyone you are being consistent."
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:15
59. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"An expensive empty trinket for an expensive empty suit!"
59. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 10:43 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:43
60. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Got One In Every Room, They are Smoke Detectors."
60. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:53
61. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 25, 2008 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And here is a model of my civilian defense force. You see, if we use bears then people won't need guns and no one will want to invade us.
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| July 25, 2008 10:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:56
62. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Jessie Jackson Gave It To Me, It's A Nut Cracker."
62. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 10:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 10:59
63. Posted by JLawson | July 25, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, I got one of these in Mexico. Press down here, and oil comes out."
63. Posted by JLawson | July 25, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:03
64. Posted by Rick13 | July 25, 2008 11:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Not even a teleprompter could help Obama out of this one!
64. Posted by Rick13 | July 25, 2008 11:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:06
65. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
..vhut you see Obama, zumtimes za bear is just za bear...
65. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:15
66. Posted by Clancy | July 25, 2008 11:21 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
It's not just the late night guys who are having trouble making jokes about Obie - Wizbang's top Caption Contest Contestants are equally stymied.
66. Posted by Clancy | July 25, 2008 11:21 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:21
67. Posted by Al Pennam | July 25, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama removed the bear's tiny Coca-Cola bottle - too American.
67. Posted by Al Pennam | July 25, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:23
68. Posted by Clancy | July 25, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
So this is a bear. Nice. We have bears in Illinois. I even backed legislation to see that they were afforded equal rights and fair housing while on the senate banking committee, with several representatives from the other 57 states.
68. Posted by Clancy | July 25, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:24
69. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Klaus: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Barack: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
69. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:28
70. Posted by jbw | July 25, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I understand your aides take foreign policy advice from Winnie the Pooh. Because I'm a grown-up this is the only bear I could find lying around.
70. Posted by jbw | July 25, 2008 11:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:30
71. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: Mr. Mayor, I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted to come to Berlin and get a tiny white doll that was a bear...
71. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 11:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:32
72. Posted by Tango | July 25, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"...and it's hollow inside so you can hide your stash from the SS"
"Cool Beans you goose-steppin' Aryan"
"Give me a fist-bump my Chocolate Brother"
72. Posted by Tango | July 25, 2008 11:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:37
73. Posted by GarandFan | July 25, 2008 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and this is my Nobel prize for lowering the seas and thus saving the polar bear..."
73. Posted by GarandFan | July 25, 2008 11:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:39
74. Posted by Al Pennam | July 25, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
When the need is great, leave this by the window and the Gaia League will come to your aid!
74. Posted by Al Pennam | July 25, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:44
75. Posted by kumquat | July 25, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It's actually a bar of soap. When you wash your hands with it, the slow melting symbolizes the polar climate shift."
75. Posted by kumquat | July 25, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 11:55
76. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 12:00 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"Vee ver goink to giff you an eagle, but I understand you consider zat too pro-American and warlike ..."
76. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 25, 2008 12:00 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:00
77. Posted by GMax | July 25, 2008 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
" Did Jesse Jackson give you this bear? Cuz it looks like his testicles have been removed?"
77. Posted by GMax | July 25, 2008 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:05
78. Posted by Lily | July 25, 2008 12:07 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
This handy little unit is the Bear of Prevarication +2. With this little guy on the podium you gain the trust of all media personnel in the room and they automatically believe and broadcast your every utterance to your greatest advantage. If you speak "inartfully" you get a +2 on your save credibility roll and an automatic dump of Wikepedia and Google caches.
What you already have one of these?! That damn Gnome LIED to me. He said Bill Clinton had the only other one in existence.
78. Posted by Lily | July 25, 2008 12:07 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:07
79. Posted by Timmer | July 25, 2008 12:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is the bear my uncle received from the Soviets for helping to liberate Aushwitz.
79. Posted by Timmer | July 25, 2008 12:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:18
80. Posted by [IMH] | July 25, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"When Barack Obama was in the Alps,
Fighting polar bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
"So what would Barack Obama do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Barack Obama'd do."
"Mr. Obama, it is a nice statue, but must you sing about yourself in the third person? And the way the reporters all leaped in on the chorus... creepy."
80. Posted by [IMH] | July 25, 2008 12:29 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:29
81. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and he holds the toilet paper roll on a spindle between his paws -- in Germany we call that Forbearpoopin"
81. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:30
82. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: So, is that a bear in your pants or are you just enjoying my speech?
82. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 12:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 12:43
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
A Kodiak Moment
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:02
84. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 1:03 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mayor: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Mayor: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
84. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 1:03 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:03
85. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So Senator Obama, let me get this straight: This is all that's left of the polar ice caps. Here in your office. At room temperature. Holding down your stacks of ACORN registration forms...
85. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:05
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, this bear is white! That's racist!
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:13
87. Posted by _Mike_ | July 25, 2008 1:14 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "Bear with me for a moment.. the teleprompter's down so I don't know my response".
87. Posted by _Mike_ | July 25, 2008 1:14 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:14
88. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow, you mean to say you spent years sculpting this thing from nothing but bull excrement and hot air, then whitewashed it to make it look like something of substance? OK, but what about the bear statue?
88. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:19
89. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm only showing you this to distract you from the fact that my name backwards is "I... I am a BOKC Arab."
89. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:25
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I was given this by the Sierra Club for preserving the home of the Polar Bear. It's made from the boiled down cartilage of 1255 polar bears.
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:28
91. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 25, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... and now ve vish to present Mr. Barack Hussein Obama mit the European Union's "Most Bearish on America" award for 2008!
91. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 25, 2008 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:28
92. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:30 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Think this bear will fit under that bus?
92. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 1:30 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:30
93. Posted by iurockhead | July 25, 2008 1:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This one has a "meadow fresh" cartrige, but you can refill it with the scent of your choice. I recommend one in every room. And each bathroom.
93. Posted by iurockhead | July 25, 2008 1:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 13:33
94. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 2:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mayor: The first rule of Bear Club is - you do not talk about Bear Club. The second rule of Bear Club is - you DO NOT talk about Bear Club
94. Posted by Jeff | July 25, 2008 2:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 14:47
95. Posted by Norm | July 25, 2008 2:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Another Obama photo-op: unBEARable.
95. Posted by Norm | July 25, 2008 2:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 14:56
96. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Bear Is Made Out Of Recycled Beer Foam."
96. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 3:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 15:06
97. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Bear Comes In Limburger Or A Sassy German Brie."
97. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 4:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 16:11
98. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Putin Left It In The Bathtub, It Floats."
98. Posted by radio free fred | July 25, 2008 4:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 16:21
99. Posted by Dodo David | July 25, 2008 4:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Obama holds a symbol of what the stock market will be like if he becomes President.
99. Posted by Dodo David | July 25, 2008 4:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 16:36
100. Posted by Dodo David | July 25, 2008 4:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If you don't know what a bear market is, then you will if Obama becomes President.
100. Posted by Dodo David | July 25, 2008 4:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 16:41
101. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "I call him Whitey, after my grandma."
101. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:31 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:31
102. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama Unveils Veep: "Kung Fu Polar Bear"
102. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:32
103. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Push a button and it measures your ear? Ingenious!"
103. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:32
104. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're right, Obama. He is citizen of the world, too!"
104. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:33
105. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OBAMA'S SENSE OF SECURITY: "You really sleep with him every night?"
105. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:34
106. Posted by itismedavid | July 25, 2008 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, look it's a BOY bear. Barry, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
106. Posted by itismedavid | July 25, 2008 5:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:35
107. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's Views on Ecology and Sovereignty: Knut and Neutered
107. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:36
108. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You really ripped that off a Freezee machine? You criminal you!"
108. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:36
109. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Polar Bear and Poller Bar'
109. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:37
110. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You know, he is viter than you but not as vite as me."
110. Posted by JV | July 25, 2008 5:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:37
111. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 25, 2008 5:43 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Here's a little statue signifying what the world's stock markets will be like during your Presidency."
111. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 25, 2008 5:43 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 17:43
112. Posted by Willy | July 25, 2008 8:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Uh, I, would uh, like to thank, uh, you for this uh, wonderful bear. It, uh, represents to me, uh, strength and ...your thoughtfulness, uh, means much to, uh me. Uh, Uh.
Comments by B. uh, Obama
112. Posted by Willy | July 25, 2008 8:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 20:02
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Answer: One is a polar bear and the other is a sub-par bowler.
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 20:25
114. Posted by DSkinner | July 25, 2008 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If there's any justice at this site, number 54 will be the winner.
114. Posted by DSkinner | July 25, 2008 8:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 20:26
115. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I feel like such an idiot: I kept repeating "this is the moment" when what I meant to say was "this is the small polar bear statue."
115. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 20:26
116. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ick! Ben, ein Bear (linner).
116. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 25, 2008 8:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 20:29
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Yes and we call the bear, Boo-Boo.'
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:04
118. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is your award for the most gratuitous of the word 'Belgium' ".
118. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:15
119. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well, actually Ralphie's father got the Major award, but this one should do for you."
119. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2008 9:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:16
120. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh my gosh you shouldn't have. No seriously. You really, really shouldn't have."
120. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:20
121. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Wow. This will be a family wedding gag gift for decades."
121. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:21
122. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney (#120):
LOL!!!! Damn hell, you say you won that?!
122. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:30
123. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A little white bear? Don't you know who I am? I'm the ObamaMessiah, bitch!
123. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 25, 2008 9:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 21:47
124. Posted by lawhawk | July 25, 2008 10:58 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Obama, you are now the proud owner of the Bear Market Voodoo Doll. If you want to become President of the US, you know what to do.
124. Posted by lawhawk | July 25, 2008 10:58 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2008 22:58
125. Posted by Lori | July 26, 2008 4:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you skip visiting wounded soldiers for a Klondike Bar?
125. Posted by Lori | July 26, 2008 4:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2008 04:04
126. Posted by ijosha | July 26, 2008 4:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Congratulations -- For wearing a lapel pin today, you get a prize!
126. Posted by ijosha | July 26, 2008 4:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2008 04:40
127. Posted by john1v6 | July 26, 2008 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you. My grandmother used to have one just like it. She loved it, used to point it out and talk about it all the time. Racist b*tch
127. Posted by john1v6 | July 26, 2008 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2008 10:34
128. Posted by DSkinner | July 26, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My mistake, I meant #53, "Merci beaucoup".
128. Posted by DSkinner | July 26, 2008 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2008 12:33
129. Posted by lowmal | July 26, 2008 5:50 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"And if you use this setting, it'll make Michelle's head spin.. You're gonna need extra batteries.."
129. Posted by lowmal | July 26, 2008 5:50 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2008 17:50
130. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 28, 2008 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
130. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 28, 2008 1:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 28, 2008 01:55