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Comments (105)
$50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $5... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JLawson | August 1, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
$50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50, $50... Man, have we hit the jackpot or what!
1. Posted by JLawson | August 1, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:45
2. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Congress!
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just a bunch of luggage.
2. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:45
3. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
The Obama campaign explains why they don't want Hillary as VP.
Too much baggage.
3. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:47
4. Posted by Tango | August 1, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
PA System:
"Your Attention Please, We have a lost black 2'x1' Samsonite bag with a silver handle. Thank you."
4. Posted by Tango | August 1, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:48
5. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
The new smart bags check themselves in.
5. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:49
6. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
"Shut up kids, this way it only costs me $25 to fly you to Disney World."
6. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:50
7. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: -6 (12 votes cast)
McCain never goes anywhere without is extensive shoe collection.
7. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: -6 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:52
8. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"The Sci-Fi Channel presents a horrifying remake of 'Day Of The Triffids.' Brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by Samsonite and American Traveler."
8. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:53
9. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"In Soviet Union, baggage checks you!"
9. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:53
10. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ah, the joys of public transportation!
10. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:54
11. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Observers had some serious concerns when ACORN held a rally of those "people" they had registered to vote in the upcoming presidential election...
11. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:55
12. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Papa's got a brand new bag!
Or two...
Or ten...
Or fifty...
12. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:55
13. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Researchers are studying the effects of the latest flesh-eating bacteria, which so far only seems to be affecting Howie Mandel and really, really hot-looking models...
13. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:57
14. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
American airlines: just a little less efficient than Congress.
14. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 07:57
15. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Officials display the abandoned bags, all found in the men's room. Oddly enough, they were all filled with frilly lingerie and women's shoes, and the tags all read the same:
L. CRAIG
WASHINGTON, DC / IDAHO
15. Posted by Hamish | August 1, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:03
16. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
You can tell it's the Obama campaign travelling.
They're all empty.
16. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:04
17. Posted by WindowDressing | August 1, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The LA Dodgers soon realized the extra baggage they were getting when they acquired Manny Ramirez at the trading deadline.
17. Posted by WindowDressing | August 1, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:05
18. Posted by Dawn | August 1, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Airline baggage handlers are overwhelmed in the wake of the new TSA regulation prohibiting passengers in the passenger compartment. The change is expected to increase airline safety while reducing the need for new air marshals.
18. Posted by Dawn | August 1, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:06
19. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
For a second, I thought it was a NOW conference.
Just a bunch of tired old bags.
19. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:06
20. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Honest, when Earl ask if the luggage was going to 'Beijing?' I was just responding with an expletive, I din't mean Phuket."
20. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:09
21. Posted by vader06 | August 1, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
With Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid blocking a vote on expanded oil drilling, Democrats in congress get a head start on packing for November...
21. Posted by vader06 | August 1, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:12
22. Posted by GianiD | August 1, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Limo libs ready themselves to leave America AGAIN, if McCain wins....
22. Posted by GianiD | August 1, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:16
23. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
I see Al Gore's travelling green again.
23. Posted by fustian | August 1, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:16
24. Posted by Paul | August 1, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Reporters uncover the real reason Hillary didn't get the nomination.
24. Posted by Paul | August 1, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:22
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The real reason Obama didn't visit the troops in Germany - Landstuhl Airport wasn't prepared to handle Obama's many suitcases full of Hope, Change, teleprompters, German-language campaign flyers, and press syncophants.
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:32
26. Posted by smitch | August 1, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Obama apologized today for the mini-Rapture at a New York airport, caused when he raised his hands into the air while stretching.
26. Posted by smitch | August 1, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:34
27. Posted by UncleOlaf | August 1, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Obammessiah's speech on airport luggage..
"They're going to try to make you afraid. They're going to try to make you afraid of them. They're square and awkward and over their weight limit... And did I mention they're BLACK!?!?"
27. Posted by UncleOlaf | August 1, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:41
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Once American completed the luggage wall there was a significant reduction in the number of people wandering over from Mexicana.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:43
29. Posted by jpm100 | August 1, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If only they would stick to their word, this could be the Hollywood International Airport this November.
29. Posted by jpm100 | August 1, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:45
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Transformers II: The Transformers Endure Holiday Travel
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:45
31. Posted by Tim | August 1, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
We're American Airlines. Sadly, this is what we do best.
31. Posted by Tim | August 1, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:46
32. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pelosi speaking to her constituency.
32. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:47
33. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 1, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Bagses? We don't need no stinkin' Bagses."
33. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 1, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:52
34. Posted by WildWillie | August 1, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mine is the black one. ww
34. Posted by WildWillie | August 1, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:54
35. Posted by guido | August 1, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
A logjam occurs as Barack Obama is asked to check his ego.
35. Posted by guido | August 1, 2008 8:57 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 08:57
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
In retrospect, "We're as committed to getting you and your baggage there on time as Barack Obama is to a US victory in Iraq" may not be an ideal airline philosophy.
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:00
37. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | August 1, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After the Samsonite Gorilla was diagnosed with a terminal illness, the Make a Wish Foundation leaped into action.
37. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | August 1, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:05
38. Posted by Al Pennam | August 1, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
...it suddenly occurred to Chief Williams that this new bomb sniffing dog didn't quite get it.
38. Posted by Al Pennam | August 1, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:05
39. Posted by jim2 | August 1, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The VP candidates are at the counters.
39. Posted by jim2 | August 1, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:08
40. Posted by Al Pennam | August 1, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The bag screener clocked in then immediately regretted it.
40. Posted by Al Pennam | August 1, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:09
41. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 1, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this latest film, Indiana Jones seeks out the Lost Carry-on of Christ. Choose wisely...
41. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 1, 2008 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:10
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 1, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:12
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey boss? A bunch of passengers just checked their bags. What do you want us to do with them now?"
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:21
44. Posted by Weegie | August 1, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yes, folks, of course your bags will be on your flights and will not arrive late.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
44. Posted by Weegie | August 1, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:26
45. Posted by JAT | August 1, 2008 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As you can see I am not like other empty suits that have spoken before this great wall!
45. Posted by JAT | August 1, 2008 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:38
46. Posted by JAT | August 1, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Obama goes to Washington.
46. Posted by JAT | August 1, 2008 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:40
47. Posted by Lavonne Pinski | August 1, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
aw....gosh darn it! Congress has been called back into session!
47. Posted by Lavonne Pinski | August 1, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:43
48. Posted by benning
| August 1, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Missing luggage is spotted attempting to escape from the Airport.
48. Posted by benning
| August 1, 2008 9:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:47
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama's campaign baggage.
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:50
50. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Luggage? What luggage? We don't have any luggage..."
50. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:54
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"This isn't the luggage you're looking for. Move along, move along."
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:54
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"This isn't the luggage I thought I knew."
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:54
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Luggage for Democrats - complete with sissy handles and wheels since no Democrat is man enough to just pick it up and carry it.
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 09:55
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"American Airlines. We know why you fly. We just can't do it right."
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:08
55. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You go to the airport with the luggage you have, not the luggage you want or wish to have at a later time.
55. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:09
56. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Occidental tourists descend on Beijing
56. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:16
57. Posted by kbiel
| August 1, 2008 10:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Yes, McCain does come with a little baggage (Keating Five, voting no on Bush tax cuts, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.), but he is all we have at the moment.
57. Posted by kbiel
| August 1, 2008 10:20 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:20
58. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OJ issued a statement saying that he was too busy searching for the real murderers to attempt this new record baggage jump.
58. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 1, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:45
59. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obamerica January 21, 2009 -- "Where are we going and what are we doing in these handbaskets?"
59. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:46
60. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bueller?
Bueller?
60. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:47
61. Posted by Matt | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the interest of "Security" TSA finally decreed, "NO LUGGAGE ALLOWED!"
61. Posted by Matt | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:47
62. Posted by Lily | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Democrats new plan to reduce carbon emissions from gasoline by outlawing automobiles hit an unexpected snag today when airline baggage handlers were unable to find a way to get to the airport.
62. Posted by Lily | August 1, 2008 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:47
63. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The LA to Mexico City flight was temporarily delayed when, as a joke, Carlos yelled "INS!" in the terminal.
63. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 10:50 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:50
64. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SuperBowl Ad 2009
Obamerican Tourister -- for when you can no longer afford to fly.
64. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2008 10:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:56
65. Posted by cstmbuild | August 1, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Airline Executive: "I told you we would get fewer complaints if we lost the people instead of the bags!"
65. Posted by cstmbuild | August 1, 2008 10:57 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 10:57
66. Posted by the struggler | August 1, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Helen Thomas' make-up bags arrive at the airport.
66. Posted by the struggler | August 1, 2008 11:20 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 11:20
67. Posted by Val Prieto | August 1, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Travelling between DC and St Pete on the campaign trail, new airline restrictions forced democratic presidential nominee barrack Obama to break down his ego into manageable parts.
67. Posted by Val Prieto | August 1, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 11:33
68. Posted by GarandFan | August 1, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The bags all agreed, 'he doesn't look like those other presidents'.....and did he mention, he's yellow!
68. Posted by GarandFan | August 1, 2008 11:51 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 11:51
69. Posted by Rich | August 1, 2008 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An artists image of Change We Can Believe In.
69. Posted by Rich | August 1, 2008 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 11:52
70. Posted by SarahConnor2 | August 1, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Teresa Heinz Kerry arrives at the airport for a brief weekend excursion to Bermuda.
70. Posted by SarahConnor2 | August 1, 2008 12:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 12:10
71. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 1, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
There was a slight delay at the airport while members of Obama's press entourage retrieved their luggage.
71. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 1, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 12:40
72. Posted by Swanny | August 1, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
American Airlines stock rose sharply today upon rumors of larger than expected domestic revenue.
72. Posted by Swanny | August 1, 2008 12:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 12:52
73. Posted by The Other JD | August 1, 2008 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're American Airlines, doing what we do best!"
73. Posted by The Other JD | August 1, 2008 1:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 13:01
74. Posted by Mark | August 1, 2008 1:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
People with non-refundable tickets are the first taken in the Rapture
74. Posted by Mark | August 1, 2008 1:18 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 13:18
75. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(voice from the roof):
"I thought the announcement said that drinks were on the house."
75. Posted by Joel | August 1, 2008 2:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:12
76. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 1, 2008 2:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I'm sorry, that fee was for checking your bags. There will be an additional fee to actually deliver them to your destination."
"Thank you for flying our airline."
76. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 1, 2008 2:18 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:18
77. Posted by not always right | August 1, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Could this be Obama's "luggage" at long last coming home to roost?
77. Posted by not always right | August 1, 2008 2:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:26
78. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 1, 2008 2:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey John, you better get in here! The Hilton's just returned their money!"
78. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 1, 2008 2:32 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:32
79. Posted by Joanne | August 1, 2008 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The view from National Airport as Congress studiously debates whether or not to debate on a new energy bill before summer recess.
79. Posted by Joanne | August 1, 2008 2:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:53
80. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 2:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Democrats prepare for November elections by stuffing suitcases with "absentee" ballots.
80. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 1, 2008 2:59 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 14:59
81. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 1, 2008 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Doh! That should've read:
"Hey John, you better get in here! The Hilton's want their money back!"
81. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 1, 2008 3:00 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 15:00
82. Posted by The Rogue Jew | August 1, 2008 4:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hair Care Supplies for John Edwards
82. Posted by The Rogue Jew | August 1, 2008 4:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 16:14
83. Posted by ja | August 1, 2008 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's fan press club - ready anytime, anywhere.
83. Posted by ja | August 1, 2008 4:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 16:24
84. Posted by Anachronda | August 1, 2008 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's Waldo's luggage?
84. Posted by Anachronda | August 1, 2008 4:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 1, 2008 16:27
85. Posted by Dodo David | August 1, 2008 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A first in aviation history:
An American Airlines flight gets all of its luggage to its destination . . .
. . . but loses its passengers.
85. Posted by Dodo David | August 1, 2008 4:27 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 16:27
86. Posted by itismedavid | August 1, 2008 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his tour bus being closely watched by the DEA, Snoop Dogg devises a new way to get all his 'accessories' to his concerts.
86. Posted by itismedavid | August 1, 2008 4:46 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 16:46
87. Posted by jhow66 | August 1, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clean up in row one!!
87. Posted by jhow66 | August 1, 2008 5:37 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 17:37
88. Posted by retired military | August 1, 2008 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obamamessiah forgot to leave instructions on where to take his wife's luggage.
88. Posted by retired military | August 1, 2008 6:29 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:29
89. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American Airlines Introduces their new Super-duper Fare Saver Program: Fly the friendly skies IN your luggage! Make sure your bag fits stated size restrictions, and please don't forget to zip up.
89. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:37 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:37
90. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PA: Please report any unattended baggage to security.
90. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:38 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:38
91. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Typical TSA Coffee Break"
91. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:39 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:39
92. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Plot Uncovered to "Overwhelm" JFK with Luggage
92. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:43 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:43
93. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Invisible Man Society arrives in New York, Elects Obama Leader
93. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:47 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:47
94. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OBAMA UPDATE:
Working to Track down Which Suitcase the "Stuffed Suit" Came From...
94. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:50 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:50
95. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"All right, bring in the gorilla!"
95. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 6:51 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 18:51
96. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 7:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Democrats in Such Hurry to Skip Town, They Leave Baggage Behind
96. Posted by JV | August 1, 2008 7:37 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 19:37
97. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| August 1, 2008 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Attention! All of you headed for Denver please go to the Chicago gate.
97. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| August 1, 2008 7:37 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 19:37
98. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 1, 2008 8:22 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
A microscopic examination of Walter Mondale's lower eyelid.
98. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 1, 2008 8:22 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 20:22
99. Posted by Headzero | August 1, 2008 8:47 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Anyone up for a game of musical luggage?
99. Posted by Headzero | August 1, 2008 8:47 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 20:47
100. Posted by COgirl | August 1, 2008 9:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Do you know the way to Denver?
100. Posted by COgirl | August 1, 2008 9:29 PM |
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Posted on August 1, 2008 21:29
101. Posted by rodney dill | August 3, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes Senator Obama, KY counts as a liquid, you'll need to check it all.
101. Posted by rodney dill | August 3, 2008 12:52 PM |
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Posted on August 3, 2008 12:52
102. Posted by retired military | August 3, 2008 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Where are the owners to these bags?"
AIde - "under your bus, sir"
102. Posted by retired military | August 3, 2008 4:30 PM |
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Posted on August 3, 2008 16:30
103. Posted by retired military | August 3, 2008 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The above caption should have read
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Scene at the denver bus terminal.
Obama - "Where are the owners to these bags?"
AIde - "under your bus, sir"
103. Posted by retired military | August 3, 2008 4:32 PM |
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Posted on August 3, 2008 16:32
104. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 3, 2008 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did you notice how quickly our owners disappeared after the Samsonite Guerillas showed up?"
104. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 3, 2008 4:45 PM |
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Posted on August 3, 2008 16:45
105. Posted by Kevin
| August 4, 2008 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
105. Posted by Kevin
| August 4, 2008 1:40 AM |
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Posted on August 4, 2008 01:40