The official Paris for President campaign ad; McCain says she's deeper than Obama! (Wizbang)

Paris Hilton responds to her image being used in one of McCain's ads... by making a campaign ad of her own! And you know what? She's got a much more thoughtful energy policy than Barack Obama does. And they've probably got about equal experience when it comes to governing.

Check it out:

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Adfunny videosFunnyOrDie.com

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Scary question: if Paris and Barack were your two choices, which would you vote for? I honest-to-God don't know who would be worse.

Best of all was the McCain camp's response to Paris' "ad":

In the unkindest cut of all, McCain's spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

Priceless. And pretty true. Folks, when Paris Hilton sounds more intelligent than the guy you're supporting, it may be time to rethink your vote. Just a suggestion.

Hat Tip: Hot Air

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Comments (31)

"...Paris has a more substa... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by the struggler | August 5, 2008 11:02 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

the struggler:

"...Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barak Obama. "Ha!...ouch.

Posted on August 5, 2008 23:02

Love it! Just please keep M... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Brian | August 5, 2008 11:37 PM | Score: -13 (19 votes cast)

Brian:

Love it! Just please keep McCain's juvenile tactics in the news for a few more months, that's all I ask. McCain's pushing the country in the right direction. Perhaps he can get Britney to make an ad too!

Posted on August 5, 2008 23:37

Hey Brian:McCain d... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by thecomputerguy | August 6, 2008 1:21 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)

thecomputerguy:

Hey Brian:

McCain didn't do that ad with Paris for President, Paris did - and she was making fun of both candidates, not just Obama.

Maybe a good energy policy would involve some of your nuclear denseness...

Posted on August 6, 2008 01:21

Nothing new here, her prior... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Yogurt | August 6, 2008 4:23 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Yogurt

Nothing new here, her prior videos already demonstrated her support for aggressive drilling...

Posted on August 6, 2008 04:23

She sounds more intelligent... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Cherry | August 6, 2008 4:44 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Cherry:

She sounds more intelligent than the other two stooges, and like she said: She's HOT! Really the ditz act is fake. This lady could getr-done! Paris for President! www.parisforpresident.com

Posted on August 6, 2008 04:44

Cherry, good idea, then we ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by allen | August 6, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

allen:

Cherry, good idea, then we could read the comments from people who would develop PDS.

Posted on August 6, 2008 07:19

Obama has Shakira, and McCa... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Imhotep | August 6, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Imhotep:

Obama has Shakira, and McCain has Paris.

Paris actually seems intelligent (funny and attractive).

I am thinking I like Paris.

Posted on August 6, 2008 09:42

Hussein O is already presid... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Scrapiron | August 6, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Scrapiron:

Hussein O is already president, in his own mind. Considering his lack of knowledge about everything else (the country and the world) there'a a lot of room in his head for fantasy.

Posted on August 6, 2008 10:50

I doubt Paris Hilton would ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Matt | August 6, 2008 11:59 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Matt:

I doubt Paris Hilton would ever run for President, because then she'd have to admit to being as old as 35!

Posted on August 6, 2008 11:59

Australian for Poll Danc... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2008 12:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

rodney dill:

Australian for Poll Dancer

Posted on August 6, 2008 12:21

Maybe a good energy poli... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Brian | August 6, 2008 12:45 PM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)

Seeing as you misinterpreted my comment, the denseness would be yours. Oh, and it's "nuc-u-lar".

Posted on August 6, 2008 12:45

Brian,It's time to... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by thecomputerguy | August 6, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Brian,

It's time to cut your losses buddy.

Posted on August 6, 2008 14:14

I'd like to see either of t... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by epador | August 6, 2008 2:20 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

epador:

I'd like to see either of the other candidates (or Hillary even) make a statement while lounging pool-side in spikes.

Priceless.

Posted on August 6, 2008 14:20

I heard Paris Hilton's mom ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Ryan | August 6, 2008 2:58 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Ryan:

I heard Paris Hilton's mom asked McCain for her $2300 contribution back after he started making fun of her daughter.

Posted on August 6, 2008 14:58

I heard she doubled it, bec... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by JLawson | August 6, 2008 3:07 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

JLawson:

I heard she doubled it, because her daughter actually started thinking!

Posted on August 6, 2008 15:07

Hey computerguy,Ar... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by max | August 6, 2008 3:15 PM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

max:

Hey computerguy,

Are you really that stupid?

Posted on August 6, 2008 15:15

Cassy: I'd expect a title ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by epador | August 6, 2008 5:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Cassy: I'd expect a title like that from JT, but from you?

;-)

Posted on August 6, 2008 17:12

Make it official - Paris fo... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Les Gart | August 6, 2008 6:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Les Gart:

Make it official - Paris for Prez!

Get the t-shirts, tanks and uhhh yeah dude, thongs here:

http://www.parisforprez.com/default.cfm

Coming soon "1600 SPF available at the new Pink House."

Posted on August 6, 2008 18:55

Oh, I sort of liked the sce... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 6, 2008 6:59 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Paul Hooson:

Oh, I sort of liked the scene of the Crypt Keeper in the ad myself. This ad parody actually ran on Will Ferrell's own website, Funny Or Die.com

But I think that Jay Leno put it best when he noted that the McCain video was amazingly only the first video that Paris Hilton's mother didn't like a video that Paris was in.

Paris Hilton actually even approached an adult film company with a proposal to make a better lit video, but she wanted way too much money like a million dollars. So she was turned down.

Why is she popular? I haven't figured that one out. That's hot.

Posted on August 6, 2008 18:59

Paul: why is a leggy blond ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by hyperbolist | August 6, 2008 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

hyperbolist:

Paul: why is a leggy blond airhead popular amongst the pay-for-porno crowd? Umm, I'm no evolutionary psychologist, but is it not obvious?

Posted on August 6, 2008 19:01

Well, good. Paris has demo... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by LaMedusa | August 6, 2008 7:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

LaMedusa:

Well, good. Paris has demonstrated she is literate and can read the words written for her. The words written for her have managed to make her sound more intelligent than she really is. Cool.

Posted on August 6, 2008 19:22

LaMedusa,Paris mem... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Imhotep | August 6, 2008 9:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

LaMedusa,

Paris memorized her monologue; no cue cards....that's hot.

Posted on August 6, 2008 21:56

Well, good. Paris ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by jpm100 | August 6, 2008 10:26 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

jpm100:

Just like Obama.

Posted on August 6, 2008 22:26

jpm,one shot, one hi... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by RicardoVerde | August 6, 2008 11:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

RicardoVerde:

jpm,
one shot, one hit, bullseye.

Posted on August 6, 2008 23:06

Paris memorized he... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by LaMedusa | August 6, 2008 11:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Fair enough, Imhotep. She memorized a monologue written for her that makes her sound more intelligent than she is. Her eyes just look like she's reading it.

And as jmp100 says,

Posted on August 6, 2008 23:43

I like it. She's actually p... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by OregonMuse | August 7, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

OregonMuse:

I like it. She's actually poking fun at herself and her airhead image.

If Paris Hilton is actually an intelligent woman taking the "oh, look at me, I'm just a big dummy" route to fame and fortune, she wouldn't be the first.

Posted on August 7, 2008 10:41

Even though I don't care fo... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Tammy | August 7, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Tammy:

Even though I don't care for the heifer, I've gotta admit she sounds more intelligent than Obama. She should give McCain a fist bump for the media attention, which is sure to boost her so-called "career."

Posted on August 7, 2008 12:25

Pretty hilarious. We could... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by erin delanty | August 7, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

erin delanty:

Pretty hilarious. We could all use a little humor during this political election year. Anyone else on team paris?

http://www.cafepress.com/teamparis

Posted on August 7, 2008 15:22

i bet she had justa little ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by nate | August 7, 2008 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

nate:

i bet she had justa little help thinking up that one

Posted on August 7, 2008 21:14

Her position is pretty much... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Bird | August 7, 2008 11:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Bird:

Her position is pretty much what the people are asking for. But then again, any position she's in works for me.

Posted on August 7, 2008 23:24

Paris obviously has some ma... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by media boy | August 12, 2008 1:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

media boy:

Paris obviously has some marketing savvy; she can turn anything into a PR boost for herself... thx to McCain's miscalculation, she'll be selling more cans of wine than ever

Posted on August 12, 2008 01:47

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